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<h4>CHAPTER XVI.</h4>
<h3>MR. GOTOBED'S PHILANTHROPY.<br/> </h3>
<p>Mr. Gotobed, when the persecutions of Goarly were described to him at
the scene of the dead fox, had expressed considerable admiration for
the man's character as portrayed by what he then heard. The man,—a
poor man too and despised in the land,—was standing up for his
rights, all alone, against the aristocracy and plutocracy of the
county. He had killed the demon whom the aristocracy and plutocracy
worshipped, and had appeared there in arms ready to defend his own
territory,—one against so many, and so poor a man against men so
rich! The Senator had at once said that he would call upon Mr.
Goarly, and the Senator was a man who always carried out his
purposes. Afterwards, from John Morton, and from others who knew the
country better than Morton, he learned further particulars. On the
Monday and Tuesday he fathomed,—or nearly fathomed,—that matter of
the 7<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> an acre. He learned at any rate that the owner of the
wood admitted a damage done by him to the corn and had then, himself,
assessed the damage without consultation with the injured party; and
he was informed also that Goarly was going to law with the lord for a
fuller compensation. He liked Goarly for killing the fox, and he
liked him more for going to law with Lord Rufford.</p>
<p>He declared openly at Bragton his sympathy with the man and his
intention of expressing it. Morton was annoyed and endeavoured to
persuade him to leave the man alone; but in vain. No doubt had he
expressed himself decisively and told his friend that he should be
annoyed by a guest from his house taking part in such a matter, the
Senator would have abstained and would merely have made one more note
as to English peculiarities and English ideas of justice; but Morton
could not bring himself to do this. "The feeling of the country will
be altogether against you," he had said, hoping to deter the Senator.
The Senator had replied that though the feeling of that little bit of
the country might be against him he did not believe that such would
be the case with the feeling of England generally. The ladies had all
become a little afraid of Mr. Gotobed and hardly dared to express an
opinion. Lady Augustus did say that she supposed that Goarly was a
low vulgar fellow, which of course strengthened the Senator in his
purpose.</p>
<p>The Senator on Wednesday would not wait for lunch but started a
little before one with a crust of bread in his pocket to find his way
to Goarly's house. There was no difficulty in this as he could see
the wood as soon as he had got upon the high road. He found
Twentyman's gate and followed directly the route which the hunting
party had taken, till he came to the spot on which the crowd had been
assembled. Close to this there was a hand-gate leading into
Dillsborough wood, and standing in the gateway was a man. The Senator
thought that this might not improbably be Goarly himself, and asked
the question, "Might your name be Mr. Goarly, sir?"</p>
<p>"Me Goarly!" said the man in infinite disgust. "I ain't nothing of
the kind,—and you knows it."</p>
<p>That the man should have been annoyed at being taken for
Goarly,—that man being Bean the gamekeeper who would willingly have
hung Goarly if he could, and would have thought it quite proper that
a law should be now passed for hanging him at once,—was natural
enough. But why he should have told the Senator that the Senator knew
he was not Goarly it might be difficult to explain. He probably at
once regarded the Senator as an enemy, as a man on the other side,
and therefore as a cunning knave who would be sure to come creeping
about on false pretences. Bean, who had already heard of Bearside and
had heard of Scrobby in connection with this matter, looked at the
Senator very hard. He knew Bearside. The man certainly was not the
attorney, and from what he had heard of Scrobby he didn't think he
was Scrobby. The man was not like what in his imagination Scrobby
would be. He did not know what to make of Mr. Gotobed,—who was a
person of an imposing appearance, tall and thin, with a long nose and
look of great acuteness, dressed in black from head to foot, but yet
not looking quite like an English gentleman. He was a man to whom
Bean in an ordinary way would have been civil,—civil in a cold
guarded way; but how was he to be civil to anybody who addressed him
as Goarly?</p>
<p>"I did not know it," said the Senator. "As Goarly lives near here I
thought you might be Goarly. When I saw Goarly he had a gun, and you
have a gun. Can you tell me where Goarly lives?"</p>
<p>"Tother side of the wood," said Bean pointing back with his thumb.
"He never had a gun like this in his hand in all his born days."</p>
<p>"I dare say not, my friend. I can go through the wood I guess;" for
Bean had pointed exactly over the gateway.</p>
<p>"I guess you can't then," said Bean. The man who, like other
gamekeepers, lived much in the company of gentlemen, was ordinarily a
civil courteous fellow, who knew how to smile and make things
pleasant. But at this moment he was very much put out. His covert had
been found full of red herrings and strychnine, and his fox had been
poisoned. He had lost his guinea on the day of the hunt,—the guinea
which would have been his perquisite had they found a live fox in his
wood. And all this was being done by such a fellow as Goarly! And now
this abandoned wretch was bringing an action against his Lordship and
was leagued with such men as Scrobby and Bearside! It was a dreadful
state of things! How was it likely that he should give a passage
through the wood to anybody coming after Goarly? "You're on Mr.
Twentyman's land now, as I dare say you know."</p>
<p>"I don't know anything about it."</p>
<p>"Well;—that wood is Lord Rufford's wood."</p>
<p>"I did know as much as that, certainly."</p>
<p>"And you can't go into it."</p>
<p>"How shall I find Mr. Goarly's house?"</p>
<p>"If you'll get over that there ditch you'll be on Mister Goarly's
land and that's all about it." Bean as he said this put a strongly
ironical emphasis on the term of respect and then turned back into
the wood.</p>
<p>The Senator made his way down the fence to the bank on which Goarly
had stood with his gun, then over into Goarly's field, and so round
the back of the wood till he saw a small red brick house standing
perhaps four hundred yards from the covert, just on the elbow of a
lane. It was a miserable-looking place with a pigsty and a dung-heap
and a small horse-pond or duck-puddle all close around it. The stack
of chimneys seemed to threaten to fall, and as he approached from
behind he could see that the two windows opening that way were
stuffed with rags. There was a little cabbage garden which now seemed
to be all stalks, and a single goose waddling about the duck-puddle.
The Senator went to the door, and having knocked, was investigated by
a woman from behind it. Yes, this was Goarly's house. What did the
gentleman want? Goarly was at work in the field. Then she came out,
the Senator having signified his friendly intentions, and summoned
Goarly to the spot.</p>
<p>"I hope I see you well, sir," said the Senator putting out his hand
as Goarly came up dragging a dung-fork behind him.</p>
<p>Goarly rubbed his hand on his breeches before he gave it to be shaken
and declared himself to be "pretty tidy, considering."</p>
<p>"I was present the other day, Mr. Goarly, when that dead fox was
exposed to view."</p>
<p>"Was you, sir?"</p>
<p>"I was given to understand that you had destroyed the brute."</p>
<p>"Don't you believe a word on it then," said the woman interposing.
"He didn't do nothing of the kind. Who ever seed him a' buying of red
herrings and p'ison?"</p>
<p>"Hold your jaw," said Goarly,—familiarly. "Let 'em prove it. I don't
know who you are, sir; but let 'em prove it."</p>
<p>"My name, Mr. Goarly, is Elias Gotobed. I am an American citizen, and
Senator for the State of Mickewa." Mr. and Mrs. Goarly shook their
heads at every separate item of information tendered to them. "I am
on a visit to this country and am at present staying at the house of
my friend, Mr. John Morton."</p>
<p>"He's the gentl'man from Bragton, Dan."</p>
<p>"Hold your jaw, can't you?" said the husband. Then he touched his hat
to the Senator intending to signify that the Senator might, if he
pleased, continue his narrative.</p>
<p>"If you did kill that fox, Mr. Goarly, I think you were quite right
to kill him." Then Goarly winked at him. "I cannot imagine that even
the laws of England could justify a man in perpetuating a breed of
wild animals that are destructive to his neighbours' property."</p>
<p>"I could shoot 'un; not a doubt about that, Mister. I could shoot
'un;—and I wull."</p>
<p>"Have a care, Dan," whispered Mrs. Goarly.</p>
<p>"Hold your jaw,—will ye? I could shoot 'un, Mister. I don't rightly
know about p'ison."</p>
<p>"That fox we saw was poisoned I suppose," said the Senator,
carelessly.</p>
<p>"Have a care, Dan;—have a care!" whispered the wife.</p>
<p>"Allow me to assure both of you," said the Senator, "that you need
fear nothing from me. I have come quite as a friend."</p>
<p>"Thank 'ee, sir," said Goarly again touching his hat.</p>
<p>"It seems to me," said the Senator, "that in this matter a great many
men are leagued together against you."</p>
<p>"You may say that, sir. I didn't just catch your name, sir."</p>
<p>"My name is Gotobed;—Gotobed; Elias Gotobed, Senator from the State
of Mickewa to the United States Congress." Mrs. Goarly who understood
nothing of all these titles, and who had all along doubted, dropped a
suspicious curtsey. Goarly, who understood a little now, took his hat
altogether off. He was very much puzzled but inclined to think that
if he managed matters rightly, profit might be got out of this very
strange meeting. "In my country, Mr. Goarly, all men are free and
equal."</p>
<p>"That's a fine thing, sir."</p>
<p>"It is a fine thing, my friend, if properly understood and properly
used. Coming from such a country I was shocked to see so many rich
men banded together against one who I suppose is not rich."</p>
<p>"Very far from it," said the woman.</p>
<p>"It's my own land, you know," said Goarly who was proud of his
position as a landowner. "No one can't touch me on it, as long as the
rates is paid. I'm as good a man here,"—and he stamped his foot on
the ground,—"as his Lordship is in that there wood."</p>
<p>This was the first word spoken by the Goarlys that had pleased the
Senator, and this set him off again. "Just so;—and I admire a man
that will stand up for his own rights. I am told that you have found
his Lordship's pheasants destructive to your corn."</p>
<p>"Didn't leave him hardly a grain last August," said Mrs. Goarly.</p>
<p>"Will you hold your jaw, woman, or will you not?" said the man,
turning round fiercely at her. "I'm going to have the law of his
Lordship, sir. What's seven and six an acre? There's that quantity of
pheasants in that wood as'd eat up any mortal thing as ever was
growed. Seven and six!"</p>
<p>"Didn't you propose arbitration?"</p>
<p>"I never didn't propose nothin'. I've axed two pound, and my lawyer
says as how I'll get it. What I sold come off that other bit of
ground down there. Wonderful crop! And this 'd've been the same. His
Lordship ain't nothin' to me, Mr. Gotobed."</p>
<p>"You don't approve of hunting, Mr. Goarly?"</p>
<p>"Oh, I approves if they'd pay a poor man for what harm they does him.
Look at that there goose." Mr. Gotobed did look at the goose.
"There's nine and twenty they've tuk from me, and only left un that."
Now Mrs. Goarly's goose was well known in those parts. It was
declared that she was more than a match for any fox in the county,
but that Mrs. Goarly for the last two years had never owned any goose
but this one.</p>
<p>"The foxes have eaten them all?" asked the Senator.</p>
<p>"Every mortal one."</p>
<p>"And the gentlemen of the hunt have paid you nothing."</p>
<p>"I had four half-crowns once," said the woman.</p>
<p>"If you don't send the heads you don't get it," said the man, "and
then they'll keep you waiting months and months, just for their
pleasures. Who's a going to put up with that? I ain't."</p>
<p>"And now you're going to law?"</p>
<p>"I am,—like a man. His Lordship ain't nothin' to me. I ain't afeard
of his Lordship."</p>
<p>"Will it cost you much?"</p>
<p>"That's just what it will do, sir," said the woman.</p>
<p>"Didn't I tell you, hold your jaw?"</p>
<p>"The gentl'man was going to offer to help us a little, Dan."</p>
<p>"I was going to say that I am interested in the case, and that you
have all my good wishes. I do not like to offer pecuniary help."</p>
<p>"You're very good, sir; very good. This bit of land is mine; not a
doubt of it;—but we're poor, sir."</p>
<p>"Indeed we is," said the woman. "What with taxes and rates, and them
foxes as won't let me rear a head of poultry and them brutes of birds
as eats up the corn, I often tells him he'd better sell the bit o'
land and just set up for a public."</p>
<p>"It belonged to my feyther and grandfeyther," said Goarly.</p>
<p>Then the Senator's heart was softened again and he explained at great
length that he would watch the case and if he saw his way clearly,
befriend it with substantial aid. He asked about the attorney and
took down Bearside's address. After that he shook hands with both of
them, and then made his way back to Bragton through Mr. Twentyman's
farm.</p>
<p>Mr. and Mrs. Goarly were left in a state of great perturbation of
mind. They could not in the least make out among themselves who the
gentleman was, or whether he had come for good or evil. That he
called himself Gotobed Goarly did remember, and also that he had said
that he was an American. All that which had referred to senatorial
honours and the State of Mickewa had been lost upon Goarly. The
question of course arose whether he was not a spy sent out by Lord
Rufford's man of business, and Mrs. Goarly was clearly of opinion
that such had been the nature of his employment. Had he really been a
friend, she suggested, he would have left a sovereign behind him. "He
didn't get no information from me," said Goarly.</p>
<p>"Only about Mr. Bearside."</p>
<p>"What's the odds of that? They all knows that. Bearside! Why should I
be ashamed of Bearside? I'll do a deal better with Bearside than I
would with that old woman, Masters."</p>
<p>"But he took it down in writing, Dan."</p>
<p>"What the d——'s the odds in that?"</p>
<p>"I don't like it when they puts it down in writing."</p>
<p>"Hold your jaw," said Goarly as he slowly shouldered the dung-fork to
take it back to his work. But as they again discussed the matter that
night the opinion gained ground upon them that the Senator had been
an emissary from the enemy.</p>
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