<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXX" id="CHAPTER_XXX"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXX</h2>
<h3>EPILOGUE</h3>
<p>Doubtless there is not another street in Stockholm
as ugly, and not another house as old, as dirty, and
as gloomy. The entrance gate has the inviting
appearance of a disused gallows. The rubble stones
in the yard have moved more closely together in the
course of time, so that a few small blades of grass
have been able to shoot up. The house stands by
itself, like an old hermit who has sought a solitary
spot in which to collapse. There has once been an
Assaying Office in the yard, and the outside walls are
blackened with smoke. The chinks between the
window frames and the walls are grown over, and
the house looks as if it had not washed its face or
eyes for a generation. The foundation has settled,
and the building is stooping to the left. The leaking
gutter has been weeping tears which have drawn
black furrows all over the front of the building; the
plastering is crumbling off here and there, and on
windy nights one can hear it rattling down the walls
into the street below. The house looks like an old
dowager house of poverty, recklessness, carelessness,
and vice.</p>
<p>And yet there are two people who cannot pass
through the street without stopping to look at the
miserable, frowning old building with emotion almost
amounting to love. To them the entrance gate is a
triumphal arch, the weeds and the gutter a green
meadow, and a murmuring brook, the black house a
charming ruin, containing lovely, rose-red memories.
It is more, even, for whenever they pass it, the air<span class="pagenum">[325]</span>
vibrates with music, perfumes rise from the earth,
and they see the sun shining even on the cloudiest
autumn day; there have been times when they forgot
themselves so far as to kiss each other; but
they have always been a little mad, these good
people.</p>
<p>Three years ago our young friend—we may call
him friend since he repented of his youthful errors,
apologised to society, and became a respectable
individual, serving the country and wearing purple
in the House of Parliament—our young friend, I say,
was busy on the third floor of the ugly old house with
a sheet of pins between his lips, a hammer in his
coat-pocket, and a pair of pincers under his arm; he
was standing on a ladder, putting up curtains in a
small room, furnished only with a tiny sofa, a tiny
dressing-table, a small desk, and a very small bed
with white curtains.</p>
<p>In the dining-room the faithful Isaac, in shirt-sleeves,
was engaged in spreading paste on a piece
of wallpaper, stretched on an ironing-board which
rested on two chairs; he was whistling and singing
one unknown song after the other to quite unheard-of
tunes. When he was tired of working, he prepared
luncheon on an empty box standing before the
window.</p>
<p>Outside the sun was shining into the neighbour's
garden. It was a tiny garden squeezed between
the walls of the houses; it had a pear tree in full
bloom, and two elder bushes covered with blossoms;
between the gables a piece of blue sky was visible
and the mast heads of the timber barges in the
harbour.</p>
<p>Isaac had been to the dairy; had bought sandwiches
and porter; had papered the future mistress's
room; had purchased oleanders and ivy, so that the
landing windows with their black frames should not
shock the young wife as she entered her new home;
he would have liked to paint them, but he was afraid
that she might object to the smell.<span class="pagenum">[326]</span></p>
<p>A cab stopped before the front door.</p>
<p>"It's Borg," said Isaac. "What the dickens does
he want here? And that pest, Levin, is with
him!"</p>
<p>It was a long visit, lasting ten minutes, and a disagreeable
one; but Falk bore it patiently, like any
other trial; he had for ever broken with the past;
in one respect at least; in another he was bound, for
he had been compelled during the ten minutes to
sign once more.</p>
<p>The next visitors were the sister-in-law, Mrs. Falk,
and Mrs. Homan. They found the paper in the
dining-room too dark, and the paper in the young
wife's room too light. They thought the curtains in
the husband's room were not wide enough, the carpet
a bad match to the furniture, the clock old-fashioned,
and the chandelier too dear for its plainness. One
piece of furniture in the young wife's room especially
roused their critical faculty, and gave rise to a long,
whispered conversation. They called the kitchen
black, the landing dirty, the entrance terrible; but
otherwise they said everything was quite nice, much
nicer than the yard, where there was not even a
porter, led one to expect.</p>
<p>This was the second plague, and it passed like
everything else in this world.</p>
<p>But Isaac had lost some of his gaiety after the
criticism of his wallpapers, and Falk realized for a
moment that it was a miserable hole. He opened
the windows to let out the evil spirits which had
invaded his pleasure garden. Isaac declared that
during the wedding days he would have the two
women shut up in the debtors' prison, so as to keep
them safely away.</p>
<p>And then—then she came. He was standing at
the window, and he saw her when she was still too
far off to be seen; he expected to be believed
when he maintained that she radiated light and that
the street through which she was walking was bathed
in sunshine. Of course he could have told endless<span class="pagenum">[327]</span>
stories of her kindness, sweetness, and beauty; but
not even she believed them, and it is not worth while
repeating them.</p>
<p>She entered her future home and found everything
charming. Isaac went into the kitchen to split
some wood and light the kitchen fire. Nobody missed
him until he returned with a tray bearing some cups
of chocolate. It amused him; he knew that lovers
never miss anybody in the wide world, and he found
the terrible selfishness, which is called love, a very
amiable quality; moreover, everybody admits that
it is justified.</p>
<p>"What people said about it?" They said:</p>
<p>"Well, and so Falk is married?"</p>
<p>"Is he? Whom did he marry?"</p>
<p>"A schoolmistress!"</p>
<p>"Ugh! A woman with blue spectacles and short
hair!"</p>
<p>And the questioner had all the information he
wanted.</p>
<p>If the answer had been: "He's married old
Kochstrom's daughter," the second question would
have been: "Did he get any money with her?"</p>
<p>The world asks no further questions, and everything
would be all right—if this were all. But the
world demands that a couple which has three times
given the clergyman the trouble to read the banns
and the community to listen to them; which has
forced its fellow-creatures to engage in genealogical
research and send a reporter to the wedding—the
world demands that such a couple shall be happy—woe
to it if it is not!</p>
<p>Supposing that on coming home from school, tired
with her work, angry at a slight, depressed because
some of her efforts have proved a failure, she should
meet a friend in the street who takes her hand and
says: "You don't look too happy, Elizabeth," then
woe to him!</p>
<p>Supposing that on leaving his office, in despair
because he has been overlooked instead of promoted,<span class="pagenum">[328]</span>
he should meet a friend who finds him looking
depressed, then woe to her!</p>
<p>Unhappy people, if you dare to be anything but
happy!<br/><br/></p>
<p>It was a winter evening two or three years later;
she was bending over her writing desk, correcting
copybooks, he was sitting in his room computing
assessments of property. The pens were scribbling,
the clock was ticking, and the tea-kettle singing.
Whenever he looked up from his documents at her
sweet face, she raised her eyes, their glances met, and
they nodded to each other as if they had been parted
for a long time. And they continued working.</p>
<p>But finally he grew tired of his work.</p>
<p>"Talk to me a little," he pleaded.</p>
<p>And she eagerly complied with his request.</p>
<p>"But what do they talk about?"</p>
<p>The scoffer Borg once asked that question, when
he declared matrimony to be an impossibility from
the point of view of natural science.</p>
<p>He laid down the proposition that the moment
must come when every subject had been discussed,
when each partner knew every thought and opinion
of the other, and when absolute silence was bound
to reign.</p>
<p>The fool!</p>
<h4>THE END</h4>
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<b>TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES</b></p>
<p>Punctuation has been normalized. And the following misprints have been
corrected:<br/><br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_10">10</SPAN>; listening to the plashing [splashing] of the waves;<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_38">38</SPAN>; their mutal [mutual] acquaintance.<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_50">50</SPAN>; took if [it] off.<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_94">94</SPAN>; calm foosteps [footsteps].<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_105">105</SPAN>; were of [the ]opinion.<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_112">112</SPAN>; the promotor [promoter] of the Bill.<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_189">189</SPAN>; the woman [in] question.<br/>
Page <SPAN href="#Page_213">213</SPAN>; Struve had diasppeared [disappeared].</p>
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