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<h2> Chapter XVII </h2>
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THE TENANT OF THE PALANQUIN
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<p>The Marquis called on me next day. My late breakfast was
still upon the table. He had come, he said, to ask a favor.
An accident had happened to his carriage in the crowd on
leaving the ball, and he begged, if I were going into Paris,
a seat in mine. I was going in, and was extremely glad of his
company. He came with me to my hotel; we went up to my rooms.
I was surprised to see a man seated in an easy chair, with
his back towards us, reading a newspaper. He rose. It was the
Count de St. Alyre, his gold spectacles on his nose; his
black wig, in oily curls, lying close to his narrow head, and
showing like carved ebony over a repulsive visage of boxwood.
His black muffler had been pulled down. His right arm was in
a sling. I don't know whether there was anything unusual in
his countenance that day, or whether it was but the effect of
prejudice arising from all I had heard in my mysterious
interview in his park, but I thought his countenance was more
strikingly forbidding than I had seen it before.</p>
<p>I was not callous enough in the ways of sin to meet this man,
injured at least in intent, thus suddenly, without a
momentary disturbance.</p>
<p>He smiled.</p>
<p>"I called, Monsieur Beckett, in the hope of finding you
here," he croaked, "and I meditated, I fear, taking a great
liberty, but my friend the Marquis d'Harmonville, on whom I
have perhaps some claim, will perhaps give me the assistance
I require so much."</p>
<p>"With great pleasure," said the Marquis, "but not till after
six o'clock. I must go this moment to a meeting of three or
four people whom I cannot disappoint, and I know, perfectly,
we cannot break up earlier."</p>
<p>"What am I to do?" exclaimed the Count, "an hour would have
done it all. Was ever <i>contretemps</i> so unlucky?"</p>
<p>"I'll give you an hour, with pleasure," said I.</p>
<p>"How very good of you, Monsieur, I hardly dare to hope it.
The business, for so gay and charming a man as Monsieur
Beckett, is a little <i>funeste</i>. Pray read this note
which reached me this morning."</p>
<p>It certainly was not cheerful. It was a note stating that the
body of his, the Count's cousin, Monsieur de St. Amand, who
had died at his house, the Château Clery, had been, in
accordance with his written directions, sent for burial at
Père la Chaise, and, with the permission of the Count
de St. Alyre, would reach his house (the Château de la
Carque) at about ten o'clock on the night following, to be
conveyed thence in a hearse, with any member of the family
who might wish to attend the obsequies.</p>
<p>"I did not see the poor gentleman twice in my life," said the
Count, "but this office, as he has no other kinsman,
disagreeable as it is, I could scarcely decline, and so I
want to attend at the office to have the book signed, and the
order entered. But here is another misery. By ill luck I have
sprained my thumb, and can't sign my name for a week to come.
However, one name answers as well as another. Yours as well
as mine. And as you are so good as to come with me, all will
go right."</p>
<p>Away we drove. The Count gave me a memorandum of the
Christian and surnames of the deceased, his age, the
complaint he died of, and the usual particulars; also a note
of the exact position in which a grave, the dimensions of
which were described, of the ordinary simple kind, was to be
dug, between two vaults belonging to the family of St. Amand.
The funeral, it was stated, would arrive at half—past
one o'clock A.M. (the next night but one); and he handed me
the money, with extra fees, for a burial by night. It was a
good deal; and I asked him, as he entrusted the whole affair
to me, in whose name I should take the receipt.</p>
<p>"Not in mine, my good friend. They wanted me to become an
executor, which I, yesterday, wrote to decline; and I am
informed that if the receipt were in my name it would
constitute me an executor in the eye of the law, and fix me
in that position. Take it, pray, if you have no objection, in
your own name."</p>
<p>This, accordingly, I did.</p>
<p>You will see, by—and—by, why I am obliged to
mention all these particulars.</p>
<p>The Count, meanwhile, was leaning back in the carriage, with
his black silk muffler up to his nose, and his hat shading
his eyes, while he dozed in his corner; in which state I
found him on my return.</p>
<p>Paris had lost its charm for me. I hurried through the little
business I had to do, longed once more for my quiet room in
the Dragon Volant, the melancholy woods of the Château
de la Carque, and the tumultuous and thrilling influence of
proximity to the object of my wild but wicked romance.</p>
<p>I was delayed some time by my stockbroker. I had a very large
sum, as I told you, at my banker's, uninvested. I cared very
little for a few day's interest—very little for the
entire sum, compared with the image that occupied my
thoughts, and beckoned me with a white arm, through the dark,
toward the spreading lime trees and chestnuts of the
Château de la Carque. But I had fixed this day to meet
him, and was relieved when he told me that I had better let
it lie in my banker's hands for a few days longer, as the
funds would certainly fall immediately. This accident, too,
was not without its immediate bearing on my subsequent
adventures.</p>
<p>When I reached the Dragon Volant, I found, in my
sitting-room, a good deal to my chagrin, my two guests, whom
I had quite forgotten. I inwardly cursed my own stupidity for
having embarrassed myself with their agreeable society. It
could not be helped now, however, and a word to the waiters
put all things in train for dinner.</p>
<p>Tom Whistlewick was in great force; and he commenced almost
immediately with a very odd story.</p>
<p>He told me that not only Versailles, but all Paris was in a
ferment, in consequence of a revolting, and all but
sacrilegious practical joke, played of on the night before.</p>
<p>The pagoda, as he persisted in calling the palanquin, had
been left standing on the spot where we last saw it. Neither
conjuror, nor usher, nor bearers had ever returned. When the
ball closed, and the company at length retired, the servants
who attended to put out the lights, and secure the doors,
found it still there.</p>
<p>It was determined, however, to let it stand where it was
until next morning, by which time, it was conjectured, its
owners would send messengers to remove it.</p>
<p>None arrived. The servants were then ordered to take it away;
and its extraordinary weight, for the first time, reminded
them of its forgotten human occupant. Its door was forced;
and, judge what was their disgust, when they discovered, not
a living man, but a corpse! Three or four days must have
passed since the death of the burly man in the Chinese tunic
and painted cap. Some people thought it was a trick designed
to insult the Allies, in whose honor the ball was got up.
Others were of opinion that it was nothing worse than a
daring and cynical jocularity which, shocking as it was,
might yet be forgiven to the high spirits and irrepressible
buffoonery of youth. Others, again, fewer in number, and
mystically given, insisted that the corpse was <i>bona
fide</i> necessary to the exhibition, and that the
disclosures and allusions which had astonished so many people
were distinctly due to necromancy.</p>
<p>"The matter, however, is now in the hands of the police,"
observed Monsieur Carmaignac, "and we are not the body they
were two or three months ago, if the offenders against
propriety and public feeling are not traced and convicted,
unless, indeed, they have been a great deal more cunning than
such fools generally are."</p>
<p>I was thinking within myself how utterly inexplicable was my
colloquy with the conjuror, so cavalierly dismissed by
Monsieur Carmaignac as a "fool"; and the more I thought the
more marvelous it seemed.</p>
<p>"It certainly was an original joke, though not a very clear
one," said Whistlewick.</p>
<p>"Not even original," said Carmaignac. "Very nearly the same
thing was done, a hundred years ago or more, at a state ball
in Paris; and the rascals who played the trick were never
found out."</p>
<p>In this Monsieur Carmaignac, as I afterwards discovered,
spoke truly; for, among my books of French anecdote and
memoirs, the very incident is marked by my own hand.</p>
<p>While we were thus talking the waiter told us that dinner was
served, and we withdrew accordingly; my guests more than
making amends for my comparative taciturnity.</p>
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