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<h2> CHAPTER V </h2>
<h3> ARDUOUS YEARS IN THE CENTRAL WEST </h3>
<p>IN 1903, when accepting the position of honorary electrician to the
International Exposition held in St. Louis in 1904, to commemorate the
centenary of the Louisiana Purchase, Mr. Edison spoke in his letter of the
Central West as a "region where as a young telegraph operator I spent many
arduous years before moving East." The term of probation thus referred to
did not end until 1868, and while it lasted Edison's wanderings carried
him from Detroit to New Orleans, and took him, among other cities, to
Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Louisville, and Memphis, some of which he
visited twice in his peregrinations to secure work. From Canada, after the
episodes noted in the last chapter, he went to Adrian, Michigan, and of
what happened there Edison tells a story typical of his wanderings for
several years to come. "After leaving my first job at Stratford Junction,
I got a position as operator on the Lake Shore & Michigan Southern at
Adrian, Michigan, in the division superintendent's office. As usual, I
took the 'night trick,' which most operators disliked, but which I
preferred, as it gave me more leisure to experiment. I had obtained from
the station agent a small room, and had established a little shop of my
own. One day the day operator wanted to get off, and I was on duty. About
9 o'clock the superintendent handed me a despatch which he said was very
important, and which I must get off at once. The wire at the time was very
busy, and I asked if I should break in. I got orders to do so, and acting
under those orders of the superintendent, I broke in and tried to send the
despatch; but the other operator would not permit it, and the struggle
continued for ten minutes. Finally I got possession of the wire and sent
the message. The superintendent of telegraph, who then lived in Adrian and
went to his office in Toledo every day, happened that day to be in the
Western Union office up-town—and it was the superintendent I was
really struggling with! In about twenty minutes he arrived livid with
rage, and I was discharged on the spot. I informed him that the general
superintendent had told me to break in and send the despatch, but the
general superintendent then and there repudiated the whole thing. Their
families were socially close, so I was sacrificed. My faith in human
nature got a slight jar."</p>
<p>Edison then went to Toledo and secured a position at Fort Wayne, on the
Pittsburg, Fort Wayne & Chicago Railroad, now leased to the
Pennsylvania system. This was a "day job," and he did not like it. He
drifted two months later to Indianapolis, arriving there in the fall of
1864, when he was at first assigned to duty at the Union Station at a
salary of $75 a month for the Western Union Telegraph Company, whose
service he now entered, and with which he has been destined to maintain
highly important and close relationships throughout a large part of his
life. Superintendent Wallick appears to have treated him generously and to
have loaned him instruments, a kindness that was greatly appreciated, for
twenty years later the inventor called on his old employer, and together
they visited the scene where the borrowed apparatus had been mounted on a
rough board in the depot. Edison did not stay long in Indianapolis,
however, resigning in February, 1865, and proceeding to Cincinnati. The
transfer was possibly due to trouble caused by one of his early inventions
embodying what has been characterized by an expert as "probably the most
simple and ingenious arrangement of connections for a repeater." His
ambition was to take "press report," but finding, even after considerable
practice, that he "broke" frequently, he adjusted two embossing Morse
registers—one to receive the press matter, and the other to repeat
the dots and dashes at a lower speed, so that the message could be copied
leisurely. Hence he could not be rushed or "broken" in receiving, while he
could turn out "copy" that was a marvel of neatness and clearness. All was
well so long as ordinary conditions prevailed, but when an unusual
pressure occurred the little system fell behind, and the newspapers
complained of the slowness with which reports were delivered to them. It
is easy to understand that with matter received at a rate of forty words
per minute and worked off at twenty-five words per minute a serious
congestion or delay would result, and the newspapers were more anxious for
the news than they were for fine penmanship.</p>
<p>Of this device Mr. Edison remarks: "Together we took press for several
nights, my companion keeping the apparatus in adjustment and I copying.
The regular press operator would go to the theatre or take a nap, only
finishing the report after 1 A.M. One of the newspapers complained of bad
copy toward the end of the report—that, is from 1 to 3 A.M., and
requested that the operator taking the report up to 1 A.M.—which was
ourselves—take it all, as the copy then was perfectly
unobjectionable. This led to an investigation by the manager, and the
scheme was forbidden.</p>
<p>"This instrument, many years afterward, was applied by me for transferring
messages from one wire to any other wire simultaneously, or after any
interval of time. It consisted of a disk of paper, the indentations being
formed in a volute spiral, exactly as in the disk phonograph to-day. It
was this instrument which gave me the idea of the phonograph while working
on the telephone."</p>
<p>Arrived in Cincinnati, where he got employment in the Western Union
commercial telegraph department at a wage of $60 per month, Edison made
the acquaintance of Milton F. Adams, already referred to as facile
princeps the typical telegrapher in all his more sociable and brilliant
aspects. Speaking of that time, Mr. Adams says: "I can well recall when
Edison drifted in to take a job. He was a youth of about eighteen years,
decidedly unprepossessing in dress and rather uncouth in manner. I was
twenty-one, and very dudish. He was quite thin in those days, and his nose
was very prominent, giving a Napoleonic look to his face, although the
curious resemblance did not strike me at the time. The boys did not take
to him cheerfully, and he was lonesome. I sympathized with him, and we
became close companions. As an operator he had no superiors and very few
equals. Most of the time he was monkeying with the batteries and circuits,
and devising things to make the work of telegraphy less irksome. He also
relieved the monotony of office-work by fitting up the battery circuits to
play jokes on his fellow-operators, and to deal with the vermin that
infested the premises. He arranged in the cellar what he called his 'rat
paralyzer,' a very simple contrivance consisting of two plates insulated
from each other and connected with the main battery. They were so placed
that when a rat passed over them the fore feet on the one plate and the
hind feet on the other completed the circuit and the rat departed this
life, electrocuted."</p>
<p>Shortly after Edison's arrival at Cincinnati came the close of the Civil
War and the assassination of President Lincoln. It was natural that
telegraphers should take an intense interest in the general struggle, for
not only did they handle all the news relating to it, but many of them
were at one time or another personal participants. For example, one of the
operators in the Cincinnati office was George Ellsworth, who was
telegrapher for Morgan, the famous Southern Guerrilla, and was with him
when he made his raid into Ohio and was captured near the Pennsylvania
line. Ellsworth himself made a narrow escape by swimming the Ohio River
with the aid of an army mule. Yet we can well appreciate the
unimpressionable way in which some of the men did their work, from an
anecdote that Mr. Edison tells of that awful night of Friday, April 14,
1865: "I noticed," he says, "an immense crowd gathering in the street
outside a newspaper office. I called the attention of the other operators
to the crowd, and we sent a messenger boy to find the cause of the
excitement. He returned in a few minutes and shouted 'Lincoln's shot.'
Instinctively the operators looked from one face to another to see which
man had received the news. All the faces were blank, and every man said he
had not taken a word about the shooting. 'Look over your files,' said the
boss to the man handling the press stuff. For a few moments we waited in
suspense, and then the man held up a sheet of paper containing a short
account of the shooting of the President. The operator had worked so
mechanically that he had handled the news without the slightest knowledge
of its significance." Mr. Adams says that at the time the city was en fete
on account of the close of the war, the name of the assassin was received
by telegraph, and it was noted with a thrill of horror that it was that of
a brother of Edwin Booth and of Junius Brutus Booth—the latter of
whom was then playing at the old National Theatre. Booth was hurried away
into seclusion, and the next morning the city that had been so gay over
night with bunting was draped with mourning.</p>
<p>Edison's diversions in Cincinnati were chiefly those already observed. He
read a great deal, but spent most of his leisure in experiment. Mr. Adams
remarks: "Edison and I were very fond of tragedy. Forrest and John
McCullough were playing at the National Theatre, and when our capital was
sufficient we would go to see those eminent tragedians alternate in
Othello and Iago. Edison always enjoyed Othello greatly. Aside from an
occasional visit to the Loewen Garden 'over the Rhine,' with a glass of
beer and a few pretzels, consumed while listening to the excellent music
of a German band, the theatre was the sum and substance of our innocent
dissipation."</p>
<p>The Cincinnati office, as a central point, appears to have been attractive
to many of the clever young operators who graduated from it to positions
of larger responsibility. Some of them were conspicuous for their skill
and versatility. Mr. Adams tells this interesting story as an
illustration: "L. C. Weir, or Charlie, as he was known, at that time agent
for the Adams Express Company, had the remarkable ability of taking
messages and copying them twenty-five words behind the sender. One day he
came into the operating-room, and passing a table he heard Louisville
calling Cincinnati. He reached over to the key and answered the call. My
attention was arrested by the fact that he walked off after responding,
and the sender happened to be a good one. Weir coolly asked for a pen, and
when he sat down the sender was just one message ahead of him with date,
address, and signature. Charlie started in, and in a beautiful, large,
round hand copied that message. The sender went right along, and when he
finished with six messages closed his key. When Weir had done with the
last one the sender began to think that after all there had been no
receiver, as Weir did not 'break,' but simply gave his O. K. He afterward
became president of the Adams Express, and was certainly a wonderful
operator." The operating-room referred to was on the fifth floor of the
building with no elevators.</p>
<p>Those were the early days of trade unionism in telegraphy, and the
movement will probably never quite die out in the craft which has always
shown so much solidarity. While Edison was in Cincinnati a delegation of
five union operators went over from Cleveland to form a local branch, and
the occasion was one of great conviviality. Night came, but the unionists
were conspicuous by their absence, although more circuits than one were
intolerant of delay and clamorous for attention—-eight local
unionists being away. The Cleveland report wire was in special need, and
Edison, almost alone in the office, devoted himself to it all through the
night and until 3 o'clock the next morning, when he was relieved.</p>
<p>He had previously been getting $80 a month, and had eked this out by
copying plays for the theatre. His rating was that of a "plug" or inferior
operator; but he was determined to lift himself into the class of
first-class operators, and had kept up the practice of going to the office
at night to "copy press," acting willingly as a substitute for any
operator who wanted to get off for a few hours—which often meant all
night. Speaking of this special ordeal, for which he had thus been
unconsciously preparing, Edison says: "My copy looked fine if viewed as a
whole, as I could write a perfectly straight line across the wide sheet,
which was not ruled. There were no flourishes, but the individual letters
would not bear close inspection. When I missed understanding a word, there
was no time to think what it was, so I made an illegible one to fill in,
trusting to the printers to sense it. I knew they could read anything,
although Mr. Bloss, an editor of the Inquirer, made such bad copy that one
of his editorials was pasted up on the notice-board in the telegraph
office with an offer of one dollar to any man who could 'read twenty
consecutive words.' Nobody ever did it. When I got through I was too
nervous to go home, so waited the rest of the night for the day manager,
Mr. Stevens, to see what was to be the outcome of this Union formation and
of my efforts. He was an austere man, and I was afraid of him. I got the
morning papers, which came out at 4 A. M., and the press report read
perfectly, which surprised me greatly. I went to work on my regular day
wire to Portsmouth, Ohio, and there was considerable excitement, but
nothing was said to me, neither did Mr. Stevens examine the copy on the
office hook, which I was watching with great interest. However, about 3 P.
M. he went to the hook, grabbed the bunch and looked at it as a whole
without examining it in detail, for which I was thankful. Then he jabbed
it back on the hook, and I knew I was all right. He walked over to me, and
said: 'Young man, I want you to work the Louisville wire nights; your
salary will be $125.' Thus I got from the plug classification to that of a
'first-class man.'"</p>
<p>But no sooner was this promotion secured than he started again on his
wanderings southward, while his friend Adams went North, neither having
any difficulty in making the trip. "The boys in those days had
extraordinary facilities for travel. As a usual thing it was only
necessary for them to board a train and tell the conductor they were
operators. Then they would go as far as they liked. The number of
operators was small, and they were in demand everywhere." It was in this
way Edison made his way south as far as Memphis, Tennessee, where the
telegraph service at that time was under military law, although the
operators received $125 a month. Here again Edison began to invent and
improve on existing apparatus, with the result of having once more to
"move on." The story may be told in his own terse language: "I was not the
inventor of the auto repeater, but while in Memphis I worked on one.
Learning that the chief operator, who was a protege of the superintendent,
was trying in some way to put New York and New Orleans together for the
first time since the close of the war, I redoubled my efforts, and at 2
o'clock one morning I had them speaking to each other. The office of the
Memphis Avalanche was in the same building. The paper got wind of it and
sent messages. A column came out in the morning about it; but when I went
to the office in the afternoon to report for duty I was discharged with
out explanation. The superintendent would not even give me a pass to
Nashville, so I had to pay my fare. I had so little money left that I
nearly starved at Decatur, Alabama, and had to stay three days before
going on north to Nashville. Arrived in that city, I went to the telegraph
office, got money enough to buy a little solid food, and secured a pass to
Louisville. I had a companion with me who was also out of a job. I arrived
at Louisville on a bitterly cold day, with ice in the gutters. I was
wearing a linen duster and was not much to look at, but got a position at
once, working on a press wire. My travelling companion was less successful
on account of his 'record.' They had a limit even in those days when the
telegraph service was so demoralized."</p>
<p>Some reminiscences of Mr. Edison are of interest as bearing not only upon
the "demoralized" telegraph service, but the conditions from which the New
South had to emerge while working out its salvation. "The telegraph was
still under military control, not having been turned over to the original
owners, the Southern Telegraph Company. In addition to the regular force,
there was an extra force of two or three operators, and some stranded
ones, who were a burden to us, for board was high. One of these derelicts
was a great source of worry to me, personally. He would come in at all
hours and either throw ink around or make a lot of noise. One night he
built a fire in the grate and started to throw pistol cartridges into the
flames. These would explode, and I was twice hit by the bullets, which
left a black-and-blue mark. Another night he came in and got from some
part of the building a lot of stationery with 'Confederate States' printed
at the head. He was a fine operator, and wrote a beautiful hand. He would
take a sheet of this paper, write capital 'A', and then take another sheet
and make the 'A' differently; and so on through the alphabet; each time
crumpling the paper up in his hand and throwing it on the floor. He would
keep this up until the room was filled nearly flush with the table. Then
he would quit.</p>
<p>"Everything at that time was 'wide open.' Disorganization reigned supreme.
There was no head to anything. At night myself and a companion would go
over to a gorgeously furnished faro-bank and get our midnight lunch.
Everything was free. There were over twenty keno-rooms running. One of
them that I visited was in a Baptist church, the man with the wheel being
in the pulpit, and the gamblers in the pews.</p>
<p>"While there the manager of the telegraph office was arrested for
something I never understood, and incarcerated in a military prison about
half a mile from the office. The building was in plain sight from the
office, and four stories high. He was kept strictly incommunicado. One
day, thinking he might be confined in a room facing the office, I put my
arm out of the window and kept signalling dots and dashes by the movement
of the arm. I tried this several times for two days. Finally he noticed
it, and putting his arm through the bars of the window he established
communication with me. He thus sent several messages to his friends, and
was afterward set free."</p>
<p>Another curious story told by Edison concerns a fellow-operator on night
duty at Chattanooga Junction, at the time he was at Memphis: "When it was
reported that Hood was marching on Nashville, one night a Jew came into
the office about 11 o'clock in great excitement, having heard the Hood
rumor. He, being a large sutler, wanted to send a message to save his
goods. The operator said it was impossible—that orders had been
given to send no private messages. Then the Jew wanted to bribe my friend,
who steadfastly refused for the reason, as he told the Jew, that he might
be court-martialled and shot. Finally the Jew got up to $800. The operator
swore him to secrecy and sent the message. Now there was no such order
about private messages, and the Jew, finding it out, complained to Captain
Van Duzer, chief of telegraphs, who investigated the matter, and while he
would not discharge the operator, laid him off indefinitely. Van Duzer was
so lenient that if an operator were discharged, all the operator had to do
was to wait three days and then go and sit on the stoop of Van Duzer's
office all day, and he would be taken back. But Van Duzer swore he would
never give in in this case. He said that if the operator had taken $800
and sent the message at the regular rate, which was twenty-five cents, it
would have been all right, as the Jew would be punished for trying to
bribe a military operator; but when the operator took the $800 and then
sent the message deadhead, he couldn't stand it, and he would never
relent."</p>
<p>A third typical story of this period deals with a cipher message for
Thomas. Mr. Edison narrates it as follows: "When I was an operator in
Cincinnati working the Louisville wire nights for a time, one night a man
over on the Pittsburg wire yelled out: 'D. I. cipher,' which meant that
there was a cipher message from the War Department at Washington and that
it was coming—and he yelled out 'Louisville.' I started immediately
to call up that place. It was just at the change of shift in the office. I
could not get Louisville, and the cipher message began to come. It was
taken by the operator on the other table direct from the War Department.
It was for General Thomas, at Nashville. I called for about twenty minutes
and notified them that I could not get Louisville. I kept at it for about
fifteen minutes longer, and notified them that there was still no answer
from Louisville. They then notified the War Department that they could not
get Louisville. Then we tried to get it by all kinds of roundabout ways,
but in no case could anybody get them at that office. Soon a message came
from the War Department to send immediately for the manager of the
Cincinnati office. He was brought to the office and several messages were
exchanged, the contents of which, of course, I did not know, but the
matter appeared to be very serious, as they were afraid of General Hood,
of the Confederate Army, who was then attempting to march on Nashville;
and it was very important that this cipher of about twelve hundred words
or so should be got through immediately to General Thomas. I kept on
calling up to 12 or 1 o'clock, but no Louisville. About 1 o'clock the
operator at the Indianapolis office got hold of an operator on a wire
which ran from Indianapolis to Louisville along the railroad, who happened
to come into his office. He arranged with this operator to get a relay of
horses, and the message was sent through Indianapolis to this operator who
had engaged horses to carry the despatches to Louisville and find out the
trouble, and get the despatches through without delay to General Thomas.
In those days the telegraph fraternity was rather demoralized, and the
discipline was very lax. It was found out a couple of days afterward that
there were three night operators at Louisville. One of them had gone over
to Jeffersonville and had fallen off a horse and broken his leg, and was
in a hospital. By a remarkable coincidence another of the men had been
stabbed in a keno-room, and was also in hospital while the third operator
had gone to Cynthiana to see a man hanged and had got left by the train."</p>
<p>I think the most important line of<br/>
investigation is the production of<br/>
Electricity direct from carbon.<br/>
Edison<br/></p>
<p>Young Edison remained in Louisville for about two years, quite a long stay
for one with such nomadic instincts. It was there that he perfected the
peculiar vertical style of writing which, beginning with him in
telegraphy, later became so much of a fad with teachers of penmanship and
in the schools. He says of this form of writing, a current example of
which is given above: "I developed this style in Louisville while taking
press reports. My wire was connected to the 'blind' side of a repeater at
Cincinnati, so that if I missed a word or sentence, or if the wire worked
badly, I could not break in and get the last words, because the Cincinnati
man had no instrument by which he could hear me. I had to take what came.
When I got the job, the cable across the Ohio River at Covington,
connecting with the line to Louisville, had a variable leak in it, which
caused the strength of the signalling current to make violent
fluctuations. I obviated this by using several relays, each with a
different adjustment, working several sounders all connected with one
sounding-plate. The clatter was bad, but I could read it with fair ease.
When, in addition to this infernal leak, the wires north to Cleveland
worked badly, it required a large amount of imagination to get the sense
of what was being sent. An imagination requires an appreciable time for
its exercise, and as the stuff was coming at the rate of thirty-five to
forty words a minute, it was very difficult to write down what was coming
and imagine what wasn't coming. Hence it was necessary to become a very
rapid writer, so I started to find the fastest style. I found that the
vertical style, with each letter separate and without any flourishes, was
the most rapid, and that the smaller the letter the greater the rapidity.
As I took on an average from eight to fifteen columns of news report every
day, it did not take long to perfect this method." Mr. Edison has adhered
to this characteristic style of penmanship down to the present time.</p>
<p>As a matter of fact, the conditions at Louisville at that time were not
much better than they had been at Memphis. The telegraph operating-room
was in a deplorable condition. It was on the second story of a dilapidated
building on the principal street of the city, with the battery-room in the
rear; behind which was the office of the agent of the Associated Press.
The plastering was about one-third gone from the ceiling. A small stove,
used occasionally in the winter, was connected to the chimney by a
tortuous pipe. The office was never cleaned. The switchboard for
manipulating the wires was about thirty-four inches square. The brass
connections on it were black with age and with the arcing effects of
lightning, which, to young Edison, seemed particularly partial to
Louisville. "It would strike on the wires," he says, "with an explosion
like a cannon-shot, making that office no place for an operator with
heart-disease." Around the dingy walls were a dozen tables, the ends next
to the wall. They were about the size of those seen in old-fashioned
country hotels for holding the wash-bowl and pitcher. The copper wires
connecting the instruments to the switchboard were small, crystallized,
and rotten. The battery-room was filled with old record-books and message
bundles, and one hundred cells of nitric-acid battery, arranged on a stand
in the centre of the room. This stand, as well as the floor, was almost
eaten through by the destructive action of the powerful acid. Grim and
uncompromising as the description reads, it was typical of the equipment
in those remote days of the telegraph at the close of the war.</p>
<p>Illustrative of the length to which telegraphers could go at a time when
they were so much in demand, Edison tells the following story: "When I
took the position there was a great shortage of operators. One night at 2
A.M. another operator and I were on duty. I was taking press report, and
the other man was working the New York wire. We heard a heavy tramp,
tramp, tramp on the rickety stairs. Suddenly the door was thrown open with
great violence, dislodging it from one of the hinges. There appeared in
the doorway one of the best operators we had, who worked daytime, and who
was of a very quiet disposition except when intoxicated. He was a great
friend of the manager of the office. His eyes were bloodshot and wild, and
one sleeve had been torn away from his coat. Without noticing either of us
he went up to the stove and kicked it over. The stove-pipe fell,
dislocated at every joint. It was half full of exceedingly fine soot,
which floated out and filled the room completely. This produced a
momentary respite to his labors. When the atmosphere had cleared
sufficiently to see, he went around and pulled every table away from the
wall, piling them on top of the stove in the middle of the room. Then he
proceeded to pull the switchboard away from the wall. It was held tightly
by screws. He succeeded, finally, and when it gave way he fell with the
board, and striking on a table cut himself so that he soon became covered
with blood. He then went to the battery-room and knocked all the batteries
off on the floor. The nitric acid soon began to combine with the plaster
in the room below, which was the public receiving-room for messengers and
bookkeepers. The excess acid poured through and ate up the account-books.
After having finished everything to his satisfaction, he left. I told the
other operator to do nothing. We would leave things just as they were, and
wait until the manager came. In the mean time, as I knew all the wires
coming through to the switchboard, I rigged up a temporary set of
instruments so that the New York business could be cleared up, and we also
got the remainder of the press matter. At 7 o'clock the day men began to
appear. They were told to go down-stairs and wait the coming of the
manager. At 8 o'clock he appeared, walked around, went into the
battery-room, and then came to me, saying: 'Edison, who did this?' I told
him that Billy L. had come in full of soda-water and invented the ruin
before him. He walked backward and forward, about a minute, then coming up
to my table put his fist down, and said: 'If Billy L. ever does that
again, I will discharge him.' It was needless to say that there were other
operators who took advantage of that kind of discipline, and I had many
calls at night after that, but none with such destructive effects."</p>
<p>This was one aspect of life as it presented itself to the sensitive and
observant young operator in Louisville. But there was another, more
intellectual side, in the contact afforded with journalism and its
leaders, and the information taken in almost unconsciously as to the
political and social movements of the time. Mr. Edison looks back on this
with great satisfaction. "I remember," he says, "the discussions between
the celebrated poet and journalist George D. Prentice, then editor of the
Courier-Journal, and Mr. Tyler, of the Associated Press. I believe
Prentice was the father of the humorous paragraph of the American
newspaper. He was poetic, highly educated, and a brilliant talker. He was
very thin and small. I do not think he weighed over one hundred and twenty
five pounds. Tyler was a graduate of Harvard, and had a very clear
enunciation, and, in sharp contrast to Prentice, he was a large man. After
the paper had gone to press, Prentice would generally come over to Tyler's
office and start talking. Having while in Tyler's office heard them
arguing on the immortality of the soul, etc., I asked permission of Mr.
Tyler if, after finishing the press matter, I might come in and listen to
the conversation, which I did many times after. One thing I never could
comprehend was that Tyler had a sideboard with liquors and generally
crackers. Prentice would pour out half a glass of what they call corn
whiskey, and would dip the crackers in it and eat them. Tyler took it sans
food. One teaspoonful of that stuff would put me to sleep."</p>
<p>Mr. Edison throws also a curious side-light on the origin of the comic
column in the modern American newspaper, the telegraph giving to a new
joke or a good story the ubiquity and instantaneity of an important
historical event. "It was the practice of the press operators all over the
country at that time, when a lull occurred, to start in and send jokes or
stories the day men had collected; and these were copied and pasted up on
the bulletin-board. Cleveland was the originating office for 'press,'
which it received from New York, and sent it out simultaneously to
Milwaukee, Chicago, Toledo, Detroit, Pittsburg, Columbus, Dayton,
Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Vincennes, Terre Haute, St. Louis, and
Louisville. Cleveland would call first on Milwaukee, if he had anything.
If so, he would send it, and Cleveland would repeat it to all of us. Thus
any joke or story originating anywhere in that area was known the next day
all over. The press men would come in and copy anything which could be
published, which was about three per cent. I collected, too, quite a large
scrap-book of it, but unfortunately have lost it."</p>
<p>Edison tells an amusing story of his own pursuits at this time. Always an
omnivorous reader, he had some difficulty in getting a sufficient quantity
of literature for home consumption, and was in the habit of buying books
at auctions and second-hand stores. One day at an auction-room he secured
a stack of twenty unbound volumes of the North American Review for two
dollars. These he had bound and delivered at the telegraph office. One
morning, when he was free as usual at 3 o'clock, he started off at a rapid
pace with ten volumes on his shoulder. He found himself very soon the
subject of a fusillade. When he stopped, a breathless policeman grabbed
him by the throat and ordered him to drop his parcel and explain matters,
as a suspicious character. He opened the package showing the books,
somewhat to the disgust of the officer, who imagined he had caught a
burglar sneaking away in the dark alley with his booty. Edison explained
that being deaf he had heard no challenge, and therefore had kept moving;
and the policeman remarked apologetically that it was fortunate for Edison
he was not a better shot.</p>
<p>The incident is curiously revelatory of the character of the man, for it
must be admitted that while literary telegraphers are by no means scarce,
there are very few who would spend scant savings on back numbers of a
ponderous review at an age when tragedy, beer, and pretzels are far more
enticing. Through all his travels Edison has preserved those books, and
has them now in his library at Llewellyn Park, on Orange Mountain, New
Jersey.</p>
<p>Drifting after a time from Louisville, Edison made his way as far north as
Detroit, but, like the famous Duke of York, soon made his way back again.
Possibly the severer discipline after the happy-go-lucky regime in the
Southern city had something to do with this restlessness, which again
manifested itself, however, on his return thither. The end of the war had
left the South a scene of destruction and desolation, and many men who had
fought bravely and well found it hard to reconcile themselves to the grim
task of reconstruction. To them it seemed better to "let ill alone" and
seek some other clime where conditions would be less onerous. At this
moment a great deal of exaggerated talk was current as to the sunny life
and easy wealth of Latin America, and under its influences many
"unreconstructed" Southerners made their way to Mexico, Brazil, Peru, or
the Argentine. Telegraph operators were naturally in touch with this
movement, and Edison's fertile imagination was readily inflamed by the
glowing idea of all these vague possibilities. Again he threw up his
steady work and, with a couple of sanguine young friends, made his way to
New Orleans. They had the notion of taking positions in the Brazilian
Government telegraphs, as an advertisement had been inserted in some paper
stating that operators were wanted. They had timed their departure from
Louisville so as to catch a specially chartered steamer, which was to
leave New Orleans for Brazil on a certain day, to convey a large number of
Confederates and their families, who were disgusted with the United States
and were going to settle in Brazil, where slavery still prevailed. Edison
and his friends arrived in New Orleans just at the time of the great riot,
when several hundred negroes were killed, and the city was in the hands of
a mob. The Government had seized the steamer chartered for Brazil, in
order to bring troops from the Yazoo River to New Orleans to stop the
rioting. The young operators therefore visited another shipping-office to
make inquiries as to vessels for Brazil, and encountered an old Spaniard
who sat in a chair near the steamer agent's desk, and to whom they
explained their intentions. He had lived and worked in South America, and
was very emphatic in his assertion, as he shook his yellow, bony finger at
them, that the worst mistake they could possibly make would be to leave
the United States. He would not leave on any account, and they as young
Americans would always regret it if they forsook their native land, whose
freedom, climate, and opportunities could not be equalled anywhere on the
face of the globe. Such sincere advice as this could not be disdained, and
Edison made his way North again. One cannot resist speculation as to what
might have happened to Edison himself and to the development of
electricity had he made this proposed plunge into the enervating tropics.
It will be remembered that at a somewhat similar crisis in life young
Robert Burns entertained seriously the idea of forsaking Scotland for the
West Indies. That he did not go was certainly better for Scottish verse,
to which he contributed later so many immortal lines; and it was probably
better for himself, even if he died a gauger. It is simply impossible to
imagine Edison working out the phonograph, telephone, and incandescent
lamp under the tropical climes he sought. Some years later he was informed
that both his companions had gone to Vera Cruz, Mexico, and had died there
of yellow fever.</p>
<p>Work was soon resumed at Louisville, where the dilapidated old office
occupied at the close of the war had been exchanged for one much more
comfortable and luxurious in its equipment. As before, Edison was allotted
to press report, and remembers very distinctly taking the Presidential
message and veto of the District of Columbia bill by President Johnson. As
the matter was received over the wire he paragraphed it so that each
printer had exactly three lines, thus enabling the matter to be set up
very expeditiously in the newspaper offices. This earned him the gratitude
of the editors, a dinner, and all the newspaper "exchanges" he wanted.
Edison's accounts of the sprees and debauches of other night operators in
the loosely managed offices enable one to understand how even a little
steady application to the work in hand would be appreciated. On one
occasion Edison acted as treasurer for his bibulous companions, holding
the stakes, so to speak, in order that the supply of liquor might last
longer. One of the mildest mannered of the party took umbrage at the
parsimony of the treasurer and knocked him down, whereupon the others in
the party set upon the assailant and mauled him so badly that he had to
spend three weeks in hospital. At another time two of his companions
sharing the temporary hospitality of his room smashed most of the
furniture, and went to bed with their boots on. Then his kindly
good-nature rebelled. "I felt that this was running hospitality into the
ground, so I pulled them out and left them on the floor to cool off from
their alcoholic trance."</p>
<p>Edison seems on the whole to have been fairly comfortable and happy in
Louisville, surrounding himself with books and experimental apparatus, and
even inditing a treatise on electricity. But his very thirst for knowledge
and new facts again proved his undoing. The instruments in the handsome
new offices were fastened in their proper places, and operators were
strictly forbidden to remove them, or to use the batteries except on
regular work. This prohibition meant little to Edison, who had access to
no other instruments except those of the company. "I went one night," he
says, "into the battery-room to obtain some sulphuric acid for
experimenting. The carboy tipped over, the acid ran out, went through to
the manager's room below, and ate up his desk and all the carpet. The next
morning I was summoned before him, and told that what the company wanted
was operators, not experimenters. I was at liberty to take my pay and get
out."</p>
<p>The fact that Edison is a very studious man, an insatiate lover and reader
of books, is well known to his associates; but surprise is often expressed
at his fund of miscellaneous information. This, it will be seen, is partly
explained by his work for years as a "press" reporter. He says of this:
"The second time I was in Louisville, they had moved into a new office,
and the discipline was now good. I took the press job. In fact, I was a
very poor sender, and therefore made the taking of press report a
specialty. The newspaper men allowed me to come over after going to press
at 3 A.M. and get all the exchanges I wanted. These I would take home and
lay at the foot of my bed. I never slept more than four or five hours' so
that I would awake at nine or ten and read these papers until dinner-time.
I thus kept posted, and knew from their activity every member of Congress,
and what committees they were on; and all about the topical doings, as
well as the prices of breadstuffs in all the primary markets. I was in a
much better position than most operators to call on my imagination to
supply missing words or sentences, which were frequent in those days of
old, rotten wires, badly insulated, especially on stormy nights. Upon such
occasions I had to supply in some cases one-fifth of the whole matter—pure
guessing—but I got caught only once. There had been some kind of
convention in Virginia, in which John Minor Botts was the leading figure.
There was great excitement about it, and two votes had been taken in the
convention on the two days. There was no doubt that the vote the next day
would go a certain way. A very bad storm came up about 10 o'clock, and my
wire worked very badly. Then there was a cessation of all signals; then I
made out the words 'Minor Botts.' The next was a New York item. I filled
in a paragraph about the convention and how the vote had gone, as I was
sure it would. But next day I learned that instead of there being a vote
the convention had adjourned without action until the day after." In like
manner, it was at Louisville that Mr. Edison got an insight into the
manner in which great political speeches are more frequently reported than
the public suspects. "The Associated Press had a shorthand man travelling
with President Johnson when he made his celebrated swing around the circle
in a private train delivering hot speeches in defence of his conduct. The
man engaged me to write out the notes from his reading. He came in loaded
and on the verge of incoherence. We started in, but about every two
minutes I would have to scratch out whole paragraphs and insert the same
things said in another and better way. He would frequently change words,
always to the betterment of the speech. I couldn't understand this, and
when he got through, and I had copied about three columns, I asked him why
those changes, if he read from notes. 'Sonny,' he said, 'if these
politicians had their speeches published as they deliver them, a great
many shorthand writers would be out of a job. The best shorthanders and
the holders of good positions are those who can take a lot of rambling,
incoherent stuff and make a rattling good speech out of it.'"</p>
<p>Going back to Cincinnati and beginning his second term there as an
operator, Edison found the office in new quarters and with greatly
improved management. He was again put on night duty, much to his
satisfaction. He rented a room in the top floor of an office building,
bought a cot and an oil-stove, a foot lathe, and some tools. He cultivated
the acquaintance of Mr. Sommers, superintendent of telegraph of the
Cincinnati & Indianapolis Railroad, who gave him permission to take
such scrap apparatus as he might desire, that was of no use to the
company. With Sommers on one occasion he had an opportunity to indulge his
always strong sense of humor. "Sommers was a very witty man," he says,
"and fond of experimenting. We worked on a self-adjusting telegraph relay,
which would have been very valuable if we could have got it. I soon became
the possessor of a second-hand Ruhmkorff induction coil, which, although
it would only give a small spark, would twist the arms and clutch the
hands of a man so that he could not let go of the apparatus. One day we
went down to the round-house of the Cincinnati & Indianapolis Railroad
and connected up the long wash-tank in the room with the coil, one
electrode being connected to earth. Above this wash-room was a flat roof.
We bored a hole through the roof, and could see the men as they came in.
The first man as he entered dipped his hands in the water. The floor being
wet he formed a circuit, and up went his hands. He tried it the second
time, with the same result. He then stood against the wall with a puzzled
expression. We surmised that he was waiting for somebody else to come in,
which occurred shortly after—with the same result. Then they went
out, and the place was soon crowded, and there was considerable
excitement. Various theories were broached to explain the curious
phenomenon. We enjoyed the sport immensely." It must be remembered that
this was over forty years ago, when there was no popular instruction in
electricity, and when its possibilities for practical joking were known to
very few. To-day such a crowd of working-men would be sure to include at
least one student of a night school or correspondence course who would
explain the mystery offhand.</p>
<p>Note has been made of the presence of Ellsworth in the Cincinnati office,
and his service with the Confederate guerrilla Morgan, for whom he tapped
Federal wires, read military messages, sent false ones, and did serious
mischief generally. It is well known that one operator can recognize
another by the way in which he makes his signals—it is his style of
handwriting. Ellsworth possessed in a remarkable degree the skill of
imitating these peculiarities, and thus he deceived the Union operators
easily. Edison says that while apparently a quiet man in bearing,
Ellsworth, after the excitement of fighting, found the tameness of a
telegraph office obnoxious, and that he became a bad "gun man" in the
Panhandle of Texas, where he was killed. "We soon became acquainted," says
Edison of this period in Cincinnati, "and he wanted me to invent a secret
method of sending despatches so that an intermediate operator could not
tap the wire and understand it. He said that if it could be accomplished,
he could sell it to the Government for a large sum of money. This suited
me, and I started in and succeeded in making such an instrument, which had
in it the germ of my quadruplex now used throughout the world, permitting
the despatch of four messages over one wire simultaneously. By the time I
had succeeded in getting the apparatus to work, Ellsworth suddenly
disappeared. Many years afterward I used this little device again for the
same purpose. At Menlo Park, New Jersey, I had my laboratory. There were
several Western Union wires cut into the laboratory, and used by me in
experimenting at night. One day I sat near an instrument which I had left
connected during the night. I soon found it was a private wire between New
York and Philadelphia, and I heard among a lot of stuff a message that
surprised me. A week after that I had occasion to go to New York, and,
visiting the office of the lessee of the wire, I asked him if he hadn't
sent such and such a message. The expression that came over his face was a
sight. He asked me how I knew of any message. I told him the
circumstances, and suggested that he had better cipher such
communications, or put on a secret sounder. The result of the interview
was that I installed for him my old Cincinnati apparatus, which was used
thereafter for many years."</p>
<p>Edison did not make a very long stay in Cincinnati this time, but went
home after a while to Port Huron. Soon tiring of idleness and isolation he
sent "a cry from Macedonia" to his old friend "Milt" Adams, who was in
Boston, and whom he wished to rejoin if he could get work promptly in the
East.</p>
<p>Edison himself gives the details of this eventful move, when he went East
to grow up with the new art of electricity. "I had left Louisville the
second time, and went home to see my parents. After stopping at home for
some time, I got restless, and thought I would like to work in the East.
Knowing that a former operator named Adams, who had worked with me in the
Cincinnati office, was in Boston, I wrote him that I wanted a job there.
He wrote back that if I came on immediately he could get me in the Western
Union office. I had helped out the Grand Trunk Railroad telegraph people
by a new device when they lost one of the two submarine cables they had
across the river, making the remaining cable act just as well for their
purpose, as if they had two. I thought I was entitled to a pass, which
they conceded; and I started for Boston. After leaving Toronto a terrific
blizzard came up and the train got snowed under in a cut. After staying
there twenty-four hours, the trainmen made snowshoes of fence-rail splints
and started out to find food, which they did about a half mile away. They
found a roadside inn, and by means of snowshoes all the passengers were
taken to the inn. The train reached Montreal four days late. A number of
the passengers and myself went to the military headquarters to testify in
favor of a soldier who was on furlough, and was two days late, which was a
serious matter with military people, I learned. We willingly did this, for
this soldier was a great story-teller, and made the time pass quickly. I
met here a telegraph operator named Stanton, who took me to his
boarding-house, the most cheerless I have ever been in. Nobody got enough
to eat; the bedclothes were too short and too thin; it was 28 degrees
below zero, and the wash-water was frozen solid. The board was cheap,
being only $1.50 per week.</p>
<p>"Stanton said that the usual live-stock accompaniment of operators'
boarding-houses was absent; he thought the intense cold had caused them to
hibernate. Stanton, when I was working in Cincinnati, left his position
and went out on the Union Pacific to work at Julesburg, which was a cattle
town at that time and very tough. I remember seeing him off on the train,
never expecting to see him again. Six months afterward, while working
press wire in Cincinnati, about 2 A.M., there was flung into the middle of
the operating-room a large tin box. It made a report like a pistol, and we
all jumped up startled. In walked Stanton. 'Gentlemen,' he said 'I have
just returned from a pleasure trip to the land beyond the Mississippi. All
my wealth is contained in my metallic travelling case and you are welcome
to it.' The case contained one paper collar. He sat down, and I noticed
that he had a woollen comforter around his neck with his coat buttoned
closely. The night was intensely warm. He then opened his coat and
revealed the fact that he had nothing but the bare skin. 'Gentlemen,' said
he, 'you see before you an operator who has reached the limit of
impecuniosity.'" Not far from the limit of impecuniosity was Edison
himself, as he landed in Boston in 1868 after this wintry ordeal.</p>
<p>This chapter has run to undue length, but it must not close without one
citation from high authority as to the service of the military telegraph
corps so often referred to in it. General Grant in his Memoirs, describing
the movements of the Army of the Potomac, lays stress on the service of
his telegraph operators, and says: "Nothing could be more complete than
the organization and discipline of this body of brave and intelligent men.
Insulated wires were wound upon reels, two men and a mule detailed to each
reel. The pack-saddle was provided with a rack like a sawbuck, placed
crosswise, so that the wheel would revolve freely; there was a wagon
provided with a telegraph operator, battery, and instruments for each
division corps and army, and for my headquarters. Wagons were also loaded
with light poles supplied with an iron spike at each end to hold the wires
up. The moment troops were in position to go into camp, the men would put
up their wires. Thus in a few minutes' longer time than it took a mule to
walk the length of its coil, telegraphic communication would be effected
between all the headquarters of the army. No orders ever had to be given
to establish the telegraph."</p>
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