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<h2> CHAPTER XXIX </h2>
<h3> THE SOCIAL SIDE OF EDISON </h3>
<p>THE title of this chapter might imply that there is an unsocial side to
Edison. In a sense this is true, for no one is more impatient or
intolerant of interruption when deeply engaged in some line of experiment.
Then the caller, no matter how important or what his mission, is likely to
realize his utter insignificance and be sent away without accomplishing
his object. But, generally speaking, Edison is easy tolerance itself, with
a peculiar weakness toward those who have the least right to make any
demands on his time. Man is a social animal, and that describes Edison;
but it does not describe accurately the inventor asking to be let alone.</p>
<p>Edison never sought Society; but "Society" has never ceased to seek him,
and to-day, as ever, the pressure upon him to give up his work and receive
honors, meet distinguished people, or attend public functions, is intense.
Only two or three years ago, a flattering invitation came from one of the
great English universities to receive a degree, but at that moment he was
deep in experiments on his new storage battery, and nothing could budge
him. He would not drop the work, and while highly appreciative of the
proposed honor, let it go by rather than quit for a week or two the stern
drudgery of probing for the fact and the truth. Whether one approves or
not, it is at least admirable stoicism, of which the world has too little.
A similar instance is that of a visit paid to the laboratory by some one
bringing a gold medal from a foreign society. It was a very hot day in
summer, the visitor was in full social regalia of silk hat and frock-coat,
and insisted that he could deliver the medal only into Edison's hands. At
that moment Edison, stripped pretty nearly down to the buff, was at the
very crisis of an important experiment, and refused absolutely to be
interrupted. He had neither sought nor expected the medal; and if the
delegate didn't care to leave it he could take it away. At last Edison was
overpersuaded, and, all dirty and perspiring as he was, received the medal
rather than cause the visitor to come again. On one occasion, receiving a
medal in New York, Edison forgot it on the ferry-boat and left it behind
him. A few years ago, when Edison had received the Albert medal of the
Royal Society of Arts, one of the present authors called at the laboratory
to see it. Nobody knew where it was; hours passed before it could be
found; and when at last the accompanying letter was produced, it had an
office date stamp right over the signature of the royal president. A
visitor to the laboratory with one of these medallic awards asked Edison
if he had any others. "Oh yes," he said, "I have a couple of quarts more
up at the house!" All this sounds like lack of appreciation, but it is
anything else than that. While in Paris, in 1889, he wore the decoration
of the Legion of Honor whenever occasion required, but at all other times
turned the badge under his lapel "because he hated to have
fellow-Americans think he was showing off." And any one who knows Edison
will bear testimony to his utter absence of ostentation. It may be added
that, in addition to the two quarts of medals up at the house, there will
be found at Glenmont many other signal tokens of esteem and good-will—a
beautiful cigar-case from the late Tsar of Russia, bronzes from the
Government of Japan, steel trophies from Krupp, and a host of other
mementos, to one of which he thus refers: "When the experiments with the
light were going on at Menlo Park, Sarah Bernhardt came to America. One
evening, Robert L. Cutting, of New York, brought her out to see the light.
She was a terrific 'rubberneck.' She jumped all over the machinery, and I
had one man especially to guard her dress. She wanted to know everything.
She would speak in French, and Cutting would translate into English. She
stayed there about an hour and a half. Bernhardt gave me two pictures,
painted by herself, which she sent me from Paris."</p>
<p>Reference has already been made to the callers upon Edison; and to give
simply the names of persons of distinction would fill many pages of this
record. Some were mere consumers of time; others were gladly welcomed,
like Lord Kelvin, the greatest physicist of the last century, with whom
Edison was always in friendly communication. "The first time I saw Lord
Kelvin, he came to my laboratory at Menlo Park in 1876." (He reported most
favorably on Edison's automatic telegraph system at the Philadelphia
Exposition of 1876.) "I was then experimenting with sending eight messages
simultaneously over a wire by means of synchronizing tuning-forks. I would
take a wire with similar apparatus at both ends, and would throw it over
on one set of instruments, take it away, and get it back so quickly that
you would not miss it, thereby taking advantage of the rapidity of
electricity to perform operations. On my local wire I got it to work very
nicely. When Sir William Thomson (Kelvin) came in the room, he was
introduced to me, and had a number of friends with him. He said: 'What
have you here?' I told him briefly what it was. He then turned around, and
to my great surprise explained the whole thing to his friends. Quite a
different exhibition was given two weeks later by another well-known
Englishman, also an electrician, who came in with his friends, and I was
trying for two hours to explain it to him and failed."</p>
<p>After the introduction of the electric light, Edison was more than ever in
demand socially, but he shunned functions like the plague, not only
because of the serious interference with work, but because of his
deafness. Some dinners he had to attend, but a man who ate little and
heard less could derive practically no pleasure from them. "George
Washington Childs was very anxious I should go down to Philadelphia to
dine with him. I seldom went to dinners. He insisted I should go—that
a special car would leave New York. It was for me to meet Mr. Joseph
Chamberlain. We had the private car of Mr. Roberts, President of the
Pennsylvania Railroad. We had one of those celebrated dinners that only
Mr. Childs could give, and I heard speeches from Charles Francis Adams and
different people. When I came back to the depot, Mr. Roberts was there,
and insisted on carrying my satchel for me. I never could understand
that."</p>
<p>Among the more distinguished visitors of the electric-lighting period was
President Diaz, with whom Edison became quite intimate. "President Diaz,
of Mexico, visited this country with Mrs. Diaz, a highly educated and
beautiful woman. She spoke very good English. They both took a deep
interest in all they saw. I don't know how it ever came about, as it is
not in my line, but I seemed to be delegated to show them around. I took
them to railroad buildings, electric-light plants, fire departments, and
showed them a great variety of things. It lasted two days." Of another
visit Edison says: "Sitting Bull and fifteen Sioux Indians came to
Washington to see the Great Father, and then to New York, and went to the
Goerck Street works. We could make some very good pyrotechnics there, so
we determined to give the Indians a scare. But it didn't work. We had an
arc there of a most terrifying character, but they never moved a muscle."
Another episode at Goerck Street did not find the visitors quite so
stoical. "In testing dynamos at Goerck Street we had a long flat belt
running parallel with the floor, about four inches above it, and
travelling four thousand feet a minute. One day one of the directors
brought in three or four ladies to the works to see the new electric-light
system. One of the ladies had a little poodle led by a string. The belt
was running so smoothly and evenly, the poodle did not notice the
difference between it and the floor, and got into the belt before we could
do anything. The dog was whirled around forty or fifty times, and a little
flat piece of leather came out—and the ladies fainted."</p>
<p>A very interesting period, on the social side, was the visit paid by
Edison and his family to Europe in 1889, when he had made a splendid
exhibit of his inventions and apparatus at the great Paris Centennial
Exposition of that year, to the extreme delight of the French, who
welcomed him with open arms. The political sentiments that the Exposition
celebrated were not such as to find general sympathy in monarchical
Europe, so that the "crowned heads" were conspicuous by their absence. It
was not, of course, by way of theatrical antithesis that Edison appeared
in Paris at such a time. But the contrast was none the less striking and
effective. It was felt that, after all, that which the great exposition
exemplified at its best—the triumph of genius over matter, over
ignorance, over superstition—met with its due recognition when
Edison came to participate, and to felicitate a noble nation that could
show so much in the victories of civilization and the arts, despite its
long trials and its long struggle for liberty. It is no exaggeration to
say that Edison was greeted with the enthusiastic homage of the whole
French people. They could find no praise warm enough for the man who had
"organized the echoes" and "tamed the lightning," and whose career was so
picturesque with eventful and romantic development. In fact, for weeks
together it seemed as though no Parisian paper was considered complete and
up to date without an article on Edison. The exuberant wit and fancy of
the feuilletonists seized upon his various inventions evolving from them
others of the most extraordinary nature with which to bedazzle and
bewilder the reader. At the close of the Exposition Edison was created a
Commander of the Legion of Honor. His own exhibit, made at a personal
expense of over $100,000, covered several thousand square feet in the vast
Machinery Hall, and was centred around a huge Edison lamp built of myriads
of smaller lamps of the ordinary size. The great attraction, however, was
the display of the perfected phonograph. Several instruments were
provided, and every day, all day long, while the Exposition lasted, queues
of eager visitors from every quarter of the globe were waiting to hear the
little machine talk and sing and reproduce their own voices. Never before
was such a collection of the languages of the world made. It was the first
linguistic concourse since Babel times. We must let Edison tell the story
of some of his experiences:</p>
<p>"At the Universal Exposition at Paris, in 1889, I made a personal exhibit
covering about an acre. As I had no intention of offering to sell anything
I was showing, and was pushing no companies, the whole exhibition was made
for honor, and without any hope of profit. But the Paris newspapers came
around and wanted pay for notices of it, which we promptly refused;
whereupon there was rather a stormy time for a while, but nothing was
published about it.</p>
<p>"While at the Exposition I visited the Opera-House. The President of
France lent me his private box. The Opera-House was one of the first to be
lighted by the incandescent lamp, and the managers took great pleasure in
showing me down through the labyrinth containing the wiring, dynamos, etc.
When I came into the box, the orchestra played the 'Star-Spangled Banner,'
and all the people in the house arose; whereupon I was very much
embarrassed. After I had been an hour at the play, the manager came around
and asked me to go underneath the stage, as they were putting on a ballet
of 300 girls, the finest ballet in Europe. It seems there is a little hole
on the stage with a hood over it, in which the prompter sits when opera is
given. In this instance it was not occupied, and I was given the position
in the prompter's seat, and saw the whole ballet at close range.</p>
<p>"The city of Paris gave me a dinner at the new Hotel de Ville, which was
also lighted with the Edison system. They had a very fine installation of
machinery. As I could not understand or speak a word of French, I went to
see our minister, Mr. Whitelaw Reid, and got him to send a deputy to
answer for me, which he did, with my grateful thanks. Then the telephone
company gave me a dinner, and the engineers of France; and I attended the
dinner celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the discovery of
photography. Then they sent to Reid my decoration, and they tried to put a
sash on me, but I could not stand for that. My wife had me wear the little
red button, but when I saw Americans coming I would slip it out of my
lapel, as I thought they would jolly me for wearing it."</p>
<p>Nor was this all. Edison naturally met many of the celebrities of France:
"I visited the Eiffel Tower at the invitation of Eiffel. We went to the
top, where there was an extension and a small place in which was Eiffel's
private office. In this was a piano. When my wife and I arrived at the
top, we found that Gounod, the composer, was there. We stayed a couple of
hours, and Gounod sang and played for us. We spent a day at Meudon, an old
palace given by the government to Jansen, the astronomer. He occupied
three rooms, and there were 300. He had the grand dining-room for his
laboratory. He showed me a gyroscope he had got up which made the
incredible number of 4000 revolutions in a second. A modification of this
was afterward used on the French Atlantic lines for making an artificial
horizon to take observations for position at sea. In connection with this
a gentleman came to me a number of years afterward, and I got out a part
of some plans for him. He wanted to make a gigantic gyroscope weighing
several tons, to be run by an electric motor and put on a sailing ship. He
wanted this gyroscope to keep a platform perfectly horizontal, no matter
how rough the sea was. Upon this platform he was going to mount a
telescope to observe an eclipse off the Gold Coast of Africa. But for some
reason it was never completed.</p>
<p>"Pasteur invited me to come down to the Institute, and I went and had
quite a chat with him. I saw a large number of persons being inoculated,
and also the whole modus operandi, which was very interesting. I saw one
beautiful boy about ten, the son of an English lord. His father was with
him. He had been bitten in the face, and was taking the treatment. I said
to Pasteur, 'Will he live?' 'No,' said he, 'the boy will be dead in six
days. He was bitten too near the top of the spinal column, and came too
late!'"</p>
<p>Edison has no opinion to offer as an expert on art, but has his own
standard of taste: "Of course I visited the Louvre and saw the Old
Masters, which I could not enjoy. And I attended the Luxembourg, with
modern masters, which I enjoyed greatly. To my mind, the Old Masters are
not art, and I suspect that many others are of the same opinion; and that
their value is in their scarcity and in the variety of men with lots of
money." Somewhat akin to this is a shrewd comment on one feature of the
Exposition: "I spent several days in the Exposition at Paris. I remember
going to the exhibit of the Kimberley diamond mines, and they kindly
permitted me to take diamonds from some of the blue earth which they were
washing by machinery to exhibit the mine operations. I found several
beautiful diamonds, but they seemed a little light weight to me when I was
picking them out. They were diamonds for exhibition purposes —probably
glass."</p>
<p>This did not altogether complete the European trip of 1889, for Edison
wished to see Helmholtz. "After leaving Paris we went to Berlin. The
French papers then came out and attacked me because I went to Germany; and
said I was now going over to the enemy. I visited all the things of
interest in Berlin; and then on my way home I went with Helmholtz and
Siemens in a private compartment to the meeting of the German Association
of Science at Heidelberg, and spent two days there. When I started from
Berlin on the trip, I began to tell American stories. Siemens was very
fond of these stories and would laugh immensely at them, and could see the
points and the humor, by his imagination; but Helmholtz could not see one
of them. Siemens would quickly, in German, explain the point, but
Helmholtz could not see it, although he understood English, which Siemens
could speak. Still the explanations were made in German. I always wished I
could have understood Siemens's explanations of the points of those
stories. At Heidelberg, my assistant, Mr. Wangemann, an accomplished
German-American, showed the phonograph before the Association."</p>
<p>Then came the trip from the Continent to England, of which this will
certainly pass as a graphic picture: "When I crossed over to England I had
heard a good deal about the terrors of the English Channel as regards
seasickness. I had been over the ocean three times and did not know what
seasickness was, so far as I was concerned myself. I was told that while a
man might not get seasick on the ocean, if he met a good storm on the
Channel it would do for him. When we arrived at Calais to cross over,
everybody made for the restaurant. I did not care about eating, and did
not go to the restaurant, but my family did. I walked out and tried to
find the boat. Going along the dock I saw two small smokestacks sticking
up, and looking down saw a little boat. 'Where is the steamer that goes
across the Channel?' 'This is the boat.' There had been a storm in the
North Sea that had carried away some of the boats on the German steamer,
and it certainly looked awful tough outside. I said to the man: 'Will that
boat live in that sea?' 'Oh yes,' he said, 'but we've had a bad storm.' So
I made up my mind that perhaps I would get sick this time. The managing
director of the English railroad owning this line was Forbes, who heard I
was coming over, and placed the private saloon at my disposal. The moment
my family got in the room with the French lady's maid and the rest, they
commenced to get sick, so I felt pretty sure I was in for it. We started
out of the little inlet and got into the Channel, and that boat went in
seventeen directions simultaneously. I waited awhile to see what was going
to occur, and then went into the smoking-compartment. Nobody was there.
By-and-by the fun began. Sounds of all kinds and varieties were heard in
every direction. They were all sick. There must have been 100 people
aboard. I didn't see a single exception except the waiters and myself. I
asked one of the waiters concerning the boat itself, and was taken to see
the engineer, and went down to look at the engines, and saw the captain.
But I kept mostly in the smoking-room. I was smoking a big cigar, and when
a man looked in I would give a big puff, and every time they saw that they
would go away and begin again. The English Channel is a holy terror, all
right, but it didn't affect me. I must be out of balance."</p>
<p>While in Paris, Edison had met Sir John Pender, the English "cable king,"
and had received an invitation from him to make a visit to his country
residence: "Sir John Pender, the master of the cable system of the world
at that time, I met in Paris. I think he must have lived among a lot of
people who were very solemn, because I went out riding with him in the
Bois de Boulogne and started in to tell him American stories. Although he
was a Scotchman he laughed immoderately. He had the faculty of
understanding and quickly seeing the point of the stories; and for three
days after I could not get rid of him. Finally I made him a promise that I
would go to his country house at Foot's Cray, near London. So I went
there, and spent two or three days telling him stories.</p>
<p>"While at Foot's Cray, I met some of the backers of Ferranti, then putting
up a gigantic alternating-current dynamo near London to send ten or
fifteen thousand volts up into the main district of the city for electric
lighting. I think Pender was interested. At any rate the people invited to
dinner were very much interested, and they questioned me as to what I
thought of the proposition. I said I hadn't any thought about it, and
could not give any opinion until I saw it. So I was taken up to London to
see the dynamo in course of construction and the methods employed; and
they insisted I should give them some expression of my views. While I gave
them my opinion, it was reluctantly; I did not want to do so. I thought
that commercially the thing was too ambitious, that Ferranti's ideas were
too big, just then; that he ought to have started a little smaller until
he was sure. I understand that this installation was not commercially
successful, as there were a great many troubles. But Ferranti had good
ideas, and he was no small man."</p>
<p>Incidentally it may be noted here that during the same year (1889) the
various manufacturing Edison lighting interests in America were brought
together, under the leadership of Mr. Henry Villard, and consolidated in
the Edison General Electric Company with a capital of no less than
$12,000,000 on an eight-per-cent.-dividend basis. The numerous Edison
central stations all over the country represented much more than that sum,
and made a splendid outlet for the product of the factories. A few years
later came the consolidation with the Thomson-Houston interests in the
General Electric Company, which under the brilliant and vigorous
management of President C. A. Coffin has become one of the greatest
manufacturing institutions of the country, with an output of apparatus
reaching toward $75,000,000 annually. The net result of both financial
operations was, however, to detach Edison from the special field of
invention to which he had given so many of his most fruitful years; and to
close very definitely that chapter of his life, leaving him free to
develop other ideas and interests as set forth in these volumes.</p>
<p>It might appear strange on the surface, but one of the reasons that most
influenced Edison to regrets in connection with the "big trade" of 1889
was that it separated him from his old friend and ally, Bergmann, who, on
selling out, saw a great future for himself in Germany, went there, and
realized it. Edison has always had an amused admiration for Bergmann, and
his "social side" is often made evident by his love of telling stories
about those days of struggle. Some of the stories were told for this
volume. "Bergmann came to work for me as a boy," says Edison. "He started
in on stock-quotation printers. As he was a rapid workman and paid no
attention to the clock, I took a fancy to him, and gave him piece-work. He
contrived so many little tools to cheapen the work that he made lots of
money. I even helped him get up tools until it occurred to me that this
was too rapid a process of getting rid of my money, as I hadn't the heart
to cut the price when it was originally fair. After a year or so, Bergmann
got enough money to start a small shop in Wooster Street, New York, and it
was at this shop that the first phonographs were made for sale. Then came
the carbon telephone transmitter, a large number of which were made by
Bergmann for the Western Union. Finally came the electric light. A dynamo
was installed in Bergmann's shop to permit him to test the various small
devices which he was then making for the system. He rented power from a
Jew who owned the building. Power was supplied from a fifty-horse-power
engine to other tenants on the several floors. Soon after the introduction
of the big dynamo machine, the landlord appeared in the shop and insisted
that Bergmann was using more power than he was paying for, and said that
lately the belt on the engine was slipping and squealing. Bergmann
maintained that he must be mistaken. The landlord kept going among his
tenants and finally discovered the dynamo. 'Oh! Mr. Bergmann, now I know
where my power goes to,' pointing to the dynamo. Bergmann gave him a
withering look of scorn, and said, 'Come here and I will show you.'
Throwing off the belt and disconnecting the wires, he spun the armature
around by hand. 'There,' said Bergmann, 'you see it's not here that you
must look for your loss.' This satisfied the landlord, and he started off
to his other tenants. He did not know that that machine, when the wires
were connected, could stop his engine.</p>
<p>"Soon after, the business had grown so large that E. H. Johnson and I went
in as partners, and Bergmann rented an immense factory building at the
corner of Avenue B and East Seventeenth Street, New York, six stories high
and covering a quarter of a block. Here were made all the small things
used on the electric-lighting system, such as sockets, chandeliers,
switches, meters, etc. In addition, stock tickers, telephones, telephone
switchboards, and typewriters were made the Hammond typewriters were
perfected and made there. Over 1500 men were finally employed. This shop
was very successful both scientifically and financially. Bergmann was a
man of great executive ability and carried economy of manufacture to the
limit. Among all the men I have had associated with me, he had the
commercial instinct most highly developed."</p>
<p>One need not wonder at Edison's reminiscent remark that, "In any trade any
of my 'boys' made with Bergmann he always got the best of them, no matter
what it was. One time there was to be a convention of the managers of
Edison illuminating companies at Chicago. There were a lot of
representatives from the East, and a private car was hired. At Jersey City
a poker game was started by one of the delegates. Bergmann was induced to
enter the game. This was played right through to Chicago without any
sleep, but the boys didn't mind that. I had gotten them immune to it.
Bergmann had won all the money, and when the porter came in and said
'Chicago,' Bergmann jumped up and said: 'What! Chicago! I thought it was
only Philadelphia!'"</p>
<p>But perhaps this further story is a better indication of developed humor
and shrewdness: "A man by the name of Epstein had been in the habit of
buying brass chips and trimmings from the lathes, and in some way Bergmann
found out that he had been cheated. This hurt his pride, and he determined
to get even. One day Epstein appeared and said: 'Good-morning, Mr.
Bergmann, have you any chips to-day?' 'No,' said Bergmann, 'I have none.'
'That's strange, Mr. Bergmann; won't you look?' No, he wouldn't look; he
knew he had none. Finally Epstein was so persistent that Bergmann called
an assistant and told him to go and see if he had any chips. He returned
and said they had the largest and finest lot they ever had. Epstein went
up to several boxes piled full of chips, and so heavy that he could not
lift even one end of a box. 'Now, Mr. Bergmann,' said Epstein, 'how much
for the lot?' 'Epstein,' said Bergmann, 'you have cheated me, and I will
no longer sell by the lot, but will sell only by the pound.' No amount of
argument would apparently change Bergmann's determination to sell by the
pound, but finally Epstein got up to $250 for the lot, and Bergmann,
appearing as if disgusted, accepted and made him count out the money. Then
he said: 'Well, Epstein, good-bye, I've got to go down to Wall Street.'
Epstein and his assistant then attempted to lift the boxes to carry them
out, but couldn't; and then discovered that calculations as to quantity
had been thrown out because the boxes had all been screwed down to the
floor and mostly filled with boards with a veneer of brass chips. He made
such a scene that he had to be removed by the police. I met him several
days afterward and he said he had forgiven Mr. Bergmann, as he was such a
smart business man, and the scheme was so ingenious.</p>
<p>"One day as a joke I filled three or four sheets of foolscap paper with a
jumble of figures and told Bergmann they were calculations showing the
great loss of power from blowing the factory whistle. Bergmann thought it
real, and never after that would he permit the whistle to blow."</p>
<p>Another glimpse of the "social side" is afforded in the following little
series of pen-pictures of the same place and time: "I had my laboratory at
the top of the Bergmann works, after moving from Menlo Park. The building
was six stories high. My father came there when he was eighty years of
age. The old man had powerful lungs. In fact, when I was examined by the
Mutual Life Insurance Company, in 1873, my lung expansion was taken by the
doctor, and the old gentleman was there at the time. He said to the
doctor: 'I wish you would take my lung expansion, too.' The doctor took
it, and his surprise was very great, as it was one of the largest on
record. I think it was five and one-half inches. There were only three or
four could beat it. Little Bergmann hadn't much lung power. The old man
said to him, one day: 'Let's run up-stairs.' Bergmann agreed and ran up.
When they got there Bergmann was all done up, but my father never showed a
sign of it. There was an elevator there, and each day while it was
travelling up I held the stem of my Waterbury watch up against the column
in the elevator shaft and it finished the winding by the time I got up the
six stories." This original method of reducing the amount of physical
labor involved in watch-winding brings to mind another instance of
shrewdness mentioned by Edison, with regard to his newsboy days. Being
asked whether he did not get imposed upon with bad bank-bills, he replied
that he subscribed to a bank-note detector and consulted it closely
whenever a note of any size fell into his hands. He was then less than
fourteen years old.</p>
<p>The conversations with Edison that elicited these stories brought out some
details as to peril that attends experimentation. He has confronted many a
serious physical risk, and counts himself lucky to have come through
without a scratch or scar. Four instances of personal danger may be noted
in his own language: "When I started at Menlo, I had an electric furnace
for welding rare metals that I did not know about very clearly. I was in
the dark-room, where I had a lot of chloride of sulphur, a very corrosive
liquid. I did not know that it would decompose by water. I poured in a
beakerful of water, and the whole thing exploded and threw a lot of it
into my eyes. I ran to the hydrant, leaned over backward, opened my eyes,
and ran the hydrant water right into them. But it was two weeks before I
could see.</p>
<p>"The next time we just saved ourselves. I was making some stuff to squirt
into filaments for the incandescent lamp. I made about a pound of it. I
had used ammonia and bromine. I did not know it at the time, but I had
made bromide of nitrogen. I put the large bulk of it in three filters, and
after it had been washed and all the water had come through the filter, I
opened the three filters and laid them on a hot steam plate to dry with
the stuff. While I and Mr. Sadler, one of my assistants, were working near
it, there was a sudden flash of light, and a very smart explosion. I said
to Sadler: 'What is that?' 'I don't know,' he said, and we paid no
attention. In about half a minute there was a sharp concussion, and Sadler
said: 'See, it is that stuff on the steam plate.' I grabbed the whole
thing and threw it in the sink, and poured water on it. I saved a little
of it and found it was a terrific explosive. The reason why those little
preliminary explosions took place was that a little had spattered out on
the edge of the filter paper, and had dried first and exploded. Had the
main body exploded there would have been nothing left of the laboratory I
was working in.</p>
<p>"At another time, I had a briquetting machine for briquetting iron ore. I
had a lever held down by a powerful spring, and a rod one inch in diameter
and four feet long. While I was experimenting with it, and standing beside
it, a washer broke, and that spring threw the rod right up to the ceiling
with a blast; and it came down again just within an inch of my nose, and
went clear through a two-inch plank. That was 'within an inch of your
life,' as they say.</p>
<p>"In my experimental plant for concentrating iron ore in the northern part
of New Jersey, we had a vertical drier, a column about nine feet square
and eighty feet high. At the bottom there was a space where two men could
go through a hole; and then all the rest of the column was filled with
baffle plates. One day this drier got blocked, and the ore would not run
down. So I and the vice-president of the company, Mr. Mallory, crowded
through the manhole to see why the ore would not come down. After we got
in, the ore did come down and there were fourteen tons of it above us. The
men outside knew we were in there, and they had a great time digging us
out and getting air to us."</p>
<p>Such incidents brought out in narration the fact that many of the men
working with him had been less fortunate, particularly those who had
experimented with the Roentgen X-ray, whose ravages, like those of
leprosy, were responsible for the mutilation and death of at least one
expert assistant. In the early days of work on the incandescent lamp,
also, there was considerable trouble with mercury. "I had a series of
vacuum-pumps worked by mercury and used for exhausting experimental
incandescent lamps. The main pipe, which was full of mercury, was about
seven and one-half feet from the floor. Along the length of the pipe were
outlets to which thick rubber tubing was connected, each tube to a pump.
One day, while experimenting with the mercury pump, my assistant, an
awkward country lad from a farm on Staten Island, who had adenoids in his
nose and breathed through his mouth, which was always wide open, was
looking up at this pipe, at a small leak of mercury, when the rubber tube
came off and probably two pounds of mercury went into his mouth and down
his throat, and got through his system somehow. In a short time he became
salivated, and his teeth got loose. He went home, and shortly his mother
appeared at the laboratory with a horsewhip, which she proposed to use on
the proprietor. I was fortunately absent, and she was mollified somehow by
my other assistants. I had given the boy considerable iodide of potassium
to prevent salivation, but it did no good in this case.</p>
<p>"When the first lamp-works were started at Menlo Park, one of my
experiments seemed to show that hot mercury gave a better vacuum in the
lamp than cold mercury. I thereupon started to heat it. Soon all the men
got salivated, and things looked serious; but I found that in the mirror
factories, where mercury was used extensively, the French Government made
the giving of iodide of potassium compulsory to prevent salivation. I
carried out this idea, and made every man take a dose every day, but there
was great opposition, and hot mercury was finally abandoned."</p>
<p>It will have been gathered that Edison has owed his special immunity from
"occupational diseases" not only to luck but to unusual powers of
endurance, and a strong physique, inherited, no doubt, from his father.
Mr. Mallory mentions a little fact that bears on this exceptional quality
of bodily powers. "I have often been surprised at Edison's wonderful
capacity for the instant visual perception of differences in materials
that were invisible to others until he would patiently point them out.
This had puzzled me for years, but one day I was unexpectedly let into
part of the secret. For some little time past Mr. Edison had noticed that
he was bothered somewhat in reading print, and I asked him to have an
oculist give him reading-glasses. He partially promised, but never took
time to attend to it. One day he and I were in the city, and as Mrs.
Edison had spoken to me about it, and as we happened to have an hour to
spare, I persuaded him to go to an oculist with me. Using no names, I
asked the latter to examine the gentleman's eyes. He did so very
conscientiously, and it was an interesting experience, for he was kept
busy answering Mr. Edison's numerous questions. When the oculist finished,
he turned to me and said: 'I have been many years in the business, but
have never seen an optic nerve like that of this gentleman. An ordinary
optic nerve is about the thickness of a thread, but his is like a cord. He
must be a remarkable man in some walk of life. Who is he?'"</p>
<p>It has certainly required great bodily vigor and physical capacity to
sustain such fatigue as Edison has all his life imposed upon himself, to
the extent on one occasion of going five days without sleep. In a
conversation during 1909, he remarked, as though it were nothing out of
the way, that up to seven years previously his average of daily working
hours was nineteen and one-half, but that since then he figured it at
eighteen. He said he stood it easily, because he was interested in
everything, and was reading and studying all the time. For instance, he
had gone to bed the night before exactly at twelve and had arisen at 4.30
A. M. to read some New York law reports. It was suggested that the secret
of it might be that he did not live in the past, but was always looking
forward to a greater future, to which he replied: "Yes, that's it. I don't
live with the past; I am living for to-day and to-morrow. I am interested
in every department of science, arts, and manufacture. I read all the time
on astronomy, chemistry, biology, physics, music, metaphysics, mechanics,
and other branches—political economy, electricity, and, in fact, all
things that are making for progress in the world. I get all the
proceedings of the scientific societies, the principal scientific and
trade journals, and read them. I also read The Clipper, The Police
Gazette, The Billboard, The Dramatic Mirror, and a lot of similar
publications, for I like to know what is going on. In this way I keep up
to date, and live in a great moving world of my own, and, what's more, I
enjoy every minute of it." Referring to some event of the past, he said:
"Spilt milk doesn't interest me. I have spilt lots of it, and while I have
always felt it for a few days, it is quickly forgotten, and I turn again
to the future." During another talk on kindred affairs it was suggested to
Edison that, as he had worked so hard all his life, it was about time for
him to think somewhat of the pleasures of travel and the social side of
life. To which he replied laughingly: "I already have a schedule worked
out. From now until I am seventy-five years of age, I expect to keep more
or less busy with my regular work, not, however, working as many hours or
as hard as I have in the past. At seventy five I expect to wear loud
waistcoats with fancy buttons; also gaiter tops; at eighty I expect to
learn how to play bridge whist and talk foolishly to the ladies. At
eighty-five I expect to wear a full-dress suit every evening at dinner,
and at ninety—well, I never plan more than thirty years ahead."</p>
<p>The reference to clothes is interesting, as it is one of the few subjects
in which Edison has no interest. It rather bores him. His dress is always
of the plainest; in fact, so plain that, at the Bergmann shops in New
York, the children attending a parochial Catholic school were wont to
salute him with the finger to the head, every time he went by. Upon
inquiring, he found that they took him for a priest, with his dark garb,
smooth-shaven face, and serious expression. Edison says: "I get a suit
that fits me; then I compel the tailors to use that as a jig or pattern or
blue-print to make others by. For many years a suit was used as a
measurement; once or twice they took fresh measurements, but these didn't
fit and they had to go back. I eat to keep my weight constant, hence I
need never change measurements." In regard to this, Mr. Mallory furnishes
a bit of chat as follows: "In a lawsuit in which I was a witness, I went
out to lunch with the lawyers on both sides, and the lawyer who had been
cross-examining me stated that he had for a client a Fifth Avenue tailor,
who had told him that he had made all of Mr. Edison's clothes for the last
twenty years, and that he had never seen him. He said that some twenty
years ago a suit was sent to him from Orange, and measurements were made
from it, and that every suit since had been made from these measurements.
I may add, from my own personal observation, that in Mr. Edison's clothes
there is no evidence but that every new suit that he has worn in that time
looks as if he had been specially measured for it, which shows how very
little he has changed physically in the last twenty years."</p>
<p>Edison has never had any taste for amusements, although he will indulge in
the game of "Parchesi" and has a billiard-table in his house. The coming
of the automobile was a great boon to him, because it gave him a form of
outdoor sport in which he could indulge in a spirit of observation,
without the guilty feeling that he was wasting valuable time. In his
automobile he has made long tours, and with his family has particularly
indulged his taste for botany. That he has had the usual experience in
running machines will be evidenced by the following little story from Mr.
Mallory: "About three years ago I had a motor-car of a make of which Mr.
Edison had already two cars; and when the car was received I made inquiry
as to whether any repair parts were carried by any of the various garages
in Easton, Pennsylvania, near our cement works. I learned that this
particular car was the only one in Easton. Knowing that Mr. Edison had had
an experience lasting two or three years with this particular make of car,
I determined to ask him for information relative to repair parts; so the
next time I was at the laboratory I told him I was unable to get any
repair parts in Easton, and that I wished to order some of the most
necessary, so that, in case of breakdowns, I would not be compelled to
lose the use of the car for several days until the parts came from the
automobile factory. I asked his advice as to what I should order, to which
he replied: 'I don't think it will be necessary to order an extra top.'"
Since that episode, which will probably be appreciated by most
automobilists, Edison has taken up the electric automobile, and is now
using it as well as developing it. One of the cars equipped with his
battery is the Bailey, and Mr. Bee tells the following story in regard to
it: "One day Colonel Bailey, of Amesbury, Massachusetts, who was visiting
the Automobile Show in New York, came out to the laboratory to see Mr.
Edison, as the latter had expressed a desire to talk with him on his next
visit to the metropolis. When he arrived at the laboratory, Mr. Edison,
who had been up all night experimenting, was asleep on the cot in the
library. As a rule we never wake Mr. Edison from sleep, but as he wanted
to see Colonel Bailey, who had to go, I felt that an exception should be
made, so I went and tapped him on the shoulder. He awoke at once, smiling,
jumped up, was instantly himself as usual, and advanced and greeted the
visitor. His very first question was: 'Well, Colonel, how did you come out
on that experiment?'—referring to some suggestions he had made at
their last meeting a year before. For a minute Colonel Bailey did not
recall what was referred to; but a few words from Mr. Edison brought it
back to his remembrance, and he reported that the results had justified
Mr. Edison's expectations."</p>
<p>It might be expected that Edison would have extreme and even radical ideas
on the subject of education—and he has, as well as a perfect
readiness to express them, because he considers that time is wasted on
things that are not essential: "What we need," he has said, "are men
capable of doing work. I wouldn't give a penny for the ordinary college
graduate, except those from the institutes of technology. Those coming up
from the ranks are a darned sight better than the others. They aren't
filled up with Latin, philosophy, and the rest of that ninny stuff." A
further remark of his is: "What the country needs now is the practical
skilled engineer, who is capable of doing everything. In three or four
centuries, when the country is settled, and commercialism is diminished,
there will be time for the literary men. At present we want engineers,
industrial men, good business-like managers, and railroad men." It is
hardly to be marvelled at that such views should elicit warm protest,
summed up in the comment: "Mr. Edison and many like him see in reverse the
course of human progress. Invention does not smooth the way for the
practical men and make them possible. There is always too much danger of
neglecting thoughts for things, ideas for machinery. No theory of
education that aggravates this danger is consistent with national
well-being."</p>
<p>Edison is slow to discuss the great mysteries of life, but is of
reverential attitude of mind, and ever tolerant of others' beliefs. He is
not a religious man in the sense of turning to forms and creeds, but, as
might be expected, is inclined as an inventor and creator to argue from
the basis of "design" and thence to infer a designer. "After years of
watching the processes of nature," he says, "I can no more doubt the
existence of an Intelligence that is running things than I do of the
existence of myself. Take, for example, the substance water that forms the
crystals known as ice. Now, there are hundreds of combinations that form
crystals, and every one of them, save ice, sinks in water. Ice, I say,
doesn't, and it is rather lucky for us mortals, for if it had done so, we
would all be dead. Why? Simply because if ice sank to the bottoms of
rivers, lakes, and oceans as fast as it froze, those places would be
frozen up and there would be no water left. That is only one example out
of thousands that to me prove beyond the possibility of a doubt that some
vast Intelligence is governing this and other planets."</p>
<p>A few words as to the domestic and personal side of Edison's life, to
which many incidental references have already been made in these pages. He
was married in 1873 to Miss Mary Stillwell, who died in 1884, leaving
three children—Thomas Alva, William Leslie, and Marion Estelle.</p>
<p>Mr. Edison was married again in 1886 to Miss Mina Miller, daughter of Mr.
Lewis Miller, a distinguished pioneer inventor and manufacturer in the
field of agricultural machinery, and equally entitled to fame as the
father of the "Chautauqua idea," and the founder with Bishop Vincent of
the original Chautauqua, which now has so many replicas all over the
country, and which started in motion one of the great modern educational
and moral forces in America. By this marriage there are three children—Charles,
Madeline, and Theodore.</p>
<p>For over a score of years, dating from his marriage to Miss Miller,
Edison's happy and perfect domestic life has been spent at Glenmont, a
beautiful property acquired at that time in Llewellyn Park, on the higher
slopes of Orange Mountain, New Jersey, within easy walking distance of the
laboratory at the foot of the hill in West Orange. As noted already, the
latter part of each winter is spent at Fort Myers, Florida, where Edison
has, on the banks of the Calahoutchie River, a plantation home that is in
many ways a miniature copy of the home and laboratory up North. Glenmont
is a rather elaborate and florid building in Queen Anne English style, of
brick, stone, and wooden beams showing on the exterior, with an abundance
of gables and balconies. It is set in an environment of woods and sweeps
of lawn, flanked by unusually large conservatories, and always bright in
summer with glowing flower beds. It would be difficult to imagine Edison
in a stiffly formal house, and this big, cozy, three-story, rambling
mansion has an easy freedom about it, without and within, quite in keeping
with the genius of the inventor, but revealing at every turn traces of
feminine taste and culture. The ground floor, consisting chiefly of broad
drawing-rooms, parlors, and dining-hall, is chiefly noteworthy for the
"den," or lounging-room, at the end of the main axis, where the family and
friends are likely to be found in the evening hours, unless the party has
withdrawn for more intimate social intercourse to the interesting and
fascinating private library on the floor above. The lounging-room on the
ground floor is more or less of an Edison museum, for it is littered with
souvenirs from great people, and with mementos of travel, all related to
some event or episode. A large cabinet contains awards, decorations, and
medals presented to Edison, accumulating in the course of a long career,
some of which may be seen in the illustration opposite. Near by may be
noticed a bronze replica of the Edison gold medal which was founded in the
American Institute of Electrical Engineers, the first award of which was
made to Elihu Thomson during the present year (1910). There are statues of
serpentine marble, gifts of the late Tsar of Russia, whose admiration is
also represented by a gorgeous inlaid and enamelled cigar-case.</p>
<p>There are typical bronze vases from the Society of Engineers of Japan, and
a striking desk-set of writing apparatus from Krupp, all the pieces being
made out of tiny but massive guns and shells of Krupp steel. In addition
to such bric-a-brac and bibelots of all kinds are many pictures and
photographs, including the original sketches of the reception given to
Edison in 1889 by the Paris Figaro, and a letter from Madame Carnot,
placing the Presidential opera-box at the disposal of Mr. and Mrs. Edison.
One of the most conspicuous features of the room is a phonograph equipment
on which the latest and best productions by the greatest singers and
musicians can always be heard, but which Edison himself is everlastingly
experimenting with, under the incurable delusion that this domestic
retreat is but an extension of his laboratory.</p>
<p>The big library—semi-boudoir—up-stairs is also very expressive
of the home life of Edison, but again typical of his nature and
disposition, for it is difficult to overlay his many technical books and
scientific periodicals with a sufficiently thick crust of popular
magazines or current literature to prevent their outcropping into
evidence. In like manner the chat and conversation here, however lightly
it may begin, turns invariably to large questions and deep problems,
especially in the fields of discovery and invention; and Edison, in an
easy-chair, will sit through the long evenings till one or two in the
morning, pulling meditatively at his eyebrows, quoting something he has
just read pertinent to the discussion, hearing and telling new stories
with gusto, offering all kinds of ingenious suggestions, and without fail
getting hold of pads and sheets of paper on which to make illustrative
sketches. He is wonderfully handy with the pencil, and will sometimes
amuse himself, while chatting, with making all kinds of fancy bits of
penmanship, twisting his signature into circles and squares, but always
writing straight lines—so straight they could not be ruled truer.
Many a night it is a question of getting Edison to bed, for he would much
rather probe a problem than eat or sleep; but at whatever hour the visitor
retires or gets up, he is sure to find the master of the house on hand,
serene and reposeful, and just as brisk at dawn as when he allowed the
conversation to break up at midnight. The ordinary routine of daily family
life is of course often interrupted by receptions and parties, visits to
the billiard-room, the entertainment of visitors, the departure to and
return from college, at vacation periods, of the young people, and matters
relating to the many social and philanthropic causes in which Mrs. Edison
is actively interested; but, as a matter of fact, Edison's round of toil
and relaxation is singularly uniform and free from agitation, and that is
the way he would rather have it.</p>
<p>Edison at sixty-three has a fine physique, and being free from serious
ailments of any kind, should carry on the traditions of his long-lived
ancestors as to a vigorous old age. His hair has whitened, but is still
thick and abundant, and though he uses glasses for certain work, his
gray-blue eyes are as keen and bright and deeply lustrous as ever, with
the direct, searching look in them that they have ever worn. He stands
five feet nine and one-half inches high, weighs one hundred and
seventy-five pounds, and has not varied as to weight in a quarter of a
century, although as a young man he was slim to gauntness. He is very
abstemious, hardly ever touching alcohol, caring little for meat, but fond
of fruit, and never averse to a strong cup of coffee or a good cigar. He
takes extremely little exercise, although his good color and quickness of
step would suggest to those who do not know better that he is in the best
of training, and one who lives in the open air.</p>
<p>His simplicity as to clothes has already been described. One would be
startled to see him with a bright tie, a loud checked suit, or a fancy
waistcoat, and yet there is a curious sense of fastidiousness about the
plain things he delights in. Perhaps he is not wholly responsible
personally for this state of affairs. In conversation Edison is direct,
courteous, ready to discuss a topic with anybody worth talking to, and, in
spite of his sore deafness, an excellent listener. No one ever goes away
from Edison in doubt as to what he thinks or means, but he is ever shy and
diffident to a degree if the talk turns on himself rather than on his
work.</p>
<p>If the authors were asked, after having written the foregoing pages, to
explain here the reason for Edison's success, based upon their
observations so far made, they would first answer that he combines with a
vigorous and normal physical structure a mind capable of clear and logical
thinking, and an imagination of unusual activity. But this would by no
means offer a complete explanation. There are many men of equal bodily and
mental vigor who have not achieved a tithe of his accomplishment. What
other factors are there to be taken into consideration to explain this
phenomenon? First, a stolid, almost phlegmatic, nervous system which takes
absolutely no notice of ennui—a system like that of a Chinese
ivory-carver who works day after day and month after month on a piece of
material no larger than your hand. No better illustration of this
characteristic can be found than in the development of the nickel pocket
for the storage battery, an element the size of a short lead-pencil, on
which upward of five years were spent in experiments, costing over a
million dollars, day after day, always apparently with the same tubes but
with small variations carefully tabulated in the note-books. To an
ordinary person the mere sight of such a tube would have been as
distasteful, certainly after a week or so, as the smell of a quail to a
man striving to eat one every day for a month, near the end of his
gastronomic ordeal. But to Edison these small perforated steel tubes held
out as much of a fascination at the end of five years as when the search
was first begun, and every morning found him as eager to begin the
investigation anew as if the battery was an absolutely novel problem to
which his thoughts had just been directed.</p>
<p>Another and second characteristic of Edison's personality contributing so
strongly to his achievements is an intense, not to say courageous,
optimism in which no thought of failure can enter, an optimism born of
self-confidence, and becoming—after forty or fifty years of
experience more and more a sense of certainty in the accomplishment of
success. In the overcoming of difficulties he has the same intellectual
pleasure as the chess-master when confronted with a problem requiring all
the efforts of his skill and experience to solve. To advance along smooth
and pleasant paths, to encounter no obstacles, to wrestle with no
difficulties and hardships—such has absolutely no fascination to
him. He meets obstruction with the keen delight of a strong man battling
with the waves and opposing them in sheer enjoyment, and the greater and
more apparently overwhelming the forces that may tend to sweep him back,
the more vigorous his own efforts to forge through them. At the conclusion
of the ore-milling experiments, when practically his entire fortune was
sunk in an enterprise that had to be considered an impossibility, when at
the age of fifty he looked back upon five or six years of intense activity
expended apparently for naught, when everything seemed most black and the
financial clouds were quickly gathering on the horizon, not the slightest
idea of repining entered his mind. The main experiment had succeeded—he
had accomplished what he sought for. Nature at another point had
outstripped him, yet he had broadened his own sum of knowledge to a
prodigious extent. It was only during the past summer (1910) that one of
the writers spent a Sunday with him riding over the beautiful New Jersey
roads in an automobile, Edison in the highest spirits and pointing out
with the keenest enjoyment the many beautiful views of valley and wood.
The wanderings led to the old ore-milling plant at Edison, now practically
a mass of deserted buildings all going to decay. It was a depressing
sight, marking such titanic but futile struggles with nature. To Edison,
however, no trace of sentiment or regret occurred, and the whole ruins
were apparently as much a matter of unconcern as if he were viewing the
remains of Pompeii. Sitting on the porch of the White House, where he
lived during that period, in the light of the setting sun, his fine face
in repose, he looked as placidly over the scene as a happy farmer over a
field of ripening corn. All that he said was: "I never felt better in my
life than during the five years I worked here. Hard work, nothing to
divert my thought, clear air and simple food made my life very pleasant.
We learned a great deal. It will be of benefit to some one some time."
Similarly, in connection with the storage battery, after having
experimented continuously for three years, it was found to fall below his
expectations, and its manufacture had to be stopped. Hundreds of thousands
of dollars had been spent on the experiments, and, largely without
Edison's consent, the battery had been very generally exploited in the
press. To stop meant not only to pocket a great loss already incurred,
facing a dark and uncertain future, but to most men animated by ordinary
human feelings, it meant more than anything else, an injury to personal
pride. Pride? Pooh! that had nothing to do with the really serious
practical problem, and the writers can testify that at the moment when his
decision was reached, work stopped and the long vista ahead was peered
into, Edison was as little concerned as if he had concluded that, after
all, perhaps peach-pie might be better for present diet than apple-pie. He
has often said that time meant very little to him, that he had but a small
realization of its passage, and that ten or twenty years were as nothing
when considering the development of a vital invention.</p>
<p>These references to personal pride recall another characteristic of Edison
wherein he differs from most men. There are many individuals who derive an
intense and not improper pleasure in regalia or military garments, with
plenty of gold braid and brass buttons, and thus arrayed, in appearing
before their friends and neighbors. Putting at the head of the procession
the man who makes his appeal to public attention solely because of the
brilliancy of his plumage, and passing down the ranks through the
multitudes having a gradually decreasing sense of vanity in their personal
accomplishment, Edison would be placed at the very end. Reference herein
has been made to the fact that one of the two great English universities
wished to confer a degree upon him, but that he was unable to leave his
work for the brief time necessary to accept the honor. At that occasion it
was pointed out to him that he should make every possible sacrifice to go,
that the compliment was great, and that but few Americans had been so
recognized. It was hopeless—an appeal based on sentiment. Before him
was something real—work to be accomplished—a problem to be
solved. Beyond, was a prize as intangible as the button of the Legion of
Honor, which he concealed from his friends that they might not feel he was
"showing off." The fact is that Edison cares little for the approval of
the world, but that he cares everything for the approval of himself.
Difficult as it may be—perhaps impossible—to trace its origin,
Edison possesses what he would probably call a well-developed case of New
England conscience, for whose approval he is incessantly occupied.</p>
<p>These, then, may be taken as the characteristics of Edison that have
enabled him to accomplish more than most men—a strong body, a clear
and active mind, a developed imagination, a capacity of great mental and
physical concentration, an iron-clad nervous system that knows no ennui,
intense optimism, and courageous self-confidence. Any one having these
capacities developed to the same extent, with the same opportunities for
use, would probably accomplish as much. And yet there is a peculiarity
about him that so far as is known has never been referred to before in
print. He seems to be conscientiously afraid of appearing indolent, and in
consequence subjects himself regularly to unnecessary hardship. Working
all night is seldom necessary, or until two or three o'clock in the
morning, yet even now he persists in such tests upon his strength.
Recently one of the writers had occasion to present to him a long
typewritten document of upward of thirty pages for his approval. It was
taken home to Glenmont. Edison had a few minor corrections to make,
probably not more than a dozen all told. They could have been embodied by
interlineations and marginal notes in the ordinary way, and certainly
would not have required more than ten or fifteen minutes of his time. Yet
what did he do? HE COPIED OUT PAINSTAKINGLY THE ENTIRE PAPER IN LONG HAND,
embodying the corrections as he went along, and presented the result of
his work the following morning. At the very least such a task must have
occupied several hours. How can such a trait—and scores of similar
experiences could be given—be explained except by the fact that,
evidently, he felt the need of special schooling in industry—that
under no circumstances must he allow a thought of indolence to enter his
mind?</p>
<p>Undoubtedly in the days to come Edison will not only be recognized as an
intellectual prodigy, but as a prodigy of industry—of hard work. In
his field as inventor and man of science he stands as clear-cut and secure
as the lighthouse on a rock, and as indifferent to the tumult around. But
as the "old man"—and before he was thirty years old he was
affectionately so called by his laboratory associates—he is a
normal, fun-loving, typical American. His sense of humor is intense, but
not of the hothouse, overdeveloped variety. One of his favorite jokes is
to enter the legal department with an air of great humility and apply for
a job as an inventor! Never is he so preoccupied or fretted with cares as
not to drop all thought of his work for a few moments to listen to a new
story, with a ready smile all the while, and a hearty, boyish laugh at the
end. His laugh, in fact, is sometimes almost aboriginal; slapping his
hands delightedly on his knees, he rocks back and forth and fairly shouts
his pleasure. Recently a daily report of one of his companies that had
just been started contained a large order amounting to several thousand
dollars, and was returned by him with a miniature sketch of a small
individual viewing that particular item through a telescope! His facility
in making hasty but intensely graphic sketches is proverbial. He takes
great delight in imitating the lingo of the New York street gamin. A
dignified person named James may be greeted with: "Hully Gee! Chimmy, when
did youse blow in?" He likes to mimic and imitate types, generally, that
are distasteful to him. The sanctimonious hypocrite, the sleek speculator,
and others whom he has probably encountered in life are done "to the
queen's taste."</p>
<p>One very cold winter's day he entered the laboratory library in fine
spirits, "doing" the decayed dandy, with imaginary cane under his arm,
struggling to put on a pair of tattered imaginary gloves, with a
self-satisfied smirk and leer that would have done credit to a real
comedian. This particular bit of acting was heightened by the fact that
even in the coldest weather he wears thin summer clothes, generally
acid-worn and more or less disreputable. For protection he varies the
number of his suits of underclothing, sometimes wearing three or four
sets, according to the thermometer.</p>
<p>If one could divorce Edison from the idea of work, and could regard him
separate and apart from his embodiment as an inventor and man of science,
it might truly be asserted that his temperament is essentially mercurial.
Often he is in the highest spirits, with all the spontaneity of youth, and
again he is depressed, moody, and violently angry. Anger with him,
however, is a good deal like the story attributed to Napoleon:</p>
<p>"Sire, how is it that your judgment is not affected by your great rage?"
asked one of his courtiers.</p>
<p>"Because," said the Emperor, "I never allow it to rise above this line,"
drawing his hand across his throat. Edison has been seen sometimes almost
beside himself with anger at a stupid mistake or inexcusable oversight on
the part of an assistant, his voice raised to a high pitch, sneeringly
expressing his feelings of contempt for the offender; and yet when the
culprit, like a bad school-boy, has left the room, Edison has immediately
returned to his normal poise, and the incident is a thing of the past. At
other times the unsettled condition persists, and his spleen is vented not
only on the original instigator but upon others who may have occasion to
see him, sometimes hours afterward. When such a fit is on him the word is
quickly passed around, and but few of his associates find it necessary to
consult with him at the time. The genuine anger can generally be
distinguished from the imitation article by those who know him intimately
by the fact that when really enraged his forehead between the eyes
partakes of a curious rotary movement that cannot be adequately described
in words. It is as if the storm-clouds within are moving like a whirling
cyclone. As a general rule, Edison does not get genuinely angry at
mistakes and other human weaknesses of his subordinates; at best he merely
simulates anger. But woe betide the one who has committed an act of bad
faith, treachery, dishonesty, or ingratitude; THEN Edison can show what it
is for a strong man to get downright mad. But in this respect he is
singularly free, and his spells of anger are really few. In fact, those
who know him best are continually surprised at his moderation and
patience, often when there has been great provocation. People who come in
contact with him and who may have occasion to oppose his views, may leave
with the impression that he is hot-tempered; nothing could be further from
the truth. He argues his point with great vehemence, pounds on the table
to emphasize his views, and illustrates his theme with a wealth of apt
similes; but, on account of his deafness, it is difficult to make the
argument really two-sided. Before the visitor can fully explain his side
of the matter some point is brought up that starts Edison off again, and
new arguments from his viewpoint are poured forth. This constant
interruption is taken by many to mean that Edison has a small opinion of
any arguments that oppose him; but he is only intensely in earnest in
presenting his own side. If the visitor persists until Edison has seen
both sides of the controversy, he is always willing to frankly admit that
his own views may be unsound and that his opponent is right. In fact,
after such a controversy, both parties going after each other hammer and
tongs, the arguments TO HIM being carried on at the very top of one's
voice to enable him to hear, and FROM HIM being equally loud in the
excitement of the discussion, he has often said: "I see now that my
position was absolutely rotten."</p>
<p>Obviously, however, all of these personal characteristics have nothing to
do with Edison's position in the world of affairs. They show him to be a
plain, easy-going, placid American, with no sense of self-importance, and
ready at all times to have his mind turned into a lighter channel. In
private life they show him to be a good citizen, a good family man,
absolutely moral, temperate in all things, and of great charitableness to
all mankind. But what of his position in the age in which he lives? Where
does he rank in the mountain range of great Americans?</p>
<p>It is believed that from the other chapters of this book the reader can
formulate his own answer to the question.</p>
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