<p>What parallel courses did Bloom and Stephen follow returning?</p>
<p>Starting united both at normal walking pace from Beresford place they
followed in the order named Lower and Middle Gardiner streets and Mountjoy
square, west: then, at reduced pace, each bearing left, Gardiner's place
by an inadvertence as far as the farther corner of Temple street: then, at
reduced pace with interruptions of halt, bearing right, Temple street,
north, as far as Hardwicke place. Approaching, disparate, at relaxed
walking pace they crossed both the circus before George's church
diametrically, the chord in any circle being less than the arc which it
subtends.</p>
<p>Of what did the duumvirate deliberate during their itinerary?</p>
<p>Music, literature, Ireland, Dublin, Paris, friendship, woman,
prostitution, diet, the influence of gaslight or the light of arc and
glowlamps on the growth of adjoining paraheliotropic trees, exposed
corporation emergency dustbuckets, the Roman catholic church,
ecclesiastical celibacy, the Irish nation, jesuit education, careers, the
study of medicine, the past day, the maleficent influence of the
presabbath, Stephen's collapse.</p>
<p>Did Bloom discover common factors of similarity between their respective
like and unlike reactions to experience?</p>
<p>Both were sensitive to artistic impressions, musical in preference to
plastic or pictorial. Both preferred a continental to an insular manner of
life, a cisatlantic to a transatlantic place of residence. Both indurated
by early domestic training and an inherited tenacity of heterodox
resistance professed their disbelief in many orthodox religious, national,
social and ethical doctrines. Both admitted the alternately stimulating
and obtunding influence of heterosexual magnetism.</p>
<p>Were their views on some points divergent?</p>
<p>Stephen dissented openly from Bloom's views on the importance of dietary
and civic selfhelp while Bloom dissented tacitly from Stephen's views on
the eternal affirmation of the spirit of man in literature. Bloom assented
covertly to Stephen's rectification of the anachronism involved in
assigning the date of the conversion of the Irish nation to christianity
from druidism by Patrick son of Calpornus, son of Potitus, son of Odyssus,
sent by pope Celestine I in the year 432 in the reign of Leary to the year
260 or thereabouts in the reign of Cormac MacArt (died 266 A.D.),
suffocated by imperfect deglutition of aliment at Sletty and interred at
Rossnaree. The collapse which Bloom ascribed to gastric inanition and
certain chemical compounds of varying degrees of adulteration and
alcoholic strength, accelerated by mental exertion and the velocity of
rapid circular motion in a relaxing atmosphere, Stephen attributed to the
reapparition of a matutinal cloud (perceived by both from two different
points of observation Sandycove and Dublin) at first no bigger than a
woman's hand.</p>
<p>Was there one point on which their views were equal and negative?</p>
<p>The influence of gaslight or electric light on the growth of adjoining
paraheliotropic trees.</p>
<p>Had Bloom discussed similar subjects during nocturnal perambulations in
the past?</p>
<p>In 1884 with Owen Goldberg and Cecil Turnbull at night on public
thoroughfares between Longwood avenue and Leonard's corner and Leonard's
corner and Synge street and Synge street and Bloomfield avenue.</p>
<p>In 1885 with Percy Apjohn in the evenings, reclined against the wall
between Gibraltar villa and Bloomfield house in Crumlin, barony of
Uppercross. In 1886 occasionally with casual acquaintances and prospective
purchasers on doorsteps, in front parlours, in third class railway
carriages of suburban lines. In 1888 frequently with major Brian Tweedy
and his daughter Miss Marion Tweedy, together and separately on the lounge
in Matthew Dillon's house in Roundtown. Once in 1892 and once in 1893 with
Julius (Juda) Mastiansky, on both occasions in the parlour of his
(Bloom's) house in Lombard street, west.</p>
<p>What reflection concerning the irregular sequence of dates 1884, 1885,
1886, 1888, 1892, 1893, 1904 did Bloom make before their arrival at their
destination?</p>
<p>He reflected that the progressive extension of the field of individual
development and experience was regressively accompanied by a restriction
of the converse domain of interindividual relations.</p>
<p>As in what ways?</p>
<p>From inexistence to existence he came to many and was as one received:
existence with existence he was with any as any with any: from existence
to nonexistence gone he would be by all as none perceived.</p>
<p>What act did Bloom make on their arrival at their destination?</p>
<p>At the housesteps of the 4th Of the equidifferent uneven numbers, number 7
Eccles street, he inserted his hand mechanically into the back pocket of
his trousers to obtain his latchkey.</p>
<p>Was it there?</p>
<p>It was in the corresponding pocket of the trousers which he had worn on
the day but one preceding.</p>
<p>Why was he doubly irritated?</p>
<p>Because he had forgotten and because he remembered that he had reminded
himself twice not to forget.</p>
<p>What were then the alternatives before the, premeditatedly (respectively)
and inadvertently, keyless couple?</p>
<p>To enter or not to enter. To knock or not to knock.</p>
<p>Bloom's decision?</p>
<p>A stratagem. Resting his feet on the dwarf wall, he climbed over the area
railings, compressed his hat on his head, grasped two points at the lower
union of rails and stiles, lowered his body gradually by its length of
five feet nine inches and a half to within two feet ten inches of the area
pavement and allowed his body to move freely in space by separating
himself from the railings and crouching in preparation for the impact of
the fall.</p>
<p>Did he fall?</p>
<p>By his body's known weight of eleven stone and four pounds in avoirdupois
measure, as certified by the graduated machine for periodical selfweighing
in the premises of Francis Froedman, pharmaceutical chemist of 19
Frederick street, north, on the last feast of the Ascension, to wit, the
twelfth day of May of the bissextile year one thousand nine hundred and
four of the christian era (jewish era five thousand six hundred and
sixtyfour, mohammadan era one thousand three hundred and twentytwo),
golden number 5, epact 13, solar cycle 9, dominical letters C B, Roman
indiction 2, Julian period 6617, MCMIV.</p>
<p>Did he rise uninjured by concussion?</p>
<p>Regaining new stable equilibrium he rose uninjured though concussed by the
impact, raised the latch of the area door by the exertion of force at its
freely moving flange and by leverage of the first kind applied at its
fulcrum, gained retarded access to the kitchen through the subadjacent
scullery, ignited a lucifer match by friction, set free inflammable coal
gas by turningon the ventcock, lit a high flame which, by regulating, he
reduced to quiescent candescence and lit finally a portable candle.</p>
<p>What discrete succession of images did Stephen meanwhile perceive?</p>
<p>Reclined against the area railings he perceived through the transparent
kitchen panes a man regulating a gasflame of 14 CP, a man lighting a
candle of 1 CP, a man removing in turn each of his two boots, a man
leaving the kitchen holding a candle.</p>
<p>Did the man reappear elsewhere?</p>
<p>After a lapse of four minutes the glimmer of his candle was discernible
through the semitransparent semicircular glass fanlight over the halldoor.
The halldoor turned gradually on its hinges. In the open space of the
doorway the man reappeared without his hat, with his candle.</p>
<p>Did Stephen obey his sign?</p>
<p>Yes, entering softly, he helped to close and chain the door and followed
softly along the hallway the man's back and listed feet and lighted candle
past a lighted crevice of doorway on the left and carefully down a turning
staircase of more than five steps into the kitchen of Bloom's house.</p>
<p>What did Bloom do?</p>
<p>He extinguished the candle by a sharp expiration of breath upon its flame,
drew two spoonseat deal chairs to the hearthstone, one for Stephen with
its back to the area window, the other for himself when necessary, knelt
on one knee, composed in the grate a pyre of crosslaid resintipped sticks
and various coloured papers and irregular polygons of best Abram coal at
twentyone shillings a ton from the yard of Messrs Flower and M'Donald of
14 D'Olier street, kindled it at three projecting points of paper with one
ignited lucifer match, thereby releasing the potential energy contained in
the fuel by allowing its carbon and hydrogen elements to enter into free
union with the oxygen of the air.</p>
<p>Of what similar apparitions did Stephen think?</p>
<p>Of others elsewhere in other times who, kneeling on one knee or on two,
had kindled fires for him, of Brother Michael in the infirmary of the
college of the Society of Jesus at Clongowes Wood, Sallins, in the county
of Kildare: of his father, Simon Dedalus, in an unfurnished room of his
first residence in Dublin, number thirteen Fitzgibbon street: of his
godmother Miss Kate Morkan in the house of her dying sister Miss Julia
Morkan at 15 Usher's Island: of his aunt Sara, wife of Richie (Richard)
Goulding, in the kitchen of their lodgings at 62 Clanbrassil street: of
his mother Mary, wife of Simon Dedalus, in the kitchen of number twelve
North Richmond street on the morning of the feast of Saint Francis Xavier
1898: of the dean of studies, Father Butt, in the physics' theatre of
university College, 16 Stephen's Green, north: of his sister Dilly (Delia)
in his father's house in Cabra.</p>
<p>What did Stephen see on raising his gaze to the height of a yard from the
fire towards the opposite wall?</p>
<p>Under a row of five coiled spring housebells a curvilinear rope, stretched
between two holdfasts athwart across the recess beside the chimney pier,
from which hung four smallsized square handkerchiefs folded unattached
consecutively in adjacent rectangles and one pair of ladies' grey hose
with Lisle suspender tops and feet in their habitual position clamped by
three erect wooden pegs two at their outer extremities and the third at
their point of junction.</p>
<p>What did Bloom see on the range?</p>
<p>On the right (smaller) hob a blue enamelled saucepan: on the left (larger)
hob a black iron kettle.</p>
<p>What did Bloom do at the range?</p>
<p>He removed the saucepan to the left hob, rose and carried the iron kettle
to the sink in order to tap the current by turning the faucet to let it
flow.</p>
<p>Did it flow?</p>
<p>Yes. From Roundwood reservoir in county Wicklow of a cubic capacity of
2400 million gallons, percolating through a subterranean aqueduct of
filter mains of single and double pipeage constructed at an initial plant
cost of 5 pounds per linear yard by way of the Dargle, Rathdown, Glen of
the Downs and Callowhill to the 26 acre reservoir at Stillorgan, a
distance of 22 statute miles, and thence, through a system of relieving
tanks, by a gradient of 250 feet to the city boundary at Eustace bridge,
upper Leeson street, though from prolonged summer drouth and daily supply
of 12 1/2 million gallons the water had fallen below the sill of the
overflow weir for which reason the borough surveyor and waterworks
engineer, Mr Spencer Harty, C. E., on the instructions of the waterworks
committee had prohibited the use of municipal water for purposes other
than those of consumption (envisaging the possibility of recourse being
had to the impotable water of the Grand and Royal canals as in 1893)
particularly as the South Dublin Guardians, notwithstanding their ration
of 15 gallons per day per pauper supplied through a 6 inch meter, had been
convicted of a wastage of 20,000 gallons per night by a reading of their
meter on the affirmation of the law agent of the corporation, Mr Ignatius
Rice, solicitor, thereby acting to the detriment of another section of the
public, selfsupporting taxpayers, solvent, sound.</p>
<p>What in water did Bloom, waterlover, drawer of water, watercarrier,
returning to the range, admire?</p>
<p>Its universality: its democratic equality and constancy to its nature in
seeking its own level: its vastness in the ocean of Mercator's projection:
its unplumbed profundity in the Sundam trench of the Pacific exceeding
8000 fathoms: the restlessness of its waves and surface particles visiting
in turn all points of its seaboard: the independence of its units: the
variability of states of sea: its hydrostatic quiescence in calm: its
hydrokinetic turgidity in neap and spring tides: its subsidence after
devastation: its sterility in the circumpolar icecaps, arctic and
antarctic: its climatic and commercial significance: its preponderance of
3 to 1 over the dry land of the globe: its indisputable hegemony extending
in square leagues over all the region below the subequatorial tropic of
Capricorn: the multisecular stability of its primeval basin: its
luteofulvous bed: its capacity to dissolve and hold in solution all
soluble substances including millions of tons of the most precious metals:
its slow erosions of peninsulas and islands, its persistent formation of
homothetic islands, peninsulas and downwardtending promontories: its
alluvial deposits: its weight and volume and density: its imperturbability
in lagoons and highland tarns: its gradation of colours in the torrid and
temperate and frigid zones: its vehicular ramifications in continental
lakecontained streams and confluent oceanflowing rivers with their
tributaries and transoceanic currents, gulfstream, north and south
equatorial courses: its violence in seaquakes, waterspouts, Artesian
wells, eruptions, torrents, eddies, freshets, spates, groundswells,
watersheds, waterpartings, geysers, cataracts, whirlpools, maelstroms,
inundations, deluges, cloudbursts: its vast circumterrestrial ahorizontal
curve: its secrecy in springs and latent humidity, revealed by
rhabdomantic or hygrometric instruments and exemplified by the well by the
hole in the wall at Ashtown gate, saturation of air, distillation of dew:
the simplicity of its composition, two constituent parts of hydrogen with
one constituent part of oxygen: its healing virtues: its buoyancy in the
waters of the Dead Sea: its persevering penetrativeness in runnels,
gullies, inadequate dams, leaks on shipboard: its properties for
cleansing, quenching thirst and fire, nourishing vegetation: its
infallibility as paradigm and paragon: its metamorphoses as vapour, mist,
cloud, rain, sleet, snow, hail: its strength in rigid hydrants: its
variety of forms in loughs and bays and gulfs and bights and guts and
lagoons and atolls and archipelagos and sounds and fjords and minches and
tidal estuaries and arms of sea: its solidity in glaciers, icebergs,
icefloes: its docility in working hydraulic millwheels, turbines, dynamos,
electric power stations, bleachworks, tanneries, scutchmills: its utility
in canals, rivers, if navigable, floating and graving docks: its
potentiality derivable from harnessed tides or watercourses falling from
level to level: its submarine fauna and flora (anacoustic, photophobe),
numerically, if not literally, the inhabitants of the globe: its ubiquity
as constituting 90 percent of the human body: the noxiousness of its
effluvia in lacustrine marshes, pestilential fens, faded flowerwater,
stagnant pools in the waning moon.</p>
<p>Having set the halffilled kettle on the now burning coals, why did he
return to the stillflowing tap?</p>
<p>To wash his soiled hands with a partially consumed tablet of Barrington's
lemonflavoured soap, to which paper still adhered, (bought thirteen hours
previously for fourpence and still unpaid for), in fresh cold
neverchanging everchanging water and dry them, face and hands, in a long
redbordered holland cloth passed over a wooden revolving roller.</p>
<p>What reason did Stephen give for declining Bloom's offer?</p>
<p>That he was hydrophobe, hating partial contact by immersion or total by
submersion in cold water, (his last bath having taken place in the month
of October of the preceding year), disliking the aqueous substances of
glass and crystal, distrusting aquacities of thought and language.</p>
<p>What impeded Bloom from giving Stephen counsels of hygiene and
prophylactic to which should be added suggestions concerning a preliminary
wetting of the head and contraction of the muscles with rapid splashing of
the face and neck and thoracic and epigastric region in case of sea or
river bathing, the parts of the human anatomy most sensitive to cold being
the nape, stomach and thenar or sole of foot?</p>
<p>The incompatibility of aquacity with the erratic originality of genius.</p>
<p>What additional didactic counsels did he similarly repress?</p>
<p>Dietary: concerning the respective percentage of protein and caloric
energy in bacon, salt ling and butter, the absence of the former in the
lastnamed and the abundance of the latter in the firstnamed.</p>
<p>Which seemed to the host to be the predominant qualities of his guest?</p>
<p>Confidence in himself, an equal and opposite power of abandonment and
recuperation.</p>
<p>What concomitant phenomenon took place in the vessel of liquid by the
agency of fire?</p>
<p>The phenomenon of ebullition. Fanned by a constant updraught of
ventilation between the kitchen and the chimneyflue, ignition was
communicated from the faggots of precombustible fuel to polyhedral masses
of bituminous coal, containing in compressed mineral form the foliated
fossilised decidua of primeval forests which had in turn derived their
vegetative existence from the sun, primal source of heat (radiant),
transmitted through omnipresent luminiferous diathermanous ether. Heat
(convected), a mode of motion developed by such combustion, was constantly
and increasingly conveyed from the source of calorification to the liquid
contained in the vessel, being radiated through the uneven unpolished dark
surface of the metal iron, in part reflected, in part absorbed, in part
transmitted, gradually raising the temperature of the water from normal to
boiling point, a rise in temperature expressible as the result of an
expenditure of 72 thermal units needed to raise 1 pound of water from 50
degrees to 212 degrees Fahrenheit.</p>
<p>What announced the accomplishment of this rise in temperature?</p>
<p>A double falciform ejection of water vapour from under the kettlelid at
both sides simultaneously.</p>
<p>For what personal purpose could Bloom have applied the water so boiled?</p>
<p>To shave himself.</p>
<p>What advantages attended shaving by night?</p>
<p>A softer beard: a softer brush if intentionally allowed to remain from
shave to shave in its agglutinated lather: a softer skin if unexpectedly
encountering female acquaintances in remote places at incustomary hours:
quiet reflections upon the course of the day: a cleaner sensation when
awaking after a fresher sleep since matutinal noises, premonitions and
perturbations, a clattered milkcan, a postman's double knock, a paper
read, reread while lathering, relathering the same spot, a shock, a shoot,
with thought of aught he sought though fraught with nought might cause a
faster rate of shaving and a nick on which incision plaster with precision
cut and humected and applied adhered: which was to be done.</p>
<p>Why did absence of light disturb him less than presence of noise?</p>
<p>Because of the surety of the sense of touch in his firm full masculine
feminine passive active hand.</p>
<p>What quality did it (his hand) possess but with what counteracting
influence?</p>
<p>The operative surgical quality but that he was reluctant to shed human
blood even when the end justified the means, preferring, in their natural
order, heliotherapy, psychophysicotherapeutics, osteopathic surgery.</p>
<p>What lay under exposure on the lower, middle and upper shelves of the
kitchen dresser, opened by Bloom?</p>
<p>On the lower shelf five vertical breakfast plates, six horizontal
breakfast saucers on which rested inverted breakfast cups, a moustachecup,
uninverted, and saucer of Crown Derby, four white goldrimmed eggcups, an
open shammy purse displaying coins, mostly copper, and a phial of aromatic
(violet) comfits. On the middle shelf a chipped eggcup containing pepper,
a drum of table salt, four conglomerated black olives in oleaginous paper,
an empty pot of Plumtree's potted meat, an oval wicker basket bedded with
fibre and containing one Jersey pear, a halfempty bottle of William Gilbey
and Co's white invalid port, half disrobed of its swathe of coralpink
tissue paper, a packet of Epps's soluble cocoa, five ounces of Anne
Lynch's choice tea at 2/- per lb in a crinkled leadpaper bag, a
cylindrical canister containing the best crystallised lump sugar, two
onions, one, the larger, Spanish, entire, the other, smaller, Irish,
bisected with augmented surface and more redolent, a jar of Irish Model
Dairy's cream, a jug of brown crockery containing a naggin and a quarter
of soured adulterated milk, converted by heat into water, acidulous serum
and semisolidified curds, which added to the quantity subtracted for Mr
Bloom's and Mrs Fleming's breakfasts, made one imperial pint, the total
quantity originally delivered, two cloves, a halfpenny and a small dish
containing a slice of fresh ribsteak. On the upper shelf a battery of
jamjars (empty) of various sizes and proveniences.</p>
<p>What attracted his attention lying on the apron of the dresser?</p>
<p>Four polygonal fragments of two lacerated scarlet betting tickets,
numbered 8 87, 88 6.</p>
<p>What reminiscences temporarily corrugated his brow?</p>
<p>Reminiscences of coincidences, truth stranger than fiction, preindicative
of the result of the Gold Cup flat handicap, the official and definitive
result of which he had read in the <i>Evening Telegraph</i>, late pink
edition, in the cabman's shelter, at Butt bridge.</p>
<p>Where had previous intimations of the result, effected or projected, been
received by him?</p>
<p>In Bernard Kiernan's licensed premises 8, 9 and 10 little Britain street:
in David Byrne's licensed premises, 14 Duke street: in O'Connell street
lower, outside Graham Lemon's when a dark man had placed in his hand a
throwaway (subsequently thrown away), advertising Elijah, restorer of the
church in Zion: in Lincoln place outside the premises of F. W. Sweny and
Co (Limited), dispensing chemists, when, when Frederick M. (Bantam) Lyons
had rapidly and successively requested, perused and restituted the copy of
the current issue of the <i>Freeman's Journal and National Press</i> which
he had been about to throw away (subsequently thrown away), he had
proceeded towards the oriental edifice of the Turkish and Warm Baths, 11
Leinster street, with the light of inspiration shining in his countenance
and bearing in his arms the secret of the race, graven in the language of
prediction.</p>
<p>What qualifying considerations allayed his perturbations?</p>
<p>The difficulties of interpretation since the significance of any event
followed its occurrence as variably as the acoustic report followed the
electrical discharge and of counterestimating against an actual loss by
failure to interpret the total sum of possible losses proceeding
originally from a successful interpretation.</p>
<p>His mood?</p>
<p>He had not risked, he did not expect, he had not been disappointed, he was
satisfied.</p>
<p>What satisfied him?</p>
<p>To have sustained no positive loss. To have brought a positive gain to
others. Light to the gentiles.</p>
<p>How did Bloom prepare a collation for a gentile?</p>
<p>He poured into two teacups two level spoonfuls, four in all, of Epps's
soluble cocoa and proceeded according to the directions for use printed on
the label, to each adding after sufficient time for infusion the
prescribed ingredients for diffusion in the manner and in the quantity
prescribed.</p>
<p>What supererogatory marks of special hospitality did the host show his
guest?</p>
<p>Relinquishing his symposiarchal right to the moustache cup of imitation
Crown Derby presented to him by his only daughter, Millicent (Milly), he
substituted a cup identical with that of his guest and served
extraordinarily to his guest and, in reduced measure, to himself the
viscous cream ordinarily reserved for the breakfast of his wife Marion
(Molly).</p>
<p>Was the guest conscious of and did he acknowledge these marks of
hospitality?</p>
<p>His attention was directed to them by his host jocosely, and he accepted
them seriously as they drank in jocoserious silence Epps's massproduct,
the creature cocoa.</p>
<p>Were there marks of hospitality which he contemplated but suppressed,
reserving them for another and for himself on future occasions to complete
the act begun?</p>
<p>The reparation of a fissure of the length of 1 1/2 inches in the right
side of his guest's jacket. A gift to his guest of one of the four lady's
handkerchiefs, if and when ascertained to be in a presentable condition.</p>
<p>Who drank more quickly?</p>
<p>Bloom, having the advantage of ten seconds at the initiation and taking,
from the concave surface of a spoon along the handle of which a steady
flow of heat was conducted, three sips to his opponent's one, six to two,
nine to three.</p>
<p>What cerebration accompanied his frequentative act?</p>
<p>Concluding by inspection but erroneously that his silent companion was
engaged in mental composition he reflected on the pleasures derived from
literature of instruction rather than of amusement as he himself had
applied to the works of William Shakespeare more than once for the
solution of difficult problems in imaginary or real life.</p>
<p>Had he found their solution?</p>
<p>In spite of careful and repeated reading of certain classical passages,
aided by a glossary, he had derived imperfect conviction from the text,
the answers not bearing in all points.</p>
<p>What lines concluded his first piece of original verse written by him,
potential poet, at the age of 11 in 1877 on the occasion of the offering
of three prizes of 10/-, 5/- and 2/6 respectively for competition by the
<i>Shamrock</i>, a weekly newspaper?</p>
<p><i>An ambition to squint<br/>
At my verses in print<br/>
Makes me hope that for these you'll find room?.<br/>
If you so condescend<br/>
Then please place at the end<br/>
The name of yours truly, L. Bloom.</i><br/></p>
<p>Did he find four separating forces between his temporary guest and him?</p>
<p>Name, age, race, creed.</p>
<p>What anagrams had he made on his name in youth?</p>
<p>Leopold Bloom<br/>
Ellpodbomool<br/>
Molldopeloob<br/>
Bollopedoom<br/>
Old Ollebo, M. P.<br/></p>
<p>What acrostic upon the abbreviation of his first name had he (kinetic
poet) sent to Miss Marion (Molly) Tweedy on the 14 February 1888?</p>
<p><i>Poets oft have sung in rhyme<br/>
Of music sweet their praise divine.<br/>
Let them hymn it nine times nine.<br/>
Dearer far than song or wine.<br/>
You are mine. The world is mine.</i><br/></p>
<p>What had prevented him from completing a topical song (music by R. G.
Johnston) on the events of the past, or fixtures for the actual, years,
entitled <i>If Brian Boru could but come back and see old Dublin now</i>,
commissioned by Michael Gunn, lessee of the Gaiety Theatre, 46, 47, 48, 49
South King street, and to be introduced into the sixth scene, the valley
of diamonds, of the second edition (30 January 1893) of the grand annual
Christmas pantomime <i>Sinbad the Sailor</i> (produced by R Shelton 26
December 1892, written by Greenleaf Whittier, scenery by George A. Jackson
and Cecil Hicks, costumes by Mrs and Miss Whelan under the personal
supervision of Mrs Michael Gunn, ballets by Jessie Noir, harlequinade by
Thomas Otto) and sung by Nelly Bouverist, principal girl?</p>
<p>Firstly, oscillation between events of imperial and of local interest, the
anticipated diamond jubilee of Queen Victoria (born 1820, acceded 1837)
and the posticipated opening of the new municipal fish market: secondly,
apprehension of opposition from extreme circles on the questions of the
respective visits of Their Royal Highnesses the duke and duchess of York
(real) and of His Majesty King Brian Boru (imaginary): thirdly, a conflict
between professional etiquette and professional emulation concerning the
recent erections of the Grand Lyric Hall on Burgh Quay and the Theatre
Royal in Hawkins street: fourthly, distraction resultant from compassion
for Nelly Bouverist's non-intellectual, non-political, non-topical
expression of countenance and concupiscence caused by Nelly Bouverist's
revelations of white articles of non-intellectual, non-political,
non-topical underclothing while she (Nelly Bouverist) was in the articles:
fifthly, the difficulties of the selection of appropriate music and
humorous allusions from <i>Everybody's Book of Jokes</i> (1000 pages and a
laugh in every one): sixthly, the rhymes, homophonous and cacophonous,
associated with the names of the new lord mayor, Daniel Tallon, the new
high sheriff, Thomas Pile and the new solicitorgeneral, Dunbar Plunket
Barton.</p>
<p>What relation existed between their ages?</p>
<p>16 years before in 1888 when Bloom was of Stephen's present age Stephen
was 6. 16 years after in 1920 when Stephen would be of Bloom's present age
Bloom would be 54. In 1936 when Bloom would be 70 and Stephen 54 their
ages initially in the ratio of 16 to 0 would be as 17 1/2 to 13 1/2, the
proportion increasing and the disparity diminishing according as arbitrary
future years were added, for if the proportion existing in 1883 had
continued immutable, conceiving that to be possible, till then 1904 when
Stephen was 22 Bloom would be 374 and in 1920 when Stephen would be 38, as
Bloom then was, Bloom would be 646 while in 1952 when Stephen would have
attained the maximum postdiluvian age of 70 Bloom, being 1190 years alive
having been born in the year 714, would have surpassed by 221 years the
maximum antediluvian age, that of Methusalah, 969 years, while, if Stephen
would continue to live until he would attain that age in the year 3072
A.D., Bloom would have been obliged to have been alive 83,300 years,
having been obliged to have been born in the year 81,396 B.C.</p>
<p>What events might nullify these calculations?</p>
<p>The cessation of existence of both or either, the inauguration of a new
era or calendar, the annihilation of the world and consequent
extermination of the human species, inevitable but impredictable.</p>
<p>How many previous encounters proved their preexisting acquaintance?</p>
<p>Two. The first in the lilacgarden of Matthew Dillon's house, Medina Villa,
Kimmage road, Roundtown, in 1887, in the company of Stephen's mother,
Stephen being then of the age of 5 and reluctant to give his hand in
salutation. The second in the coffeeroom of Breslin's hotel on a rainy
Sunday in the January of 1892, in the company of Stephen's father and
Stephen's granduncle, Stephen being then 5 years older.</p>
<p>Did Bloom accept the invitation to dinner given then by the son and
afterwards seconded by the father?</p>
<p>Very gratefully, with grateful appreciation, with sincere appreciative
gratitude, in appreciatively grateful sincerity of regret, he declined.</p>
<p>Did their conversation on the subject of these reminiscences reveal a
third connecting link between them?</p>
<p>Mrs Riordan (Dante), a widow of independent means, had resided in the
house of Stephen's parents from 1 September 1888 to 29 December 1891 and
had also resided during the years 1892, 1893 and 1894 in the City Arms
Hotel owned by Elizabeth O'Dowd of 54 Prussia street where, during parts
of the years 1893 and 1894, she had been a constant informant of Bloom who
resided also in the same hotel, being at that time a clerk in the
employment of Joseph Cuffe of 5 Smithfield for the superintendence of
sales in the adjacent Dublin Cattle market on the North Circular road.</p>
<p>Had he performed any special corporal work of mercy for her?</p>
<p>He had sometimes propelled her on warm summer evenings, an infirm widow of
independent, if limited, means, in her convalescent bathchair with slow
revolutions of its wheels as far as the corner of the North Circular road
opposite Mr Gavin Low's place of business where she had remained for a
certain time scanning through his onelensed binocular fieldglasses
unrecognisable citizens on tramcars, roadster bicycles equipped with
inflated pneumatic tyres, hackney carriages, tandems, private and hired
landaus, dogcarts, ponytraps and brakes passing from the city to the
Phoenix Park and vice versa.</p>
<p>Why could he then support that his vigil with the greater equanimity?</p>
<p>Because in middle youth he had often sat observing through a rondel of
bossed glass of a multicoloured pane the spectacle offered with continual
changes of the thoroughfare without, pedestrians, quadrupeds, velocipedes,
vehicles, passing slowly, quickly, evenly, round and round and round the
rim of a round and round precipitous globe.</p>
<p>What distinct different memories had each of her now eight years deceased?</p>
<p>The older, her bezique cards and counters, her Skye terrier, her
suppositious wealth, her lapses of responsiveness and incipient catarrhal
deafness: the younger, her lamp of colza oil before the statue of the
Immaculate Conception, her green and maroon brushes for Charles Stewart
Parnell and for Michael Davitt, her tissue papers.</p>
<p>Were there no means still remaining to him to achieve the rejuvenation
which these reminiscences divulged to a younger companion rendered the
more desirable?</p>
<p>The indoor exercises, formerly intermittently practised, subsequently
abandoned, prescribed in Eugen Sandow's <i>Physical Strength and How to
Obtain It</i> which, designed particularly for commercial men engaged in
sedentary occupations, were to be made with mental concentration in front
of a mirror so as to bring into play the various families of muscles and
produce successively a pleasant rigidity, a more pleasant relaxation and
the most pleasant repristination of juvenile agility.</p>
<p>Had any special agility been his in earlier youth?</p>
<p>Though ringweight lifting had been beyond his strength and the full circle
gyration beyond his courage yet as a High school scholar he had excelled
in his stable and protracted execution of the half lever movement on the
parallel bars in consequence of his abnormally developed abdominal
muscles.</p>
<p>Did either openly allude to their racial difference?</p>
<p>Neither.</p>
<p>What, reduced to their simplest reciprocal form, were Bloom's thoughts
about Stephen's thoughts about Bloom and about Stephen's thoughts about
Bloom's thoughts about Stephen?</p>
<p>He thought that he thought that he was a jew whereas he knew that he knew
that he knew that he was not.</p>
<p>What, the enclosures of reticence removed, were their respective
parentages?</p>
<p>Bloom, only born male transubstantial heir of Rudolf Virag (subsequently
Rudolph Bloom) of Szombathely, Vienna, Budapest, Milan, London and Dublin
and of Ellen Higgins, second daughter of Julius Higgins (born Karoly) and
Fanny Higgins (born Hegarty). Stephen, eldest surviving male
consubstantial heir of Simon Dedalus of Cork and Dublin and of Mary,
daughter of Richard and Christina Goulding (born Grier).</p>
<p>Had Bloom and Stephen been baptised, and where and by whom, cleric or
layman?</p>
<p>Bloom (three times), by the reverend Mr Gilmer Johnston M. A., alone, in
the protestant church of Saint Nicholas Without, Coombe, by James
O'Connor, Philip Gilligan and James Fitzpatrick, together, under a pump in
the village of Swords, and by the reverend Charles Malone C. C., in the
church of the Three Patrons, Rathgar. Stephen (once) by the reverend
Charles Malone C. C., alone, in the church of the Three Patrons, Rathgar.</p>
<p>Did they find their educational careers similar?</p>
<p>Substituting Stephen for Bloom Stoom would have passed successively
through a dame's school and the high school. Substituting Bloom for
Stephen Blephen would have passed successively through the preparatory,
junior, middle and senior grades of the intermediate and through the
matriculation, first arts, second arts and arts degree courses of the
royal university.</p>
<p>Why did Bloom refrain from stating that he had frequented the university
of life?</p>
<p>Because of his fluctuating incertitude as to whether this observation had
or had not been already made by him to Stephen or by Stephen to him.</p>
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