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<h2> CHAPTER 15. No just Cause or Impediment why these Two Persons should not be joined together </h2>
<p>Mr Dorrit, on being informed by his elder daughter that she had accepted
matrimonial overtures from Mr Sparkler, to whom she had plighted her
troth, received the communication at once with great dignity and with a
large display of parental pride; his dignity dilating with the widened
prospect of advantageous ground from which to make acquaintances, and his
parental pride being developed by Miss Fanny's ready sympathy with that
great object of his existence. He gave her to understand that her noble
ambition found harmonious echoes in his heart; and bestowed his blessing
on her, as a child brimful of duty and good principle, self-devoted to the
aggrandisement of the family name.</p>
<p>To Mr Sparkler, when Miss Fanny permitted him to appear, Mr Dorrit said,
he would not disguise that the alliance Mr Sparkler did him the honour to
propose was highly congenial to his feelings; both as being in unison with
the spontaneous affections of his daughter Fanny, and as opening a family
connection of a gratifying nature with Mr Merdle, the master spirit of the
age. Mrs Merdle also, as a leading lady rich in distinction, elegance,
grace, and beauty, he mentioned in very laudatory terms. He felt it his
duty to remark (he was sure a gentleman of Mr Sparkler's fine sense would
interpret him with all delicacy), that he could not consider this proposal
definitely determined on, until he should have had the privilege of
holding some correspondence with Mr Merdle; and of ascertaining it to be
so far accordant with the views of that eminent gentleman as that his (Mr
Dorrit's) daughter would be received on that footing which her station in
life and her dowry and expectations warranted him in requiring that she
should maintain in what he trusted he might be allowed, without the
appearance of being mercenary, to call the Eye of the Great World. While
saying this, which his character as a gentleman of some little station,
and his character as a father, equally demanded of him, he would not be so
diplomatic as to conceal that the proposal remained in hopeful abeyance
and under conditional acceptance, and that he thanked Mr Sparkler for the
compliment rendered to himself and to his family. He concluded with some
further and more general observations on the—ha—character of
an independent gentleman, and the—hum—character of a possibly
too partial and admiring parent. To sum the whole up shortly, he received
Mr Sparkler's offer very much as he would have received three or four
half-crowns from him in the days that were gone.</p>
<p>Mr Sparkler, finding himself stunned by the words thus heaped upon his
inoffensive head, made a brief though pertinent rejoinder; the same being
neither more nor less than that he had long perceived Miss Fanny to have
no nonsense about her, and that he had no doubt of its being all right
with his Governor. At that point the object of his affections shut him up
like a box with a spring lid, and sent him away.</p>
<p>Proceeding shortly afterwards to pay his respects to the Bosom, Mr Dorrit
was received by it with great consideration. Mrs Merdle had heard of this
affair from Edmund. She had been surprised at first, because she had not
thought Edmund a marrying man. Society had not thought Edmund a marrying
man. Still, of course she had seen, as a woman (we women did instinctively
see these things, Mr Dorrit!), that Edmund had been immensely captivated
by Miss Dorrit, and she had openly said that Mr Dorrit had much to answer
for in bringing so charming a girl abroad to turn the heads of his
countrymen.</p>
<p>'Have I the honour to conclude, madam,' said Mr Dorrit, 'that the
direction which Mr Sparkler's affections have taken, is—ha-approved
of by you?'</p>
<p>'I assure you, Mr Dorrit,' returned the lady, 'that, personally, I am
charmed.'</p>
<p>That was very gratifying to Mr Dorrit.</p>
<p>'Personally,' repeated Mrs Merdle, 'charmed.'</p>
<p>This casual repetition of the word 'personally,' moved Mr Dorrit to
express his hope that Mr Merdle's approval, too, would not be wanting?</p>
<p>'I cannot,' said Mrs Merdle, 'take upon myself to answer positively for Mr
Merdle; gentlemen, especially gentlemen who are what Society calls
capitalists, having their own ideas of these matters. But I should think—merely
giving an opinion, Mr Dorrit—I should think Mr Merdle would be upon
the whole,' here she held a review of herself before adding at her
leisure, 'quite charmed.'</p>
<p>At the mention of gentlemen whom Society called capitalists, Mr Dorrit had
coughed, as if some internal demur were breaking out of him. Mrs Merdle
had observed it, and went on to take up the cue.</p>
<p>'Though, indeed, Mr Dorrit, it is scarcely necessary for me to make that
remark, except in the mere openness of saying what is uppermost to one
whom I so highly regard, and with whom I hope I may have the pleasure of
being brought into still more agreeable relations. For one cannot but see
the great probability of your considering such things from Mr Merdle's own
point of view, except indeed that circumstances have made it Mr Merdle's
accidental fortune, or misfortune, to be engaged in business transactions,
and that they, however vast, may a little cramp his horizons. I am a very
child as to having any notion of business,' said Mrs Merdle; 'but I am
afraid, Mr Dorrit, it may have that tendency.'</p>
<p>This skilful see-saw of Mr Dorrit and Mrs Merdle, so that each of them
sent the other up, and each of them sent the other down, and neither had
the advantage, acted as a sedative on Mr Dorrit's cough. He remarked with
his utmost politeness, that he must beg to protest against its being
supposed, even by Mrs Merdle, the accomplished and graceful (to which
compliment she bent herself), that such enterprises as Mr Merdle's, apart
as they were from the puny undertakings of the rest of men, had any lower
tendency than to enlarge and expand the genius in which they were
conceived. 'You are generosity itself,' said Mrs Merdle in return, smiling
her best smile; 'let us hope so. But I confess I am almost superstitious
in my ideas about business.'</p>
<p>Mr Dorrit threw in another compliment here, to the effect that business,
like the time which was precious in it, was made for slaves; and that it
was not for Mrs Merdle, who ruled all hearts at her supreme pleasure, to
have anything to do with it. Mrs Merdle laughed, and conveyed to Mr Dorrit
an idea that the Bosom flushed—which was one of her best effects.</p>
<p>'I say so much,' she then explained, 'merely because Mr Merdle has always
taken the greatest interest in Edmund, and has always expressed the
strongest desire to advance his prospects. Edmund's public position, I
think you know. His private position rests solely with Mr Merdle. In my
foolish incapacity for business, I assure you I know no more.'</p>
<p>Mr Dorrit again expressed, in his own way, the sentiment that business was
below the ken of enslavers and enchantresses. He then mentioned his
intention, as a gentleman and a parent, of writing to Mr Merdle. Mrs
Merdle concurred with all her heart—or with all her art, which was
exactly the same thing—and herself despatched a preparatory letter
by the next post to the eighth wonder of the world.</p>
<p>In his epistolary communication, as in his dialogues and discourses on the
great question to which it related, Mr Dorrit surrounded the subject with
flourishes, as writing-masters embellish copy-books and ciphering-books:
where the titles of the elementary rules of arithmetic diverge into swans,
eagles, griffins, and other calligraphic recreations, and where the
capital letters go out of their minds and bodies into ecstasies of pen and
ink. Nevertheless, he did render the purport of his letter sufficiently
clear, to enable Mr Merdle to make a decent pretence of having learnt it
from that source. Mr Merdle replied to it accordingly. Mr Dorrit replied
to Mr Merdle; Mr Merdle replied to Mr Dorrit; and it was soon announced
that the corresponding powers had come to a satisfactory understanding.</p>
<p>Now, and not before, Miss Fanny burst upon the scene, completely arrayed
for her new part. Now and not before, she wholly absorbed Mr Sparkler in
her light, and shone for both, and twenty more. No longer feeling that
want of a defined place and character which had caused her so much
trouble, this fair ship began to steer steadily on a shaped course, and to
swim with a weight and balance that developed her sailing qualities.</p>
<p>'The preliminaries being so satisfactorily arranged, I think I will now,
my dear,' said Mr Dorrit, 'announce—ha—formally, to Mrs
General—'</p>
<p>'Papa,' returned Fanny, taking him up short upon that name, 'I don't see
what Mrs General has got to do with it.'</p>
<p>'My dear,' said Mr Dorrit, 'it will be an act of courtesy to—hum—a
lady, well bred and refined—'</p>
<p>'Oh! I am sick of Mrs General's good breeding and refinement, papa,' said
Fanny. 'I am tired of Mrs General.'</p>
<p>'Tired,' repeated Mr Dorrit in reproachful astonishment, 'of—ha—Mrs
General.'</p>
<p>'Quite disgusted with her, papa,' said Fanny. 'I really don't see what she
has to do with my marriage. Let her keep to her own matrimonial projects—if
she has any.'</p>
<p>'Fanny,' returned Mr Dorrit, with a grave and weighty slowness upon him,
contrasting strongly with his daughter's levity: 'I beg the favour of your
explaining—ha—what it is you mean.' 'I mean, papa,' said
Fanny, 'that if Mrs General should happen to have any matrimonial projects
of her own, I dare say they are quite enough to occupy her spare time. And
that if she has not, so much the better; but still I don't wish to have
the honour of making announcements to her.'</p>
<p>'Permit me to ask you, Fanny,' said Mr Dorrit, 'why not?'</p>
<p>'Because she can find my engagement out for herself, papa,' retorted
Fanny. 'She is watchful enough, I dare say. I think I have seen her so.
Let her find it out for herself. If she should not find it out for
herself, she will know it when I am married. And I hope you will not
consider me wanting in affection for you, papa, if I say it strikes me
that will be quite enough for Mrs General.'</p>
<p>'Fanny,' returned Mr Dorrit, 'I am amazed, I am displeased by this—hum—this
capricious and unintelligible display of animosity towards—ha—Mrs
General.'</p>
<p>'Do not, if you please, papa,' urged Fanny, 'call it animosity, because I
assure you I do not consider Mrs General worth my animosity.'</p>
<p>At this, Mr Dorrit rose from his chair with a fixed look of severe
reproof, and remained standing in his dignity before his daughter. His
daughter, turning the bracelet on her arm, and now looking at him, and now
looking from him, said, 'Very well, papa. I am truly sorry if you don't
like it; but I can't help it. I am not a child, and I am not Amy, and I
must speak.'</p>
<p>'Fanny,' gasped Mr Dorrit, after a majestic silence, 'if I request you to
remain here, while I formally announce to Mrs General, as an exemplary
lady, who is—hum—a trusted member of this family, the—ha—the
change that is contemplated among us; if I—ha—not only request
it, but—hum—insist upon it—'</p>
<p>'Oh, papa,' Fanny broke in with pointed significance, 'if you make so much
of it as that, I have in duty nothing to do but comply. I hope I may have
my thoughts upon the subject, however, for I really cannot help it under
the circumstances.'So, Fanny sat down with a meekness which, in the
junction of extremes, became defiance; and her father, either not deigning
to answer, or not knowing what to answer, summoned Mr Tinkler into his
presence.</p>
<p>'Mrs General.'</p>
<p>Mr Tinkler, unused to receive such short orders in connection with the
fair varnisher, paused. Mr Dorrit, seeing the whole Marshalsea and all its
testimonials in the pause, instantly flew at him with, 'How dare you, sir?
What do you mean?'</p>
<p>'I beg your pardon, sir,' pleaded Mr Tinkler, 'I was wishful to know—'
'You wished to know nothing, sir,' cried Mr Dorrit, highly flushed.</p>
<p>'Don't tell me you did. Ha. You didn't. You are guilty of mockery, sir.'</p>
<p>'I assure you, sir—' Mr Tinkler began.</p>
<p>'Don't assure me!' said Mr Dorrit. 'I will not be assured by a domestic.
You are guilty of mockery. You shall leave me—hum—the whole
establishment shall leave me. What are you waiting for?'</p>
<p>'Only for my orders, sir.'</p>
<p>'It's false,' said Mr Dorrit, 'you have your orders. Ha—hum. MY
compliments to Mrs General, and I beg the favour of her coming to me, if
quite convenient, for a few minutes. Those are your orders.'</p>
<p>In his execution of this mission, Mr Tinkler perhaps expressed that Mr
Dorrit was in a raging fume. However that was, Mrs General's skirts were
very speedily heard outside, coming along—one might almost have said
bouncing along—with unusual expedition. Albeit, they settled down at
the door and swept into the room with their customary coolness.</p>
<p>'Mrs General,' said Mr Dorrit, 'take a chair.'</p>
<p>Mrs General, with a graceful curve of acknowledgment, descended into the
chair which Mr Dorrit offered.</p>
<p>'Madam,' pursued that gentleman, 'as you have had the kindness to
undertake the—hum—formation of my daughters, and as I am
persuaded that nothing nearly affecting them can—ha—be
indifferent to you—'</p>
<p>'Wholly impossible,' said Mrs General in the calmest of ways.</p>
<p>'—I therefore wish to announce to you, madam, that my daughter now
present—'</p>
<p>Mrs General made a slight inclination of her head to Fanny, who made a
very low inclination of her head to Mrs General, and came loftily upright
again.</p>
<p>'—That my daughter Fanny is—ha—contracted to be married
to Mr Sparkler, with whom you are acquainted. Hence, madam, you will be
relieved of half your difficult charge—ha—difficult charge.'
Mr Dorrit repeated it with his angry eye on Fanny. 'But not, I hope, to
the—hum—diminution of any other portion, direct or indirect,
of the footing you have at present the kindness to occupy in my family.'</p>
<p>'Mr Dorrit,' returned Mrs General, with her gloved hands resting on one
another in exemplary repose, 'is ever considerate, and ever but too
appreciative of my friendly services.'</p>
<p>(Miss Fanny coughed, as much as to say, 'You are right.')</p>
<p>'Miss Dorrit has no doubt exercised the soundest discretion of which the
circumstances admitted, and I trust will allow me to offer her my sincere
congratulations. When free from the trammels of passion,' Mrs General
closed her eyes at the word, as if she could not utter it, and see
anybody; 'when occurring with the approbation of near relatives; and when
cementing the proud structure of a family edifice; these are usually
auspicious events.</p>
<p>I trust Miss Dorrit will allow me to offer her my best congratulations.'</p>
<p>Here Mrs General stopped, and added internally, for the setting of her
face, 'Papa, potatoes, poultry, Prunes, and prism.'</p>
<p>'Mr Dorrit,' she superadded aloud, 'is ever most obliging; and for the
attention, and I will add distinction, of having this confidence imparted
to me by himself and Miss Dorrit at this early time, I beg to offer the
tribute of my thanks. My thanks, and my congratulations, are equally the
meed of Mr Dorrit and of Miss Dorrit.'</p>
<p>'To me,' observed Miss Fanny, 'they are excessively gratifying—inexpressibly
so. The relief of finding that you have no objection to make, Mrs General,
quite takes a load off my mind, I am sure. I hardly know what I should
have done,' said Fanny, 'if you had interposed any objection, Mrs
General.'</p>
<p>Mrs General changed her gloves, as to the right glove being uppermost and
the left undermost, with a Prunes and Prism smile.</p>
<p>'To preserve your approbation, Mrs General,' said Fanny, returning the
smile with one in which there was no trace of those ingredients, 'will of
course be the highest object of my married life; to lose it, would of
course be perfect wretchedness. I am sure your great kindness will not
object, and I hope papa will not object, to my correcting a small mistake
you have made, however. The best of us are so liable to mistakes, that
even you, Mrs General, have fallen into a little error. The attention and
distinction you have so impressively mentioned, Mrs General, as attaching
to this confidence, are, I have no doubt, of the most complimentary and
gratifying description; but they don't at all proceed from me. The merit
of having consulted you on the subject would have been so great in me,
that I feel I must not lay claim to it when it really is not mine. It is
wholly papa's. I am deeply obliged to you for your encouragement and
patronage, but it was papa who asked for it. I have to thank you, Mrs
General, for relieving my breast of a great weight by so handsomely giving
your consent to my engagement, but you have really nothing to thank me
for. I hope you will always approve of my proceedings after I have left
home and that my sister also may long remain the favoured object of your
condescension, Mrs General.'</p>
<p>With this address, which was delivered in her politest manner, Fanny left
the room with an elegant and cheerful air—to tear up-stairs with a
flushed face as soon as she was out of hearing, pounce in upon her sister,
call her a little Dormouse, shake her for the better opening of her eyes,
tell her what had passed below, and ask her what she thought of Pa now?</p>
<p>Towards Mrs Merdle, the young lady comported herself with great
independence and self-possession; but not as yet with any more decided
opening of hostilities. Occasionally they had a slight skirmish, as when
Fanny considered herself patted on the back by that lady, or as when Mrs
Merdle looked particularly young and well; but Mrs Merdle always soon
terminated those passages of arms by sinking among her cushions with the
gracefullest indifference, and finding her attention otherwise engaged.
Society (for that mysterious creature sat upon the Seven Hills too) found
Miss Fanny vastly improved by her engagement. She was much more
accessible, much more free and engaging, much less exacting; insomuch that
she now entertained a host of followers and admirers, to the bitter
indignation of ladies with daughters to marry, who were to be regarded as
Having revolted from Society on the Miss Dorrit grievance, and erected a
rebellious standard. Enjoying the flutter she caused. Miss Dorrit not only
haughtily moved through it in her own proper person, but haughtily, even
Ostentatiously, led Mr Sparkler through it too: seeming to say to them
all, 'If I think proper to march among you in triumphal procession
attended by this weak captive in bonds, rather than a stronger one, that
is my business. Enough that I choose to do it!' Mr Sparkler for his part,
questioned nothing; but went wherever he was taken, did whatever he was
told, felt that for his bride-elect to be distinguished was for him to be
distinguished on the easiest terms, and was truly grateful for being so
openly acknowledged.</p>
<p>The winter passing on towards the spring while this condition of affairs
prevailed, it became necessary for Mr Sparkler to repair to England, and
take his appointed part in the expression and direction of its genius,
learning, commerce, spirit, and sense. The land of Shakespeare, Milton,
Bacon, Newton, Watt, the land of a host of past and present abstract
philosophers, natural philosophers, and subduers of Nature and Art in
their myriad forms, called to Mr Sparkler to come and take care of it,
lest it should perish. Mr Sparkler, unable to resist the agonised cry from
the depths of his country's soul, declared that he must go.</p>
<p>It followed that the question was rendered pressing when, where, and how
Mr Sparkler should be married to the foremost girl in all this world with
no nonsense about her. Its solution, after some little mystery and
secrecy, Miss Fanny herself announced to her sister.</p>
<p>'Now, my child,' said she, seeking her out one day, 'I am going to tell
you something. It is only this moment broached; and naturally I hurry to
you the moment it IS broached.'</p>
<p>'Your marriage, Fanny?'</p>
<p>'My precious child,' said Fanny, 'don't anticipate me. Let me impart my
confidence to you, you flurried little thing, in my own way. As to your
guess, if I answered it literally, I should answer no. For really it is
not my marriage that is in question, half as much as it is Edmund's.'</p>
<p>Little Dorrit looked, and perhaps not altogether without cause, somewhat
at a loss to understand this fine distinction.</p>
<p>'I am in no difficulty,' exclaimed Fanny, 'and in no hurry. I am not
wanted at any public office, or to give any vote anywhere else.</p>
<p>But Edmund is. And Edmund is deeply dejected at the idea of going away by
himself, and, indeed, I don't like that he should be trusted by himself.
For, if it's possible—and it generally is—to do a foolish
thing, he is sure to do it.'</p>
<p>As she concluded this impartial summary of the reliance that might be
safely placed upon her future husband, she took off, with an air of
business, the bonnet she wore, and dangled it by its strings upon the
ground.</p>
<p>'It is far more Edmund's question, therefore, than mine. However, we need
say no more about that. That is self-evident on the face of it. Well, my
dearest Amy! The point arising, is he to go by himself, or is he not to go
by himself, this other point arises, are we to be married here and
shortly, or are we to be married at home months hence?'</p>
<p>'I see I am going to lose you, Fanny.'</p>
<p>'What a little thing you are,' cried Fanny, half tolerant and half
impatient, 'for anticipating one! Pray, my darling, hear me out. That
woman,' she spoke of Mrs Merdle, of course, 'remains here until after
Easter; so, in the case of my being married here and going to London with
Edmund, I should have the start of her. That is something. Further, Amy.
That woman being out of the way, I don't know that I greatly object to Mr
Merdle's proposal to Pa that Edmund and I should take up our abode in that
house—you know—where you once went with a dancer, my dear,
until our own house can be chosen and fitted up. Further still, Amy. Papa
having always intended to go to town himself, in the spring,—you
see, if Edmund and I were married here, we might go off to Florence, where
papa might join us, and we might all three travel home together. Mr Merdle
has entreated Pa to stay with him in that same mansion I have mentioned,
and I suppose he will. But he is master of his own actions; and upon that
point (which is not at all material) I can't speak positively.' The
difference between papa's being master of his own actions and Mr
Sparkler's being nothing of the sort, was forcibly expressed by Fanny in
her manner of stating the case. Not that her sister noticed it; for she
was divided between regret at the coming separation, and a lingering wish
that she had been included in the plans for visiting England.</p>
<p>'And these are the arrangements, Fanny dear?'</p>
<p>'Arrangements!' repeated Fanny. 'Now, really, child, you are a little
trying. You know I particularly guarded myself against laying my words
open to any such construction. What I said was, that certain questions
present themselves; and these are the questions.'</p>
<p>Little Dorrit's thoughtful eyes met hers, tenderly and quietly.</p>
<p>'Now, my own sweet girl,' said Fanny, weighing her bonnet by the strings
with considerable impatience, 'it's no use staring. A little owl could
stare. I look to you for advice, Amy. What do you advise me to do?'</p>
<p>'Do you think,' asked Little Dorrit, persuasively, after a short
hesitation, 'do you think, Fanny, that if you were to put it off for a few
months, it might be, considering all things, best?'</p>
<p>'No, little Tortoise,' retorted Fanny, with exceeding sharpness. 'I don't
think anything of the kind.'</p>
<p>Here, she threw her bonnet from her altogether, and flounced into a chair.
But, becoming affectionate almost immediately, she flounced out of it
again, and kneeled down on the floor to take her sister, chair and all, in
her arms.</p>
<p>'Don't suppose I am hasty or unkind, darling, because I really am not. But
you are such a little oddity! You make one bite your head off, when one
wants to be soothing beyond everything. Didn't I tell you, you dearest
baby, that Edmund can't be trusted by himself? And don't you know that he
can't?'</p>
<p>'Yes, yes, Fanny. You said so, I know.'</p>
<p>'And you know it, I know,' retorted Fanny. 'Well, my precious child! If he
is not to be trusted by himself, it follows, I suppose, that I should go
with him?'</p>
<p>'It—seems so, love,' said Little Dorrit.</p>
<p>'Therefore, having heard the arrangements that are feasible to carry out
that object, am I to understand, dearest Amy, that on the whole you advise
me to make them?'</p>
<p>'It—seems so, love,' said Little Dorrit again.</p>
<p>'Very well,' cried Fanny with an air of resignation, 'then I suppose it
must be done! I came to you, my sweet, the moment I saw the doubt, and the
necessity of deciding. I have now decided. So let it be.'</p>
<p>After yielding herself up, in this pattern manner, to sisterly advice and
the force of circumstances, Fanny became quite benignant: as one who had
laid her own inclinations at the feet of her dearest friend, and felt a
glow of conscience in having made the sacrifice. 'After all, my Amy,' she
said to her sister, 'you are the best of small creatures, and full of good
sense; and I don't know what I shall ever do without you!'</p>
<p>With which words she folded her in a closer embrace, and a really fond
one.</p>
<p>'Not that I contemplate doing without You, Amy, by any means, for I hope
we shall ever be next to inseparable. And now, my pet, I am going to give
you a word of advice. When you are left alone here with Mrs General—'</p>
<p>'I am to be left alone here with Mrs General?' said Little Dorrit,
quietly.</p>
<p>'Why, of course, my precious, till papa comes back! Unless you call Edward
company, which he certainly is not, even when he is here, and still more
certainly is not when he is away at Naples or in Sicily. I was going to
say—but you are such a beloved little Marplot for putting one out—when
you are left alone here with Mrs General, Amy, don't you let her slide
into any sort of artful understanding with you that she is looking after
Pa, or that Pa is looking after her. She will if she can. I know her sly
manner of feeling her way with those gloves of hers. But don't you
comprehend her on any account. And if Pa should tell you when he comes
back, that he has it in contemplation to make Mrs General your mama (which
is not the less likely because I am going away), my advice to you is, that
you say at once, "Papa, I beg to object most strongly. Fanny cautioned me
about this, and she objected, and I object." I don't mean to say that any
objection from you, Amy, is likely to be of the smallest effect, or that I
think you likely to make it with any degree of firmness. But there is a
principle involved—a filial principle—and I implore you not to
submit to be mother-in-lawed by Mrs General, without asserting it in
making every one about you as uncomfortable as possible. I don't expect
you to stand by it—indeed, I know you won't, Pa being concerned—but
I wish to rouse you to a sense of duty. As to any help from me, or as to
any opposition that I can offer to such a match, you shall not be left in
the lurch, my love. Whatever weight I may derive from my position as a
married girl not wholly devoid of attractions—used, as that position
always shall be, to oppose that woman—I will bring to bear, you May
depend upon it, on the head and false hair (for I am confident it's not
all real, ugly as it is and unlikely as it appears that any One in their
Senses would go to the expense of buying it) of Mrs General!' Little
Dorrit received this counsel without venturing to oppose it but without
giving Fanny any reason to believe that she intended to act upon it.
Having now, as it were, formally wound up her single life and arranged her
worldly affairs, Fanny proceeded with characteristic ardour to prepare for
the serious change in her condition.</p>
<p>The preparation consisted in the despatch of her maid to Paris under the
protection of the Courier, for the purchase of that outfit for a bride on
which it would be extremely low, in the present narrative, to bestow an
English name, but to which (on a vulgar principle it observes of adhering
to the language in which it professes to be written) it declines to give a
French one. The rich and beautiful wardrobe purchased by these agents, in
the course of a few weeks made its way through the intervening country,
bristling with custom-houses, garrisoned by an immense army of shabby
mendicants in uniform who incessantly repeated the Beggar's Petition over
it, as if every individual warrior among them were the ancient Belisarius:
and of whom there were so many Legions, that unless the Courier had
expended just one bushel and a half of silver money relieving their
distresses, they would have worn the wardrobe out before it got to Rome,
by turning it over and over. Through all such dangers, however, it was
triumphantly brought, inch by inch, and arrived at its journey's end in
fine condition.</p>
<p>There it was exhibited to select companies of female viewers, in whose
gentle bosoms it awakened implacable feelings. Concurrently, active
preparations were made for the day on which some of its treasures were to
be publicly displayed. Cards of breakfast-invitation were sent out to half
the English in the city of Romulus; the other half made arrangements to be
under arms, as criticising volunteers, at various outer points of the
solemnity. The most high and illustrious English Signor Edgardo Dorrit,
came post through the deep mud and ruts (from forming a surface under the
improving Neapolitan nobility), to grace the occasion. The best hotel and
all its culinary myrmidons, were set to work to prepare the feast. The
drafts of Mr Dorrit almost constituted a run on the Torlonia Bank. The
British Consul hadn't had such a marriage in the whole of his Consularity.</p>
<p>The day came, and the She-Wolf in the Capitol might have snarled with envy
to see how the Island Savages contrived these things now-a-days. The
murderous-headed statues of the wicked Emperors of the Soldiery, whom
sculptors had not been able to flatter out of their villainous
hideousness, might have come off their pedestals to run away with the
Bride. The choked old fountain, where erst the gladiators washed, might
have leaped into life again to honour the ceremony. The Temple of Vesta
might have sprung up anew from its ruins, expressly to lend its
countenance to the occasion. Might have done; but did not. Like sentient
things—even like the lords and ladies of creation sometimes—might
have done much, but did nothing. The celebration went off with admirable
pomp; monks in black robes, white robes, and russet robes stopped to look
after the carriages; wandering peasants in fleeces of sheep, begged and
piped under the house-windows; the English volunteers defiled; the day
wore on to the hour of vespers; the festival wore away; the thousand
churches rang their bells without any reference to it; and St Peter denied
that he had anything to do with it.</p>
<p>But by that time the Bride was near the end of the first day's journey
towards Florence. It was the peculiarity of the nuptials that they were
all Bride. Nobody noticed the Bridegroom. Nobody noticed the first
Bridesmaid. Few could have seen Little Dorrit (who held that post) for the
glare, even supposing many to have sought her. So, the Bride had mounted
into her handsome chariot, incidentally accompanied by the Bridegroom; and
after rolling for a few minutes smoothly over a fair pavement, had begun
to jolt through a Slough of Despond, and through a long, long avenue of
wrack and ruin. Other nuptial carriages are said to have gone the same
road, before and since.</p>
<p>If Little Dorrit found herself left a little lonely and a little low that
night, nothing would have done so much against her feeling of depression
as the being able to sit at work by her father, as in the old time, and
help him to his supper and his rest. But that was not to be thought of
now, when they sat in the state-equipage with Mrs General on the
coach-box. And as to supper! If Mr Dorrit had wanted supper, there was an
Italian cook and there was a Swiss confectioner, who must have put on caps
as high as the Pope's Mitre, and have performed the mysteries of
Alchemists in a copper-saucepaned laboratory below, before he could have
got it.</p>
<p>He was sententious and didactic that night. If he had been simply loving,
he would have done Little Dorrit more good; but she accepted him as he was—when
had she not accepted him as he was!—and made the most and best of
him. Mrs General at length retired. Her retirement for the night was
always her frostiest ceremony, as if she felt it necessary that the human
imagination should be chilled into stone to prevent its following her.
When she had gone through her rigid preliminaries, amounting to a sort of
genteel platoon-exercise, she withdrew. Little Dorrit then put her arm
round her father's neck, to bid him good night.</p>
<p>'Amy, my dear,' said Mr Dorrit, taking her by the hand, 'this is the close
of a day, that has—ha—greatly impressed and gratified me.' 'A
little tired you, dear, too?'</p>
<p>'No,' said Mr Dorrit, 'no: I am not sensible of fatigue when it arises
from an occasion so—hum—replete with gratification of the
purest kind.'</p>
<p>Little Dorrit was glad to find him in such heart, and smiled from her own
heart.</p>
<p>'My dear,' he continued, 'this is an occasion—ha—teeming with
a good example. With a good example, my favourite and attached child—hum—to
you.'</p>
<p>Little Dorrit, fluttered by his words, did not know what to say, though he
stopped as if he expected her to say something.</p>
<p>'Amy,' he resumed; 'your dear sister, our Fanny, has contracted ha hum—a
marriage, eminently calculated to extend the basis of our—ha—connection,
and to—hum—consolidate our social relations. My love, I trust
that the time is not far distant when some—ha—eligible partner
may be found for you.'</p>
<p>'Oh no! Let me stay with you. I beg and pray that I may stay with you! I
want nothing but to stay and take care of you!' She said it like one in
sudden alarm.</p>
<p>'Nay, Amy, Amy,' said Mr Dorrit. 'This is weak and foolish, weak and
foolish. You have a—ha—responsibility imposed upon you by your
position. It is to develop that position, and be—hum—worthy of
that position. As to taking care of me; I can—ha—take care of
myself. Or,' he added after a moment, 'if I should need to be taken care
of, I—hum—can, with the—ha—blessing of Providence,
be taken care of, I—ha hum—I cannot, my dear child, think of
engrossing, and—ha—as it were, sacrificing you.'</p>
<p>O what a time of day at which to begin that profession of self-denial; at
which to make it, with an air of taking credit for it; at which to believe
it, if such a thing could be!</p>
<p>'Don't speak, Amy. I positively say I cannot do it. I—ha—must
not do it. My—hum—conscience would not allow it. I therefore,
my love, take the opportunity afforded by this gratifying and impressive
occasion of—ha—solemnly remarking, that it is now a cherished
wish and purpose of mine to see you—ha—eligibly (I repeat
eligibly) married.'</p>
<p>'Oh no, dear! Pray!'</p>
<p>'Amy,' said Mr Dorrit, 'I am well persuaded that if the topic were
referred to any person of superior social knowledge, of superior delicacy
and sense—let us say, for instance, to—ha—Mrs General—that
there would not be two opinions as to the—hum—affectionate
character and propriety of my sentiments. But, as I know your loving and
dutiful nature from—hum—from experience, I am quite satisfied
that it is necessary to say no more. I have—hum—no husband to
propose at present, my dear: I have not even one in view. I merely wish
that we should—ha—understand each other. Hum. Good night, my
dear and sole remaining daughter. Good night.</p>
<p>God bless you!'</p>
<p>If the thought ever entered Little Dorrit's head that night, that he could
give her up lightly now in his prosperity, and when he had it in his mind
to replace her with a second wife, she drove it away. Faithful to him
still, as in the worst times through which she had borne him
single-handed, she drove the thought away; and entertained no harder
reflection, in her tearful unrest, than that he now saw everything through
their wealth, and through the care he always had upon him that they should
continue rich, and grow richer.</p>
<p>They sat in their equipage of state, with Mrs General on the box, for
three weeks longer, and then he started for Florence to join Fanny. Little
Dorrit would have been glad to bear him company so far, only for the sake
of her own love, and then to have turned back alone, thinking of dear
England. But, though the Courier had gone on with the Bride, the Valet was
next in the line; and the succession would not have come to her, as long
as any one could be got for money.</p>
<p>Mrs General took life easily—as easily, that is, as she could take
anything—when the Roman establishment remained in their sole
occupation; and Little Dorrit would often ride out in a hired carriage
that was left them, and alight alone and wander among the ruins of old
Rome. The ruins of the vast old Amphitheatre, of the old Temples, of the
old commemorative Arches, of the old trodden highways, of the old tombs,
besides being what they were, to her were ruins of the old Marshalsea—ruins
of her own old life—ruins of the faces and forms that of old peopled
it—ruins of its loves, hopes, cares, and joys. Two ruined spheres of
action and suffering were before the solitary girl often sitting on some
broken fragment; and in the lonely places, under the blue sky, she saw
them both together.</p>
<p>Up, then, would come Mrs General; taking all the colour out of everything,
as Nature and Art had taken it out of herself; writing Prunes and Prism,
in Mr Eustace's text, wherever she could lay a hand; looking everywhere
for Mr Eustace and company, and seeing nothing else; scratching up the
driest little bones of antiquity, and bolting them whole without any human
visitings—like a Ghoule in gloves.</p>
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