<h3 id="id03599" style="margin-top: 3em">CHAPTER XIX</h3>
<p id="id03600" style="margin-top: 2em"><i>Establishing Protectorates</i></p>
<p id="id03601" style="margin-top: 2em">"I'm sorry no end!" said Mickey. "First time I ever been late. I was
helping Peter; we were so busy that the first thing I knew I heard the
hum of her gliding past the clover field, so I was left. I know how
hard you're working. It won't happen again."</p>
<p id="id03602">Mickey studied his friend closely. He decided the time had come to
watch. Douglas Bruce was pale and restless, he spent long periods in
frowning thought. He aroused from one of these and asked: "What were
you and Peter doing that was so very absorbing?"</p>
<p id="id03603">"Well about the most interesting thing that ever happened," said
Mickey. "You see Peter is one of the grandest men who ever lived; he's
so fine and doing so many <i>big</i> things, in a way he kind of fell behind
in the <i>little</i> ones."</p>
<p id="id03604">"I've heard of men doing that before," commented Douglas. "Can't you
tell me a new one?"</p>
<p id="id03605">"Sure!" said Mickey. "You know the place and how good it seems on the
outside—well it didn't look so good inside, in the part that counted
most. You've noticed the big barns, sheds and outbuildings, all the
modern conveniences for a man, from an electric lantern to a stump
puller; everything I'm telling you—and for the nice lady, nix! Her
work table faced a wall covered with brown oilcloth, and frying pans
heavy enough to sprain Willard, a wood fire to boil clothes and bake
bread, in this hot weather, the room so low and dark, no ice box, with
acres of ice close every winter, no water inside, no furnace, and
carrying washtubs to the kitchen for bathing as well as washing, aw
gee—you get the picture?"</p>
<p id="id03606">"I certainly do," agreed Douglas, "and yet she was a neat, nice-looking
little woman."</p>
<p id="id03607">"Sure!" said Mickey. "If she had to set up housekeeping in Sunrise
Alley in one day you could tell her place from anybody else's. Sure,
she's a nice lady! But she has troubles of her own. I guess everybody
has."</p>
<p id="id03608">"Yes, I think they have," assented Douglas. "I could muster a few right
now, myself."</p>
<p id="id03609">"Yes?" cried Mickey. "That's bad! Let's drop this and cut them out."</p>
<p id="id03610">"Presently," said Douglas. "My head is so tired it will do me good to
think about something else a few minutes. You were saying Mrs. Harding
had trouble; what is it?"</p>
<p id="id03611">Mickey returned to his subject with a chuckle.</p>
<p id="id03612">"She was 'bout ready to tackle them nervous prostrations so popular
with the Swell Dames," he explained, "because every morning for fifteen
years she'd faced the brown oilcloth and pots and pans, while she'd
been wild to watch sunup from under a particular old apple tree; when
she might have seen it every morning if Peter had been on his job
enough to saw a window in the right place. Get that?"</p>
<p id="id03613">"Yes, I get it," conceded Douglas. "Go on!"</p>
<p id="id03614">"Well I began her work so she started right away, and before she got
back in comes Peter. When he asks where she was and why she went, I was
afraid, but for her sake I told him. I told him everything I had
noticed. At first he didn't like it."</p>
<p id="id03615">"It's a wonder he didn't break your neck."</p>
<p id="id03616">"Well," said Mickey judicially, "as I size Peter up he'd fight an awful
fight if he was fighting, but he ain't much on <i>starting</i> a fight. I
worked the separator steady, and by and by when I 'summed up the
argument,' as a friend of mine says, I guess that cream separator
didn't look any bigger to Peter, set beside a full house and two or
three sheds for the stuff he'd brought to make <i>his</i> work easier, than
it did to me."</p>
<p id="id03617">"I'll wager it didn't," laughed Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03618">"No it didn't!" cried Mickey earnestly. "And when he stood over it
awhile, that big iron stove made his kitchen, where his wife lived most
of her day, seem 'bout as hot as my room where he was raving over Lily
having been; and when he faced the brown oilcloth and the old iron
skillets for a few minutes of silent thought, he bolted at about two.
Peter ain't so slow!"</p>
<p id="id03619">"What did he do?" asked Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03620">"Why we planned to send her on a visit," said Mickey, "and cut that
window, and move in the pump, and invest in one of those country gas
plants, run on a big tank of gasoline away outside where it's all safe,
and a bread-mixer, and a dishwasher, and some lighter cooking things;
but we got interned."</p>
<p id="id03621">"How Mickey?" interestedly inquired Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03622">"Remember I told you about Junior coming in to hunt work because he was
tired of the country, and how it turned out?" said Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03623">"Yes I recall perfectly," answered Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03624">"There's a good one on me about that I haven't told you yet, but I
will," said Mickey. "Well when son came home, wrapped in a comfort,
there was a ripping up on the part of Peter. He just 'hurled back the
enemy,' and who do you think he hit the hardest?"</p>
<p id="id03625">"I haven't an idea," said Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03626">"In your shoes, I wouldn't a-had one either," said Mickey. "Well, he
didn't go for Junior, or his Ma, or me. Peter stood Mister Peter
Harding out before us, and then didn't leave him a leg to stand on. He
proved conclusive he'd used every spare moment he'd had since Junior
was in short clothes, carrying him to Multiopolis to amuse him, and
feed him treats, and show him shows; so he was to blame if Junior
developed a big consuming appetite for such things. How does the
argument strike you?"</p>
<p id="id03627">"Sound!" cried Douglas. "Perfectly sound! It's precisely what the land
owners are doing every day of their lives, and then wailing because the
cities take their children. I've had that studied out for a year past."</p>
<p id="id03628">"Well Peter figured it right there for us in detail," said Mickey.
"Then he tackled Ma Harding and her sunup, and then he thought out a
way to furnish entertainment and all the modern comforts right there at
home."</p>
<p id="id03629">"What entertainment?" said Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03630">"Well he specified saddles and horses to ride," grinned Mickey, "and
swimming, and a fishing-boat and tackle for all of us, a launch on
whatever lake we like best, a big entertainment house with a floor for
skating and dancing, and a stage for plays we will get up ourselves,
and a movie machine. I'm to find out how to run one and teach them, and
then he'll rent reels and open it twice a week. The big hole that will
cave in on the north side of Multiopolis soon now will be caused by the
slump when our neighbourhood withdraws its patronage and begins being
entertained by Peter. And you'll see that it will work, too!"</p>
<p id="id03631">"Of course it will," agreed Douglas. "Once the country folk get the
idea it will go like a landslide. So that's what made you late?"</p>
<p id="id03632">"Well connected with that," explained Mickey. "Peter didn't do a thing
but figure up the price he'd paid for every labour-saver he ever bought
for himself, and he came out a little over six thousand. He said he
wouldn't have wanted Ma in a hardware store selecting his implements,
so he guessed he wouldn't choose hers. He just drew a check for what he
said was her due, with interest, and put it in her name in the bank,
and told her to cut loose and spend it exactly as she pleased."</p>
<p id="id03633">"What did she do?" marvelled Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03634">"Well she was tickled silly, but she didn't lose her head; she began
investigating what had been put on the market to meet her requirements.
At present we are living on the threshing floor mostly, and the whole
house is packed up; when it is unpacked, there'll be a bathroom on the
second floor, and a lavatory on the first. There'll be a furnace in one
room of the basement, and a coal bin big enough for a winter's supply.
We can hitch on to the trolley line for electric lights all over the
house, and barn, and outbuildings, and fireless cooker, iron, and
vacuum cleaner, and a whole bunch of conveniences for Ma, including a
washing machine, and stationary tubs in the basement. Gee! Get the
picture?"</p>
<p id="id03635">"I surely do! What else Mickey?" asked Douglas. "You know I've a house
to furnish soon myself."</p>
<p id="id03636">"Well a new kitchen on the other end of the building where there's a
breeze, and a big clover field, and a wood, and her work table right
where it is in line with her private and particular sunup. There's a
big sink with hot and cold water, and a dishwasher. There's a
bread-mixer and a little glass churn, both of which can be hitched to
the electricity to run. There's a big register from the furnace close
the work table for winter, and a gas cook stove that has more works
than a watch."</p>
<p id="id03637">"What does the lady say about it?"</p>
<p id="id03638">"<i>Mighty little!</i>" said Mickey. "She just stands and wipes the shiny
places with her apron or handkerchief, and laughs and cries, 'cause
<i>she's so glad</i>. It ain't set up yet, but you can see just standing
before it what it's going to mean for her. And there's a chute from the
upstairs to the basement, to scoot the wash down to the electric
machine to rub them, and a little gas stove with two burners to boil
them, and the iron I told you of. Hanging it up is the hardest part of
the wash these days, and since they have three big rooms in the
basement, Peter thought this morning that he could put all the food in
one, and stretch her lines in the winter for the clothes to dry in the
washroom. The furnace will heat it, and it's light and clean; we are
going to paint it when everything is in place."</p>
<p id="id03639">"Is that all?" queried Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03640">"It's a running start," said Mickey; "I don't know as Peter will ever
get to 'all'. The kitchen is going to have white woodwork, and blue
walls and blue linoleum, and new blue-and-white enamelled cooking
things from start to finish, with no iron in the bunch except two
skillets saved for frying. Even the dishpan is going to be blue, and
she's crying and laughing same time while she hems blue-and-white wash
curtains for the windows. All the house is going to have hardwood
floors, the rooms cut more convenient; out goes the old hall into just
a small place to take off your wraps, and the remainder added to the
parlour. All the carpets and the old heavy curtains are being ground up
and woven into rugs. Gee, it's an insurrection! Ma Harding and I surely
started things when we planned to dose Junior on Multiopolis, and let
her 'view the landscape o'er.' You can tell by her face she's seeing
it! If she sails into the port o' glory looking more glorified, it'll
be a wonder! And Peter! You ought to see Peter! And Junior! You should
see Junior planning his room. And Mickey! You must see Mickey planning
his! And Mary and Bobbie! And above all, you should see Lily! Last I
saw of her, Peter was holding her under her arms, and she was shoving
her feet before her trying to lift them up a little. We've most rubbed
them off her with fine sand, and then stuck them in cold water, and
then sanded them again, and they're not the same feet—that's a cinch!"</p>
<p id="id03641">"Is that the sum of the Harding improvements?" asked Douglas, drawing
fine lines on a sheet of figures before him.</p>
<p id="id03642">"Well it's a fair showing," said Mickey. "We ain't got the new rugs,
and the music box, and the books; or the old furniture rubbed and oiled
yet. When the house is finished, Peter expressly specified that his
lady was to get her clothes so she could go to the club house, and not
be picked for a country woman by what she <i>wore</i>."</p>
<p id="id03643">"Mickey, this is so interesting it has given my head quite a rest.
Maybe now I can see my way clearly. But one thing more: how long are
you planning to stay there? You talk as if——"</p>
<p id="id03644">"'Stay there?'" said Mickey. "Didn't you hear me say there was a horse
and saddle and a room for me, and a room for Lily? 'Stay there!' Why
for ever and ever more! That's <i>home!</i> When I got into trouble and
called on Peter to throw a lifeline, he did it up browner than his job
for Ma. A <i>line</i> was all I asked; <i>but Peter established a regular
Pertectorate</i>—<i>nobody can 'get' us now</i>——"</p>
<p id="id03645">"You mean Peter adopted both of you?" cried Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03646">"Sure!" indorsed Mickey with a flourish. "You see it was like this:
when we dosed Junior with Multiopolis, the old threshing machine took a
hand and did some things to him that wasn't on the program; he found
out about it, and it made him mad. When he got his dander up he hit
back by turning old Miss Country loose on me. First I tried a ram and
yellow jackets; then only a little bunch of maple twigs was all the
pull I had to keep me from going to the bottomless pit by the way of
the nastiest quicksand on Atwater Lake. Us fellows went back one day
and fed it logs bigger than I am, and it sucked them down like Peter
does a plate of noodles. Then Junior thought curling a big dead rattler
in the path, and shunting me so I'd step right on it, would be a prime
joke; but he didn't figure on the snake he had fixed for me having a
mate as big and ugly as it was, that would follow and coil zipping mad
over the warm twisting body——"</p>
<p id="id03647">"Mickey!" gasped Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03648">"Just so! Exactly what I thought—and then some. When I dragged what
was left of me home that night, and figured out where I'd been if the
big maple hadn't spread its branch just as wide as it did, or if the
snake had hit my leg 'stead of my britches—when I took my bearings and
saw where I was at, the thing that really hurt me worst was that if I'd
gone, either down or up, I hadn't done anything for Lily but give her a
worse horror than she had, of being 'got' by them Orphings' Home
people, when I should have made her <i>safe forever</i>. I took Peter to the
barn and told him just how it was, 'cause I felt mighty queer. I wasn't
so sure that one scratch on my leg that looked ugly mightn't a-been the
snake striking through the cloth and dosing me some, I was so sick and
swelled up; it turned out to be yellow jackets, but it might a-been
snakes, and I was a little upset. As man to man I asked him what I
ought to do for my <i>family</i> 'fore I took any more <i>risks</i>. A-body would
have thought the jolt the box gave me would have been enough, but it
wasn't! It took the snake and the quicksand to just right real wake me
up. First I was some sore on Junior; but pretty quick I saw how funny
it was, so I got over it——"</p>
<p id="id03649">"He should have had his neck broken!"</p>
<p id="id03650">"Wope! Wope! Back up!" cautioned Mickey. "Nothing of the kind! You
ain't figuring on the starving, the beating, being knocked senseless,
robbed of all his clothes <i>twice</i>, and landing in the morgue with the
cleaning-house victims. Gee, Junior had reasons for his grouch!"</p>
<p id="id03651">Douglas Bruce suddenly began to laugh wildly.</p>
<p id="id03652">"Umhum! That's what I told you," said Mickey. "Well, that night I laid
the case before Peter, out on the hay wagon in the barnyard, so moon
white you could have read the <i>Herald</i>, the cattle grunting satisfied
all around us, katydids insisting on it emphatic, crickets chirping,
and the old rooster calling off the night watches same as he did for
that first Peter, who denied his Lord. I thought about that, as I sat
and watched the big fellow slowly whittling the rack, and once in a
while putting in a question, and when I'd told him all there was to
tell, he said this: he said <i>sure</i> Lily was <i>mine</i>, and I had a perfect
<i>right</i> to <i>keep</i> her; but the law <i>might</i> butt in, 'cause there <i>was</i>
a law we couldn't evade that <i>could</i> step in and take her any day. He
said too, that if she had to go to the hospital, sudden, first question
a surgeon would ask was who were her parents, and if she had none, who
in their place could give him a right to operate. He said while she was
<i>mine</i>, and it was my <i>right</i>, and <i>my job</i>, the law and the surgeon
would say <i>no</i>, 'cause we were not related, and I was not of age. He
said there were times when the law got its paddle in, and went to
fooling with red tape, it let a sick person lay and die while it
decided what to do. He said he'd known a few just exactly such cases;
so to keep the law from making a fool of itself, as it often did, we'd
better step in and fix things to suit us before it ever got a showdown."</p>
<p id="id03653">"What did he do?" asked Douglas Bruce eagerly.</p>
<p id="id03654">"Well, after we'd talked it over we moved up to the back porch and
Peter explained to Ma, who is the boss of that family, only she doesn't
<i>know</i> it, and she said for him to do exactly what his conscience and
his God dictated. That's where his namesake put it over that first
Peter. Our Peter said: 'Well if God is to dictate my course, you
remember what He said about "suffering the little children to come to
Him," and we are commanded to be like Him, so there's no way to <i>twist</i>
it, but that it means <i>suffer them to come to us</i>,' he said.</p>
<p id="id03655">"Ma she spoke quick and said: 'Well we've got them!'</p>
<p id="id03656">"Peter said, 'Yes, we've got them; now the question is whether we
<i>keep</i> them, or send them to an Orphings' Home.'</p>
<p id="id03657">"The nice lady she said faster than I can tell you: 'Peter Harding, I'm
ashamed of you! There's no question of that kind! There's never going
to be!'</p>
<p id="id03658">"'Well don't get het up about it,' said Peter. 'I knew all the time
there <i>wasn't</i>, I just <i>wanted to hear you say so plain and emphatic</i>.
So far as I'm concerned, my way is clear as noonday sun,' said Peter.
'Then you go first thing in the morning and adopt them, and adopt them
<i>both</i>,' said Ma. 'Lily will make Mary just as good a sister as she
could ever have,' said she, and then she reached over and put her arms
right around me and she said, 'And if you think I'm going to keep on
trying to run this house without Mickey, you're mistaken.' I began to
cry, 'cause I had had a big day, and I was shaking on my feet anyway.
Then Peter said, 'Have you figured it out to the end? Is it to be 'til
they are of age, or forever?' She just gripped tighter and said fast as
words can come, 'I say make it forever, and share and share alike. I'm
willing if you are.' Peter, he said, 'I'm willing. They'll pay their
way any place. Forever, and share and share alike, is my idea. Do you
agree, Mickey?' 'Exactly what do you mean?' I asked, and Peter told me
it was making me and Lily both his, just as far as the law could do it;
we could go all the farther we wanted to ourselves. He said it meant
him getting the same for me and Lily as he did for his own, and leaving
us the same when he died. I told him he <i>needn't do that</i>, if he'd just
keep off the old Orphings' Home devil, that's had me scared stiff all
my days, I'd tend to <i>that</i>, so now me and Lily belong to Peter; he's
our <i>Pertectorate</i>."</p>
<p id="id03659">"Mickey, why didn't you tell me?" asked Douglas. "Why didn't you want
me to adopt you?"</p>
<p id="id03660">"Well so far as 'adopting' is concerned," said Mickey, "I ain't <i>crazy</i>
about it, with anybody. But that's the <i>law</i> you men have made; a boy
must obey it, even if he'd rather be skinned alive, and when he <i>knows</i>
it ain't <i>right or fair</i>. That's the law. I was up against it, and I
didn't know but I <i>did</i> have the snake, and Peter was on hand and made
that offer, and he was grand and big about it. I don't love him any
more than I do you; but I've just this minute discovered that it ain't
in my skin to love any man more than I do Peter; so you'll have to get
used to the fact that I love him just as well, and say, Mr. Bruce,
Peter is the finest man you ever knew. If you'll come out and get
acquainted, you'll just be tickled to have him in the Golf Club, and to
come to his house, and to have him at yours. His nice lady is exactly
like Miss Winton, only older. Say, she and Peter will adopt you too, if
you say so, and between us, just as man to man, Peter is a regular
lifesaver! If you got a chance you better catch on! No telling what you
might want of him!"</p>
<p id="id03661">"Mickey, you do say the most poignant things!" cried Douglas. "I'd give
all I'm worth to catch on to Peter right now, and cling for much <i>more</i>
than life; but what I started, I must finish, and Peter isn't here."</p>
<p id="id03662">"Well what's the matter with me?" asked Mickey. "Have you run into the
yellow jackets too? 'Cause if you have, I'm ahead of you, so I know
what to do. Just catch on to me!"</p>
<p id="id03663">"Think you are big enough to serve as a straw for a drowning man,<br/>
Mickey?" inquired Douglas.<br/></p>
<p id="id03664">"Sure! I'm big enough to establish a <i>Pertectorate</i> over you, this
minute. The weight of my body hasn't anything to do with the size of my
heart, or how fast I can work my brains and feet, if I must."</p>
<p id="id03665">"Mickey," said Douglas despairingly, "it's my candid opinion that no
one can save me, right now."</p>
<p id="id03666">Mickey opened his lips, and showed that his brain <i>was</i> working by
shutting them abruptly on something that seemed very much as if it had
started to be: "Sure!"</p>
<p id="id03667">"Is that so?" he substituted.</p>
<p id="id03668">"Yes, I'm in the sweat box," admitted Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03669">"And it's uncomfortable and weakening. What's the first thing we must
do to get you out?"</p>
<p id="id03670">"What I'm facing now is the prospect that there's no way for me to get
out, or for my friends to get me out," admitted Douglas. "I wish I
<i>had</i> been plowing corn."</p>
<p id="id03671">The boy's eyes were gleaming. He was stepping from one foot to the
other as if the floor burned him.</p>
<p id="id03672">"Gosh, we must saw wood!" he cried. "You go on and tell me. I been up
against a lot of things. Maybe I can think up something. Honest, maybe
I can!"</p>
<p id="id03673">"No Mickey, there's nothing you or any one can do. A miracle is
required now, and miracles have ceased."</p>
<p id="id03674">"Oh I don't know!" exclaimed Mickey. "Look how they been happening to
me and Lily right along. I can't see why one mightn't be performed for
you just as well. I wish you wouldn't waste so much time! I wish you
hadn't spent an hour fooling with what I was telling you; <i>that</i> would
keep. I wish you'd give me a job, and let me get busy."</p>
<p id="id03675">Douglas Bruce smiled forlornly.</p>
<p id="id03676">"I'd gladly give you the job of saving me, my dear friend," he said,
"but the fact is I haven't a notion of how to go to work to achieve
salvation."</p>
<p id="id03677">"Is somebody else getting ahead of you?"</p>
<p id="id03678">"Not that I know of! No I don't think so. That isn't the trouble," said<br/>
Douglas.<br/></p>
<p id="id03679">"I do wish you'd just plain tell me," said Mickey. "Now that I got the
<i>Pertectorate</i> all safe over Lily, I'd do anything for you. Maybe I
could think up some scheme. I'm an awful schemer! I wish you'd <i>trust</i>
me! You needn't think I'd <i>blab!</i> Come on now!"</p>
<p id="id03680">Suddenly Douglas Bruce's long arms stretched across the table before
him, his head fell on them, and shuddering sobs shook him. Mickey's
dance steps became six inches high, while in desperation he began
polishing the table with his cap. Then he reached a wiry hand and
commenced rubbing Douglas up and down the spine. The tears were rolling
down his cheeks, but his voice was even and clear.</p>
<p id="id03681">"Aw come on now!" he begged. "Cut that out! That won't help none! What
shall I <i>do?</i> Shall I call Mr. Minturn? Shall I get Miss Leslie on the
wire?"</p>
<p id="id03682">Bruce arose and began walking the floor.</p>
<p id="id03683">"Yes," he said. "Yes! 'Bearer of Morning,' call her!"</p>
<p id="id03684">Mickey ran to the telephone. In a minute, "Here she is," he announced.<br/>
"Shall I go?"<br/></p>
<p id="id03685">"No! Stay right where you are."</p>
<p id="id03686">"Hello Leslie! Are you all right? I'm sorry to say I am not. I'm up
against a proposition I don't know how to handle. Why just this:
remember your father told me in your presence that if in the course of
my investigations I reached his office, I was to wait until he got
back? Yes. I thought you'd remember. You know the order of the court
gave me access to the records, but the officials whose books I have
gone over haven't been pleased about it, although reflection would have
told them if it hadn't been I, it would have been some other man. But
the point is this: I'm almost at the finish and I haven't found what
obviously exists somewhere. I'm now up to the last office, which is
your father's. The shortage either has to be there, or in other
departments outside those I was delegated to search; so that further
pursuit will be necessary. Two or three times officials have suggested
to me that I go over your father's records first, as an evidence that
there was no favouritism; now I have reached them, and this
proposition: if I go ahead in his, as I have in other offices, I
disobey his express order. If I do not, the gang will set up a howl in
to-morrow morning's paper, and they will start an investigation of
their own. Did you get anything from him this morning Leslie? Not for
four days? And he's a week past the time he thought he would be back? I
see! Leslie, what shall I do? In my morning's mail there is a letter
from the men whose records I have been over, giving me this ultimatum:
'begin on Winton's office immediately, or we will.'</p>
<p id="id03687">"Tell them to go ahead? But Leslie! Yes I know, but Leslie——Yes! You
are ordering me to tell them that I propose to conduct the search in
his department as I did theirs, and if they will not await his return
from this business trip, they are perfectly free to go ahead——You are
<i>sure</i> that is the thing you want said? But Leslie——Yes, I know, but
Leslie it is <i>disobeying</i> him, and it's barely possible there might be
a traitor there; better men than he have been betrayed by their
employees. I admit I'm all in. I wish you would come and bring your
last letter from him. We'll see if we can't locate him by wire. It's an
ugly situation. Of course I didn't think it would come to this. Yes I
wish you would! If you say so, I will, but——All right then. Come at
once! Good-bye!"</p>
<p id="id03688">Douglas turned to his desk, wrote a few hasty lines and said to Mickey:<br/>
"Deliver that to Muller at the City Hall."<br/></p>
<p id="id03689">Mickey took the envelope and went racing. In half the time he would
have used in going to the City Hall he was in the <i>Herald</i> Building,
making straight for the office of the editor. Mr. Chaffner was standing
with a group of men earnestly discussing some matter, when his eye was
attracted by Mickey, directly in range, and with the tip of his index
finger he was cutting in air letters plainly to be followed: "S.O.S."
Chaffner nodded slightly, and continued his talk. A second later he
excused himself, and Mickey followed to the private room.</p>
<p id="id03690">"Well?" he shot at the boy.</p>
<p id="id03691">"Our subm'rine has sunk our own cotton."</p>
<p id="id03692">"Humph!" said Chaffner. "I've known for two weeks it was heading your
way. Just what happened?"</p>
<p id="id03693">Mickey explained and produced the letter. Chaffner reached for it.<br/>
Mickey drew back.<br/></p>
<p id="id03694">"Why I wouldn't dare do just that," he said. "But I know that's what's
in it, because I heard what he said, and by it you could tell what she
said. I've told you every word, and you said the other day you knew;
please tell me if I should deliver this letter?"</p>
<p id="id03695">"If you want to give me a special with the biggest scoop of ten years,"
said Chaffner, "and ruin Douglas Bruce and disgrace the Wintons, take
it right along."</p>
<p id="id03696">"Aw gee!" wailed Mickey, growing ghastly. "Aw gee, Mr. Chaffner! Why
you <i>can't</i> do that! Not to <i>them!</i> Why they're the <i>nicest folks;</i> and
'tain't two weeks ago I heard Miss Leslie say to Mr. Bruce right in our
office, 'losing money I could stand, disgrace would <i>kill</i> me.' You
can't kill her, Mr. Chaffner! Why she's the nicest, and the
prettiest——She found me, and sent me to the boss, like I told you.
Honest she did! Why you can't! You just <i>can't!</i> Why Mr. Chaffner, I
can see by your nice eyes you can't! Aw gee, come on now!"</p>
<p id="id03697">Mickey's chin hooked over the editor's elbow, his small head was
against his arm, his eyes were dripping tears, but his voice controlled
and steady was entreating.</p>
<p id="id03698">"You know there's a screw loose somewhere," explained Mickey. "You know
'darling old Daddy' couldn't ever have done it; and if somebody under
him has gone wrong, maybe he could make it up, if he was here and had
an hour or so. That day, Miss Leslie said he should give all he had for
his friend, and he could have all of hers. If she'd be willing for the
money to go for her 'dear old Daddy's' <i>friend</i>, course she'd be glad
to use it for her Daddy, and she's got a lot from her mother, and maybe
Daddy has sold the land he went to sell, and all of that ought to be
enough; and if it isn't, I know who will help them. Honest I do!"</p>
<p id="id03699">"Who, Mickey?" demanded Mr. Chaffner, instantly.</p>
<p id="id03700">"Mr. Minturn! Mr. James Minturn!" said Mickey. "He's Mr. Bruce's best
friend, and he <i>told</i> me he would do <i>anything</i> for Miss Leslie, that
day right after I saw you, for if his home ever came right again, it
would be 'cause she made it; and she <i>did</i> make it, and it is <i>right</i>,
and he's so crazy happy he can't hardly keep on the floor. <i>Course</i>
he'd pay Miss Leslie back. He <i>said</i> he would. He's the nicest man!"</p>
<p id="id03701">"Isn't your world rather full of nice men, Mickey?"</p>
<p id="id03702">Mickey renewed his grip. His eyes were pleading, the white light on his
brow was shining, his voice was irresistibly sweet: "You just bet my
world is full of nice men, packed like sardines; but they'll all
scrooge up a little and make room for you on the top layer among the
selects! Come on now! Rustle for your place before we revolve and leave
you. All your life you'll be sorry if you make that scoop, and kill
Miss Leslie, and shame 'darling old Daddy,' and ruin my boss. Oh I say
Mr. Chaffner, you <i>can't!</i> You can't ever sleep nights again, if you
do! They haven't ever done anything to you. You'll be the <i>nicest</i> man
of all, if you'll <i>tell me what to do</i>. 'Twon't take you but a second,
'cause you <i>know</i>. Oh tell me, for the love of God tell me, Mr.
Chaffner! <i>You'll be the nicest man I know, if you'll tell me</i>."</p>
<p id="id03703">The editor looked down in Mickey's compelling eyes. He laid his hand on
the lad's brow and said: "That would be worth the price of any scoop I
ever pulled off, Mickey. Are you going to be a lawyer or write that
poetry for me?"</p>
<p id="id03704">"If I'd ever even thought of law, <i>this</i> would cook me," said Mickey.
"Poetry it is, as soon as I earn enough to pay for finding out how to
do it right."</p>
<p id="id03705">"And when you find out, will you come on my staff, and work directly
under me?" asked Mr. Chaffner.</p>
<p id="id03706">"Sure!" promised Mickey. "I'd rather do it than anything else in the
world. It would suit me fine. That is, if you're coming in among my
nice men——"</p>
<p id="id03707">Mr. Chaffner held out his hand. "This is going to cost me something in
prestige and in cash," he said, "but Mickey, you make it <i>worthwhile</i>.
Here are your instructions: <i>don't</i> deliver that letter! Cut for
Minturn and give it to him. Tell him if he wants me, to call any time
inside an hour, and that he hasn't longer than noon to make good. He'll
understand. If you can't beat a taxi on foot, take one. Have you money?"</p>
<p id="id03708">"Yes," said Mickey, "but just suppose he isn't there and I can't find
him?"</p>
<p id="id03709">"Then find his wife, and tell her to call me."</p>
<p id="id03710">"All right! Thanks, boss! You're simply great!"</p>
<p id="id03711">Mickey took the taxi and convinced the driver he was in a hurry. He
danced in the elevator, ran down the hall, and into Mr. Minturn's door.
There he stopped abruptly, for he faced Miss Winton and Mrs. Minturn,
whose paling face told Mickey that he was stamped on her memory as she
was on his. He pulled off his cap, and spoke to Mr. Minturn.</p>
<p id="id03712">"Could I see you a minute?" he asked.</p>
<p id="id03713">"Certainly! Step this way. Excuse us ladies."</p>
<p id="id03714">Mickey showed the letter, told what had caused it to be written, and
that he had gone to Mr. Chaffner instead of delivering it, and what
instructions had been given him there. Mr. Minturn picked up the
telephone and called Mr. Chaffner. When he got him he merely said:
"This is Minturn. What's the amount, and where does he bank his funds?
Thank you very much indeed."</p>
<p id="id03715">Then he looked at Mickey. "Till noon did you say?"</p>
<p id="id03716">"Yes," cried Mickey breathlessly, "and 'tisn't so long!"</p>
<p id="id03717">"No," said Mr. Minturn, "it isn't. Ask Mrs. Minturn if I may speak with
her a moment."</p>
<p id="id03718">"Shall I come back or stay there?" inquired Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03719">"Come back," said Mr. Minturn. "I may need you."</p>
<p id="id03720">Mickey stood before Mrs. Minturn.</p>
<p id="id03721">"Please will you speak with Mr. Minturn a minute?"</p>
<p id="id03722">"Excuse me Leslie," said the lady, rising, and entering the private
room. There she turned to Mickey. "I remember you very well," she said,
with a steady voice. "You needn't shrink from me. I've done all in my
power to atone. It will never be possible for me to think of forgiving
myself; but you'll forgive me, won't you?"</p>
<p id="id03723">"Sure! Why lady, I'm awful sorry for you."</p>
<p id="id03724">"I'm sorry for myself," said she. "What was it you wanted, Mr. Minturn?"</p>
<p id="id03725">"Suppose you tell Mrs. Minturn about both your visits here," suggested<br/>
Mr. Minturn to Mickey.<br/></p>
<p id="id03726">"Sure!" said Mickey. "You see it was like this lady. This morning Mr.<br/>
Bruce's head is down, and if he doesn't get help before noon, he and<br/>
Miss Leslie and all those nice people are in trouble. I thought Mr.<br/>
Minturn ought to know, so I slipped in and told him."<br/></p>
<p id="id03727">"What is the trouble, lad?" asked Mrs. Minturn.</p>
<p id="id03728">"Why you see Miss Leslie's 'darling old Daddy' is one of the city
officials, and of course Mr. Bruce left him 'til last, because he would
a-staked his life he'd find the man he was hunting before he got to his
office, and he <i>didn't!</i>"</p>
<p id="id03729">"What, James?" said the lady, turning hurriedly.</p>
<p id="id03730">"Tell her about it, Mickey," said Mr. Minturn calmly.</p>
<p id="id03731">"Well there ain't much to tell," said Mickey. "My boss he just kept
stacking up figures; two or three times he thought he had his man and
then he'd strike a balance; and the men whose records he searched kept
getting madder, and Mr. Winton went west to sell some land. Someway
he's been gone a week longer than he expected; and my boss is all
through except him, and now the other men say if he doesn't begin on
Mr. Winton's books right away, <i>they</i> will, and he told my boss <i>not to
'til he got back</i>. A while ago I was in the <i>Herald</i> office talking to
Mr. Chaffner, whose papers I've sold since I started and I was telling
him what nice friends I had, and how Mr. Bruce and Miss Leslie were
engaged, and he like to ate me up. When I couldn't see why, he told me
about investigations he had his men, like I'm going to be, make, and
sometimes they get a 'scoop' on the men appointed to do the job, and he
told me he had a 'scoop' on this, and if I saw trouble coming toward my
boss, I was to tell him and maybe—he didn't say sure, but <i>maybe</i> he'd
do something."</p>
<p id="id03732">"Oh James!" cried Mrs. Minturn.</p>
<p id="id03733">"Wait dear! Go on Mickey," said Mr. Minturn.</p>
<p id="id03734">"Well," said Mickey, "the elevated jumped the track this morning when
my boss got a letter saying if he didn't go on at once with Mr.
Winton's office, somebody else would; and the people who have been in
the air ever since are due to land at noon, and it's pretty quick now,
and they are too nice for any use. Did you ever know finer people?"</p>
<p id="id03735">"No I never did," said Mrs. Minturn; "but James, I don't understand.<br/>
Tell me quickly and plainly."<br/></p>
<p id="id03736">"Chaffner just gave me the figures," he said, holding over a slip of
paper. "If that amount is to Mr. Winton's credit on his account with
the city, at the Universal Bank before noon—nothing at all. If it's
<i>not</i>, disgrace for them, and I started it by putting Bruce on the
case. I'll raise as much as I can, but I can't secure enough by that
time without men knowing it. Mr. Winton has undoubtedly gone to try to
secure what he needs; but he's going to be too late. There never has
been a worse time to raise money in the history of this country."</p>
<p id="id03737">"But if <i>money</i> is the trouble," said Mrs. Minturn, "you said you never
would touch what I put in your name for yourself, why not use it for
him? If that isn't enough, I will gladly furnish the remainder. That
I'm not a stranded, forsaken woman is due to Leslie Winton; all I have
wouldn't be big enough price to pay for you, and my boys, and my
precious home. Be quick James!"</p>
<p id="id03738">Mr. Minturn was calling the Universal Bank.</p>
<p id="id03739">Mickey and Mrs. Minturn waited anxiously. They involuntarily drew
together, and the woman held the boy in a close grip, while her face
alternately paled and flushed, and both of them were breathing short.</p>
<p id="id03740">"I want the cashier!" Mr. Minturn was saying.</p>
<p id="id03741">"Don't his voice just make you feel like you were on the rock of ages?"
whispered Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03742">Mrs. Minturn smiling nodded.</p>
<p id="id03743">"Hello, Mr. Freeland. This is Minturn talking—James Minturn. You will
remember some securities I deposited with you not long ago? I wish to
use a part of them to pay a debt I owe Mr. Winton. Kindly credit his
account with—oh, he's there in the bank? Well never mind then. I
didn't know he was back yet. Let it go! I'll see him in person. And you
might tell him that his daughter is at my office. Yes, thank you. No
you needn't say anything about that to him; we'll arrange it ourselves.
Good-bye!"</p>
<p id="id03744">"Now where am I at?" demanded Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03745">"I don't think you know, Mickey," said Mr. Minturn, "and I am sure I
don't, but I have a strong suspicion that Mr. Winton will be here in a
few minutes, and if his mission has been successful, his face will tell
it; and if he's in trouble, that will show; and then we will know what
to do. Mr. Bruce would like to know he is here, and at the bank I
think."</p>
<p id="id03746">"I'll go tell him right away," said Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03747">Douglas was walking the floor as Mickey entered.</p>
<p id="id03748">"You delivered the letter?" he cried.</p>
<p id="id03749">Mickey shook his head, producing the envelope.</p>
<p id="id03750">"You didn't!" shouted Bruce. "You didn't! Thank God! Oh, thank God you
<i>didn't!</i>"</p>
<p id="id03751">"Aw-w-ah!" protested Mickey.</p>
<p id="id03752">"Why didn't you?" demanded Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03753">"Well you see," said Mickey, "me and Mr. Chaffner of the <i>Herald</i> were
talking a while ago about some poetry I'm going to write for his first
page, soon now—I've always sold his papers you know, so I sort of
belong—and I happened to tell him I was working for you, and how fine
you were, and about your being engaged to Miss Leslie, and he seemed to
kind of think you was heading for trouble; he just plain <i>said so</i>. I
was so scared I begged him not to let <i>that</i> happen. I told him how
everything was, and finally I got him to promise that if you <i>did</i> get
into trouble he'd help you, at least he <i>almost</i> promised. You see he's
been a newspaper man so long, he eats it, and sleeps it, and he had a
s'scoop'—"</p>
<p id="id03754">"'He had a scoop?'" repeated Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03755">"Yes! A great one! Biggest one in ten years!" said the boy. "He loved
it so, that me trying to pry him loose from it was about like working
to move the Iriquois Building with a handspike. All he'd promise that
first trip was that if I'd come and tell him when I saw you'd got into
trouble, he'd <i>see</i> what he could do."</p>
<p id="id03756">"Wanted to pump you for material for his scoop, I suppose?" commented<br/>
Douglas.<br/></p>
<p id="id03757">"Wope! Wope! Back up!" warned Mickey. "He didn't pump me a little bit,
and he didn't <i>try</i> to. He told me nearly three weeks ago just what
<i>would</i> happen about now, as he had things doped out, and they have. I
didn't <i>think</i> that letter should be delivered this morning, 'cause you
had no business in 'darling old Daddy's' office if he said 'stay out.'"
In came Mickey's best flourish. "<i>Why he mightn't a-been ready!</i>" he
exclaimed. "He had his friend to help you remember, I heard Miss Leslie
tell you he did. And she told him to. She told you he could have what
she had, you remember of course. He might a-had to use some of his
office money real quick, to save a friend that he <i>had</i> to save if it
took all he had and all Miss Leslie had; and <i>that</i> was right. I asked
you the other day if a man might use the money he handled, and you said
yes, he was <i>expected</i> to, if he had his books straight and the money
in the bank when his time for accounting came. 'Tain't time to account
yet; but you was doing this investigating among his bunch, and so I
guess if he did use the money for his friend, he had to go on that trip
he was too busy to take Miss Leslie, and sell something, or do
something to get ready for you. <i>That's</i> all right, ain't it?"</p>
<p id="id03758">"Yes, if he could <i>do</i> it," conceded Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03759">"Well he can!" triumphed Mickey. "He can just as easy, 'cause he's down
at the Universal Bank doing it right now!"</p>
<p id="id03760">"What?" cried Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03761">"Sure!" said Mickey. "Back on time! At the bank fixing things so you
can investigate all you want to. What's the matter with 'darling old
Daddy?' <i>He's all right!</i> Go on and write your letter over, and tell
them anxious, irritated gents, that you'll investigate 'til the
basement and cupola are finished, just as soon as you make out the
reports you are figuring up <i>now</i>. That will give you time to act
independent, and it will give Daddy time to be ready for you——"</p>
<p id="id03762">"Mickey, what if he didn't get the land sold?" wavered Douglas. "What
if his trip was a failure?"</p>
<p id="id03763">"Well that's fixed," said Mickey, stepping from one toe to the other.
"Don't ruffle your down about that. If 'darling old Daddy' has bad
luck, and for staking his money and his honour on his friend, he's
going to get picked clean and dished up himself, why it's fixed so he
<i>isn't!</i> See?"</p>
<p id="id03764">"<i>It's fixed?</i>" marvelled Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03765">"Surest thing you know!" cried Mickey. "You've had your <i>Pertectorate</i>
all safe a long time, and didn't know it."</p>
<p id="id03766">"Mickey, talk fast! Tell me! What do you mean?"</p>
<p id="id03767">"Why that was fixed three weeks ago, I tell you," explained Mickey.
"When Mr. Chaffner said you would strike trouble, I wasn't surprised
any, 'cause I've thought all the time you <i>would;</i> and when you did, I
went skinning to him, and he told me <i>not</i> to deliver that letter; and
he was grand, just something grand! He told me what had to happen to
save you, so I kept the letter, and scuttled for Mr. James Minturn, who
started all this, and I just said to him, 'Chickens, home to roost,' or
words like that; and he got on the wire with Chaffner, and 'stead of
giving that 'scoop' to all Multiopolis and the whole world, he give Mr.
Minturn a few figures on a scrap of paper that he showed to his nice
lady—gosh you wouldn't ever believe she <i>was</i> a nice lady or could be,
but honest, Mr. Bruce, me and her has been holding hands for half an
hour while we planned to help you out, and say, she's so nice, she's
just peachy—and she's the <i>same</i> woman. I don't know how that happens,
but she's the same woman who fired me and the nice lady from Plymouth,
and now she <i>ain't</i> the same, and these are the words she said: 'All I
have on earth would not be enough to pay Leslie Winton for giving you
back to me, and my boys, and my precious home.' 'Precious home!' Do you
get that? After her marble palace, where she is now must look like a
cottage on the green to her, but 'precious home' is what she said, and
she ought to know——"</p>
<p id="id03768">"Mickey go on! You were saying that Mr. Chaffner gave Mr. Minturn some
figures—" prompted Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03769">"Yes," said Mickey. "His precious 'scoop,' so Mr. Minturn showed her,
and she said just as quick to put that amount to Mr. Winton's credit at
the Universal Bank, so he called the bank to tell them; when he got the
cashier he found that 'darling old Daddy' was there that minute——"</p>
<p id="id03770">"'Was there?'" cried Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03771">"'<i>Was there</i>,'" repeated Mickey; "so Mr. Minturn backed water, and
<i>then</i> he told the cashier he needn't mention to Mr. Winton that he was
going to turn over some securities he had there to pay a debt he owed
him, 'cause now that he was home, they could fix it up between
themselves. But he told the cashier to tell Mr. Winton that Miss Leslie
was in his office. He said 'Daddy' would come to her the minute he
could, and then if he was happy and all right, it meant that he had
sold his land and made good; and if he was broke up, we would know what
to do about putting the money to his credit. The nice lady said to put
a lot more than he needed, so if they did investigate they could see he
had plenty. See? Mr. Minturn said we could tell the minute we saw
him——"</p>
<p id="id03772">"Well young man, can you?" inquired a voice behind them.</p>
<p id="id03773">With the same impulse Douglas and Mickey turned to Mr. Winton and
Leslie standing far enough inside the door to have heard all that had
been said. A slow red crept over Mickey's fair face. Douglas sprang to
his feet, his hand outstretched, words of welcome on his lips. Mr.
Winton put him aside with a gesture.</p>
<p id="id03774">"I asked this youngster a question," he said, "and I'm deeply
interested in the answer. <i>Can you?</i>"</p>
<p id="id03775">Mickey stepped forward, taking one long, straight look into the face of
the man before him; then his exultant laugh trilled as the notes of
Peter's old bobolink bird on the meadow fence.</p>
<p id="id03776">"Surest thing you know!" he cried in ringing joy. "You're tired, you
need washing, sleep, and a long rest, but there isn't any glisteny,
green look on your face. It's been with you, like I told Mr. Chaffner
it's in the Bible; only with you, it's been even more than a man
'laying down his life for his friend,' it was a near squeak, but you
made it! Gee, you made it! I should say I <i>could</i> tell!"</p>
<p id="id03777">Mr. Winton caught Mickey, lifting him from his feet. "God made a jewel
after my heart when he made you lad," he said. "If you haven't got a
father, I'm a candidate for the place."</p>
<p id="id03778">"Gee, you're the nicest man!" said Mickey. "If I was out with a
telescope searching for a father, I'd make a home run for you; but you
see I'm fairly well fixed. Here's my boss, too fine to talk about, that
I work for to earn money to keep me and my family; there's Peter,
better than gold, who's annexed both me and my child; there's Mr.
Chaffner punching me up every time I see him about my job for him, soon
as I finish school; I'd <i>like</i> you for a father, only I'm crazy about
Peter. Just you come and see <i>Peter</i>, and you'll understand——"</p>
<p id="id03779">"I'll be there soon," said Mr. Winton. "I have reasons for wanting to
know him thoroughly. And by the way, how do you do, Douglas? How is the
great investigation coming on? 'Fine!' I'm glad to hear it. Push it
with all your might, and finish up so we can have a month on Atwater
without coming back and forth. I feel as if I'd need about that much
swimming to make me clean, as the young man here suggests; travelling
over the west in midsummer is neither cool nor cleanly; but it's great,
when things sell as ours did. Land seems to be moving, and there's
money under the surface; nobody has lost so much, they are only
economizing; we must do that ourselves, but Swain and I are both safe,
so we shall enjoy a few years of work to recoup some pretty heavy
losses; we're not worth what we were, but we are even, with a home
base, the love of God big in our hearts, and doubly all right, since if
we couldn't have righted ourselves, our friends would have saved us,
thanks to this little live wire on my left!"</p>
<p id="id03780">"Oh Daddy, if you'd searched forever, you couldn't have found a better
name for Mickey!" cried Leslie. "Come on Douglas let's go home and
rest."</p>
<p id="id03781">"Just as soon as I write and start Mickey with a note," said Douglas.<br/>
"Go ahead, I'll be down soon."<br/></p>
<p id="id03782">He turned to his desk, wrote a few lines, and sealing them, handed the
envelope to the waiting boy.</p>
<p id="id03783">"City Hall," he said. "And Mickey, I see the whole thing. It will take
some time to figure just what I do owe you——"</p>
<p id="id03784">"Aw-a-ah g'wan!" broke in Mickey, backing away.</p>
<p id="id03785">"Mickey, we'll drive you to take the note, and then you come with us,"
said Douglas.</p>
<p id="id03786">"Thanks, but it would try my nerve," said Mickey, "and I must help<br/>
Peter move in the pump!"<br/></p>
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