<p class="break"></p> <h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XV</h2>
<h3>THE THEATRICAL COMPANY "PHŒNIX"</h3>
<p>On the following day Rehnhjelm awoke late in the
morning in his hotel bed. Memories of the previous
night arose like phantoms and crowded round him.</p>
<p>He saw again the pretty, closely shuttered room,
richly decorated with flowers, in which the orgy
had been held. He saw the actress, a lady of thirty-five
who, thanks to a younger rival, had to play the
parts of old women; he saw her entering the room,
in a frenzy of rage and despair at the fresh humiliations
heaped upon her, throwing herself full length
on the sofa, drinking glass after glass of wine and,
when the temperature of the room rose, opening her
bodice, as a man opens his waistcoat after a too-plentiful
dinner.</p>
<p>He saw again the old comedian who, after a very
short career, had been degraded from playing lead
to taking servant's parts; he now entertained the
tradespeople of the town with his songs, and, above
all, with the stories of his short glory.</p>
<p>But, in the very heart of the clouds of smoke and
his drunken visions Rehnhjelm saw the picture of a
young girl of sixteen, who had arrived with tears in
her eyes, and told the melancholy Falander that the
great actor-manager had again been persecuting her
with insulting proposals, vowing that in future, unless
she would accede to them, she should play only the
very smallest parts.</p>
<p>And he saw Falander, listening to everybody's
troubles and complaints, breathing on them until
they vanished; he watched him, reducing insults,<span class="pagenum">[170]</span>
humiliations, kicks, accidents, want, misery, and
grief to nothing; watched him teaching his friends
and warning them never to exaggerate anything,
least of all their troubles.</p>
<p>But again and again his thoughts reverted to the
little girl of sixteen with the innocent face, with whom
he had made friends, and who had kissed him when
they parted, hungrily, passionately. To be quite
candid, her kiss had taken him by surprise. But
what <i>was</i> her name?</p>
<p>He rose, and stretching out his hand for the water-bottle,
he seized a tiny handkerchief, spotted with
wine. Ah! Here was her name, ineffaceable,
written in marking ink—Agnes! He kissed the handkerchief
twice on the cleanest spot and put it into
his box.</p>
<p>When he had carefully dressed himself, he went
out to see the actor-manager, whom he confidently
expected to find at the theatre between twelve and
three.</p>
<p>To be on the safe side, he arrived at the office at
twelve o'clock; he found no one there but a porter,
who asked him what he wanted and put himself at
his service.</p>
<p>Rehnhjelm did not think that he would need his
help, and asked to see the actor-manager; he was
told that the actor-manager was at the present
moment at the factory, but would no doubt come to
the office in the course of the afternoon.</p>
<p>Rehnhjelm supposed factory to be a slang expression
for theatre, but the porter explained to him that
the actor-manager was also a match manufacturer.
His brother-in-law, the cashier, was a post office
employ� and never came to the theatre before two
o'clock; his son, the secretary, had a post in the
telegraph office, and his presence could never be
safely relied upon. But the porter, who seemed to
guess the object of Rehnhjelm's visit, handed him,
on his own responsibility and in the name of the
theatre, a copy of the statutes; the young gentleman<span class="pagenum">[171]</span>
was at liberty to amuse himself with it until one of
the managerial staff arrived.</p>
<p>Rehnhjelm possessed his soul in patience and sat
down on the sofa to study the documents. It was
half-past twelve when he had finished reading them.
He talked to the porter until a quarter to one, and
then set himself to fathom the meaning of paragraph
1 of the statutes. "The theatre is a moral
institution," it ran, "therefore the members of the
company should endeavour to live in the fear of God,
and to lead a virtuous and moral life." He turned
and twisted the sentence about, trying to throw light
upon it, without succeeding. "If the theatre is a
moral institution," he mused, "the members who—in
addition to the manager, the cashier, the secretary,
the machinists, and scene-shifters—form the institution,
need not endeavour to practise all these beautiful
things. If it said: The theatre is an immoral
institution and therefore ... there would be some
sense in it; but that, surely, the management does not
intend to convey."</p>
<p>He thought of Hamlet's "words, words," but
immediately remembered that to quote Hamlet was
stale, and that one ought to clothe one's thoughts in
one's own words; he chose his own term, and called
the regulations nonsense, but discarded the expression
again, because it was not original; but then the
original was not original either.</p>
<p>Paragraph 2 helped him to while away a quarter
of an hour in meditation on the text: "The theatre
is not a place for amusement; it does not merely
exist to give pleasure." In one place it said the
theatre is not a place for amusement and in another
the theatre does not "merely" exist to give pleasure,
therefore it did exist to give pleasure—to a certain
extent.</p>
<p>He reflected under what circumstances the theatre
ministered to one's pleasure. It was amusing to see
children, especially sons, defrauding their parents,
more particularly when the parents were thrifty, good<span class="pagenum">[172]</span>hearted,
and sensible; it was amusing to see wives
deceiving their husbands; especially when the
husband was old and required his wife's care. Besides
this he remembered having laughed very heartily
at two old men who nearly died of starvation because
their business was on the decline, and that to this
day all the world laughed at it in a piece written by
a classical author. He also recollected having been
much amused by the misfortune of an elderly man
who had become deaf; and that, together with six
hundred other men and women, he had shouted with
laughter at a priest, who tried, by natural means, to
cure his insanity, the result of self-restraint; his
mirth had been particularly stimulated by the
hypocrisy displayed by the wily priest in order to
gain the object of his desire.</p>
<p>Why does one laugh? he wondered. And as he
had nothing else to do, he tried to find an answer.
One laughed at misfortune, want, misery, vice, virtue,
the defeat of good, the victory of evil.</p>
<p>This conclusion, which was partly new to him, put
him into a good temper; he found a great deal of
amusement in playing with his thoughts. As the
management still remained invisible, he went on
playing, and, before the lapse of five minutes, he had
come to the following conclusion: In a tragedy one
weeps at just those things which in comedy make one
laugh.</p>
<p>At this point his thoughts were arrested; the great
actor-manager burst into the room, brushed past
Rehnhjelm without apparently being aware of his
presence and entered a room on the left, whither, a
moment afterwards, the violent ringing of a bell
summoned the porter. In less than half a minute he
had gone in and come out again, announcing that
his Highness was ready to receive the visitor.</p>
<p>As Rehnhjelm entered the director had already
fired his shot and his mortar was fixed at an angle
which quite prevented him from perceiving the
nervous mortal who was timidly coming into the<span class="pagenum">[173]</span>
room. But he had no doubt heard him, for he asked
him immediately, in an offensive manner, what he
wanted.</p>
<p>Rehnhjelm stammered that he was anxious to
make his d�but on the stage.</p>
<p>"What? A d�but? Have you a repertory,
sir? Have you played 'Hamlet,' 'Lear,' 'Richard
Sheridan'; been called ten times before the curtain
after the third act? What?"</p>
<p>"I've never played a part."</p>
<p>"Oh, I see! That's quite another thing!"</p>
<p>He sat down in an easy-chair painted with silver
paint and covered with blue brocade. His face had
become a mask. He might have been sitting for a
portrait for one of the biographies of Suetonius.</p>
<p>"Shall I give you my candid opinion, what?
Leave the theatrical profession alone!"</p>
<p>"Impossible!"</p>
<p>"I repeat, leave it alone! It's the worst of all
professions! Full of humiliations, unpleasantnesses,
little annoyances, and thorns which will embitter
your life so that you'll wish you had never been born."</p>
<p>He looked as if he were speaking the truth, but
Rehnhjelm's resolution was not to be shaken.</p>
<p>"I beg you to take my advice! I solemnly adjure
you to drop this idea. I tell you that the prospects
are so bad, that for years to come you'll have simply
to walk on. Think of it! And don't come to me
with complaints when it is too late. The theatrical
career is so infernally difficult, sir, that you would not
dream of taking it up, if you had the least knowledge
of it! It's a hell! believe me. I have spoken."</p>
<p>It was a waste of breath.</p>
<p>"Well, wouldn't you prefer an engagement without
a d�but? The risk is less great."</p>
<p>"I shall be only too pleased; I never expected
more."</p>
<p>"Then you'd better sign this agreement. A salary
of twelve hundred crowns and a two years' engagement.
Do you agree?" <span class="pagenum">[174]</span></p>
<p>He pulled a filled-up agreement, signed by the
management, from underneath the blotting-pad, and
gave it to Rehnhjelm. The latter's brain was
whirling at the thought of the twelve hundred crowns
and he signed it without a look at the contents.</p>
<p>When he had signed the actor-manager held out
his large middle finger with the cornelian ring, and
said: "Be welcome!" He flashed at him with the
gums of his upper jaw and the yellow and bloodshot
whites of his eyes with their green irises.</p>
<p>The audience was over. But Rehnhjelm—in whose
opinion the whole business had been hurried through
far too quickly—instead of moving, took the liberty
of asking whether he had not better wait until all the
members of the management were assembled.</p>
<p>"The management?" shouted the great tragedian.
"I am the management. If you have any questions
to ask, address yourself to me! If you want advice,
come to me! To me, sir! To nobody else! That's
all! You can go now!"</p>
<p>The skirt of Rehnhjelm's coat must have caught on
a nail, for he turned on the threshold to see what the
last words looked like; but he saw only the red gums,
which had the appearance of an instrument of torture,
and the bloodshot eyes; he felt no desire to ask for
an explanation, but went straight to the vaults
of the town hall to have some dinner and meet
Falander.</p>
<p>Falander was sitting at one of the tables, calm and
indifferent, as if he were prepared for the worst. He
was not surprised to hear that Rehnhjelm had been
engaged, although this news considerably increased
his gloom.</p>
<p>"And what did you think of the manager?" he
asked.</p>
<p>"I wanted to box his ears, but I hadn't the
courage."</p>
<p>"Nor has the management, and therefore he rules
autocratically—brutality always rules! Perhaps you
know that he is a playwright as well as all the rest?" <span class="pagenum">[175]</span></p>
<p>"I've heard about it."</p>
<p>"He writes a sort of historical play which is always
successful. The reason is that he writes parts instead
of creating characters; he manipulates the applause
at the exits and trades on so-called patriotism. His
characters never talk, they quarrel; men and women,
old and young, all of them; for this reason his
popular piece, <i>The Sons of King Gustavus</i>, is
rightly called a historical quarrel in five acts; it
contains no action, nothing but quarrels: family rows,
street brawls, scenes in Parliament, and so on.
Questions are answered by sly cuts, which do not
provoke scenes, but the most terrible scuffles. There
is no dialogue, nothing but squabbling, in which the
characters insult each other, and the highest dramatic
effect is attained by blows. The critics call his
characterisation great. What has he made of
Gustavus Vasa in the play I just mentioned? A
broad-shouldered, long-bearded, bragging, untenable
fellow of enormous strength; at the meeting of
Parliament at V�steros, he breaks a table with his
fist, and at Vadstena he kicks a door panel to pieces.
On one occasion however the critics said there was
no meaning in his plays; it made him angry, and
he resolved to write comedies with plenty of meaning.
He had a boy at school—the blackguard's married—who
had been playing pranks and got a thrashing.
Immediately his father wrote a comedy in which he
drew the masters and exposed the inhuman treatment
boys receive at school in these days. On
another occasion he was criticized by an honest
reviewer, and immediately he wrote a comedy,
libelling the liberal journalists of the town. But
I'll say no more about him!"</p>
<p>"Why does he hate you?"</p>
<p>"Because I said, at a rehearsal, Don Pasquale, in
spite of his maintaining that the proper pronunciation
was Pascal. Result: I was ordered, on penalty
of a fine, to pronounce the word in <i>his</i> way. It was
immaterial to him, he said, how the rest of the world<span class="pagenum">[176]</span>
pronounced the word, at X-k�ping it was to be
pronounced Pascal, because it was his wish."</p>
<p>"Where does he come from? What was he
before?"</p>
<p>"Can't you guess that he was a wheelwright?
He'd poison you if he thought you knew it. But let
us change the subject; how do you feel after last
night's revels?"</p>
<p>"Splendid! I quite forgot to thank you!"</p>
<p>"Don't mention it! Are you fond of the girl?
I mean Agnes?"</p>
<p>"Yes, I'm very fond of her."</p>
<p>"And she loves you? That's all right, then!
Take her!"</p>
<p>"What nonsense you talk! We couldn't be
married for a long time!"</p>
<p>"Who told you to be married?"</p>
<p>"What are you driving at?"</p>
<p>"You're eighteen, she's sixteen! You're in love
with each other! If you're agreed, only the most
private detail is wanting."</p>
<p>"I don't understand what you mean! Are you
trying to encourage me to behave like a scoundrel
towards her?"</p>
<p>"I am trying to encourage you to obey the great
voice of nature and snap your fingers at the petty
commands of men. It's only envy if men condemn
your conduct; their much-talked-of morality is
nothing but malice, in a suitable, presentable guise.
Hasn't nature called you for some time to her great
banquet, the delight of the gods and the horror of
society afraid of having to pay alimony?"</p>
<p>"Why don't you advise me to marry her?"</p>
<p>"Because that's quite another thing! One doesn't
bind oneself for life after having spent one evening
together; it doesn't follow that he who has enjoyed
the rapture, must also undergo the pain. Matrimony
is an affair of souls; there can be no question of
this in your case. However, there's no need for me
to spur you on; the inevitable is bound to happen.<span class="pagenum">[177]</span>
Love each other while you're young, before it's too
late; love each other as birds love, without worrying
about how to furnish a home; love as the flowers
of the species Diœcia."</p>
<p>"You've no right to talk disrespectfully of the
girl. She is good, innocent, and to be pitied, and
whoever denies it is a liar. Have you ever seen more
innocent eyes than hers? Doesn't truth proclaim
itself in the sound of her voice? She is worthy of a
great and pure love, not merely of the passion you
speak of. Don't ever talk to me about her in this
way again. You can tell her that I shall look upon
it as the greatest happiness, the highest honour, to
ask her to marry me when I'm worthy of her."</p>
<p>Falander shook his head so violently that the
snakes on his forehead wriggled.</p>
<p>"Worthy of her? Marriage? What stuff!"</p>
<p>"I mean it!"</p>
<p>"Dreadful! And if I should tell you that the girl
does not only lack all the qualities which you ascribe
to her, but possesses all the reverse ones, you wouldn't
believe me, but would deprive me of your friendship?"</p>
<p>"Yes!"</p>
<p>"The world is so full of lies, that nobody will
believe a man when he speaks the truth."</p>
<p>"How can a man believe you, who have no
morals?"</p>
<p>"That word again! What an extraordinary word
it is! It answers all questions, cuts off all discussions,
excuses all failings—one's own, not those
of others—strikes down all adversaries, pleads for
or against a cause, just like a lawyer. For the
moment you have defeated me with it, next time
I shall defeat you. I must be off, I have a lesson at
three! Good-bye, good luck!"</p>
<p>And he left Rehnhjelm to his dinner and his
reflections.<br/><br/></p>
<p>When Falander arrived home, he put on a dressing-gown
and slippers, as if he were expecting no visitors.<span class="pagenum">[178]</span>
But he seemed full of an uncontrollable restlessness.
He walked up and down the room, stopping every
now and then at the window and gazing at the street
from behind the curtain. After a while he stopped before
the looking-glass, took his collar off and laid it on
the sofa table. For a few more minutes he continued
his promenade, but suddenly, coming to a standstill
before a card-tray, he took up the photograph of a
lady, placed it under a strong magnifying glass and
examined it as if it were a microscopic slide. He
lingered a long time over his examination.</p>
<p>Presently he heard the sound of footsteps on the
stairs; quickly concealing the photograph in the
place from where he had taken it, he jumped up and
went and sat at his writing-table, turning his back
to the door. He was apparently absorbed in writing
when a knocking—two short, gentle raps—broke the
silence.</p>
<p>"Come in," he called, in a voice which was anything
but inviting.</p>
<p>A young girl, small but well-proportioned, entered
the room. She had a delicate, oval face, surrounded
by an aureole of hair which might have been bleached
by the sun, for it was of a less pronounced tint than
the usual natural blond. The constant play of the
small nose and exquisitely cut mouth produced
roguish curves which were incessantly changing, like
the figures in a kaleidoscope; when, for instance,
she moved the wings of her nose, so that the bright
red cartilage showed like the leaf of the liverwort,
her lips fell apart and disclosed the edges of very
small, straight teeth which, although her own, were
too white and even to inspire confidence. Her eyes
were drawn up at the root of the nose and slanted
towards the temples; this gave them a pleading,
pathetic expression, which stood in bewitching
contrast to the lower, roguish parts of her face; she
had restless pupils, small like the point of a needle
at one moment, and distended at the next, like the
objective of a night-telescope.<span class="pagenum">[179]</span></p>
<p>On entering the room, she removed the key from
the lock and shot the bolt.</p>
<p>Falander remained sitting at his table, writing.</p>
<p>"You are late to-day, Agnes," he said.</p>
<p>"Yes, I know," she replied, defiantly, taking off
her hat.</p>
<p>"We were up late last night."</p>
<p>"Why don't you get up and say how do you do to
me? You can't be as tired as all that!"</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon, I forgot all about it!"</p>
<p>"You forgot? I have noticed for some time that
you've been forgetting yourself in many ways."</p>
<p>"Indeed? Since when have you noticed it?"</p>
<p>"Since when? What do you mean? Please
change your dressing-gown and slippers."</p>
<p>"This is the first time you have found me in them,
and you said for some time. Isn't that funny?
Don't you think it is?"</p>
<p>"You are laughing at me! What's the matter
with you? You've been strange for some time."</p>
<p>"For some time? There you are at it again!
Why do you say for some time? Is it because lies
have got to be told? Why should it be necessary
to tell lies?"</p>
<p>"Are you accusing me of telling lies?"</p>
<p>"Oh! no, I'm only teasing you!"</p>
<p>"Do you think I can't see that you are tired of
me? Do you think I didn't see last night how
attentive you were to that stupid Jenny? You
hadn't a word for me!"</p>
<p>"Do you mean to say you're jealous?"</p>
<p>"Jealous! No, my dear, not in the least! If you
prefer her to me, well and good! I don't care a
toss!"</p>
<p>"Really? You're not jealous? Under ordinary
circumstances this would be an unpleasant fact."</p>
<p>"Under ordinary circumstances? What do you
mean by that?"</p>
<p>"I mean—quite plainly—that I'm tired of you, as
you just suggested." <span class="pagenum">[180]</span></p>
<p>"It's a lie! You're not!"</p>
<p>The wings of her nose trembled, she showed her
teeth and stabbed him with the needles.</p>
<p>"Let's talk of something else," he said. "What
do you think of Rehnhjelm?"</p>
<p>"I like him very much! He's a dear boy!"</p>
<p>"He's fallen in love with you!"</p>
<p>"Nonsense!"</p>
<p>"And the worst of it is he wants to marry you!"</p>
<p>"Please spare me these inanities!"</p>
<p>"But as he's not twenty, he's going to wait until
he's worthy of you, so he said."</p>
<p>"The little idiot!"</p>
<p>"By worthy he means when he's made a name as
an actor. And he can't succeed in that until he's
allowed to play parts. Can't you manage it for
him?"</p>
<p>Agnes blushed, threw herself back on the sofa
cushions and exhibited a pair of elegant little boots
with gold tassels.</p>
<p>"I? I can't manage it for myself! You're
making fun of me!"</p>
<p>"Yes, I am!"</p>
<p>"You're a friend, Gustav, you really are!"</p>
<p>"Perhaps I am, perhaps I'm not. It's difficult to
say. But as a sensible girl...."</p>
<p>"Oh! shut up!"</p>
<p>She took up a keen-edged paper knife and
threatened him in fun, but it looked very much as
if she were in earnest.</p>
<p>"You are very beautiful to-day, Agnes," said
Falander.</p>
<p>"To-day? Why to-day? Has it never struck
you before?"</p>
<p>"Of course it has!"</p>
<p>"Why are you sighing?"</p>
<p>"Too much drink last night!"</p>
<p>"Let me look at you! What's the matter with
your eyes?"</p>
<p>"No sleep last night, my dear!" <span class="pagenum">[181]</span></p>
<p>"I'll go, then you can take a nap."</p>
<p>"Don't go! I can't sleep anyhow!"</p>
<p>"I must be off! I really only came to tell you
that."</p>
<p>Her voice softened; her eyelids dropped slowly,
like the curtain after a death scene.</p>
<p>"It was kind of you to come and tell me that it's
all over," said Falander.</p>
<p>She rose and pinned on her hat before the glass.</p>
<p>"Have you any scent?" she asked.</p>
<p>"Not here; at the theatre."</p>
<p>"You should stop smoking a pipe; the smell
hangs about one's clothes."</p>
<p>"I will."</p>
<p>She stooped and fastened her garter.</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon," she said, looking at Falander,
pleadingly.</p>
<p>"What for?" he asked, absent-mindedly.</p>
<p>As she made no reply, he took courage and drew a
deep breath.</p>
<p>"Where are you going?" he said.</p>
<p>"To be fitted for a dress; you needn't be afraid,"
she replied, innocently, as she thought.</p>
<p>Falander could easily tell that it was an excuse.</p>
<p>"Good-bye, then," he said.</p>
<p>She went to him to be kissed. He took her in his
arms and pressed her against him as if he wanted to
crush her; then he kissed her on the forehead, led
her to the door, pushed her outside, and said briefly:
"Good-bye!" <span class="pagenum">[182]</span></p>
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