<h2><SPAN name="chap06"></SPAN>CHAPTER VI</h2>
<p class="poem">
He is too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd,<br/>
As it were too peregrinate, as I may call it.<br/>
—Shakespeare.</p>
<p>The Anglo-American is apt to boast, and not without reason, that his nation may
claim a descent more truly honourable than that of any other people whose
history is to be credited. Whatever might have been the weaknesses of the
original colonists, their virtues have rarely been disputed. If they were
superstitious, they were sincerely pious, and, consequently, honest. The
descendants of these simple and single-minded provincials have been content to
reject the ordinary and artificial means by which honours have been perpetuated
in families, and have substituted a standard which brings the individual
himself to the ordeal of the public estimation, paying as little deference as
may be to those who have gone before him. This forbearance, self-denial, or
common sense, or by whatever term it may be thought proper to distinguish the
measure, has subjected the nation to the imputation of having an ignoble
origin. Were it worth the enquiry, it would be found that more than a just
proportion of the renowned names of the mother-country are, at this hour, to be
found in her ci-devant colonies; and it is a fact well known to the few who
have wasted sufficient time to become the masters of so unimportant a subject,
that the direct descendants of many a failing line, which the policy of England
has seen fit to sustain by collateral supporters, are now discharging the
simple duties of citizens in the bosom of this republic. The hive has remained
stationary, and they who flutter around the venerable straw are wont to claim
the empty distinction of antiquity, regardless alike of the frailty of their
tenement and of the enjoyments of the numerous and vigorous swarms that are
culling the fresher sweets of a virgin world. But as this is a subject which
belongs rather to the politician and historian than to the humble narrator of
the homebred incidents we are about to reveal, we must confine our reflections
to such matters as have an immediate relation to the subject of the tale.</p>
<p>Although the citizen of the United States may claim so just an ancestry, he is
far from being exempt from the penalties of his fallen race. Like causes are
well known to produce like effects. That tribute, which it would seem nations
must ever pay, by way of a weary probation, around the shrine of Ceres, before
they can be indulged in her fullest favours, is in some measure exacted in
America, from the descendant instead of the ancestor. The march of civilisation
with us, has a strong analogy to that of all coming events, which are known
“to cast their shadows before.” The gradations of society, from
that state which is called refined to that which approaches as near barbarity
as connection with an intelligent people will readily allow, are to be traced
from the bosom of the States, where wealth, luxury and the arts are beginning
to seat themselves, to those distant, and ever-receding borders which mark the
skirts, and announce the approach, of the nation, as moving mists precede the
signs of day.</p>
<p>Here, and here only, is to be found that widely spread, though far from
numerous class, which may be at all likened to those who have paved the way for
the intellectual progress of nations, in the old world. The resemblance between
the American borderer and his European prototype is singular, though not always
uniform. Both might be called without restraint; the one being above, the other
beyond the reach of the law—brave, because they were inured to
dangers—proud, because they were independent, and vindictive, because
each was the avenger of his own wrongs. It would be unjust to the borderer to
pursue the parallel much farther. He is irreligious, because he has inherited
the knowledge that religion does not exist in forms, and his reason rejects
mockery. He is not a knight, because he has not the power to bestow
distinctions; and he has not the power, because he is the offspring and not the
parent of a system. In what manner these several qualities are exhibited, in
some of the most strongly marked of the latter class, will be seen in the
course of the ensuing narrative.</p>
<p>Ishmael Bush had passed the whole of a life of more than fifty years on the
skirts of society. He boasted that he had never dwelt where he might not safely
fell every tree he could view from his own threshold; that the law had rarely
been known to enter his clearing, and that his ears had never willingly
admitted the sound of a church bell. His exertions seldom exceeded his wants,
which were peculiar to his class, and rarely failed of being supplied. He had
no respect for any learning except that of the leech; because he was ignorant
of the application of any other intelligence than such as met the senses. His
deference to this particular branch of science had induced him to listen to the
application of a medical man, whose thirst for natural history had led him to
the desire of profiting by the migratory propensities of the squatter. This
gentleman he had cordially received into his family, or rather under his
protection, and they had journeyed together, thus far through the prairies, in
perfect harmony: Ishmael often felicitating his wife on the possession of a
companion, who would be so serviceable in their new abode, wherever it might
chance to be, until the family were thoroughly “acclimated.” The
pursuits of the naturalist frequently led him, however, for days at a time,
from the direct line of the route of the squatter, who rarely seemed to have
any other guide than the sun. Most men would have deemed themselves fortunate
to have been absent on the perilous occasion of the Sioux inroad, as was Obed
Bat, (or as he was fond of hearing himself called, Battius,) M.D. and fellow of
several cis-Atlantic learned societies—the adventurous gentleman in
question.</p>
<p>Although the sluggish nature of Ishmael was not actually awakened, it was
sorely pricked by the liberties which had just been taken with his property. He
slept, however, for it was the hour he had allotted to that refreshment, and
because he knew how impotent any exertions to recover his effects must prove in
the darkness of midnight. He also knew the danger of his present situation too
well to hazard what was left in pursuit of that which was lost. Much as the
inhabitants of the prairies were known to love horses, their attachment to many
other articles, still in the possession of the travellers, was equally well
understood. It was a common artifice to scatter the herds, and to profit by the
confusion. But Mahtoree had, as it would seem in this particular undervalued
the acuteness of the man he had assailed. The phlegm with which the squatter
learned his loss, has already been seen, and it now remains to exhibit the
results of his more matured determinations.</p>
<p>Though the encampment contained many an eye that was long unclosed, and many an
ear that listened greedily to catch the faintest evidence of any new alarm, it
lay in deep quiet during the remainder of the night. Silence and fatigue
finally performed their accustomed offices, and before the morning all but the
sentinels were again buried in sleep. How well these indolent watchers
discharged their duties, after the assault, has never been known, inasmuch as
nothing occurred to confirm or to disprove their subsequent vigilance.</p>
<p>Just as day, however, began to dawn, and a grey light was falling from the
heavens, on the dusky objects of the plain, the half startled, anxious, and yet
blooming countenance of Ellen Wade was reared above the confused mass of
children, among whom she had clustered on her stolen return to the camp.
Arising warily she stepped lightly across the recumbent bodies, and proceeded
with the same caution to the utmost limits of the defences of Ishmael. Here she
listened, as if she doubted the propriety of venturing further. The pause was
only momentary, however; and long before the drowsy eyes of the sentinel, who
overlooked the spot where she stood, had time to catch a glimpse of her active
form, it had glided along the bottom, and stood on the summit of the nearest
eminence.</p>
<p>Ellen now listened intently anxious to catch some other sound, than the
breathing of the morning air, which faintly rustled the herbage at her feet.
She was about to turn in disappointment from the enquiry, when the tread of
human feet making their way through the matted grass met her ear. Springing
eagerly forward, she soon beheld the outlines of a figure advancing up the
eminence, on the side opposite to the camp. She had already uttered the name of
Paul, and was beginning to speak in the hurried and eager voice with which
female affection is apt to greet a friend, when, drawing back, the disappointed
girl closed her salutation by coldly adding—“I did not expect,
Doctor, to meet you at this unusual hour.”</p>
<p>“All hours and all seasons are alike, my good Ellen, to the genuine lover
of nature,”—returned a small, slightly made, but exceedingly active
man, dressed in an odd mixture of cloth and skins, a little past the middle
age, and who advanced directly to her side, with the familiarity of an old
acquaintance; “and he who does not know how to find things to admire by
this grey light, is ignorant of a large portion of the blessings he
enjoys.”</p>
<p>“Very true,” said Ellen, suddenly recollecting the necessity of
accounting for her own appearance abroad at that unseasonable hour; “I
know many who think the earth has a pleasanter look in the night, than when
seen by the brightest sunshine.”</p>
<p>“Ah! Their organs of sight must be too convex! But the man who wishes to
study the active habits of the feline race, or the variety, albinos, must,
indeed, be stirring at this hour. I dare say, there are men who prefer even
looking at objects by twilight, for the simple reason, that they see better at
that time of the day.”</p>
<p>“And is this the cause why you are so much abroad in the night?”</p>
<p>“I am abroad at night, my good girl, because the earth in its diurnal
revolutions leaves the light of the sun but half the time on any given
meridian, and because what I have to do cannot be performed in twelve or
fifteen consecutive hours. Now have I been off two days from the family, in
search of a plant, that is known to exist on the tributaries of La Platte,
without seeing even a blade of grass that is not already enumerated and
classed.”</p>
<p>“You have been unfortunate, Doctor, but—”</p>
<p>“Unfortunate!” echoed the little man, sideling nigher to his
companion, and producing his tablets with an air in which exultation struggled,
strangely, with an affectation of self-abasement. “No, no, Ellen, I am
any thing but unfortunate. Unless, indeed, a man may be so called, whose
fortune is made, whose fame may be said to be established for ever, whose name
will go down to posterity with that of Buffon—Buffon! a mere compiler:
one who flourishes on the foundation of other men’s labours. No; pari
passu with Solander, who bought his knowledge with pain and privations!”</p>
<p>“Have you discovered a mine, Doctor Bat?”</p>
<p>“More than a mine; a treasure coined, and fit for instant use,
girl.—Listen! I was making the angle necessary to intersect the line of
your uncle’s march, after my fruitless search, when I heard sounds like
the explosion produced by fire arms—”</p>
<p>“Yes,” exclaimed Ellen, eagerly, “we had an
alarm—”</p>
<p>“And thought I was lost,” continued the man of science too much
bent on his own ideas, to understand her interruption. “Little danger of
that! I made my own base, knew the length of the perpendicular by calculation,
and to draw the hypothenuse had nothing to do but to work my angle. I supposed
the guns were fired for my benefit, and changed my course for the
sounds—not that I think the sense more accurate, or even as accurate as a
mathematical calculation, but I feared that some of the children might need my
services.”</p>
<p>“They are all happily—”</p>
<p>“Listen,” interrupted the other, already forgetting his affected
anxiety for his patients, in the greater importance of the present subject.
“I had crossed a large tract of prairie—for sound is conveyed far
where there is little obstruction—when I heard the trampling of feet, as
if bisons were beating the earth. Then I caught a distant view of a herd of
quadrupeds, rushing up and down the swells—animals, which would have
still remained unknown and undescribed, had it not been for a most felicitous
accident! One, and he a noble specimen of the whole! was running a little apart
from the rest. The herd made an inclination in my direction, in which the
solitary animal coincided, and this brought him within fifty yards of the spot
where I stood. I profited by the opportunity, and by the aid of steel and
taper, I wrote his description on the spot. I would have given a thousand
dollars, Ellen, for a single shot from the rifle of one of the boys!”</p>
<p>“You carry a pistol, Doctor, why didn’t you use it?” said the
half inattentive girl, anxiously examining the prairie, but still lingering
where she stood, quite willing to be detained.</p>
<p>“Ay, but it carries nothing but the most minute particles of lead,
adapted to the destruction of the larger insects and reptiles. No, I did better
than to attempt waging a war, in which I could not be the victor. I recorded
the event; noting each particular with the precision necessary to science. You
shall hear, Ellen; for you are a good and improving girl, and by retaining what
you learn in this way, may yet be of great service to learning, should any
accident occur to me. Indeed, my worthy Ellen, mine is a pursuit, which has its
dangers as well as that of the warrior. This very night,” he continued,
glancing his eye behind him, “this awful night, has the principle of
life, itself, been in great danger of extinction!”</p>
<p>“By what?”</p>
<p>“By the monster I have discovered. It approached me often, and ever as I
receded, it continued to advance. I believe nothing but the little lamp, I
carried, was my protector. I kept it between us, whilst I wrote, making it
serve the double purpose of luminary and shield. But you shall hear the
character of the beast, and you may then judge of the risks we promoters of
science run in behalf of mankind.”</p>
<p>The naturalist raised his tablets to the heavens, and disposed himself to read
as well as he could, by the dim light they yet shed upon the plain; premising
with saying—</p>
<p>“Listen, girl, and you shall hear, with what a treasure it has been my
happy lot to enrich the pages of natural history!”</p>
<p>“Is it then a creature of your forming?” said Ellen, turning away
from her fruitless examination, with a sudden lighting of her sprightly blue
eyes, that showed she knew how to play with the foible of her learned
companion.</p>
<p>“Is the power to give life to inanimate matter the gift of man? I would
it were! You should speedily see a Historia Naturalis Americana, that would put
the sneering imitators of the Frenchman, De Buffon, to shame! A great
improvement might be made in the formation of all quadrupeds; especially those
in which velocity is a virtue. Two of the inferior limbs should be on the
principle of the lever; wheels, perhaps, as they are now formed; though I have
not yet determined whether the improvement might be better applied to the
anterior or posterior members, inasmuch as I am yet to learn whether dragging
or shoving requires the greatest muscular exertion. A natural exudation of the
animal might assist in overcoming the friction, and a powerful momentum be
obtained. But all this is hopeless—at least for the
present!”—he added, raising his tablets again to the light, and
reading aloud; “Oct. 6, 1805. that’s merely the date, which I dare
say you know better than I—Mem. <i>Quadruped;</i> seen by star-light, and
by the aid of a pocket-lamp, in the prairies of North America—see Journal
for Latitude and Meridian. Genus—unknown; therefore named after the
discoverer, and from the happy coincidence of being seen in the
evening—<i>Vespertilio Horribilis, Americanus. Dimensions</i> (by
estimation)—<i>greatest length</i>, eleven feet; <i>height</i>, six feet;
<i>head</i>, erect; <i>nostrils</i>, expansive; <i>eyes</i>, expressive and
fierce; <i>teeth</i>, serrated and abundant; <i>tail</i>, horizontal, waving,
and slightly feline; <i>feet</i>, large and hairy; <i>talons</i>, long,
curvated, dangerous; <i>ears</i>, inconspicuous; <i>horns</i>, elongated,
diverging, and formidable; <i>colour</i>, plumbeous-ashy, with fiery spots;
<i>voice</i>, sonorous, martial, and appalling; <i>habits</i>, gregarious,
carnivorous, fierce, and fearless. There,” exclaimed Obed, when he had
ended this sententious but comprehensive description, “there is an
animal, which will be likely to dispute with the lion his title to be called
the king of the beasts!”</p>
<p>“I know not the meaning of all you have said, Doctor Battius,”
returned the quick-witted girl, who understood the weakness of the philosopher,
and often indulged him with a title he loved so well to hear; “but I
shall think it dangerous to venture far from the camp, if such monsters are
prowling over the prairies.”</p>
<p>“You may well call it prowling,” returned the naturalist, nestling
still closer to her side, and dropping his voice to such low and undignified
tones of confidence, as conveyed a meaning still more pointed than he had
intended. “I have never before experienced such a trial of the nervous
system; there was a moment, I acknowledge, when the <i>fortiter in re</i>
faltered before so terrible an enemy; but the love of natural science bore me
up, and brought me off in triumph!”</p>
<p>“You speak a language so different from that we use in Tennessee,”
said Ellen, struggling to conceal her laughter, “that I hardly know
whether I understand your meaning. If I am right, you wish to say you were
chicken-hearted.”</p>
<p>“An absurd simile drawn from an ignorance of the formation of the biped.
The heart of a chicken has a just proportion to its other organs, and the
domestic fowl is, in a state of nature, a gallant bird. Ellen,” he added,
with a countenance so solemn as to produce an impression on the attentive girl,
“I was pursued, hunted, and in a danger that I scorn to dwell
on—what’s that?”</p>
<p>Ellen started; for the earnestness and simple sincerity of her
companion’s manner had produced a certain degree of credulity, even on
her buoyant mind. Looking in the direction indicated by the Doctor, she beheld,
in fact, a beast coursing over the prairie, and making a straight and rapid
approach to the very spot they occupied. The day was not yet sufficiently
advanced to enable her to distinguish its form and character, though enough was
discernible to induce her to imagine it a fierce and savage animal.</p>
<p>“It comes! it comes!” exclaimed the Doctor, fumbling, by a sort of
instinct, for his tablets, while he fairly tottered on his feet under the
powerful efforts he made to maintain his ground. “Now, Ellen, has fortune
given me an opportunity to correct the errors made by
star-light,—hold,—ashy-plumbeous,—no ears,—horns,
excessive.” His voice and hand were both arrested by a roar, or rather a
shriek from the beast, that was sufficiently terrific to appal even a stouter
heart than that of the naturalist. The cries of the animal passed over the
prairie in strange cadences, and then succeeded a deep and solemn silence, that
was only broken by an uncontrolled fit of merriment from the more musical voice
of Ellen Wade. In the mean time the naturalist stood like a statue of
amazement, permitting a well-grown ass, against whose approach he no longer
offered his boasted shield of light, to smell about his person, without comment
or hinderance.</p>
<p>“It is your own ass,” cried Ellen, the instant she found breath for
words; “your own patient, hard working, hack!”</p>
<p>The Doctor rolled his eyes from the beast to the speaker, and from the speaker
to the beast; but gave no audible expression of his wonder.</p>
<p>“Do you refuse to know an animal that has laboured so long in your
service?” continued the laughing girl. “A beast, that I have heard
you say a thousand times, has served you well, and whom you loved like a
brother!”</p>
<p>“Asinus Domesticus!” ejaculated the Doctor, drawing his breath like
one who had been near suffocation. “There is no doubt of the genus; and I
will always maintain that the animal is not of the species, equus. This is
undeniably Asinus himself, Ellen Wade; but this is not the Vespertilio
Horribilis of the prairies! Very different animals, I can assure you, young
woman, and differently characterized in every important particular. That,
carnivorous,” he continued, glancing his eye at the open page of his
tablets; “this, granivorous; habits, fierce, dangerous; habits, patient,
abstemious; ears, inconspicuous; ears, elongated; horns, diverging, &c.,
horns, none!”</p>
<p>He was interrupted by another burst of merriment from Ellen, which served, in
some measure, to recall him to his recollection.</p>
<p>“The image of the Vespertilio was on the retina,” the astounded
enquirer into the secrets of nature observed, in a manner that seemed a little
apologetic, “and I was silly enough to mistake my own faithful beast for
the monster. Though even now I greatly marvel to see this animal running at
large!”</p>
<p>Ellen then proceeded to explain the history of the attack and its results. She
described, with an accuracy that might have raised suspicions of her own
movements in the mind of one less simple than her auditor, the manner in which
the beasts burst out of the encampment, and the headlong speed with which they
had dispersed themselves over the open plain. Although she forebore to say as
much in terms, she so managed as to present before the eyes of her listener the
strong probability of his having mistaken the frightened drove for savage
beasts, and then terminated her account by a lamentation for their loss, and
some very natural remarks on the helpless condition in which it had left the
family. The naturalist listened in silent wonder, neither interrupting her
narrative nor suffering a single exclamation of surprise to escape him. The
keen-eyed girl, however, saw that as she proceeded, the important leaf was torn
from the tablets, in a manner which showed that their owner had got rid of his
delusion at the same instant. From that moment the world has heard no more of
the Vespertilio Horribilis Americanus, and the natural sciences have
irretrievably lost an important link in that great animated chain which is said
to connect earth and heaven, and in which man is thought to be so familiarly
complicated with the monkey.</p>
<p>When Dr. Bat was put in full possession of all the circumstances of the inroad,
his concern immediately took a different direction. He had left sundry folios,
and certain boxes well stored with botanical specimens and defunct animals,
under the good keeping of Ishmael, and it immediately struck his acute mind,
that marauders as subtle as the Siouxes would never neglect the opportunity to
despoil him of these treasures. Nothing that Ellen could say to the contrary
served to appease his apprehensions, and, consequently, they separated; he to
relieve his doubts and fears together, and she to glide, as swiftly and
silently as she had just before passed it, into the still and solitary tent.</p>
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