<h2>THE PONY ENGINE AND THE PACIFIC EXPRESS.</h2>
<p>Christmas Eve, after the children had
hung up their stockings and got all
ready for St. Nic, they climbed up on
the papa's lap to kiss him good-night,
and when they both got their arms
round his neck, they said they were not
going to bed till he told them a Christmas
story. Then he saw that he would
have to mind, for they were awfully severe
with him, and always made him do
exactly what they told him; it was the
way they had brought him up. He
tried his best to get out of it for a
while; but after they had shaken him
first this side, and then that side, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52"></SPAN></span>
pulled him backward and forward till
he did not know where he was, he began
to think perhaps he had better begin.
The first thing he said, after he
opened his eyes, and made believe he
had been asleep, or something, was,
“Well, what did I leave off at?” and
that made them just perfectly boiling,
for they understood his tricks, and they
knew he was trying to pretend that he
had told part of the story already; and
they said he had not left off anywhere
because he had not commenced, and he
saw it was no use. So he commenced.</p>
<p>“Once there was a little Pony Engine
that used to play round the Fitchburg
Depot on the side tracks, and
sleep in among the big locomotives in
the car-house—”</p>
<p>The little girl lifted her head from the
papa's shoulder, where she had dropped
it. “Is it a sad story, papa?”</p>
<p>“How is it going to end?” asked the
boy.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Well, it's got a moral,” said the papa.</p>
<p>“Oh, all right, if it's got a moral,” said
the children; they had a good deal of
fun with the morals the papa put to his
stories. The boy added, “Go on,” and
the little girl prompted, “Car-house.”</p>
<p>The papa said, “Now every time you
stop me I shall have to begin all over
again.” But he saw that this was not
going to spite them any, so he went on:
“One of the locomotives was its mother,
and she had got hurt once in a big
smash-up, so that she couldn't run long
trips any more. She was so weak in
the chest you could hear her wheeze as
far as you could see her. But she could
work round the depot, and pull empty
cars in and out, and shunt them off on
the side tracks; and she was so anxious
to be useful that all the other engines
respected her, and they were very kind
to the little Pony Engine on her account,
though it was always getting in
the way, and under their wheels, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_54" id="Page_54"></SPAN></span>
everything. They all knew it was an
orphan, for before its mother got hurt
its father went through a bridge one
dark night into an arm of the sea, and
was never heard of again; he was supposed
to have been drowned. The old
mother locomotive used to say that it
would never have happened if she had
been there; but poor dear No. 236 was
always so venturesome, and she had
warned him against that very bridge
time and again. Then she would whistle
so dolefully, and sigh with her air-brakes
enough to make anybody cry. You see
they used to be a very happy family
when they were all together, before the
papa locomotive got drowned. He was
very fond of the little Pony Engine, and
told it stories at night after they got
into the car-house, at the end of some
of his long runs. It would get up on
his cow-catcher, and lean its chimney up
against his, and listen till it fell asleep.
Then he would put it softly down, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55"></SPAN></span>
be off again in the morning before it
was awake. I tell you, those were happy
days for poor No. 236. The little
Pony Engine could just remember him;
it was awfully proud of its papa.”</p>
<p>The boy lifted his head and looked at
the little girl, who suddenly hid her face
in the papa's other shoulder. “Well, I
declare, papa, she was putting up her
lip.”</p>
<p>“I wasn't, any such thing!” said the
little girl. “And I don't care! So!” and
then she sobbed.</p>
<p>“Now, never you mind,” said the papa
to the boy. “You'll be putting up <i>your</i>
lip before I'm through. Well, and then
she used to caution the little Pony Engine
against getting in the way of the
big locomotives, and told it to keep close
round after her, and try to do all it
could to learn about shifting empty
cars. You see, she knew how ambitious
the little Pony Engine was, and how it
wasn't contented a bit just to grow up<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56"></SPAN></span>
in the pony-engine business, and be tied
down to the depot all its days. Once
she happened to tell it that if it was
good and always did what it was bid,
perhaps a cow-catcher would grow on it
some day, and then it could be a passenger
locomotive. Mammas have to
promise all sorts of things, and she was
almost distracted when she said that.”</p>
<p>“I don't think she ought to have deceived
it, papa,” said the boy. “But it
ought to have known that if it was a
Pony Engine to begin with, it never
could have a cow-catcher.”</p>
<p>“Couldn't it?” asked the little girl,
gently.</p>
<p>“No; they're kind of mooley.”</p>
<p>The little girl asked the papa, “What
makes Pony Engines mooley?” for she
did not choose to be told by her brother;
he was only two years older than
she was, anyway.</p>
<p>“Well; it's pretty hard to say. You see,
when a locomotive is first hatched—”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Oh, are they hatched, papa?” asked
the boy.</p>
<p>“Well, we'll <i>call</i> it hatched,” said the
papa; but they knew he was just funning.
“They're about the size of tea-kettles
at first; and it's a chance
whether they will have cow-catchers
or not. If they keep their spouts, they
will; and if their spouts drop off, they
won't.”</p>
<p>“What makes the spout ever drop
off?”</p>
<p>“Oh, sometimes the pip, or the
gapes—”</p>
<p>The children both began to shake the
papa, and he was glad enough to go on
sensibly. “Well, anyway, the mother
locomotive certainly oughtn't to have
deceived it. Still she had to say <i>something</i>,
and perhaps the little Pony Engine
was better employed watching its
buffers with its head-light, to see whether
its cow-catcher had begun to grow,
than it would have been in listening to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58"></SPAN></span>
the stories of the old locomotives, and
sometimes their swearing.”</p>
<p>“Do they swear, papa?” asked the
little girl, somewhat shocked, and yet
pleased.</p>
<p>“Well, I never heard them, <i>near by</i>.
But it sounds a good deal like swearing
when you hear them on the up-grade
on our hill in the night. Where was I?”</p>
<p>“Swearing,” said the boy. “And
please don't go back, now, papa.”</p>
<p>“Well, I won't. It'll be as much as
I can do to get through this story, without
going over any of it again. Well,
the thing that the little Pony Engine
wanted to be, the most in this world,
was the locomotive of the Pacific Express,
that starts out every afternoon at
three, you know. It intended to apply
for the place as soon as its cow-catcher
was grown, and it was always trying to
attract the locomotive's attention, backing
and filling on the track alongside of
the train; and once it raced it a little<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59"></SPAN></span>
piece, and beat it, before the Express locomotive
was under way, and almost got
in front of it on a switch. My, but its
mother was scared! She just yelled to
it with her whistle; and that night she
sent it to sleep without a particle of coal
or water in its tender.</p>
<p>“But the little Pony Engine didn't
care. It had beaten the Pacific Express
in a hundred yards, and what was
to hinder it from beating it as long as
it chose? The little Pony Engine could
not get it out of its head. It was just
like a boy who thinks he can whip a
man.”</p>
<p>The boy lifted his head. “Well, a
boy <i>can</i>, papa, if he goes to do it the
right way. Just stoop down before the
man knows it, and catch him by the
legs and tip him right over.”</p>
<p>“Ho! I guess you see yourself!” said
the little girl, scornfully.</p>
<p>“Well, I <i>could</i>!” said the boy; “and
some day I'll just show you.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Now, little cock-sparrow, now!” said
the papa; and he laughed. “Well, the
little Pony Engine thought he could beat
the Pacific Express, anyway; and so one
dark, snowy, blowy afternoon, when his
mother was off pushing some empty coal
cars up past the Know-Nothing crossing
beyond Charlestown, he got on the track
in front of the Express, and when he
heard the conductor say ‘All aboard,’
and the starting gong struck, and the
brakemen leaned out and waved to the
engineer, he darted off like lightning.
He had his steam up, and he just scuttled.</p>
<p>“Well, he was so excited for a while
that he couldn't tell whether the Express
was gaining on him or not; but
after twenty or thirty miles, he thought
he heard it pretty near. Of course the
Express locomotive was drawing a heavy
train of cars, and it had to make a stop
or two—at Charlestown, and at Concord
Junction, and at Ayer—so the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61"></SPAN></span>
Pony Engine did really gain on it a
little; and when it began to be scared
it gained a good deal. But the first
place where it began to feel sorry, and
to want its mother, was in Hoosac Tunnel.
It never was in a tunnel before,
and it seemed as if it would never get
out. It kept thinking, What if the Pacific
Express was to run over it there in
the dark, and its mother off there at the
Fitchburg Depot, in Boston, looking for
it among the side-tracks? It gave a perfect
shriek; and just then it shot out of
the tunnel. There were a lot of locomotives
loafing around there at North
Adams, and one of them shouted out
to it as it flew by, ‘What's your hurry,
little one?’ and it just screamed back,
‘Pacific Express!’ and never stopped to
explain. They talked in locomotive language—”</p>
<p>“Oh, what did it sound like?” the boy
asked.</p>
<p>“Well, pretty queer; I'll tell you some<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62"></SPAN></span>
day. It knew it had no time to fool
away, and all through the long, dark
night, whenever, a locomotive hailed it,
it just screamed, ‘Pacific Express!’ and
kept on. And the Express kept gaining
on it. Some of the locomotives
wanted to stop it, but they decided they
had better not get in its way, and so it
whizzed along across New York State
and Ohio and Indiana, till it got to
Chicago. And the Express kept gaining
on it. By that time it was so hoarse
it could hardly whisper, but it kept saying,
‘Pacific Express! Pacific Express!’
and it kept right on till it reached the
Mississippi River. There it found a
long train of freight cars before it on
the bridge. It couldn't wait, and so it
slipped down from the track to the
edge of the river and jumped across,
and then scrambled up the embankment
to the track again.”</p>
<p>“Papa!” said the little girl, warningly.</p>
<p>“Truly it did,” said the papa.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Ho! that's nothing,” said the boy.
“A whole train of cars did it in that
Jules Verne book.”</p>
<p>“Well,” the papa went on, “after that
it had a little rest, for the Express had
to wait for the freight train to get off
the bridge, and the Pony Engine stopped
at the first station for a drink of water
and a mouthful of coal, and then it flew
ahead. There was a kind old locomotive
at Omaha that tried to find out
where it belonged, and what its mother's
name was, but the Pony Engine was so
bewildered it couldn't tell. And the
Express kept gaining on it. On the
plains it was chased by a pack of prairie
wolves, but it left them far behind; and
the antelopes were scared half to death.
But the worst of it was when the nightmare
got after it.”</p>
<p>“The nightmare? Goodness!” said
the boy.</p>
<p>“I've had the nightmare,” said the
little girl.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Oh yes, a mere human nightmare,”
said the papa. “But a locomotive
nightmare is a very different thing.”</p>
<p>“Why, what's it like?” asked the boy.
The little girl was almost afraid to ask.</p>
<p>“Well, it has only one leg, to begin
with.”</p>
<p>“Pshaw!”</p>
<p>“Wheel, I mean. And it has four
cow-catchers, and four head-lights, and
two boilers, and eight whistles, and it
just goes whirling and screeching along.
Of course it wobbles awfully; and as
it's only got one wheel, it has to keep
skipping from one track to the other.”</p>
<p>“I should think it would run on the
cross-ties,” said the boy.</p>
<p>“Oh, very well, then!” said the papa.
“If you know so much more about it
than I do! Who's telling this story,
anyway? Now I shall have to go back
to the beginning. Once there was a
little Pony En—”</p>
<p>They both put their hands over his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65"></SPAN></span>
mouth, and just fairly begged him to
go on, and at last he did. “Well, it got
away from the nightmare about morning,
but not till the nightmare had bitten
a large piece out of its tender, and
then it braced up for the home-stretch.
It thought that if it could once beat the
Express to the Sierras, it could keep the
start the rest of the way, for it could
get over the mountains quicker than the
Express could, and it might be in San
Francisco before the Express got to
Sacramento. The Express kept gaining
on it. But it just zipped along the
upper edge of Kansas and the lower
edge of Nebraska, and on through Colorado
and Utah and Nevada, and when
it got to the Sierras it just stooped a
little, and went over them like a goat;
it did, truly; just doubled up its fore
wheels under it, and jumped. And the
Express kept gaining on it. By this
time it couldn't say ‘Pacific Express’
any more, and it didn't try. It just said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66"></SPAN></span>
‘Express! Express!’ and then ‘'Press!
'Press!’ and then ‘'Ess! 'Ess!’ and pretty
soon only ‘'Ss! 'Ss!’ And the Express
kept gaining on it. Before they
reached San Francisco, the Express
locomotive's cow-catcher was almost
touching the Pony Engine's tender;
it gave one howl of anguish as it felt
the Express locomotive's hot breath on
the place where the nightmare had bitten
the piece out, and tore through the
end of the San Francisco depot, and
plunged into the Pacific Ocean, and was
never seen again. There, now,” said the
papa, trying to make the children get
down, “that's all. Go to bed.” The
little girl was crying, and so he tried to
comfort her by keeping her in his lap.</p>
<p>The boy cleared his throat. “What
is the moral, papa?” he asked, huskily.</p>
<p>“Children, obey your parents,” said
the papa.</p>
<p>“And what became of the mother locomotive?”
pursued the boy.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>“She had a brain-fever, and never
quite recovered the use of her mind
again.”</p>
<p>The boy thought awhile. “Well, I
don't see what it had to do with Christmas,
anyway.”</p>
<p>“Why, it was Christmas Eve when
the Pony Engine started from Boston,
and Christmas afternoon when it reached
San Francisco.”</p>
<p>“Ho!” said the boy. “No locomotive
could get across the continent in a day
and a night, let alone a little Pony Engine.”</p>
<p>“But this Pony Engine <i>had</i> to. Did
you never hear of the beaver that clomb
the tree?”</p>
<p>“No! Tell—”</p>
<p>“Yes, some other time.”</p>
<p>“But how <i>could</i> it get across so quick?
Just one day!”</p>
<p>“Well, perhaps it was a year. Maybe
it was the <i>next</i> Christmas after that
when it got to San Francisco.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The papa set the little girl down, and
started to run out of the room, and both
of the children ran after him, to pound
him.</p>
<p>When they were in bed the boy called
down-stairs to the papa, “Well, anyway,
I didn't put up my lip.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69"></SPAN></span></p>
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