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<h2> Chapter XXVI </h2>
<p>It fell out as Wemmick had told me it would, that I had an early
opportunity of comparing my guardian's establishment with that of his
cashier and clerk. My guardian was in his room, washing his hands with his
scented soap, when I went into the office from Walworth; and he called me
to him, and gave me the invitation for myself and friends which Wemmick
had prepared me to receive. "No ceremony," he stipulated, "and no dinner
dress, and say to-morrow." I asked him where we should come to (for I had
no idea where he lived), and I believe it was in his general objection to
make anything like an admission, that he replied, "Come here, and I'll
take you home with me." I embrace this opportunity of remarking that he
washed his clients off, as if he were a surgeon or a dentist. He had a
closet in his room, fitted up for the purpose, which smelt of the scented
soap like a perfumer's shop. It had an unusually large jack-towel on a
roller inside the door, and he would wash his hands, and wipe them and dry
them all over this towel, whenever he came in from a police court or
dismissed a client from his room. When I and my friends repaired to him at
six o'clock next day, he seemed to have been engaged on a case of a darker
complexion than usual, for we found him with his head butted into this
closet, not only washing his hands, but laving his face and gargling his
throat. And even when he had done all that, and had gone all round the
jack-towel, he took out his penknife and scraped the case out of his nails
before he put his coat on.</p>
<p>There were some people slinking about as usual when we passed out into the
street, who were evidently anxious to speak with him; but there was
something so conclusive in the halo of scented soap which encircled his
presence, that they gave it up for that day. As we walked along westward,
he was recognized ever and again by some face in the crowd of the streets,
and whenever that happened he talked louder to me; but he never otherwise
recognized anybody, or took notice that anybody recognized him.</p>
<p>He conducted us to Gerrard Street, Soho, to a house on the south side of
that street. Rather a stately house of its kind, but dolefully in want of
painting, and with dirty windows. He took out his key and opened the door,
and we all went into a stone hall, bare, gloomy, and little used. So, up a
dark brown staircase into a series of three dark brown rooms on the first
floor. There were carved garlands on the panelled walls, and as he stood
among them giving us welcome, I know what kind of loops I thought they
looked like.</p>
<p>Dinner was laid in the best of these rooms; the second was his
dressing-room; the third, his bedroom. He told us that he held the whole
house, but rarely used more of it than we saw. The table was comfortably
laid—no silver in the service, of course—and at the side of
his chair was a capacious dumb-waiter, with a variety of bottles and
decanters on it, and four dishes of fruit for dessert. I noticed
throughout, that he kept everything under his own hand, and distributed
everything himself.</p>
<p>There was a bookcase in the room; I saw from the backs of the books, that
they were about evidence, criminal law, criminal biography, trials, acts
of Parliament, and such things. The furniture was all very solid and good,
like his watch-chain. It had an official look, however, and there was
nothing merely ornamental to be seen. In a corner was a little table of
papers with a shaded lamp: so that he seemed to bring the office home with
him in that respect too, and to wheel it out of an evening and fall to
work.</p>
<p>As he had scarcely seen my three companions until now,—for he and I
had walked together,—he stood on the hearth-rug, after ringing the
bell, and took a searching look at them. To my surprise, he seemed at once
to be principally if not solely interested in Drummle.</p>
<p>"Pip," said he, putting his large hand on my shoulder and moving me to the
window, "I don't know one from the other. Who's the Spider?"</p>
<p>"The spider?" said I.</p>
<p>"The blotchy, sprawly, sulky fellow."</p>
<p>"That's Bentley Drummle," I replied; "the one with the delicate face is
Startop."</p>
<p>Not making the least account of "the one with the delicate face," he
returned, "Bentley Drummle is his name, is it? I like the look of that
fellow."</p>
<p>He immediately began to talk to Drummle: not at all deterred by his
replying in his heavy reticent way, but apparently led on by it to screw
discourse out of him. I was looking at the two, when there came between me
and them the housekeeper, with the first dish for the table.</p>
<p>She was a woman of about forty, I supposed,—but I may have thought
her younger than she was. Rather tall, of a lithe nimble figure, extremely
pale, with large faded eyes, and a quantity of streaming hair. I cannot
say whether any diseased affection of the heart caused her lips to be
parted as if she were panting, and her face to bear a curious expression
of suddenness and flutter; but I know that I had been to see Macbeth at
the theatre, a night or two before, and that her face looked to me as if
it were all disturbed by fiery air, like the faces I had seen rise out of
the Witches' caldron.</p>
<p>She set the dish on, touched my guardian quietly on the arm with a finger
to notify that dinner was ready, and vanished. We took our seats at the
round table, and my guardian kept Drummle on one side of him, while
Startop sat on the other. It was a noble dish of fish that the housekeeper
had put on table, and we had a joint of equally choice mutton afterwards,
and then an equally choice bird. Sauces, wines, all the accessories we
wanted, and all of the best, were given out by our host from his
dumb-waiter; and when they had made the circuit of the table, he always
put them back again. Similarly, he dealt us clean plates and knives and
forks, for each course, and dropped those just disused into two baskets on
the ground by his chair. No other attendant than the housekeeper appeared.
She set on every dish; and I always saw in her face, a face rising out of
the caldron. Years afterwards, I made a dreadful likeness of that woman,
by causing a face that had no other natural resemblance to it than it
derived from flowing hair to pass behind a bowl of flaming spirits in a
dark room.</p>
<p>Induced to take particular notice of the housekeeper, both by her own
striking appearance and by Wemmick's preparation, I observed that whenever
she was in the room she kept her eyes attentively on my guardian, and that
she would remove her hands from any dish she put before him, hesitatingly,
as if she dreaded his calling her back, and wanted him to speak when she
was nigh, if he had anything to say. I fancied that I could detect in his
manner a consciousness of this, and a purpose of always holding her in
suspense.</p>
<p>Dinner went off gayly, and although my guardian seemed to follow rather
than originate subjects, I knew that he wrenched the weakest part of our
dispositions out of us. For myself, I found that I was expressing my
tendency to lavish expenditure, and to patronize Herbert, and to boast of
my great prospects, before I quite knew that I had opened my lips. It was
so with all of us, but with no one more than Drummle: the development of
whose inclination to gird in a grudging and suspicious way at the rest,
was screwed out of him before the fish was taken off.</p>
<p>It was not then, but when we had got to the cheese, that our conversation
turned upon our rowing feats, and that Drummle was rallied for coming up
behind of a night in that slow amphibious way of his. Drummle upon this,
informed our host that he much preferred our room to our company, and that
as to skill he was more than our master, and that as to strength he could
scatter us like chaff. By some invisible agency, my guardian wound him up
to a pitch little short of ferocity about this trifle; and he fell to
baring and spanning his arm to show how muscular it was, and we all fell
to baring and spanning our arms in a ridiculous manner.</p>
<p>Now the housekeeper was at that time clearing the table; my guardian,
taking no heed of her, but with the side of his face turned from her, was
leaning back in his chair biting the side of his forefinger and showing an
interest in Drummle, that, to me, was quite inexplicable. Suddenly, he
clapped his large hand on the housekeeper's, like a trap, as she stretched
it across the table. So suddenly and smartly did he do this, that we all
stopped in our foolish contention.</p>
<p>"If you talk of strength," said Mr. Jaggers, "I'll show you a wrist.
Molly, let them see your wrist."</p>
<p>Her entrapped hand was on the table, but she had already put her other
hand behind her waist. "Master," she said, in a low voice, with her eyes
attentively and entreatingly fixed upon him. "Don't."</p>
<p>"I'll show you a wrist," repeated Mr. Jaggers, with an immovable
determination to show it. "Molly, let them see your wrist."</p>
<p>"Master," she again murmured. "Please!"</p>
<p>"Molly," said Mr. Jaggers, not looking at her, but obstinately looking at
the opposite side of the room, "let them see both your wrists. Show them.
Come!"</p>
<p>He took his hand from hers, and turned that wrist up on the table. She
brought her other hand from behind her, and held the two out side by side.
The last wrist was much disfigured,—deeply scarred and scarred
across and across. When she held her hands out she took her eyes from Mr.
Jaggers, and turned them watchfully on every one of the rest of us in
succession.</p>
<p>"There's power here," said Mr. Jaggers, coolly tracing out the sinews with
his forefinger. "Very few men have the power of wrist that this woman has.
It's remarkable what mere force of grip there is in these hands. I have
had occasion to notice many hands; but I never saw stronger in that
respect, man's or woman's, than these."</p>
<p>While he said these words in a leisurely, critical style, she continued to
look at every one of us in regular succession as we sat. The moment he
ceased, she looked at him again. "That'll do, Molly," said Mr. Jaggers,
giving her a slight nod; "you have been admired, and can go." She withdrew
her hands and went out of the room, and Mr. Jaggers, putting the decanters
on from his dumb-waiter, filled his glass and passed round the wine.</p>
<p>"At half-past nine, gentlemen," said he, "we must break up. Pray make the
best use of your time. I am glad to see you all. Mr. Drummle, I drink to
you."</p>
<p>If his object in singling out Drummle were to bring him out still more, it
perfectly succeeded. In a sulky triumph, Drummle showed his morose
depreciation of the rest of us, in a more and more offensive degree, until
he became downright intolerable. Through all his stages, Mr. Jaggers
followed him with the same strange interest. He actually seemed to serve
as a zest to Mr. Jaggers's wine.</p>
<p>In our boyish want of discretion I dare say we took too much to drink, and
I know we talked too much. We became particularly hot upon some boorish
sneer of Drummle's, to the effect that we were too free with our money. It
led to my remarking, with more zeal than discretion, that it came with a
bad grace from him, to whom Startop had lent money in my presence but a
week or so before.</p>
<p>"Well," retorted Drummle; "he'll be paid."</p>
<p>"I don't mean to imply that he won't," said I, "but it might make you hold
your tongue about us and our money, I should think."</p>
<p>"You should think!" retorted Drummle. "Oh Lord!"</p>
<p>"I dare say," I went on, meaning to be very severe, "that you wouldn't
lend money to any of us if we wanted it."</p>
<p>"You are right," said Drummle. "I wouldn't lend one of you a sixpence. I
wouldn't lend anybody a sixpence."</p>
<p>"Rather mean to borrow under those circumstances, I should say."</p>
<p>"You should say," repeated Drummle. "Oh Lord!"</p>
<p>This was so very aggravating—the more especially as I found myself
making no way against his surly obtuseness—that I said, disregarding
Herbert's efforts to check me,—</p>
<p>"Come, Mr. Drummle, since we are on the subject, I'll tell you what passed
between Herbert here and me, when you borrowed that money."</p>
<p>"I don't want to know what passed between Herbert there and you," growled
Drummle. And I think he added in a lower growl, that we might both go to
the devil and shake ourselves.</p>
<p>"I'll tell you, however," said I, "whether you want to know or not. We
said that as you put it in your pocket very glad to get it, you seemed to
be immensely amused at his being so weak as to lend it."</p>
<p>Drummle laughed outright, and sat laughing in our faces, with his hands in
his pockets and his round shoulders raised; plainly signifying that it was
quite true, and that he despised us as asses all.</p>
<p>Hereupon Startop took him in hand, though with a much better grace than I
had shown, and exhorted him to be a little more agreeable. Startop, being
a lively, bright young fellow, and Drummle being the exact opposite, the
latter was always disposed to resent him as a direct personal affront. He
now retorted in a coarse, lumpish way, and Startop tried to turn the
discussion aside with some small pleasantry that made us all laugh.
Resenting this little success more than anything, Drummle, without any
threat or warning, pulled his hands out of his pockets, dropped his round
shoulders, swore, took up a large glass, and would have flung it at his
adversary's head, but for our entertainer's dexterously seizing it at the
instant when it was raised for that purpose.</p>
<p>"Gentlemen," said Mr. Jaggers, deliberately putting down the glass, and
hauling out his gold repeater by its massive chain, "I am exceedingly
sorry to announce that it's half past nine."</p>
<p>On this hint we all rose to depart. Before we got to the street door,
Startop was cheerily calling Drummle "old boy," as if nothing had
happened. But the old boy was so far from responding, that he would not
even walk to Hammersmith on the same side of the way; so Herbert and I,
who remained in town, saw them going down the street on opposite sides;
Startop leading, and Drummle lagging behind in the shadow of the houses,
much as he was wont to follow in his boat.</p>
<p>As the door was not yet shut, I thought I would leave Herbert there for a
moment, and run up stairs again to say a word to my guardian. I found him
in his dressing-room surrounded by his stock of boots, already hard at it,
washing his hands of us.</p>
<p>I told him I had come up again to say how sorry I was that anything
disagreeable should have occurred, and that I hoped he would not blame me
much.</p>
<p>"Pooh!" said he, sluicing his face, and speaking through the water-drops;
"it's nothing, Pip. I like that Spider though."</p>
<p>He had turned towards me now, and was shaking his head, and blowing, and
towelling himself.</p>
<p>"I am glad you like him, sir," said I—"but I don't."</p>
<p>"No, no," my guardian assented; "don't have too much to do with him. Keep
as clear of him as you can. But I like the fellow, Pip; he is one of the
true sort. Why, if I was a fortune-teller—"</p>
<p>Looking out of the towel, he caught my eye.</p>
<p>"But I am not a fortune-teller," he said, letting his head drop into a
festoon of towel, and towelling away at his two ears. "You know what I am,
don't you? Good night, Pip."</p>
<p>"Good night, sir."</p>
<p>In about a month after that, the Spider's time with Mr. Pocket was up for
good, and, to the great relief of all the house but Mrs. Pocket, he went
home to the family hole.</p>
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