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<h2> THE QUEEN'S MUSEUM. </h2>
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<p>There was once a Queen who founded, in her
capital city, a grand museum. This institution
was the pride of her heart, and she devoted nearly all
her time to overseeing the collection of objects for it,
and their arrangement in the spacious halls. This
museum was intended to elevate the intelligence of her
people, but the result was quite disappointing to the
Queen. For some reason, and what it was she could
not imagine, the people were not interested in her
museum. She considered it the most delightful place
in the world, and spent hours every day in examining
and studying the thousands of objects it contained;
but although here and there in the city there was a
person who cared to visit the collection, the great
body of the people found it impossible to feel the
slightest interest in it. At first this grieved the Queen,
and she tried to make her museum better; but as this
did no good, she became very angry, and she issued
a decree that all persons of mature age who were not
interested in her museum should be sent to prison.</p>
<p>This decree produced a great sensation in the city.
The people crowded to the building, and did their very
best to be interested; but, in the majority of cases,
the attempt was an utter failure. They could not feel
any interest whatever. The consequence was that
hundreds and thousands of the people were sent to
prison, and as there was not room enough for them
in the ordinary jails, large temporary prisons were
erected in various parts of the city. Those persons
who were actually needed for work or service which
no one else could do were allowed to come out in the
day-time on parole; but at night they had to return to
their prisons.</p>
<p>It was during this deplorable state of affairs that a
stranger entered the city one day. He was surprised
at seeing so many prisons, and approaching the window
in one of them, behind the bars of which he saw
a very respectable-looking citizen, he asked what all
this meant. The citizen informed him how matters
stood, and then, with tears mounting to his eyes, he
added:</p>
<p>"Oh, sir, I have tried my best to be interested in
that museum; but it is impossible; I cannot make
myself care for it in the slightest degree! And, what
is more, I know I shall never be able to do so; and I
shall languish here for the rest of my days."</p>
<p>Passing on, the Stranger met a mother coming out
of her house. Her face was pale, and she was weeping
bitterly. Filled with pity, he stopped and asked
her what was the matter. "Oh, sir," she said, "for
a week I have been trying, for the sake of my dear
children, to take an interest in that museum. For a
time I thought I might do it, but the hopes proved
false. It is impossible. I must leave my little ones,
and go to prison."</p>
<p>The Stranger was deeply affected by these cases
and many others of a similar character, which he soon
met with. "It is too bad! too bad!" he said to
himself. "I never saw a city in so much trouble.
There is scarcely a family, I am told, in which there
is not some uninterested person—I must see the
Queen and talk to her about it," and with this he
wended his way to the palace.</p>
<p>He met the Queen just starting out on her morning
visit to the museum. When he made it known that
he was a stranger, and desired a short audience, she
stopped and spoke to him.</p>
<p>"Have you visited my museum yet?" she said.
"There is nothing in the city so well worth your
attention as that. You should go there before seeing
any thing else. You have a high forehead, and an
intelligent expression, and I have no doubt that it
will interest you greatly. I am going there myself,
and I shall be glad to see what effect that fine collection
has upon a stranger."</p>
<p>This did not suit the Stranger at all. From what
he had heard he felt quite sure that if he went to the
museum, he would soon be in jail; and so he hurried
to propose a plan which had occurred to him while on
his way to the palace.</p>
<p>"I came to see your Majesty on the subject of
the museum," he said, "and to crave permission to
contribute to the collection some objects which shall
be interesting to every one. I understand that it
is highly desirable that every one should be interested."</p>
<p>"Of course it is," said the Queen, "and although
I think that there is not the slightest reason why every
one should not feel the keenest interest in what the
museum already contains, I am willing to add to it
whatever may make it of greater value."</p>
<p>"In that case," said the Stranger, "no time should
be lost in securing what I wish to present."</p>
<p>"Go at once," said the Queen. "But how soon
can you return?"</p>
<p>"It will take some days, at least," said the
Stranger.</p>
<p>"Give me your parole to return in a week," said
the Queen, "and start immediately."</p>
<p>The Stranger gave his parole and left the palace.
Having filled a leathern bag with provisions from a
cook's shop, he went out of the city gates. As he
walked into the open country, he said to himself:</p>
<p>"I have certainly undertaken a very difficult enterprise.
Where I am to find any thing that will interest
all the people in that city, I am sure I do not know;
but my heart is so filled with pity for the great number
of unfortunate persons who are torn from their homes
and shut up in prison, that I am determined to do
something for them, if I possibly can. There must
be some objects to be found in this vast country that
will interest every one."</p>
<p>About noon he came to a great mountain-side
covered with a forest. Thinking that he was as
likely to find what he sought in one place as another,
and preferring the shade to the sun, he entered the
forest, and walked for some distance along a path
which gradually led up the mountain. Having crossed
a brook with its edges lined with water-cresses, he
soon perceived a large cave, at the entrance of which
sat an aged hermit. "Ah," said the Stranger to
himself, "this is indeed fortunate! This good and
venerable man, who passes his life amid the secrets
of nature, can surely tell me what I wish to know."
Saluting the Hermit, he sat down and told the old man
the object of his quest.</p>
<p>"I am afraid you are looking for what you will not
find," said the Hermit. "Most people are too silly
to be truly interested in any thing. They herd together
like cattle, and do not know what is good for
them. There are now on this mountain-side many
commodious and comfortable caves, all of which would
be tenanted if people only knew how improving and
interesting it is to live apart from their fellow-men.
But, so far as it can be done, I will help you in your
quest, which I think is a worthy one. I can do
nothing for you myself, but I have a pupil who is
very much given to wandering about, and looking for
curious things. He may tell you where you will be
able to find something that will interest everybody,
though I doubt it. You may go and see him, if you
like, and I will excuse him from his studies for a
time, so that he may aid you in your search."</p>
<p>The Hermit then wrote an excuse upon a piece of
parchment, and, giving it to the Stranger, he directed
him to the cave of his pupil.</p>
<p>This was situated at some distance, and higher up
the mountain, and when the Stranger reached it, he
found the Pupil fast asleep upon the ground. This
individual was a long-legged youth, with long arms,
long hair, a long nose, and a long face. When the
Stranger awakened him, told him why he had come,
and gave him the hermit's excuse, the sleepy eyes of
the Pupil brightened, and his face grew less long.</p>
<p>"That's delightful!" he said, "to be let off on a
Monday; for I generally have to be satisfied with a
half-holiday, Wednesdays and Saturdays."</p>
<p>"Is the Hermit very strict with you?" asked the
Stranger.</p>
<p>"Yes," said the Pupil, "I have to stick closely to
the cave; though I have been known to go fishing on
days when there was no holiday. I have never seen
the old man but once, and that was when he first took
me. You know it wouldn't do for us to be too sociable.
That wouldn't be hermit-like. He comes up
here on the afternoons I am out, and writes down what
I am to do for the next half-week."</p>
<p>"And do you always do it?" asked the Stranger.</p>
<p>"Oh, I get some of it done," said the Pupil; "but
there have been times when I have wondered whether
it wouldn't have been better for me to have been something
else. But I have chosen my profession, and I
suppose I must be faithful to it. We will start immediately
on our search; but first I must put the cave in
order, for the old man will be sure to come up while I
am gone."</p>
<p>So saying, the Pupil opened an old parchment book
at a marked page, and laid it on a flat stone, which
served as a table, and then placed a skull and a couple
of bones in a proper position near by.</p>
<p>The two now started off, the Pupil first putting a
line and hook in his pocket, and pulling out a fishing-rod
from under some bushes.</p>
<p>"What do you want with that?" asked the Stranger,
"we are not going to fish!"</p>
<p>"Why not?" said the Pupil; "if we come to a
good place, we might catch something that would be
a real curiosity."</p>
<p>Before long they came to a mountain brook, and
here the Pupil insisted on trying his luck. The
Stranger was a little tired and hungry, and so was
quite willing to sit down for a time and eat something
from his bag. The Pupil ran off to find some bait,
and he staid away so long that the Stranger had quite
finished his meal before he returned. He came back
at last, however, in a state of great excitement.</p>
<p>"Come with me! come with me!" he cried. "I
have found something that is truly astonishing! Come
quickly!"</p>
<p>The Stranger arose and hurried after the Pupil,
whose long legs carried him rapidly over the mountain-side.
Reaching a large hole at the bottom of a
precipitous rock, the Pupil stopped, and exclaiming:
"Come in here and I will show you something that
will amaze you!" he immediately entered the hole.</p>
<p>The Stranger, who was very anxious to see what
curiosity he had found, followed him some distance
along a narrow and winding under-ground passage.
The two suddenly emerged into a high and spacious
cavern, which was lighted by openings in the roof;
on the floor, in various places, were strongly fastened
boxes, and packages of many sorts, bales and bundles
of silks and rich cloths, with handsome caskets, and
many other articles of value.</p>
<p>"What kind of a place is this?" exclaimed the
Stranger, in great surprise.</p>
<p>"Don't you know?" cried the Pupil, his eyes
fairly sparkling with delight. "It is a robber's den!
Isn't it a great thing to find a place like this?"</p>
<p>"A robber's den!" exclaimed the Stranger in alarm;
"let us get out of it as quickly as we can, or the robbers
will return, and we shall be cut to pieces."</p>
<p>"I don't believe they are coming back very soon,"
said the Pupil, "and we ought to stop and take a look
at some of these things."</p>
<p>"Fly, you foolish youth!" cried the Stranger;
"you do not know what danger you are in." And,
so saying, he turned to hasten away from the place.</p>
<p>But he was too late. At that moment the robber
captain and his band entered the cave. When these
men perceived the Stranger and the Hermit's Pupil,
they drew their swords and were about to rush upon
them, when the Pupil sprang forward and, throwing up
his long arms, exclaimed:</p>
<p>"Stop! it is a mistake!"</p>
<p>At these words, the robber captain lowered his sword,
and motioned to his men to halt. "A mistake!" he
said; "what do you mean by that?"</p>
<p>"I mean," said the Pupil, "that I was out looking
for curiosities, and wandered into this place by accident.
We haven't taken a thing. You may count your
goods, and you will find nothing missing. We have
not even opened a box, although I very much wanted
to see what was in some of them."</p>
<p>"Are his statements correct?" said the Captain,
turning to the Stranger.</p>
<p>"Entirely so," was the answer.</p>
<p>"You have truthful features, and an honest expression,"
said the Captain, "and I do not believe you
would be so dishonorable as to creep in here during
our absence and steal our possessions. Your lives
shall be spared, but you will be obliged to remain
with us; for we cannot allow any one who knows our
secret to leave us. You shall be treated well, and
shall accompany us in our expeditions; and if your
conduct merits it, you shall in time be made full
members."</p>
<p>Bitterly the Stranger now regretted his unfortunate
position. He strode up and down one side of the cave,
vowing inwardly that never again would he allow himself
to be led by a Hermit's Pupil. That individual,
however, was in a state of high delight. He ran
about from box to bale, looking at the rare treasures
which some of the robbers showed him.</p>
<p>The two captives were fed and lodged very well;
and the next day the Captain called them and the
band together, and addressed them.</p>
<p>"We are now twenty-nine in number," he said;
"twenty-seven full members, and two on probation.
To-night we are about to undertake a very important
expedition, in which we shall all join. We shall fasten
up the door of the cave, and at the proper time I shall
tell you to what place we are going."</p>
<p>An hour or two before midnight the band set out,
accompanied by the Stranger and the Hermit's Pupil;
and when they had gone some miles the Captain halted
them to inform them of the object of the expedition.
"We are going," he said, "to rob the Queen's
museum. It is the most important business we have
ever undertaken."</p>
<p>At these words the Stranger stepped forward and
made a protest. "I left the city yesterday," he said,
"commissioned by the Queen to obtain one or more
objects of interest for her museum; and to return now
to rob an institution which I have promised to enrich
will be simply impossible."</p>
<p>"You are right," said the Captain, after a moment's
reflection, "such an action would be highly dishonorable
on your part. If you will give me your word of
honor that you will remain by this stone until our
return, the expedition will proceed without you."</p>
<p>The Stranger gave his word, and having been left
sitting upon the stone, soon dropped asleep, and so
remained until he was awakened by the return of the
band, a little before daylight. They came slowly toiling
along, each man carrying an enormous bundle
upon his back. Near the end of the line was the
Hermit's Pupil, bearing a load as heavy as any of
the others. The Stranger offered to relieve him for a
time of his burden, but the Pupil would not allow it.</p>
<p>"I don't wish these men to think I can't do as much
as they can," he said. "You ought to have been
along. We had a fine time! We swept that museum
clean, I tell you! We didn't leave a thing on a shelf
or in a case."</p>
<p>"What sort of things are they," asked the
Stranger.</p>
<p>"I don't know," replied the Pupil, "we didn't
have any light for fear people would notice it, but the
moon shone in bright enough for us to see all the
shelves and the cases; and our orders were not to try
and examine any thing, but to take all that was there.
The cases had great cloth covers on them, and we
spread these on the floor and made bundles of the
curiosities. We are going to examine them carefully
as soon as we get to the den."</p>
<p>It was broad daylight when the robbers reached their
cave. The bundles were laid in a great circle on the
floor, and, at a given signal, they were opened. For
a moment each robber gazed blankly at the contents
of his bundle, and then they all began to fumble and
search among the piles of articles upon the cloths; but
after a few minutes, they arose, looking blanker and
more disappointed than before.</p>
<p>"So far as I can see," said the Captain, "there is
nothing in the whole collection that I care for. I do
not like a thing here!"</p>
<p>"Nor I!" "Nor I!" "Nor I!" cried each one
of his band.</p>
<p>"I suppose," said the Captain, after musing for
a moment, "that as these things are of no use to us,
we are bound in honor to take them back."</p>
<p>"Hold!" said the Stranger, stepping forward; "do
not be in too great a hurry to do that." He then told
the Captain of the state of affairs in the city, and
explained in full the nature of the expedition he had
undertaken for the Queen. "I think it would be
better," he said, "if these things were not taken back
for the present. If you have a safe place where you
can put them, I will in due time tell the Queen where
they are, and if she chooses she can send for them."</p>
<p>"Good!" said the Captain, "it is but right that
she should bear part of the labor of transportation.
There is a disused cave, a mile or so away, and we
will tie up these bundles and carry them there; and
then we shall leave the matter to you. We take no
further interest in it. And if you have given your
parole to the Queen to return in a week," the Captain
further continued, "of course you'll have to keep it.
Did you give your parole also?" he asked, turning to
the Pupil.</p>
<p>"Oh, no!" cried that youth; "there was no time
fixed for my return. And I am sure that I like a
robber's life much better than that of a hermit. There
is ever so much more spice and dash in it."</p>
<p>"The Stranger was then told that if he would promise
not to betray the robbers he might depart. He
gave the promise; but added sadly that he had lost so
much time that he was afraid he would not now be able
to attain the object of his search and return within the
week.</p>
<p>"If that is the case," said the Captain, "we will
gladly assist you." "Comrades!" he cried, addressing
his band, "after stowing this useless booty in the
disused cave, and taking some rest and refreshment,
we will set out again, and the object of our expedition
shall be to obtain something for the Queen's museum
which will interest every one."</p>
<p>Shortly after midnight the robbers set out, accompanied
by the Stranger and the Pupil. When they
had walked about an hour, the Captain, as was his
custom, brought them to a halt that he might tell
them where they were going. "I have concluded,"
said he, "that no place is so likely to contain what we
are looking for as the castle of the great magician,
Alfrarmedj. We will, therefore, proceed thither, and
sack the castle."</p>
<p>"Will there not be great danger in attacking the
castle of a magician?" asked the Stranger in somewhat
anxious tones.</p>
<p>"Of course there will be," said the Captain, "but
we are not such cowards as to hesitate on account of
danger. Forward, my men!" And on they all
marched.</p>
<p>When they reached the magician's castle, the order
was given to scale the outer wall. This the robbers
did with great agility, and the Hermit's Pupil was
among the first to surmount it. But the Stranger was
not used to climbing, and he had to be assisted over
the wall. Inside the great court-yard they perceived
numbers of Weirds—strange shadowy creatures who
gathered silently around them; but not in the least
appalled, the robbers formed into a body, and marched
into the castle, the door of which stood open. They
now entered a great hall, having at one end a doorway
before which hung a curtain. Following their Captain,
the robbers approached this curtain, and pushing it
aside, entered the room beyond. There, behind a
large table, sat the great magician, Alfrarmedj, busy
over his mystic studies, which he generally pursued in
the dead hours of the night. Drawing their swords,
the robbers rushed upon him.</p>
<p>"Surrender!" cried the Captain, "and deliver to
us the treasures of your castle."</p>
<p>The old magician raised his head from his book,
and, pushing up his spectacles from his forehead,
looked at them mildly, and said:</p>
<p>"Freeze!"</p>
<p>Instantly, they all froze as hard as ice, each man
remaining in the position in which he was when the
magical word was uttered. With uplifted swords and
glaring eyes they stood, rigid and stiff, before the
magician. After calmly surveying the group, the old
man said:</p>
<p>"I see among you one who has an intelligent brow
and truthful expression. His head may thaw sufficiently
for him to tell me what means this untimely
intrusion upon my studies."</p>
<p>The Stranger now felt his head begin to thaw, and
in a few moments he was able to speak. He then
told the magician about the Queen's museum, and how
it had happened that he had come there with the robbers.</p>
<p>"Your motive is a good one," said the magician,
"though your actions are somewhat erratic; and I do
not mind helping you to find what you wish. In what
class of objects do the people of the city take the
most interest?"</p>
<p>"Truly I do not know," said the Stranger.</p>
<p>"This is indeed surprising!" exclaimed Alfrarmedj.
"How can you expect to obtain that which
will interest every one, when you do not know what it
is in which every one takes an interest? Go, find out
this, and then return to me, and I will see what can be
done."</p>
<p>The magician then summoned his Weirds and ordered
them to carry the frozen visitors outside the castle
walls. Each one of the rigid figures was taken up by
two Weirds, who carried him out and stood him up
in the road outside the castle. When all had been
properly set up, with the captain at their head, the
gates were shut, and the magician still sitting at his
table, uttered the word, "Thaw!"</p>
<p>Instantly, the whole band thawed and marched
away. At daybreak they halted, and considered how
they should find out what all the people in the city took
an interest in.</p>
<p>"One thing is certain," cried the Hermit's Pupil,
"whatever it is, it isn't the same thing."</p>
<p>"Your remark is not well put together," said the
Stranger, "but I see the force of it. It is true that
different people like different things. But how shall
we find out what the different people like?"</p>
<p>"By asking them," said the Pupil.</p>
<p>"Good!" cried the Captain, who preferred action
to words. "This night we will ask them."
He then drew upon the sand a plan of the city,—(with
which he was quite familiar, having carefully
robbed it for many years,)—and divided it into
twenty-eight sections, each one of which was assigned
to a man. "I omit you," the Captain said to the
Stranger, "because I find that you are not expert
at climbing." He then announced that at night the
band would visit the city, and that each man should
enter the houses in his district, and ask the people
what it was in which they took the greatest interest.</p>
<p>They then proceeded to the cave for rest and
refreshment; and a little before midnight they entered
the city, and each member of the band, including the
Hermit's Pupil, proceeded to attend to the business
assigned to him. It was ordered that no one should
disturb the Queen, for they knew that what she took
most interest in was the museum. During the night
nearly every person in the town was aroused by a
black-bearded robber, who had climbed into one of the
windows of the house, and who, instead of demanding
money and jewels, simply asked what it was in which
that person took the greatest interest. Upon receiving
an answer, the robber repeated it until he had
learned it by heart, and then went to the next house.
As so many of the citizens were confined in prisons,
which the robbers easily entered, they transacted the
business in much less time than they would otherwise
have required.</p>
<p>The Hermit's Pupil was very active, climbing into
and out of houses with great agility. He obtained his
answers quite as easily as did the others, but whenever
he left a house there was a shade of disappointment
upon his features. Among the last places that he
visited was a room in which two boys were sleeping.
He awoke them and asked the usual question. While
they were trembling in their bed, not knowing what to
answer, the Pupil drew his sword and exclaimed:
"Come, now, no prevarication; you know it's fishing-tackle.
Speak out!" Each of the boys then promptly
declared it was fishing-tackle, and the pupil left, greatly
gratified. "I was very much afraid," he said to himself,
"that not a person in my district would say fishing-tackle;
and I am glad to think that there were two
boys who had sense enough to like something that is
really interesting."</p>
<p>It was nearly daylight when the work was finished;
and then the band gathered together in an appointed
place on the outside of the city, where the Stranger
awaited them. Each of the men had an excellent
memory, which was necessary in their profession, and
they repeated to the Stranger all the objects and subjects
that had been mentioned to them, and he wrote
them down upon tablets.</p>
<p>The next night, accompanied by the band, he proceeded
to the castle of the magician, the great gate of
which was silently opened for them by the Weirds.
When they were ushered into the magician's room,
Alfrarmedj took the tablets from the Stranger and examined
them carefully.</p>
<p>"All these things should make a very complete
collection," he said, "and I think I have specimens
of the various objects in my interminable vaults."
He then called his Weirds and, giving one of them
the tablets, told him to go with his companions into the
vaults and gather enough of the things therein mentioned
to fill a large museum. In half an hour the
Weirds returned and announced that the articles were
ready in the great court-yard.</p>
<p>"Go, then," said the magician, "and assist these
men to carry them to the Queen's museum."</p>
<p>The Stranger then heartily thanked Alfrarmedj for
the assistance he had given; and the band, accompanied
by a number of Weirds, proceeded to carry the
objects of interest to the Queen's museum. It was
a strange procession. Half a dozen Weirds carried a
stuffed mammoth, followed by others bearing the skeleton
of a whale, while the robbers and the rest of their
queer helpers were loaded with every thing relating to
history, science, and art which ought to be in a really
good museum. When the whole collection had been
put in place upon the floors, the shelves, and in the
cases, it was nearly morning. The robbers, with the
Hermit's Pupil, retired to the cave; the Weirds disappeared;
while the Stranger betook himself to the
Queen's palace, where, as soon as the proper hour
arrived, he requested an audience.</p>
<p>When he saw the Queen, he perceived that she was
very pale and that her cheeks bore traces of recent
tears. "You are back in good time," she said to
him, "but it makes very little difference whether you
have succeeded in your mission or not. There is no
longer any museum. There has been a great robbery,
and the thieves have carried off the whole of the vast
and valuable collection which I have been so long in
making."</p>
<p>"I know of that affair," said the Stranger, "and
I have already placed in your museum-building the
collection which I have obtained. If your Majesty
pleases, I shall be glad to have you look at it. It may,
in some degree, compensate for that which has been
stolen."</p>
<p>"Compensate!" cried the Queen. "Nothing can
compensate for it; I do not even wish to see what you
have brought."</p>
<p>"Be that as your Majesty pleases," said the Stranger;
"but I will be so bold as to say that I have great
hopes that the collection which I have obtained will
interest the people. Will your Majesty graciously
allow them to see it?"</p>
<p>"I have no objection to that," said the Queen;
"and indeed I shall be very glad if they can be
made to be interested in the museum. I will give
orders that the prisons be opened, so that everybody
can go to see what you have brought; and those who
shall be interested in it may return to their homes. I
did not release my obstinate subjects when the museum
was robbed, because their fault then was just as great
as it was before; and it would not be right that they
should profit by my loss."</p>
<p>The Queen's proclamation was made, and for several
days the museum was crowded with people moving
from morning till night through the vast collection of
stuffed animals, birds, and fishes; rare and brilliant
insects; mineral and vegetable curiosities; beautiful
works of art; and all the strange, valuable, and instructive
objects which had been brought from the
interminable vaults of the magician Alfrarmedj. The
Queen's officers, who had been sent to observe whether
or not the people were interested, were in no doubt
upon this point. Every eye sparkled with delight,
for every one found something which was the very
thing he wished to see; and in the throng was the
Hermit's Pupil, standing in rapt ecstasy before a large
case containing all sorts of fishing-tackle, from the
smallest hooks for little minnows to the great irons
and spears used in capturing whales.</p>
<p>No one went back to prison, and the city was full
of re-united households and happy homes. On the
morning of the fourth day, a grand procession of
citizens came to the palace to express to the Queen
their delight and appreciation of her museum. The
great happiness of her subjects could but please the
Queen. She called the Stranger to her, and said to
him:</p>
<p>"Tell me how you came to know what it was that
would interest my people."</p>
<p>"I asked them," said the Stranger. "That is to
say, I arranged that they should be asked."</p>
<p>"That was well done," said the Queen; "but it is
a great pity that my long labors in their behalf should
have been lost. For many years I have been a collector
of button-holes; and there was nothing valuable
or rare in the line of my studies of which I had not
an original specimen or a facsimile. My agents
brought me from foreign lands, even from the most
distant islands of the sea, button-holes of every kind;
in silk, in wool, in cloth of gold, in every imaginable
material, and of those which could not be obtained
careful copies were made. There was not a duplicate
specimen in the whole collection; only one of each
kind; nothing repeated. Never before was there such
a museum. With all my power I strove to educate my
people up to an appreciation of button-holes; but,
with the exception of a few tailors and seamstresses,
nobody took the slightest interest in what I had provided
for their benefit. I am glad that my people are
happy, but I cannot restrain a sigh for the failure of
my efforts."</p>
<p>"The longer your Majesty lives," said the Stranger,
"the better you will understand that we cannot make
other people like a thing simply because we like it
ourselves."</p>
<p>"Stranger," said the Queen, gazing upon him with
admiration, "are you a king in disguise?"</p>
<p>"I am," he replied.</p>
<p>"I thought I perceived it," said the Queen, "and
I wish to add that I believe you are far better able to
govern this kingdom than I am. If you choose I will
resign it to you."</p>
<p>"Not so, your majesty," said the other; "I would
not deprive you of your royal position, but I should
be happy to share it with you."</p>
<p>"That will answer very well," said the Queen.
And turning to an attendant, she gave orders that
preparations should be made for their marriage on the
following day.</p>
<p>After the royal wedding, which was celebrated with
great pomp and grandeur, the Queen paid a visit to
the museum, and, much to her surprise, was greatly
delighted and interested. The King then informed
her that he happened to know where the robbers had
stored her collection, which they could not sell or
make use of, and if she wished, he would regain the
collection and erect a building for its reception.</p>
<p>"We will not do that at present," said the
Queen. "When I shall have thoroughly examined
and studied all these objects, most of which are entirely
new to me, we will decide about the button-holes."</p>
<p>The Hermit's Pupil did not return to his cave. He
was greatly delighted with the spice and dash of a
robber's life, so different from that of a hermit; and
he determined, if possible, to change his business and
enter the band. He had a conversation with the
Captain on the subject, and that individual encouraged
him in his purpose.</p>
<p>"I am tired," the Captain said, "of a robber's life.
I have stolen so much, that I cannot use what I
have. I take no further interest in accumulating spoils.
The quiet of a hermit's life attracts me; and, if you
like we will change places. I will become the pupil of
your old master, and you shall be the captain of my
band."</p>
<p>The change was made. The Captain retired to the
cave of the Hermit's Pupil, while the latter, with the
hearty consent of all the men, took command of
the band of robbers.</p>
<p>When the King heard of this change, he was not
at all pleased, and he sent for the ex-pupil.</p>
<p>"I am willing to reward you," he said, "for
assisting me in my recent undertaking; but I cannot
allow you to lead a band of robbers in my dominions."</p>
<p>A dark shade of disappointment passed over the
ex-pupil's features, and his face lengthened visibly.</p>
<p>"It is too bad," he said, "to be thus cut short at
the very outset of a brilliant career. I'll tell you
what I'll do," he added suddenly, his face brightening,
"if you'll let me keep on in my new profession, I'll
promise to do nothing but rob robbers."</p>
<p>"Very well," said the King, "if you will confine
yourself to that, you may retain your position."</p>
<p>The members of the band were perfectly willing to
rob in the new way, for it seemed quite novel and
exciting to them. The first place they robbed was
their own cave, and as they all had excellent memories,
they knew from whom the various goods had been
stolen, and every thing was returned to its proper
owner. The ex-pupil then led his band against the
other dens of robbers in the kingdom, and his movements
were conducted with such dash and vigor that
the various hordes scattered in every direction, while
the treasures in their dens were returned to the owners,
or, if these could not be found, were given to the
poor. In a short time every robber, except those led
by the ex-pupil, had gone into some other business;
and the victorious youth led his band into other
kingdoms to continue the great work of robbing
robbers.</p>
<p>The Queen never sent for the collection of curiosities
which the robbers had stolen from her. She was
so much interested in the new museum that she continually
postponed the re-establishment of her old one;
and, as far as can be known, the button-holes are still
in the cave where the robbers shut them up.</p>
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