<h2><SPAN name="THE_KING_OR_SOMETHING">THE KING OR SOMETHING<br/> (THE PUBLIC IS INVITED TO DANCE)</SPAN></h2>
<p>Letting me see.</p>
<p>Come together when you can.</p>
<p>Have it higher. You mean that lake.</p>
<p>What was that funny thing you said.</p>
<p>I am learning to say a break.</p>
<p>I am learning to say a clutch.</p>
<p>I am learning to say it in french. A house or lions.</p>
<p>A young lion looks like a dog. We laugh. I am
not satisfied.</p>
<p>You have to feel what you write.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE II.</p>
<p>I hear a noise.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE III.</p>
<p>Did I say I was a mechanic and a chauffeur but not
of the working classes not of the class of the working
classes. I saw a funeral. All along the street. This is
not inauguration. It was Sunday. Cook said he was
sorry he drove us there.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE IV.</p>
<p>Letting me see.</p>
<p>Nellie has a gift.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE V.</p>
<p>Do you mind whose presents.</p>
<p>We didn't bring them up.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE VI.</p>
<p>By hand.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE VII.</p>
<p>Nellie.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_123" title="123"> </SPAN>
PAGE VIII.</p>
<p>Now then yesterday.</p>
<p>Now then for today.</p>
<p>Nellie is poor that is to say she is not spending more
money.</p>
<p>Josephine and Genevieve.</p>
<p>A cup.</p>
<p>I am so happy.</p>
<p>In counting gifts.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>And in mixing ceramics.</p>
<p>You don't mean to make them.</p>
<p>Oh no to give them.</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE IX.</p>
<p>Were you pleased with this.</p>
<p>Are you fond of blue flowers. Yes if you pick them.
We will pick them together.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE X.</p>
<p>Not after you learn to drive.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XI.</p>
<p>Not that.</p>
<p>Not that today.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XII.</p>
<p>Next to come.</p>
<p>Next to come to me.</p>
<p>I speak splendidly.</p>
<p>Say it to come Egyptian.</p>
<p>I mean Bohemian.</p>
<p>Birds are not very tired.</p>
<p>Boys are being prepared.</p>
<p>Laugh and see.</p>
<p>Don't try it again.</p>
<p>I wish there was a market for chairs.</p>
<p>Do you mean that by that.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_124" title="124"> </SPAN>
PAGE XIII.</p>
<p>I will not say yes.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XIV.</p>
<p>Two cooks.</p>
<p>Any two cooks together.</p>
<p>Dismiss all the servants.</p>
<p>She did.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XV.</p>
<p>We didn't.</p>
<p>Allow me to differ.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XVI.</p>
<p>Did you say it did.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XVIII.</p>
<p>Very likely I missed it.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XIX.</p>
<p>Turn turn.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XX.</p>
<p>You must never hurry yourself.</p>
<p>No indeed.</p>
<p>Now I understand.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXI.</p>
<p>Think a minute think a minute there.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXII.</p>
<p>Wait a minute.</p>
<p>When will you remember about me.</p>
<p>Tomorrow.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Tomorrow.</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXIII.</p>
<p>A splendid instance of good treatment.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXIV.</p>
<p>There was a little apple eat.</p>
<p>By a little baby that is wet.</p>
<p>Wet from kisses.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_125" title="125"> </SPAN>
There was a good big cow came out.</p>
<p>Out of a little baby which is called stout.</p>
<p>Stout with kisses.</p>
<p>There will be a good cow come out.</p>
<p>Out of a little baby I don't doubt.</p>
<p>Neither does she covered with kisses.</p>
<p>She is misses.</p>
<p>That's it.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXV.</p>
<p>Seventy figs.</p>
<p>Apples are scarce.</p>
<p>Melons have not a good flavor.</p>
<p>Chickens are very good.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXVI.</p>
<p>A little inclination to the hotel Alcazar.</p>
<p>A little inclination did you say I am taking lessons
for it.</p>
<p>Indeed you are.</p>
<p>Convocation.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXVII.</p>
<p>Did you want me to mention churches.</p>
<p>If you please.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXVIII.</p>
<p>Surrounding cities.</p>
<p>Selfish cats.</p>
<p>And birds.</p>
<p>Birds are flying.</p>
<p>So are automobiles.</p>
<p>Listen to me when I speak.</p>
<p>Because I speak.</p>
<p>I dislike even raspberry vinegar.</p>
<p>We used to have it in California.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXIX.</p>
<p>Lizzie says yes.</p>
<p>She had a child.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_126" title="126"> </SPAN>
PAGE XXX.</p>
<p>Are you wretched.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXI.</p>
<p>I change the place.</p>
<p>Not at all.</p>
<p>I will sit.</p>
<p>This is the place for me.</p>
<p>You are not insulted.</p>
<p>By any one.</p>
<p>Every one says oh yes.</p>
<p>And I am very well pleased.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXII.</p>
<p>Yes oh yes.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXIII.</p>
<p>Any place to stay.</p>
<p>Today.</p>
<p>I know what I bought.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXIV.</p>
<p>Conduct Mr. Louis.</p>
<p>I say conduct Mr. Louis.</p>
<p>Flat pains.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXV.</p>
<p>Neat kings.</p>
<p>Afternoon watches.</p>
<p>Clouds in summer.</p>
<p>Rain.</p>
<p>Boxing flowers.</p>
<p>I do not mean white flowers.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXVI.</p>
<p>Credit me with wishes.</p>
<p>I do.</p>
<p>I will.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXVII.</p>
<p>Why doesn't he begin.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XXXVIII.</p>
<p>Lots of pages.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_127" title="127"> </SPAN>
PAGE XXXIX.</p>
<p>Night today.</p>
<p>Tonight today.</p>
<p>I can sit sinking.</p>
<p>Have a reproach.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XL.</p>
<p>Why do you mean to attack.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLI.</p>
<p>The Cow.</p>
<p>Yes Caesars.</p>
<p>The Cow.</p>
<p>Oh you blessed blessed blessed planner and dispenser
and joy.</p>
<p>My joy.</p>
<p>The Cow.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLII.</p>
<p>Such a successful morning afternoon.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLIII.</p>
<p>Just like the prince's.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLIV.</p>
<p>Pages of eating.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLV.</p>
<p>Pages of heating.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLVI.</p>
<p>Not a word of warning to them.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLVII.</p>
<p>I make feeble crackers.</p>
<p>Strong in birth.</p>
<p>Willful in argument.</p>
<p>Planned to take me.</p>
<p>Soldier wishes.</p>
<p>We wish an automobile.</p>
<p>We have stalls.</p>
<p>Stables.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_128" title="128"> </SPAN>
In weather stains.</p>
<p>Do you mean it. All of us mean it. Call us horses.
We are afraid of horses.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLVIII.</p>
<p>Sing to me resolutely.</p>
<p>Mr. Louis says not.</p>
<p>Joseph.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XLIX.</p>
<p>I have infinite patience.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE L.</p>
<p>Count in places.</p>
<p>Why do you need perquisites.</p>
<p>Because furniture is heavy.</p>
<p>It is heavy here.</p>
<p>And light in the hurry of needing water.</p>
<p>Why do you satisfy her.</p>
<p>I satisfy her with holes.</p>
<p>We were wicked on slates.</p>
<p>You mean roofs.</p>
<p>Roofs and nations.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LI.</p>
<p>Can you praise me.</p>
<p>Can you praise me.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LII.</p>
<p>Nominal general.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LIII.</p>
<p>This is a shore.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LIV.</p>
<p>Great civil destinies.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LV.</p>
<p>Come to me Louisa in a limousine.</p>
<p>We were walking.</p>
<p>We were walking and talking.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LVI.</p>
<p>Lift brown eggs.</p>
<p>To me.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_129" title="129"> </SPAN>
PAGE LVII.</p>
<p>Have you splendid pearls.</p>
<p>Have we splendid pearls.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LVIII.</p>
<p>I always think it is the best.</p>
<p>This.</p>
<p>And the name.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LIX.</p>
<p>Call me for the chance.</p>
<p>Does the moonlight trouble you.</p>
<p>It troubles me here.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LX.</p>
<p>This is the way to point.</p>
<p>That is the way.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXI.</p>
<p>Not a Greek God.</p>
<p>How do you say that.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXII.</p>
<p>I have a name.</p>
<p>She has the same.</p>
<p>Expression.</p>
<p>She looks like the soldier.</p>
<p>And we too are dull.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXIII.</p>
<p>I can just see them processioning.</p>
<p>I will not write a play.</p>
<p>Thank you kindly for your kind wishes.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXIV.</p>
<p>Let me see the sloop.</p>
<p>We used to use that word before.</p>
<p>In the evening and they met with attention.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXV.</p>
<p>I read about a star.</p>
<p>I heard a star.</p>
<p>I saw a star.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_130" title="130"> </SPAN>
I hear a star.</p>
<p>I see it.</p>
<p>Do you where.</p>
<p>There.</p>
<p>Don't you see.</p>
<p>It's an aeroplane.</p>
<p>Oh yes I heard it before.</p>
<p>So did I.</p>
<p>I do not care to bother.</p>
<p>We do.</p>
<p>That is quite natural.</p>
<p>Come again.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXVI.</p>
<p>Scratching her head.</p>
<p>Marcel.</p>
<p>Oh Marcel.</p>
<p>Spots.</p>
<p>Cleaner.</p>
<p>Nuns.</p>
<p>Wishes.</p>
<p>Does she neglect the subject.</p>
<p>I like what I feel.</p>
<p>Folette.</p>
<p>Hear.</p>
<p>Mrs. Beffa.</p>
<p>What is the name of the girl.</p>
<p>I wish I had such a child.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXVII.</p>
<p>Can I speak to you for his sister.</p>
<p>This is what I like to think.</p>
<p>Yes of course.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXVIII.</p>
<p>You do not understand our grievances.</p>
<p>We do not understand their subjects.</p>
<p>They are not annoyed by each other.</p>
<p>We have flights in aeroplanes at Buke. Spell it with
a t.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_131" title="131"> </SPAN>
Did you hear me wishing.</p>
<p>I wish to go away.</p>
<p>Expect Muriel.</p>
<p>We expect Muriel</p>
<p>Mrs. Tudor expects Muriel. We have no such
wishes. We wish to hear that she has another name,
Ethel or Muriel.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXIX.</p>
<p>Some people are heated with linen.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXX.</p>
<p>Can you pronounce it.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXI.</p>
<p>Can you see why I am inspired.</p>
<p>I can recognise the cause of inspiration.</p>
<p>So can a great many people.</p>
<p>This is laughable.</p>
<p>Come pleasantly.</p>
<p>And sing to me.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXII.</p>
<p>Counts and counting.</p>
<p>War liberty and success.</p>
<p>The window says then and there is a refusal.</p>
<p>Let this be a lesson to millionaires.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXIII.</p>
<p>Ernest says that they will not give money.</p>
<p>They are not charitable.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXIV.</p>
<p>Come Connect Us.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXV.</p>
<p>Lead him to me.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXVI.</p>
<p>Come to me easily.</p>
<p>Come to me there and tell me about speeches.</p>
<p>Speeches and my cousin.</p>
<p>He will not send the van.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_132" title="132"> </SPAN>
Yes he will send the van.</p>
<p>And when he can.</p>
<p>He can send it.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXVII.</p>
<p>When she comes does she leave her kitchen dirty.</p>
<p>When she comes does she wash the silver.</p>
<p>When she comes do they all say how do you do.</p>
<p>This seems very little after it all.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXVIII.</p>
<p>When she comes say yes.</p>
<p>When she comes say she is.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXIX.</p>
<p>When she comes say he is.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXX.</p>
<p>I do not like stories mixed in in a story. This is
an instance the colored regiment. Yes I see. Of course
you can be angry about it.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXI.</p>
<p>A splendid attraction and a visitor. Was she sorry.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXII.</p>
<p>How much did Harriet pay for her suits.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXIII.</p>
<p>Can you think about me.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXIV.</p>
<p>Do you think about the Chinese.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXV.</p>
<p>Can you eat.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXVI.</p>
<p>Do you eat.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXVII.</p>
<p>Leave them alone.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE LXXXVIII.</p>
<p>Can you mean to be sleepy.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_133" title="133"> </SPAN>
PAGE LXXXIX.</p>
<p>Can you not neglect to answer.</p>
<p>Yes I can.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XC.</p>
<p>An educated mark.</p>
<p>Educated leisurely.</p>
<p>You can not despise him. Can you despise him.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCI.</p>
<p>I want to be simple and think.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCII.</p>
<p>You are very ready to do it. No I don't think so.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCIII.</p>
<p>Can you be wise.</p>
<p>Can you be very welcome.</p>
<p>Can you be very welcome in mentioning a winter.
Believe in a winter. Yes we do.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCIV.</p>
<p>Can you establish stations. I can establish stations
here.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCV.</p>
<p>Can you give advice.</p>
<p>Can you give advice to him.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCVI.</p>
<p>Can you give advice to her.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">PAGE XCVII.</p>
<p>What does the nigger say today.</p>
<p class="small-capped-heading">FINIS.</p>
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