<h2><SPAN name="XXX" id="XXX"></SPAN>XXX</h2>
<h3>UNCLE AND NEPHEW</h3>
<p>"So, uncle, you have decided to live at Neuilly?"</p>
<p>"Oh, it's quite settled. Your aunt finds the place charming, and
besides, it would be so pleasant to have a garden. Also, the land is
sure to grow more valuable in this neighbourhood and the purchase of a
house here would be a good speculation!"</p>
<p>The stout man, as he uttered the word "speculation," beamed. The mere
sight of him suggested the small tradesman grown rich by dint of long
and arduous years of toil, retired from business and prone to fancy he
was a man of genius.</p>
<p>Compared with him the young man he styled nephew, slim, elaborately
elegant, his little moustache carefully curled, gave the impression of
coming out of a draper's shop and wanting to be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</SPAN></span> taken for a swell.
Evidently the nephew courted the uncle and flattered him.</p>
<p>"You are right, land speculations are very sure and very profitable. So
you wrote to the caretaker of the house to let you view it?"</p>
<p>"I did, and he answered, 'Come to-day or to-morrow. I shall be at your
orders.' That is why I sent you word to go with me, for since you are
the sole heir of my fortune——"</p>
<p>"Oh, uncle, you may be sure——"</p>
<p>The Madeleine tramway where the two men were talking aloud, heeding
little the amused notice of the other passengers, pulled up a moment in
the Place de l'Eglise at Neuilly.</p>
<p>"Let us get down. Boulevard Inkermann begins here."</p>
<p>With the pantings and gaspings of a man whose stoutness made all
physical exercise irksome, the uncle lowered himself off the footboard
of the tram. The young man sprang to his side. After five minutes' walk
the two men were in front of Lady Beltham's house, the identical house
to which Juve and Fandor had previously come before to make exhaustive
inquiries.</p>
<p>"You see, my boy," declared the stout party, "it is not at all a bad
looking house. Evidently it has not been lived in for a long time, its
state of outside dilapidation shows how neglected it<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</SPAN></span> has been, but it
is possible that inside there may not be many repairs to be made."</p>
<p>"In any case, the garden is very fine."</p>
<p>"Yes, the grounds are large enough. And then what I like is its
wonderful seclusion: the wall surrounding it on all sides is very high,
and the entrance gate would be hard for robbers to tackle."</p>
<p>"Shall I ring?"</p>
<p>"Yes, ring."</p>
<p>The young man pressed the button, a peal rang out in the distance:
presently the porter appeared. He was a big fellow with long whiskers
and a distinguished air, the perfect type of the high-class servant.</p>
<p>"You gentlemen have come to see the house?"</p>
<p>"Exactly. I am M. Durant. It is I who wrote to you."</p>
<p>"To be sure, sir, I remember."</p>
<p>The porter showed the two visitors into the garden, and forthwith the
stout man drew his nephew along the paths. The sense of proprietorship
came over him at once; he spared his relative none of the points of the
property.</p>
<p>"You see, Emile, it isn't big, but still it is amply sufficient. No
trees before the house, which allows a view of the Boulevard from all
the windows. The servants' quarters being in the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</SPAN></span> far part of the garden
can in no way annoy the people in the house: Notice, too, that the trees
are quite young and their foliage thin. I don't care for too luxuriant
gardens which are apt to block the view."</p>
<p>"That's right, Uncle."</p>
<p>The porter, who was following the two, broke in upon the ecstasy of the
prospective owner.</p>
<p>"Would you gentlemen like to see the house?"</p>
<p>"Why, certainly, certainly."</p>
<p>The stout man, however, before entering, was bent on going round it. He
noticed the smallest details, growing more and more enthusiastic.</p>
<p>"Look, Emile, it is very well built. The ground floor is sufficiently
raised so as not to be too damp. This big terrace, on which the three
French windows open, must be very cheerful in summer. Oh, there are
drain pipes at the four corners! And we mustn't fail to see the cellars.
I'm sure they are very fine. Bend down over the air-holes; what do you
think of the gratings that close them? And, now, shall we go in?"</p>
<p>The porter led them to the main entrance door.</p>
<p>"Here is the vestibule, gentlemen, to the left, the servants' hall and
kitchen; to the right, the dining-room; facing you a small drawing-room,
then the large drawing-room, and, lastly, the double staircase leading
to the first floor."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The stout man dropped into a chair.</p>
<p>"And to whom does this place belong?"</p>
<p>"Lady Beltham, sir."</p>
<p>"She does not live here?"</p>
<p>"Not now. At this moment she is travelling."</p>
<p>In the wake of the porter, uncle and nephew went through the rooms on
the ground floor. As happens in all untenanted houses, the damp had
wrought terrible havoc. The flooring, worm-eaten, creaked under their
feet, the carpets had large damp spots on them, the paper hung loose on
the walls, while the furniture was covered with a thick coat of dust.</p>
<p>"Don't pay any attention to the furniture, Emile, it matters little;
what we must first look at is the arrangement of the rooms. Why, there
are iron shutters—I like that."</p>
<p>"To be sure, Uncle, they are very practical."</p>
<p>"Yes, yes; to begin with, when those shutters are closed it would be
impossible from the outside to see anything in the rooms. Not even the
least light."</p>
<p>The porter proceeded to show them the first floor of the house.</p>
<p>"There is only one staircase?" asked the stout man.</p>
<p>"Yes, only one."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"And what is the cause of the unusual dampness? We are far from the
Seine; the garden is not very leafy."</p>
<p>"There is a leaky cistern in the cellars, sir. Here is the largest
bedroom. It was my Lady's."</p>
<p>"Yes, one sees it has been the last room to be lived in."</p>
<p>At this harmless remark the porter seemed very upset.</p>
<p>"What makes you think that, sir?"</p>
<p>"Why, the chairs are pushed about as though recently used. There is much
less dust on the furniture. And—there's a print—look at the desk,
there is a trace of dust on the diary. The blotting paper has been moved
lately, some one has been writing there—why, what's wrong with you?"</p>
<p>As he listened to the stout man's remarks the porter grew strangely
pale.</p>
<p>"Oh," he stammered, "it's nothing, nothing at all."</p>
<p>"One would say you were afraid."</p>
<p>"Afraid? No, sir. I am not afraid—only——"</p>
<p>"Only what?"</p>
<p>"Well, gentlemen, it is best not to stay here—Lady Beltham is selling
the house because it is—haunted!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Neither of the visitors seemed impressed by the statement of their
guide. The elder laughed a jolly laugh.</p>
<p>"Are there ghosts?"</p>
<p>"Why, sir, 'spirits' come here."</p>
<p>"Have you seen them?"</p>
<p>"Oh! certainly not, sir. When they are there, I shut myself up in the
lodge, I can assure you——"</p>
<p>"When do they appear?"</p>
<p>"They come almost always on Tuesday nights."</p>
<p>And warming to his subject the porter gave details. He got the
impression first on one occasion when her Ladyship was absent. She had
left some days before for Italy. It was Sunday, and then during Tuesday
night while walking in the garden he heard movements inside the house.</p>
<p>"I went to fetch my keys and when I came back I found nobody! I thought
at first it was burglars, but I saw nothing had been taken away. Yet, I
was not mistaken, furniture had been moved. There were bread crumbs on
the floor."</p>
<p>The young man roared with laughter.</p>
<p>"Bread crumbs! Then your spirits come and sup here?"</p>
<p>The uncle, equally amused, asked:</p>
<p>"And what did Lady Beltham think when you told her that?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Lady Beltham laughed at me. But, sir, I had my own ideas. I watched in
the garden daily and I heard the same sounds and always on Tuesday
nights. At last I laid a trap; I put a chalk mark round the chairs in
Lady Beltham's room, she being still away. Well, sir, when I came to the
house again on Thursday the chairs had been moved. I told Lady Beltham,
and this time she seemed very much frightened. It is since then she made
up her mind to sell the house."</p>
<p>"For all that, what makes you say they are spirits?"</p>
<p>"What else could it be, sir. I also heard the sounds of chains jangling.
One night I even heard a strange and terrible hiss."</p>
<p>"Well!" cried the stout man, beginning to go down the staircase, "since
the house is haunted I shall have to pay less for it; eh, Emile?"</p>
<p>"You will buy, sir, in spite of that?"</p>
<p>"To be sure. Your phantoms alarm me less than the damp."</p>
<p>"Oh, the damp? That can be easily remedied. You will see that we have a
central heating stove installed."</p>
<p>The porter led his visitors down a narrow stair to the cellars.</p>
<p>"Take care, gentlemen, the stairs are slippery."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Then he observed: "You don't need a candle, the gratings are big enough
to give plenty of light."</p>
<p>"What is that?" asked the young man, pointing to a huge iron cylinder
embedded in the earth and rising some four-and-a-half feet above the
floor.</p>
<p>"The cistern of which I spoke, as you can see for yourselves, it is all
but full."</p>
<p>The porter hurried them on.</p>
<p>"That is the heating stove. There are conductors throughout the house.
When it is in full blast the house is even too warm."</p>
<p>"But your grate stove is in pieces!" objected the stout man, pointing
with his stick to iron plates torn out of one side of the central
furnace.</p>
<p>"Oh, sir, that happened at the time of the floods. But it won't cost
much to put it right. If you gentlemen will examine the inside of the
apparatus you will see that the pipes are in perfect order."</p>
<p>The uncle followed the porter's suggestion.</p>
<p>"Your pipes are as big as chimneys; a man could pass through them."</p>
<p>The inspection ended, uncle and nephew bestowed a liberal tip on their
guide. They would think it over and write or come again soon.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The two relatives retraced their steps to Boulevard Inkermann.</p>
<p>"Fandor?"</p>
<p>"Juve?"</p>
<p>"We have got them!"</p>
<p>Uncle and nephew—that is to say, Juve and Fandor—could talk quite
freely now.</p>
<p>"Juve, are you certain that we have got them?"</p>
<p>Juve pushed his friend into a wine-shop and ordered drinks. He then drew
from his pocket a piece of paper, quite blank.</p>
<p>"What is that?"</p>
<p>"A bit of paper I picked up on Lady Beltham's desk while the porter's
back was turned. It will serve for a little experiment. If it is not
long since a hand rested on it, we shall find the print."</p>
<p>"On this blank paper?"</p>
<p>"Yes, Fandor. Look!"</p>
<p>Juve drew a pencil from his pocket and scratched off a fine dust of
graphite which he shook over the paper. Gradually the outline of a hand
appeared, faint, but quite visible.</p>
<p>"That is how," resumed Juve, "with this very simple process, you can
decipher the finger prints of persons who have written or rested their
hands on anything—paper, glass, even wood. According to the clearness
of this outline which is thrown up by the coagulation of the
plumbago—thanks<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</SPAN></span> to the ordinary moisture of the hand—which was laid
on the paper, I can assure you that some one wrote on Lady Beltham's
desk about ten days ago."</p>
<p>"It is wonderful," said Fandor. "Here, then, is proof positive that her
Ladyship visits her house from time to time."</p>
<p>"Correct—or at least that some one goes there, for that is a man's
hand."</p>
<p>"Well, what are you going to do now, Juve?"</p>
<p>"Now? I'm off to the Prefecture to get rid of my false embonpoint, which
bothers me no end. I have never been so glad that I am not naturally
stout."</p>
<p>Fandor laughed.</p>
<p>"And I own to you that I shan't be sorry to get rid of my false
moustache. All the while I was inspecting that cursed house, this
moustache kept tickling my nose and making me want to sneeze."</p>
<p>"You should have done so."</p>
<p>"But suppose my moustache had come off?"</p>
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