<h4><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVI.</h4>
<h3>MR. LANSDELL RELATES AN ADVENTURE.</h3>
<p>The Tuesday was a fine day. The August sunshine—the beautiful
harvest-time sunshine which was rejoicing the hearts of all the farmers
in Midlandshire—awoke Mrs. Gilbert very early. She was going to Mordred
Priory. For once she forgot to notice the ugliness of the shabby
furniture, the bare whitewashed walls upon which her eyes opened. She
was going to Mordred Priory. There are moments in our lives in which all
the great expanse of the past and future seems as nothing compared with
the consummate felicity of the present. It was very early; but not too
early for her to get up, Mrs. Gilbert thought. She seated herself before
the little glass at the open window, and brushed her long black hair;
while the birds twittered and shook themselves in the sunshine, and the
faint lowing of cattle came like a long drowsy murmur from the distant
fields.</p>
<p>The surgeon and his wife had held solemn conference with each other as
to the hour at which they ought to arrive at Mordred Priory. Luncheon
might be eaten at any time from one until three. Mr. Gilbert said; and
it was decided, therefore, that they should present themselves at the
gates of the Priory a short time before one o'clock.</p>
<p>How pretty the village of Mordred looked in the sleepy August
atmosphere, the hazy, Cuyp-like sunshine! How beautiful everything
looked just at the entrance to the village, where there was a long
straggling inn with a top-heavy roof, all dotted over with impossible
little windows, a dear old red-tiled roof, with pouters and fantails
brooding and cooing to themselves in the sunshine, and yellow stonecrop
creeping here and there in patches of gold! To the right of the inn a
shady road led away below the walls of the Priory to the square-turreted
church; and, grander than the church itself, the lofty gates of Mordred
dominated over all.</p>
<p>Isabel almost trembled as Mr. Gilbert got out of the gig and pulled the
iron ring that hung at the end of a long chain on one side of those
formidable oaken gates. It seemed like ringing at the door of the Past,
somehow; and the Doctor's Wife half expected to see quaintly-costumed
servants, with long points to their shoes and strange parti-coloured
garments, and a jester with a cap and bells, when those great gates were
opened. But the person who opened the gates was only a very harmless old
woman, who inhabited some stony chambers on one side of the ponderous
archway. George drove slowly under that splendid Norman gateway, and
Isabel looked with a shiver at the portcullis and the great rusty chains
high above her head. If it should fall some day upon Mr. Lansdell, as he
was riding out of his grand domain! Her mind was like a voluminous
picture-book, full of romantic incidents and dreadful catastrophes; and
she was always imagining such events as these. Brown Molly jogged slowly
along the winding drive,—oh, the beautiful shrubberies, and banks of
verdure, and dark shining foliage, and spreading cedars, making solemn
shadows yonder on the lawn, and peeps of glistening water in the
distance; how beautiful! how beautiful!—and stopped before a Gothic
porch, a grey old ivy-covered porch, beneath which there was an open
doorway that revealed a hall with armour on the walls, and helmed
classic heads of white marble on black marble pedestals, and skins of
savage beasts upon dark oak floors. Isabel had only caught a brief
glimpse of the dusky splendour of this interior, when a groom appeared
from behind a distant angle of the house and ran forward to take George
Gilbert's horse; and in the next moment Mr. Lansdell came out of the
porch, and bade his visitors welcome to Mordred.</p>
<p>"I am so glad to see you! What a lovely morning, is it not? I'm afraid
you must have found the roads rather dusty, though. Take care of Mr.
Gilbert's horse, Christie; you'd better put him into one of the
loose-boxes. You see my dogs know you, Mrs. Gilbert." A liver-coloured
pointer and a great black retriever were taking friendly notice of
Isabel. "Will you come and see my pictures at once? I expect Gwendoline
and her father, and your friend Mr. Raymond, and the children,
presently."</p>
<p>There was no special brilliancy or eloquence in all this, but it sounded
different from other people's talk, somehow. The languid, lingering
tones were very cordial in spite of their languor; and then how splendid
the speaker looked in his loose black velvet morning coat, which
harmonized so exquisitely with the Rembrandt hues of his complexion!
There was a waxen-looking hothouse flower in his button-hole, and across
that inspiration of a West-end tailor, his waistcoat, there glimmered a
slender chain of very yellow gold, with onyx cameos and antique golden
coins hanging to it,—altogether different from the clumsy yellow
lockets and fusee-boxes which dangled on the padded chests of the
officers at Conventford, whom Isabel had until lately so implicitly
believed in.</p>
<p>Mr. Lansdell led the way into a room, beyond which there were other
rooms opening one into the other in a long vista of splendour and
sunshine. Isabel had only a very faint idea of what she saw in those
beautiful rooms. It was all a confusion of brightness and colour, which
was almost too much for her poor sentimental brain. It was all a
splendid chaos, in which antique oak cabinets, and buhl and marqueterie,
and carved ebony chairs, and filagree-work and ivory, old Chelsea,
Battersea, Copenhagen, Vienna, Dresden, S�vres, Derby, and Salopian
china, Majolica and Palissy ware, pictures and painted windows, revolved
like the figures in a kaleidoscope before her dazzled eyes. Mr. Lansdell
was very kind, and explained the nature of some of these beautiful
things as he loitered here and there with his guests. George walked
softly, with his hat in his hand, as if he had been in church, and
stared with equal reverence at everything. He was pleased with a
Vandevilde, because the sea was so nice and green, and the rigging so
neatly made out; and he stopped a minute before a Fyt to admire the
whiskers of a hare; and he thought that a plump-shouldered divinity by
Greuze, with melting blue eyes and a grey satin gown, was rather a fine
young woman; but he did not particularly admire the Murillos or the
Spagnolettis, and thought that the models who sat to those two masters
would have done better had they washed their faces and combed their hair
before doing so.</p>
<p>Mr. Gilbert was not enthusiastic about the pictures; but Isabel's eyes
wandered here and there in a rapture of admiration, and by-and-by those
great dark eyes filled with tears before the gem of Mr. Lansdell's
collection, a Raffaelle, a picture of the Man of Sorrows half fainting
under the cruel burden of His cross, sublime in resignation, unspeakably
sorrowful and tender; an exquisite half-length figure, sharply defined
against a vivid blue sky. "My father believed in that picture," said Mr.
Lansdell; "but connoisseurs shrug their shoulders and tell me that it
never stood upon the easel of Raffaelle d'Urbino."</p>
<p>"But it is so beautiful," Isabel answered in a low, awe stricken voice.
She had been very inattentive to the Rector's sermon on the previous
Sunday, but her heart filled with tender devotion as she looked at this
picture. "Does it matter much who painted it, if it is only beautiful?"</p>
<p>And then Mr. Lansdell began to explain in what manner the picture
differed from the best-authenticated productions of the prince of
painters; but in the middle of his little lecture Mr. Raymond and the
orphans came trooping through the rooms, and the conversation became
general. Soon after this Lady Gwendoline and her father made their
appearance, and then a very neatly-dressed maid conducted the ladies to
a dressing-room that had once belonged to Roland's mother, where the
window-curtains were sea-green silk, and the looking-glass was framed in
S�vres-biscuit, and where there were ivory-backed brushes, and
glittering bottles of rich yellow-looking perfume in a casket of gold
and enamel.</p>
<p>Isabel took off her bonnet, and smoothed her hair with one of the
brushes, and remembered her dressing-table at home, and a broken black
brush of George's with all the unprotected wires sticking out at the
back. She thought of the drawer in the looking-glass, with a few bent
hair-pins, and her husband's razors with coloured bone handles, and a
flat empty bottle that had once held lavender-water, all jostling one
another when the drawer was pulled open. Mrs. Gilbert thought of these
things while Lady Gwendoline removed her bonnet—another marvellous
bonnet—and drew off the tightest
coffee-with-plenty-of-milk-in-it-coloured gloves, and revealed long
white hands, luminous with opals and diamonds. The Doctor's Wife had
time to contemplate Lady Gwendoline's silk dress—that
exquisitely-fitting dress, whose soft golden brown was only a little
darker than the lady's hair; and the tiny embroidered collar, fitting
closely to the long slender throat, and clasped by one big turquoise in
a wide rim of lustreless gold, and the turquoise earrings just peeping
out under rich bands of auburn hair, Mrs. Gilbert admired all these
things, and she saw that Lady Gwendoline's face, which was so handsome
in profile, was just a little faded and wan when you had a full view of
it.</p>
<p>The orphans took the gold tops off the bottles one by one, and sniffed
energetically at the different perfumes, and disputed in whispers as to
which was nicest. Lady Gwendoline talked very kindly to Mrs. Gilbert.
She did not at all relish being asked to meet the Doctor's Wife, and she
was angry with her cousin for noticing these people; but she was too
well bred to be otherwise than kind to Roland's visitor.</p>
<p>They all went down-stairs presently, and were ushered into an
oak-paneled room, where there was an oval table laid for luncheon, and
where Isabel found herself seated presently on Mr. Lansdell's right
hand, and opposite to Lady Gwendoline Pomphrey.</p>
<p>This was life. There was a Lance-like group of hothouse grapes and
peaches, crowned with a pine-apple, in a high Dresden basket in the
centre of the table. Isabel had never been in company with a pine-apple
until to-day. There were flowers upon the table, and a faint odour of
orange blossoms and apricots pervaded the atmosphere. There were starry
white glasses, so fragile-looking that it seemed as if a breath would
have blown them away; cup-shaped glasses, broad shallow glasses like
water-lily leaves, glasses of the palest green, and here and there a
glimpse of ruby glass flashing in the sunshine Mrs. Gilbert had a very
vague idea of the nature of the viands which were served to her at that
wonderful feast. Somebody dropped a lump of ice into the shallow glass,
and filled it afterwards with a yellow bubbling wine, which had a faint
flavour of jargonelle pears, and which some one said was Moselle. Mr.
Lansdell put some white creamy compound on her plate, which might or
might not have been chicken: and one of the servants brought her an
edifice of airy pastry, filled with some mysterious concoction in which
there were little black lumps. She took a spoonful of the concoction,
seeing that other people had done so; but she was very doubtful about
the little black lumps, which she conjectured to be a mistake of the
cook's. And then some one brought her an ice, a real ice,—just as if
Mordred Priory had been a perpetual pastrycook's shop,—a pink ice in
the shape of a pear, which she ate with a pointed gold spoon; and then
the pine-apple was cut, and she had a slice of it, and was rather
disappointed in it, as hardly realizing the promise of its appearance.</p>
<p>But all the dishes in that banquet were of "such stuff as dreams are
made of." So may have tasted the dew-berries which Titania's attendants
gave to Bottom. To Isabel there was a dream-like flavour in everything.
Was not <i>he</i> by her side, talking to her every now and then? The
subjects of which he spoke were commonplace enough, certainly, and he
talked to other people as well as to her. He talked about the plans of
the Cabinet and the hunting season to Lord Ruysdale, and he talked of
books and pictures with Mr. Raymond and Lady Gwendoline, and of parish
matters with George Gilbert. He seemed to know all about everything in
the world, Isabel thought. She could not say much. <i>How</i> to admire was
all the art she knew. As to the orphans, those young ladies sat side by
side, and nudged each other when the sacrificial knife was plunged into
any fresh viand, and discoursed together every now and then in rapturous
whispers. No part of the banquet came amiss to these young persons, from
rout-cakes and preserved ginger to lobster-salad or the wall of a
fricandeau.</p>
<p>It was four o'clock by the time the pine-apple had been cut, and the
banquet concluded. The oak-painted room was lighted by one window—a
great square window—which almost filled one side of the room; a
splendid window, out of which you could walk into a square garden—an
old-fashioned garden—divided from the rest of the grounds by cropped
hedges of dense box; wonderful boundaries, that had taken a century or
two to grow. The bees were humming in this garden all luncheon-time, and
yellow butterflies shot backwards and forwards in the sunshine: tall
hollyhocks flowered gorgeously in the prim beds, and threw straight
shadows on the grass.</p>
<p>"Shall we go into the garden?" said Lady Gwendoline, as they rose from
the table, and everybody assented: so presently Isabel found herself
amidst a little group upon the miniature lawn, in the centre of which
there was a broad marble basin, filled with gold fish, and a feeble
little fountain, that made a faint tinkling sound in the still August
atmosphere.</p>
<p>Mr. Raymond and Roland Lansdell both having plenty to say for
themselves, and Lord Ruysdale and Lady Gwendoline being able to
discourse pleasantly upon any possible subject, there had been no lack
of animated conversation, though neither the doctor nor his wife had
done much to keep the ball rolling.</p>
<p>Mr. Lansdell and his guests had been talking of all manner of things;
flying off at tangents to all kinds of unlikely subjects; till they had
come, somehow or other, to discuss the question of length of days.</p>
<p>"I can't say that I consider long life an inestimable blessing," said
Roland, who was amusing himself with throwing minute morsels of a
macaroon to the gold fish. "They're not so interesting as Sterne's
donkey, are they, Mrs. Gilbert? No, I do <i>not</i> consider long life an
advantage, unless one can be 'warm and young' for ever, like our dear
Raymond. Perhaps I am only depreciating the fruit because it hangs out
of my reach, though; for everybody knows that the Lansdells never live
to be old."</p>
<p>Isabel's heart gave a bump as Roland said this, and involuntarily she
looked at him with just one sudden startled glance. Of course he would
die young; Beings always have so died, and always must. A thrill of pain
shot through her breast as she thought of this; yet I doubt if she would
have had it otherwise. It would be almost better that he should break a
blood-vessel, or catch a fever, or commit suicide, than that he should
ever live to have grey hair, and wear spectacles and double-soled boots.</p>
<p>Brief as that sudden look of alarm had been, Roland had seen it, and
paused for a moment before he went on talking.</p>
<p>"No; we are not a long-lived race. We have been consumptive; and we have
had our heads cut off in the good old days, when to make a confidential
remark to a friend was very often leze majesty, or high treason; and we
have been killed in battle,—at Flodden, to wit, and at Fontenoy, and in
the Peninsula; and one of us was shot through the lungs in an Irish
duel, on the open sward of the 'Phaynix.' In short, I almost fancy some
fearful ban must have been set upon us in the Dark Ages, when one of our
progenitors, a wicked prior of Mordred, who had been a soldier and a
renegade before he crept into the bosom of the Church, appropriated some
of the sanctified plate to make a dowry for his handsome daughter, who
married Sir Anthony Lansdell, knight, and thus became the mother of our
race; and we are evidently a doomed race, for very few of us have ever
lived to see a fortieth birthday."</p>
<p>"And how is your doom to be brought about, Roland?" asked Lady
Gwendoline.</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>that's</i> all settled," Mr. Lansdell answered. "I know my destiny."</p>
<p>"It has been predicted to you?"</p>
<p>"Yes."</p>
<p>"How very interesting!" exclaimed the lady, with a pretty silvery laugh.
Isabel's eyes opened wider and wider, and fixed themselves on Roland
Lansdell's face.</p>
<p>"Pray tell us all about it," continued Lady Gwendoline. "We won't
promise to be very much frightened, because the accessories are not
quite the thing for a ghost story. If it were midnight now, and we were
sitting in the oak room, with the lights burning low, and the shadows
trembling on the wall, you might do what you liked with our nerves. And
yet I really don't know that a ghost might not be more awful in the
broad sunshine—a ghost that would stalk across the grass, and then fade
slowly, till it melted into the water-drops of the fountain. Come,
Roland, you must tell us all about the prediction; was it made by a
pretty girl with a dove on her wrist, like the phantom that appeared to
Lord Lyttleton? Shall we have to put back the clock for an hour, in
order to foil the designs of your impalpable foe? Or was it a black cat,
or a gentleman usher, or a skeleton; or all three?"</p>
<p>"I dare say it was an abnormal state of the organs of form and colour,"
said Mr. Raymond. "That's the foundation of all ghost stories."</p>
<p>"But it isn't by any means a ghost story," answered Roland Lansdell.
"The gentleman who predicted my early death was the very reverse of a
phantom; and the region of the prediction was a place which has never
yet been invested with any supernatural horrors. Amongst all the legends
of the Old Bailey, I never heard of any ghostly record."</p>
<p>"The Old Bailey!" exclaimed Lady Gwendoline.</p>
<p>"Yes. The affair was quite an adventure, and the only adventure I ever
had in my life."</p>
<p>"Pray tell us the story."</p>
<p>"But it's rather a long one, and not particularly interesting."</p>
<p>"I insist upon hearing it," said Mr. Raymond; "you've stimulated our
organs of wonder, and you're bound to restore our brains to their normal
state by satisfying our curiosity."</p>
<p>"Most decidedly," exclaimed Lady Gwendoline, seating herself upon a
rustic bench, with the shining folds of her silk dress spread round her
like the plumage of some beautiful bird, and a tiny fringed parasol
sloping a little backward from her head, and throwing all manner of
tremulous pinky shadows upon her animated face.</p>
<p>She was very handsome when she was animated; it was only when her face
was in repose that you saw how much her beauty had faded since the
picture with the high forehead and the long curls was first exhibited to
an admiring public. It may be that Lady Gwendoline knew this, and was on
that, account rather inclined to be animated about trifles.</p>
<p>"Well, I'll tell you the story, if you like," said Roland, "but I warn
you that there's not much in it. I don't suppose you—any of you—take
much interest in criminal cases; but this one made rather a sensation at
the time."</p>
<p>"A criminal case?"</p>
<p>"Yes. I was in town on business a year or two ago. I'd come over from
Switzerland to renew some leases, and look into a whole batch of
tiresome business matters, which my lawyer insisted upon my attending to
in my own proper person, very much to my annoyance. While I was in
London I dropped into the United Joint-Stock Bank, Temple-Bar Branch, to
get circular notes and letters of credit upon their correspondent at
Constantinople, and so on. I was not in the office more than five
minutes. But while I was talking to one of the clerks at the counter, a
man came in, and stood close at my elbow while he handed in a cheque for
eighty-seven pounds ten, or some such amount—I know it came very close
upon the hundred—received the money, and went out. He looked like a
groom out of livery. I left the bank almost immediately after him, and
as he turned into a little alley leading down to the Temple. I followed
a few paces behind him, for I had business in Paper Buildings. At the
bottom of the alley my friend the groom was met by a big black-whiskered
man, who seemed to have been waiting for him, for he caught him suddenly
by the arm, and said, 'Well, did they do it?' 'Yes,' the other man
answered, and began fumbling in his waistcoat-pocket, making a chinking
sound as he did so. I had seen him put his money, which he took in notes
and gold, into this waistcoat-pocket. 'You needn't have pounced upon me
so precious sharp,' he said, rather sulkily; 'I wasn't going to bolt
with it, was I?' The black-whiskered man had seen me by this time, and
he muttered something to his companion, which evidently meant that he
was to hold his tongue, and then dragged him off without further
ceremony in the opposite direction to that in which I was going. This
was all I saw of the groom or the black-whiskered gentleman on that
occasion. I thought their method of cashing a cheque was rather a queer
one; but I thought no more about it, until three weeks afterwards, when
I went into the Temple-Bar Office of the United Joint-Stock again to
complete my Continental arrangements, and was told that the cheque for
eighty-seven pounds ten, more or less, which had been cashed in my
presence, was a forgery; one of a series of most audacious frauds,
perpetrated by a gang whose plans had only just come to light, and none
of whom had yet been arrested. 'They've managed to keep themselves dark
in the most extraordinary manner,' the clerk told me; 'the cheques are
supposed to have been all fabricated by one man, but three or four men
have been employed to get hold of the original signatures of our
customers, which they have obtained by a complicated system. No two
cheques have been presented by the same person,—that's the point that
has beaten the detectives; they don't know what sort of men to look
for.' 'Don't they?' said I; 'then I think I can assist them in the
matter.' Whereupon I told my little story of the black-whiskered
gentleman."</p>
<p>Mr. Lansdell paused to take breath, and stole a glance at Isabel. She
was pale always,—but she was very pale now, and was watching him with
an eager breathless expression.</p>
<p>"Silly romantic little thing," he thought, "to be so intensely absorbed
in my story."</p>
<p>"You're getting interesting, Roland," said Lady Gwendoline. "Pray, go
on."</p>
<p>"The upshot of the matter was, that at eight o'clock that evening a
grave little gentleman in a pepper-and-salt waistcoat came to me at
Mivart's, and cross-questioned me closely as to what I knew of the man
who had cashed the cheque. 'You think you could recognize this man with
the black whiskers?' he said. 'Yes; most decidedly I could.' 'And you'll
swear to him, if necessary?' 'With pleasure.' On this the detective
departed, and came to me the next day, to tell me that he fancied he was
on the track of the man he warded, but he was at a loss for means of
identification. He knew, or thought that he knew, who the man was; but
he didn't know the man himself from Adam. The gang had taken fright, and
it was believed that they had all started for Liverpool, with the
intention of getting off to America by a vessel that was expected to
sail at eight o'clock the following morning. The detective had only just
got his information, and he came to me for help. The result of the
business was, that I put on my great-coat, sent for a cab, and started
for Euston Square with my friend the detective, with a view to
identifying the black-whiskered gentleman. It was the first adventure I
had ever had in my life, and I assure you I most heartily enjoyed it.</p>
<p>"Well, we travelled by the mail, got into Liverpool in the dead of the
night, and in the bleak early dawn of the next morning I had the supreme
pleasure of pointing out my black-whiskered acquaintance, just as he was
going to step on board the steamer that was to convey him to the
<i>Atalanta</i> screw-steam-ship, bound for New York. He looked very black at
first; but when he found that my companion was altogether <i>en r�gle</i>, he
went away with him, meekly enough, declaring that it was all a mistake,
and that it would be easily set right in town. I let the two go back
together, and returned by a later train, very well pleased with my
adventure.</p>
<p>"I was not so well pleased, however, when I found that I was wanted as a
witness at preliminary examinations, and adjourned examinations, and on
and off through a trial that lasted four days and a half; to say nothing
of being badgered and browbeaten by Old-Bailey practitioners,—who were
counsel for the prisoner,—and who asked me if it was my friend's
whiskers I recognized, or if I had never seen any other whiskers exactly
like his? if I should know him without his whiskers? whether I could
swear to the colour of his waistcoat? whether any member of my family
had ever been in a lunatic asylum? whether I usually devoted my leisure
time to travelling about with detective officers? whether I had been
plucked at Oxford? whether I should be able to recognize an acquaintance
whom I had only seen once in twenty years? whether I was short-sighted?
could I swear I was not short-sighted? would I be kind enough to read a
verse or so from a diamond edition of the works of Thomas Moore? and so
on. But question me as they would, the prisoner at the bar,—commonly
known as Jack the Scribe, <i>alias</i> Jack the Gentleman, <i>alias</i> ever so
many other names, which I have completely forgotten,—was the identical
person whom I had seen meet the groom at the entrance to the Temple. My
evidence was only a single link in a long chain; but I suppose it was
eminently damaging to my black-whiskered friend; for, when he and two of
his associates had received their sentence—ten years' penal
servitude—he turned towards where I was standing, and said:</p>
<p>"'I don't bear any grudge against the gentlemen of the jury, and I don't
bear any malice against the judge, though his sentence isn't a light
one; but when a languid swell mixes himself up in business that doesn't
concern him, he deserves to get it hot and strong. If ever I come out of
prison alive, I'll <i>kill you</i>!'"</p>
<p>"He shook his fist at me as he said it. There wasn't much in the words,
but there was a good deal in the way in which they were spoken. He tried
to say more; but the warders got hold of him and held him down, panting
and gasping, and with his face all of a dull livid white. I saw no more
of him; but if he does <i>live</i> to come out of prison, I most firmly
believe he'll keep his word."</p>
<p>"Izzie," cried George Gilbert suddenly, "what's the matter?"</p>
<p>All the point of Mr. Lansdell's story was lost; for at this moment
Isabel tottered and fell slowly backward upon the sward, and all the
gold fish leaped away in a panic of terror as the doctor dipped his hat
into the marble basin. He splashed the water into his wife's face, and
she opened her eyes at last, very slowly, and looked round her.</p>
<p>"Did he say that——" she said,—"did he say that he'd kill——!"</p>
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