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<h2> THE HEADLESS DWARFS </h2>
<p>There was once a minister who spent his whole time in trying to find a
servant who would undertake to ring the church bells at midnight, in
addition to all his other duties.</p>
<p>Of course it was not everyone who cared to get up in the middle of the
night, when he had been working hard all day; still, a good many had
agreed to do it. But the strange thing was that no sooner had the servant
set forth to perform his task than he disappeared, as if the earth had
swallowed him up. No bells were rung, and no ringer ever came back. The
minister did his best to keep the matter secret, but it leaked out for all
that, and the end of it was that no one would enter his service. Indeed,
there were even those who whispered that the minister himself had murdered
the missing men!</p>
<p>It was to no purpose that Sunday after Sunday the minister gave out from
his pulpit that double wages would be paid to anyone that would fulfil the
sacred duty of ringing the bells of the church. No one took the slightest
notice of any offer he might make, and the poor man was in despair, when
one day, as he was standing at his house door, a youth known in the
village as Clever Hans came up to him. ‘I am tired of living with a miser
who will not give me enough to eat and drink,’ said he, ‘and I am ready to
do all you want.’ ‘Very good, my son,’ replied the minister, ‘you shall
have the chance of proving your courage this very night. To-morrow we will
settle what your wages are to be.’</p>
<p>Hans was quite content with this proposal, and went straight into the
kitchen to begin his work, not knowing that his new master was quite as
stingy as his old one. In the hope that his presence might be a restraint
upon them, the minister used to sit at the table during his servants’
meals, and would exhort them to drink much and often, thinking that they
would not be able to eat as well, and beef was dearer than beer. But in
Hans he had met his match, and the minister soon found to his cost that in
his case at any rate a full cup did not mean an empty plate.</p>
<p>About an hour before midnight, Hans entered the church and locked the door
behind him, but what was his surprise when, in place of the darkness and
silence he expected, he found the church brilliantly lighted, and a crowd
of people sitting round a table playing cards. Hans felt no fear at this
strange sight, or was prudent enough to hide it if he did, and, going up
to the table, sat down amongst the players. One of them looked up and
asked, ‘My friend, what are you doing here?’ and Hans gazed at him for a
moment, then laughed and answered, ‘Well, if anybody has a right to put
that question, it is I! And if <i>I</i> do not put it, it will certainly
be wiser for you not to do so!’</p>
<p>Then he picked up some cards, and played with the unknown men as if he had
known them all his life. The luck was on his side, and soon the money of
the other gamblers found its way from their pockets into his. On the
stroke of midnight the cock crew, and in an instant lights, table, cards,
and people all had vanished, and Hans was left alone.</p>
<p>He groped about for some time, till he found the staircase in the tower,
and then began to feel his way up the steps.</p>
<p>On the first landing a glimmer of light came through a slit in the wall,
and he saw a tiny man sitting there, without a head. ‘Ho! ho! my little
fellow, what are you doing there?’ asked Hans, and, without waiting for an
answer, gave him a kick which sent him flying down the stairs. Then he
climbed higher still, and finding as he went dumb watchers sitting on
every landing, treated them as he had done the first.</p>
<p>At last he reached the top, and as he paused for a moment to look round
him he saw another headless man cowering in the very bell itself, waiting
till Hans should seize the bell-pull in order to strike him a blow with
the clapper, which would soon have made an end of him.</p>
<p>‘Stop, my little friend!’ cried Hans. ‘That is not part of the bargain!
Perhaps you saw how your comrades walked down stairs, and you are going
after them. But as you are in the highest place you shall make a more
dignified exit, and follow them through the window!’</p>
<p>With these words he began to climb the ladder, in order to take the little
man from the bell and carry out his threat.</p>
<p>At this the dwarf cried out imploringly, ‘Oh, brother! spare my life, and
I promise that neither I nor my comrades will ever trouble you any more. I
am small and weak, but who knows whether some day I shall not be able to
reward you.’</p>
<p>‘You wretched little shrimp,’ replied Hans, ‘a great deal of good your
gratitude is likely to do me! But as I happen to be feeling in a cheerful
mood to-night I will let you have your life. But take care how you come
across me again, or you may not escape so easily!’</p>
<p>The headless man thanked him humbly, slid hastily down the bell rope, and
ran down the steps of the tower as if he had left a fire behind him. Then
Hans began to ring lustily.</p>
<p>When the minister heard the sound of the midnight bells he wondered
greatly, but rejoiced that he had at last found some one to whom he could
trust this duty. Hans rang the bells for some time, then went to the
hay-loft, and fell fast asleep.</p>
<p>Now it was the custom of the minister to get up very early, and to go
round to make sure that the men were all at their work. This morning
everyone was in his place except Hans, and no one knew anything about him.
Nine o’clock came, and no Hans, but when eleven struck the minister began
to fear that he had vanished like the ringers who had gone before him.
When, however, the servants all gathered round the table for dinner, Hans
at last made his appearance stretching himself and yawning.</p>
<p>‘Where have you been all this time?’ asked the minister.</p>
<p>‘Asleep,’ said Hans.</p>
<p>‘Asleep!’ exclaimed the minister in astonishment. ‘You don’t mean to tell
me that you can go on sleeping till mid-day?’</p>
<p>‘That is exactly what I do mean,’ replied Hans. ‘If one works in the night
one must sleep in the day, just as if one works in the day one sleeps in
the night. If you can find somebody else to ring the bells at midnight I
am ready to begin work at dawn; but if you want me to ring them I must go
on sleeping till noon at the very earliest.’</p>
<p>The minister tried to argue the point with him, but at length the
following agreement was come to. Hans was to give up the ringing, and was
to work like the rest from sunrise to sunset, with the exception of an
hour after breakfast and an hour after dinner, when he might go to sleep.
‘But, of course,’ added the minister carelessly, ‘it may happen now and
then, especially in winter, when the days are short, that you will have to
work a little longer, to get something finished.’</p>
<p>‘Not at all!’ answered Hans. ‘Unless I were to leave off work earlier in
summer, I will not do a stroke more than I have promised, and that is from
dawn to dark; so you know what you have to expect.’</p>
<p>A few weeks later the minister was asked to attend a christening in the
neighbouring town. He bade Hans come with him, but, as the town was only a
few hours’ ride from where he lived, the minister was much surprised to
see Hans come forth laden with a bag containing food.</p>
<p>‘What are you taking that for?’ asked the minister. ‘We shall be there
before dark.’</p>
<p>‘Who knows?’ replied Hans. ‘Many things may happen to delay our journey,
and I need not remind you of our contract that the moment the sun sets I
cease to be your servant. If we don’t reach the town while it is still
daylight I shall leave you to shift for yourself.’</p>
<p>The minister thought he was joking, and made no further remark. But when
they had left the village behind them, and had ridden a few miles, they
found that snow had fallen during the night, and had been blown by the
wind into drifts. This hindered their progress, and by the time they had
entered the thick wood which lay between them and their destination the
sun was already touching the tops of the trees. The horses ploughed their
way slowly through the deep soft snow and as they went Hans kept turning
to look at the sun, which lay at their backs.</p>
<p>‘Is there anything behind you?’ asked the minister. ‘Or what is it you are
always turning round for?’</p>
<p>‘I turn round because I have no eyes in the back of my neck,’ said Hans.</p>
<p>‘Cease talking nonsense,’ replied the minister, ‘and give all your mind to
getting us to the town before nightfall.’</p>
<p>Hans did not answer, but rode on steadily, though every now and then he
cast a glance over his shoulder.</p>
<p>When they arrived in the middle of the wood the sun sank altogether. Then
Hans reined up his horse, took his knapsack, and jumped out of the sledge.</p>
<p>‘What are you doing? Are you mad?’ asked the minister, but Hans answered
quietly, ‘The sun is set and my work is over, and I am going to camp here
for the night.’</p>
<p>In vain the master prayed and threatened, and promised Hans a large reward
if he would only drive him on. The young man was not to be moved.</p>
<p>‘Are you not ashamed to urge me to break my word?’ said he. ‘If you want
to reach the town to-night you must go alone. The hour of my freedom has
struck, and I cannot go with you.’</p>
<p>‘My good Hans,’ entreated the minister, ‘I really ought not to leave you
here. Consider what danger you would be in! Yonder, as you see, a gallows
is set up, and two evil-doers are hanging on it. You could not possibly
sleep with such ghastly neighbours.’</p>
<p>‘Why not?’ asked Hans. ‘Those gallows birds hang high in the air, and my
camp will be on the ground; we shall have nothing to do with each other.’
As he spoke, he turned his back on the minister, and went his way.</p>
<p>There was no help for it, and the minister had to push on by himself, if
he expected to arrive in time for the christening. His friends were much
surprised to see him drive up without a coachman, and thought some
accident had happened. But when he told them of his conversation with Hans
they did not know which was the most foolish, master or man.</p>
<p>It would have mattered little to Hans had he known what they were saying
or thinking of him. He satisfied his hunger with the food he had in his
knapsack, lit his pipe, pitched his tent under the boughs of a tree,
wrapped himself in his furs, and went sound asleep. After some hours, he
was awakened by a sudden noise, and sat up and looked about him. The moon
was shining brightly above his head, and close by stood two headless
dwarfs, talking angrily. At the sight of Hans the little dwarfs cried out:</p>
<p>‘It is he! It is he!’ and one of them stepping nearer exclaimed, ‘Ah, my
old friend! it is a lucky chance that has brought us here. My bones still
ache from my fall down the steps of the tower. I dare say you have not
forgotten that night! Now it is the turn of your bones. Hi! comrades, make
haste! make haste!’</p>
<p>Like a swarm of midges, a host of tiny headless creatures seemed to spring
straight out of the ground, and every one was armed with a club. Although
they were so small, yet there were such numbers of them and they struck so
hard that even a strong man could do nothing against them. Hans thought
his last hour was come, when just as the fight was at the hottest another
little dwarf arrived on the scene.</p>
<p>‘Hold, comrades!’ he shouted, turning to the attacking party. ‘This man
once did me a service, and I am his debtor. When I was in his power he
granted me my life. And even if he did throw you downstairs, well, a warm
bath soon cured your bruises, so you must just forgive him and go quietly
home.’</p>
<p>The headless dwarfs listened to his words and disappeared as suddenly as
they had come. As soon as Hans recovered himself a little he looked at his
rescuer, and saw he was the dwarf he had found seated in the church bell.</p>
<p>‘Ah!’ said the dwarf, seating himself quietly under the tree. ‘You laughed
at me when I told you that some day I might do you a good turn. Now you
see I was right, and perhaps you will learn for the future not to despise
any creature, however small.’</p>
<p>‘I thank you from my heart,’ answered Hans. ‘My bones are still sore from
their blows, and had it not been for you I should indeed have fared
badly.’</p>
<p>‘I have almost paid my debt,’ went on the little man, ‘but as you have
suffered already, I will do more, and give you a piece of information. You
need not remain any longer in the service of that stingy minister, but
when you get home to-morrow go at once to the north corner of the church,
and there you will find a large stone built into the wall, but not
cemented like the rest. The day after to-morrow the moon is full, and at
midnight you must go to the spot and get the stone out of the wall with a
pickaxe. Under the stone lies a great treasure, which has been hidden
there in time of war. Besides church plate, you will find bags of money,
which have been lying in this place for over a hundred years, and no one
knows to whom it all belongs. A third of this money you must give to the
poor, but the rest you may keep for yourself.’ As he finished, the cocks
in the village crowed, and the little man was nowhere to be seen. Hans
found that his limbs no longer pained him, and lay for some time thinking
of the hidden treasure. Towards morning he fell asleep.</p>
<p>The sun was high in the heavens when his master returned from the town.</p>
<p>‘Hans,’ said he, ‘what a fool you were not to come with me yesterday! I
was well feasted and entertained, and I have money in my pocket into the
bargain,’ he went on, rattling some coins while he spoke, to make Hans
understand how much he had lost.</p>
<p>‘Ah, sir,’ replied Hans calmly, ‘in order to have gained so much money you
must have lain awake all night, but I have earned a hundred times that
amount while I was sleeping soundly.’</p>
<p>‘How did you manage that?’ asked the minister eagerly, but Hans answered,
‘It is only fools who boast of their farthings; wise men take care to hide
their crowns.’</p>
<p>They drove home, and Hans neglected none of his duties, but put up the
horses and gave them their food before going to the church corner, where
he found the loose stone, exactly in the place described by the dwarf.
Then he returned to his work.</p>
<p>The first night of the full moon, when the whole village was asleep, he
stole out, armed with a pickaxe, and with much difficulty succeeded in
dislodging the stone from its place. Sure enough, there was the hole, and
in the hole lay the treasure, exactly as the little man had said.</p>
<p>The following Sunday he handed over the third part to the village poor,
and informed the minister that he wished to break his bond of service. As,
however, he did not claim any wages, the minister made no objections, but
allowed him to do as he wished. So Hans went his way, bought himself a
large house, and married a young wife, and lived happily and prosperously
to the end of his days.</p>
<p>(Ehstnische Marchen.)</p>
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