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<h2> Chapter 3 </h2>
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<h3> Frescoes from the Past </h3>
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<p>APPARENTLY the river was ready for business, now. But no, the distribution
of a population along its banks was as calm and deliberate and
time-devouring a process as the discovery and exploration had been.</p>
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<p>Seventy years elapsed, after the exploration, before the river's borders
had a white population worth considering; and nearly fifty more before the
river had a commerce. Between La Salle's opening of the river and the time
when it may be said to have become the vehicle of anything like a regular
and active commerce, seven sovereigns had occupied the throne of England,
America had become an independent nation, Louis XIV. and Louis XV. had
rotted and died, the French monarchy had gone down in the red tempest of
the revolution, and Napoleon was a name that was beginning to be talked
about. Truly, there were snails in those days.</p>
<p>The river's earliest commerce was in great barges—keelboats,
broadhorns. They floated and sailed from the upper rivers to New Orleans,
changed cargoes there, and were tediously warped and poled back by hand. A
voyage down and back sometimes occupied nine months. In time this commerce
increased until it gave employment to hordes of rough and hardy men; rude,
uneducated, brave, suffering terrific hardships with sailor-like stoicism;
heavy drinkers, coarse frolickers in moral sties like the
Natchez-under-the-hill of that day, heavy fighters, reckless fellows,
every one, elephantinely jolly, foul-witted, profane; prodigal of their
money, bankrupt at the end of the trip, fond of barbaric finery,
prodigious braggarts; yet, in the main, honest, trustworthy, faithful to
promises and duty, and often picturesquely magnanimous.</p>
<p>By and by the steamboat intruded. Then for fifteen or twenty years, these
men continued to run their keelboats down-stream, and the steamers did all
of the upstream business, the keelboatmen selling their boats in New
Orleans, and returning home as deck passengers in the steamers.</p>
<p>But after a while the steamboats so increased in number and in speed that
they were able to absorb the entire commerce; and then keelboating died a
permanent death. The keelboatman became a deck hand, or a mate, or a pilot
on the steamer; and when steamer-berths were not open to him, he took a
berth on a Pittsburgh coal-flat, or on a pine-raft constructed in the
forests up toward the sources of the Mississippi.</p>
<p>In the heyday of the steamboating prosperity, the river from end to end
was flaked with coal-fleets and timber rafts, all managed by hand, and
employing hosts of the rough characters whom I have been trying to
describe. I remember the annual processions of mighty rafts that used to
glide by Hannibal when I was a boy,—an acre or so of white,
sweet-smelling boards in each raft, a crew of two dozen men or more, three
or four wigwams scattered about the raft's vast level space for
storm-quarters,—and I remember the rude ways and the tremendous talk
of their big crews, the ex-keelboatmen and their admiringly patterning
successors; for we used to swim out a quarter or third of a mile and get
on these rafts and have a ride.</p>
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<p>By way of illustrating keelboat talk and manners, and that now-departed
and hardly-remembered raft-life, I will throw in, in this place, a chapter
from a book which I have been working at, by fits and starts, during the
past five or six years, and may possibly finish in the course of five or
six more. The book is a story which details some passages in the life of
an ignorant village boy, Huck Finn, son of the town drunkard of my time
out west, there. He has run away from his persecuting father, and from a
persecuting good widow who wishes to make a nice, truth-telling,
respectable boy of him; and with him a slave of the widow's has also
escaped. They have found a fragment of a lumber raft (it is high water and
dead summer time), and are floating down the river by night, and hiding in
the willows by day,—bound for Cairo,—whence the negro will
seek freedom in the heart of the free States. But in a fog, they pass
Cairo without knowing it. By and by they begin to suspect the truth, and
Huck Finn is persuaded to end the dismal suspense by swimming down to a
huge raft which they have seen in the distance ahead of them, creeping
aboard under cover of the darkness, and gathering the needed information
by eavesdropping:—</p>
<p>But you know a young person can't wait very well when he is impatient to
find a thing out. We talked it over, and by and by Jim said it was such a
black night, now, that it wouldn't be no risk to swim down to the big raft
and crawl aboard and listen—they would talk about Cairo, because
they would be calculating to go ashore there for a spree, maybe, or anyway
they would send boats ashore to buy whiskey or fresh meat or something.
Jim had a wonderful level head, for a nigger: he could most always start a
good plan when you wanted one.</p>
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<p>I stood up and shook my rags off and jumped into the river, and struck out
for the raft's light. By and by, when I got down nearly to her, I eased up
and went slow and cautious. But everything was all right—nobody at
the sweeps. So I swum down along the raft till I was most abreast the camp
fire in the middle, then I crawled aboard and inched along and got in
amongst some bundles of shingles on the weather side of the fire. There
was thirteen men there—they was the watch on deck of course. And a
mighty rough-looking lot, too. They had a jug, and tin cups, and they kept
the jug moving. One man was singing—roaring, you may say; and it
wasn't a nice song—for a parlor anyway. He roared through his nose,
and strung out the last word of every line very long. When he was done
they all fetched a kind of Injun war-whoop, and then another was sung. It
begun:—</p>
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<p>'There was a woman in our towdn, <br/> In our towdn did dwed'l (dwell,)
<br/> She loved her husband dear-i-lee, <br/> But another man twysteas
wed'l.</p>
<p>Singing too, riloo, riloo, riloo, <br/> Ri-too, riloo, rilay—<br/>
She loved her husband dear-i-lee,<br/> But another man twyste as wed'l.</p>
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<p>And so on—fourteen verses. It was kind of poor, and when he was
going to start on the next verse one of them said it was the tune the old
cow died on; and another one said, 'Oh, give us a rest.' And another one
told him to take a walk. They made fun of him till he got mad and jumped
up and begun to cuss the crowd, and said he could lame any thief in the
lot.</p>
<p>They was all about to make a break for him, but the biggest man there
jumped up and says—</p>
<p>'Set whar you are, gentlemen. Leave him to me; he's my meat.'</p>
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<p>Then he jumped up in the air three times and cracked his heels together
every time. He flung off a buckskin coat that was all hung with fringes,
and says, 'You lay thar tell the chawin-up's done;' and flung his hat
down, which was all over ribbons, and says, 'You lay thar tell his
sufferin's is over.'</p>
<p>Then he jumped up in the air and cracked his heels together again and
shouted out—</p>
<p>'Whoo-oop! I'm the old original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied
corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw!—Look at me! I'm the man
they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd
by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the
small-pox on the mother's side! Look at me! I take nineteen alligators and
a bar'l of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel
of rattlesnakes and a dead body when I'm ailing! I split the everlasting
rocks with my glance, and I squench the thunder when I speak! Whoo-oop!
Stand back and give me room according to my strength! Blood's my natural
drink, and the wails of the dying is music to my ear! Cast your eye on me,
gentlemen!—and lay low and hold your breath, for I'm bout to turn
myself loose!'</p>
<p>All the time he was getting this off, he was shaking his head and looking
fierce, and kind of swelling around in a little circle, tucking up his
wrist-bands, and now and then straightening up and beating his breast with
his fist, saying, 'Look at me, gentlemen!' When he got through, he jumped
up and cracked his heels together three times, and let off a roaring
'Whoo-oop! I'm the bloodiest son of a wildcat that lives!'</p>
<p>Then the man that had started the row tilted his old slouch hat down over
his right eye; then he bent stooping forward, with his back sagged and his
south end sticking out far, and his fists a-shoving out and drawing in in
front of him, and so went around in a little circle about three times,
swelling himself up and breathing hard. Then he straightened, and jumped
up and cracked his heels together three times, before he lit again (that
made them cheer), and he begun to shout like this—</p>
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<p>'Whoo-oop! bow your neck and spread, for the kingdom of sorrow's a-coming!
Hold me down to the earth, for I feel my powers a-working! whoo-oop! I'm a
child of sin, don't let me get a start! Smoked glass, here, for all! Don't
attempt to look at me with the naked eye, gentlemen! When I'm playful I
use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and
drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales! I scratch my head with the lightning,
and purr myself to sleep with the thunder! When I'm cold, I bile the Gulf
of Mexico and bathe in it; when I'm hot I fan myself with an equinoctial
storm; when I'm thirsty I reach up and suck a cloud dry like a sponge;
when I range the earth hungry, famine follows in my tracks! Whoo-oop! Bow
your neck and spread! I put my hand on the sun's face and make it night in
the earth; I bite a piece out of the moon and hurry the seasons; I shake
myself and crumble the mountains! Contemplate me through leather—don't
use the naked eye! I'm the man with a petrified heart and biler-iron
bowels! The massacre of isolated communities is the pastime of my idle
moments, the destruction of nationalities the serious business of my life!
The boundless vastness of the great American desert is my enclosed
property, and I bury my dead on my own premises!' He jumped up and cracked
his heels together three times before he lit (they cheered him again), and
as he come down he shouted out: 'Whoo-oop! bow your neck and spread, for
the pet child of calamity's a-coming!'</p>
<p>Then the other one went to swelling around and blowing again—the
first one—the one they called Bob; next, the Child of Calamity
chipped in again, bigger than ever; then they both got at it at the same
time, swelling round and round each other and punching their fists most
into each other's faces, and whooping and jawing like Injuns; then Bob
called the Child names, and the Child called him names back again: next,
Bob called him a heap rougher names and the Child come back at him with
the very worst kind of language; next, Bob knocked the Child's hat off,
and the Child picked it up and kicked Bob's ribbony hat about six foot;
Bob went and got it and said never mind, this warn't going to be the last
of this thing, because he was a man that never forgot and never forgive,
and so the Child better look out, for there was a time a-coming, just as
sure as he was a living man, that he would have to answer to him with the
best blood in his body. The Child said no man was willinger than he was
for that time to come, and he would give Bob fair warning, now, never to
cross his path again, for he could never rest till he had waded in his
blood, for such was his nature, though he was sparing him now on account
of his family, if he had one.</p>
<p>Both of them was edging away in different directions, growling and shaking
their heads and going on about what they was going to do; but a little
black-whiskered chap skipped up and says—</p>
<p>'Come back here, you couple of chicken-livered cowards, and I'll thrash
the two of ye!'</p>
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<p>And he done it, too. He snatched them, he jerked them this way and that,
he booted them around, he knocked them sprawling faster than they could
get up. Why, it warn't two minutes till they begged like dogs—and
how the other lot did yell and laugh and clap their hands all the way
through, and shout 'Sail in, Corpse-Maker!' 'Hi! at him again, Child of
Calamity!' 'Bully for you, little Davy!' Well, it was a perfect pow-wow
for a while. Bob and the Child had red noses and black eyes when they got
through. Little Davy made them own up that they were sneaks and cowards
and not fit to eat with a dog or drink with a nigger; then Bob and the
Child shook hands with each other, very solemn, and said they had always
respected each other and was willing to let bygones be bygones. So then
they washed their faces in the river; and just then there was a loud order
to stand by for a crossing, and some of them went forward to man the
sweeps there, and the rest went aft to handle the after-sweeps.</p>
<p>I laid still and waited for fifteen minutes, and had a smoke out of a pipe
that one of them left in reach; then the crossing was finished, and they
stumped back and had a drink around and went to talking and singing again.
Next they got out an old fiddle, and one played and another patted juba,
and the rest turned themselves loose on a regular old-fashioned keel-boat
break-down. They couldn't keep that up very long without getting winded,
so by and by they settled around the jug again.</p>
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<p>They sung 'jolly, jolly raftman's the life for me,' with a musing chorus,
and then they got to talking about differences betwixt hogs, and their
different kind of habits; and next about women and their different ways:
and next about the best ways to put out houses that was afire; and next
about what ought to be done with the Injuns; and next about what a king
had to do, and how much he got; and next about how to make cats fight; and
next about what to do when a man has fits; and next about differences
betwixt clear-water rivers and muddy-water ones. The man they called Ed
said the muddy Mississippi water was wholesomer to drink than the clear
water of the Ohio; he said if you let a pint of this yaller Mississippi
water settle, you would have about a half to three-quarters of an inch of
mud in the bottom, according to the stage of the river, and then it warn't
no better than Ohio water—what you wanted to do was to keep it
stirred up—and when the river was low, keep mud on hand to put in
and thicken the water up the way it ought to be.</p>
<p>The Child of Calamity said that was so; he said there was nutritiousness
in the mud, and a man that drunk Mississippi water could grow corn in his
stomach if he wanted to. He says—</p>
<p>'You look at the graveyards; that tells the tale. Trees won't grow worth
chucks in a Cincinnati graveyard, but in a Sent Louis graveyard they grow
upwards of eight hundred foot high. It's all on account of the water the
people drunk before they laid up. A Cincinnati corpse don't richen a soil
any.'</p>
<p>And they talked about how Ohio water didn't like to mix with Mississippi
water. Ed said if you take the Mississippi on a rise when the Ohio is low,
you'll find a wide band of clear water all the way down the east side of
the Mississippi for a hundred mile or more, and the minute you get out a
quarter of a mile from shore and pass the line, it is all thick and yaller
the rest of the way across. Then they talked about how to keep tobacco
from getting moldy, and from that they went into ghosts and told about a
lot that other folks had seen; but Ed says—</p>
<p>'Why don't you tell something that you've seen yourselves? Now let me have
a say. Five years ago I was on a raft as big as this, and right along here
it was a bright moonshiny night, and I was on watch and boss of the
stabboard oar forrard, and one of my pards was a man named Dick Allbright,
and he come along to where I was sitting, forrard—gaping and
stretching, he was—and stooped down on the edge of the raft and
washed his face in the river, and come and set down by me and got out his
pipe, and had just got it filled, when he looks up and says—</p>
<p>'"Why looky-here," he says, "ain't that Buck Miller's place, over yander
in the bend."</p>
<p>'"Yes," says I, "it is—why." He laid his pipe down and leant his
head on his hand, and says—</p>
<p>'"I thought we'd be furder down." I says—</p>
<p>'"I thought it too, when I went off watch"—we was standing six hours
on and six off—"but the boys told me," I says, "that the raft didn't
seem to hardly move, for the last hour," says I, "though she's a slipping
along all right, now," says I. He give a kind of a groan, and says—</p>
<p>'"I've seed a raft act so before, along here," he says, "'pears to me the
current has most quit above the head of this bend durin' the last two
years," he says.</p>
<p>'Well, he raised up two or three times, and looked away off and around on
the water. That started me at it, too. A body is always doing what he sees
somebody else doing, though there mayn't be no sense in it. Pretty soon I
see a black something floating on the water away off to stabboard and
quartering behind us. I see he was looking at it, too. I says—</p>
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<p>'"What's that?" He says, sort of pettish,—</p>
<p>'"Tain't nothing but an old empty bar'l."</p>
<p>'"An empty bar'l!" says I, "why," says I, "a spy-glass is a fool to your
eyes. How can you tell it's an empty bar'l?" He says—</p>
<p>'"I don't know; I reckon it ain't a bar'l, but I thought it might be,"
says he.</p>
<p>'"Yes," I says, "so it might be, and it might be anything else, too; a
body can't tell nothing about it, such a distance as that," I says.</p>
<p>'We hadn't nothing else to do, so we kept on watching it. By and by I says—</p>
<p>'"Why looky-here, Dick Allbright, that thing's a-gaining on us, I
believe."</p>
<p>'He never said nothing. The thing gained and gained, and I judged it must
be a dog that was about tired out. Well, we swung down into the crossing,
and the thing floated across the bright streak of the moonshine, and, by
George, it was bar'l. Says I—</p>
<p>'"Dick Allbright, what made you think that thing was a bar'l, when it was
a half a mile off," says I. Says he—</p>
<p>'"I don't know." Says I—</p>
<p>'"You tell me, Dick Allbright." He says—</p>
<p>'"Well, I knowed it was a bar'l; I've seen it before; lots has seen it;
they says it's a haunted bar'l."</p>
<p>'I called the rest of the watch, and they come and stood there, and I told
them what Dick said. It floated right along abreast, now, and didn't gain
any more. It was about twenty foot off. Some was for having it aboard, but
the rest didn't want to. Dick Allbright said rafts that had fooled with it
had got bad luck by it. The captain of the watch said he didn't believe in
it. He said he reckoned the bar'l gained on us because it was in a little
better current than what we was. He said it would leave by and by.</p>
<p>'So then we went to talking about other things, and we had a song, and
then a breakdown; and after that the captain of the watch called for
another song; but it was clouding up, now, and the bar'l stuck right thar
in the same place, and the song didn't seem to have much warm-up to it,
somehow, and so they didn't finish it, and there warn't any cheers, but it
sort of dropped flat, and nobody said anything for a minute. Then
everybody tried to talk at once, and one chap got off a joke, but it
warn't no use, they didn't laugh, and even the chap that made the joke
didn't laugh at it, which ain't usual. We all just settled down glum, and
watched the bar'l, and was oneasy and oncomfortable. Well, sir, it shut
down black and still, and then the wind begin to moan around, and next the
lightning begin to play and the thunder to grumble. And pretty soon there
was a regular storm, and in the middle of it a man that was running aft
stumbled and fell and sprained his ankle so that he had to lay up. This
made the boys shake their heads. And every time the lightning come, there
was that bar'l with the blue lights winking around it. We was always on
the look-out for it. But by and by, towards dawn, she was gone. When the
day come we couldn't see her anywhere, and we warn't sorry, neither.</p>
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<p>'But next night about half-past nine, when there was songs and high jinks
going on, here she comes again, and took her old roost on the stabboard
side. There warn't no more high jinks. Everybody got solemn; nobody
talked; you couldn't get anybody to do anything but set around moody and
look at the bar'l. It begun to cloud up again. When the watch changed, the
off watch stayed up, 'stead of turning in. The storm ripped and roared
around all night, and in the middle of it another man tripped and sprained
his ankle, and had to knock off. The bar'l left towards day, and nobody
see it go.</p>
<p>'Everybody was sober and down in the mouth all day. I don't mean the kind
of sober that comes of leaving liquor alone—not that. They was
quiet, but they all drunk more than usual—not together—but
each man sidled off and took it private, by himself.</p>
<p>'After dark the off watch didn't turn in; nobody sung, nobody talked; the
boys didn't scatter around, neither; they sort of huddled together,
forrard; and for two hours they set there, perfectly still, looking steady
in the one direction, and heaving a sigh once in a while. And then, here
comes the bar'l again. She took up her old place. She staid there all
night; nobody turned in. The storm come on again, after midnight. It got
awful dark; the rain poured down; hail, too; the thunder boomed and roared
and bellowed; the wind blowed a hurricane; and the lightning spread over
everything in big sheets of glare, and showed the whole raft as plain as
day; and the river lashed up white as milk as far as you could see for
miles, and there was that bar'l jiggering along, same as ever. The captain
ordered the watch to man the after sweeps for a crossing, and nobody would
go—no more sprained ankles for them, they said. They wouldn't even
walk aft. Well then, just then the sky split wide open, with a crash, and
the lightning killed two men of the after watch, and crippled two more.
Crippled them how, says you? Why, sprained their ankles!</p>
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<p>'The bar'l left in the dark betwixt lightnings, towards dawn. Well, not a
body eat a bite at breakfast that morning. After that the men loafed
around, in twos and threes, and talked low together. But none of them
herded with Dick Allbright. They all give him the cold shake. If he come
around where any of the men was, they split up and sidled away. They
wouldn't man the sweeps with him. The captain had all the skiffs hauled up
on the raft, alongside of his wigwam, and wouldn't let the dead men be
took ashore to be planted; he didn't believe a man that got ashore would
come back; and he was right.</p>
<p>'After night come, you could see pretty plain that there was going to be
trouble if that bar'l come again; there was such a muttering going on. A
good many wanted to kill Dick Allbright, because he'd seen the bar'l on
other trips, and that had an ugly look. Some wanted to put him ashore.
Some said, let's all go ashore in a pile, if the bar'l comes again.</p>
<p>'This kind of whispers was still going on, the men being bunched together
forrard watching for the bar'l, when, lo and behold you, here she comes
again. Down she comes, slow and steady, and settles into her old tracks.
You could a heard a pin drop. Then up comes the captain, and says:—</p>
<p>'"Boys, don't be a pack of children and fools; I don't want this bar'l to
be dogging us all the way to Orleans, and <i>you </i>don't; well, then, how's the
best way to stop it? Burn it up,—that's the way. I'm going to fetch
it aboard," he says. And before anybody could say a word, in he went.</p>
<p>'He swum to it, and as he come pushing it to the raft, the men spread to
one side. But the old man got it aboard and busted in the head, and there
was a baby in it! Yes, sir, a stark naked baby. It was Dick Allbright's
baby; he owned up and said so.</p>
<p>'"Yes," he says, a-leaning over it, "yes, it is my own lamented darling,
my poor lost Charles William Allbright deceased," says he,—for he
could curl his tongue around the bulliest words in the language when he
was a mind to, and lay them before you without a jint started, anywheres.
Yes, he said he used to live up at the head of this bend, and one night he
choked his child, which was crying, not intending to kill it,—which
was prob'ly a lie,—and then he was scared, and buried it in a bar'l,
before his wife got home, and off he went, and struck the northern trail
and went to rafting; and this was the third year that the bar'l had chased
him. He said the bad luck always begun light, and lasted till four men was
killed, and then the bar'l didn't come any more after that. He said if the
men would stand it one more night,—and was a-going on like that,—but
the men had got enough. They started to get out a boat to take him ashore
and lynch him, but he grabbed the little child all of a sudden and jumped
overboard with it hugged up to his breast and shedding tears, and we never
see him again in this life, poor old suffering soul, nor Charles William
neither.'</p>
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<p>'<i>Who </i>was shedding tears?' says Bob; 'was it Allbright or the baby?'</p>
<p>'Why, Allbright, of course; didn't I tell you the baby was dead. Been dead
three years—how could it cry?'</p>
<p>'Well, never mind how it could cry—how could it <i>keep </i>all that time?'
says Davy. 'You answer me that.'</p>
<p>'I don't know how it done it,' says Ed. 'It done it though—that's
all I know about it.'</p>
<p>'Say—what did they do with the bar'l?' says the Child of Calamity.</p>
<p>'Why, they hove it overboard, and it sunk like a chunk of lead.'</p>
<p>'Edward, did the child look like it was choked?' says one.</p>
<p>'Did it have its hair parted?' says another.</p>
<p>'What was the brand on that bar'l, Eddy?' says a fellow they called Bill.</p>
<p>'Have you got the papers for them statistics, Edmund?' says Jimmy.</p>
<p>'Say, Edwin, was you one of the men that was killed by the lightning.'
says Davy.</p>
<p>'Him? O, no, he was both of 'em,' says Bob. Then they all haw-hawed.</p>
<p>'Say, Edward, don't you reckon you'd better take a pill? You look bad—don't
you feel pale?' says the Child of Calamity.</p>
<p>'O, come, now, Eddy,' says Jimmy, 'show up; you must a kept part of that
bar'l to prove the thing by. Show us the bunghole—do—and we'll
all believe you.'</p>
<p>'Say, boys,' says Bill, 'less divide it up. Thar's thirteen of us. I can
swaller a thirteenth of the yarn, if you can worry down the rest.'</p>
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<p>Ed got up mad and said they could all go to some place which he ripped out
pretty savage, and then walked off aft cussing to himself, and they
yelling and jeering at him, and roaring and laughing so you could hear
them a mile.</p>
<p>'Boys, we'll split a watermelon on that,' says the Child of Calamity; and
he come rummaging around in the dark amongst the shingle bundles where I
was, and put his hand on me. I was warm and soft and naked; so he says
'Ouch!' and jumped back.</p>
<p>'Fetch a lantern or a chunk of fire here, boys—there's a snake here
as big as a cow!'</p>
<p>So they run there with a lantern and crowded up and looked in on me.</p>
<p>'Come out of that, you beggar!' says one.</p>
<p>'Who are you?' says another.</p>
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<p>'What are you after here? Speak up prompt, or overboard you go.</p>
<p>'Snake him out, boys. Snatch him out by the heels.'</p>
<p>I began to beg, and crept out amongst them trembling. They looked me over,
wondering, and the Child of Calamity says—</p>
<p>'A cussed thief! Lend a hand and less heave him overboard!'</p>
<p>'No,' says Big Bob, 'less get out the paint-pot and paint him a sky blue
all over from head to heel, and then heave him over!'</p>
<p>'Good, that 's it. Go for the paint, Jimmy.'</p>
<p>When the paint come, and Bob took the brush and was just going to begin,
the others laughing and rubbing their hands, I begun to cry, and that sort
of worked on Davy, and he says—</p>
<p>''Vast there! He 's nothing but a cub. 'I'll paint the man that tetches
him!'</p>
<p>So I looked around on them, and some of them grumbled and growled, and Bob
put down the paint, and the others didn't take it up.</p>
<p>'Come here to the fire, and less see what you're up to here,' says Davy.
'Now set down there and give an account of yourself. How long have you
been aboard here?'</p>
<p>'Not over a quarter of a minute, sir,' says I.</p>
<p>'How did you get dry so quick?'</p>
<p>'I don't know, sir. I'm always that way, mostly.'</p>
<p>'Oh, you are, are you. What's your name?'</p>
<p>I warn't going to tell my name. I didn't know what to say, so I just says—</p>
<p>'Charles William Allbright, sir.'</p>
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<p>Then they roared—the whole crowd; and I was mighty glad I said that,
because maybe laughing would get them in a better humor.</p>
<p>When they got done laughing, Davy says—</p>
<p>'It won't hardly do, Charles William. You couldn't have growed this much
in five year, and you was a baby when you come out of the bar'l, you know,
and dead at that. Come, now, tell a straight story, and nobody'll hurt
you, if you ain't up to anything wrong. What <i>is</i> your name?'</p>
<p>'Aleck Hopkins, sir. Aleck James Hopkins.'</p>
<p>'Well, Aleck, where did you come from, here?'</p>
<p>'From a trading scow. She lays up the bend yonder. I was born on her. Pap
has traded up and down here all his life; and he told me to swim off here,
because when you went by he said he would like to get some of you to speak
to a Mr. Jonas Turner, in Cairo, and tell him—'</p>
<p>'Oh, come!'</p>
<p>'Yes, sir; it's as true as the world; Pap he says—'</p>
<p>'Oh, your grandmother!'</p>
<p>They all laughed, and I tried again to talk, but they broke in on me and
stopped me.</p>
<p>'Now, looky-here,' says Davy; 'you're scared, and so you talk wild.
Honest, now, do you live in a scow, or is it a lie?'</p>
<p>'Yes, sir, in a trading scow. She lays up at the head of the bend. But I
warn't born in her. It's our first trip.'</p>
<p>'Now you're talking! What did you come aboard here, for? To steal?'</p>
<p>'No, sir, I didn't.—It was only to get a ride on the raft. All boys
does that.'</p>
<p>'Well, I know that. But what did you hide for?'</p>
<p>'Sometimes they drive the boys off.'</p>
<p>'So they do. They might steal. Looky-here; if we let you off this time,
will you keep out of these kind of scrapes hereafter?'</p>
<p>''Deed I will, boss. You try me.'</p>
<p>'All right, then. You ain't but little ways from shore. Overboard with
you, and don't you make a fool of yourself another time this way.—Blast
it, boy, some raftsmen would rawhide you till you were black and blue!'</p>
<p>I didn't wait to kiss good-bye, but went overboard and broke for shore.
When Jim come along by and by, the big raft was away out of sight around
the point. I swum out and got aboard, and was mighty glad to see home
again.</p>
<p>The boy did not get the information he was after, but his adventure has
furnished the glimpse of the departed raftsman and keelboatman which I
desire to offer in this place.</p>
<p>I now come to a phase of the Mississippi River life of the flush times of
steamboating, which seems to me to warrant full examination—the
marvelous science of piloting, as displayed there. I believe there has
been nothing like it elsewhere in the world.</p>
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