<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_NINETEEN" id="CHAPTER_NINETEEN"></SPAN>CHAPTER NINETEEN</h2>
<h3>SHRIMPLIN TO THE RESCUE</h3>
<p>Beyond the flats and the railroad tracks and over across the new
high, iron bridge, was a low-lying region much affected by the
drivers of dump-carts, whose activity was visibly attested by the
cinders, the ashes, the tin cans, the staved-in barrels and the
lidless boxes that everywhere met the eye.</p>
<p>On the verge of this waste, which civilization had builded and
shaped with its discarded odds and ends, were the meager beginnings
of a poor suburb. Here an enterprising landlord had erected a
solitary row of slab-sided dwellings of a uniform ugliness; and had
given to each a single coat of yellow paint of such exceeding
thinness, that it was possible to determine by the whiter daubs of
putty showing through, just where every nail had been driven.</p>
<p>Only the very poorest or the most shiftless of Mount Hope's
population found a refuge in this quarter. The Montgomerys being
strictly eligible, it was but natural that Joe should have taken up
his abode here on the day the first of the eight houses had been
finished. Joe was burdened by no troublesome convictions touching
the advantages of a gravelly soil or a southern exposure, and the
word sanitation had it been spoken in his presence would have
conveyed no meaning to his mind. He had never heard of germs, and
he had as little prejudice concerning stagnant water as he had
predilection for clear water. He knew in a general way that all
water was wet, but further than this he gave the element no
thought.</p>
<p>Thus it came about that his was the very oldest family seated in
this delectable spot. The young Montgomerys could with perfect
propriety claim precedence at all the stagnant pools that offered
superior advantages as yielding a rich harvest of tadpoles. While
the mature intelligence might have considered these miniature lakes
as highly undesirable, the young Montgomerys were not unmindful of
their blessings. As babies, clothed in shapeless garments, they
launched upon the green slime their tiny fleet of chips, and, grown
a little older, it was here they waded in the happy summer days.
The very dump-carts came and went like perpetual argosies, bringing
riches—discarded furniture and cast-off clothing—to
their very door.</p>
<p>In merciful defiance of those hidden perils that lurk where
sanitation and hygiene are unpractised sciences, Joe's numerous
family throve and multiplied. The baby carriage which had held his
firstborn,—Arthur, now aged fourteen,—was still in use,
the luster of its paint much dimmed and its upholstery but a
memory. It had trundled a succession of little Montgomerys among
the cinder piles; indeed, it was almost a feature of the landscape,
for Joe's family was his chiefest contribution to the wealth of his
country.</p>
<p>There had been periods varying from a few days to a few weeks
when the Montgomerys were sole tenants of that row of slab-sided
houses; their poverty being a fixed condition, they were merely
sometimes poorer. No transient gleam of a larger prosperity had
ever illuminated the horizon of their lives, and they had never
been tempted to move to other parts of the town where the ground
and the rents were higher.</p>
<p>Residents of this locality, not being burdened with any means of
locomotion beyond their own legs, usually came and went by way of
the high iron bridge; their legal right of way however was by a
neglected thoroughfare that had ambitiously set out to be a street,
but having failed of its intention, presently dwindled to a
pleasant country road which not far beyond crossed the river by the
old wooden bridge below the depot.</p>
<p>It was the iron bridge which Mrs. Montgomery, escorted by the
daring Shrimplin, had crossed that fateful night of her interview
with Judge Langham, and it was toward it that her glance was turned
for many days after in the hope that she might see Joe's bulk of
bone and muscle as he slouched in the direction of the home and
family he had so wanted only forsaken. But a veil of mystery
obscured every fact that bore on the handy-man's disappearance; no
eye penetrated it, no hand lifted it.</p>
<p>Soon after Montgomery's disappearance his deserted wife fell
upon evil times indeed. In spite of her bravest efforts the rent
fell hopelessly in arrears. For a time her pride kept her away from
the Shrimplins, who might have helped her. To go to the little
lamplighter's was to hear bitter truths about her husband; Mr.
Shrimplin's denunciations were especially fierce and scathing, for
here he felt that righteousness was all on his side and that in
abusing the absconding Joe he was performing a moral act.</p>
<p>But at last Nellie's fortunes reached a crisis. An obdurate
landlord set her few poor belongings in the gutter. Even in the
most prosperous days their roof-tree had flourished but
precariously and now it was down and level with the dust; seeing
which Mrs. Montgomery placed her youngest in the ancient vehicle
which had trundled all that generation of Montgomerys, drew her
apron before her eyes and wept. But quickly rallying to the need
for immediate action she swallowed her pride and sent Arthur in
quest of his uncle, who was well fitted by sobriety, industry and
thrift, to cope with such a crisis.</p>
<p>Mr. Shrimplin's only weaknesses were such as spring from an
eager childlike vanity, and a nature as shy as a fawn's of whatever
held even a suggestion of danger. To Custer he could brag of crimes
he had never committed, but an unpaid butcher's bill would have
robbed him of his sleep; also he wore a very tender heart in his
narrow chest, though he did his best to hide it by assuming a bold
and hardy air and by garnishing his conversation with what he
counted the very flower of a brutal worldly cynicism.</p>
<p>Thus it was that when Arthur had found his uncle and had stated
his case, Mr. Shrimplin instantly summoned to his aid all his
redoubtable powers of speech and fell to cursing the recreant
husband and father. Having eased himself in this manner, and not
wishing Arthur to be entirely unmindful of his vast superiority, he
called the boy's attention to the undeniable fact that he,
Shrimplin, could have been kicked out of doors and Joe Montgomery
would not have lifted a hand to save him. Yet all this while the
little lamplighter, with the boy at his heels, was moving rapidly
across the flats.</p>
<p>From the town end of the bridge, youthful eyes had descried his
coming and the word was quickly passed that the uncle of all the
little Montgomerys was approaching, presumably with philanthropic
intent. This rumor instantly stimulated an interest on the part of
the adult population, an interest which had somewhat languished
owing to the incapacity of human nature to sustain an emotional
climax for any considerable length of time. Untidy women and
idle-looking men with the rust of inaction consuming them, quickly
appeared on the scene, and when the little lamplighter descended
from the railway tracks it was to be greeted with something like an
ovation at the hands of his sister-in-law's neighbors.</p>
<p>His ears caught the murmur of approval that passed from lip to
lip and out of the very tail of his bleached eyes he noted the
expression of satisfaction that was on every face. Even the
previously obdurate landlord met him with words of apology and
conciliation. It was a happy moment for Mr. Shrimplin, but not by
so much as the flicker of an eyelash did he betray that this was
so. He had considered himself such a public character since the
night of the McBride murder that he now deemed it incumbent to
preserve a stoic manner; the admiration of his fellows could win
nothing from the sternness of his nature, so he ignored the
neighbors, while he was barely civil to the landlord. The big roll
of bills which, with something of a flourish, he produced from the
pocket of his greasy overalls, settled the rent, and the neighbors
noted with bated breath that the size of this roll was not
perceptibly diminished by the transaction.</p>
<p>Presently Mr. Shrimplin found himself standing alone with
Nellie; the landlord had departed with his money, while the
neighbors, having devoted the greater part of the day to a
sympathetic interest in Mrs. Montgomery's fortunes, now had leisure
for their own affairs.</p>
<p>"Why didn't you send for me sooner?" demanded the little man
with some asperity. "No sense in having your things put out like
this when you only got to put them back again!"</p>
<p>"If Joe was only here this would never have happened!" said Mrs.
Montgomery, giving way to copious tears.</p>
<p>But Mr. Shrimplin seemed not so sure of this. The settling of
the handy-man's difficulties had been one of the few extravagances
he had permitted himself. His glance now fell on the small occupant
of the decrepit baby carriage, and he gave a start of
astonishment.</p>
<p>"Lord!" he ejaculated, pointing to the child. "You don't mean to
tell me that's yours, too?"</p>
<p>"Three weeks next Sunday," said Mrs. Montgomery.</p>
<p>"Another one,—well, I don't wonder you've kept still about
it! What's the use of bringing children into the world when you
can't half take care of 'em?"</p>
<p>"I didn't keep still about it,—only I had so much to worry
me!" said Nellie, with a shadowy sort of resentment at the little
lamplighter's words and manner.</p>
<p>"It's a nice-looking baby!" admitted Mr. Shrimplin,
relenting.</p>
<p>"It's a boy, see—he's got his father's eyes and
nose—"</p>
<p>"I don't know about the eyes, but the nose is a durn sight
whiter than Joe's! Maybe, though, when it's Joe's age it will use
the same brand of paint."</p>
<p>"What you got it in for Joe for? He never done nothing to you!"
said Joe's wife, with palpable offense.</p>
<p>"He ought to be stood up and lammed over the head with a club!"
observed Mr. Shrimplin, with considerable acrimony of tone. "You'd
have thought that being a witness would have made a man out of Joe
if anything would,—and how does he act? Why, he lights out;
he gets to be good for something beside soaking up whisky and
spoiling his insides, and he skips the town; now if that ain't a
devil of a way for him to act, I'd like to know what you call
it!"</p>
<p>"He was a good man—" declared Mrs. Montgomery with
conviction. "A good man, but unfortunate!"</p>
<p>"Well, if he suits you, Nellie—"</p>
<p>"He does!"</p>
<p>"I'm glad of it," retorted Mr. Shrimplin, taking a chew of
tobacco. "For I don't reckon he'd ever suit any one else!"</p>
<p>"You and none of my family never liked Joe!" said Mrs.
Montgomery.</p>
<p>"Well, why should we?" demanded Mr. Shrimplin impatiently.</p>
<p>"Your wife,—my own sister, too,—said he should never
darken her door, and he was that proud he never did! You couldn't
have dragged him there!" said Mrs. Montgomery, and the ready tears
dimmed her eyes.</p>
<p>"And you couldn't have dragged him away quick enough if he had
a-come! Now don't you get tearful over Joe, you can't call him no
prodigal; his veal's tough old beef by this time! But I never had
nothing in particular against him more than I thought he ought to
be kicked clean off the face of the earth!" said Mr. Shrimplin,
rolling his drooping flaxen mustache fiercely between his stubby
thumb and its neighboring forefinger.</p>
<p>Such personal relations as the little lamplighter had sustained
with the handy-man had invariably been of the most friendly and
pacific description. Esteeming Joe a gentleman of uncertain habits,
and of criminal instincts that might at any moment be translated
into vigorous action, Mr. Shrimplin had always been at much pains
to placate him. In the heat of the moment, however, all this was
forgotten, and Mr. Shrimplin's love of decency and rectitude
promptly asserted itself.</p>
<p>"It's easy enough to pick flaws in a popular good-looking man
like Joe!" said Mrs. Montgomery, with whom time and absence had
been at work, also, and to such an extent that the first dim glint
of a halo was beginning to fix itself about the curly red head of
her delinquent spouse.</p>
<p>"And a whole lot of good them good looks of his has done you,
Nellie," rejoined Mr. Shrimplin, with a little cackle of mirth.</p>
<p>"He never even seen his youngest!" said Mrs. Montgomery, giving
completely away to tears at this moving thought of the handy-man's
deprivation.</p>
<p>"I reckon he could even stand that," observed Mr. Shrimplin
unfeelingly. "I bet he never knowed 'em apart."</p>
<p>"Why he was just wrapped up in them and me,—just wrapped
up!" cried Mrs. Montgomery.</p>
<p>"Well, he had a blame curious way of showing it; no one would
ever have suspected it of him!" said Mr. Shrimplin.</p>
<p>"I guess this wouldn't have happened if his own folks had had
more faith in Joe, that's what wore on him,—I seen it wear on
him!" declared Mrs. Montgomery, in a tone of melancholy
conviction.</p>
<p>"In the main I'm a truthful man, Nellie,—I wish to be
anyhow; and I'll tell you honest I was never able to see much in
Joe aside from his good looks, which I know he had, now that you
call them to mind. No,—I think a coat of tar and feathers
would be about the thing for Joe; he's the sort of bird to wear
that kind of plumage. My opinion is that you've seen the last of
him; no sense in your thinking otherwise, because you're just
leaving yourself open to disappointment!"</p>
<p>Yet Mr. Shrimplin remained to reinstate Mrs. Montgomery in her
home. It was his expert hands that set up the cracked and rusted
kitchen stove, and arranged the scanty and battered furniture in
the several rooms. Nor was he satisfied to do merely this, for he
presently despatched Arthur into town after an excellent assortment
of groceries. All the while, however, he neglected no opportunity
to elaborate for Nellie's benefit his opinions concerning the
handy-man's utter worthlessness. At length this good Samaritan
paused from his labors, and regaling himself with a fresh chew of
tobacco and a parting gibe at Joe, set briskly off for his own
home.</p>
<p>The street lamps demanded his immediate attention, and it was
not until his day's work was finished that he found opportunity to
tell Mrs. Shrimplin of these straits to which Nellie had been
reduced. He concluded by reiterating his opinion that her sister
had seen the last of Joe.</p>
<p>"I don't know why you say that!" was Mrs. Shrimplin's unexpected
rejoinder.</p>
<p>"Ain't I got mighty good reason to say it?" asked her husband.
"Don't you know, and ain't every one always said Joe was just too
low to live? I'd like to know if it wasn't you said he should never
set his foot inside your door?"</p>
<p>"I might say it again, and then I mightn't," rejoined Mrs.
Shrimplin, with aggravating composure.</p>
<p>Two days later when the Shrimplins were at breakfast Mrs.
Montgomery walked in on them. Her face was streaked with the traces
of recent tears, but there was the light of happy vindication in
her eyes, and a soiled and crumpled letter in her hand.</p>
<p>"Mercy, Nellie!" exclaimed her sister. "What's the matter
now?"</p>
<p>"Matter? Why, I'm so happy I just don't know what to do! I've
heard from my Joe!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Shrimplin rested her hands on her hips and surveyed Nellie
with eyes that seemed to hold pity and contempt in about equal
proportion.</p>
<p>"You've heard from Joe! Well, if he was my husband he'd have
heard from me long ago!" she said.</p>
<p>And it occurred to Mr. Shrimplin that his wife was wonderfully
consistent in her inconsistencies.</p>
<p>"Well, and what have <i>you</i> got against Joe?" demanded Mrs.
Montgomery with ready anger.</p>
<p>"She ain't got nothing new, Nellie!" said Mr. Shrimplin,
desirous of preserving the peace.</p>
<p>"Well, she's mighty quick to misjudge him! Look!" and she drew
from the envelope she held in her hand a dirty greenback. "He's
sent me twenty dollars—my man has! Does that look like he'd
forgotten me or his children?" protested Nellie, in a voice of
happy triumph.</p>
<p>"I'll bet it's counterfeit; I'd go slow on trying to pass it,"
said Mr. Shrimplin when he had somewhat recovered from the shock of
the sudden announcement.</p>
<p>It was plain that Nellie had never thought of any such
possibility as this, for the light died out of her eyes.</p>
<p>"How can I find out whether it's good or not?" she faltered.</p>
<p>"Let me look at it!" said Mr. Shrimplin.</p>
<p>Mrs. Montgomery placed the bill in his hands. Her face was keen
and pinched with anxiety as she awaited the little man's
verdict.</p>
<p>"It's genu-ine all right," he at length admitted grudgingly.</p>
<p>"I knew it was!" cried Nellie, her miserable suspicions put at
rest.</p>
<p>"Well, you'd better spend it quick and get some good of it
before old Joe comes back and wants the change!" advised Mr.
Shrimplin.</p>
<p>"What does he say?" questioned Mrs. Shrimplin.</p>
<p>"He don't say a word, there was nothing but the bill."</p>
<p>"Well, maybe it wasn't Joe sent it after all!" said the little
lamplighter.</p>
<p>"The writing on the envelope's his, I'd know it anywhere. I
guess he couldn't trust himself to write; but he'll come back, my
man will! Maybe he's on his way now!" exclaimed Nellie.</p>
<p>"Ain't there no postmark?" asked Mrs. Shrimplin.</p>
<p>"Why, I never thought to look!"</p>
<p>But Nellie's face fell when she did look.</p>
<p>"It was mailed at Denver!" she said, in an awe-struck voice.</p>
<p>Her man seemed at the very ends of the earth, and his return
became a doubtful thing.</p>
<p>"Well, I wouldn't talk about this to the police or anybody; they
ain't been able to find Joe, and I wouldn't be the one to tell them
where he's at!" advised Mr. Shrimplin.</p>
<p>"They've stopped coming to the house," said Nellie.</p>
<p>But she looked inquiringly at Mr. Shrimplin. Where the police
were concerned she had faith in his masculine understanding; Joe
had always seemed to know a great deal about the police, she
remembered.</p>
<p>"I reckon old Joe had his own reasons for skipping out, and they
must have looked good to him. No, I can't see that you are bound to
help the police; the police ain't helped you." And Mr. Shrimplin
returned to the scrutiny of the bill in his hand.</p>
<p>That was the profound mystery. No one knew better than he that
Joe was not given to such prodigal generosity; neither were
twenty-dollar bills frequent with him.</p>
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