<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></SPAN>CHAPTER V</h3>
<h4>THE SEWING LESSON</h4>
<p>Jeanne's father was out in the fishing boat with Barney; but Old Captain
was mending a net near the door of his box-car. Perhaps <i>he</i> could help
her with this new and perplexing problem. She would ask.</p>
<p>So, with her family trailing behind, she paid a visit to the Captain.</p>
<p>"Captain," said she, "can you mend anything besides nets?"</p>
<p>"Men's pants," returned Old Captain, briefly.</p>
<p>"Could you <i>make</i> anything? A shirt, you know, or—or an apron?"</p>
<p>"Well," replied the Captain, doubtfully, "I could sew up a seam, maybe,
if somebody cut the darned thing—hum, ladies present—the <i>old</i> thing
out."</p>
<p>"Could you teach <i>me</i> to sew a seam! You see, these children haven't a
single clean thing to put on. If I could sew, I could make clothes for
them, I believe, because I <i>think</i> Daddy would buy me some cloth."</p>
<p>"Well now, Jeannie, if you could manage to get the needle threaded—that
there's what gets me. Hold on—I got a <i>big</i> one, somewhere's—now where
did I put that needle!"</p>
<p>Old Captain rose ponderously to his feet, shuffled about inside his
cabin and finally returned with a large spool of dingy thread, a mammoth
thimble, and a huge darning needle. Also, he had found a piece of an old
flour sack.</p>
<p>"Now, sit down aside me here and I'll show you. First you ties a
knot—Oh, no! First you threads the needle like this—Well, by gum, went
in, didn't she? An' <i>then</i> you ties the knot—a good big 'un so she
won't slip out. Then you lays the edges of the cloth together, like
this, and you pokes the needle through—Here you, Sammy! You'll get your
nose pricked!"</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <SPAN name="sewing" id="sewing"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/img_02.jpg" width-obs="490" alt="The Sewing Lesson" title="" /> <span class="caption_fig">THE SEWING LESSON</span></div>
<p>Inquisitive Sammy retired so hastily that he fell over backward.</p>
<p>"Now, you pull up the slack like this—Hey, Mike! I <i>did</i> get you—Say,
boys, you sheer off a bit while this here's goin' on. I'm plum'
dangerous with this here tool."</p>
<p>"What do you do with the thimble?" asked Jeanne, when she had removed
placid Annie to a safe distance.</p>
<p>"Durned if I didn't forget that. You puts it on this here
finger—no—well now, you puts it on <i>some</i> finger and uses it to push
the needle like that."</p>
<p>"How do you <i>keep</i> it on?" asked Jeanne, twirling it rapidly on an
upraised finger.</p>
<p>"I guess you'd better use the side of this here freight car like I allus
does," admitted Old Captain. "Just push her in like that. Now, <i>you</i>
try."</p>
<p>Jeanne sewed for a while, according to these instructions, then handed
the result to her teacher. The Captain beamed as he examined the seam.</p>
<p>"Ain't that just plum' beautiful!" said he, showing it to Michael. "That
little gal can <i>sew</i>. But I ain't just sure them is the right
tools—this here seam in my shirt now—well, it ain't so
goldarned—hum—hum—ladies present—so tarnation thick as that there
what I taught ye."</p>
<p>At their worst, the good old Captain's mild oaths were never very bad.
Unhappily Jeanne had heard far more terrifying ones from sailors on
passing boats. As you see, Captain Blossom <i>tried</i> to use his very best
language in the children's presence; but his best, perhaps, wasn't quite
as polished as L�on Duval's.</p>
<p>"I don't see any large black knots in your shirt seam," observed Jeanne.
"Mine look as if they'd <i>scratch</i>."</p>
<p>"Maybe they cuts 'em off," returned the Captain, eying the seam,
doubtfully. "No, by gum! This here's done by machine. Yours is all right
for hand work. But I tell ye what, Jeannie. You come round about this
time tomorry and maybe, by then, I can find better needles. An' there
was a sleeve I tore off an old shirt—maybe that'd sew better."</p>
<p>"I've always wondered," said Jeanne, "how people made buttonholes.
They're such <i>neat</i> things. Can <i>you</i> make buttonholes?"</p>
<p>"To be sure I can. Nothin' easier. You cuts a round hole and then you
takes half hitches all around it. I'm a leetle out of practice just now;
but when I've practiced a bit—you see, you got to get started just
right. But it's pretty soon to be thinkin' about the buttonholes."</p>
<p>"Do you makes the holes to fit the buttons or do you buy the buttons to
fit the holes?"</p>
<p>"Well," replied the Captain, scratching his head, "mostly I makes the
holes first like and then I fits the buttons to 'em. That's what I done
on this here vest. You see, the natural ones was too small. Besides I
lost the buttons, fust lick."</p>
<p>Interested Jeanne examined Old Captain's shabby waistcoat. There was a
very large black button to fit a very large buttonhole. Next, a small
white button with a buttonhole of corresponding size. Then a
medium-sized very bright blue button with a hole to match that. The
other two buttons were gone, but the store buttonholes remained.</p>
<p>"Three buttons—as long as they're <i>big</i> enough," explained Old Captain,
"is enough to keep that there vest on. The rest is superfloo-us. Run
along now, but mind you come tomorry and we'll have them other tools."</p>
<p>"I will," promised Jeanne.</p>
<p>"Me'll sew, too," promised Annie.</p>
<p>"Me, too," said Sammie.</p>
<p>"How about <i>you</i>, Mike?" laughed Old Captain.</p>
<p>"Aw, <i>I</i> wouldn't sew. That's girls' work."</p>
<p>The children had no sooner departed than Old Captain washed his hands
and hurried into his coat. Feeling in his pocket to make sure that his
money was there, he clambered up the steep bank, back of his queer
house, to the road above. This was a pleasant road, because it curved
obligingly to fit the shore line. The absence of a sidewalk did not
distress Old Captain.</p>
<p>Half an hour later, Jeanne's friend, having reached the business section
of the town, peered eagerly in at the shop windows. There seemed to be
everything else in them except the articles that he wanted. Presently,
choosing the shop that had the <i>most</i> windows, he started in, collided
with a lady and a baby carriage and backed out again. He mopped his bald
pink head several times with his faded red handkerchief before he felt
sufficiently courageous to make a second attempt. Finally he got inside.</p>
<p>"Tarnation!" he breathed. "This ain't no place for a man—I'm the only
one!"</p>
<p>A moment later, however, he caught sight of a male clerk and started for
him almost on a run. He clutched him by the sleeve.</p>
<p>"Say," said Old Captain, "gimme a girl-sized thimble, a spool o' thread
to fit, and a whole package o' needles."</p>
<p>"This young lady will attend to you," replied the man, heartlessly
deserting him.</p>
<p>The smiling young lady was evidently waiting for her unusual customer to
speak, so the Captain spoke.</p>
<p>"Will you kindly gimme a girl's-size needle, a spool o' thread, an' a
package o' thimbles."</p>
<p>"What!" exclaimed the surprised clerk.</p>
<p>"A thimble, a needle, a thread!" shouted the desperate Captain.</p>
<p>"What size needles?"</p>
<p>"Why—about the size you'd use to sew a nice neat seam. Couldn't you mix
up about a quarter's worth?"</p>
<p>"They <i>come</i> in assorted packets. What colored thread?"</p>
<p>"Why—make it about six colors—just pick 'em out to suit yourself."</p>
<p>"How about the thimble? Do you want it for yourself?"</p>
<p>"No, it's for a girl."</p>
<p>"About how big a girl?"</p>
<p>"Well, she's some bigger 'round than a whitefish," said the Captain, a
bit doubtfully, "but not so much bigger than a good-sized lake-trout.
Say, how much <i>is</i> them thimbles?"</p>
<p>"Five cents apiece."</p>
<p>"Gimme all the sizes you got. One of each. She might grow some, you
know."</p>
<p>"Anything else?"</p>
<p>"Yep," returned Old Captain. "Suppose we match up them spools with some
caliker—white with red spots, or blue, now. What do you say to <i>that</i>?"</p>
<p>"Right this way, sir," said the clerk, gladly turning her back in order
to permit the suppressed giggles that were choking her, to escape.</p>
<p>The big Captain lumbered along in her wake, like a large scow towed by a
small tug. He beamed in friendly fashion at the other customers; this
dreaded shopping was proving less terrifying than he had feared. His
pilot came to anchor near a table heaped with cheap print.</p>
<p>"We're having a sale on these goods," said she.</p>
<p>"What's the matter with 'em?" asked Old Captain, suspiciously.</p>
<p>"Why, nothing," replied the clerk. "They're all good. How much do you
need? How many yards?"</p>
<p>"Well, just about three-quarters as much and a little over what it'd
take for you. No need o' bein' stingy, an' we got to allow some for
mistakes in cuttin' out."</p>
<p>"If you bought a pattern," advised the clerk, "there wouldn't be any
waste."</p>
<p>"But," said Old Captain, earnestly, "she needs a waist and a skirt,
too."</p>
<p>"I mean, you wouldn't waste any cloth. See, here's our pattern book."</p>
<p>Old Captain turned the pages, doubtfully. Suddenly his broad face broke
into smiles.</p>
<p>"Well, I swan! Here she is. This is <i>her</i>—the girl them things is for.
Same eyes, same hair, same shape—"</p>
<p>"But," queried the smiling clerk, "do you like the way that dress is
made?"</p>
<p>"No, I don't," returned Captain Blossom. "It's got too many flub-dubs.
I wouldn't know how to make <i>them</i>. You see, I'm a teachin' her to sew."</p>
<p>Finally, by dint of much questioning, the girl arrived at the size of
the pattern required and the number of yards. Then Old Captain selected
the goods.</p>
<p>"Gimme a <i>bluer</i> blue than that," he objected. "You got to allow a whole
lot for to fade. Same way with the pink. Now that there purple's just
right. And what's the matter with them red stripes? And that there white
with big black spots. No, don't gimme no plain black—I'll keep <i>that</i>
spool to mend with. Now, how about buttons? The young lady's had one
lesson already on buttonholes."</p>
<p>"We're having a sale on those, too. Right this way. About how many?"</p>
<p>"About a pint, I guess," said Old Captain. "And for Pete's sake mix 'em
up as to sizes so they'll fit all kinds of holes."</p>
<p>This time the clerk giggled outright.</p>
<p>"They're on cards," said she. "Here are three sizes of white pearl
buttons—a dozen on each card. Five cents a card."</p>
<p>"Make it three cards of each size," returned the Captain, promptly. "She
might lose a few. And not bein' flower seeds, they wouldn't sprout and
grow <i>more</i>. Now, what's the damage for all that?"</p>
<p>The Captain's money smelled dreadfully fishy, like all the rest of his
belongings; but the good old man didn't know that. He was greatly
pleased with himself and with his purchases. But when he reached the
open air, he paused on the doorstep to draw a deep breath.</p>
<p>"'Twould a taken less time to bought the riggin' fer a hull boat," said
he, mopping his pink countenance. "But I made a rare good job of it."</p>
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