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<h2> Chapter III </h2>
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DEATH AND LOVE TOGETHER MATED
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<p>When the day drags, when a man is solitary, and in a fever of
impatience and suspense; when the minute hand of his watch
travels as slowly as the hour hand used to do, and the hour
hand has lost all appreciable motion; when he yawns, and
beats the devil's tattoo, and flattens his handsome nose
against the window, and whistles tunes he hates, and, in
short, does not know what to do with himself, it is deeply to
be regretted that he cannot make a solemn dinner of three
courses more than once in a day. The laws of matter, to which
we are slaves, deny us that resource.</p>
<p>But in the times I speak of, supper was still a substantial
meal, and its hour was approaching. This was consolatory.
Three-quarters of an hour, however, still interposed. How was
I to dispose of that interval?</p>
<p>I had two or three idle books, it is true, as
companions-companions; but there are many moods in which one
cannot read. My novel lay with my rug and walking-stick on
the sofa, and I did not care if the heroine and the hero were
both drowned together in the water barrel that I saw in the
inn-yard under my window. I took a turn or two up and down my
room, and sighed, looking at myself in the glass, adjusted my
great white "choker," folded and tied after Brummel, the
immortal "Beau," put on a buff waist-coat and my blue
swallow-tailed coat with gilt buttons; I deluged my
pocket-handkerchief with Eau-de-Cologne (we had not then the
variety of bouquets with which the genius of perfumery has
since blessed us) I arranged my hair, on which I piqued
myself, and which I loved to groom in those days. That
dark-brown <i>chevelure</i>, with a natural curl, is now
represented by a few dozen perfectly white hairs, and its
place—a smooth, bald, pink head—knows it no more.
But let us forget these mortifications. It was then rich,
thick, and dark-brown. I was making a very careful toilet. I
took my unexceptionable hat from its case, and placed it
lightly on my wise head, as nearly as memory and practice
enabled me to do so, at that very slight inclination which
the immortal person I have mentioned was wont to give to his.
A pair of light French gloves and a rather club-like knotted
walking-stick, such as just then came into vogue for a year
or two again in England, in the phraseology of Sir Walter
Scott's romances "completed my equipment."</p>
<p>All this attention to effect, preparatory to a mere lounge in
the yard, or on the steps of the Belle Étoile, was a
simple act of devotion to the wonderful eyes which I had that
evening beheld for the first time, and never, never could
forget! In plain terms, it was all done in the vague, very
vague hope that those eyes might behold the unexceptionable
get-up of a melancholy slave, and retain the image, not
altogether without secret approbation.</p>
<p>As I completed my preparations the light failed me; the last
level streak of sunlight disappeared, and a fading twilight
only remained. I sighed in unison with the pensive hour, and
threw open the window, intending to look out for a moment
before going downstairs. I perceived instantly that the
window underneath mine was also open, for I heard two voices
in conversation, although I could not distinguish what they
were saying.</p>
<p>The male voice was peculiar; it was, as I told you, reedy and
nasal. I knew it, of course, instantly. The answering voice
spoke in those sweet tones which I recognized only too
easily. The dialogue was only for a minute; the repulsive
male voice laughed, I fancied, with a kind of devilish
satire, and retired from the window, so that I almost ceased
to hear it.</p>
<p>The other voice remained nearer the window, but not so near
as at first.</p>
<p>It was not an altercation; there was evidently nothing the
least exciting in the colloquy. What would I not have given
that it had been a quarrel—a violent one—and I
the redresser of wrongs, and the defender of insulted beauty!
Alas! so far as I could pronounce upon the character of the
tones I heard, they might be as tranquil a pair as any in
existence. In a moment more the lady began to sing an odd
little chanson. I need not remind you how much farther the
voice is heard singing than speaking. I could distinguish the
words. The voice was of that exquisitely sweet kind which is
called, I believe, a semi-contralto; it had something
pathetic, and something, I fancied, a little mocking in its
tones. I venture a clumsy, but adequate translation of the
words:</p>
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"Death and Love, together mated,<br/>
Watch and wait in ambuscade;<br/>
At early morn, or else belated,<br/>
They meet and mark the man or maid.<br/>
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Burning sigh, or breath that freezes,<br/>
Numbs or maddens man or maid;<br/>
Death or Love the victim seizes,<br/>
Breathing from their ambuscade."<br/></p>
<p>"Enough, Madame!" said the old voice, with sudden severity.
"We do not desire, I believe, to amuse the grooms and
hostlers in the yard with our music."</p>
<p>The lady's voice laughed gaily.</p>
<p>"You desire to quarrel, Madame!" And the old man, I presume,
shut down the window. Down it went, at all events, with a
rattle that might easily have broken the glass.</p>
<p>Of all thin partitions, glass is the most effectual excluder
of sound. I heard no more, not even the subdued hum of the
colloquy.</p>
<p>What a charming voice this Countess had! How it melted,
swelled, and trembled! How it moved, and even agitated me!
What a pity that a hoarse old jackdaw should have power to
crow down such a Philomel! "Alas! what a life it is!" I
moralized, wisely. "That beautiful Countess, with the
patience of an angel and the beauty of a Venus and the
accomplishments of all the Muses, a slave! She knows
perfectly who occupies the apartments over hers; she heard me
raise my window. One may conjecture pretty well for whom that
music was intended—aye, old gentleman, and for whom you
suspected it to be intended."</p>
<p>In a very agreeable flutter I left my room and, descending
the stairs, passed the Count's door very much at my leisure.
There was just a chance that the beautiful songstress might
emerge. I dropped my stick on the lobby, near their door, and
you may be sure it took me some little time to pick it up!
Fortune, nevertheless, did not favor me. I could not stay on
the lobby all night picking up my stick, so I went down to
the hall.</p>
<p>I consulted the clock, and found that there remained but a
quarter of an hour to the moment of supper.</p>
<p>Everyone was roughing it now, every inn in confusion; people
might do at such a juncture what they never did before. Was
it just possible that, for once, the Count and Countess would
take their chairs at the table-d'hôte?</p>
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