<h3>Part III - IV.</h3>
<p>The prince observed with great surprise, as he approached his villa,
accompanied by Rogojin, that a large number of people were assembled on his
verandah, which was brilliantly lighted up. The company seemed merry and were
noisily laughing and talking—even quarrelling, to judge from the sounds.
At all events they were clearly enjoying themselves, and the prince observed
further on closer investigation—that all had been drinking champagne. To
judge from the lively condition of some of the party, it was to be supposed
that a considerable quantity of champagne had been consumed already.</p>
<p>All the guests were known to the prince; but the curious part of the matter was
that they had all arrived on the same evening, as though with one accord,
although he had only himself recollected the fact that it was his birthday a
few moments since.</p>
<p>“You must have told somebody you were going to trot out the champagne,
and that’s why they are all come!” muttered Rogojin, as the two
entered the verandah. “We know all about that! You’ve only to
whistle and they come up in shoals!” he continued, almost angrily. He was
doubtless thinking of his own late experiences with his boon companions.</p>
<p>All surrounded the prince with exclamations of welcome, and, on hearing that it
was his birthday, with cries of congratulation and delight; many of them were
very noisy.</p>
<p>The presence of certain of those in the room surprised the prince vastly, but
the guest whose advent filled him with the greatest wonder—almost
amounting to alarm—was Evgenie Pavlovitch. The prince could not believe
his eyes when he beheld the latter, and could not help thinking that something
was wrong.</p>
<p>Lebedeff ran up promptly to explain the arrival of all these gentlemen. He was
himself somewhat intoxicated, but the prince gathered from his long-winded
periods that the party had assembled quite naturally, and accidentally.</p>
<p>First of all Hippolyte had arrived, early in the evening, and feeling decidedly
better, had determined to await the prince on the verandah. There Lebedeff had
joined him, and his household had followed—that is, his daughters and
General Ivolgin. Burdovsky had brought Hippolyte, and stayed on with him. Gania
and Ptitsin had dropped in accidentally later on; then came Keller, and he and
Colia insisted on having champagne. Evgenie Pavlovitch had only dropped in half
an hour or so ago. Lebedeff had served the champagne readily.</p>
<p>“My own though, prince, my own, mind,” he said, “and
there’ll be some supper later on; my daughter is getting it ready now.
Come and sit down, prince, we are all waiting for you, we want you with us.
Fancy what we have been discussing! You know the question, ‘to be or not
to be,’—out of Hamlet! A contemporary theme! Quite up-to-date! Mr.
Hippolyte has been eloquent to a degree. He won’t go to bed, but he has
only drunk a little champagne, and that can’t do him any harm. Come
along, prince, and settle the question. Everyone is waiting for you, sighing
for the light of your luminous intelligence...”</p>
<p>The prince noticed the sweet, welcoming look on Vera Lebedeff’s face, as
she made her way towards him through the crowd. He held out his hand to her.
She took it, blushing with delight, and wished him “a happy life from
that day forward.” Then she ran off to the kitchen, where her presence
was necessary to help in the preparations for supper. Before the prince’s
arrival she had spent some time on the terrace, listening eagerly to the
conversation, though the visitors, mostly under the influence of wine, were
discussing abstract subjects far beyond her comprehension. In the next room her
younger sister lay on a wooden chest, sound asleep, with her mouth wide open;
but the boy, Lebedeff’s son, had taken up his position close beside Colia
and Hippolyte, his face lit up with interest in the conversation of his father
and the rest, to which he would willingly have listened for ten hours at a
stretch.</p>
<p>“I have waited for you on purpose, and am very glad to see you arrive so
happy,” said Hippolyte, when the prince came forward to press his hand,
immediately after greeting Vera.</p>
<p>“And how do you know that I am ‘so happy’?”</p>
<p>“I can see it by your face! Say ‘how do you do’ to the
others, and come and sit down here, quick—I’ve been waiting for
you!” he added, accentuating the fact that he had waited. On the
prince’s asking, “Will it not be injurious to you to sit out so
late?” he replied that he could not believe that he had thought himself
dying three days or so ago, for he never had felt better than this evening.</p>
<p>Burdovsky next jumped up and explained that he had come in by accident, having
escorted Hippolyte from town. He murmured that he was glad he had
“written nonsense” in his letter, and then pressed the
prince’s hand warmly and sat down again.</p>
<p>The prince approached Evgenie Pavlovitch last of all. The latter immediately
took his arm.</p>
<p>“I have a couple of words to say to you,” he began, “and
those on a very important matter; let’s go aside for a minute or
two.”</p>
<p>“Just a couple of words!” whispered another voice in the
prince’s other ear, and another hand took his other arm. Muishkin turned,
and to his great surprise observed a red, flushed face and a droll-looking
figure which he recognized at once as that of Ferdishenko. Goodness knows where
he had turned up from!</p>
<p>“Do you remember Ferdishenko?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Where have you dropped from?” cried the prince.</p>
<p>“He is sorry for his sins now, prince,” cried Keller. “He did
not want to let you know he was here; he was hidden over there in the
corner,—but he repents now, he feels his guilt.”</p>
<p>“Why, what has he done?”</p>
<p>“I met him outside and brought him in—he’s a gentleman who
doesn’t often allow his friends to see him, of late—but he’s
sorry now.”</p>
<p>“Delighted, I’m sure!—I’ll come back directly,
gentlemen,—sit down there with the others, please,—excuse me one
moment,” said the host, getting away with difficulty in order to follow
Evgenie.</p>
<p>“You are very gay here,” began the latter, “and I have had
quite a pleasant half-hour while I waited for you. Now then, my dear Lef
Nicolaievitch, this is what’s the matter. I’ve arranged it all with
Moloftsoff, and have just come in to relieve your mind on that score. You need
be under no apprehensions. He was very sensible, as he should be, of course,
for I think he was entirely to blame himself.”</p>
<p>“What Moloftsoff?”</p>
<p>“The young fellow whose arms you held, don’t you know? He was so
wild with you that he was going to send a friend to you tomorrow
morning.”</p>
<p>“What nonsense!”</p>
<p>“Of course it is nonsense, and in nonsense it would have ended,
doubtless; but you know these fellows, they—”</p>
<p>“Excuse me, but I think you must have something else that you wished to
speak about, Evgenie Pavlovitch?”</p>
<p>“Of course, I have!” said the other, laughing. “You see, my
dear fellow, tomorrow, very early in the morning, I must be off to town about
this unfortunate business (my uncle, you know!). Just imagine, my dear sir, it
is all true—word for word—and, of course, everybody knew it
excepting myself. All this has been such a blow to me that I have not managed
to call in at the Epanchins’. Tomorrow I shall not see them either,
because I shall be in town. I may not be here for three days or more; in a
word, my affairs are a little out of gear. But though my town business is, of
course, most pressing, still I determined not to go away until I had seen you,
and had a clear understanding with you upon certain points; and that without
loss of time. I will wait now, if you will allow me, until the company departs;
I may just as well, for I have nowhere else to go to, and I shall certainly not
do any sleeping tonight; I’m far too excited. And finally, I must confess
that, though I know it is bad form to pursue a man in this way, I have come to
beg your friendship, my dear prince. You are an unusual sort of a person; you
don’t lie at every step, as some men do; in fact, you don’t lie at
all, and there is a matter in which I need a true and sincere friend, for I
really may claim to be among the number of bona fide unfortunates just
now.”</p>
<p>He laughed again.</p>
<p>“But the trouble is,” said the prince, after a slight pause for
reflection, “that goodness only knows when this party will break up.
Hadn’t we better stroll into the park? I’ll excuse myself,
there’s no danger of their going away.”</p>
<p>“No, no! I have my reasons for wishing them not to suspect us of being
engaged in any specially important conversation. There are gentry present who
are a little too much interested in us. You are not aware of that perhaps,
prince? It will be a great deal better if they see that we are friendly just in
an ordinary way. They’ll all go in a couple of hours, and then I’ll
ask you to give me twenty minutes—half an hour at most.”</p>
<p>“By all means! I assure you I am delighted—you need not have
entered into all these explanations. As for your remarks about friendship with
me—thanks, very much indeed. You must excuse my being a little absent
this evening. Do you know, I cannot somehow be attentive to anything just
now?”</p>
<p>“I see, I see,” said Evgenie, smiling gently. His mirth seemed very
near the surface this evening.</p>
<p>“What do you see?” said the prince, startled.</p>
<p>“I don’t want you to suspect that I have simply come here to
deceive you and pump information out of you!” said Evgenie, still
smiling, and without making any direct reply to the question.</p>
<p>“Oh, but I haven’t the slightest doubt that you did come to pump
me,” said the prince, laughing himself, at last; “and I dare say
you are quite prepared to deceive me too, so far as that goes. But what of
that? I’m not afraid of you; besides, you’ll hardly believe it, I
feel as though I really didn’t care a scrap one way or the other, just
now!—And—and—and as you are a capital fellow, I am convinced
of that, I dare say we really shall end by being good friends. I like you very
much Evgenie Pavlovitch; I consider you a very good fellow indeed.”</p>
<p>“Well, in any case, you are a most delightful man to have to deal with,
be the business what it may,” concluded Evgenie. “Come along now,
I’ll drink a glass to your health. I’m charmed to have entered into
alliance with you. By-the-by,” he added suddenly, “has this young
Hippolyte come down to stay with you?”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“He’s not going to die at once, I should think, is he?”</p>
<p>“Why?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I don’t know. I’ve been half an hour here with him, and
he—”</p>
<p>Hippolyte had been waiting for the prince all this time, and had never ceased
looking at him and Evgenie Pavlovitch as they conversed in the corner. He
became much excited when they approached the table once more. He was disturbed
in his mind, it seemed; perspiration stood in large drops on his forehead; in
his gleaming eyes it was easy to read impatience and agitation; his gaze
wandered from face to face of those present, and from object to object in the
room, apparently without aim. He had taken a part, and an animated one, in the
noisy conversation of the company; but his animation was clearly the outcome of
fever. His talk was almost incoherent; he would break off in the middle of a
sentence which he had begun with great interest, and forget what he had been
saying. The prince discovered to his dismay that Hippolyte had been allowed to
drink two large glasses of champagne; the one now standing by him being the
third. All this he found out afterwards; at the moment he did not notice
anything, very particularly.</p>
<p>“Do you know I am specially glad that today is your birthday!”
cried Hippolyte.</p>
<p>“Why?”</p>
<p>“You’ll soon see. D’you know I had a feeling that there would
be a lot of people here tonight? It’s not the first time that my
presentiments have been fulfilled. I wish I had known it was your birthday,
I’d have brought you a present—perhaps I have got a present for
you! Who knows? Ha, ha! How long is it now before daylight?”</p>
<p>“Not a couple of hours,” said Ptitsin, looking at his watch.
“What’s the good of daylight now? One can read all night in the
open air without it,” said someone.</p>
<p>“The good of it! Well, I want just to see a ray of the sun,” said
Hippolyte. “Can one drink to the sun’s health, do you think,
prince?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I dare say one can; but you had better be calm and lie down,
Hippolyte—that’s much more important.”</p>
<p>“You are always preaching about resting; you are a regular nurse to me,
prince. As soon as the sun begins to ‘resound’ in the
sky—what poet said that? ‘The sun resounded in the sky.’ It
is beautiful, though there’s no sense in it!—then we will go to
bed. Lebedeff, tell me, is the sun the source of life? What does the source, or
‘spring,’ of life really mean in the Apocalypse? You have heard of
the ‘Star that is called Wormwood,’ prince?”</p>
<p>“I have heard that Lebedeff explains it as the railroads that cover
Europe like a net.”</p>
<p>Everybody laughed, and Lebedeff got up abruptly.</p>
<p>“No! Allow me, that is not what we are discussing!” he cried,
waving his hand to impose silence. “Allow me! With these gentlemen... all
these gentlemen,” he added, suddenly addressing the prince, “on
certain points... that is...” He thumped the table repeatedly, and the
laughter increased. Lebedeff was in his usual evening condition, and had just
ended a long and scientific argument, which had left him excited and irritable.
On such occasions he was apt to evince a supreme contempt for his opponents.</p>
<p>“It is not right! Half an hour ago, prince, it was agreed among us that
no one should interrupt, no one should laugh, that each person was to express
his thoughts freely; and then at the end, when everyone had spoken, objections
might be made, even by the atheists. We chose the general as president. Now
without some such rule and order, anyone might be shouted down, even in the
loftiest and most profound thought....”</p>
<p>“Go on! Go on! Nobody is going to interrupt you!” cried several
voices.</p>
<p>“Speak, but keep to the point!”</p>
<p>“What is this ‘star’?” asked another.</p>
<p>“I have no idea,” replied General Ivolgin, who presided with much
gravity.</p>
<p>“I love these arguments, prince,” said Keller, also more than half
intoxicated, moving restlessly in his chair. “Scientific and
political.” Then, turning suddenly towards Evgenie Pavlovitch, who was
seated near him: “Do you know, I simply adore reading the accounts of the
debates in the English parliament. Not that the discussions themselves interest
me; I am not a politician, you know; but it delights me to see how they address
each other ‘the noble lord who agrees with me,’ ‘my
honourable opponent who astonished Europe with his proposal,’ ‘the
noble viscount sitting opposite’—all these expressions, all this
parliamentarism of a free people, has an enormous attraction for me. It
fascinates me, prince. I have always been an artist in the depths of my soul, I
assure you, Evgenie Pavlovitch.”</p>
<p>“Do you mean to say,” cried Gania, from the other corner, “do
you mean to say that railways are accursed inventions, that they are a source
of ruin to humanity, a poison poured upon the earth to corrupt the springs of
life?”</p>
<p>Gavrila Ardalionovitch was in high spirits that evening, and it seemed to the
prince that his gaiety was mingled with triumph. Of course he was only joking
with Lebedeff, meaning to egg him on, but he grew excited himself at the same
time.</p>
<p>“Not the railways, oh dear, no!” replied Lebedeff, with a mixture
of violent anger and extreme enjoyment. “Considered alone, the railways
will not pollute the springs of life, but as a whole they are accursed. The
whole tendency of our latest centuries, in its scientific and materialistic
aspect, is most probably accursed.”</p>
<p>“Is it certainly accursed?... or do you only mean it might be? That is an
important point,” said Evgenie Pavlovitch.</p>
<p>“It is accursed, certainly accursed!” replied the clerk,
vehemently.</p>
<p>“Don’t go so fast, Lebedeff; you are much milder in the
morning,” said Ptitsin, smiling.</p>
<p>“But, on the other hand, more frank in the evening! In the evening
sincere and frank,” repeated Lebedeff, earnestly. “More candid,
more exact, more honest, more honourable, and... although I may show you my
weak side, I challenge you all; you atheists, for instance! How are you going
to save the world? How find a straight road of progress, you men of science, of
industry, of cooperation, of trades unions, and all the rest? How are you going
to save it, I say? By what? By credit? What is credit? To what will credit lead
you?”</p>
<p>“You are too inquisitive,” remarked Evgenie Pavlovitch.</p>
<p>“Well, anyone who does not interest himself in questions such as this is,
in my opinion, a mere fashionable dummy.”</p>
<p>“But it will lead at least to solidarity, and balance of
interests,” said Ptitsin.</p>
<p>“You will reach that with nothing to help you but credit? Without
recourse to any moral principle, having for your foundation only individual
selfishness, and the satisfaction of material desires? Universal peace, and the
happiness of mankind as a whole, being the result! Is it really so that I may
understand you, sir?”</p>
<p>“But the universal necessity of living, of drinking, of eating—in
short, the whole scientific conviction that this necessity can only be
satisfied by universal co-operation and the solidarity of interests—is,
it seems to me, a strong enough idea to serve as a basis, so to speak, and a
‘spring of life,’ for humanity in future centuries,” said
Gavrila Ardalionovitch, now thoroughly roused.</p>
<p>“The necessity of eating and drinking, that is to say, solely the
instinct of self-preservation...”</p>
<p>“Is not that enough? The instinct of self-preservation is the normal law
of humanity...”</p>
<p>“Who told you that?” broke in Evgenie Pavlovitch.</p>
<p>“It is a law, doubtless, but a law neither more nor less normal than that
of destruction, even self-destruction. Is it possible that the whole normal law
of humanity is contained in this sentiment of self-preservation?”</p>
<p>“Ah!” cried Hippolyte, turning towards Evgenie Pavlovitch, and
looking at him with a queer sort of curiosity.</p>
<p>Then seeing that Radomski was laughing, he began to laugh himself, nudged
Colia, who was sitting beside him, with his elbow, and again asked what time it
was. He even pulled Colia’s silver watch out of his hand, and looked at
it eagerly. Then, as if he had forgotten everything, he stretched himself out
on the sofa, put his hands behind his head, and looked up at the sky. After a
minute or two he got up and came back to the table to listen to
Lebedeff’s outpourings, as the latter passionately commentated on Evgenie
Pavlovitch’s paradox.</p>
<p>“That is an artful and traitorous idea. A smart notion,”
vociferated the clerk, “thrown out as an apple of discord. But it is
just. You are a scoffer, a man of the world, a cavalry officer, and, though not
without brains, you do not realize how profound is your thought, nor how true.
Yes, the laws of self-preservation and of self-destruction are equally powerful
in this world. The devil will hold his empire over humanity until a limit of
time which is still unknown. You laugh? You do not believe in the devil?
Scepticism as to the devil is a French idea, and it is also a frivolous idea.
Do you know who the devil is? Do you know his name? Although you don’t
know his name you make a mockery of his form, following the example of
Voltaire. You sneer at his hoofs, at his tail, at his horns—all of them
the produce of your imagination! In reality the devil is a great and terrible
spirit, with neither hoofs, nor tail, nor horns; it is you who have endowed him
with these attributes! But... he is not the question just now!”</p>
<p>“How do you know he is not the question now?” cried Hippolyte,
laughing hysterically.</p>
<p>“Another excellent idea, and worth considering!” replied Lebedeff.
“But, again, that is not the question. The question at this moment is
whether we have not weakened ‘the springs of life’ by the
extension...”</p>
<p>“Of railways?” put in Colia eagerly.</p>
<p>“Not railways, properly speaking, presumptuous youth, but the general
tendency of which railways may be considered as the outward expression and
symbol. We hurry and push and hustle, for the good of humanity! ‘The
world is becoming too noisy, too commercial!’ groans some solitary
thinker. ‘Undoubtedly it is, but the noise of waggons bearing bread to
starving humanity is of more value than tranquillity of soul,’ replies
another triumphantly, and passes on with an air of pride. As for me, I
don’t believe in these waggons bringing bread to humanity. For, founded
on no moral principle, these may well, even in the act of carrying bread to
humanity, coldly exclude a considerable portion of humanity from enjoying it;
that has been seen more than once.”</p>
<p>“What, these waggons may coldly exclude?” repeated someone.</p>
<p>“That has been seen already,” continued Lebedeff, not deigning to
notice the interruption. “Malthus was a friend of humanity, but, with
ill-founded moral principles, the friend of humanity is the devourer of
humanity, without mentioning his pride; for, touch the vanity of one of these
numberless philanthropists, and to avenge his self-esteem, he will be ready at
once to set fire to the whole globe; and to tell the truth, we are all more or
less like that. I, perhaps, might be the first to set a light to the fuel, and
then run away. But, again, I must repeat, that is not the question.”</p>
<p>“What is it then, for goodness’ sake?”</p>
<p>“He is boring us!”</p>
<p>“The question is connected with the following anecdote of past times; for
I am obliged to relate a story. In our times, and in our country, which I hope
you love as much as I do, for as far as I am concerned, I am ready to shed the
last drop of my blood...</p>
<p>“Go on! Go on!”</p>
<p>“In our dear country, as indeed in the whole of Europe, a famine visits
humanity about four times a century, as far as I can remember; once in every
twenty-five years. I won’t swear to this being the exact figure, but
anyhow they have become comparatively rare.”</p>
<p>“Comparatively to what?”</p>
<p>“To the twelfth century, and those immediately preceding and following
it. We are told by historians that widespread famines occurred in those days
every two or three years, and such was the condition of things that men
actually had recourse to cannibalism, in secret, of course. One of these
cannibals, who had reached a good age, declared of his own free will that
during the course of his long and miserable life he had personally killed and
eaten, in the most profound secrecy, sixty monks, not to mention several
children; the number of the latter he thought was about six, an insignificant
total when compared with the enormous mass of ecclesiastics consumed by him. As
to adults, laymen that is to say, he had never touched them.”</p>
<p>The president joined in the general outcry.</p>
<p>“That’s impossible!” said he in an aggrieved tone. “I
am often discussing subjects of this nature with him, gentlemen, but for the
most part he talks nonsense enough to make one deaf: this story has no pretence
of being true.”</p>
<p>“General, remember the siege of Kars! And you, gentlemen, I assure you my
anecdote is the naked truth. I may remark that reality, although it is governed
by invariable law, has at times a resemblance to falsehood. In fact, the truer
a thing is the less true it sounds.”</p>
<p>“But could anyone possibly eat sixty monks?” objected the scoffing
listeners.</p>
<p>“It is quite clear that he did not eat them all at once, but in a space
of fifteen or twenty years: from that point of view the thing is comprehensible
and natural...”</p>
<p>“Natural?”</p>
<p>“And natural,” repeated Lebedeff with pedantic obstinacy.
“Besides, a Catholic monk is by nature excessively curious; it would be
quite easy therefore to entice him into a wood, or some secret place, on false
pretences, and there to deal with him as said. But I do not dispute in the
least that the number of persons consumed appears to denote a spice of
greediness.”</p>
<p>“It is perhaps true, gentlemen,” said the prince, quietly. He had
been listening in silence up to that moment without taking part in the
conversation, but laughing heartily with the others from time to time.
Evidently he was delighted to see that everybody was amused, that everybody was
talking at once, and even that everybody was drinking. It seemed as if he were
not intending to speak at all, when suddenly he intervened in such a serious
voice that everyone looked at him with interest.</p>
<p>“It is true that there were frequent famines at that time, gentlemen. I
have often heard of them, though I do not know much history. But it seems to me
that it must have been so. When I was in Switzerland I used to look with
astonishment at the many ruins of feudal castles perched on the top of steep
and rocky heights, half a mile at least above sea-level, so that to reach them
one had to climb many miles of stony tracks. A castle, as you know, is, a kind
of mountain of stones—a dreadful, almost an impossible, labour! Doubtless
the builders were all poor men, vassals, and had to pay heavy taxes, and to
keep up the priesthood. How, then, could they provide for themselves, and when
had they time to plough and sow their fields? The greater number must,
literally, have died of starvation. I have sometimes asked myself how it was
that these communities were not utterly swept off the face of the earth, and
how they could possibly survive. Lebedeff is not mistaken, in my opinion, when
he says that there were cannibals in those days, perhaps in considerable
numbers; but I do not understand why he should have dragged in the monks, nor
what he means by that.”</p>
<p>“It is undoubtedly because, in the twelfth century, monks were the only
people one could eat; they were the fat, among many lean,” said Gavrila
Ardalionovitch.</p>
<p>“A brilliant idea, and most true!” cried Lebedeff, “for he
never even touched the laity. Sixty monks, and not a single layman! It is a
terrible idea, but it is historic, it is statistic; it is indeed one of those
facts which enables an intelligent historian to reconstruct the physiognomy of
a special epoch, for it brings out this further point with mathematical
accuracy, that the clergy were in those days sixty times richer and more
flourishing than the rest of humanity and perhaps sixty times fatter
also...”</p>
<p>“You are exaggerating, you are exaggerating, Lebedeff!” cried his
hearers, amid laughter.</p>
<p>“I admit that it is an historic thought, but what is your
conclusion?” asked the prince.</p>
<p>He spoke so seriously in addressing Lebedeff, that his tone contrasted quite
comically with that of the others. They were very nearly laughing at him, too,
but he did not notice it.</p>
<p>“Don’t you see he is a lunatic, prince?” whispered Evgenie
Pavlovitch in his ear. “Someone told me just now that he is a bit touched
on the subject of lawyers, that he has a mania for making speeches and intends
to pass the examinations. I am expecting a splendid burlesque now.”</p>
<p>“My conclusion is vast,” replied Lebedeff, in a voice like thunder.
“Let us examine first the psychological and legal position of the
criminal. We see that in spite of the difficulty of finding other food, the
accused, or, as we may say, my client, has often during his peculiar life
exhibited signs of repentance, and of wishing to give up this clerical diet.
Incontrovertible facts prove this assertion. He has eaten five or six children,
a relatively insignificant number, no doubt, but remarkable enough from another
point of view. It is manifest that, pricked by remorse—for my client is
religious, in his way, and has a conscience, as I shall prove later—and
desiring to extenuate his sin as far as possible, he has tried six times at
least to substitute lay nourishment for clerical. That this was merely an
experiment we can hardly doubt: for if it had been only a question of
gastronomic variety, six would have been too few; why only six? Why not thirty?
But if we regard it as an experiment, inspired by the fear of committing new
sacrilege, then this number six becomes intelligible. Six attempts to calm his
remorse, and the pricking of his conscience, would amply suffice, for these
attempts could scarcely have been happy ones. In my humble opinion, a child is
too small; I should say, not sufficient; which would result in four or five
times more lay children than monks being required in a given time. The sin,
lessened on the one hand, would therefore be increased on the other, in
quantity, not in quality. Please understand, gentlemen, that in reasoning thus,
I am taking the point of view which might have been taken by a criminal of the
middle ages. As for myself, a man of the late nineteenth century, I, of course,
should reason differently; I say so plainly, and therefore you need not jeer at
me nor mock me, gentlemen. As for you, general, it is still more unbecoming on
your part. In the second place, and giving my own personal opinion, a
child’s flesh is not a satisfying diet; it is too insipid, too sweet; and
the criminal, in making these experiments, could have satisfied neither his
conscience nor his appetite. I am about to conclude, gentlemen; and my
conclusion contains a reply to one of the most important questions of that day
and of our own! This criminal ended at last by denouncing himself to the
clergy, and giving himself up to justice. We cannot but ask, remembering the
penal system of that day, and the tortures that awaited him—the wheel,
the stake, the fire!—we cannot but ask, I repeat, what induced him to
accuse himself of this crime? Why did he not simply stop short at the number
sixty, and keep his secret until his last breath? Why could he not simply leave
the monks alone, and go into the desert to repent? Or why not become a monk
himself? That is where the puzzle comes in! There must have been something
stronger than the stake or the fire, or even than the habits of twenty years!
There must have been an idea more powerful than all the calamities and sorrows
of this world, famine or torture, leprosy or plague—an idea which entered
into the heart, directed and enlarged the springs of life, and made even that
hell supportable to humanity! Show me a force, a power like that, in this our
century of vices and railways! I might say, perhaps, in our century of
steamboats and railways, but I repeat in our century of vices and railways,
because I am drunk but truthful! Show me a single idea which unites men
nowadays with half the strength that it had in those centuries, and dare to
maintain that the ‘springs of life’ have not been polluted and
weakened beneath this ‘star,’ beneath this network in which men are
entangled! Don’t talk to me about your prosperity, your riches, the
rarity of famine, the rapidity of the means of transport! There is more of
riches, but less of force. The idea uniting heart and soul to heart and soul
exists no more. All is loose, soft, limp—we are all of us limp....
Enough, gentlemen! I have done. That is not the question. No, the question is
now, excellency, I believe, to sit down to the banquet you are about to provide
for us!”</p>
<p>Lebedeff had roused great indignation in some of his auditors (it should be
remarked that the bottles were constantly uncorked during his speech); but this
unexpected conclusion calmed even the most turbulent spirits.
“That’s how a clever barrister makes a good point!” said he,
when speaking of his peroration later on. The visitors began to laugh and
chatter once again; the committee left their seats, and stretched their legs on
the terrace. Keller alone was still disgusted with Lebedeff and his speech; he
turned from one to another, saying in a loud voice:</p>
<p>“He attacks education, he boasts of the fanaticism of the twelfth
century, he makes absurd grimaces, and added to that he is by no means the
innocent he makes himself out to be. How did he get the money to buy this
house, allow me to ask?”</p>
<p>In another corner was the general, holding forth to a group of hearers, among
them Ptitsin, whom he had buttonholed. “I have known,” said he,
“a real interpreter of the Apocalypse, the late Gregory Semeonovitch
Burmistroff, and he—he pierced the heart like a fiery flash! He began by
putting on his spectacles, then he opened a large black book; his white beard,
and his two medals on his breast, recalling acts of charity, all added to his
impressiveness. He began in a stern voice, and before him generals, hard men of
the world, bowed down, and ladies fell to the ground fainting. But this one
here—he ends by announcing a banquet! That is not the real thing!”</p>
<p>Ptitsin listened and smiled, then turned as if to get his hat; but if he had
intended to leave, he changed his mind. Before the others had risen from the
table, Gania had suddenly left off drinking, and pushed away his glass, a dark
shadow seemed to come over his face. When they all rose, he went and sat down
by Rogojin. It might have been believed that quite friendly relations existed
between them. Rogojin, who had also seemed on the point of going away now sat
motionless, his head bent, seeming to have forgotten his intention. He had
drunk no wine, and appeared absorbed in reflection. From time to time he raised
his eyes, and examined everyone present; one might have imagined that he was
expecting something very important to himself, and that he had decided to wait
for it. The prince had taken two or three glasses of champagne, and seemed
cheerful. As he rose he noticed Evgenie Pavlovitch, and, remembering the
appointment he had made with him, smiled pleasantly. Evgenie Pavlovitch made a
sign with his head towards Hippolyte, whom he was attentively watching. The
invalid was fast asleep, stretched out on the sofa.</p>
<p>“Tell me, prince, why on earth did this boy intrude himself upon
you?” he asked, with such annoyance and irritation in his voice that the
prince was quite surprised. “I wouldn’t mind laying odds that he is
up to some mischief.”</p>
<p>“I have observed,” said the prince, “that he seems to be an
object of very singular interest to you, Evgenie Pavlovitch. Why is it?”</p>
<p>“You may add that I have surely enough to think of, on my own account,
without him; and therefore it is all the more surprising that I cannot tear my
eyes and thoughts away from his detestable physiognomy.”</p>
<p>“Oh, come! He has a handsome face.”</p>
<p>“Why, look at him—look at him now!”</p>
<p>The prince glanced again at Evgenie Pavlovitch with considerable surprise.</p>
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