<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVII</h2>
<p>One bright morning in May a slim, straight youth, slightly bearded,
dressed in a green suit, with bow unstrung, and a fresh color blowing on
his cheeks, came out of the wood upon the highroad by Copmanhurst.</p>
<p>He stood erect, quietly alert, and with his brown eyes watchful of the
road. He then moved softly along the road until he came to where but
last year the brook had sprawled and scrambled across it. Now a fine
stone bridge had been built, at the word of Prince John, who had
complained much at having wetted his feet when he had passed by St.
Dunstan's shrine eight months agone.</p>
<p>The stranger smiled as he looked at the bridge, half sadly, half in
reverie. He paused to admire the neat work; then slowly walked over the
bridge still thinking deeply. Suddenly he plumped himself right into the
arms of a tall, ungainly man, who had crossed from the other side.</p>
<p>The youth sprang back; then planted his lithe body exactly in the center
of the bridge.</p>
<p>"Give way, fellow," roared the other, instantly. "Make room for your
betters, or I will throw you into the brook!"</p>
<p>The younger man laughed. "I know this little stream right well, friend.
Therefore I have no need to make that closer acquaintance of it which
you promise."</p>
<p>"You may be acquainted and yet make better acquaintance," returned his
big opponent, stirring not an inch. "This bridge is too narrow for us
both. One must go back."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_176" id="Page_176"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Go back then, friend, by all means. I will not stay you."</p>
<p>"Now will I trounce you right well, stripling," cried the tall man,
grasping his cudgel. He made a pass or two with it about the head of the
youth.</p>
<p>The latter jumped back and fitted an arrow to his bow.</p>
<p>"Nay, by my body, but this is ungenerous of you, forester," cried the
tall man. "I have only a stick and you have a bow! If we are to fight,
surely you might fight fairly."</p>
<p>Again the youth laughed brightly. "Nay, by my inches, friend," replied
he, "but how can we fight fairly with staves when you are so much the
bigger?"</p>
<p>"Cut yourself a longer cudgel, friend," retorted the big fellow.</p>
<p>The youth threw down his bow, and, opening a knife which hung at his
waist, went forthwith towards the nearest bush. He cut himself a stout
ash staff and fell to trimming it deftly.</p>
<p>When it was complete he came coolly up to his foe.</p>
<p>"Make ready, friend," said he, giving his cudgel a twirl. "Now take tune
from me. One, two——"</p>
<p>"Three!" roared the giant, smiting at him instantly.</p>
<p>The fight was a long one, for the youth had such skill and so ready a
guard that the other but wasted his anger on him. This "stripling"
jumped from one side to the other so lightly and unexpectedly, and
parried each thrust so surely, that presently the giant relaxed a little
from the fury of his onslaught. Then the youth ran in and gave him such
a crack as to make the welkin ring.</p>
<p>"By my life, but you can hit hard!" cried the giant, dropping his stick
that he might rub his pate. "For so small a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_177" id="Page_177"></SPAN></span> man that was a right hearty
blow." He picked up his stick again. "Fall to, spitfire. I am ready!"</p>
<p>They sparred for a minute longer, and then the giant had his chance. He
caught the jumping youth so sound a thwack as to send him flying over
the low parapet of the bridge far into the bubbling brook. "How now,
spitfire? Have you had enough?"</p>
<p>"Marry, that have I," spluttered his antagonist, trying to scramble out
of the rushing water. Then he became dizzy again, and fell back with a
little cry.</p>
<p>The big man vaulted down to his help, and plucked his foe to the bank.
There he laid him down on the grassy sward and fell to bathing his brows
with handfuls of fresh water till the youth opened his eyes again.</p>
<p>"Friend," said the stripling, gravely, sitting up, "you dealt me that
blow most skilfully. Tell me your name."</p>
<p>"Why," said the giant, a little awkwardly, "as for the blow, 'twas but
an under-cut that I know well. My name is John Little Nailor."</p>
<p>"You are anything but little, friend," answered the youth, struggling to
his feet. "And now I will give you my name also." He put a horn to his
lips at this and blew a strange, shrill note.</p>
<p>Forthwith the greenwood was alive with men, all dressed in grass-colored
clothes like the youth's. They swarmed about him, full two score and ten
of them. One of them, a little man, having eyed the stranger askance,
gave a signal to the others to seize him; but the youth forbade this.
"The fight was a fair one, friends, and the right of this bridge
be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_178" id="Page_178"></SPAN></span>longs for the moment to Master John Little Nailor. Take your rights,
friend," he went on, turning to the giant, "and go upon your way."</p>
<p>"In a manner, stripling, you have now the better of this adventure, and
yet do forbear," returned Master Nailor. "Wherefore I like you well, and
would ask again your name."</p>
<p>"Tell him, Will," commanded the youth.</p>
<p>The little man, stepping up to the giant impudently, then announced his
master. "Know, fellow, that this is none other than a dead man—a
wraith, indeed! At least, so saith Master Monceux, the lord Sheriff of
Nottingham. This is Robin Fitzooth."</p>
<p>"Then I am right sorry that I beat you," answered Master Nailor. "And
had I known you at the first your head would now be whole and your body
unbruised. By my inches, but I would like to join with you and your
company."</p>
<p>"Enter our company, then, John Little; and be welcome. The rites are
few; but the fee is large: for we shall ask unswerving loyalty of you,
and you must give a bond that you will be faithful even unto death."</p>
<p>"I give the bond, with all my soul, and on my very life," cried the tall
man.</p>
<p>"Master," said the little man, who was none other than our friend
Stuteley, "surely we cannot consent to welcome this fellow amongst us
having such a name? Harkee, John Little," he continued, turning to the
giant, "take your new name from me, since you are to be of our
brotherhood. I christen you Little John!"</p>
<p>At this small jest the merry men laughed long and loud.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_179" id="Page_179"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Give him a bow and find a full sheath for our friend Little John,
Warrenton," said Robin, joyfully. "And hurry, friends, for surely it is
the moment when our first new defiance of Master Monceux is to be made?
Fall back into the woods speedily; and bide my signal. Little John, we
now will try you. Stand out on the bridge path you have just won from me
and parley with those who are coming along the road from York. Speak
loudly that I may hear what answers you win."</p>
<p>He gave a signal, and at once all disappeared even as they had come,
swiftly and silently. Warrenton and Stuteley placed themselves low down
behind bushes of white thorn. Warrenton, who had given his quiver to
Little John, now produced a great bag from under a bush; and took out of
it a dozen or more long smocks such as shepherds wear. Hastily Robin and
Stuteley attired themselves as hinds, and the old retainer gave them
each a crook to hold. He explored again his stores under the bushes, and
dragged out a fat buck, freshly killed and ready spitted for the fire.</p>
<p>Robin and those of the freemen who were now attired in this simple garb
helped to pull the deer to the edge of the road; and, hastily making a
fire, they soon had their meat cooking merrily. Little John eyed them
askew, but made no offer to question them. He had recognized Robin by a
sign which the other had given to him.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the noise of a small company nearing them became more evident;
and presently seven horsemen turned a bend of the road. Their leader was
a stout and haughty looking man clothed in episcopal garments, and so
soon as he<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_180" id="Page_180"></SPAN></span> spied these shepherds he spurred his horse until he came
level with them.</p>
<p>Then he drew bridle sharply, and addressed himself to Little John.</p>
<p>"Who are these, fellow, that make so free with the King's deer?" he
asked, mildly, as one who wishes first to believe the best of every man.</p>
<p>"These are shepherds, excellence," answered Little John.</p>
<p>"Heaven have mercy! They seem more like to be robbers o' th' greenwood
at first glance," said the priest.</p>
<p>"One must not judge on half-hearing or half-seeing, lording," retorted
Little John.</p>
<p>"That is true, but I would question you further, good man. Tell me now
who has killed this deer, and by what right?" His tones had passed
insensibly to an arrogant note.</p>
<p>"Give me first your name, excellence, so that I may know I speak where
'tis fitting," said Little John, stubbornly.</p>
<p>"This is my lord the Bishop of Hereford, fellow," said one of the
guards, fiercely. "Keep a civil tongue in your head, or 'twill surely be
bad for you!"</p>
<p>Robin now came forward. "My lord," said he, bowing his curly head before
the Bishop, "I did hear your questions, and will answer them in all
truth. We are but simple shepherds, and tend our flocks year in and year
out about the forest of Sherwood, but, this being our holiday, we
thought there would be small harm in holding it upon one of the King's
deer, since there are so many."</p>
<p>"You are saucy fellows, in sooth," cried the Bishop, "and the King shall
know of your doings. Quit your roast, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_181" id="Page_181"></SPAN></span> come with me, for I will
bring you to the Sheriff of Nottingham forthwith! Seize this knave, men,
and bind his hands."</p>
<p>"Your pardon, excellence——"</p>
<p>"No pardon shall you have of me, rascal!" snapped the stout Bishop.
"Seize him, my men!"</p>
<p>Robin blew upon his horn a shrill, short note, and at once his freemen
sprang out from behind the thorn-bushes and flung themselves on the
bishop's guard. The good Bishop found himself a prisoner, and began to
crave indulgence of the men he had been so ready to upbraid.</p>
<p>"Nay, we will grant you no pardon, by my beard!" said Little John,
fiercely. "Lend me that sword, friend," he added, turning to Stuteley,
who had taken the weapon from one of the Bishop's guards. "Right
skilfully will I make this church to be without a head."</p>
<p>"There shall be no shedding of blood," cried Robin, interposing, "where
I can stay it. Come, friends, send these fellows unto Nottingham with
their legs tied under their horses' bellies. But my lord the Bishop of
Hereford shall come with us unto Barnesdale!"</p>
<p>The unwilling prelate was dragged away cheek by jowl with the
half-cooked venison on the back of his own horse, and Robin and the band
brought their guest to Barnesdale.</p>
<p>As soon as dusk had passed they lighted a great fire in the center of a
little hill-bordered glade, and fell to roasting the deer afresh.
Another and fatter beast was set to frizzle upon the other side of the
fire; and, as the night was chill, the men gathered close about their
savory dinner.</p>
<p>The Bishop sniffed the odorous air from his place of cap<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_182" id="Page_182"></SPAN></span>tivity; and was
nothing loth when they offered to conduct him to this fine repast. Robin
bade him take the best place.</p>
<p>"For you must know, excellence, that we freemen are all equal in each
other's sight in this free land. Therefore we have no one whom we can
specially appoint to do the honors such as your station warrants. Take,
then, the seat at the head of our feast and give us grace before meat,
as the occasion justifies."</p>
<p>The Bishop pronounced grace in the Latin tongue hastily; and then
settled himself to make the best of his lot. Red wines and ales were
produced and poured out, each man having a horn tankard from which to
drink.</p>
<p>Laughter bubbled among the diners; and the Bishop caught himself smiling
at more than one jest. Stuteley filled his beaker with good wine each
time the Bishop emptied it; and it was not until near midnight that
their guest began to show signs that he wished to leave them.</p>
<p>"I wish, mine host," said he, gravely, to Robin, who had soberly drunk
but one cup of ale, "that you would now call a reckoning. 'Tis late, and
I fear the cost of this entertainment may be more than my poor purse
will permit to me."</p>
<p>"Why, there," answered Robin, as if perplexed, "this is a matter in
which I am in your lordship's hands, for never have I played
tavern-keeper till now."</p>
<p>"I will take the reckoning, friends," said Little John, interposing. He
went into the shade and brought out the bishop's steed, then unfastened
from the saddle a small bag. Someone gave him a cloak; and, spreading it
upon the ground, Little John began to shake the contents of the Bishop's
money-bag upon it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_183" id="Page_183"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Bright golden pieces tumbled out and glittered in the pale moonlight;
while my lord of Hereford watched with wry face. Stuteley and Warrenton
counted the gold aloud.</p>
<p>"Three hundred and two pennies are there, master," cried Stuteley.
"Surely a good sum!"</p>
<p>"'Tis strange," said Robin, musingly, "but this is the very sum that I
was fain to ask of our guest."</p>
<p>"Nay, nay," began the Bishop, hastily, "this is requiting me ill indeed.
Did I not deal gently with your venison, which after all is much more
the King's venison than yours? Further, I am a poor man."</p>
<p>"You are the Bishop of Hereford," said Robin, "and so can well afford to
give in charity this very sum. Who does not know of your hard dealings
with the poor and ignorant? Have you not amassed your wealth by less
open but more cruel robbery than this? Who speaks a good word for you or
loves you, for all you are a Bishop? You have put your heels on men's
necks; and have been always an oppressor, greedy and without mercy. For
all these things we take your money now, to hold it in trust and will
administer it properly and in God's name. There is an end of the matter,
then, unless you will lead us in a song to show that a better spirit is
come unto your body. Or mayhap you would sooner trip a measure?"</p>
<p>"Neither the one nor the other will I do," snarled the Bishop.</p>
<p>Robin made Stuteley a sign and Will brought his master a harp: whereupon
Robin sat himself cross-legged beside the fire and twanged forth a
lively tune.</p>
<p>Warrenton and most of the men began forthwith to dance;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_184" id="Page_184"></SPAN></span> and Stuteley,
seizing the Bishop by one hand, commenced to hop up and down. Little
John, laughing immoderately, grasped the luckless Bishop by the other
hand, and between the two of them my lord of Hereford was forced to cut
some queer capers.</p>
<p>The moon flung their shadows fantastically upon the sward, and the more
their guest struggled the more he was compelled to jump about. Robin put
heart into his playing, and laughed with the loudest of them.</p>
<p>At last, quite exhausted, the Bishop sank to the ground.</p>
<p>Little John seized him then like a sack of wood, and flung him across
the back of his horse. Rapidly they led the beast across the uneven
ground until the highroad was reached, the whole of the band
accompanying them, shouting and jesting noisily. The Bishop of Hereford,
more dead than alive, was then tied to his horse and the animal headed
for Nottingham.</p>
<p>"'Tis the most and the least that we can do for him," said Robin,
gleefully. "Give you good night, lording! A fair journey to you! Deliver
our respectful homage to Master Monceux and to the rest of law-abiding
Nottingham! Come now, Little John, you have borne yourself well this
day; and for my part I willingly give the right to be of this worshipful
company of free men. What say you, friends all?"</p>
<p>The giant was admitted by acclamation, and then all went back noisily
into that hiding-place in Barnesdale which had defied both the ferret
eyes of lean-faced Simeon Carfax and the Norman archer Hubert.</p>
<p>The Sheriff of Nottingham learned next day that Sherwood had not been
purged of its toll-collectors, as he had so fondly hoped.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_185" id="Page_185"></SPAN></span></p>
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