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<h3>BY ARTEMUS WARD</h3>
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<span class="i0">Uncle Simon he<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Clumb up a tree<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To see<br/></span>
<span class="i0">What he could see,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When presentlee<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Uncle Jim<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Clumb up beside of him<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And squatted down by he.<br/></span>
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