<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></SPAN>CHAPTER V</h2>
<h3>LADY UNDERHILL RECEIVES A SHOCK</h3>
<h3>I</h3>
<p>There are streets in London into which the sun seems never to
penetrate. Some of these are in fashionable quarters, and it is to be
supposed that their inhabitants find an address which looks well on
note-paper a sufficient compensation for the gloom that goes with it.
The majority, however, are in the mean neighbourhoods of the great
railway termini, and appear to offer no compensation whatever. They
are lean, furtive streets, grey as the January sky with a sort of
arrested decay. They smell of cabbage and are much prowled over by
vagrom cats. At night they are empty and dark, and a stillness broods
on them, broken only by the cracked tingle of an occasional piano
playing one of the easier hymns, a form of music to which the dwellers
in the dingy houses are greatly addicted. By day they achieve a
certain animation through the intermittent appearance of women in
aprons, who shake rugs out of the front doors or, emerging from areas,
go down to the public-house on the corner with jugs to fetch the
supper-beer. In almost every ground-floor window there is a card
announcing that furnished lodgings may be had within. You will find
these<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69"></SPAN></span> streets by the score if you leave the main thoroughfares and
take a short cut on your way to Euston, to Paddington, or to Waterloo.
But the dingiest and deadliest and most depressing lie round about
Victoria. And Daubeny Street, Pimlico, is one of the worst of them
all.</p>
<p>On the afternoon following the events recorded, a girl was dressing in
the ground-floor room of Number Nine, Daubeny Street. A tray bearing
the remains of a late breakfast stood on the rickety table beside a
bowl of wax flowers. From beneath the table peered the green cover of
a copy of <i>Variety</i>. A grey parrot in a cage by the window cracked
seed and looked out into the room with a satirical eye. He had seen
all this so many times before—Nelly Bryant arraying herself in her
smartest clothes to go out and besiege agents in their offices off the
Strand. It happened every day. In an hour or two she would come back
as usual, say "Oh, Gee!" in a tired sort of voice, and then Bill the
parrot's day proper would begin. He was a bird who liked the sound of
his own voice, and he never got the chance of a really sustained
conversation till Nelly returned in the evening.</p>
<p>"Who cares?" said Bill, and cracked another seed.</p>
<p>If rooms are an indication of the characters of their occupants, Nelly
Bryant came well out of the test of her surroundings. Nothing can make
a London furnished room much less horrible than it intends to be, but
Nelly had done her best. The furniture, what there was of it, was of
that lodging-house kind which resembles nothing else in the world. But
a few little touches here and there, a few instinctively tasteful
alterations in the general scheme of things, had given the room almost
a cosy air. Later on, with the gas lit, it would achieve something
approaching homeliness. Nelly, like many another nomad, had taught
herself to accomplish a good deal with poor material. On tour in
America, she had sometimes made even a bedroom in a small hotel
tolerably comfortable, than which there is no greater achievement.
Oddly, considering her life, she had a genius for domesticity.</p>
<p>To-day, not for the first time, Nelly was feeling unhappy. The face
that looked back at her out of the mirror at which she was arranging
her most becoming hat was weary. It was only a moderately pretty face,
but loneliness and underfeeding had given it a wistful expression that
had charm.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_70" id="Page_70"></SPAN></span> Unfortunately, it was not the sort of charm which made a
great appeal to the stout, whisky-nourished men who sat behind
paper-littered tables, smoking cigars, in the rooms marked "Private"
in the offices of theatrical agents. Nelly had been out of a "shop"
now for many weeks—ever since, in fact, "Follow the Girl" had
finished its long run at the Regal Theatre.</p>
<p>"Follow the Girl," an American musical comedy, had come over from New
York with an American company, of which Nelly had been a humble unit,
and, after playing a year in London and some weeks in the number one
towns, had returned to New York. It did not cheer Nelly up in the long
evenings in Daubeny Street to reflect that, if she had wished, she
could have gone home with the rest of the company. A mad impulse had
seized her to try her luck in London, and here she was now, marooned.</p>
<p>"Who cares?" said Bill.</p>
<p>For a bird who enjoyed talking he was a little limited in his remarks
and apt to repeat himself.</p>
<p>"I do, you poor fish!" said Nelly, completing her manœuvres with
the hat and turning to the cage. "It's all right for you—you have a
swell time with nothing to do but sit there and eat seed—but how do
you suppose I enjoy tramping around looking for work and never finding
any?"</p>
<p>She picked up her gloves. "Oh, well!" she said. "Wish me luck!"</p>
<p>"Good-bye, boy!" said the parrot, clinging to the bars.</p>
<p>Nelly thrust a finger into the cage, and scratched his head.</p>
<p>"Anxious to get rid of me, aren't you? Well, so long."</p>
<p>"Good-bye, boy!"</p>
<p>"All right, I'm going. Be good!"</p>
<p>"Woof-woof-woof!" barked Bill the parrot, not committing himself to
any promises.</p>
<p>For some moments after Nelly had gone he remained hunched on his
perch, contemplating the infinite. Then he sauntered along to the
seed-box and took some more light nourishment. He always liked to
spread his meals out, to make them last longer. A drink of water to
wash the food down, and he returned to the middle of the cage, where
he proceeded to conduct a few intimate researches with his beak under
his left wing. After which he mewed like a cat, and relapsed into
silent meditation once more. He<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71"></SPAN></span> closed his eyes and pondered on his
favourite problem—Why was he a parrot? This was always good for an
hour or so, and it was three o'clock before he had come to his
customary decision that he didn't know. Then, exhausted by brain-work
and feeling a trifle hipped by the silence of the room, he looked
about him for some way of jazzing existence up a little. It occurred
to him that if he barked again it might help.</p>
<p>"Woof-woof-woof!"</p>
<p>Good as far as it went, but it did not go far enough. It was not real
excitement. Something rather more dashing seemed to him to be
indicated. He hammered for a moment or two on the floor of his cage,
ate a mouthful of the newspaper there, and stood with his head on one
side, chewing thoughtfully. It didn't taste as good as usual. He
suspected Nelly of having changed his <i>Daily Mail</i> for the <i>Daily
Express</i> or something. He swallowed the piece of paper, and was struck
by the thought that a little climbing exercise might be what his soul
demanded. (You hang on by your beak and claws and work your way up to
the roof. It sounds tame, but it's something to do.) He tried it. And,
as he gripped the door of the cage it swung open. Bill the parrot now
perceived that this was going to be one of those days. He had not had
a bit of luck like this for months.</p>
<p>For a while he sat regarding the open door. Unless excited by outside
influences, he never did anything in a hurry. Then proceeding
cautiously, he passed out into the room. He had been out there before,
but always chaperoned by Nelly. This was something quite different. It
was an adventure. He hopped on to the window-sill. There was a ball of
yellow wool there, but he had lunched and could eat nothing. He cast
around in his mind for something to occupy him, and perceived suddenly
that the world was larger than he had supposed. Apparently there was a
lot of it outside the room. How long this had been going on he did not
know, but obviously it was a thing to be investigated. The window was
open at the bottom, and just outside the window were what he took to
be the bars of another and larger cage. As a matter of fact they were
the railings which afforded a modest protection to Number Nine. They
ran the length of the house, and were much used by small boys as a
means of rattling sticks. One of these stick-rattlers passed as Bill<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72"></SPAN></span>
stood there looking down. The noise startled him for a moment, then he
seemed to come to the conclusion that this sort of thing was to be
expected if you went out into the great world and that a parrot who
intended to see life must not allow himself to be deterred by trifles.
He crooned a little, and finally, stepping in a stately way over the
window-sill, with his toes turned in at right angles, caught at the
top of the railing with his beak, and proceeded to lower himself.
Arrived at the level of the street, he stood looking out.</p>
<p>A dog trotted up, spied him, and came to sniff.</p>
<p>"Good-bye, boy!" said Bill chattily.</p>
<p>The dog was taken aback. Hitherto, in his limited experience, birds
had been birds and men men. Here was a blend of the two. What was to
be done about it? He barked tentatively, then, finding that nothing
disastrous ensued, pushed his nose between two of the bars and barked
again. Any one who knew Bill could have told him that he was asking
for it, and he got it. Bill leaned forward and nipped his nose. The
dog started back with a howl of agony. He was learning something new
every minute.</p>
<p>"Woof-woof-woof!" said Bill sardonically.</p>
<p>He perceived trousered legs, four of them, and, cocking his eye
upwards, saw that two men of the lower orders stood before him. They
were gazing down at him in the stolid manner peculiar to the
proletariat of London in the presence of the unusual. For some minutes
they stood drinking him in, then one of them gave judgment.</p>
<p>"It's a parrot!" He removed a pipe from his mouth and pointed with the
stem. "A perishin' parrot, Erb."</p>
<p>"Ah!" said Erb, a man of few words.</p>
<p>"A parrot," proceeded the other. He was seeing clearer into the matter
every moment. "That's a parrot, that is Erb. My brother Joe's wife's
sister had one of 'em. Come from abroad, <i>they</i> do. My brother Joe's
wife's sister 'ad one of 'em. Red-'aired gel she was. Married a feller
down at the Docks <i>She</i> 'ad one of 'em. Parrots they're called."</p>
<p>He bent down for a closer inspection, and inserted a finger through
the railings. Erb abandoned his customary taciturnity and spoke words
of warning.</p>
<p>"Tike care 'e don't sting yer, 'Enry!"</p>
<p>Henry seemed wounded.</p>
<p>"Woddyer mean, sting me? I know all abart parrots, I do.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73"></SPAN></span> My brother
Joe's wife's sister 'ad one of 'em. They don't 'urt yer, not if you're
kind to 'em. You know yer pals when you see 'em, don't yer, mate?" he
went on, addressing Bill, who was contemplating the finger with one
half-closed eye.</p>
<p>"Good-bye, boy," said the parrot, evading the point.</p>
<p>"Jear that?" cried Henry delightedly. "'Goo'-bye, boy!' 'Uman they
are!"</p>
<p>"'E'll 'ave a piece out of yer finger," warned Erb the suspicious.</p>
<p>"Wot, 'im?" Henry's voice was indignant. He seemed to think that his
reputation as an expert on parrots had been challenged. "'E wouldn't
'ave no piece out of my finger."</p>
<p>"Bet yer a narf-pint 'e would 'ave a piece out of yer finger,"
persisted the sceptic.</p>
<p>"No blinkin' parrot's goin' to 'ave no piece of no finger of mine! My
brother Joe's wife's sister's parrot never 'ad no piece out of no
finger of mine!" He extended the finger further and waggled it
enticingly beneath Bill's beak. "Cheerio, matey!" he said winningly.
"Polly want a nut?"</p>
<p>Whether it was mere indolence or whether the advertised docility of
that other parrot belonging to Henry's brother's wife's sister had
caused him to realize that there was a certain standard of good
conduct for his species one cannot say; but for a while Bill merely
contemplated temptation with a detached eye.</p>
<p>"See!" said Henry.</p>
<p>"Woof-woof-woof!" said Bill.</p>
<p>"<i>Wow-Wow-Wow</i>!" yapped the dog, suddenly returning to the scene and
going on with the argument at the point where he had left off.</p>
<p>The effect on Bill was catastrophic. Ever a high-strung bird, he lost
completely the repose which stamps the caste of Vere de Vere and the
better order of parrot. His nerves were shocked, and, as always under
such conditions, his impulse was to bite blindly. He bit, and
Henry—one feels sorry for Henry: he was a well-meaning man—leaped
back with a loud howl.</p>
<p>"'That'll be 'arf a pint," said Erb, always the business man.</p>
<p>There was a lull in the rapid action. The dog, mumbling softly to
himself, had moved away again and was watching affairs from the edge
of the sidewalk. Erb, having won his<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74"></SPAN></span> point, was silent once more.
Henry sucked his finger. Bill, having met the world squarely and shown
it what was what, stood where he was, whistling nonchalantly.</p>
<p>Henry removed his finger from his mouth. "Lend the loan of that stick
of yours, Erb," he said tensely.</p>
<p>Erb silently yielded up the stout stick which was his inseparable
companion. Henry, a vastly different man from the genial saunterer of
a moment ago, poked wildly through the railings. Bill, panic-stricken
now and wishing for nothing better than to be back in his cosy cage,
shrieked loudly for help. And Freddie Rooke, running round the corner
with Jill, stopped dead and turned pale.</p>
<p>"Good God!" said Freddie.</p>
<h3>II</h3>
<p>In pursuance of his overnight promise to Derek, Freddie Rooke had got
in touch with Jill through the medium of the telephone immediately
after breakfast, and had arranged to call at Ovingdon Square in the
afternoon. Arrived there, he found Jill with a telegram in her hand.
Her Uncle Christopher, who had been enjoying a breath of sea-air down
at Brighton, was returning by an afternoon train, and Jill had
suggested that Freddie should accompany her to Victoria, pick up Uncle
Chris, and escort him home. Freddie, whose idea had been a
<i>tête-à-tête</i> involving a brotherly lecture on impetuosity, had
demurred but had given way in the end; and they had set out to walk to
Victoria together. Their way had lain through Daubeny Street, and they
turned the corner just as the brutal onslaught on the innocent Henry
had occurred. Bill's shrieks, which were of an appalling timbre,
brought them to a halt.</p>
<p>"What is it?" cried Jill.</p>
<p>"It sounds like a murder!"</p>
<p>"Nonsense!"</p>
<p>"I don't know, you know. This is the sort of street chappies are
murdering people in all the time."</p>
<p>They caught sight of the group in front of them, and were reassured.
Nobody could possibly be looking so aloof and distrait as Erb if there
were a murder going on.</p>
<p>"It's a bird!"</p>
<p>"It's a jolly old parrot. See it? Just inside the railings."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>A red-hot wave of rage swept over Jill. Whatever her defects—and
already this story has shown her far from perfect—she had the
excellent quality of loving animals and blazing into fury when she saw
them ill-treated. At least three draymen were going about London with
burning ears as the result of what she had said to them on discovering
them abusing their patient horses. Zoologically, Bill the parrot was
not an animal, but he counted as one with Jill, and she sped down
Daubeny Street to his rescue—Freddie, spatted and hatted and
trousered as became the man of fashion, following disconsolately,
ruefully aware that he did not look his best sprinting like that. But
Jill was cutting out a warm pace, and he held his hat on with one
neatly-gloved hand and did what he could to keep up.</p>
<p>Jill reached the scene of battle, and, stopping, eyed Henry with a
baleful glare. We, who have seen Henry in his calmer moments and know
him for the good fellow he was, are aware that he was more sinned
against than sinning. If there is any spirit of justice in us, we are
pro-Henry. In his encounter with Bill the parrot, Henry undoubtedly
had right on his side. His friendly overtures, made in the best spirit
of kindliness, had been repulsed. He had been severely bitten. And he
had lost half a pint of beer to Erb. As impartial judges we have no
other course before us than to wish Henry luck and bid him go to it.
But Jill, who had not seen the opening stages of the affair, thought
far otherwise. She merely saw in Henry a great brute of a man poking
at a defenceless bird with a stick.</p>
<p>She turned to Freddie, who had come up at a gallop and was wondering
why the deuce this sort of thing happened to him out of a city of six
millions.</p>
<p>"Make him stop, Freddie!"</p>
<p>"Oh, I say, you know, what?"</p>
<p>"Can't you see he's hurting the poor thing? Make him leave off!
Brute!" she added to Henry (for whom one's heart bleeds), as he jabbed
once again at his adversary.</p>
<p>Freddie stepped reluctantly up to Henry, and tapped him on the
shoulder. Freddie was one of those men who have a rooted idea that a
conversation of this sort can only be begun by a tap on the shoulder.</p>
<p>"'Look here, you know, you can't do this sort of thing, you know!"
said Freddie.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Henry raised a scarlet face.</p>
<p>"'Oo are <i>you</i>?" he demanded.</p>
<p>This attack from the rear, coming on top of his other troubles, tried
his restraint sorely.</p>
<p>"Well—" Freddie hesitated. It seemed silly to offer the fellow one of
his cards. "Well, as a matter of fact, my name's Rooke...."</p>
<p>"And who," pursued Henry, "arsked <i>you</i> to come shoving your ugly mug
in 'ere?"</p>
<p>"Well, if you put it that way...."</p>
<p>"'E comes messing abart," said Henry complainingly, addressing the
universe, "and interfering in what don't concern 'im and mucking
around and interfering and messing abart.... Why," he broke off in a
sudden burst of eloquence, "I could eat two of you for a relish wiv me
tea, even if you '<i>ave</i> got white spats!"</p>
<p>Here Erb, who had contributed nothing to the conversation, remarked
"Ah!" and expectorated on the sidewalk. The point, one gathers, seemed
to Erb well taken. A neat thrust, was Erb's verdict.</p>
<p>"Just because you've got white spats," proceeded Henry, on whose
sensitive mind these adjuncts of the costume of the well-dressed man
about town seemed to have made a deep and unfavourable impression,
"you think you can come mucking around and messing abart and
interfering and mucking around. This bird's bit me in the finger, and
'ere's the finger, if you don't believe me—and I'm going to twist 'is
ruddy neck, if all the perishers with white spats in London come
messing abart and mucking around, so you take them white spats of
yours 'ome and give 'em to the old woman to cook for your Sunday
dinner!"</p>
<p>And Henry, having cleansed his stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff
which weighs upon the heart, shoved the stick energetically once more
through the railings.</p>
<p>Jill darted forward. Always a girl who believed that, if you want a
thing well done, you must do it yourself, she had applied to Freddie
for assistance merely as a matter of form. All the time she had felt
that Freddie was a broken reed, and such he had proved himself.
Freddie's policy in this affair was obviously to rely on the magic of
speech, and any magic his speech might have had was manifestly offset
by the fact that he was wearing white spats and that<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77"></SPAN></span> Henry,
apparently, belonged to some sort of league or society which had for
its main object the discouragement of white spats. It was plainly no
good leaving the conduct of the campaign to Freddie. Whatever was to
be done must be done by herself. She seized the stick and wrenched it
out of Henry's hand.</p>
<p>"Woof-woof-woof!" said Bill the parrot.</p>
<p>No dispassionate auditor could have failed to detect the nasty ring of
sarcasm. It stung Henry. He was not normally a man who believed in
violence to the gentler sex outside a clump on the head of his missus
when the occasion seemed to demand it; but now he threw away the
guiding principles of a lifetime and turned on Jill like a tiger.</p>
<p>"Gimme that stick!"</p>
<p>"Get back!"</p>
<p>"Here, I say, you know!" said Freddie.</p>
<p>Henry, now thoroughly overwrought, made a rush at Jill; and Jill, who
had a straight eye, hit him accurately on the side of the head.</p>
<p>"Goo!" said Henry, and sat down.</p>
<p>And then, from behind Jill, a voice spoke.</p>
<p>"What's all this?"</p>
<p>A stout policeman had manifested himself from empty space.</p>
<p>"This won't do!" said the policeman.</p>
<p>Erb, who had been a silent spectator of the fray, burst into speech.</p>
<p>"She 'it 'im!"</p>
<p>The policeman looked at Jill. He was an officer of many years' experience
in the Force, and time had dulled in him that respect for good clothes
which he had brought with him from Little-Sudbury-in-the-Wold in the days
of his novitiate. Jill was well dressed, but, in the stirring epoch of the
Suffrage disturbances, the policeman had been kicked on the shins and even
bitten by ladies of an equally elegant exterior. Hearts, the policeman
knew, just as pure and fair may beat in Belgrave Square as in the lowlier
air of Seven Dials, but you have to pinch them just the same when they
disturb the peace. His gaze, as it fell upon Jill, red-handed as it were
with the stick still in her grasp, was stern.</p>
<p>"Your name, please, and address, miss?" he said.</p>
<p>A girl in blue with a big hat had come up, and was standing<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78"></SPAN></span> staring
open-mouthed at the group. At the sight of her Bill the parrot uttered
a shriek of welcome. Nelly Bryant had returned, and everything would
now be all right again.</p>
<p>"Mariner," said Jill, pale and bright-eyed. "I live at Number
Twenty-two, Ovingdon Square."</p>
<p>"And yours, sir?"</p>
<p>"Mine? Oh, ah, yes. I see what you mean. Rooke, you know. F. L. Rooke.
I live at the Albany and all that sort of thing."</p>
<p>The policeman made an entry in his note-book.</p>
<p>"Officer," cried Jill, "this man was trying to kill that parrot and I
stopped him...."</p>
<p>"Can't help that, miss. You 'adn't no right to hit a man with a stick.
You'll 'ave to come along."</p>
<p>"But, I say, you know!" Freddie was appalled. This sort of thing had
happened to him before, but only on Boat-Race Night at the Empire,
where it was expected of a chappie. "I mean to say!"</p>
<p>"And you, too, sir. You're both in it."</p>
<p>"But...."</p>
<p>"Oh, come along, Freddie," said Jill quietly. "It's perfectly absurd,
but it's no use making a fuss."</p>
<p>"That," said the policeman cordially, "is the right spirit!"</p>
<h3>III</h3>
<p>Lady Underhill paused for breath. She had been talking long and
vehemently. She and Derek were sitting in Freddie Rooke's apartment at
the Albany, and the subject of her monologue was Jill. Derek had been
expecting the attack, and had wondered why it had not come before. All
through supper on the previous night, even after the discovery that
Jill was supping at a near-by table with a man who was a stranger to
her son, Lady Underhill had preserved a grim reticence with regard to
her future daughter-in-law. But to-day she had spoken her mind with
all the energy which comes of suppression. She had relieved herself
with a flow of words of all the pent-up hostility that had been
growing within her since that first meeting in this same room. She had
talked rapidly, for she was talking against time. The Town Council of
the principal city in Derek's constituency in the north of England had
decided that to-morrow morning<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79"></SPAN></span> should witness the laying of the
foundation stone of their new Town Hall, and Derek as the sitting
member was to preside at the celebration. Already Barker had been
dispatched to telephone for a cab to take him to the station, and at
any moment their conversation might be interrupted. So Lady Underhill
made the most of what little time she had.</p>
<p>Derek listened gloomily, scarcely rousing himself to reply. His mother
would have been gratified could she have known how powerfully her
arguments were working on him. That little imp of doubt which had
vexed him in the cab as he drove home from Ovingdon Square had not
died in the night. It had grown and waxed more formidable. And now,
aided by this ally from without, it had become a Colossus straddling
his soul. Derek looked frequently at the clock, and cursed the unknown
cabman whose delay was prolonging the scene. Something told him that
only flight could serve him now. He never had been able to withstand
his mother in one of her militant moods. She seemed to numb his
faculties. Other members of his family had also noted this quality in
Lady Underhill, and had commented on it bitterly in the smoking-rooms
of distant country-houses at the hour when men meet to drink the final
whisky-and-soda and unburden their souls.</p>
<p>Lady Underhill, having said all she had to say, recovered her breath
and began to say it again. Frequent iteration was one of her strongest
weapons. As her brother Edwin, who was fond of homely imagery, had
often observed, she could talk the hind-leg off a donkey.</p>
<p>"You must be mad, Derek, to dream of handicapping yourself at this
vital stage of your career with a wife who not only will not be a help
to you, but must actually be a ruinous handicap. I am not blaming you
for imagining yourself in love in the first place, though I really
should have thought that a man of your strength and character
would.... However, as I say, I am not blaming you for that.
Superficially, no doubt, this girl might be called attractive. I do
not admire the type myself, but I suppose she has that quality—in my
time we should have called it boldness—which seems to appeal to the
young men of to-day. I could imagine her fascinating a weak-minded
imbecile like your friend Mr. Rooke. But that you.... Still, there is
no need to go into that. What I am trying to point out<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80"></SPAN></span> is that in
your position, with a career like yours in front of you—it's quite
certain that in a year or two you will be offered some really big and
responsible position—you would be insane to tie yourself to a girl
who seems to have been allowed to run perfectly wild, whose uncle is a
swindler...."</p>
<p>"She can't be blamed for her uncle."</p>
<p>"... Who sups alone with strange men in public restaurants...."</p>
<p>"I explained that."</p>
<p>"You may have explained it. You certainly did not excuse it or make it
a whit less outrageous. You cannot pretend that you really imagine
that an engaged girl is behaving with perfect correctness when she
allows a man she has only just met to take her to supper at the Savoy,
even if she did know him slightly years and years ago. It is very
idyllic to suppose that a childhood acquaintance excuses every breach
of decorum, but I was brought up to believe otherwise. I don't wish to
be vulgar, but what it amounts to is that this girl was having
supper—supper! In my days girls were in bed at supper-time!—with a
strange man who picked her up at a theatre!"</p>
<p>Derek shifted uneasily. There was a part of his mind which called upon
him to rise up and challenge the outrageous phrase and demand that it
be taken back. But he remained silent. The imp-Colossus was too strong
for him. She is quite right, said the imp. That is an unpleasant but
accurate description of what happened. He looked at the clock again,
and wished for the hundredth time that the cab would come. Jill's
photograph smiled at him from beside the clock. He looked away, for,
when he found his eyes upon it, he had an odd sensation of baseness,
as if he were playing some one false who loved and trusted him.</p>
<p>"Well, I am not going to say any more," she said, getting up and
buttoning her glove. "I will leave you to think it over. All I will
say is that, though I only met her yesterday, I can assure you that I
am quite confident that this girl is just the sort of harum-scarum
so-called 'modern' girl who is sure some day to involve herself in a
really serious scandal. I don't want her to be in a position to drag
you into it as well. Yes, Barker, what is it? Is Sir Derek's cab
here?"</p>
<p>The lantern-jawed Barker had entered softly, and was<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81"></SPAN></span> standing
deferentially in the doorway. There was no emotion on his face beyond
the vague sadness which a sense of what was correct made him always
wear like a sort of mask when in the presence of those of superior
station.</p>
<p>"The cab will be at the door very shortly, m'lady. If you please, Sir
Derek, a policeman has come with a message."</p>
<p>"A policeman?"</p>
<p>"With a message from Mr. Rooke."</p>
<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
<p>"I have had a few words of conversation with the constable, sir," said
Barker sadly, "and I understand from him that Mr. Rooke and Miss
Mariner have been arrested."</p>
<p>"Arrested! What are you talking about?"</p>
<p>"Mr. Rooke desired the officer to ask you to be good enough to step
round and bail them out!"</p>
<p>The gleam in Lady Underhill's eye became a flame, but she controlled
her voice.</p>
<p>"Why were Miss Mariner and Mr. Rooke arrested, Barker?"</p>
<p>"As far as I can gather, m'lady, Miss Mariner struck a man in the
street with a stick, and they took both her and Mr. Rooke to the
Chelsea Police Station."</p>
<p>Lady Underhill glanced at Derek, who was looking into the fire.</p>
<p>"This is a little awkward, Derek," she said suavely. "If you go to the
police-station, you will miss your train."</p>
<p>"I fancy, m'lady, it would be sufficient if Sir Derek were to dispatch
me with a cheque for ten pounds."</p>
<p>"Very well. Tell the policeman to wait a moment."</p>
<p>"Very good, m'lady."</p>
<p>Derek roused himself with an effort. His face was drawn and gloomy. He
sat down at the writing-table, and took out his cheque-book. There was
silence for a moment, broken only by the scratching of the pen. Barker
took the cheque and left the room.</p>
<p>"Now, perhaps," said Lady Underhill, "you will admit that I was
right!" She spoke in almost an awed voice, for this occurrence at just
this moment seemed to her very like a direct answer to prayer. "You
can't hesitate now! You <i>must</i> free yourself from this detestable
entanglement!"</p>
<p>Derek rose without speaking. He took his coat and hat from where they
lay on a chair.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Derek! You will! Say you will!"</p>
<p>Derek put on his coat.</p>
<p>"Derek!"</p>
<p>"For heaven's sake, leave me alone, mother. I want to think."</p>
<p>"Very well. I will leave you to think it over, then." Lady Underhill
moved to the door. At the door she paused for a moment, and seemed
about to speak again, but her mouth closed resolutely. She was a
shrewd woman, and knew that the art of life is to know when to stop
talking. What words have accomplished, too many words can undo.</p>
<p>"Good-bye."</p>
<p>"Good-bye, mother."</p>
<p>"I'll see you when you get back?"</p>
<p>"Yes. No. I don't know. I'm not certain when I shall return. I may go
away for a bit."</p>
<p>The door closed behind Lady Underhill. Derek sat down again at the
writing-table. He wrote a few words on a sheet of paper, then tore it
up. His eye travelled to the mantelpiece. Jill's photograph smiled
happily down at him. He turned back to the writing-table, took out a
fresh piece of paper, thought for a few moments, and began to write
again.</p>
<p>The door opened softly.</p>
<p>"The cab is at the door, Sir Derek," said Barker.</p>
<p>Derek addressed an envelope, and got up.</p>
<p>"All right. Thanks. Oh, Barker, stop at a district-messenger office on
your way to the police-station, and have this sent off at once."</p>
<p>"Very good, Sir Derek," said Barker.</p>
<p>Derek's eyes turned once more to the mantelpiece. He stood looking for
an instant, then walked quickly out of the room.</p>
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