<h2>CHAPTER X</h2>
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<p>EXCHANGED FOR A HORSE-THIEF—BACK TO MAFEKING AFTER TWO
MONTHS' WANDERINGS</p>
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<span style='margin-left: 2.5em;'><i>"Hail, fellow! well
met!"—SWIFT.</i></span><br/>
<p>Next morning I was awakened at 6 a.m. by Mr. Drake knocking at
my door, and telling me I was to be ready in half an hour, as
Colonel Baden-Powell had consented to exchange me for Petrus
Viljoen. This exchange had placed our Commanding Officer in an
awkward position. The prisoner was, as I stated before, a
criminal, and under the jurisdiction of the civil authorities,
who would not take upon themselves the responsibility of giving
him up. Under these circumstances Lord Edward Cecil had come
forward and represented to Colonel Baden-Powell that it was
unseemly for an Englishwoman to be left in the hands of the
Boers, and transported to Pretoria by the rough coach, exposed to
possible insults and to certain discomforts. He even declared
himself prepared to take any consequent blame on his shoulders,
and, being the Prime Minister's son, his words had great weight.
As a matter of fact, Petrus Viljoen was anything but a fighting
man, and could be of very little service to our enemies. The
burghers had told me his presence was so persistently desired
from the fact of the republic having private scores to settle
with him. In any case, he was very reluctant to leave Mafeking
and the safety of the prison, which fact had influenced Colonel
Baden-Powell in finally agreeing to the exchange.</p>
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<p>As may be imagined, I could hardly believe my good fortune,
and I lost no time in scrambling into my clothes while the cart
was being inspanned. A vexatious delay occurred from the
intractability of the mules, which persistently refused to allow
themselves to be caught. The exchange of prisoners had to be
effected before 8 a.m., when the truce would be over, and I shall
never forget how I execrated those stubborn animals, as the
precious minutes slipped by, fearful lest my captors would change
their minds and impose fresh conditions. However, at length all
was ready, and, escorted by some artillery officers, I drove to
headquarters, where I was requested to descend in order to have
another interview with the General. Again an inquisitive crowd
watched my movements, but civilly made way for me to pass into
the little room where General Snyman was holding a sort of levee.
The latter asked me a few purposeless questions. I gravely
expressed a hope that his eyes were better (he had been suffering
from inflamed sight); then he rose and held out his hand, which I
could not ignore, and without further delay we were off. About
2,000 yards from Mafeking I noticed the enemy's advanced
trenches, with some surprise at their proximity to the town; and
here we met the other party with a white flag escorting Mr.
Viljoen, who looked foolish, dejected, and anything but pleased
to see his friends. He was forthwith given over to their care,
the mules were whipped up, and at a gallop we rattled into the
main street. From the first redoubt Colonel Baden-Powell and Lord
Edward Cecil ran out to greet me, and the men in the trench gave
three ringing English cheers, which were good to hear; but no
time had to be lost in getting under cover, and I drove straight
to Mr. Wiel's house, and had hardly reached it when "Creechy" (a
Dutch pet-name which had been given to the big siege gun) sent a
parting salute, and her shell whizzed defiantly over our
heads.</p>
<p>Then commenced a more or less underground existence, which
continued for five and a half months; but, surrounded by friends,
it was to me a perfect heaven after so many weeks passed amidst
foes. I had much to hear, and it took some time to realize all
the changes in the little town since I had left. First and
foremost, the town guard were coming splendidly out of their
long-protracted ordeal. Divided into three watches, they passed
the night at the different redoubts, behind each of which was a
bomb-proof shelter. Those of the second watch were ready to
reinforce the men on duty, while the third were only to turn out
if summoned by the alarm-bell. All the defences had, indeed, been
brought to a wonderful pitch of perfection by the C.O. First
there was a network of rifle-pits, which gave the Boers no peace
day or night, and from which on one side or the other an almost
incessant sniping went on. These were supplemented by dynamite
mines, the fame of which had frightened the Boers more than
anything else, all connected with Headquarter Staff Office by
electric wires. In addition there was barbed-wire fencing round
the larger earthworks, and massive barricades of waggons and
sandbags across the principal streets. All this looked very
simple once erected and in working order, but it was the outcome
of infinite thought and ever-working vigilance. Then there was a
complete system of telephones, connecting all the redoubts and
the hospital with the Staff Office, thereby saving the lives of
galloping orderlies, besides gaining their services as defenders
in a garrison so small that each unit was an important factor.
Last, but certainly not least, were the bomb-proof shelters,
which black labour had constructed under clever supervision all
over the town, till at that time, in case of heavy shelling,
nearly every inhabitant could be out of harm's way. What struck
me most forcibly was that, in carrying out these achievements,
Colonel Baden-Powell had been lucky enough to find instruments,
in the way of experienced men, ready to his hand. One officer was
proficient in bomb-proofs, the postmaster thoroughly understood
telephones, while another official had proved himself an expert
in laying mines. The area to be defended had a perimeter of six
miles; but, in view of the smallness of the garrison and the
overwhelming number of the Boers, it was fortunate the
authorities had been bold and adventurous enough to extend the
trenches over this wide space, instead of following the old South
African idea of going into laager in the market-square, which had
been the first suggestion. The town was probably saved by being
able to present so wide a target for the Boer artillery, and
although we were then, and for the next few weeks, cut off from
all communication with the outer world, even by nigger
letter-carriers, and in spite of bullets rattling and whizzing
through the market-square and down the side-streets, the Boer
outposts were gradually being pushed away by our riflemen in
their invisible pits. While on this subject, I must mention that
a day spent in those trenches was anything but an agreeable one.
Parties of six men and an officer occupied them daily before
dawn, and remained there eighteen hours, as any attempt to leave
would have meant a hail of bullets from the enemy, distant only
about 600 yards. They were dug deep enough to require very little
earthwork for protection; hence they were more or less invisible
by the enemy in their larger trenches. These latter were
constantly subjected to the annoyance of bullets coming,
apparently, from the ground, and, though other foes might have
acted differently in like circumstances, the Boers did not care
for the job of advancing across the open to dislodge the hidden
enemy.</p>
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<p>In a very few days a new bomb-proof shelter had been
constructed for me, and to inaugurate it I gave an underground
dinner with six guests. This bomb-proof was indeed a triumph in
its line, and I must describe it. About 18 by 15 feet, and 8 feet
high, it was reached by a flight of twelve wooden steps, at the
top of which was a door that gave it the privacy of a room. It
was lighted besides by three horizontal apertures, which
resembled the very large portholes of a sailing-ship, and this
illusion was increased by the wooden flaps that could be closed
at will. The roof was composed of two lots of steel rails placed
one above the other, and on these were sheets of corrugated iron
and a huge tarpaulin to keep out the rain. Above, again, were 9
feet of solid earth, while rows upon rows of sandbags were piled
outside the entrance to guard against splinters and stray
bullets. The weighty roof was supported, as an additional
precaution, on the inside by three stout wooden posts, which,
together with the rather dim light, most apparent when descending
from the brilliant sunshine outside, gave the bomb-proof the
appearance of a ship's cabin; in fact, one of my visitors
remarked it much reminded him of the well-known print of the
<i>Victory's</i> cockpit when Nelson lay a-dying. The interior
panelling was painted white. One wall was entirely covered with
an enormous Union Jack, and the other was decorated with native
weapons, crowned by a trophy of that very war—namely, the
only Mauser carbine then taken from the Boers. To complete the
up-to-date nature of this protected dwelling, a telephone was
installed, through the medium of which I could in a second
communicate with the Staff Headquarters, and have due notice
given me of "Creechy's" movements. In this shelter it was
certainly no hardship to spend those hot days, and it was known
to be the coolest place in town at that hot season of the
year.</p>
<p>On Sundays we were able, thanks to the religious proclivities
of the Boers, to end our mole existence for twenty-four hours,
and walk and live like Christians. To almost the end of the siege
this truce was scrupulously observed on both sides, and from
early dawn to late at night the whole population thoroughly
enjoyed themselves. The relieved expression on the faces of all
could not fail to be apparent to even a casual observer. Pale
women and children emerged from their laager, put on their
finery, sunned themselves, and did their shopping. The black
ladies went in a body to the veldt to collect firewood with all
their natural gaiety and light-heartedness, which not even
shell-fire and numerous casualties amongst themselves seemed
seriously to disturb. Those of us who had horses and carriages at
our disposal rode and drove anywhere within our lines in perfect
safety. The first Sunday I was in Mafeking I was up and on my
pony by 6 a.m., unwilling to lose a moment of the precious day.
We rode all round our defences, and inspected Canon Kopje, the
scene of the most determined attack the Boers had made, the
repulse of which, at the beginning of the siege, undoubtedly
saved the town. From there we looked through the telescope at
"Creechy," whose every movement could be watched from this point
of vantage, and whose wickedly shining barrel was on the "day of
rest" modestly pointed to the ground. Returning, we rode through
the native stadt, quite the most picturesque part of Mafeking,
where the trim, thatched, beaver-shaped huts, surrounded by mud
walls, enclosing the little gardens and some really good-sized
trees, appeared to have suffered but little damage from the
bombardment, in spite of the Boers having specially directed
their fire against the inhabitants (the Baralongs), who were old
opponents of theirs. These natives were only armed by the
authorities when the invaders specially selected them for their
artillery fire and made raids on their cattle. The variety and
sizes of these arms were really laughable. Some niggers had
old-fashioned Sniders, others elephant guns, and the remainder
weapons with enormously long barrels, which looked as if they
dated back to Waterloo. To their owners, however, the maker or
the epoch of the weapon mattered little. They were proud men, and
stalked gravely along the streets with their precious rifles,
evidently feeling such a sense of security as they had never
experienced before.</p>
<p>On the Sunday I alluded to, after our ride we attended morning
service, held as usual in the neat little church, which, with the
exception of a few gashes in the ceiling rafters, caused by
fragments of shell, had up to date escaped serious injury. The
Dutch Church, on the other hand, curiously enough, was almost
demolished by shell-fire at the beginning of the siege. We then
drove up to the hospital, where Miss Hill, the plucky and
youthful-looking matron, received us and showed us round. This
girl—for she was little more—had been the life and
prop of the place for the past two months, during which time the
resources of the little hospital had been taxed almost past
belief. Where twenty was the usual number of patients, there were
actually sixty-four on the occasion of my first visit. The staff
was composed of only a matron and three trained nurses. In
addition to their anxieties for the patients, who were being so
frequently brought in with the most terrible injuries, these
nurses underwent considerable risks from the bombardment, which,
no doubt from accident, had been all along directed to the
vicinity of the hospital and convent, which lay close together.
The latter had temporarily been abandoned by the nuns, who were
living in an adjacent bomb-proof, and the former had not escaped
without having a shell through one of the wards, at the very time
a serious operation was taking place. By a miraculous
dispensation no patient was injured, but a woman, who had been
previously wounded by a Mauser bullet while in the laager, died
of fright.</p>
<p>The afternoon was taken up by a sort of gymkhana, when a happy
holiday crowd assembled to see the tilting at the ring, the
lemon-cutting, and the tug-of-war. At this entertainment Colonel
Baden-Powell was thoroughly in his element, chatting to everyone
and dispensing tea from a travelling waggon. In the evening I
dined at Dixon's with our old party, and, really, the two months
that had elapsed since I was at that same table had effected but
little change in the surroundings and in the fare, which at that
early stage of the siege was as plentiful as ever, even the stock
of Schweppes' soda-water appearing inexhaustible. Besides this
luxury, we had beautiful fresh tomatoes and young cabbages. The
meat had resolved itself into beef, and beef only, but eggs
helped out the menu, and the only non-existent delicacy was
"fresh butter." This commodity existed in tins, but I must
confess the sultry weather had anticipated the kitchen, in that
it usually appeared in a melted state.</p>
<p>The most formidable weapon of the Boers was, naturally, the
big siege Creusot gun. The very first day I arrived in Mafeking
"Creechy" discharged a shell that killed a trooper of the
Protectorate Regiment, who happened to be standing up in the
stables singing a song, whilst four or five others were seated on
the ground. The latter were uninjured, but the dead man was
absolutely blown to bits, and one of his legs was found in the
roof. A few days after two more shells landed in the
market-square, one going through the right window of the
chemist's shop, the other demolishing the left-hand one. Some of
the staff were actually in the shop when the second shell came
through the window, and were covered with dust, broken bits of
glass, and shattered wood, but all providentially escaped unhurt.
Others were not so fortunate, for a nigger in the market-square
was literally cut in half, and a white man 100 yards away had his
leg torn off. Again, in Mr. Wiel's store a shell burst while the
building was full of people, without injuring anyone; but one of
the splinters carried an account-book from the counter and
deposited it in the roof on its outward passage. Indeed, not a
day passed but one heard of marvellously narrow escapes.</p>
<p>As the heat increased, the shelling grew certainly slacker,
and, after an hour or two spent in exchanging greetings in the
early morning, both besieged and besiegers seemed to slumber
during the sultry noonday hours. About four they appeared to
rouse themselves, and often my telephone would then ring up with
the message: "The gun is loaded, and pointed at the town." Almost
simultaneously a panting little bell, not much louder than a
London muffin-bell, but heard distinctly all over the town in the
clear atmosphere, would give tongue, and luckless folk who were
promenading the streets had about three seconds to seek shelter,
the alarm being sounded as the flash was seen by the look-out.
One afternoon they gave us three shots in six minutes, but, of
course, this rapid firing was much safer for the inhabitants than
a stray shot after a long interval, as people remained
below-ground expecting a repetition of that never-to-be-forgotten
crashing explosion, followed by the sickening noise of the
splinters tearing through the air, sometimes just over one's
head, like the crack of a very long whip, manipulated by a
master-hand. The smallest piece of one of these fragments was
sufficient to kill a man, and scarcely anyone wounded with a
shell ever seemed to survive, the wounds being nearly always
terribly severe, and their poison occasioning gangrene to set in.
There were many comic as well as tragic incidents connected with
the shells of the big gun. A monkey belonging to the post-office,
who generally spent the day on the top of a pole to which he was
chained, would, on hearing the alarm-bell, rapidly descend from
his perch, and, in imitation of the human beings whom he saw
taking shelter, quickly pop under a large empty biscuit-tin. Dogs
also played a great part in the siege. One, belonging to the
Base-Commandant, was wounded no less than three times; a rough
Irish terrier accompanied the Protectorate Regiment in all its
engagements; and a third amused itself by running after the small
Maxim shells, barking loudly, and trying to retrieve pieces. On
the other hand, the Resident Commissioner's dog was a prudent
animal, and whenever she heard the alarm-bell, she would leave
even her dinner half eaten, and bolt down her master's
bomb-proof. On one occasion I remember being amused at seeing a
nigger, working on the opposite side of the road, hold up a spade
over his head like an umbrella as the missile came flashing by,
while a fellow-workman crawled under a large tarpaulin that was
stretched on the ground. These natives always displayed the most
astonishing sang-froid. One day we saw a funny scene on the
occasion of a Kaffir wedding, when the bridegroom was most
correctly attired in morning-dress and an old top-hat. Over his
frock-coat he wore his bandolier, and carried a rifle on his
shoulder; the bride, swathed in a long white veil from head to
foot, walked by his side, and was followed by two young ladies in
festive array, while the procession was brought up by more
niggers, armed, like the bridegroom, to the teeth. The party
solemnly paraded the streets for fully half an hour, in no wise
disconcerted by a pretty lively shelling and the ring of the
Mausers on the corrugated iron roofs.</p>
<p>Quite as disagreeable as "Creechy," although less noisy, was
the enemy's 1-pound Maxim. A very loud hammering, quickly
repeated, and almost simultaneously a whirring in the air,
followed by four quick explosions, and then we knew this
poisonous devil was at work. The shells were little gems in their
way, and when they did not burst, which was often the case, were
tremendously in request as souvenirs. Not much larger than an
ordinary pepper-caster, when polished up and varnished they made
really charming ornaments, and the natives were quick to learn
that they commanded a good price, for after a shower had fallen
there was a helter-skelter amongst the black boys for any
unexploded specimens. One evening we had a consignment into the
road just outside my bomb-proof, attracted by a herd of mules
going to water. Immediately the small piccaninny driving these
animals scampered off, returning in triumph with one of these
prizes, which he brought me still so hot that I could not hold
it. It used often to strike me how comic these scenes at Mafeking
would have been to any aeronaut hovering over the town of an
evening, especially when the shelling had been heavy. Towards
sundown the occupants of the various bomb-proofs used to emerge
and sit on the steps or the sandbags of their shelters,
conversing with their neighbours and discussing the day's damage.
All of a sudden the bell would tinkle, and down would go all the
heads, just as one has often seen rabbits on a summer evening
disappear into their holes at the report of a gun. In a few
minutes, when the explosion was over, they would bob up again, to
see if any harm had been done by the last missile. Then night
would gradually fall on the scene, sometimes made almost as light
as day by a glorious African moon, concerning which I shall
always maintain that in no other country is that orb of such
brightness, size, and splendour. The half-hour between sundown
and moonrise, or twilight and inky blackness, as the case
happened to be, according to the season or the weather, was about
the pleasantest time in the whole day. As a rule it was a
peaceful interval as regards shelling. Herds of mules were driven
along the dusty streets to be watered; cattle and goats returned
from the veldt, where they had been grazing in close proximity to
the town, as far as possible out of sight; foot-passengers,
amongst them many women, scurried along the side-walks closely
skirting the houses. Then, when daylight had completely faded,
all took shelter, to wait for the really vicious night-gun, which
was usually fired between eight and nine with varying regularity,
as our enemies, no doubt, wished to torment the inhabitants by
not allowing them to know when it was safe for them to seek their
homes and their beds. There was a general feeling of relief when
"Creechy" had boomed her bloodthirsty "Good-night." Only once
during the whole siege was she fired in the small hours of the
morning, and that was on Dingaan's Day (December 16), when she
terrified the sleeping town by beginning her day's work at 2.30
a.m., followed by a regular bombardment from all the other guns
in chorus, to celebrate the anniversary of the great Boer victory
over the Zulus many years ago. Frequent, however, were the
volleys from the trenches that suddenly broke the tranquillity of
the early night, and startling were they in their apparent
nearness till one got accustomed to them. At first I thought the
enemy must be firing in the streets, so loud were the reports,
owing to the atmosphere and the wind setting in a particular
direction. The cause of these volleys was more difficult to
discover, and, as our men never replied, it seemed somewhat of a
waste of ammunition. Their original cause was a sortie early in
the siege, when Captain Fitzclarence made a night attack with the
bayonet on their trenches. Ever afterwards an animal moving on
the veldt, a tree or bush stirred by the wind, an unusual light
in the town, was sufficient for volley after volley to be poured
at imaginary foes. By nine o'clock these excitements were usually
over, and half an hour afterwards nearly every soul not on duty
was asleep, secure in the feeling that for every one who reposed
two were on watch; while, as regards Colonel Baden-Powell, he was
always prowling about, and the natives revived his old Matabele
nickname of "the man that walks by night."</p>
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