<h2><SPAN name="ACCENTS_IN_ALSACE">ACCENTS IN ALSACE.<br/> <small>A REASONABLE TRAGEDY.</small></SPAN></h2>
<p class="center heading-space">Act I. The Schemils.</p>
<p>Brother brother go away and stay.</p>
<p>Sister mother believe me I say.</p>
<p>They will never get me as I run away.</p>
<p>He runs away and stays away and strange to say
he passes the lines and goes all the way and they do not
find him but hear that he is there in the foreign legion
in distant Algier.</p>
<p>And what happens to the family.</p>
<p>The family manages to get along and then some one
of his comrades in writing a letter which is gotten hold
of by the Boche find he is a soldier whom they cannot
touch, so what do they do they decide to embrew his
mother and sister and father too. And how did they
escape by paying <ins title="somebody">sombody</ins> money.</p>
<p>That is what you did with the Boche. You always
paid some money to some one it might be a colonel or it
might be a sergeant but anyway you did it and it was
<ins title="necessary">neccesary</ins> so then what happened.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">The Schemmels.</p>
<p>Sing so la douse so la dim.</p>
<p>Un deux trois</p>
<p>Can you tell me wha</p>
<p>Is it indeed.</p>
<p>What you call a Petide.</p>
<p>And then what do I say to thee</p>
<p>Let me kiss thee willingly.</p>
<p>Not a mountain not a goat not a door.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_410" title="410"> </SPAN>
Not a whisper not a curl not a gore</p>
<p>In me meeney miney mo.</p>
<p>You are my love and I tell you so.</p>
<p class="larger-indent">In the daylight</p>
<p class="larger-indent">And the night</p>
<p>Baby winks and holds me tight.</p>
<p>In the morning and the day and the evening and
<ins title="always">alway</ins>.</p>
<p>I hold my baby as I say.</p>
<p>Completely.</p>
<p>And what is an accent of my wife.</p>
<p>And accent and the present life.</p>
<p>Oh sweet oh my oh sweet oh my</p>
<p>I love you love you and I try</p>
<p>I try not to be nasty and hasty and good</p>
<p>I am my little baby's daily food.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Alsatia.</p>
<p>In the exercise of greatness there is charm.</p>
<p>Believe me I mean to do you harm.</p>
<p>And except you have a stomach to alarm.</p>
<p>I mean to scatter so you are to arm.</p>
<p>Let me go.</p>
<p>And the Alsatians say.</p>
<p>What has another prince a birthday.</p>
<hr/>
<p class="larger-indent">Now we come back to the Schemmils.</p>
<p>Schimmel Schimmel Gott in Himmel</p>
<p>Gott in Himmel There comes Shimmel.</p>
<p class="larger-indent">Schimmel is an Alsatian name.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act II.</p>
<p>It is a little thing to expect nobody to sell what you
give them.</p>
<p>It is a little thing to be a minister.</p>
<p>It is a little thing to manufacture articles.</p>
<p>All this is modest.</p>
<p class="center heading-space"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_411" title="411"> </SPAN>
The Brother.</p>
<p>Brother brother here is mother.</p>
<p>We are all very well.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Scene.</p>
<p>Listen to thee sweet cheerie</p>
<p>Is the pleasure of me.</p>
<p>In the way of being hungry and tired</p>
<p>That is what a depot makes you</p>
<p>A depot is not for trains</p>
<p>Its for us.</p>
<hr/>
<p>What are baby carriages</p>
<p>Household goods</p>
<p>And not the dears.</p>
<p>But dears.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Another Act.</p>
<p>Clouds do not fatten with teaching.</p>
<p>They do not fatten at all.</p>
<p>We wonder if it is influence</p>
<p>By the way I guess.</p>
<p>She said. I like it better than Eggland.</p>
<p>What do you mean.</p>
<p>We never asked how many children over eleven.</p>
<p>You cannot imagine what I think about the country.</p>
<p>Any civilians killed.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act II.</p>
<p>See the swimmer. He don't swim.</p>
<p>See the swimmer.</p>
<p>My wife is angry when she sees a swimmer.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Opening II.</p>
<p>We like Hirsing.</p>
<p class="center heading-space"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_412" title="412"> </SPAN>
III.</p>
<p>We like the mayor of Guebwiller.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">IV.</p>
<p>We like the road between Cernay and the railroad.</p>
<p>We go everywhere by automobile.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act II.</p>
<p>This is a particular old winter.</p>
<p>Everybody goes back.</p>
<p>Back.</p>
<p>I can clean.</p>
<p>I can clean.</p>
<p>I cannot clean without a change in birds.</p>
<p>I am so pleased that they cheat.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act 54.</p>
<p>In silver stars and red crosses.</p>
<p>In paper money and water.</p>
<p>We know a french wine.</p>
<p>Alsatian wine is dearer.</p>
<p>They are not particularly old.</p>
<p>Old men are old.</p>
<p>There are plenty to hear of Schemmel having
appendicitis.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Scene II.</p>
<p>Can you mix with another</p>
<p>Can you be a Christian and a Swiss.</p>
<p>Mr. Zumsteg. Do I hear a saint.</p>
<p>Louisa. They call me Lisela.</p>
<p>Mrs. Zumsteg. Are you going to hear me.</p>
<p>Young Mr. Zumsteg. I was looking at the snow.</p>
<p>All of them. Like flowers. They like flowers.</p>
<p class="center heading-space"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_413" title="413"> </SPAN>
Scene III.</p>
<p>It is an occasion.</p>
<p>When you see a Hussar.</p>
<p class="larger-indent">A Zouave.</p>
<p class="larger-indent">A soldier</p>
<p class="larger-indent">An antiquary.</p>
<p>Perhaps it is another.</p>
<p>We were surprised with the history of Marguerite's
father and step-father and the American Civil War.</p>
<p>Joseph. Three three six, six, fifty, six fifty, fifty,
seven.</p>
<p>Reading french.</p>
<p>Reading french.</p>
<p>Reading french singing.</p>
<p>Any one can look at pictures.</p>
<p>They explain pictures.</p>
<p>The little children have old birds.</p>
<p>They wish they were women.</p>
<p>Any one can hate a Prussian.</p>
<p>Alphonse what is your name.</p>
<p>Henri what is your name.</p>
<p>Madeleine what is your name.</p>
<p>Louise what is your name.</p>
<p>Rene what is your name.</p>
<p>Berthe what is your name</p>
<p>Charles what is your name</p>
<p>Marguerite what is your name</p>
<p>Jeanne what is your name.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act 425.</p>
<p>We see a river and we are glad to say that that is in
a way in the way today.</p>
<p>We see all the windows and we see a souvenir and
we see the best flower. The flower of the truth.</p>
<p class="center heading-space"><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_414" title="414"> </SPAN>
An Interlude.</p>
<p>Thirty days in April gave a chance to sing at a
wedding.</p>
<p>Three days in February gave reality to life.</p>
<p>Fifty days every year do not make substraction.</p>
<p>The <ins title="Alsatians">Alsations</ins> sing anyway.</p>
<p>Forty days in September.</p>
<p>Forty days in September we know what it is to
spring.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Act in America.</p>
<p>Alsatians living in America.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">February XIV.</p>
<p>On this day the troops who had been at Mulhouse
came again.</p>
<p>They came in the spring.</p>
<p>The spring is late in Alsace.</p>
<p>Water was good and hot anyway.</p>
<p>What are you doing.</p>
<p>Making music and burning the surface of marble.</p>
<p>When the surface of marble is burned it is not much
discolored.</p>
<p>No but there is a discussion.</p>
<p>And then the Swiss.</p>
<p>What is amiss.</p>
<p>The Swiss are the origin of Mulhouse.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">Alsace or Alsatians.</p>
<p>We have been deeply interested in the words of the
song.</p>
<p>The Alsatians do not sing as well as their storks.</p>
<p>Their storks are their statuettes.</p>
<p>The rule is that angels and food and eggs are all
sold by the dozen.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" name="Page_415" title="415"> </SPAN>
We were astonished.</p>
<p>And potatoes</p>
<p>Potatoes are eaten dry.</p>
<p>This reminds me of another thing I said. A woman
likes to use money.</p>
<p>And if not.</p>
<p>She feels it really is her birthday.</p>
<p>Is it her birthday.</p>
<p>God bless her it is her birthday.</p>
<p>Please carry me to Dannemarie.</p>
<p>And what does Herbstadt say.</p>
<p>The names of cities are the names of all.</p>
<p>And pronouncing villages is more of a test than
unbrella.</p>
<p>This was the first thing we heard in Alsatia.</p>
<p>Canary, roses, violets and curtains and bags and
churches and rubber tires and an examination.</p>
<p>All the leaves are green and babyish.</p>
<p>How many children make a family.</p>
<p class="center heading-space">The Watch on the Rhine.</p>
<p>Sweeter than water or cream or ice. Sweeter than
bells of roses. Sweeter than winter or summer or spring.
Sweeter than pretty posies. Sweeter than anything is my
queen and loving is her nature.</p>
<p>Loving and good and delighted and best is her little
King and Sire whose devotion is entire who has but one
desire to express the love which is hers to inspire.</p>
<p>In the photograph the Rhine hardly showed</p>
<p>In what way do chimes remind you of singing. In
what way do birds sing. In what way are forests black
or white.</p>
<p>We saw them blue.</p>
<p>With for get me nots.</p>
<p>In the midst of our happiness we were very pleased.</p>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />