<h2 id="c12">CHAPTER XII <br/><span class="small">HUMAN FREIGHT ON THE DUMMY</span></h2>
<p>Tavia almost fell over Ned. Dorothy grasped
the door. The maid ruffled up her nice white
apron!</p>
<p>They all scrambled into the living room and
there was more, for with them, in fact, in Ned’s
strong arms, was a child, a boy with blazing cheeks
and defiant eyes.</p>
<p>“Look, mother! He came up on the dumb
waiter!” said Ned, as soon as he could speak.</p>
<p>“Yes, and I nearly killed him,” blurted Tavia.
“I thought the place was haunted!”</p>
<p>“On the dumb waiter?” repeated Dorothy.</p>
<p>The maid nodded her head decidedly.</p>
<p>“Why!” ejaculated Mrs. White, sitting up very
straight.</p>
<p>“I didn’t mean anything,” said the boy, reflecting
good breeding in choice of language, if
not in manner of transportation. “I was just coming
up to fly kites.”</p>
<p>“But on the dummy!” queried Ned.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_109">[109]</div>
<p>“Well, we wouldn’t dare come up any other way.
This apartment was not rented before and we had
to sneak in on the janitor. This is the best lobby
for kites,” and his eyes danced at the thought.</p>
<p>“But where’s the kite?” questioned Ned.</p>
<p>“Talent’s got it.”</p>
<p>“Talent?” repeated Dorothy.</p>
<p>“Yes, he’s the other fellow—the smartest fellow
around. His real name—” he paused to
laugh.</p>
<p>“Is what?” begged Tavia, coming over to the
little fellow, with no hidden show of admiration.</p>
<p>“It’s too silly, but he didn’t choose it,” apologized
the boy. “It’s C-l-a-u-d!”</p>
<p>“That’s a pretty name,” interposed Mrs.
White, feeling obliged to say something agreeable.</p>
<p>“But he can’t bear it,” declared the boy. “My
name is worse. Mother brought it from Rome.”</p>
<p>“Catacombs?” suggested Tavia, foolishly.</p>
<p>“No,” the lad lowered his voice in disgust.
“But it’s Raphael.”</p>
<p>“That was the name of a great painter,” said
Mrs. White, again feeling how difficult it was to
talk to a small and enterprising New York boy.</p>
<p>“Maybe,” admitted the little one, “but I have
Raffle from the boys, and that’s all right. Means
going off all the time.”</p>
<p>Everyone laughed. Raffle looked uneasily at
the door.</p>
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<p>“But where’s that kite?” questioned Ned.</p>
<p>“Talent was waiting until I got up. Then I was
to pull him up. He has the kites.”</p>
<p>“As long as I didn’t kill you, Raffle,” said
Tavia, “I guess we won’t have to have you arrested
for false entering.”</p>
<p>“Dorothy caught the rope just in time,” Ned
explained, in answer to his mother’s look of inquiry.
“Tavia was so scared she was going to let
it drop.”</p>
<p>“We had ordered things,” Tavia explained
further, “and thought they were coming up. I
was just crazy to have something to do with all
the machines in the place, so went to get the
things. Imagine me seeing something squirm in
the dark!”</p>
<p>“But you weren’t afraid,” said Raffle to Dorothy.
“You just hauled me out.”</p>
<p>“Your coat got torn,” Dorothy remarked to
divert attention. “What will your mother say?”</p>
<p>“She will never see it,” declared the little fellow.
“She goes to rehearsal all day and sings all
night. Tillie—she’s the girl—she likes me. She
won’t mind mending it,” and he bunched together
in his small hand the hole in the short coat.</p>
<p>“I’ll tell you,” interposed Ned, “they say dark
haired people fetch good luck, and you are our
first caller. Suppose we get Talent, and bring
him up properly, kites and all. Then perhaps,
when I get something to eat, you may show me
how to fly a kite over the Hudson.”</p>
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<p>“Bully!” exclaimed Raffle. “I’ll get him right
away. If John—the janitor—catches him waiting
with the kites—”</p>
<p>But he was gone with the rest of the sentence.</p>
<p>Ned slapped his knees in glee. Tavia stretched
out full length, shoes and all, on the rose-colored
divan, Dorothy shook with merry laughter, but
Martha, the maid with the ruffled-up apron,
turned to the kitchenette to hide her emotion.</p>
<p>“New York is certainly a busy place,” said
Ned, finally. “We may get a wireless from home
on the clothes line. Tavia, I warn you not to
hang handkerchiefs on the roof. It’s tabooed,
for—country girls.”</p>
<p>Tavia groaned in disagreement. The fact was
she had made her way to the roof before she had
explored her own and Dorothy’s rooms, and even
Ned did not relish the idea of her sight-seeing
from that dangerous height. But New York was
actually fascinating Tavia. She would likely be
looking for “bulls and bears” on Wall Street
next, thought Ned.</p>
<p>“Aunty, we are going to have the nicest lunch,”
interrupted Dorothy. “We all helped Martha; it
was hard to find things, and get the right dishes,
you know. I guess the last folks who had this
apartment must have had a Chinese cook, for
everything is put away backwards.”</p>
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<p>“Yes, the pans were on the top shelves and the
cups on the bottom,” Tavia agreed. “I took to
the pans—I love to climb on those queer ladders
that roll along!”</p>
<p>“Like silvery moonlight,” Ned helped out,
“only the clouds won’t develop.”</p>
<p>“Wouldn’t I give a lot to have had all the
boys share this fun,” said Dorothy. Then, realizing
the looks that followed the word “boys,” she
blushed peach-blow.</p>
<p>A Japanese gong sounded gently in the place
called hall.</p>
<p>“There’s the lunch bell,” declared Dorothy.
“And isn’t that little Aeolian harp on the sitting
room door too sweet!”</p>
<p>“The sitting room is a private room in an
apartment,” explained Ned, mischievously, “and
it’s a great idea to have an alarm clock on the
door.”</p>
<p>“There comes the boy with the kite,” Tavia
exclaimed. “I don’t believe I care for lunch.”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes you do, my dear,” objected Mrs.
White. “There are two boys and we will have
to trust them on the balcony with their kites. The
rail is quite high, and they look rather well able
to take care of themselves.”</p>
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<p>Tavia looked longingly at the boys, who now
were making their way to what Dorothy had
termed the Dove Cote. Ned insisted upon postponing
his lunch until they got their strings both untied
and tied again—first from the stick then to the
rail. Martha said things would be cold, but Ned
was obdurate.</p>
<p>At last Mrs. White and her guests were seated
at the polished table in the green and white
room. She glanced about approvingly, while
Martha brought in the dishes.</p>
<p>“I made the pudding,” Dorothy confessed. “I
remember our old housekeeper used to make that
Brown Betty out of stale cake, and as Martha
could get no other kind of cake handy I thought
it would do.”</p>
<p>“A cross between pudding, cake and pie,” remarked
Tavia, “but mostly sweet gravy. It smells
good, however. And I—cleaned the lettuce. If
you get any little black bugs—lizards or snails—”</p>
<p>“Oh, Tavia, don’t!” protested Dorothy, who at
that moment was in the act of putting a lettuce
leaf between her lips.</p>
<p>“But I was only going to say that these reptiles
had been properly bathed and are perfectly wholesome.
In fact they have been sterilized,” Tavia
said, calmly.</p>
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<p>“At any rate,” put in Mrs. White, “you all
have succeeded in getting a very nice luncheon together.
I had no idea you and Dorothy could be
so useful. We might have gotten along with one
more maid to help Martha. Then we would have
had more house room.”</p>
<p>“I should think you could get the janitor to do
odd jobs,” suggested Tavia, over a mouthful of
broiled steak.</p>
<p>“Janitor!” exclaimed Mrs. White. “My dear,
you do not know New York janitors! They are
a set of aristocrats all by themselves. We will
have to look out that we please the janitor, or we
may go without service a day or two just for
punishment.”</p>
<p>“Then I will have to be awfully nice to ours,”
went on Tavia, in the way she had of always
inviting trouble of one kind if not exactly the kind
under discussion. “I saw him. He has the
loveliest red cheeks. Looks like a Baldwin apple
left over from last year.”</p>
<p>A rush through the apartment revealed Ned
and the two kite boys.</p>
<p>“Anything left?” asked Ned. “These two
youngsters have to wait until two o’clock for a
bite to eat, and I thought—”</p>
<p>“Of course,” interrupted his mother, pleasantly,
as she touched the bell for Martha. “We
will set plates for them at once. Glad to have
our neighbors so friendly.”</p>
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<p>The little fellows did not look one bit abashed—another
sign of New York, Dorothy noted
mentally. Talent, or Tal, as they called him, managed
to get on the same chair with Raffle, as they
waited for the extra places to be made at the
table.</p>
<p>Tavia gazed at them with eyes that showed no
wonder. She expected so many things of New
York that each surprise seemed to have its own
niche in her delighted sentiments.</p>
<p>“You see,” said Raffle, “Tillie goes out for
a walk about noon time, then mother gets in sometimes
at two, and sometimes later. A feller always
has to wait for someone.”</p>
<p>“Does Tillie take—a baby out?” ventured
Dorothy.</p>
<p>“Baby!” repeated the boy. “I’m the baby.
She never takes me out,” at which assertion the
two boys laughed merrily.</p>
<p>“She just takes a complexion walk,” Ned
helped out.</p>
<p>Martha did not smile very sweetly when told
to make two more places at the table, but she did
not frown either. In a short time Ned, Raffle and
Talent, with Tavia for company, and Dorothy
assisting Martha, were left by Mrs. White to their
own pleasure, while she excused herself and went
off to write some notes. She remembered even
then what Ned had said about boys liking to have
things to themselves, and was not sorry of the
excuse.</p>
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<p>But Tavia held to her chair. She knew the
strangers would say something interesting, and her
“bump” of curiosity was not yet reduced.</p>
<p>“My big brother goes to the university,” Raffle
said. “But he eats at the Grill. He never has
to wait.”</p>
<p>“Your brother?” repeated Tavia, as if that was
the very remark she had been waiting for.</p>
<p>“Now Tavia,” cautioned Ned.</p>
<p>“Now Ned,” said Tavia, in a tone of defiance.</p>
<p>“I only wanted to say,” continued Ned, “that
this big brother is probably studying law, and he
may know a lot about—well, the number of persons
in whom one person may be legitimately interested.”</p>
<p>The small boys were too much absorbed in their
meal to pay attention to such a technical discussion.
Tavia only turned her eyes up, then rolled them
down quickly, in a sort of scorn, for answer to
Ned.</p>
<p>“Now for your pudding,” announced Dorothy,
who came from the kitchenette with three large
dishes of the Brown Betty on a small tray.</p>
<p>“Um-m-m!” breathed the boys, drawing deep
breaths so as to fully inhale the delicious aroma.</p>
<p>“What’s that?” asked Ned, as the outside door
bell rang vigorously.</p>
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<p>In reply Martha announced that the janitor
wanted to know if anyone had tied a kite to the
lobby rail.</p>
<p>“The janitor!” exclaimed both small boys in
one breath. Then, without further warning, they
simultaneously ducked under the table.</p>
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