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<h2> CHAPTER 2. Rash Advances </h2>
<p>Not more than ten or fifteen miles we judged it from our landing rock to
that last village. For all our eagerness we thought it wise to keep to the
woods and go carefully.</p>
<p>Even Terry's ardor was held in check by his firm conviction that there
were men to be met, and we saw to it that each of us had a good stock of
cartridges.</p>
<p>"They may be scarce, and they may be hidden away somewhere—some kind
of a matriarchate, as Jeff tells us; for that matter, they may live up in
the mountains yonder and keep the women in this part of the country—sort
of a national harem! But there are men somewhere—didn't you see the
babies?"</p>
<p>We had all seen babies, children big and little, everywhere that we had
come near enough to distinguish the people. And though by dress we could
not be sure of all the grown persons, still there had not been one man
that we were certain of.</p>
<p>"I always liked that Arab saying, 'First tie your camel and then trust in
the Lord,'" Jeff murmured; so we all had our weapons in hand, and stole
cautiously through the forest. Terry studied it as we progressed.</p>
<p>"Talk of civilization," he cried softly in restrained enthusiasm. "I never
saw a forest so petted, even in Germany. Look, there's not a dead bough—the
vines are trained—actually! And see here"—he stopped and
looked about him, calling Jeff's attention to the kinds of trees.</p>
<p>They left me for a landmark and made a limited excursion on either side.</p>
<p>"Food-bearing, practically all of them," they announced returning. "The
rest, splendid hardwood. Call this a forest? It's a truck farm!"</p>
<p>"Good thing to have a botanist on hand," I agreed. "Sure there are no
medicinal ones? Or any for pure ornament?"</p>
<p>As a matter of fact they were quite right. These towering trees were under
as careful cultivation as so many cabbages. In other conditions we should
have found those woods full of fair foresters and fruit gatherers; but an
airship is a conspicuous object, and by no means quiet—and women are
cautious.</p>
<p>All we found moving in those woods, as we started through them, were
birds, some gorgeous, some musical, all so tame that it seemed almost to
contradict our theory of cultivation—at least until we came upon
occasional little glades, where carved stone seats and tables stood in the
shade beside clear fountains, with shallow bird baths always added.</p>
<p>"They don't kill birds, and apparently they do kill cats," Terry declared.
"MUST be men here. Hark!"</p>
<p>We had heard something: something not in the least like a birdsong, and
very much like a suppressed whisper of laughter—a little happy
sound, instantly smothered. We stood like so many pointers, and then used
our glasses, swiftly, carefully.</p>
<p>"It couldn't have been far off," said Terry excitedly. "How about this big
tree?"</p>
<p>There was a very large and beautiful tree in the glade we had just
entered, with thick wide-spreading branches that sloped out in lapping
fans like a beech or pine. It was trimmed underneath some twenty feet up,
and stood there like a huge umbrella, with circling seats beneath.</p>
<p>"Look," he pursued. "There are short stumps of branches left to climb on.
There's someone up that tree, I believe."</p>
<p>We stole near, cautiously.</p>
<p>"Look out for a poisoned arrow in your eye," I suggested, but Terry
pressed forward, sprang up on the seat-back, and grasped the trunk. "In my
heart, more likely," he answered. "Gee! Look, boys!"</p>
<p>We rushed close in and looked up. There among the boughs overhead was
something—more than one something—that clung motionless, close
to the great trunk at first, and then, as one and all we started up the
tree, separated into three swift-moving figures and fled upward. As we
climbed we could catch glimpses of them scattering above us. By the time
we had reached about as far as three men together dared push, they had
left the main trunk and moved outward, each one balanced on a long branch
that dipped and swayed beneath the weight.</p>
<p>We paused uncertain. If we pursued further, the boughs would break under
the double burden. We might shake them off, perhaps, but none of us was so
inclined. In the soft dappled light of these high regions, breathless with
our rapid climb, we rested awhile, eagerly studying our objects of
pursuit; while they in turn, with no more terror than a set of frolicsome
children in a game of tag, sat as lightly as so many big bright birds on
their precarious perches and frankly, curiously, stared at us.</p>
<p>"Girls!" whispered Jeff, under his breath, as if they might fly if he
spoke aloud.</p>
<p>"Peaches!" added Terry, scarcely louder. "Peacherinos—apricot-nectarines!
Whew!"</p>
<p>They were girls, of course, no boys could ever have shown that sparkling
beauty, and yet none of us was certain at first.</p>
<p>We saw short hair, hatless, loose, and shining; a suit of some light firm
stuff, the closest of tunics and kneebreeches, met by trim gaiters. As
bright and smooth as parrots and as unaware of danger, they swung there
before us, wholly at ease, staring as we stared, till first one, and then
all of them burst into peals of delighted laughter.</p>
<p>Then there was a torrent of soft talk tossed back and forth; no savage
sing-song, but clear musical fluent speech.</p>
<p>We met their laughter cordially, and doffed our hats to them, at which
they laughed again, delightedly.</p>
<p>Then Terry, wholly in his element, made a polite speech, with explanatory
gestures, and proceeded to introduce us, with pointing finger. "Mr. Jeff
Margrave," he said clearly; Jeff bowed as gracefully as a man could in the
fork of a great limb. "Mr. Vandyck Jennings"—I also tried to make an
effective salute and nearly lost my balance.</p>
<p>Then Terry laid his hand upon his chest—a fine chest he had, too,
and introduced himself; he was braced carefully for the occasion and
achieved an excellent obeisance.</p>
<p>Again they laughed delightedly, and the one nearest me followed his
tactics.</p>
<p>"Celis," she said distinctly, pointing to the one in blue; "Alima"—the
one in rose; then, with a vivid imitation of Terry's impressive manner,
she laid a firm delicate hand on her gold-green jerkin—"Ellador."
This was pleasant, but we got no nearer.</p>
<p>"We can't sit here and learn the language," Terry protested. He beckoned
to them to come nearer, most winningly—but they gaily shook their
heads. He suggested, by signs, that we all go down together; but again
they shook their heads, still merrily. Then Ellador clearly indicated that
we should go down, pointing to each and all of us, with unmistakable
firmness; and further seeming to imply by the sweep of a lithe arm that we
not only go downward, but go away altogether—at which we shook our
heads in turn.</p>
<p>"Have to use bait," grinned Terry. "I don't know about you fellows, but I
came prepared." He produced from an inner pocket a little box of purple
velvet, that opened with a snap—and out of it he drew a long
sparkling thing, a necklace of big varicolored stones that would have been
worth a million if real ones. He held it up, swung it, glittering in the
sun, offered it first to one, then to another, holding it out as far as he
could reach toward the girl nearest him. He stood braced in the fork, held
firmly by one hand—the other, swinging his bright temptation,
reached far out along the bough, but not quite to his full stretch.</p>
<p>She was visibly moved, I noted, hesitated, spoke to her companions. They
chattered softly together, one evidently warning her, the other
encouraging. Then, softly and slowly, she drew nearer. This was Alima, a
tall long-limbed lass, well-knit and evidently both strong and agile. Her
eyes were splendid, wide, fearless, as free from suspicion as a child's
who has never been rebuked. Her interest was more that of an intent boy
playing a fascinating game than of a girl lured by an ornament.</p>
<p>The others moved a bit farther out, holding firmly, watching. Terry's
smile was irreproachable, but I did not like the look in his eyes—it
was like a creature about to spring. I could already see it happen—the
dropped necklace, the sudden clutching hand, the girl's sharp cry as he
seized her and drew her in. But it didn't happen. She made a timid reach
with her right hand for the gay swinging thing—he held it a little
nearer—then, swift as light, she seized it from him with her left,
and dropped on the instant to the bough below.</p>
<p>He made his snatch, quite vainly, almost losing his position as his hand
clutched only air; and then, with inconceivable rapidity, the three bright
creatures were gone. They dropped from the ends of the big boughs to those
below, fairly pouring themselves off the tree, while we climbed downward
as swiftly as we could. We heard their vanishing gay laughter, we saw them
fleeting away in the wide open reaches of the forest, and gave chase, but
we might as well have chased wild antelopes; so we stopped at length
somewhat breathless.</p>
<p>"No use," gasped Terry. "They got away with it. My word! The men of this
country must be good sprinters!"</p>
<p>"Inhabitants evidently arboreal," I grimly suggested. "Civilized and still
arboreal—peculiar people."</p>
<p>"You shouldn't have tried that way," Jeff protested. "They were perfectly
friendly; now we've scared them."</p>
<p>But it was no use grumbling, and Terry refused to admit any mistake.
"Nonsense," he said. "They expected it. Women like to be run after. Come
on, let's get to that town; maybe we'll find them there. Let's see, it was
in this direction and not far from the woods, as I remember."</p>
<p>When we reached the edge of the open country we reconnoitered with our
field glasses. There it was, about four miles off, the same town, we
concluded, unless, as Jeff ventured, they all had pink houses. The broad
green fields and closely cultivated gardens sloped away at our feet, a
long easy slant, with good roads winding pleasantly here and there, and
narrower paths besides.</p>
<p>"Look at that!" cried Jeff suddenly. "There they go!"</p>
<p>Sure enough, close to the town, across a wide meadow, three bright-hued
figures were running swiftly.</p>
<p>"How could they have got that far in this time? It can't be the same
ones," I urged. But through the glasses we could identify our pretty
tree-climbers quite plainly, at least by costume.</p>
<p>Terry watched them, we all did for that matter, till they disappeared
among the houses. Then he put down his glass and turned to us, drawing a
long breath. "Mother of Mike, boys—what Gorgeous Girls! To climb
like that! to run like that! and afraid of nothing. This country suits me
all right. Let's get ahead."</p>
<p>"Nothing venture, nothing have," I suggested, but Terry preferred "Faint
heart ne'er won fair lady."</p>
<p>We set forth in the open, walking briskly. "If there are any men, we'd
better keep an eye out," I suggested, but Jeff seemed lost in heavenly
dreams, and Terry in highly practical plans.</p>
<p>"What a perfect road! What a heavenly country! See the flowers, will you?"</p>
<p>This was Jeff, always an enthusiast; but we could agree with him fully.</p>
<p>The road was some sort of hard manufactured stuff, sloped slightly to shed
rain, with every curve and grade and gutter as perfect as if it were
Europe's best. "No men, eh?" sneered Terry. On either side a double row of
trees shaded the footpaths; between the trees bushes or vines, all
fruit-bearing, now and then seats and little wayside fountains; everywhere
flowers.</p>
<p>"We'd better import some of these ladies and set 'em to parking the United
States," I suggested. "Mighty nice place they've got here." We rested a
few moments by one of the fountains, tested the fruit that looked ripe,
and went on, impressed, for all our gay bravado by the sense of quiet
potency which lay about us.</p>
<p>Here was evidently a people highly skilled, efficient, caring for their
country as a florist cares for his costliest orchids. Under the soft
brilliant blue of that clear sky, in the pleasant shade of those endless
rows of trees, we walked unharmed, the placid silence broken only by the
birds.</p>
<p>Presently there lay before us at the foot of a long hill the town or
village we were aiming for. We stopped and studied it.</p>
<p>Jeff drew a long breath. "I wouldn't have believed a collection of houses
could look so lovely," he said.</p>
<p>"They've got architects and landscape gardeners in plenty, that's sure,"
agreed Terry.</p>
<p>I was astonished myself. You see, I come from California, and there's no
country lovelier, but when it comes to towns—! I have often groaned
at home to see the offensive mess man made in the face of nature, even
though I'm no art sharp, like Jeff. But this place! It was built mostly of
a sort of dull rose-colored stone, with here and there some clear white
houses; and it lay abroad among the green groves and gardens like a broken
rosary of pink coral.</p>
<p>"Those big white ones are public buildings evidently," Terry declared.
"This is no savage country, my friend. But no men? Boys, it behooves us to
go forward most politely."</p>
<p>The place had an odd look, more impressive as we approached. "It's like an
exposition." "It's too pretty to be true." "Plenty of palaces, but where
are the homes?" "Oh there are little ones enough—but—." It
certainly was different from any towns we had ever seen.</p>
<p>"There's no dirt," said Jeff suddenly. "There's no smoke," he added after
a little.</p>
<p>"There's no noise," I offered; but Terry snubbed me—"That's because
they are laying low for us; we'd better be careful how we go in there."</p>
<p>Nothing could induce him to stay out, however, so we walked on.</p>
<p>Everything was beauty, order, perfect cleanness, and the pleasantest sense
of home over it all. As we neared the center of the town the houses stood
thicker, ran together as it were, grew into rambling palaces grouped among
parks and open squares, something as college buildings stand in their
quiet greens.</p>
<p>And then, turning a corner, we came into a broad paved space and saw
before us a band of women standing close together in even order, evidently
waiting for us.</p>
<p>We stopped a moment and looked back. The street behind was closed by
another band, marching steadily, shoulder to shoulder. We went on—there
seemed no other way to go—and presently found ourselves quite
surrounded by this close-massed multitude, women, all of them, but—</p>
<p>They were not young. They were not old. They were not, in the girl sense,
beautiful. They were not in the least ferocious. And yet, as I looked from
face to face, calm, grave, wise, wholly unafraid, evidently assured and
determined, I had the funniest feeling—a very early feeling—a
feeling that I traced back and back in memory until I caught up with it at
last. It was that sense of being hopelessly in the wrong that I had so
often felt in early youth when my short legs' utmost effort failed to
overcome the fact that I was late to school.</p>
<p>Jeff felt it too; I could see he did. We felt like small boys, very small
boys, caught doing mischief in some gracious lady's house. But Terry
showed no such consciousness. I saw his quick eyes darting here and there,
estimating numbers, measuring distances, judging chances of escape. He
examined the close ranks about us, reaching back far on every side, and
murmured softly to me, "Every one of 'em over forty as I'm a sinner."</p>
<p>Yet they were not old women. Each was in the full bloom of rosy health,
erect, serene, standing sure-footed and light as any pugilist. They had no
weapons, and we had, but we had no wish to shoot.</p>
<p>"I'd as soon shoot my aunts," muttered Terry again. "What do they want
with us anyhow? They seem to mean business." But in spite of that
businesslike aspect, he determined to try his favorite tactics. Terry had
come armed with a theory.</p>
<p>He stepped forward, with his brilliant ingratiating smile, and made low
obeisance to the women before him. Then he produced another tribute, a
broad soft scarf of filmy texture, rich in color and pattern, a lovely
thing, even to my eye, and offered it with a deep bow to the tall
unsmiling woman who seemed to head the ranks before him. She took it with
a gracious nod of acknowledgment, and passed it on to those behind her.</p>
<p>He tried again, this time bringing out a circlet of rhinestones, a
glittering crown that should have pleased any woman on earth. He made a
brief address, including Jeff and me as partners in his enterprise, and
with another bow presented this. Again his gift was accepted and, as
before, passed out of sight.</p>
<p>"If they were only younger," he muttered between his teeth. "What on earth
is a fellow to say to a regiment of old Colonels like this?"</p>
<p>In all our discussions and speculations we had always unconsciously
assumed that the women, whatever else they might be, would be young. Most
men do think that way, I fancy.</p>
<p>"Woman" in the abstract is young, and, we assume, charming. As they get
older they pass off the stage, somehow, into private ownership mostly, or
out of it altogether. But these good ladies were very much on the stage,
and yet any one of them might have been a grandmother.</p>
<p>We looked for nervousness—there was none.</p>
<p>For terror, perhaps—there was none.</p>
<p>For uneasiness, for curiosity, for excitement—and all we saw was
what might have been a vigilance committee of women doctors, as cool as
cucumbers, and evidently meaning to take us to task for being there.</p>
<p>Six of them stepped forward now, one on either side of each of us, and
indicated that we were to go with them. We thought it best to accede, at
first anyway, and marched along, one of these close at each elbow, and the
others in close masses before, behind, on both sides.</p>
<p>A large building opened before us, a very heavy thick-walled impressive
place, big, and old-looking; of gray stone, not like the rest of the town.</p>
<p>"This won't do!" said Terry to us, quickly. "We mustn't let them get us in
this, boys. All together, now—"</p>
<p>We stopped in our tracks. We began to explain, to make signs pointing away
toward the big forest—indicating that we would go back to it—at
once.</p>
<p>It makes me laugh, knowing all I do now, to think of us three boys—nothing
else; three audacious impertinent boys—butting into an unknown
country without any sort of a guard or defense. We seemed to think that if
there were men we could fight them, and if there were only women—why,
they would be no obstacles at all.</p>
<p>Jeff, with his gentle romantic old-fashioned notions of women as clinging
vines. Terry, with his clear decided practical theories that there were
two kinds of women—those he wanted and those he didn't; Desirable
and Undesirable was his demarcation. The latter as a large class, but
negligible—he had never thought about them at all.</p>
<p>And now here they were, in great numbers, evidently indifferent to what he
might think, evidently determined on some purpose of their own regarding
him, and apparently well able to enforce their purpose.</p>
<p>We all thought hard just then. It had not seemed wise to object to going
with them, even if we could have; our one chance was friendliness—a
civilized attitude on both sides.</p>
<p>But once inside that building, there was no knowing what these determined
ladies might do to us. Even a peaceful detention was not to our minds, and
when we named it imprisonment it looked even worse.</p>
<p>So we made a stand, trying to make clear that we preferred the open
country. One of them came forward with a sketch of our flier, asking by
signs if we were the aerial visitors they had seen.</p>
<p>This we admitted.</p>
<p>They pointed to it again, and to the outlying country, in different
directions—but we pretended we did not know where it was, and in
truth we were not quite sure and gave a rather wild indication of its
whereabouts.</p>
<p>Again they motioned us to advance, standing so packed about the door that
there remained but the one straight path open. All around us and behind
they were massed solidly—there was simply nothing to do but go
forward—or fight.</p>
<p>We held a consultation.</p>
<p>"I never fought with women in my life," said Terry, greatly perturbed,
"but I'm not going in there. I'm not going to be—herded in—as
if we were in a cattle chute."</p>
<p>"We can't fight them, of course," Jeff urged. "They're all women, in spite
of their nondescript clothes; nice women, too; good strong sensible faces.
I guess we'll have to go in."</p>
<p>"We may never get out, if we do," I told them. "Strong and sensible, yes;
but I'm not so sure about the good. Look at those faces!"</p>
<p>They had stood at ease, waiting while we conferred together, but never
relaxing their close attention.</p>
<p>Their attitude was not the rigid discipline of soldiers; there was no
sense of compulsion about them. Terry's term of a "vigilance committee"
was highly descriptive. They had just the aspect of sturdy burghers,
gathered hastily to meet some common need or peril, all moved by precisely
the same feelings, to the same end.</p>
<p>Never, anywhere before, had I seen women of precisely this quality.
Fishwives and market women might show similar strength, but it was coarse
and heavy. These were merely athletic—light and powerful. College
professors, teachers, writers—many women showed similar intelligence
but often wore a strained nervous look, while these were as calm as cows,
for all their evident intellect.</p>
<p>We observed pretty closely just then, for all of us felt that it was a
crucial moment.</p>
<p>The leader gave some word of command and beckoned us on, and the
surrounding mass moved a step nearer.</p>
<p>"We've got to decide quick," said Terry.</p>
<p>"I vote to go in," Jeff urged. But we were two to one against him and he
loyally stood by us. We made one more effort to be let go, urgent, but not
imploring. In vain.</p>
<p>"Now for a rush, boys!" Terry said. "And if we can't break 'em, I'll shoot
in the air."</p>
<p>Then we found ourselves much in the position of the suffragette trying to
get to the Parliament buildings through a triple cordon of London police.</p>
<p>The solidity of those women was something amazing. Terry soon found that
it was useless, tore himself loose for a moment, pulled his revolver, and
fired upward. As they caught at it, he fired again—we heard a cry—.</p>
<p>Instantly each of us was seized by five women, each holding arm or leg or
head; we were lifted like children, straddling helpless children, and
borne onward, wriggling indeed, but most ineffectually.</p>
<p>We were borne inside, struggling manfully, but held secure most
womanfully, in spite of our best endeavors.</p>
<p>So carried and so held, we came into a high inner hall, gray and bare, and
were brought before a majestic gray-haired woman who seemed to hold a
judicial position.</p>
<p>There was some talk, not much, among them, and then suddenly there fell
upon each of us at once a firm hand holding a wetted cloth before mouth
and nose—an order of swimming sweetness—anesthesia.</p>
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