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<h2> CHAPTER XIX. DIAMOND'S FRIENDS </h2>
<p>ONE day when old Diamond was standing with his nose in his bag between
Pall Mall and Cockspur Street, and his master was reading the newspaper on
the box of his cab, which was the last of a good many in the row, little
Diamond got down for a run, for his legs were getting cramped with
sitting. And first of all he strolled with his hands in his pockets up to
the crossing, where the girl and her broom were to be found in all
weathers. Just as he was going to speak to her, a tall gentleman stepped
upon the crossing. He was pleased to find it so clean, for the streets
were muddy, and he had nice boots on; so he put his hand in his pocket,
and gave the girl a penny. But when she gave him a sweet smile in return,
and made him a pretty courtesy, he looked at her again, and said:</p>
<p>"Where do you live, my child?"</p>
<p>"Paradise Row," she answered; "next door to the Adam and Eve—down
the area."</p>
<p>"Whom do you live with?" he asked.</p>
<p>"My wicked old grannie," she replied.</p>
<p>"You shouldn't call your grannie wicked," said the gentleman.</p>
<p>"But she is," said the girl, looking up confidently in his face. "If you
don't believe me, you can come and take a look at her."</p>
<p>The words sounded rude, but the girl's face looked so simple that the
gentleman saw she did not mean to be rude, and became still more
interested in her.</p>
<p>"Still you shouldn't say so," he insisted.</p>
<p>"Shouldn't I? Everybody calls her wicked old grannie—even them
that's as wicked as her. You should hear her swear. There's nothing like
it in the Row. Indeed, I assure you, sir, there's ne'er a one of them can
shut my grannie up once she begins and gets right a-going. You must put
her in a passion first, you know. It's no good till you do that—she's
so old now. How she do make them laugh, to be sure!"</p>
<p>Although she called her wicked, the child spoke so as plainly to indicate
pride in her grannie's pre-eminence in swearing.</p>
<p>The gentleman looked very grave to hear her, for he was sorry that such a
nice little girl should be in such bad keeping. But he did not know what
to say next, and stood for a moment with his eyes on the ground. When he
lifted them, he saw the face of Diamond looking up in his.</p>
<p>"Please, sir," said Diamond, "her grannie's very cruel to her sometimes,
and shuts her out in the streets at night, if she happens to be late."</p>
<p>"Is this your brother?" asked the gentleman of the girl.</p>
<p>"No, sir."</p>
<p>"How does he know your grandmother, then? He does not look like one of her
sort."</p>
<p>"Oh no, sir! He's a good boy—quite."</p>
<p>Here she tapped her forehead with her finger in a significant manner.</p>
<p>"What do you mean by that?" asked the gentleman, while Diamond looked on
smiling.</p>
<p>"The cabbies call him God's baby," she whispered. "He's not right in the
head, you know. A tile loose."</p>
<p>Still Diamond, though he heard every word, and understood it too, kept on
smiling. What could it matter what people called him, so long as he did
nothing he ought not to do? And, besides, God's baby was surely the best
of names!</p>
<p>"Well, my little man, and what can you do?" asked the gentleman, turning
towards him—just for the sake of saying something.</p>
<p>"Drive a cab," said Diamond.</p>
<p>"Good; and what else?" he continued; for, accepting what the girl had
said, he regarded the still sweetness of Diamond's face as a sign of
silliness, and wished to be kind to the poor little fellow.</p>
<p>"Nurse a baby," said Diamond.</p>
<p>"Well—and what else?"</p>
<p>"Clean father's boots, and make him a bit of toast for his tea."</p>
<p>"You're a useful little man," said the gentleman. "What else can you do?"</p>
<p>"Not much that I know of," said Diamond. "I can't curry a horse, except
somebody puts me on his back. So I don't count that."</p>
<p>"Can you read?"</p>
<p>"No. But mother can and father can, and they're going to teach me some day
soon."</p>
<p>"Well, here's a penny for you."</p>
<p>"Thank you, sir."</p>
<p>"And when you have learned to read, come to me, and I'll give you sixpence
and a book with fine pictures in it."</p>
<p>"Please, sir, where am I to come?" asked Diamond, who was too much a man
of the world not to know that he must have the gentleman's address before
he could go and see him.</p>
<p>"You're no such silly!" thought he, as he put his hand in his pocket, and
brought out a card. "There," he said, "your father will be able to read
that, and tell you where to go."</p>
<p>"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir," said Diamond, and put the card in his pocket.</p>
<p>The gentleman walked away, but turning round a few paces off, saw Diamond
give his penny to the girl, and, walking slower heard him say:</p>
<p>"I've got a father, and mother, and little brother, and you've got nothing
but a wicked old grannie. You may have my penny."</p>
<p>The girl put it beside the other in her pocket, the only trustworthy
article of dress she wore. Her grandmother always took care that she had a
stout pocket.</p>
<p>"Is she as cruel as ever?" asked Diamond.</p>
<p>"Much the same. But I gets more coppers now than I used to, and I can get
summats to eat, and take browns enough home besides to keep her from
grumbling. It's a good thing she's so blind, though."</p>
<p>"Why?" asked Diamond.</p>
<p>"'Cause if she was as sharp in the eyes as she used to be, she would find
out I never eats her broken wittles, and then she'd know as I must get
something somewheres."</p>
<p>"Doesn't she watch you, then?"</p>
<p>"O' course she do. Don't she just! But I make believe and drop it in my
lap, and then hitch it into my pocket."</p>
<p>"What would she do if she found you out?"</p>
<p>"She never give me no more."</p>
<p>"But you don't want it!"</p>
<p>"Yes, I do want it."</p>
<p>"What do you do with it, then?"</p>
<p>"Give it to cripple Jim."</p>
<p>"Who's cripple Jim?"</p>
<p>"A boy in the Row. His mother broke his leg when he wur a kid, so he's
never come to much; but he's a good boy, is Jim, and I love Jim dearly. I
always keeps off a penny for Jim—leastways as often as I can.—But
there I must sweep again, for them busses makes no end o' dirt."</p>
<p>"Diamond! Diamond!" cried his father, who was afraid he might get no good
by talking to the girl; and Diamond obeyed, and got up again upon the box.
He told his father about the gentleman, and what he had promised him if he
would learn to read, and showed him the gentleman's card.</p>
<p>"Why, it's not many doors from the Mews!" said his father, giving him back
the card. "Take care of it, my boy, for it may lead to something. God
knows, in these hard times a man wants as many friends as he's ever likely
to get."</p>
<p>"Haven't you got friends enough, father?" asked Diamond.</p>
<p>"Well, I have no right to complain; but the more the better, you know."</p>
<p>"Just let me count," said Diamond.</p>
<p>And he took his hands from his pockets, and spreading out the fingers of
his left hand, began to count, beginning at the thumb.</p>
<p>"There's mother, first, and then baby, and then me. Next there's old
Diamond—and the cab—no, I won't count the cab, for it never
looks at you, and when Diamond's out of the shafts, it's nobody. Then
there's the man that drinks next door, and his wife, and his baby."</p>
<p>"They're no friends of mine," said his father.</p>
<p>"Well, they're friends of mine," said Diamond.</p>
<p>His father laughed.</p>
<p>"Much good they'll do you!" he said.</p>
<p>"How do you know they won't?" returned Diamond.</p>
<p>"Well, go on," said his father.</p>
<p>"Then there's Jack and Mr. Stonecrop, and, deary me! not to have mentioned
Mr. Coleman and Mrs. Coleman, and Miss Coleman, and Mrs. Crump. And then
there's the clergyman that spoke to me in the garden that day the tree was
blown down."</p>
<p>"What's his name!"</p>
<p>"I don't know his name."</p>
<p>"Where does he live?"</p>
<p>"I don't know."</p>
<p>"How can you count him, then?"</p>
<p>"He did talk to me, and very kindlike too."</p>
<p>His father laughed again.</p>
<p>"Why, child, you're just counting everybody you know. That don't make 'em
friends."</p>
<p>"Don't it? I thought it did. Well, but they shall be my friends. I shall
make 'em."</p>
<p>"How will you do that?"</p>
<p>"They can't help themselves then, if they would. If I choose to be their
friend, you know, they can't prevent me. Then there's that girl at the
crossing."</p>
<p>"A fine set of friends you do have, to be sure, Diamond!"</p>
<p>"Surely she's a friend anyhow, father. If it hadn't been for her, you
would never have got Mrs. Coleman and Miss Coleman to carry home."</p>
<p>His father was silent, for he saw that Diamond was right, and was ashamed
to find himself more ungrateful than he had thought.</p>
<p>"Then there's the new gentleman," Diamond went on.</p>
<p>"If he do as he say," interposed his father.</p>
<p>"And why shouldn't he? I daresay sixpence ain't too much for him to spare.
But I don't quite understand, father: is nobody your friend but the one
that does something for you?"</p>
<p>"No, I won't say that, my boy. You would have to leave out baby then."</p>
<p>"Oh no, I shouldn't. Baby can laugh in your face, and crow in your ears,
and make you feel so happy. Call you that nothing, father?"</p>
<p>The father's heart was fairly touched now. He made no answer to this last
appeal, and Diamond ended off with saying:</p>
<p>"And there's the best of mine to come yet—and that's you, daddy—except
it be mother, you know. You're my friend, daddy, ain't you? And I'm your
friend, ain't I?"</p>
<p>"And God for us all," said his father, and then they were both silent for
that was very solemn.</p>
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