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<h2> Chapter VI </h2>
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THE NAKED SWORD
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<p>A man who has been posting all day long, and changing the air
he breathes every half hour, who is well pleased with
himself, and has nothing on earth to trouble him, and who
sits alone by a fire in a comfortable chair after having
eaten a hearty supper, may be pardoned if he takes an
accidental nap.</p>
<p>I had filled my fourth glass when I fell asleep. My head, I
daresay, hung uncomfortably; and it is admitted that a
variety of French dishes is not the most favorable precursor
to pleasant dreams.</p>
<p>I had a dream as I took mine ease in mine inn on this
occasion. I fancied myself in a huge cathedral, without
light, except from four tapers that stood at the corners of a
raised platform hung with black, on which lay, draped also in
black, what seemed to me the dead body of the Countess de St.
Alyre. The place seemed empty, it was cold, and I could see
only (in the halo of the candles) a little way round.</p>
<p>The little I saw bore the character of Gothic gloom, and
helped my fancy to shape and furnish the black void that
yawned all round me. I heard a sound like the slow tread of
two persons walking up the flagged aisle. A faint echo told
of the vastness of the place. An awful sense of expectation
was upon me, and I was horribly frightened when the body that
lay on the catafalque said (without stirring), in a whisper
that froze me, "They come to place me in the grave alive;
save me."</p>
<p>I found that I could neither speak nor move. I was horribly
frightened.</p>
<p>The two people who approached now emerged from the darkness.
One, the Count de St. Alyre, glided to the head of the figure
and placed his long thin hands under it. The white-faced
Colonel, with the scar across his face, and a look of
infernal triumph, placed his hands under her feet, and they
began to raise her.</p>
<p>With an indescribable effort I broke the spell that bound me,
and started to my feet with a gasp.</p>
<p>I was wide awake, but the broad, wicked face of Colonel
Gaillarde was staring, white as death, at me from the other
side of the hearth. "Where is she?" I shuddered.</p>
<p>"That depends on who she is, Monsieur," replied the Colonel,
curtly.</p>
<p>"Good heavens!" I gasped, looking about me.</p>
<p>The Colonel, who was eyeing me sarcastically, had had his
<i>demitasse</i> of <i>café noir</i>, and now drank
his <i>tasse</i>, diffusing a pleasant perfume of brandy.</p>
<p>"I fell asleep and was dreaming," I said, lest any strong
language, founded on the <i>rôle</i> he played in my
dream, should have escaped me. "I did not know for some
moments where I was."</p>
<p>"You are the young gentleman who has the apartments over the
Count and Countess de St. Alyre?" he said, winking one eye,
close in meditation, and glaring at me with the other.</p>
<p>"I believe so—yes," I answered.</p>
<p>"Well, younker, take care you have not worse dreams than that
some night," he said, enigmatically, and wagged his head with
a chuckle. "Worse dreams," he repeated.</p>
<p>"What does Monsieur the Colonel mean?" I inquired.</p>
<p>"I am trying to find that out myself," said the Colonel; "and
I think I shall. When <i>I</i> get the first inch of the
thread fast between my finger and thumb, it goes hard but I
follow it up, bit by bit, little by little, tracing it this
way and that, and up and down, and round about, until the
whole clue is wound up on my thumb, and the end, and its
secret, fast in my fingers. Ingenious! Crafty as five foxes!
wide awake as a weasel! <i>Parbleu</i>! if I had descended to
that occupation I should have made my fortune as a spy. Good
wine here?" he glanced interrogatively at my bottle.</p>
<p>"Very good," said I. "Will Monsieur the Colonel try a glass?"</p>
<p>He took the largest he could find, and filled it, raised it
with a bow, and drank it slowly. "Ah! ah! Bah! That is not
it," he exclaimed, with some disgust, filling it again. "You
ought to have told <i>me</i> to order your Burgundy, and they
would not have brought you that stuff."</p>
<p>I got away from this man as soon as I civilly could, and,
putting on my hat, I walked out with no other company than my
sturdy walking-stick. I visited the inn-yard, and looked up
to the windows of the Countess's apartments. They were
closed, however, and I had not even the unsubstantial
consolation of contemplating the light in which that
beautiful lady was at that moment writing, or reading, or
sitting and thinking of—anyone you please.</p>
<p>I bore this serious privation as well as I could, and took a
little saunter through the town. I shan't bore you with
moonlight effects, nor with the maunderings of a man who has
fallen in love at first sight with a beautiful face. My
ramble, it is enough to say, occupied about half an hour,
and, returning by a slight détour, I found myself in a
little square, with about two high gabled houses on each
side, and a rude stone statue, worn by centuries of rain, on
a pedestal in the center of the pavement. Looking at this
statue was a slight and rather tall man, whom I instantly
recognized as the Marquis d'Harmonville: he knew me almost as
quickly. He walked a step towards me, shrugged and laughed:</p>
<p>"You are surprised to find Monsieur Droqville staring at that
old stone figure by moonlight. Anything to pass the time.
You, I see, suffer from <i>ennui</i>, as I do. These little
provincial towns! Heavens! what an effort it is to live in
them! If I could regret having formed in early life a
friendship that does me honor, I think its condemning me to a
sojourn in such a place would make me do so. You go on
towards Paris, I suppose, in the morning?"</p>
<p>"I have ordered horses."</p>
<p>"As for me I await a letter, or an arrival, either would
emancipate me; but I can't say how soon either event will
happen."</p>
<p>"Can I be of any use in this matter?" I began.</p>
<p>"None, Monsieur, I thank you a thousand times. No, this is a
piece in which every <i>rôle</i> is already cast. I am
but an amateur, and induced solely by friendship, to take a
part."</p>
<p>So he talked on, for a time, as we walked slowly toward the
Belle Étoile, and then came a silence, which I broke
by asking him if he knew anything of Colonel Gaillarde.</p>
<p>"Oh! yes, to be sure. He is a little mad; he has had some bad
injuries of the head. He used to plague the people in the War
Office to death. He has always some delusion. They contrived
some employment for him—not regimental, of
course—but in this campaign Napoleon, who could spare
nobody, placed him in command of a regiment. He was always a
desperate fighter, and such men were more than ever needed."</p>
<p>There is, or was, a second inn in this town called
l'Écu de France. At its door the Marquis stopped, bade
me a mysterious good-night, and disappeared.</p>
<p>As I walked slowly toward my inn, I met, in the shadow of a
row of poplars, the garçon who had brought me my
Burgundy a little time ago. I was thinking of Colonel
Gaillarde, and I stopped the little waiter as he passed me.</p>
<p>"You said, I think, that Colonel Gaillarde was at the Belle
Étoile for a week at one time."</p>
<p>"Yes, Monsieur."</p>
<p>"Is he perfectly in his right mind?"</p>
<p>The waiter stared. "Perfectly, Monsieur."</p>
<p>"Has he been suspected at any time of being out of his mind?"</p>
<p>"Never, Monsieur; he is a little noisy, but a very shrewd
man."</p>
<p>"What is a fellow to think?" I muttered, as I walked on.</p>
<p>I was soon within sight of the lights of the Belle
Étoile. A carriage, with four horses, stood in the
moonlight at the door, and a furious altercation was going on
in the hall, in which the yell of Colonel Gaillarde
out-topped all other sounds.</p>
<p>Most young men like, at least, to witness a row. But,
intuitively, I felt that this would interest me in a very
special manner. I had only fifty yards to run, when I found
myself in the hall of the old inn. The principal actor in
this strange drama was, indeed, the Colonel, who stood facing
the old Count de St. Alyre, who, in his traveling costume,
with his black silk scarf covering the lower part of his
face, confronted him; he had evidently been intercepted in an
endeavor to reach his carriage. A little in the rear of the
Count stood the Countess, also in traveling costume, with her
thick black veil down, and holding in her delicate fingers a
white rose. You can't conceive a more diabolical effigy of
hate and fury than the Colonel; the knotted veins stood out
on his forehead, his eyes were leaping from their sockets, he
was grinding his teeth, and froth was on his lips. His sword
was drawn in his hand, and he accompanied his yelling
denunciations with stamps upon the floor and flourishes of
his weapon in the air.</p>
<p>The host of the Belle Étoile was talking to the
Colonel in soothing terms utterly thrown away. Two waiters,
pale with fear, stared uselessly from behind. The Colonel
screamed and thundered, and whirled his sword. "I was not
sure of your red birds of prey; I could not believe you would
have the audacity to travel on high roads, and to stop at
honest inns, and lie under the same roof with honest men.
You! <i>you! both</i>—vampires, wolves, ghouls. Summon
the <i>gendarmes</i>, I say. By St. Peter and all the devils,
if either of you try to get out of that door I'll take your
heads off."</p>
<p>For a moment I had stood aghast. Here was a situation! I
walked up to the lady; she laid her hand wildly upon my arm.
"Oh! Monsieur," she whispered, in great agitation, "that
dreadful madman! What are we to do? He won't let us pass; he
will kill my husband."</p>
<p>"Fear nothing, Madame," I answered, with romantic devotion,
and stepping between the Count and Gaillarde, as he shrieked
his invective, "Hold your tongue, and clear the way, you
ruffian, you bully, you coward!" I roared.</p>
<p>A faint cry escaped the lady, which more than repaid the risk
I ran, as the sword of the frantic soldier, after a moment's
astonished pause, flashed in the air to cut me down.</p>
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