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<h2>IX</h2>
<h2>'FIRE!'</h2>
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<p>In this business of daily living, of ordinary
usage of the machine in hourly intercourse,
there occurs sometimes a phenomenon
which is the cause of a great deal of
trouble, and the result of a very ill-tended
machine. It is a phenomenon impossible
to ignore, and yet, so shameful is it, so
degrading, so shocking, so miserable, that
I hesitate to mention it. For one class
of reader is certain to ridicule me, loftily
saying: 'One really doesn't expect to
find this sort of thing in print nowadays!'
And another class of reader is certain to
get angry. Nevertheless, as one of my
main objects in the present book is to
discuss matters which 'people don't talk
about,' I shall discuss this matter. But
my diffidence in doing so is such that I
must approach it deviously, describing it
first by means of a figure.</p>
<p>Imagine that, looking at a man's house,
you suddenly perceive it to be on fire.
The flame is scarcely perceptible. You
could put it out if you had a free hand.
But you have not got a free hand. It is
his house, not yours. He may or may not
know that his house is burning. You are
aware, by experience, however, that if you
directed his attention to the flame, the
effect of your warning would be exceedingly
singular, almost incredible. For the
effect would be that he would instantly
begin to strike matches, pour on petroleum,
and fan the flame, violently resenting
interference. Therefore you can only
stand and watch, hoping that he will
notice the flames before they are beyond
control, and extinguish them. The probability
is, however, that he will notice
the flames too late. And powerless to
avert disaster, you are condemned, therefore,
to watch the damage of valuable
property. The flames leap higher and
higher, and they do not die down till they
have burned themselves out. You avert
your gaze from the spectacle, and until
you are gone the owner of the house
pretends that nothing has occurred.
When alone he curses himself for his
carelessness.</p>
<p>The foregoing is meant to be a description
of what happens when a man passes
through the incendiary experience known
as 'losing his temper.' (There! the cat
of my chapter is out of the bag!) A man
who has lost his temper is simply being
'burnt out.' His constitutes one of the
most curious and (for everybody) humiliating
spectacles that life offers. It is an
insurrection, a boiling over, a sweeping
storm. Dignity, common sense, justice
are shrivelled up and destroyed. Anarchy
reigns. The devil has broken his chain.
Instinct is stamping on the face of reason.
And in that man civilisation has temporarily
receded millions of years. Of course,
the thing amounts to a nervous disease,
and I think it is almost universal. You
at once protest that you never lose your
temper—haven't lost your temper for
ages! But do you not mean that you
have not smashed furniture for ages?
These fires are of varying intensities.
Some of them burn very dully. Yet they
burn. One man loses his temper; another
is merely 'ruffled.' But the event is the
same in kind. When you are 'ruffled,'
when you are conscious of a resentful
vibration that surprises all your being,
when your voice changes, when you notice
a change in the demeanour of your companion,
who sees that he has 'touched a
tender point,' you may not go to the
length of smashing furniture, but you have
had a fire, and your dignity is damaged.
You admit it to yourself afterwards. I
am sure you know what I mean. And
I am nearly sure that you, with your
courageous candour, will admit that from
time to time you suffer from these
mysterious 'fires.'</p>
<p>'Temper,' one of the plagues of human
society, is generally held to be incurable,
save by the vague process of exercising
self-control—a process which seldom has
any beneficial results. It is regarded now
as smallpox used to be regarded—as
a visitation of Providence, which must
be borne. But I do not hold it to be
incurable. I am convinced that it is
permanently curable. And its eminent
importance as a nuisance to mankind at
large deserves, I think, that it should
receive particular attention. Anyhow, I
am strongly against the visitation of
Providence theory, as being unscientific,
primitive, and conducive to unashamed
<i>laissez-aller.</i> A man can be master in his
own house. If he cannot be master by
simple force of will, he can be master by
ruse and wile. I would employ cleverness
to maintain the throne of reason
when it is likely to be upset in the mind
by one of these devastating and disgraceful
insurrections of brute instinct.</p>
<p>It is useless for a man in the habit of
losing or mislaying his temper to argue
with himself that such a proceeding is
folly, that it serves no end, and does
nothing but harm. It is useless for him
to argue that in allowing his temper
to stray he is probably guilty of cruelty,
and certainly guilty of injustice to those
persons who are forced to witness the loss.
It is useless for him to argue that a man
of uncertain temper in a house is like a
man who goes about a house with a
loaded revolver sticking from his pocket,
and that all considerations of fairness and
reason have to be subordinated in that
house to the fear of the revolver, and that
such peace as is maintained in that house
is often a shameful and an unjust peace.
These arguments will not be strong
enough to prevail against one of the most
powerful and capricious of all habits.
This habit must be met and conquered
(and it <i>can</i> be!) by an even more powerful
quality in the human mind; I mean
the universal human horror of looking
ridiculous. The man who loses his temper
often thinks he is doing something rather
fine and majestic. On the contrary, so
far is this from being the fact, he is merely
making an ass of himself. He is merely
parading himself as an undignified fool,
as that supremely contemptible figure—a
grown-up baby. He may intimidate a
feeble companion by his raging, or by the
dark sullenness of a more subdued flame,
but in the heart of even the weakest companion
is a bedrock feeling of contempt
for him. The way in which a man of
uncertain temper is treated by his friends
proves that they despise him, for they do
not treat him as a reasonable being. How
should they treat him as a reasonable
being when the tenure of his reason is so
insecure? And if only he could hear
what is said of him behind his back!...</p>
<p>The invalid can cure himself by teaching
his brain the habit of dwelling upon his
extreme fatuity. Let him concentrate
regularly, with intense fixation, upon the
ideas: 'When I lose my temper, when I
get ruffled, when that mysterious vibration
runs through me, I am making a donkey
of myself, a donkey, and a donkey! You
understand, a preposterous donkey! I
am behaving like a great baby. I look
a fool. I am a spectacle bereft of dignity.
Everybody despises me, smiles at me in
secret, disdains the idiotic ass with whom
it is impossible to reason.'</p>
<p>Ordinarily the invalid disguises from
himself this aspect of his disease, and his
brain will instinctively avoid it as much
as it can. But in hours of calm he can
slowly and regularly force his brain, by
the practice of concentration, to familiarise
itself with just this aspect, so that in time
its instinct will be to think first, and not
last, of just this aspect. When he has
arrived at that point he is saved. No
man who, at the very inception of the fire,
is visited with a clear vision of himself as
an arrant ass and pitiable object of contempt,
will lack the volition to put the fire
out. But, be it noted, he will not succeed
until he can do it at once. A fire is a
fire, and the engines must gallop by themselves
out of the station instantly. This
means the acquirement of a mental habit.
During the preliminary stages of the cure
he should, of course, avoid inflammable
situations. This is a perfectly simple
thing to do, if the brain has been disciplined
out of its natural forgetfulness.</p>
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