<h3 id="id00508" style="margin-top: 3em">XIV</h3>
<h5 id="id00509">WAYS AND MEANS</h5>
<p id="id00510" style="margin-top: 2em">It was late June, and Gilbert had returned from school, so the work of
making the Yellow House attractive and convenient was to move forward at
once. Up to now, the unpacking and distribution of the furniture, with
the daily housework and cooking, had been all that Mrs. Carey and the
girls could manage.</p>
<p id="id00511">A village Jack-of-all-trades, Mr. Ossian Popham, generally and
familiarly called "Osh" Popham, had been called in to whitewash existing
closets and put hooks in them; also, with Bill Harmon's consent, to make
new ones here and there in handy corners. Dozens of shelves in odd
spaces helped much in the tidy stowing away of household articles,
bed-clothing, and stores. In the midst of this delightful and cheery
setting-to-rights a letter arrived from Cousin Ann. The family was all
sitting together in Mrs. Carey's room, the announced intention being to
hold an important meeting of the Ways and Means Committee, the Careys
being strong on ways and uniformly short on means.</p>
<p id="id00512">The arrival of the letters by the hand of Bill Harmon's boy occurred
before the meeting was called to order.</p>
<p id="id00513">"May I read Cousin Ann's aloud?" asked Nancy, who had her private
reasons for making the offer.</p>
<p id="id00514">"Certainly," said Mrs. Carey unsuspectingly, as she took up the
inevitable stocking. "I almost wish you had all been storks instead of
chickens; then you would always have held up one foot, and perhaps that
stocking, at least, wouldn't have had holes in it!"</p>
<p id="id00515">"Poor Muddy! I'm learning to darn," cried Kathleen, kissing her.</p>
<p id="id00516"> LONGHAMPTON, NEW JERSEY, <i>June 27th</i>.</p>
<p id="id00517" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> MY DEAR MARGARET [so Nancy read],—The climate of this seaside
place suits me so badly that I have concluded to spend the rest
of the summer with you, lightening those household tasks which
will fall so heavily on your shoulders.</p>
<p id="id00518">[Groans from the whole family greeted this opening passage, and Gilbert
cast himself, face down, on his mother's lounge.]</p>
<p id="id00519" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> It is always foggy here when it does not rain, and the cooking
is very bad. The manager of the hotel is uncivil and the office
clerks very rude, so that Beulah, unfortunate place of residence
as I consider it, will be much preferable.</p>
<p id="id00520" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> I hope you are getting on well with the work on the house,
although I regard your treating it as if it were your own, as
the height of extravagance. You will never get back a penny you
spend on it, and probably when you get it in good order Mr.
Hamilton will come back from Europe and live in it himself, or
take it away from you and sell it to some one else.</p>
<p id="id00521"> Gilbert will be home by now, but I should not allow him to touch<br/>
the woodwork, as he is too careless and unreliable.<br/></p>
<p id="id00522">["She'll never forget that the bed came down with her!" exclaimed<br/>
Gilbert, his voice muffled by the sofa cushions.]<br/></p>
<p id="id00523"> Remember me to Julia. I hope she enjoys her food better than<br/>
when I was with you. Children must eat if they would grow.<br/></p>
<p id="id00524">[Mother Carey pricked up her ears at this point, and Gilbert raised
himself on one elbow, but Nancy went on gravely.]</p>
<p id="id00525" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> Tell Kathleen to keep out of the sun, or wear a hat, as her
complexion is not at all what it used to be. Without color and
with freckles she will be an unusually plain child.</p>
<p id="id00526">[Kathleen flushed angrily and laid down her work.]</p>
<p id="id00527" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> Give my love to darling Nancy. What a treasure you have in your
eldest, Margaret! I hope you are properly grateful for her. Such
talent, such beauty, such grace, such discretion—</p>
<p id="id00528">But here the family rose <i>en masse</i> and descended on the reader of the
spurious letter just as she had turned the first page. In the amiable
scuffle that ensued, a blue slip fell from Cousin Ann's envelope and
Gilbert handed it to his mother with the letter.</p>
<p id="id00529">Mrs. Carey, wiping the tears of merriment that came to her eyes in spite
of her, so exactly had Nancy caught Cousin Ann's epistolary style, read
the real communication, which ran as follows:—</p>
<p id="id00530" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> DEAR MARGARET,—I have had you much in mind since I left you,
always with great anxiety lest your strength should fail under
the unexpected strain you put upon it. I had intended to give
each of you a check for thirty-five dollars at Christmas to
spend as you liked, but I must say I have not entire confidence
in your judgment. You will be likelier far to decorate the walls
of the house than to bring water into the kitchen sink. I
therefore enclose you three hundred dollars and beg that you
will have the well piped <i>at once</i>, and if there is any way to
carry the water to the bedroom floor, do it, and let me send the
extra amount involved. You will naturally have the well cleaned
out anyway, but I should prefer never to know what you found in
it. My only other large gift to you in the past was one of
ornaments, sent, you remember, at the time of your wedding!</p>
<p id="id00531">["We remember!" groaned the children in chorus.]</p>
<p id="id00532" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> I do not regret this, though my view of life, of its sorrows and
perplexities, has changed somewhat, and I am more practical than
I used to be. The general opinion is that in giving for a
present an object of permanent beauty, your friends think of you
whenever they look upon it.</p>
<p id="id00533">["That's so!" remarked Gilbert to Nancy.]</p>
<p id="id00534" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> This is true, no doubt, but there are other ways of making
yourself remembered, and I am willing that you should think
kindly of Cousin Ann whenever you use the new pump.</p>
<p id="id00535" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> The second improvement I wish made with the money is the
instalment of a large furnace-like stove in the cellar, which
will send up a little heat, at least, into the hall and lower
rooms in winter. You will probably have to get the owner's
consent, and I should certainly ask for a five years' lease
before expending any considerable amount of money on the
premises.</p>
<p id="id00536" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> If there is any money left, I should suggest new sills to the
back doors and those in the shed. I noticed that the present
ones are very rotten, and I dare say by this time you have
processions of red and black ants coming into your house. It
seemed to me that I never saw so much insect life as in Beulah.
Moths, caterpillars, brown-tails, slugs, spiders, June bugs,
horseflies, and mosquitoes were among the pests I specially
noted. The Mr. Popham who drove me to the station said that
snakes also abounded in the tall grass, but I should not lay any
stress on his remarks, as I never saw such manners in my life in
any Christian civilized community. He asked me my age, and when
I naturally made no reply, he inquired after a few minutes'
silence whether I was unmarried from choice or necessity. When I
refused to carry on any conversation with him he sang jovial
songs so audibly that persons going along the street smiled and
waved their hands to him. I tell you this because you appear to
have false ideas of the people in Beulah, most of whom seemed to
me either eccentric or absolutely insane.</p>
<p id="id00537" style="margin-left: 5%; margin-right: 5%"> Hoping that you can endure your life there when the water smells
better and you do not have to carry it from the well, I am</p>
<p id="id00538"> Yours affectionately,</p>
<h5 id="id00539"> ANN CHADWICH.</h5>
<p id="id00540" style="margin-top: 2em">"Children!" said Mrs. Carey, folding the letter and slipping the check
into the envelope for safety, "your Cousin Ann is really a very
good woman."</p>
<p id="id00541">"I wish her bed hadn't come down with her," said Gilbert. "We could
never have afforded to get that water into the house, or had the little
furnace, and I suppose, though no one of us ever thought of it, that you
would have had a hard time doing the work in the winter in a cold house,
and it would have been dreadful going to the pump."</p>
<p id="id00542">"Dreadful for you too, Gilly," replied Kathleen pointedly.</p>
<p id="id00543">"I shall be at school, where I can't help," said Gilbert.</p>
<p id="id00544">Mrs. Carey made no remark, as she intended the fact that there was no
money for Gilbert's tuition at Eastover to sink gradually into his mind,
so that he might make the painful discovery himself. His fees had
fortunately been paid in advance up to the end of the summer term, so
the strain on their resources had not been felt up to now.</p>
<p id="id00545">Nancy had disappeared from the room and now stood in the doorway.</p>
<p id="id00546">"I wish to remark that, having said a good many disagreeable things
about Cousin Ann, and regretting them very much, I have placed the four
black and white marble ornaments on my bedroom mantelpiece, there to be
a perpetual reminder of my sins. You Dirty Boy is in a hundred pieces in
the barn chamber, but if Cousin Ann ever comes to visit us again, I'll
be the one to confess that Gilly and I were the cause of the accident."</p>
<p id="id00547">"Now take your pencil, Nancy, and see where we are in point of income,
at the present moment," her mother suggested, with an approving smile.
"Put down the pension of thirty dollars a month."</p>
<p id="id00548">"Down.—Three hundred and sixty dollars."</p>
<p id="id00549">"Now the hundred dollars over and above the rent of the Charlestown
house."</p>
<p id="id00550">"Down; but it lasts only four years."</p>
<p id="id00551">"We may all be dead by that time." (This cheerfully from Gilbert.)</p>
<p id="id00552">"Then the interest on our insurance money. Four per cent on five
thousand dollars is two hundred; I have multiplied it twenty times."</p>
<p id="id00553">"Down.—Two hundred."</p>
<p id="id00554">"Of course if anything serious happens, or any great need comes, we have
the five thousand to draw upon," interpolated Gilbert.</p>
<p id="id00555">"I will draw upon that to save one of us in illness or to bury one of
us," said Mrs. Carey with determination, "but I will never live out of
it myself, nor permit you to. We are five,—six, while Julia is with
us," she added hastily,—"and six persons will surely have rainy days
coming to them. What if I should die and leave you?"</p>
<p id="id00556">"Don't, mother!" they cried in chorus, so passionately that Mrs. Carey
changed the subject quickly. "How much a year does it make, Nancy?"</p>
<p id="id00557">"Three hundred and sixty plus one hundred plus two hundred equals six
hundred and sixty," read Nancy. "And I call it a splendid big lump
of money!"</p>
<p id="id00558">"Oh, my dear," sighed her mother with a shake of the head, "if you knew
the difficulty your father and I have had to take care of ourselves and
of you on five and six times that sum! We may have been a little
extravagant sometimes following him about,—he was always so anxious to
have us with him,—but that has been our only luxury."</p>
<p id="id00559">"We saved enough out of exchanging the grand piano to pay all the
expenses down here, and all our railway fares, and everything so far, in
the way of boards and nails and Osh Popham's labor," recalled Gilbert.</p>
<p id="id00560">"Yes, and we are still eating the grand piano at the end of two months,
but it's about gone, isn't it, Muddy?" Nancy asked.</p>
<p id="id00561">"About gone, but it has been a great help, and our dear little
old-fashioned square is just as much of a comfort.—Of course there's
the tapestry and the Van Twiller landscape Uncle gave me; they may
yet be sold."</p>
<p id="id00562">"Somebody'll buy the tapestry, but the Van Twiller'll go hard," and<br/>
Gilbert winked at Nancy.<br/></p>
<p id="id00563">"A picture that looks just the same upside down as the right way about
won't find many buyers," was Nancy's idea.</p>
<p id="id00564">"Still it is a Van Twiller, and has a certain authentic value for all
time!"</p>
<p id="id00565">"The landscapes Van Twiller painted in the dark, or when he had his
blinders on, can't be worth very much," insisted Gilbert. "You remember
the Admiral thought it was partridges nesting in the underbrush at
twilight, and then we found Joanna had cleaned the dining room and hung
the thing upside down. When it was hung the other end up neither father
nor the Admiral could tell what it was; they'd lost the partridges and
couldn't find anything else!"</p>
<p id="id00566">"We shall get something for it because it is a Van Twiller," said Mrs.
Carey hopefully; "and the tapestry is lovely.—Now we have been doing
all our own work to save money enough to make the house beautiful; yet,
as Cousin Ann says, it does not belong to us and may be taken away at
any moment after the year is up. We have never even seen our landlord,
though Mr. Harmon has written to him. Are we foolish? What do you
think, Julia?"</p>
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