<p class="break"></p> <h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></SPAN>CHAPTER IX</h2>
<h3>BILLS OF EXCHANGE</h3>
<p>Some time after Arvid Falk's first experience as a
reporter Charles Nicholas Falk and his beloved wife
were sitting at the breakfast table. He was, contrary
to his custom, not in dressing-gown and slippers, and
his wife was wearing an expensive morning-gown.</p>
<p>"Yes, they were all here yesterday," said Mrs. Falk,
laughing gaily, "all five of them, and they were
extremely sorry about the matter."</p>
<p>"I wish the deuce...."</p>
<p>"Nicholas, remember you are no longer standing
behind the counter."</p>
<p>"What am I to say then if I lose my temper?"</p>
<p>"One doesn't lose one's temper, one gets annoyed!
And it's permissible to say: 'It's very extraordinary!'"</p>
<p>"Very well, then, it's very extraordinary that you
have always something unpleasant up your sleeve.
Why can't you refrain from telling me things you know
will irritate me?"</p>
<p>"Vex you, old man! You expect me to keep my
vexations to myself; but you lie——"</p>
<p>"Lay, old girl!"</p>
<p>"I say <i>lie</i> your burdens on my shoulders too.
Was that what you promised me when we got
married?"</p>
<p>"Don't make a scene, and don't let's have any of
your logic! Go on! They were all here, mamma and
your five sisters?"</p>
<p>"Four sisters! You don't care much for your
family!" <span class="pagenum">[108]</span></p>
<p>"No more do you!"</p>
<p>"No more do I!"</p>
<p>"And they came here to condole with you on
account of my brother's discharge? Is that so?"</p>
<p>"Yes! And they were impertinent enough to say
that I had no longer any reason to be stuck up...."</p>
<p>"Proud, old girl!"</p>
<p>"They said <i>stuck up</i>. Personally I should never
have condescended to make use of such an expression."</p>
<p>"What did you say? I expect you gave them a
piece of your mind?"</p>
<p>"You may depend on that! The old lady
threatened never again to cross our threshold."</p>
<p>"Did she really? Do you think she meant it?"</p>
<p>"No, I don't! But I'm certain that the old
man...."</p>
<p>"You shouldn't speak of your father in that tone!
Supposing somebody heard you!"</p>
<p>"Do you think I should run that risk? However,
the old man—between you and me—will never come
here again."</p>
<p>Falk pondered; after a while he resumed the conversation.</p>
<p>"Is your mother proud? Is she easily hurt? I'm
always so afraid of hurting people's feelings, as you
know; you ought to tell me about her weak points,
so that I can take care."</p>
<p>"You ask me whether she is proud? You know;
she is, in her own way. Supposing, for instance, she
was told that we had given a dinner-party without
asking her and my sisters, she would never come here
again."</p>
<p>"Wouldn't she really?"</p>
<p>"You may depend upon it."</p>
<p>"It's extraordinary that people of her class——"</p>
<p>"What's that?"</p>
<p>"Oh, nothing; women are so sensitive! How's
your association getting on? What did you call it?"</p>
<p>"The Association for the Promotion of Women's
Rights." <span class="pagenum">[109]</span></p>
<p>"What rights do you mean?"</p>
<p>"The wife shall have the right of disposing of her
own property."</p>
<p>"Hasn't she got it already?"</p>
<p>"No, she hasn't."</p>
<p>"May I ask what your property is of which you are
not allowed to dispose?"</p>
<p>"Half of your's, old man! My dowry."</p>
<p>"The devil! Who taught you such rubbish?"</p>
<p>"It's not rubbish; it's the spirit of the age, my dear.
The new law should read like this: 'When a woman
marries she becomes the owner of half her husband's
property, and of this half she can dispose as she
likes.'"</p>
<p>"And when she has run through it, the husband
will have to keep her! I should take jolly good care
not to."</p>
<p>"Under the new law you would be forced to do so,
or go to the poor-house. This would be the penalty
for a man who doesn't keep his wife."</p>
<p>"Take care! You are going too far! But, have
you any meetings? Who were the women present?
Tell me?"</p>
<p>"We are still busy with the statutes, with the
preliminaries."</p>
<p>"But who are the women?"</p>
<p>"At present only Mrs. Homan, the controller's wife,
and Lady Rehnhjelm."</p>
<p>"Rehnhjelm? A very good name! I think I've
heard it before. But didn't you tell me you were
going to float a Dorcas Society as well?"</p>
<p>"<i>Found</i> a Dorcas Society! Oh, yes, and what d'you
think? Pastor Skore is coming one evening to read a
paper."</p>
<p>"Pastor Skore is an excellent preacher and moves in
good society. I'm glad that you're keeping away from
the lower classes. There's nothing so fatal to man or
woman as to form low connexions. My father always
said that; it was one of his strictest principles."</p>
<p>Mrs. Falk picked up the bread-crumbs from the<span class="pagenum">[110]</span>
tablecloth and dropped them into her empty cup.
Mr. Falk put his fingers into his waistcoat pocket and
brought out a tooth-pick with which he removed some
tiny atoms of coffee grounds lodged between his teeth.</p>
<p>Husband and wife felt self-conscious in each other's
company. Each guessed the thoughts of the other,
and both realized that the first who broke the silence
would say something foolish and compromising. They
cast about for fresh subjects of conversation, mentally
examined them and found them unsuitable; every
one of them had some connexion with what had been
said, or could be brought into connexion with it.
Falk would have liked to have reason for finding fault
with the breakfast, so as to have an excuse for expressing
indignation; Mrs. Falk looked out of the window,
feebly hoping that there might be a change in the
weather—in vain.</p>
<p>A maid-servant entered and saved the situation by
offering them a tray with the newspapers, at the same
time announcing Mr. Levin.</p>
<p>"Ask him to wait," said the master curtly.</p>
<p>For a few moments his boots squeaked up and down
the room, preparing the visitor who was waiting in the
corridor for his arrival.</p>
<p>The trembling Levin, greatly impressed by the
newly invented waiting in the corridor, was ultimately
conducted into the master's private room, where he
was received like a petitioner.</p>
<p>"Have you brought the bill of exchange with you?"
asked Falk.</p>
<p>"I think so," replied the crestfallen Levin, producing
a bundle of guarantees and blank bills of
various values. "Which bank do you prefer? I have
bills on all with the exception of one."</p>
<p>In spite of the grave character of the situation Falk
could not help smiling as he looked at the incomplete
guarantees on which the name was missing; the bills
fully filled up with the exception of an acceptor's
name, and those completely filled up, which had not
been accepted.<span class="pagenum">[111]</span></p>
<p>"Let's say the Ropemakers' Bank," he said.</p>
<p>"That's the one impossible one—I'm known
there."</p>
<p>"Well, the Shoemakers' Bank, the Tailors' Bank,
any one you like, only do be quick about it."</p>
<p>They finally accepted the Joiners' Bank.</p>
<p>"And now," said Falk, with a look as if he had
bought the other's soul, "now you had better go and
order a new suit; but I want you to order it at a
military tailor's, so that they will supply you later on
with a uniform on credit."</p>
<p>"Uniform? I don't want——"</p>
<p>"Hold your tongue, and do as you are told! It
must be finished on Thursday next, when I'm going
to give a big party. As you know, I've sold my shop
and warehouse, and to-morrow I shall receive the
freedom of the city as a wholesale merchant."</p>
<p>"Oh! I congratulate you!"</p>
<p>"Hold your tongue when I'm speaking! You must
go and pay a call now. With your deceitful ways,
your unrivalled capacity for talking nonsense, you
have succeeded in winning the good graces of my
mother-in-law. I want you to ask her what she
thought of the party I gave on Sunday last."</p>
<p>"Did you...."</p>
<p>"Hold your tongue and do as I tell you! She'll be
jealous and ask you whether you were present. Of
course you weren't, for there was no party. You'll
both express discontent, become good friends and
slander me; I know you're an expert at it. But you
must praise my wife. Do you understand?"</p>
<p>"No; not quite."</p>
<p>"Well, it's not necessary that you should; all
you've got to do is to carry out my orders. Another
thing—tell Nystr�m that I've grown so proud that I
don't want to have anything more to do with him.
Tell him that straight out; you'll be speaking the
truth for once! No! Hold on! We'll postpone
that! You'll go to him, speak of the importance of
next Thursday; paint for him the great advantages,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_112" id="Page_112"></SPAN></span>
the many benefits, the brilliant prospects, and so on.
You understand me!"</p>
<p>"I understand."</p>
<p>"Then you take the manuscript to the printers'
and—then...."</p>
<p>"We'll kick him out!"</p>
<p>"If you like to call it that, I have no objection."</p>
<p>"And am I to read the verses to your guests and
distribute them?"</p>
<p>"Hm—yes! And another thing! Try to meet
my brother; find out all you can about his circumstances
and friends! Make up to him, worm yourself
into his confidence—the latter's an easy job—become
his friend! Tell him that I've cheated him, tell
him that I am proud, and ask him how much he'll take
for changing his name."</p>
<p>A tinge of green, representing a blush, spread over
Levin's pale face.</p>
<p>"That's ugly," he said.</p>
<p>"What? And besides—one thing more! I'm a
business man and I like order in all my transactions.
I guarantee such and such a sum; I must pay it—that's
clear!"</p>
<p>"Oh, no!"</p>
<p>"Don't talk rubbish! I have no security in case
of death. Just sign this bond made out to the holder
and payable at sight. It's merely a formality."</p>
<p>At the word <i>holder</i> a slight tremor shook Levin's
body, and he seized the pen hesitatingly, although
he well knew that retreat was impossible. In imagination
he saw a row of shabby, spectacled men, carrying
canes in their hands, their breast-pockets bulging with
stamped documents; he heard knocking at doors,
running on stairs, summonses, threats, respite; he
heard the clock on the town hall striking as the men
shouldered their canes and led him—with clogged feet—to
the place of execution, where he himself was
finally released, but where his honour as a citizen fell
under the executioner's axe amid the delighted shouts
of the crowd. He signed. The audience was over.<span class="pagenum">[113]</span></p>
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