<h2 id="CHAPTER_13">CHAPTER 13</h2>
<p class="h3">The Junior Warden</p>
<p>By nine o'clock the next morning, the girls were all
at the cottage as usual. Mrs. Mapes had given them
materials for a simple cake and Jean and Bettie were
in the kitchen making it. Marjory, singing as she
worked, was running her Aunty Jane's carpet-sweeper
noisily over the parlor rug, while Mabel, whistling an
accompaniment to Marjory's song, was dusting the<span class="pagenum">[143]</span>
sideboard; at all times the cottage furniture received
so much unnecessary dusting that it would not have
been at all surprising if it had worn thin in spots.</p>
<p>When the doorbell rang suddenly and sharply, Marjory's
tune stopped short, high in air, and Mabel ran
to the window.</p>
<p>"It's a man," announced Mabel.</p>
<p>"Mr. Milligan?" asked Marjory, anxiously.</p>
<p>"He's moved so I can't tell."</p>
<p>"Try the other window," urged Marjory, impatiently.</p>
<p>"It doesn't look like Mr. Milligan's legs—I can't see
the rest of him. They look neat and—and expensive."</p>
<p>"Probably it's just an agent; they're kind of thick
lately. You go to the door and tell him we're just pretend
people, while I'm putting the sweeper out of
sight."</p>
<p>"Good morning," said Mr. Downing. "Are you—Why!
this is a very cozy little place. I had no idea that
it was so comfortable. May I come in?"</p>
<p>"Ye-es," returned Mabel, eyeing him doubtfully,
"but I think you're probably making a mistake. You
see, we're not really-truly people."</p>
<p>"Indeed!" said Mr. Downing, with an amused
glance at plump Mabel. "Is it possible you're a ghost?"</p>
<p>"I mean," explained Mabel, "we're just children and
this is only a playhouse, not a real one. If you have<span class="pagenum">[144]</span>
anything to sell, or are looking for a boarding place,
or want to take our census—"</p>
<p>"No," said Mr. Downing, "I don't want either your
dollars or your senses. My name is Downing and I'm
not selling anything. I called on business. Who is the
head of this—this ghostly corporation?"</p>
<p>"It has four," said Mabel. "I'll get the rest."</p>
<p>Bettie and Jean, with grown-up gingham aprons
tied about their necks, followed Mabel to the parlor.
Mr. Downing had seated himself in one of the chairs
and the girls sat facing him in a bright-eyed row on
the couch. Their countenances were so eager and
expectant that Mr. Downing found it hard to begin.</p>
<p>"I've come in," he said, "to talk over a little matter
of business with you. I understand that you've been
having trouble with your neighbors—exchanging compliments—"</p>
<p>"No," said honest Mabel, turning crimson, "it was
apples and tomatoes. The Milligans are the most troublesome
neighbors we've ever had."</p>
<p>"So-o?" said the visitor, raising his eyebrows in
genuine surprise. "Why, I understood that it was quite
the other way round. I'd like to hear your version of
the difficulty."</p>
<p>Jean and Bettie, with occasional assistance from
Marjory and much prompting from Mabel, told him
all about it. During the recital Mr. Downing's attention<span class="pagenum">[145]</span>
seemed to wander, for his eyes took in every detail
of the neat sitting-room, strayed to the prettily
papered dining-room, and even rested lingeringly upon
the one visible corner of the dainty blue bedroom.
Bettie had neglected to close the door between the
kitchen and the dining-room, which proved unfortunate,
because the tiny scrap of butter that Jean had
left melting in a very small pan on the kitchen stove,
got too hot and with threatening, hissing noises began
to give forth clouds of thick, disagreeable smoke.
Jean, the first of the girls to notice it, flew to the
kitchen, snatched a lid from the stove, and, with a
newspaper for a holder, swept the burning butter,
pan and all, into the fire. Then the paper in Jean's
hand caught fire, and for the instant before she stuffed
it into the stove and clapped the lid into place, fierce
red flames leaped high.</p>
<p>To the visitor, prepared by Mrs. Milligan for just
such doings, it looked for a moment as if all the rear
end of the cottage were in flames; but Jean returned
to her place on the couch with an air of what looked
to Mr. Downing very much like almost criminal unconcern.
How was Mr. Downing, who did no cooking,
to know that paper placed on a cake-baking fire
<i>always</i> flares up in an alarming fashion without doing
any real harm? He didn't know, and the incident decided
the matter he was turning over in his mind.<span class="pagenum">[146]</span>
The girls had found it a little hard to tell their story,
for it was plain that their visitor was using his eyes
rather than his ears; moreover, they were not at all
certain that he had any right to demand the facts in
the case. When the story was finished, Mr. Downing
looked at the row of interested faces and cleared his
throat; but, for some reason, the words he had meant
to speak refused to come. He hadn't supposed that the
evicting of unsatisfactory tenants would prove such
an unpleasant task. The tenants, all at once, seemed
part of the house, and the man realized suddenly that
the losing of the cottage was likely to prove a severe
blow to the four little housekeepers. Perhaps it was
disconcerting to see the expression of puzzled anxiety
that had crept into Bettie's great brown eyes, into
Jean's hazel ones, into Marjory's gray and Mabel's
blue ones. At any rate, Mr. Downing decided to be
well out of the way when the blow should fall; he
realized that it would prove a trying ordeal to face all
those young eyes filled with indignation and probably
with tears.</p>
<p>"Ah-hum," said Mr. Downing, rising to take his
leave. "I'm much obliged to you young ladies. Hum—the
number of this house is what, if you please?"</p>
<p>"Number 224," said Bettie, whose mind worked
quickly.</p>
<p>"Hum," said Mr. Downing, writing it on the envelope<span class="pagenum">[147]</span>
he had taken from his pocket, and moving
rather abruptly toward the door, as if desirous to
escape as speedily as possible with the knowledge he
had gleaned. "Thank you very much. I bid you all
good morning."</p>
<p>"Now what in the world did that man want?" demanded
Mabel, before the front door had fairly closed.
"Do you s'pose he's some kind of a lawyer, or—" and
Mabel turned pale at the thought—"a policeman disguised
as a—a human being? Do you suppose the
Milligans are going to get us arrested for just two
apples—and—and a little poetry?"</p>
<p>"More probably," suggested Jean, "he's a burglar.
Didn't you notice the way he looked around at everything?
I could see that he sort of lost interest after
while—as if he had concluded that we hadn't anything
worth stealing."</p>
<p>"Nonsense!" said Bettie. "I don't know what he
does for a living, but he can't be a burglar. He hasn't
lived here very long, but he goes to our church and
comes to our house to vestry meetings. Sometimes on
warm Sundays when there's nobody else to do it, he
passes the plate."</p>
<p>"Well," said Mabel, "I hope he isn't a policeman
weekdays."</p>
<p>"It's more likely," said Marjory, "that he does reporting
for the papers. The time Aunty Jane was in<span class="pagenum">[148]</span>
that railroad accident, a reporter came to our house
to interview her, and he asked questions just as that
Mr. Downing—was that his name?—did. He took
the number of the house, too."</p>
<p>"Oh, mercy!" gasped Mabel, turning suddenly from
white to a deep crimson. "If those green apples get
into the paper, I'll be too ashamed to live! Oh, <i>girls</i>!
Couldn't we stop him—couldn't we—couldn't we pay
him something <i>not</i> to?"</p>
<p>"It's probably in by now," said Marjory, teasingly.
"They do it by telegraph, you know."</p>
<p>"He <i>couldn't</i> have been a reporter," protested Mabel.
"Reporters are always young and very active so they
can catch lots of scoons—no, scoots."</p>
<p>"Scoops," corrected Jean.</p>
<p>"Well, scoops. He was kind of slow and a little bit
bald-headed on top—I noticed it when he stooped for
his hat."</p>
<p>"Well, anyway," comforted Jean, "let's not worry
about it. Let's rebuild our fire—of course it's out by
now—and finish our cake."</p>
<p>In spite of the cake's turning out much better than
anyone could have expected, with so many agitated
cooks taking turns stirring it, there was something
wrong with the day. The girls were filled with uneasy
forebodings and could settle down to nothing. Marjory
felt no desire to sing, and even the cake seemed<span class="pagenum">[149]</span>
to have lost something of its flavor. Moreover, when
they had stood for a moment on their doorstep to see
the new steam road-roller go puffing by, Laura had
tossed her head triumphantly and shouted tauntingly:
"<i>I</i> know something <i>I</i> shan't tell!" After that, the girls
could not help wondering if Laura really did know
something—some dreadful thing that concerned them
vitally and was likely to burst upon them at any
moment.</p>
<p>For the first time in the history of their housekeeping,
they could find nothing that they really wanted
to do. During the afternoon they had several little disagreements
with each other. Mild Jean spoke sharply
to Marjory, and even sweet-tempered Bettie was
drawn into a lively dispute with Mabel. Moreover, all
three of the older girls were inclined to blame Mabel
for her fracas with the Milligans; and the culprit,
ashamed one moment and defiant the next, was in a
most unhappy frame of mind. Altogether, the day was
a failure and the four friends parted coldly at least an
hour before the usual time.</p>
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