<h2><SPAN name="THE_ADVENTURES_OF_HAPENNY_OR_THE_DWARF_THE_WITCH_AND_THE_MAGIC_SLIPPERS" id="THE_ADVENTURES_OF_HAPENNY_OR_THE_DWARF_THE_WITCH_AND_THE_MAGIC_SLIPPERS"></SPAN>THE ADVENTURES OF HA'PENNY<br/>OR,<br/>THE DWARF, THE WITCH, AND THE MAGIC SLIPPERS.</h2>
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<p class="minus"><span class="hide">O</span><b>NCE</b>
upon a time lived a poor, little, crooked
dwarf named "Ha'penny." When he was
born he was so small that his nurse exclaimed,
"Why, he is no bigger than a ha'penny!" and
thus the nickname settled upon him, as ugly nicknames
often do upon very worthy people. His father was
not very kind to the unfortunate child, who, finding
himself pitied and avoided by children of his own age,
soon learned to go off to the woods alone, and to spend
the days with birds and animals, over whom he had
extraordinary power. The most beautiful birds of
many-colored plumage would flutter away from their
boughs in the forest to perch upon Ha'penny's finger,<span class="pagenum">[48]</span>
and take sugar from his lips; shy little brown squirrels
would scamper down the trunks of the great trees to
nestle against his cheek; bees buzzed around his
head without offering to sting him; pretty striped
snakes glided from under their stones and stumps at
his call; while all horses, and cows, and dogs, and cats
loved to rub against him, and let themselves be stroked
and petted at his will. This friendship with the world
of animals and insects was Ha'penny's greatest joy,
and during the summer time, when he could live
abroad, the little creature was happy enough, after his
fashion. In winter he had to content himself with
feeding the birds, and visiting the stables to hide in
the hay of the horses' manger, where the grooms would
find him, mouthing and chattering in an unknown
tongue. They would often scold him, and put him
out of the stable, for Ha'penny was no favorite with
his father's people. His mother had died when Ha'penny
was a little fellow of five, and when he reached
the age of fifteen (although looking much younger)
his father married a second wife, who proved a cruel
step-mother.</p>
<p>"If that ugly, little, twisted fright were out of the
way, I could really enjoy life," the unkind woman<span class="pagenum">[49]</span>
would say to herself; and she lost no opportunity to
make Ha'penny's life a burden to him, by all sorts of
petty tricks and persecutions.</p>
<p>He bore all in silence, creeping away to his attic
bedroom, and lying for hours on the floor sobbing
bitterly. His only comfort was in his pets, and a queer
lot they were. Among them were a dog, who had had
both fore-paws cut off by the mowing-machine, a
chicken with a cork leg, a blind cat, a land-terrapin,
a dozen white mice, a number of birds which he had
rescued from freezing and starvation, some trained
fleas, a squirrel that had lost its tail—everything that
was maimed, or homeless, or unfortunate. These he
treasured in a little empty chamber opening out of
his, and no one but himself ever approached it. All
the poor dumb creatures loved him, and would swarm
around him when he opened the door; and, in return,
he spent upon them all the passion of love he had
never bestowed on any one of his own kind.</p>
<p>One day when Ha'penny had gone off to the woods
to search for some ripe partridge-berries for his birds,
the step-mother found her way to his hidden menagerie.
One instant she looked about her, with disgust
and fury in her face, and then calling her maids she<span class="pagenum">[50]</span>
gave them cruel orders. Ha'penny came in from his
walk, opened the door of his treasure-house—and alas!
what a sight met his eyes! In two corners of the
room hung his pet dog and cat, his terrapin was crushed
under a heavy piece of iron, his birds were dead, his
chicken's head was cut off, his mice were drowned in a
pail; not one living thing remained to greet him but the
trained fleas, who had taken refuge in the rafters overhead
after biting the wicked mistress and her maids
until they capered about in their misery!</p>
<p>Ha'penny gave one glance at his beloved pets thus
wantonly sacrificed, and fell upon the floor sobbing
with helpless rage and despair. He lay there all day
without being inquired for, and when night came he
stole out to the orchard and buried his poor dead
favorites under the light of the stars. He would not
go back to the house, and, forgetful of cold, hunger,
everything but his burning sense of wrong, he wandered
away, away, into the forest. A few berries and
a crust he had carried for the birds were his only
food until the evening of the next day, when he came
in sight of a queer little hut, half hidden from observation
by the trees that grew over it. Starving and
desperate, Ha'penny was gaining courage to knock at<span class="pagenum">[51]</span>
the door. All at once a little lattice window opened,
and an old woman poked her head out saying:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"Come and eat, the table's spread<br/></span>
<span class="i0">With sweetest milk and whitest bread.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Good cheer, enough for all I've got,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And more is cooking in the pot."<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>At this Ha'penny pricked up his ears and licked
his chaps like a hungry cur; and just then a number
of handsome cats and dogs came running out of the
woods and toward the cottage door, which the dame
had by this time opened. As no animal ever avoided
Ha'penny, these creatures all fawned upon him, refusing
to go in; and the dame, perceiving the new-comer,
asked him, with an angry air, what was his business.</p>
<p>"A little food and shelter, madam," said poor Ha'penny,
the tears running down his cheeks.</p>
<p>"Begone, you rascal!" cried the angry woman; "I
don't believe a word you say. I believe you are a spy
sent here to tempt away my pets. See how they hang
around you. You must be a magician, for in general
they will have nothing to do with strangers. Get you
gone, sorcerer!"</p>
<p>Ha'penny turned meekly away, but the dogs and<span class="pagenum">[52]</span>
cats followed him with every show of affection. Faint
with hunger as he was, his legs tottered under him,
and he soon fell to the ground. Then the cats and
dogs surrounded him, licking his face and hands in
spite of all their mistress's endeavors to coax them
away.</p>
<p>The old woman's anger ceased when she found the
grotesque-looking little stranger had really fainted
from exhaustion. She lifted him in her arms and
carried him in to the fire, and rubbed his cold limbs,
putting spoonfuls of hot broth between his lips. By
and by, when Ha'penny came to himself, he told her
all his sad story, and when he reached the part about
the killing of his pets, his heavy eyes flashed fire.</p>
<p>"She is a horrible wicked woman!" he exclaimed.</p>
<p>The dame answered by striking her staff on the
floor. "See here, boy, if you are honest, you may
stay here and mind my animals."</p>
<p>She took him into the next room, and there—what a
funny spectacle! Twelve cats and twelve dogs lay
upon cushions before the fire. The cushions were
made of satin, and the covers were of velvet worked in
gold. Twenty-four silver bowls stood in a row, and
every cat or dog had its separate comb and brush,<span class="pagenum">[53]</span>
and bath-tub and towels, and sponge and soap, and
perfume bottle, on a shelf. In the middle of the room
played a fountain of rose-water, and at the windows
hung pink silk curtains, which were drawn when the
creatures went to sleep. All in this room was rich and
costly, while the dame's own quarters were as plain as
those of any other cottager. <i>She</i> was content to sleep
in a big feather bed, to be covered by a clean patchwork
quilt, to eat on a deal table off blue crockery,
with a well-scoured pewter spoon. Ha'penny's eyes
sparkled at the idea of waiting on the cats and dogs.
He made friends with them at once. The dame gave
him a clean bedroom under the roof, and every day
after feeding and combing his charges he took them
for a walk in the woods.</p>
<p>"So long as you wait on my darlings faithfully, and
mind your own business," the dame said, "no trouble
will come to you. But on no account ever go near
the little closet in the peak of the roof. Should you
do so, evil will happen, and your life may pay the
forfeit."</p>
<p>Ha'penny suspected from this that his mistress was
a witch; but it troubled him very little, as he was an
honest lad and intended never to disobey her.<span class="pagenum">[54]</span></p>
<p>One day the dame brought home a new cat, a
large, white Angora, a beauty to look at, with pink eyes
and flowing hair, fine and silken as spun glass. From
the moment of that cat's arrival the happy family was
completely upset. Félisette, for so she was named,
proved to be vain, selfish, and greedy; she fought for
the best of everything, ate up her neighbor's bowl of
milk as well as her own, and actually bit and spit at
Ha'penny. Félisette soon became jealous of Ha'penny's
affection for the others, and determined to do
him an evil turn. One day the dame was going to the
Witches' Sabbath, and said to Ha'penny, "Now mind
and take especial care of my lovely darling, Félisette.
If she gets into any trouble I shall hold you to answer
for it, as I see the dear creature is not your favorite."</p>
<p>The dame went off riding on a broom-stick, and
Félisette invented a thousand spiteful tricks to make
the time pass unpleasantly to the others. At last she
disappeared, and presently Ha'penny heard her crying
pitifully upstairs. He rushed to see what was the matter,
and discovered her with her tail caught in the door
of the forbidden closet, up in the peak of the roof.
She seemed about to die of the pain she was suffering,
and, eager to set her free, the kind lad, without a<span class="pagenum">[55]</span>
moment's hesitation, lifted the latch while stroking
Félisette's fur, when lo! as the door flew open, out
came a skeleton hand, seizing poor Ha'penny in its
grip! Up jumped Félisette, laughing heartily at the
success of her
trick, and ran
away.</p>
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<p>Ha'penny
found himself
held close in the
embrace of two
skeleton arms.
In vain he struggled;
the dreadful
clasp only
grew closer. He
knew that this
was a trap the
witch had set to
catch any one
visiting the forbidden closet, so he made up his mind
to die when his mistress should return. While he
was in this sad way, the oldest of the dogs came
up and licked his hands. Tears were running from<span class="pagenum">[56]</span>
its eyes, and to Ha'penny's great surprise the dog
spoke.</p>
<p>"My poor friend!" said the oldest of the dogs,
"I am afraid your fate is sealed. Know, then, that
there is but one chance left for you to escape the
witch's power. In this closet she keeps the magic
slippers and the magic staff. Wearing the slippers,
you may run faster than the wind; holding the staff,
you may discover all the hidden treasures of the
earth."</p>
<p>"But how can I get free of this horrible trap?" said
Ha'penny.</p>
<p>The oldest of the dogs looked around to see that no
one was listening, and then whispered:</p>
<p>"You must know that we twelve dogs were once
twelve princes, and the twelve cats were princesses—all
of us having turn by turn fallen into the power of
the witch. She is bound to treat us according to our
rank, but there is no hope of ever regaining human
shape, I fear. Still, we may be able to help <i>you</i>, who
have been so good to us."</p>
<p>He gave a little short bark, and up the stairs came
running all the dogs and cats, who wept when they
saw the sad plight of their friend. Up on a high shelf<span class="pagenum">[57]</span>
over the skeleton's head were the magic staff and slippers,
and the thing was to get them down without
touching the skeleton, which held fast every living
thing that touched it. One of the cats ran nimbly up
the wall and let herself hang; the next cat hung to
her tail, and so on till a bridge was made, over which
the oldest of the dogs scrambled, and got the coveted
treasures. He put the staff in Ha'penny's hand, and
fitted the slippers on his feet. Ha'penny gave a kick,
and struck the ground with his staff. Instantly the
arms of the skeleton relaxed their grip, and he was
free. He bade a fond farewell to his dear friends,
promising to come back to help them whenever he
could. He set out to run from the house, and speedily
the slippers carried him off at such a tremendous rate
of speed that he was faint for want of breath. Vainly
he tried to stop, but no; on, on he went with a fearful
rush. He heard the cries of the old witch, who pursued
him on her broom-stick. On, on, went poor Ha'penny,
more dead than alive, and now the witch
seemed gaining on him. He could hear the gnashing
of her teeth. He struck out with his staff, as he passed
by a rock, and instantly the rock became a mountain
as high as the moon. The witch took some time to<span class="pagenum">[58]</span>
clamber over this, and meantime Ha'penny got far
ahead of her. Reaching a city, he dashed into the
midst of a funeral procession that was going through
the street, and hid himself under the pall of the coffin,
kicking off the slippers as he did so. Immediately he
could walk as other men do, and when the old witch
arrived she saw nothing but the funeral creeping slowly
along—no sign of Ha'penny, who, hidden under the
pall, clasped his magic slippers to his breast, and held
tight to his magic staff. The disappointed witch flew
homeward and whipped the cats and dogs soundly—excepting
Félisette, who, of course, had been the tell-tale
on poor Ha'penny.</p>
<p>The funeral train reached the cemetery, and Ha'penny
thought it his duty to cry as bitterly as the rest of the
mourners; but after the coffin had been put in the
grave, and as they were turning away, he asked a bystander
whose funeral it was.</p>
<p>"The king's messenger, to be sure, you simpleton,"
said the man.</p>
<p>"Could I get the place?" asked Ha'penny.</p>
<p>"You, the king's messenger!" said the man, scornfully.
"Why, he must be the swiftest runner in the
country. Look at your cork-screw legs! Look at<span class="pagenum">[59]</span>
your hump-back and your big head! As well expect
a snail to carry our king's messages."</p>
<p>Nothing daunted, Ha'penny went to the king's chamberlain,
and proffered his request. The chamberlain
laughed until his head nearly dropped off, and then
called the first Goldstick-in-waiting, who called the
second, and soon the whole court was roaring over the
absurd request of this poor mannikin to be the king's
messenger.</p>
<p>"All I ask is that you try me," said Ha'penny,
stoutly holding his ground.</p>
<p>"Stop! An idea occurs to me," said the jolly chamberlain,
holding his aching sides. "To-morrow we
shall have a running-match between this champion and
the swiftest runner of the kingdom. In truth, my
lords, this will be sport worth having," and he looked
around at the courtiers, who all set to laughing anew.</p>
<p>Next day the match was held in a lovely grassy field.
On a green mound in the centre was pitched a white
satin tent, under which sat the king and queen and their
children. An immense crowd assembled. Two bands
of music kept playing all the time; there were free
Punch and Judy shows on the outskirts of the crowd,
and booths where lemonade was given away, with peppermint<span class="pagenum">[60]</span>
sticks and molasses taffy, to all who asked for
it. Banners waved, trumpets blew, and then the race
began. Side by side with Ha'penny, little and insignificant
and forlorn as he was, started the king's
swiftest runner, a man of beautiful light form and
splendid muscle. Once around the field they ran, the
dwarf lagging; but on the second round Ha'penny
settled his feet well in his magic slippers, when, see!
like an arrow he sped past the athlete, and was in at
the goal so easily that the spectators hardly had time
to wink their astonished eyes! Hurrah! hurrah! A
mighty cheer went up for the successful Ha'penny, and
the king called him to receive the purse of gold, which
was the prize. Ha'penny knelt at the king's feet, and
again asked to be made his messenger.</p>
<p>"That shall you be, my mannikin!" said the pleased
monarch. So Ha'penny had a gold chain round his
neck, a fine velvet coat to wear every day, and a page
to serve his meals. The king grew so fond of his new
servant that the rest of the courtiers became jealous.
Soon Ha'penny again had no friends but the animals
around the palace. They, as usual, followed him
everywhere, and caressed him fondly.</p>
<p>Once when the little dwarf was walking in the king's<span class="pagenum">[61]</span>
paddock, accompanied by a train of young deer who
loved to be near him, he felt the staff in his hand give
a loud thump on the ground. At the same time all
the deer formed in a circle round the spot, seeming
by their eyes to implore Ha'penny to remain there.
At first he could not understand this, but at length
occurred to him what the oldest of the dogs had said
about hidden treasure. Ha'penny had no spade to dig
with, but at once the deer went to work with their
hoofs, and soon they had made a deep hole, at the bottom
of which lay a large iron ring fastened to an iron
door.</p>
<p>Ha'penny was not strong enough to pull this up;
but the magic staff, when passed through the ring,
lifted it easily. Below was a flight of steps, leading to
a gallery. Ha'penny went down the steps, followed
the windings of the gallery, and reached a second
door. Touching this with the magic staff it yielded,
and flying open disclosed to view a lovely garden,
where roamed all sorts of strange shapes—men's and
women's bodies bearing the heads of bears, lions,
wolves, foxes, dogs, cows, horses, and cats. Instantly
these creatures came flocking around Ha'penny, calling
him their deliverer, and telling him that they too<span class="pagenum">[62]</span>
were victims of the witch, although by an accident she
had only had time to change their heads before her
spell expired. To this garden the witch was in the
habit of coming once a week, to see how her victims
were getting on, and to-day was the day of her visit.
Ha'penny took the magic slippers from his pocket and
put them on; and keeping firm hold of his trusty staff
he hid behind a lilac-bush.</p>
<p>Soon, in came the witch, riding her broom-stick.
Ha'penny had never before seen her in her true witch
dress. It was a black, tight-fitting gown, made of scaly
snake-skin, and she had a necklace of live coals.
Around her high-peaked cap were twined two living
serpents, and a toad formed her brooch. Under one
arm she carried her familiar spirit, in the likeness of
a black cat, with a single emerald eye. She wore a
mantle, made of cobwebs and studded with large
venomous red spiders. Oh! she was a terror to look
upon, and no mistake! Ha'penny's teeth chattered
with fear, and so would yours at sight of her! She
rode sweeping her broom down the garden path, and
instantly all the animals with human bodies came running
to do her homage. She made them kneel before
her, and, with the three-thonged whip of live snakes<span class="pagenum">[63]</span>
she carried, whipped them all cruelly, till they groaned
and cried for mercy. Then, feeling tired, she lay down
on a bank to sleep, guarded by her familiar, who kept
watch with its single eye of flame; and on closely observing
the horrid creature Ha'penny made no doubt
that it was none other than his enemy, Félisette, in her
rightful shape.</p>
<p>When the witch was fairly snoring, Ha'penny crept
up behind, and summoning all his strength prepared
to smite her with his staff. Suddenly the black cat
spit and hunched her back. The serpents around the
witch's hat began to writhe and uncoil. They knew
an enemy was near.</p>
<p>Ha'penny saw that he must lose no time, so aiming
a fierce blow at the witch's back, he broke her spinal
column, just as you would break a stick of sugar-candy.
Then the dying witch uttered a shrill command to her
watchers, and instantly Félisette and the two serpents
set upon the audacious Ha'penny. "This time you
shall not escape me!" cried Félisette, spitting fire.
The cat's breath was deadly poison, and the serpents'
fangs no man might feel and live. Ha'penny struck,
swift and sure, right into the middle of the cat's single
eye, and pierced her brain. As Félisette fell dead beside<span class="pagenum">[64]</span>
the groaning witch, the serpents reared their full
length from the ground, and prepared to strangle the
dwarf. The good staff proved true, and cut them both
in two with a single well-aimed blow. What was his
horror to find the mangled remains of the snakes
change into four living ones, stronger than the first.
There was nothing for it but flight, and Ha'penny took
to his heels. The magic slippers carried him on and
away, so swiftly that nothing could catch him. He
passed through the gallery and went out at the iron door,
finding himself safe, but a little out of breath, in
the paddock with the king's deer.</p>
<p>Ha'penny told nobody of this exciting adventure,
but could not sleep for thinking of all the poor bewitched
people down there in the underground garden
in the power of those dreadful snakes. He now suspected
that these two fighting serpents were of the
multiplication variety. (This means that if they were
cut in two they would become four, from four become
eight, from eight sixteen, from sixteen thirty-two, and
so on indefinitely; and this, we are told, is the very
worst species of snake known to travellers!)</p>
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<p class="caption">Ha'penny Watching the Witch in the Underground Garden.</p>
<p>Ha'penny got up early, went out again to the paddock,
and found the deer in a great state of excitement<span class="pagenum">[65]</span>
and agitation. They seemed to be waiting for him to
come, and led the way to the secret passage in the
earth. Ha'penny went down, staff in hand, and easily
passed through the first iron door. As he neared
the second door, he heard a confused noise beyond
it of cries and lamentations. He opened the door
softly, and crept into the garden unobserved. There
he saw the dying witch, who, as witches always require
twenty-four hours to die in, was lying on the
ground writhing horribly, groaning, and shrieking
to her snakes to multiply, which they did until almost
the whole garden was one seething, wriggling mass
of the horrible creatures. The poor people in the
garden had climbed up the trees, and were every
moment expecting to fall to the ground poisoned
by the breath of the serpents, which rose in a thick
vapor.</p>
<p>In this terrible moment Ha'penny's heart almost
failed him; but, mustering all his courage, he sprang
upon the witch, and tore from her the mantle of cobwebs,
to which he noticed she was clinging. Instantly
the witch set up a shrill shriek.</p>
<p>"Give me back my mantle," she cried pitifully; "if
I die with that around me, I can be sure of rest in the<span class="pagenum">[66]</span>
grave. If you take it away, I shall have to fly about
like a bat forever."</p>
<p>"If you order the snakes to shrivel up and die,
and restore all your victims to their natural shapes, I
will give you the mantle," said Ha'penny firmly.</p>
<p>"Children, come home!" cried the witch, in a failing
voice. Immediately the snakes began rolling and gliding
into each other, and in a short while nothing was left
but the two fiery serpents, who wreathed themselves
quietly around the witch's hat again, as if nothing had
occurred.</p>
<p>"Children, be dust!" she said again—this time in a
weaker voice—and the snakes curled up and fell away,
leaving behind them only two little shining skins.</p>
<p>"Be once more men and women, you accursed
things!" she said spitefully, making a sign at the
transformed beings who were now flocking around
Ha'penny with delight and gratitude. As the witch
spoke, the ugly deformities melted away, and in their
place were seen the heads of handsome men and beautiful
women, who wept for joy when they found themselves
restored.</p>
<p>Ha'penny now threw the cobweb mantle over the
witch, who, clutching it in her arms, gave one long<span class="pagenum">[67]</span>
shudder and expired. They made a grave for her
then and there; and Ha'penny led his companions out
of the magic garden, which they were glad to leave,
into the long passage-way. There they showed him
caverns filled with gold and silver, which it had been
their business to dig out of the earth and to pack away
for the witch. Ha'penny and his friends divided the
spoil, although they told him it was all his by right.
When they got up into the light of day once more, the
bewitched people scattered in all directions to go to
their various homes, and Ha'penny was again alone
in the world, although now very rich. He persuaded
the king to discharge him from the royal service, and
his first thought was to journey to the cabin in the
woods. This, by aid of the magic slippers, he did in very
quick style, and there he found the twelve dogs and
the twelve cats living as before. This distressed Ha'penny,
as he had hoped that the breaking of the
witch's spell would set them also free. "What did I
tell you?" said the oldest of the dogs sadly. "We are
doomed <i>never</i> to regain our shapes; but, now that Félisette
has gone, we are comfortable here and don't repine.
Only, there <i>should</i> be somebody to cook for us,
and our hair has not been decently brushed for a week."<span class="pagenum">[68]</span></p>
<p>Ha'penny felt a sudden thrill of joy. Here, at last,
was something to depend on him, something that he
might live and care for. He warmed the water forthwith,
and gave all the dogs and cats a bath apiece,
and then he combed and brushed them nicely. He
made the fire and heated their broth, and fetched
fresh cream and white bread for their breakfast.
Nothing was heard but little barks and purrs of enjoyment.
Ha'penny waited till all were asleep on
their cushions, and then he mounted the stairs and
nailed up the skeleton cupboard, so that it might
never again be opened. He could not take it quite
away, you see, as every one must have a skeleton of
some kind in his closet, and this was the only one he
had. Ha'penny had never felt so happy and light-hearted
as now. He had found friends, and might
remain alone with them in peace.</p>
<p>So there he continued to live, and I am almost sure
that if you would visit that forest, you might, even
now, succeed in finding the cottage, the cats, and Ha'penny
himself!</p>
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