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<h2> THE RELUCTANT DRAGON </h2>
<p>Footprints in the snow have been unfailing provokers of sentiment ever
since snow was first a white wonder in this drab-coloured world of ours.
In a poetry-book presented to one of us by an aunt, there was a poem by
one Wordsworth in which they stood out strongly—with a picture all to
themselves, too—but we didn't think very highly either of the poem or
the sentiment. Footprints in the sand, now, were quite another
matter, and we grasped Crusoe's attitude of mind much more easily than
Wordsworth's. Excitement and mystery, curiosity and suspense—these were
the only sentiments that tracks, whether in sand or in snow, were able
to arouse in us.</p>
<p>We had awakened early that winter morning, puzzled at first by the added
light that filled the room. Then, when the truth at last fully dawned
on us and we knew that snow-balling was no longer a wistful dream, but
a solid certainty waiting for us outside, it was a mere brute fight
for the necessary clothes, and the lacing of boots seemed a clumsy
invention, and the buttoning of coats an unduly tedious form of
fastening, with all that snow going to waste at our very door.</p>
<p>When dinner-time came we had to be dragged in by the scruff of our
necks. The short armistice over, the combat was resumed; but presently
Charlotte and I, a little weary of contests and of missiles that
ran shudderingly down inside one's clothes, forsook the trampled
battle-field of the lawn and went exploring the blank virgin spaces of
the white world that lay beyond. It stretched away unbroken on every
side of us, this mysterious soft garment under which our familiar world
had so suddenly hidden itself. Faint imprints showed where a casual bird
had alighted, but of other traffic there was next to no sign; which made
these strange tracks all the more puzzling.</p>
<p>We came across them first at the corner of the shrubbery, and pored over
them long, our hands on our knees. Experienced trappers that we knew
ourselves to be, it was annoying to be brought up suddenly by a beast we
could not at once identify.</p>
<p>"Don't you know?" said Charlotte, rather scornfully. "Thought you knew
all the beasts that ever was."</p>
<p>This put me on my mettle, and I hastily rattled off a string of animal
names embracing both the arctic and the tropic zones, but without much
real confidence.</p>
<p>"No," said Charlotte, on consideration; "they won't any of 'em quite do.
Seems like something LIZARDY. Did you say a iguanodon? Might be that,
p'raps. But that's not British, and we want a real British beast. <i>I</i>
think it's a dragon!"</p>
<p>"'T isn't half big enough," I objected.</p>
<p>"Well, all dragons must be small to begin with," said Charlotte: "like
everything else. P'raps this is a little dragon who's got lost. A little
dragon would be rather nice to have. He might scratch and spit, but he
couldn't DO anything really. Let's track him down!"</p>
<p>So we set off into the wide snow-clad world, hand in hand, our hearts
big with expectation,—complacently confident that by a few smudgy
traces in the snow we were in a fair way to capture a half-grown
specimen of a fabulous beast.</p>
<p>We ran the monster across the paddock and along the hedge of the next
field, and then he took to the road like any tame civilized tax-payer.
Here his tracks became blended with and lost among more ordinary
footprints, but imagination and a fixed idea will do a great deal, and
we were sure we knew the direction a dragon would naturally take.
The traces, too, kept reappearing at intervals—at least Charlotte
maintained they did, and as it was HER dragon I left the following of
the slot to her and trotted along peacefully, feeling that it was an
expedition anyhow and something was sure to come out of it.</p>
<p>Charlotte took me across another field or two, and through a copse, and
into a fresh road; and I began to feel sure it was only her confounded
pride that made her go on pretending to see dragon-tracks instead of
owning she was entirely at fault, like a reasonable person. At last she
dragged me excitedly through a gap in a hedge of an obviously private
character; the waste, open world of field and hedge-row disappeared,
and we found ourselves in a garden, well-kept, secluded, most
un-dragon-haunted in appearance. Once inside, I knew where we were.
This was the garden of my friend the circus-man, though I had never
approached it before by a lawless gap, from this unfamiliar side.</p>
<p>And here was the circus-man himself, placidly smoking a pipe as he
strolled up and down the walks. I stepped up to him and asked him
politely if he had lately seen a Beast.</p>
<p>"May I inquire," he said, with all civility, "what particular sort of a
Beast you may happen to be looking for?"</p>
<p>"It's a LIZARDY sort of Beast," I explained. "Charlotte says it's a
dragon, but she doesn't really know much about beasts."</p>
<p>The circus-man looked round about him slowly. "I don't THINK," he said,
"that I've seen a dragon in these parts recently. But if I come across
one I'll know it belongs to you, and I'll have him taken round to you at
once."</p>
<p>"Thank you very much," said Charlotte, "but don't TROUBLE about it,
please, 'cos p'raps it isn't a dragon after all. Only I thought I saw
his little footprints in the snow, and we followed 'em up, and they
seemed to lead right in here, but maybe it's all a mistake, and thank
you all the same."</p>
<p>"Oh, no trouble at all," said the circus-man, cheerfully. "I should be
only too pleased. But of course, as you say, it MAY be a mistake.
And it's getting dark, and he seems to have got away for the present,
whatever he is. You'd better come in and have some tea. I'm quite alone,
and we'll make a roaring fire, and I've got the biggest Book of
Beasts you ever saw. It's got every beast in the world, and all of 'em
coloured; and we'll try and find YOUR beast in it!"</p>
<p>We were always ready for tea at any time, and especially when combined
with beasts. There was marmalade, too, and apricot-jam, brought in
expressly for us; and afterwards the beast-book was spread out, and, as
the man had truly said, it contained every sort of beast that had ever
been in the world.</p>
<p>The striking of six o'clock set the more prudent Charlotte nudging
me, and we recalled ourselves with an effort from Beast-land, and
reluctantly stood up to go.</p>
<p>"Here, I'm coming along with you," said the circus-man. "I want another
pipe, and a walk'll do me good. You needn't talk to me unless you like."</p>
<p>Our spirits rose to their wonted level again. The way had seemed so
long, the outside world so dark and eerie, after the bright warm room
and the highly-coloured beast-book. But a walk with a real Man—why,
that was a treat in itself! We set off briskly, the Man in the middle. I
looked up at him and wondered whether I should ever live to smoke a big
pipe with that careless sort of majesty! But Charlotte, whose young mind
was not set on tobacco as a possible goal, made herself heard from the
other side.</p>
<p>"Now, then," she said, "tell us a story, please, won't you?"</p>
<p>The Man sighed heavily and looked about him. "I knew it," he groaned.
"I KNEW I should have to tell a story. Oh, why did I leave my pleasant
fireside? Well, I WILL tell you a story. Only let me think a minute."</p>
<p>So he thought a minute, and then he told us this story.</p>
<p>Long ago—might have been hundreds of years ago—in a cottage half-way
between this village and yonder shoulder of the Downs up there, a
shepherd lived with his wife and their little son. Now the shepherd
spent his days—and at certain times of the year his nights too—up on
the wide ocean-bosom of the Downs, with only the sun and the stars and
the sheep for company, and the friendly chattering world of men and
women far out of sight and hearing. But his little son, when he wasn't
helping his father, and often when he was as well, spent much of his
time buried in big volumes that he borrowed from the affable gentry and
interested parsons of the country round about. And his parents were very
fond of him, and rather proud of him too, though they didn't let on in
his hearing, so he was left to go his own way and read as much as he
liked; and instead of frequently getting a cuff on the side of the head,
as might very well have happened to him, he was treated more or less as
an equal by his parents, who sensibly thought it a very fair division
of labour that they should supply the practical knowledge, and he the
book-learning. They knew that book-learning often came in useful at
a pinch, in spite of what their neighbours said. What the Boy chiefly
dabbled in was natural history and fairy-tales, and he just took them as
they came, in a sandwichy sort of way, without making any distinctions;
and really his course of reading strikes one as rather sensible.</p>
<p>One evening the shepherd, who for some nights past had been disturbed
and preoccupied, and off his usual mental balance, came home all of
a tremble, and, sitting down at the table where his wife and son
were peacefully employed, she with her seam, he in following out the
adventures of the Giant with no Heart in his Body, exclaimed with much
agitation:</p>
<p>"It's all up with me, Maria! Never no more can I go up on them there
Downs, was it ever so!"</p>
<p>"Now don't you take on like that," said his wife, who was a VERY
sensible woman: "but tell us all about it first, whatever it is as has
given you this shake-up, and then me and you and the son here, between
us, we ought to be able to get to the bottom of it!"</p>
<p>"It began some nights ago," said the shepherd. "You know that cave up
there—I never liked it, somehow, and the sheep never liked it neither,
and when sheep don't like a thing there's generally some reason for
it. Well, for some time past there's been faint noises coming from that
cave—noises like heavy sighings, with grunts mixed up in them; and
sometimes a snoring, far away down—REAL snoring, yet somehow not HONEST
snoring, like you and me o'nights, you know!"</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> know," remarked the Boy, quietly.</p>
<p>"Of course I was terrible frightened," the shepherd went on; "yet
somehow I couldn't keep away. So this very evening, before I come down,
I took a cast round by the cave, quietly. And there—O Lord! there I saw
him at last, as plain as I see you!"</p>
<p>"Saw WHO?" said his wife, beginning to share in her husband's nervous
terror.</p>
<p>"Why HIM, I'm a telling you!" said the shepherd. "He was sticking
half-way out of the cave, and seemed to be enjoying of the cool of the
evening in a poetical sort of way. He was as big as four cart-horses,
and all covered with shiny scales—deep-blue scales at the top of him,
shading off to a tender sort o' green below. As he breathed, there was
that sort of flicker over his nostrils that you see over our chalk roads
on a baking windless day in summer. He had his chin on his paws, and I
should say he was meditating about things. Oh, yes, a peaceable sort o'
beast enough, and not ramping or carrying on or doing anything but what
was quite right and proper. I admit all that. And yet, what am I to do?
SCALES, you know, and claws, and a tail for certain, though I didn't
see that end of him—I ain't USED to 'em, and I don't HOLD with 'em, and
that's a fact!"</p>
<p>The Boy, who had apparently been absorbed in his book during his
father's recital, now closed the volume, yawned, clasped his hands
behind his head, and said sleepily:</p>
<p>"It's all right, father. Don't you worry. It's only a dragon."</p>
<p>"Only a dragon?" cried his father. "What do you mean, sitting there, you
and your dragons? ONLY a dragon indeed! And what do YOU know about it?"</p>
<p>"'Cos it IS, and 'cos I DO know," replied the Boy, quietly. "Look here,
father, you know we've each of us got our line. YOU know about sheep,
and weather, and things; <i>I</i> know about dragons. I always said, you
know, that that cave up there was a dragon-cave. I always said it must
have belonged to a dragon some time, and ought to belong to a dragon
now, if rules count for anything. Well, now you tell me it HAS got a
dragon, and so THAT'S all right. I'm not half as much surprised as when
you told me it HADN'T got a dragon. Rules always come right if you wait
quietly. Now, please, just leave this all to me. And I'll stroll up
to-morrow morning—no, in the morning I can't, I've got a whole heap of
things to do—well, perhaps in the evening, if I'm quite free, I'll go
up and have a talk to him, and you'll find it'll be all right. Only,
please, don't you go worrying round there without me. You don't
understand 'em a bit, and they're very sensitive, you know!"</p>
<p>"He's quite right, father," said the sensible mother. "As he says,
dragons is his line and not ours. He's wonderful knowing about
book-beasts, as every one allows. And to tell the truth, I'm not half
happy in my own mind, thinking of that poor animal lying alone up there,
without a bit o' hot supper or anyone to change the news with; and maybe
we'll be able to do something for him; and if he ain't quite respectable
our Boy'll find it out quick enough. He's got a pleasant sort o' way
with him that makes everybody tell him everything."</p>
<p>Next day, after he'd had his tea, the Boy strolled up the chalky track
that led to the summit of the Downs; and there, sure enough, he found
the dragon, stretched lazily on the sward in front of his cave. The view
from that point was a magnificent one. To the right and left, the bare
and billowy leagues of Downs; in front, the vale, with its clustered
homesteads, its threads of white roads running through orchards and
well-tilled acreage, and, far away, a hint of grey old cities on the
horizon. A cool breeze played over the surface of the grass and the
silver shoulder of a large moon was showing above distant junipers. No
wonder the dragon seemed in a peaceful and contented mood; indeed,
as the Boy approached he could hear the beast purring with a happy
regularity. "Well, we live and learn!" he said to himself. "None of my
books ever told me that dragons purred!"</p>
<p>"Hullo, dragon!" said the Boy, quietly, when he had got up to him.</p>
<p>The dragon, on hearing the approaching footsteps, made the beginning
of a courteous effort to rise. But when he saw it was a Boy, he set his
eyebrows severely.</p>
<p>"Now don't you hit me," he said; "or bung stones, or squirt water, or
anything. I won't have it, I tell you!"</p>
<p>"Not goin' to hit you," said the Boy wearily, dropping on the grass
beside the beast: "and don't, for goodness' sake, keep on saying
`Don't;' I hear so much of it, and it's monotonous, and makes me tired.
I've simply looked in to ask you how you were and all that sort of
thing; but if I'm in the way I can easily clear out. I've lots of
friends, and no one can say I'm in the habit of shoving myself in where
I'm not wanted!"</p>
<p>"No, no, don't go off in a huff," said the dragon, hastily; "fact
is,—I'm as happy up here as the day's long; never without an
occupation, dear fellow, never without an occupation! And yet, between
ourselves, it IS a trifle dull at times."</p>
<p>The Boy bit off a stalk of grass and chewed it. "Going to make a long
stay here?" he asked, politely.</p>
<p>"Can't hardly say at present," replied the dragon. "It seems a nice
place enough—but I've only been here a short time, and one must look
about and reflect and consider before settling down. It's rather
a serious thing, settling down. Besides—now I'm going to tell you
something! You'd never guess it if you tried ever so!—fact is, I'm such
a confoundedly lazy beggar!"</p>
<p>"You surprise me," said the Boy, civilly.</p>
<p>"It's the sad truth," the dragon went on, settling down between his paws
and evidently delighted to have found a listener at last: "and I fancy
that's really how I came to be here. You see all the other fellows were
so active and EARNEST and all that sort of thing—always rampaging, and
skirmishing, and scouring the desert sands, and pacing the margin of the
sea, and chasing knights all over the place, and devouring damsels, and
going on generally—whereas I liked to get my meals regular and then
to prop my back against a bit of rock and snooze a bit, and wake up and
think of things going on and how they kept going on just the same, you
know! So when it happened I got fairly caught."</p>
<p>"When WHAT happened, please?" asked the Boy.</p>
<p>"That's just what I don't precisely know," said the dragon. "I suppose
the earth sneezed, or shook itself, or the bottom dropped out of
something. Anyhow there was a shake and a roar and a general stramash,
and I found myself miles away underground and wedged in as tight as
tight. Well, thank goodness, my wants are few, and at any rate I had
peace and quietness and wasn't always being asked to come along and DO
something. And I've got such an active mind—always occupied, I assure
you! But time went on, and there was a certain sameness about the life,
and at last I began to think it would be fun to work my way upstairs and
see what you other fellows were doing. So I scratched and burrowed, and
worked this way and that way and at last I came out through this cave
here. And I like the country, and the view, and the people—what I've
seen of 'em—and on the whole I feel inclined to settle down here."</p>
<p>"What's your mind always occupied about?" asked the Boy. "That's what I
want to know."</p>
<p>The dragon coloured slightly and looked away. Presently he said
bashfully:</p>
<p>"Did you ever—just for fun—try to make up poetry—verses, you know?"</p>
<p>"'Course I have," said the Boy. "Heaps of it. And some of it's quite
good, I feel sure, only there's no one here cares about it.
Mother's very kind and all that, when I read it to her, and so's father
for that matter. But somehow they don't seem to—"</p>
<p>"Exactly," cried the dragon; "my own case exactly. They don't seem to,
and you can't argue with 'em about it. Now you've got culture, you
have, I could tell it on you at once, and I should just like your candid
opinion about some little things I threw off lightly, when I was down
there. I'm awfully pleased to have met you, and I'm hoping the other
neighbours will be equally agreeable. There was a very nice old
gentleman up here only last night, but he didn't seem to want to
intrude."</p>
<p>"That was my father," said the boy, "and he IS a nice old gentleman, and
I'll introduce you some day if you like."</p>
<p>"Can't you two come up here and dine or something to-morrow?" asked the
dragon eagerly. "Only, of course, if you've got nothing better to do,"
he added politely.</p>
<p>"Thanks awfully," said the Boy, "but we don't go out anywhere without
my mother, and, to tell you the truth, I'm afraid she mightn't quite
approve of you. You see there's no getting over the hard fact that
you're a dragon, is there? And when you talk of settling down, and the
neighbours, and so on, I can't help feeling that you don't quite realize
your position. You're an enemy of the human race, you see!"</p>
<p>"Haven't got an enemy in the world," said the dragon, cheerfully.
"Too lazy to make 'em, to begin with. And if I DO read other fellows my
poetry, I'm always ready to listen to theirs!"</p>
<p>"Oh, dear!" cried the boy, "I wish you'd try and grasp the situation
properly. When the other people find you out, they'll come after you
with spears and swords and all sorts of things. You'll have to be
exterminated, according to their way of looking at it! You're a scourge,
and a pest, and a baneful monster!"</p>
<p>"Not a word of truth in it," said the dragon, wagging his head solemnly.
"Character'll bear the strictest investigation. And now, there's a
little sonnet-thing I was working on when you appeared on the scene—"</p>
<p>"Oh, if you WON'T be sensible," cried the Boy, getting up, "I'm going
off home. No, I can't stop for sonnets; my mother's sitting up. I'll
look you up to-morrow, sometime or other, and do for goodness' sake try
and realize that you're a pestilential scourge, or you'll find yourself
in a most awful fix. Good-night!"</p>
<p>The Boy found it an easy matter to set the mind of his parents' at ease
about his new friend. They had always left that branch to him, and they
took his word without a murmur. The shepherd was formally introduced and
many compliments and kind inquiries were exchanged. His wife, however,
though expressing her willingness to do anything she could—to mend
things, or set the cave to rights, or cook a little something when the
dragon had been poring over sonnets and forgotten his meals, as male
things WILL do, could not be brought to recognize him formally. The fact
that he was a dragon and "they didn't know who he was" seemed to count
for everything with her. She made no objection, however, to her little
son spending his evenings with the dragon quietly, so long as he was
home by nine o'clock: and many a pleasant night they had, sitting on
the sward, while the dragon told stories of old, old times, when dragons
were quite plentiful and the world was a livelier place than it is now,
and life was full of thrills and jumps and surprises.</p>
<p>What the Boy had feared, however, soon came to pass. The most modest
and retiring dragon in the world, if he's as big as four cart-horses and
covered with blue scales, cannot keep altogether out of the public view.
And so in the village tavern of nights the fact that a real live dragon
sat brooding in the cave on the Downs was naturally a subject for talk.
Though the villagers were extremely frightened, they were rather proud
as well. It was a distinction to have a dragon of your own, and it was
felt to be a feather in the cap of the village. Still, all were agreed
that this sort of thing couldn't be allowed to go on.</p>
<p>The dreadful beast must be exterminated, the country-side must be freed
from this pest, this terror, this destroying scourge. The fact that not
even a hen roost was the worse for the dragon's arrival wasn't allowed
to have anything to do with it. He was a dragon, and he couldn't deny
it, and if he didn't choose to behave as such that was his own lookout.
But in spite of much valiant talk no hero was found willing to take
sword and spear and free the suffering village and win deathless fame;
and each night's heated discussion always ended in nothing. Meanwhile
the dragon, a happy Bohemian, lolled on the turf, enjoyed the sunsets,
told antediluvian anecdotes to the Boy, and polished his old verses
while meditating on fresh ones.</p>
<p>One day the Boy, on walking in to the village, found everything wearing
a festal appearance which was not to be accounted for in the calendar.
Carpets and gay-coloured stuffs were hung out of the windows, the
church-bells clamoured noisily, the little street was flower-strewn,
and the whole population jostled each other along either side of it,
chattering, shoving, and ordering each other to stand back. The Boy saw
a friend of his own age in the crowd and hailed him.</p>
<p>"What's up?" he cried. "Is it the players, or bears, or a circus, or
what?"</p>
<p>"It's all right," his friend hailed back. "He's a-coming."</p>
<p>"WHO'S a-coming?" demanded the Boy, thrusting into the throng.</p>
<p>"Why, St. George, of course," replied his friend. "He's heard tell of
our dragon, and he's comin' on purpose to slay the deadly beast, and
free us from his horrid yoke. O my! won't there be a jolly fight!"</p>
<p>Here was news indeed! The Boy felt that he ought to make quite sure for
himself, and he wriggled himself in between the legs of his good-natured
elders, abusing them all the time for their unmannerly habit of shoving.
Once in the front rank, he breathlessly awaited the arrival.</p>
<p>Presently from the far-away end of the line came the sound of cheering.
Next, the measured tramp of a great war-horse made his heart beat
quicker, and then he found himself cheering with the rest, as, amidst
welcoming shouts, shrill cries of women, uplifting of babies and waving
of handkerchiefs, St. George paced slowly up the street. The Boy's heart
stood still and he breathed with sobs, the beauty and the grace of the
hero were so far beyond anything he had yet seen. His fluted armour
was inlaid with gold, his plumed helmet hung at his saddle-bow, and his
thick fair hair framed a face gracious and gentle beyond expression
till you caught the sternness in his eyes. He drew rein in front of the
little inn, and the villagers crowded round with greetings and thanks
and voluble statements of their wrongs and grievances and oppressions.
The Boy heard the grave gentle voice of the Saint, assuring them that
all would be well now, and that he would stand by them and see them
righted and free them from their foe; then he dismounted and passed
through the doorway and the crowd poured in after him. But the Boy made
off up the hill as fast as he could lay his legs to the ground.</p>
<p>"It's all up, dragon!" he shouted as soon as he was within sight of
the beast. "He's coming! He's here now! You'll have to pull yourself
together and DO something at last!"</p>
<p>The dragon was licking his scales and rubbing them with a bit of
house-flannel the Boy's mother had lent him, till he shone like a great
turquoise.</p>
<p>"Don't be VIOLENT, Boy," he said without looking round. "Sit down and
get your breath, and try and remember that the noun governs the verb,
and then perhaps you'll be good enough to tell me WHO'S coming?"</p>
<p>"That's right, take it coolly," said the Boy. "Hope you'll be half as
cool when I've got through with my news. It's only St. George who's
coming, that's all; he rode into the village half-an-hour ago. Of course
you can lick him—a great big fellow like you! But I thought I'd
warn you, 'cos he's sure to be round early, and he's got the longest,
wickedest-looking spear you ever did see!" And the Boy got up and began
to jump round in sheer delight at the prospect of the battle.</p>
<p>"O deary, deary me," moaned the dragon; "this is too awful. I won't see
him, and that's flat. I don't want to know the fellow at all. I'm sure
he's not nice. You must tell him to go away at once, please. Say he can
write if he likes, but I can't give him an interview. I'm not seeing
anybody at present."</p>
<p>"Now dragon, dragon," said the Boy imploringly, "don't be perverse and
wrongheaded. You've GOT to fight him some time or other, you know, 'cos
he's St. George and you're the dragon. Better get it over, and then we
can go on with the sonnets. And you ought to consider other people a
little, too. If it's been dull up here for you, think how dull it's been
for me!"</p>
<p>"My dear little man," said the dragon solemnly, "just understand, once
for all, that I can't fight and I won't fight. I've never fought in my
life, and I'm not going to begin now, just to give you a Roman holiday.
In old days I always let the other fellows—the EARNEST fellows—do all
the fighting, and no doubt that's why I have the pleasure of being here
now."</p>
<p>"But if you don't fight he'll cut your head off!" gasped the Boy,
miserable at the prospect of losing both his fight and his friend.</p>
<p>"Oh, I think not," said the dragon in his lazy way. "You'll be able to
arrange something. I've every confidence in you, you're such a MANAGER.
Just run down, there's a dear chap, and make it all right. I leave it
entirely to you."</p>
<p>The Boy made his way back to the village in a state of great
despondency. First of all, there wasn't going to be any fight; next,
his dear and honoured friend the dragon hadn't shown up in quite such a
heroic light as he would have liked; and lastly, whether the dragon was
a hero at heart or not, it made no difference, for St. George would most
undoubtedly cut his head off. "Arrange things indeed!" he said bitterly
to himself. "The dragon treats the whole affair as if it was an
invitation to tea and croquet."</p>
<p>The villagers were straggling homewards as he passed up the street, all
of them in the highest spirits, and gleefully discussing the splendid
fight that was in store. The Boy pursued his way to the inn, and passed
into the principal chamber, where St. George now sat alone, musing over
the chances of the fight, and the sad stories of rapine and of wrong
that had so lately been poured into his sympathetic ears.</p>
<p>"May I come in, St. George?" said the Boy politely, as he paused at the
door. "I want to talk to you about this little matter of the dragon, if
you're not tired of it by this time."</p>
<p>"Yes, come in, Boy," said the Saint kindly. "Another tale of misery
and wrong, I fear me. Is it a kind parent, then, of whom the tyrant has
bereft you? Or some tender sister or brother? Well, it shall soon be
avenged."</p>
<p>"Nothing of the sort," said the Boy. "There's a misunderstanding
somewhere, and I want to put it right. The fact is, this is a GOOD
dragon."</p>
<p>"Exactly," said St. George, smiling pleasantly, "I quite understand.
A good DRAGON. Believe me, I do not in the least regret that he is an
adversary worthy of my steel, and no feeble specimen of his noxious
tribe."</p>
<p>"But he's NOT a noxious tribe," cried the Boy distressedly. "Oh dear, oh
dear, how STUPID men are when they get an idea into their heads! I tell
you he's a GOOD dragon, and a friend of mine, and tells me the most
beautiful stories you ever heard, all about old times and when he was
little. And he's been so kind to mother, and mother'd do anything for
him. And father likes him too, though father doesn't hold with art and
poetry much, and always falls asleep when the dragon starts talking
about STYLE. But the fact is, nobody can help liking him when once they
know him. He's so engaging and so trustful, and as simple as a child!"</p>
<p>"Sit down, and draw your chair up," said St. George. "I like a fellow
who sticks up for his friends, and I'm sure the dragon has his good
points, if he's got a friend like you. But that's not the question. All
this evening I've been listening, with grief and anguish unspeakable, to
tales of murder, theft, and wrong; rather too highly coloured, perhaps,
not always quite convincing, but forming in the main a most serious roll
of crime. History teaches us that the greatest rascals often possess all
the domestic virtues; and I fear that your cultivated friend, in spite
of the qualities which have won (and rightly) your regard, has got to be
speedily exterminated."</p>
<p>"Oh, you've been taking in all the yarns those fellows have been telling
you," said the Boy impatiently. "Why, our villagers are the biggest
story-tellers in all the country round. It's a known fact. You're a
stranger in these parts, or else you'd have heard it already. All
they want is a FIGHT. They're the most awful beggars for getting up
fights—it's meat and drink to them. Dogs, bulls, dragons—anything so
long as it's a fight. Why, they've got a poor innocent badger in the
stable behind here, at this moment. They were going to have some fun
with him to-day, but they're saving him up now till YOUR little affair's
over. And I've no doubt they've been telling you what a hero you were,
and how you were bound to win, in the cause of right and justice, and so
on; but let me tell you, I came down the street just now, and they were
betting six to four on the dragon freely!"</p>
<p>"Six to four on the dragon!" murmured St. George sadly, resting his
cheek on his hand. "This is an evil world, and sometimes I begin to
think that all the wickedness in it is not entirely bottled up inside
the dragons. And yet—may not this wily beast have misled you as to his
real character, in order that your good report of him may serve as a
cloak for his evil deeds? Nay, may there not be, at this very moment,
some hapless Princess immured within yonder gloomy cavern?"</p>
<p>The moment he had spoken, St. George was sorry for what he had said, the
Boy looked so genuinely distressed.</p>
<p>"I assure you, St. George," he said earnestly, "there's nothing of the
sort in the cave at all. The dragon's a real gentleman, every inch of
him, and I may say that no one would be more shocked and grieved than
he would, at hearing you talk in that—that LOOSE way about matters on
which he has very strong views!"</p>
<p>"Well, perhaps I've been over-credulous," said St. George. "Perhaps I've
misjudged the animal. But what are we to do? Here are the dragon and
I, almost face to face, each supposed to be thirsting for each other's
blood. I don't see any way out of it, exactly. What do you suggest?
Can't you arrange things, somehow?"</p>
<p>"That's just what the dragon said," replied the Boy, rather nettled.
"Really, the way you two seem to leave everything to me—I suppose you
couldn't be persuaded to go away quietly, could you?"</p>
<p>"Impossible, I fear," said the Saint. "Quite against the rules. YOU know
that as well as I do."</p>
<p>"Well, then, look here," said the Boy, "it's early yet—would you mind
strolling up with me and seeing the dragon and talking it over? It's not
far, and any friend of mine will be most welcome."</p>
<p>"Well, it's IRREGULAR," said St. George, rising, "but really it seems
about the most sensible thing to do. You're taking a lot of trouble on
your friend's account," he added, good-naturedly, as they passed out
through the door together. "But cheer up! Perhaps there won't have to be
any fight after all."</p>
<p>"Oh, but <i>I</i> hope there will, though!" replied the little fellow,
wistfully.</p>
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