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<h2> CHAPTER 21. Mr Merdle's Complaint </h2>
<p>Upon that establishment of state, the Merdle establishment in Harley
Street, Cavendish Square, there was the shadow of no more common wall than
the fronts of other establishments of state on the opposite side of the
street. Like unexceptionable Society, the opposing rows of houses in
Harley Street were very grim with one another. Indeed, the mansions and
their inhabitants were so much alike in that respect, that the people were
often to be found drawn up on opposite sides of dinner-tables, in the
shade of their own loftiness, staring at the other side of the way with
the dullness of the houses.</p>
<p>Everybody knows how like the street the two dinner-rows of people who take
their stand by the street will be. The expressionless uniform twenty
houses, all to be knocked at and rung at in the same form, all
approachable by the same dull steps, all fended off by the same pattern of
railing, all with the same impracticable fire-escapes, the same
inconvenient fixtures in their heads, and everything without exception to
be taken at a high valuation—who has not dined with these? The house
so drearily out of repair, the occasional bow-window, the stuccoed house,
the newly-fronted house, the corner house with nothing but angular rooms,
the house with the blinds always down, the house with the hatchment always
up, the house where the collector has called for one quarter of an Idea,
and found nobody at home—who has not dined with these? The house
that nobody will take, and is to be had a bargain—who does not know
her? The showy house that was taken for life by the disappointed
gentleman, and which does not suit him at all—who is unacquainted
with that haunted habitation?</p>
<p>Harley Street, Cavendish Square, was more than aware of Mr and Mrs Merdle.
Intruders there were in Harley Street, of whom it was not aware; but Mr
and Mrs Merdle it delighted to honour. Society was aware of Mr and Mrs
Merdle. Society had said 'Let us license them; let us know them.'</p>
<p>Mr Merdle was immensely rich; a man of prodigious enterprise; a Midas
without the ears, who turned all he touched to gold. He was in everything
good, from banking to building. He was in Parliament, of course. He was in
the City, necessarily. He was Chairman of this, Trustee of that, President
of the other. The weightiest of men had said to projectors, 'Now, what
name have you got? Have you got Merdle?' And, the reply being in the
negative, had said, 'Then I won't look at you.'</p>
<p>This great and fortunate man had provided that extensive bosom which
required so much room to be unfeeling enough in, with a nest of crimson
and gold some fifteen years before. It was not a bosom to repose upon, but
it was a capital bosom to hang jewels upon. Mr Merdle wanted something to
hang jewels upon, and he bought it for the purpose. Storr and Mortimer
might have married on the same speculation.</p>
<p>Like all his other speculations, it was sound and successful. The jewels
showed to the richest advantage. The bosom moving in Society with the
jewels displayed upon it, attracted general admiration. Society approving,
Mr Merdle was satisfied. He was the most disinterested of men,—did
everything for Society, and got as little for himself out of all his gain
and care, as a man might.</p>
<p>That is to say, it may be supposed that he got all he wanted, otherwise
with unlimited wealth he would have got it. But his desire was to the
utmost to satisfy Society (whatever that was), and take up all its drafts
upon him for tribute. He did not shine in company; he had not very much to
say for himself; he was a reserved man, with a broad, overhanging,
watchful head, that particular kind of dull red colour in his cheeks which
is rather stale than fresh, and a somewhat uneasy expression about his
coat-cuffs, as if they were in his confidence, and had reasons for being
anxious to hide his hands. In the little he said, he was a pleasant man
enough; plain, emphatic about public and private confidence, and tenacious
of the utmost deference being shown by every one, in all things, to
Society. In this same Society (if that were it which came to his dinners,
and to Mrs Merdle's receptions and concerts), he hardly seemed to enjoy
himself much, and was mostly to be found against walls and behind doors.
Also when he went out to it, instead of its coming home to him, he seemed
a little fatigued, and upon the whole rather more disposed for bed; but he
was always cultivating it nevertheless, and always moving in it—and
always laying out money on it with the greatest liberality.</p>
<p>Mrs Merdle's first husband had been a colonel, under whose auspices the
bosom had entered into competition with the snows of North America, and
had come off at little disadvantage in point of whiteness, and at none in
point of coldness. The colonel's son was Mrs Merdle's only child. He was
of a chuckle-headed, high-shouldered make, with a general appearance of
being, not so much a young man as a swelled boy. He had given so few signs
of reason, that a by-word went among his companions that his brain had
been frozen up in a mighty frost which prevailed at St john's, New
Brunswick, at the period of his birth there, and had never thawed from
that hour. Another by-word represented him as having in his infancy,
through the negligence of a nurse, fallen out of a high window on his
head, which had been heard by responsible witnesses to crack. It is
probable that both these representations were of ex post facto origin; the
young gentleman (whose expressive name was Sparkler) being monomaniacal in
offering marriage to all manner of undesirable young ladies, and in
remarking of every successive young lady to whom he tendered a matrimonial
proposal that she was 'a doosed fine gal—well educated too—with
no biggodd nonsense about her.'</p>
<p>A son-in-law with these limited talents, might have been a clog upon
another man; but Mr Merdle did not want a son-in-law for himself; he
wanted a son-in-law for Society. Mr Sparkler having been in the Guards,
and being in the habit of frequenting all the races, and all the lounges,
and all the parties, and being well known, Society was satisfied with its
son-in-law. This happy result Mr Merdle would have considered well
attained, though Mr Sparkler had been a more expensive article. And he did
not get Mr Sparkler by any means cheap for Society, even as it was. There
was a dinner giving in the Harley Street establishment, while Little
Dorrit was stitching at her father's new shirts by his side that night;
and there were magnates from the Court and magnates from the City,
magnates from the Commons and magnates from the Lords, magnates from the
bench and magnates from the bar, Bishop magnates, Treasury magnates, Horse
Guard magnates, Admiralty magnates,—all the magnates that keep us
going, and sometimes trip us up.</p>
<p>'I am told,' said Bishop magnate to Horse Guards, 'that Mr Merdle has made
another enormous hit. They say a hundred thousand pounds.'</p>
<p>Horse Guards had heard two.</p>
<p>Treasury had heard three.</p>
<p>Bar, handling his persuasive double eye-glass, was by no means clear but
that it might be four. It was one of those happy strokes of calculation
and combination, the result of which it was difficult to estimate. It was
one of those instances of a comprehensive grasp, associated with habitual
luck and characteristic boldness, of which an age presented us but few.
But here was Brother Bellows, who had been in the great Bank case, and who
could probably tell us more. What did Brother Bellows put this new success
at?</p>
<p>Brother Bellows was on his way to make his bow to the bosom, and could
only tell them in passing that he had heard it stated, with great
appearance of truth, as being worth, from first to last, half-a-million of
money.</p>
<p>Admiralty said Mr Merdle was a wonderful man, Treasury said he was a new
power in the country, and would be able to buy up the whole House of
Commons. Bishop said he was glad to think that this wealth flowed into the
coffers of a gentleman who was always disposed to maintain the best
interests of Society.</p>
<p>Mr Merdle himself was usually late on these occasions, as a man still
detained in the clutch of giant enterprises when other men had shaken off
their dwarfs for the day. On this occasion, he was the last arrival.
Treasury said Merdle's work punished him a little. Bishop said he was glad
to think that this wealth flowed into the coffers of a gentleman who
accepted it with meekness.</p>
<p>Powder! There was so much Powder in waiting, that it flavoured the dinner.
Pulverous particles got into the dishes, and Society's meats had a
seasoning of first-rate footmen. Mr Merdle took down a countess who was
secluded somewhere in the core of an immense dress, to which she was in
the proportion of the heart to the overgrown cabbage. If so low a simile
may be admitted, the dress went down the staircase like a richly brocaded
Jack in the Green, and nobody knew what sort of small person carried it.</p>
<p>Society had everything it could want, and could not want, for dinner. It
had everything to look at, and everything to eat, and everything to drink.
It is to be hoped it enjoyed itself; for Mr Merdle's own share of the
repast might have been paid for with eighteenpence. Mrs Merdle was
magnificent. The chief butler was the next magnificent institution of the
day. He was the stateliest man in the company. He did nothing, but he
looked on as few other men could have done. He was Mr Merdle's last gift
to Society. Mr Merdle didn't want him, and was put out of countenance when
the great creature looked at him; but inappeasable Society would have him—and
had got him.</p>
<p>The invisible countess carried out the Green at the usual stage of the
entertainment, and the file of beauty was closed up by the bosom. Treasury
said, Juno. Bishop said, Judith.</p>
<p>Bar fell into discussion with Horse Guards concerning courts-martial.
Brothers Bellows and Bench struck in. Other magnates paired off. Mr Merdle
sat silent, and looked at the table-cloth. Sometimes a magnate addressed
him, to turn the stream of his own particular discussion towards him; but
Mr Merdle seldom gave much attention to it, or did more than rouse himself
from his calculations and pass the wine.</p>
<p>When they rose, so many of the magnates had something to say to Mr Merdle
individually that he held little levees by the sideboard, and checked them
off as they went out at the door.</p>
<p>Treasury hoped he might venture to congratulate one of England's
world-famed capitalists and merchant-princes (he had turned that original
sentiment in the house a few times, and it came easy to him) on a new
achievement. To extend the triumphs of such men was to extend the triumphs
and resources of the nation; and Treasury felt—he gave Mr Merdle to
understand—patriotic on the subject.</p>
<p>'Thank you, my lord,' said Mr Merdle; 'thank you. I accept your
congratulations with pride, and I am glad you approve.'</p>
<p>'Why, I don't unreservedly approve, my dear Mr Merdle. Because,' smiling
Treasury turned him by the arm towards the sideboard and spoke
banteringly, 'it never can be worth your while to come among us and help
us.'</p>
<p>Mr Merdle felt honoured by the—</p>
<p>'No, no,' said Treasury, 'that is not the light in which one so
distinguished for practical knowledge and great foresight, can be expected
to regard it. If we should ever be happily enabled, by accidentally
possessing the control over circumstances, to propose to one so eminent to—to
come among us, and give us the weight of his influence, knowledge, and
character, we could only propose it to him as a duty. In fact, as a duty
that he owed to Society.'</p>
<p>Mr Merdle intimated that Society was the apple of his eye, and that its
claims were paramount to every other consideration. Treasury moved on, and
Bar came up. Bar, with his little insinuating jury droop, and fingering
his persuasive double eye-glass, hoped he might be excused if he mentioned
to one of the greatest converters of the root of all evil into the root of
all good, who had for a long time reflected a shining lustre on the annals
even of our commercial country—if he mentioned, disinterestedly, and
as, what we lawyers called in our pedantic way, amicus curiae, a fact that
had come by accident within his knowledge. He had been required to look
over the title of a very considerable estate in one of the eastern
counties—lying, in fact, for Mr Merdle knew we lawyers loved to be
particular, on the borders of two of the eastern counties. Now, the title
was perfectly sound, and the estate was to be purchased by one who had the
command of—Money (jury droop and persuasive eye-glass), on
remarkably advantageous terms. This had come to Bar's knowledge only that
day, and it had occurred to him, 'I shall have the honour of dining with
my esteemed friend Mr Merdle this evening, and, strictly between
ourselves, I will mention the opportunity.' Such a purchase would involve
not only a great legitimate political influence, but some half-dozen
church presentations of considerable annual value. Now, that Mr Merdle was
already at no loss to discover means of occupying even his capital, and of
fully employing even his active and vigorous intellect, Bar well knew: but
he would venture to suggest that the question arose in his mind, whether
one who had deservedly gained so high a position and so European a
reputation did not owe it—we would not say to himself, but we would
say to Society, to possess himself of such influences as these; and to
exercise them—we would not say for his own, or for his party's, but
we would say for Society's—benefit.</p>
<p>Mr Merdle again expressed himself as wholly devoted to that object of his
constant consideration, and Bar took his persuasive eye-glass up the grand
staircase. Bishop then came undesignedly sidling in the direction of the
sideboard.</p>
<p>Surely the goods of this world, it occurred in an accidental way to Bishop
to remark, could scarcely be directed into happier channels than when they
accumulated under the magic touch of the wise and sagacious, who, while
they knew the just value of riches (Bishop tried here to look as if he
were rather poor himself), were aware of their importance, judiciously
governed and rightly distributed, to the welfare of our brethren at large.</p>
<p>Mr Merdle with humility expressed his conviction that Bishop couldn't mean
him, and with inconsistency expressed his high gratification in Bishop's
good opinion.</p>
<p>Bishop then—jauntily stepping out a little with his well-shaped
right leg, as though he said to Mr Merdle 'don't mind the apron; a mere
form!' put this case to his good friend:</p>
<p>Whether it had occurred to his good friend, that Society might not
unreasonably hope that one so blest in his undertakings, and whose example
on his pedestal was so influential with it, would shed a little money in
the direction of a mission or so to Africa?</p>
<p>Mr Merdle signifying that the idea should have his best attention, Bishop
put another case:</p>
<p>Whether his good friend had at all interested himself in the proceedings
of our Combined Additional Endowed Dignitaries Committee, and whether it
had occurred to him that to shed a little money in that direction might be
a great conception finely executed?</p>
<p>Mr Merdle made a similar reply, and Bishop explained his reason for
inquiring.</p>
<p>Society looked to such men as his good friend to do such things. It was
not that HE looked to them, but that Society looked to them.</p>
<p>Just as it was not Our Committee who wanted the Additional Endowed
Dignitaries, but it was Society that was in a state of the most agonising
uneasiness of mind until it got them. He begged to assure his good friend
that he was extremely sensible of his good friend's regard on all
occasions for the best interests of Society; and he considered that he was
at once consulting those interests and expressing the feeling of Society,
when he wished him continued prosperity, continued increase of riches, and
continued things in general.</p>
<p>Bishop then betook himself up-stairs, and the other magnates gradually
floated up after him until there was no one left below but Mr Merdle. That
gentleman, after looking at the table-cloth until the soul of the chief
butler glowed with a noble resentment, went slowly up after the rest, and
became of no account in the stream of people on the grand staircase. Mrs
Merdle was at home, the best of the jewels were hung out to be seen,
Society got what it came for, Mr Merdle drank twopennyworth of tea in a
corner and got more than he wanted.</p>
<p>Among the evening magnates was a famous physician, who knew everybody, and
whom everybody knew. On entering at the door, he came upon Mr Merdle
drinking his tea in a corner, and touched him on the arm.</p>
<p>Mr Merdle started. 'Oh! It's you!'</p>
<p>'Any better to-day?'</p>
<p>'No,' said Mr Merdle, 'I am no better.'</p>
<p>'A pity I didn't see you this morning. Pray come to me to-morrow, or let
me come to you.'</p>
<p>'Well!' he replied. 'I will come to-morrow as I drive by.' Bar and Bishop
had both been bystanders during this short dialogue, and as Mr Merdle was
swept away by the crowd, they made their remarks upon it to the Physician.
Bar said, there was a certain point of mental strain beyond which no man
could go; that the point varied with various textures of brain and
peculiarities of constitution, as he had had occasion to notice in several
of his learned brothers; but the point of endurance passed by a line's
breadth, depression and dyspepsia ensued. Not to intrude on the sacred
mysteries of medicine, he took it, now (with the jury droop and persuasive
eye-glass), that this was Merdle's case? Bishop said that when he was a
young man, and had fallen for a brief space into the habit of writing
sermons on Saturdays, a habit which all young sons of the church should
sedulously avoid, he had frequently been sensible of a depression, arising
as he supposed from an over-taxed intellect, upon which the yolk of a
new-laid egg, beaten up by the good woman in whose house he at that time
lodged, with a glass of sound sherry, nutmeg, and powdered sugar acted
like a charm. Without presuming to offer so simple a remedy to the
consideration of so profound a professor of the great healing art, he
would venture to inquire whether the strain, being by way of intricate
calculations, the spirits might not (humanly speaking) be restored to
their tone by a gentle and yet generous stimulant?</p>
<p>'Yes,' said the physician, 'yes, you are both right. But I may as well
tell you that I can find nothing the matter with Mr Merdle. He has the
constitution of a rhinoceros, the digestion of an ostrich, and the
concentration of an oyster. As to nerves, Mr Merdle is of a cool
temperament, and not a sensitive man: is about as invulnerable, I should
say, as Achilles. How such a man should suppose himself unwell without
reason, you may think strange. But I have found nothing the matter with
him. He may have some deep-seated recondite complaint. I can't say. I only
say, that at present I have not found it out.'</p>
<p>There was no shadow of Mr Merdle's complaint on the bosom now displaying
precious stones in rivalry with many similar superb jewel-stands; there
was no shadow of Mr Merdle's complaint on young Sparkler hovering about
the rooms, monomaniacally seeking any sufficiently ineligible young lady
with no nonsense about her; there was no shadow of Mr Merdle's complaint
on the Barnacles and Stiltstalkings, of whom whole colonies were present;
or on any of the company. Even on himself, its shadow was faint enough as
he moved about among the throng, receiving homage.</p>
<p>Mr Merdle's complaint. Society and he had so much to do with one another
in all things else, that it is hard to imagine his complaint, if he had
one, being solely his own affair. Had he that deep-seated recondite
complaint, and did any doctor find it out? Patience, in the meantime, the
shadow of the Marshalsea wall was a real darkening influence, and could be
seen on the Dorrit Family at any stage of the sun's course.</p>
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