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<h2> Chapter 11 </h2>
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<h3> The River Rises </h3>
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<p>DURING this big rise these small-fry craft were an intolerable nuisance.
We were running chute after chute,—a new world to me,—and if
there was a particularly cramped place in a chute, we would be pretty sure
to meet a broad-horn there; and if he failed to be there, we would find
him in a still worse locality, namely, the head of the chute, on the shoal
water. And then there would be no end of profane cordialities exchanged.</p>
<p>Sometimes, in the big river, when we would be feeling our way cautiously
along through a fog, the deep hush would suddenly be broken by yells and a
clamor of tin pans, and all in instant a log raft would appear vaguely
through the webby veil, close upon us; and then we did not wait to swap
knives, but snatched our engine bells out by the roots and piled on all
the steam we had, to scramble out of the way! One doesn't hit a rock or a
solid log craft with a steamboat when he can get excused.</p>
<p>You will hardly believe it, but many steamboat clerks always carried a
large assortment of religious tracts with them in those old departed
steamboating days. Indeed they did. Twenty times a day we would be
cramping up around a bar, while a string of these small-fry rascals were
drifting down into the head of the bend away above and beyond us a couple
of miles. Now a skiff would dart away from one of them, and come fighting
its laborious way across the desert of water. It would 'ease all,' in the
shadow of our forecastle, and the panting oarsmen would shout, 'Gimme a
pa-a-per!' as the skiff drifted swiftly astern. The clerk would throw over
a file of New Orleans journals. If these were picked up without comment,
you might notice that now a dozen other skiffs had been drifting down upon
us without saying anything. You understand, they had been waiting to see
how No. 1 was going to fare. No. 1 making no comment, all the rest would
bend to their oars and come on, now; and as fast as they came the clerk
would heave over neat bundles of religious tracts, tied to shingles. The
amount of hard swearing which twelve packages of religious literature will
command when impartially divided up among twelve raftsmen's crews, who
have pulled a heavy skiff two miles on a hot day to get them, is simply
incredible.</p>
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<p>As I have said, the big rise brought a new world under my vision. By the
time the river was over its banks we had forsaken our old paths and were
hourly climbing over bars that had stood ten feet out of water before; we
were shaving stumpy shores, like that at the foot of Madrid Bend, which I
had always seen avoided before; we were clattering through chutes like
that of 82, where the opening at the foot was an unbroken wall of timber
till our nose was almost at the very spot. Some of these chutes were utter
solitudes. The dense, untouched forest overhung both banks of the crooked
little crack, and one could believe that human creatures had never
intruded there before. The swinging grape-vines, the grassy nooks and
vistas glimpsed as we swept by, the flowering creepers waving their red
blossoms from the tops of dead trunks, and all the spendthrift richness of
the forest foliage, were wasted and thrown away there. The chutes were
lovely places to steer in; they were deep, except at the head; the current
was gentle; under the 'points' the water was absolutely dead, and the
invisible banks so bluff that where the tender willow thickets projected
you could bury your boat's broadside in them as you tore along, and then
you seemed fairly to fly.</p>
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<p>Behind other islands we found wretched little farms, and wretcheder little
log-cabins; there were crazy rail fences sticking a foot or two above the
water, with one or two jeans-clad, chills-racked, yellow-faced male
miserables roosting on the top-rail, elbows on knees, jaws in hands,
grinding tobacco and discharging the result at floating chips through
crevices left by lost teeth; while the rest of the family and the few
farm-animals were huddled together in an empty wood-flat riding at her
moorings close at hand. In this flat-boat the family would have to cook
and eat and sleep for a lesser or greater number of days (or possibly
weeks), until the river should fall two or three feet and let them get
back to their log-cabin and their chills again—chills being a
merciful provision of an all-wise Providence to enable them to take
exercise without exertion. And this sort of watery camping out was a thing
which these people were rather liable to be treated to a couple of times a
year: by the December rise out of the Ohio, and the June rise out of the
Mississippi. And yet these were kindly dispensations, for they at least
enabled the poor things to rise from the dead now and then, and look upon
life when a steamboat went by. They appreciated the blessing, too, for
they spread their mouths and eyes wide open and made the most of these
occasions. Now what <i>could </i>these banished creatures find to do to keep from
dying of the blues during the low-water season!</p>
<p>Once, in one of these lovely island chutes, we found our course completely
bridged by a great fallen tree. This will serve to show how narrow some of
the chutes were. The passengers had an hour's recreation in a virgin
wilderness, while the boat-hands chopped the bridge away; for there was no
such thing as turning back, you comprehend.</p>
<p>From Cairo to Baton Rouge, when the river is over its banks, you have no
particular trouble in the night, for the thousand-mile wall of dense
forest that guards the two banks all the way is only gapped with a farm or
wood-yard opening at intervals, and so you can't 'get out of the river'
much easier than you could get out of a fenced lane; but from Baton Rouge
to New Orleans it is a different matter. The river is more than a mile
wide, and very deep—as much as two hundred feet, in places. Both
banks, for a good deal over a hundred miles, are shorn of their timber and
bordered by continuous sugar plantations, with only here and there a
scattering sapling or row of ornamental China-trees. The timber is shorn
off clear to the rear of the plantations, from two to four miles. When the
first frost threatens to come, the planters snatch off their crops in a
hurry. When they have finished grinding the cane, they form the refuse of
the stalks (which they call <i>bagasse</i>) into great piles and set fire to
them, though in other sugar countries the bagasse is used for fuel in the
furnaces of the sugar mills. Now the piles of damp bagasse burn slowly,
and smoke like Satan's own kitchen.</p>
<p>An embankment ten or fifteen feet high guards both banks of the
Mississippi all the way down that lower end of the river, and this
embankment is set back from the edge of the shore from ten to perhaps a
hundred feet, according to circumstances; say thirty or forty feet, as a
general thing. Fill that whole region with an impenetrable gloom of smoke
from a hundred miles of burning bagasse piles, when the river is over the
banks, and turn a steamboat loose along there at midnight and see how she
will feel. And see how you will feel, too! You find yourself away out in
the midst of a vague dim sea that is shoreless, that fades out and loses
itself in the murky distances; for you cannot discern the thin rib of
embankment, and you are always imagining you see a straggling tree when
you don't. The plantations themselves are transformed by the smoke, and
look like a part of the sea. All through your watch you are tortured with
the exquisite misery of uncertainty. You hope you are keeping in the
river, but you do not know. All that you are sure about is that you are
likely to be within six feet of the bank and destruction, when you think
you are a good half-mile from shore. And you are sure, also, that if you
chance suddenly to fetch up against the embankment and topple your
chimneys overboard, you will have the small comfort of knowing that it is
about what you were expecting to do. One of the great Vicksburg packets
darted out into a sugar plantation one night, at such a time, and had to
stay there a week. But there was no novelty about it; it had often been
done before.</p>
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<p>I thought I had finished this chapter, but I wish to add a curious thing,
while it is in my mind. It is only relevant in that it is connected with
piloting. There used to be an excellent pilot on the river, a Mr. X., who
was a somnambulist. It was said that if his mind was troubled about a bad
piece of river, he was pretty sure to get up and walk in his sleep and do
strange things. He was once fellow-pilot for a trip or two with George
Ealer, on a great New Orleans passenger packet. During a considerable part
of the first trip George was uneasy, but got over it by and by, as X.
seemed content to stay in his bed when asleep. Late one night the boat was
approaching Helena, Arkansas; the water was low, and the crossing above
the town in a very blind and tangled condition. X. had seen the crossing
since Ealer had, and as the night was particularly drizzly, sullen, and
dark, Ealer was considering whether he had not better have X. called to
assist in running the place, when the door opened and X. walked in. Now on
very dark nights, light is a deadly enemy to piloting; you are aware that
if you stand in a lighted room, on such a night, you cannot see things in
the street to any purpose; but if you put out the lights and stand in the
gloom you can make out objects in the street pretty well. So, on very dark
nights, pilots do not smoke; they allow no fire in the pilot-house stove
if there is a crack which can allow the least ray to escape; they order
the furnaces to be curtained with huge tarpaulins and the sky-lights to be
closely blinded. Then no light whatever issues from the boat. The
undefinable shape that now entered the pilot-house had Mr. X.'s voice.
This said—</p>
<p>'Let me take her, George; I've seen this place since you have, and it is
so crooked that I reckon I can run it myself easier than I could tell you
how to do it.'</p>
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<p>'It is kind of you, and I swear _I_ am willing. I haven't got another drop
of perspiration left in me. I have been spinning around and around the
wheel like a squirrel. It is so dark I can't tell which way she is
swinging till she is coming around like a whirligig.'</p>
<p>So Ealer took a seat on the bench, panting and breathless. The black
phantom assumed the wheel without saying anything, steadied the waltzing
steamer with a turn or two, and then stood at ease, coaxing her a little
to this side and then to that, as gently and as sweetly as if the time had
been noonday. When Ealer observed this marvel of steering, he wished he
had not confessed! He stared, and wondered, and finally said—</p>
<p>'Well, I thought I knew how to steer a steamboat, but that was another
mistake of mine.'</p>
<p>X. said nothing, but went serenely on with his work. He rang for the
leads; he rang to slow down the steam; he worked the boat carefully and
neatly into invisible marks, then stood at the center of the wheel and
peered blandly out into the blackness, fore and aft, to verify his
position; as the leads shoaled more and more, he stopped the engines
entirely, and the dead silence and suspense of 'drifting' followed when
the shoalest water was struck, he cracked on the steam, carried her
handsomely over, and then began to work her warily into the next system of
shoal marks; the same patient, heedful use of leads and engines followed,
the boat slipped through without touching bottom, and entered upon the
third and last intricacy of the crossing; imperceptibly she moved through
the gloom, crept by inches into her marks, drifted tediously till the
shoalest water was cried, and then, under a tremendous head of steam, went
swinging over the reef and away into deep water and safety!</p>
<p>Ealer let his long-pent breath pour out in a great, relieving sigh, and
said—</p>
<p>'That's the sweetest piece of piloting that was ever done on the
Mississippi River! I wouldn't believed it could be done, if I hadn't seen
it.'</p>
<p>There was no reply, and he added—</p>
<p>'Just hold her five minutes longer, partner, and let me run down and get a
cup of coffee.'</p>
<p>A minute later Ealer was biting into a pie, down in the 'texas,' and
comforting himself with coffee. Just then the night watchman happened in,
and was about to happen out again, when he noticed Ealer and exclaimed—</p>
<p>'Who is at the wheel, sir?'</p>
<p>'X.'</p>
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<p>'Dart for the pilot-house, quicker than lightning!'</p>
<p>The next moment both men were flying up the pilot-house companion way,
three steps at a jump! Nobody there! The great steamer was whistling down
the middle of the river at her own sweet will! The watchman shot out of
the place again; Ealer seized the wheel, set an engine back with power,
and held his breath while the boat reluctantly swung away from a 'towhead'
which she was about to knock into the middle of the Gulf of Mexico!</p>
<p>By and by the watchman came back and said—</p>
<p>'Didn't that lunatic tell you he was asleep, when he first came up here?'</p>
<p>'<i>No</i>.'</p>
<p>'Well, he was. I found him walking along on top of the railings just as
unconcerned as another man would walk a pavement; and I put him to bed;
now just this minute there he was again, away astern, going through that
sort of tight-rope deviltry the same as before.'</p>
<p>'Well, I think I'll stay by, next time he has one of those fits. But I
hope he'll have them often. You just ought to have seen him take this boat
through Helena crossing. I never saw anything so gaudy before. And if he
can do such gold-leaf, kid-glove, diamond-breastpin piloting when he is
sound asleep, what <i>couldn't</i> he do if he was dead!'</p>
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