<h1><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX</SPAN></h1>
<h2><i>A Glossy Male</i></h2>
<p>The machine was one of those electric contrivances that do their work
noiselessly and efficiently, like a garrotter or the guillotine. No odour,
no teeth-disturbing grind of rack-and-pinion, no trumpeting, with that
machine! It arrived before the gate with such absence of sound that Alice,
though she was dusting in the front-room, did not hear it. She heard
nothing till the bell discreetly tinkled. Justifiably assuming that the
tinkler was the butcher's boy, she went to the door with her apron on, and
even with the duster in her hand. A handsome, smooth man stood on the step,
and the electric carriage made a background for him. He was a dark man,
with curly black hair, and a moustache to match, and black eyes. His silk
hat, of an incredible smooth newness, glittered over his glittering hair
and eyes. His overcoat was lined with astrakan, and this important fact was
casually betrayed at the lapels and at the sleeves. He wore a black silk
necktie, with a small pearl pin in the mathematical centre of the perfect
rhomboid of the upper part of a sailor's knot. His gloves were of slate
colour. The chief characteristic of his faintly striped trousers was the
crease, which seemed more than mortal. His boots were of
<i>glacé</i> kid and as smooth as his cheeks. The cheeks had a fresh
boyish colour, and between them, over admirable snowy teeth, projected the
hooked key to this temperament. It <i>is</i> possible that Alice, from
sheer thoughtlessness, shared the vulgar prejudice against Jews; but
certainly she did not now feel it. The man's personal charm, his exceeding
niceness, had always conquered that prejudice, whenever encountered.
Moreover, he was only about thirty-five in years, and no such costly and
beautiful male had ever yet stood on Alice's doorstep.</p>
<p>She at once, in her mind, contrasted him with the curates of the
previous week, to the disadvantage of the Established Church. She did not
know that this man was more dangerous than a thousand curates.</p>
<p>"Is this Mr. Leek's?" he inquired smilingly, and raised his hat.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Alice with a responsive smile.</p>
<p>"Is he in?"</p>
<p>"Well," said Alice, "he's busy at his work. You see in this weather he
can't go out much--not to work--and so he--"</p>
<p>"Could I see him in his studio?" asked the glossy man, with the air of
saying, "Can you grant me this supreme favour?"</p>
<p>It was the first time that Alice had heard the attic called a studio.
She paused.</p>
<p>"It's about pictures," explained the visitor.</p>
<p>"Oh!" said Alice. "Will you come in?"</p>
<p>"I've run down specially to see Mr. Leek," said the visitor with
emphasis.</p>
<p>Alice's opinion as to the seriousness of her husband's gift for painting
had of course changed in two years. A man who can make two or three hundred
a year by sticking colours anyhow, at any hazard, on canvases--by producing
alleged pictures that in Alice's secret view bore only a comic resemblance
to anything at all--that man had to be taken seriously in his attic as an
artisan. It is true that Alice thought the payment he received miraculously
high for the quality of work done; but, with this agreeable Jew in the
hall, and the <i>coupé</i> at the kerb, she suddenly perceived the
probability of even greater miracles in the matter of price. She saw the
average price of ten pounds rising to fifteen, or even twenty,
pounds--provided her husband was given no opportunity to ruin the affair by
his absurd, retiring shyness.</p>
<p>"Will you come this way?" she suggested briskly.</p>
<p>And all that elegance followed her up to the attic door: which door she
threw open, remarking simply--</p>
<p>"Henry, here is a gentleman come to see you about pictures."</p>
<h2><i>A Connoisseur</i></h2>
<p>Priam recovered more quickly than might have been expected. His first
thought was naturally that women are uncalculated, if not incalculable,
creatures, and that the best of them will do impossible things--things
inconceivable till actually done! Fancy her introducing a stranger, without
a word of warning, direct into his attic! However, when he rose he saw the
visitor's nose (whose nostrils were delicately expanding and contracting in
the fumes of the oil-stove), and he was at once reassured. He knew that he
would have to face neither rudeness, nor bluntness, nor lack of
imagination, nor lack of quick sympathy. Besides, the visitor, with
practical assurance, set the tone of the interview instantly.</p>
<p>"Good-morning, <i>maître</i>," he began, right off. "I must apologize
for breaking in upon you. But I've come to see if you have any work to
sell. My name is Oxford, and I'm acting for a collector."</p>
<p>He said this with a very agreeable mingling of sincerity, deference, and
mercantile directness, also with a bright, admiring smile. He showed no
astonishment at the interior of the attic.</p>
<p><i>Maître</i>!</p>
<p>Well, of course, it would be idle to pretend that the greatest artists
do not enjoy being addressed as <i>maître</i>. 'Master' is the same word,
but entirely different. It was a long time since Priam Farll had been
called <i>maître</i>. Indeed, owing to his retiring habits, he had very
seldom been called <i>maître</i> at all. A just-finished picture stood on
an easel near the window; it represented one of the most wonderful scenes
in London: Putney High Street at night; two omnibus horses stepped strongly
and willingly out of a dark side street, and under the cold glare of the
main road they somehow took on the quality of equestrian sculpture. The
altercation of lights was in the highest degree complex. Priam understood
immediately, from the man's calm glance at the picture, and the position
which he instinctively took up to see it, that he was accustomed to looking
at pictures. The visitor did not start back, nor rush forward, nor dissolve
into hysterics, nor behave as though confronted by the ghost of a murdered
victim. He just gazed at the picture, keeping his nerve and holding his
tongue. And yet it was not an easy picture to look at. It was a picture of
an advanced experimentalism, and would have appealed to nothing but the
sense of humour in a person not a connoisseur.</p>
<p>"Sell!" exclaimed Priam. Like all shy men he could hide his shyness in
an exaggerated familiarity. "What price this?" And he pointed to the
picture.</p>
<p>There were no other preliminaries.</p>
<p>"It is excessively distinguished," murmured Mr. Oxford, in the accents
of expert appreciation. "Excessively distinguished. May I ask how
much?"</p>
<p>"That's what I'm asking you," said Priam, fiddling with a paint rag.</p>
<p>"Hum!" observed Mr. Oxford, and gazed in silence. Then: "Two hundred and
fifty?"</p>
<p>Priam had virtually promised to deliver that picture to the
picture-framer on the next day, and he had not expected to receive a penny
more than twelve pounds for it. But artists are strange organisms.</p>
<p>He shook his head. Although two hundred and fifty pounds was as much as
he had earned in the previous twelve months, he shook his grey head.</p>
<p>"No?" said Mr. Oxford kindly and respectfully, putting his hands behind
his back. "By the way," he turned with eagerness to Priam, "I presume you
have seen the portrait of Ariosto by Titian that they've bought for the
National Gallery? What is your opinion of it, <i>maître</i>?" He stood
expectant, glowing with interest.</p>
<p>"Except that it isn't Ariosto, and it certainly isn't by Titian, it's a
pretty high-class sort of thing," said Priam.</p>
<p>Mr. Oxford smiled with appreciative content, nodding his head. "I hoped
you would say so," he remarked. And swiftly he passed on to Segantini, then
to J.W. Morrice, and then to Bonnard, demanding the <i>maître's</i> views.
In a few moments they were really discussing pictures. And it was years
since Priam had listened to the voice of informed common sense on the
subject of painting. It was years since he had heard anything but exceeding
puerility concerning pictures. He had, in fact, accustomed himself not to
listen; he had excavated a passage direct from one ear to the other for
such remarks. And now he drank up the conversation of Mr. Oxford, and
perceived that he had long been thirsty. And he spoke his mind. He grew
warmer, more enthusiastic, more impassioned. And Mr. Oxford listened with
ecstasy. Mr. Oxford had apparently a natural discretion. He simply accepted
Priam, as he stood, for a great painter. No reference to the enigma why a
great painter should be painting in an attic in Werter Road, Putney! No
inconvenient queries about the great painter's previous history and
productions. Just the frank, full acceptance of his genius! It was odd, but
it was comfortable.</p>
<p>"So you won't take two hundred and fifty?" asked Mr. Oxford, hopping
back to business.</p>
<p>"No," said Priam sturdily. "The truth is," he added, "I should rather
like to keep that picture for myself."</p>
<p>"Will you take five hundred, <i>maître</i>?"</p>
<p>"Yes, I suppose I will," and Priam sighed. A genuine sigh! For he would
really have liked to keep the picture. He knew he had never painted a
better.</p>
<p>"And may I carry it away with me?" asked Mr. Oxford.</p>
<p>"I expect so," said Priam.</p>
<p>"I wonder if I might venture to ask you to come back to town with me?"
Mr. Oxford went on, in gentle deference. "I have one or two pictures I
should very much like you to see, and I fancy they might give you pleasure.
And we could talk over future business. If possibly you could spare an hour
or so. If I might request----"</p>
<p>A desire rose in Priam's breast and fought against his timidity. The
tone in which Mr. Oxford had said "I fancy they might give you pleasure"
appeared to indicate something very much out of the common. And Priam could
scarcely recollect when last his eyes had rested on a picture that was at
once unfamiliar and great.</p>
<h2><i>Parfitts' Galleries</i></h2>
<p>I have already indicated that the machine was somewhat out of the
ordinary. It was, as a fact, exceedingly out of the ordinary. It was much
larger than electric carriages usually are. It had what the writers of
'motoring notes' in papers written by the wealthy for the wealthy love to
call a 'limousine body.' And outside and in, it was miraculously new and
spotless. On the ivory handles of its doors, on its soft yellow leather
upholstery, on its cedar woodwork, on its patent blind apparatus, on its
silver fittings, on its lamps, on its footstools, on its silken
arm-slings--not the minutest trace of usage! Mr. Oxford's car seemed to
show that Mr. Oxford never used a car twice, purchasing a new car every
morning, like stockbrokers their silk hats, or the Duke of Selsea his
trousers. There was a table in the 'body' for writing, and pockets up and
down devised to hold documents, also two arm-chairs, and a suspended
contrivance which showed the hour, the temperature, and the fluctuations of
the barometer; there was also a speaking-tube. One felt that if the machine
had been connected by wireless telegraphy with the Stock Exchange, the
leading studios and the Houses of Parliament, and if a little restaurant
had been constructed in the rear, Mr. Oxford might never have been under
the necessity of leaving the car; that he might have passed all his days in
it from morn to latest eve.</p>
<p>The perfection of the machine and of Mr. Oxford's attire and complexion
caused Priam to look rather shabby. Indeed, he was rather shabby.
Shabbiness had slightly overtaken him in Putney. Once he had been a dandy;
but that was in the lamented Leek's time. And as the car glided, without
smell and without noise, through the encumbered avenues of London towards
the centre, now shooting forward like a star, now stopping with gentle
suddenness, now swerving in a swift curve round a vehicle earthy and
leaden-wheeled, Priam grew more and more uncomfortable. He had sunk into a
groove at Putney. He never left Putney, save occasionally to refresh
himself at the National Gallery, and thither he invariably went by train
and tube, because the tube always filled him with wonder and romance, and
always threw him up out of the earth at the corner of Trafalgar Square with
such a strange exhilaration in his soul. So that he had not seen the main
avenues of London for a long time. He had been forgetting riches and
luxury, and the oriental cigarette-shops whose proprietors' names end in
'opoulos,' and the haughtiness of the ruling classes, and the still sterner
haughtiness of their footmen. He had now abandoned Alice in Putney. And a
mysterious demon seized him and gripped him, and sought to pull him back in
the direction of the simplicity of Putney, and struggled with him fiercely,
and made him writhe and shrink before the brilliant phenomena of London's
centre, and indeed almost pitched him out of the car and set him running as
hard as legs would carry to Putney. It was the demon which we call habit.
He would have given a picture to be in Putney, instead of swimming past
Hyde Park Corner to the accompaniment of Mr. Oxford's amiable and
deferential and tactful conversation.</p>
<p>However, his other demon, shyness, kept him from imperiously stopping
the car.</p>
<p>The car stopped itself in Bond Street, in front of a building with a
wide archway, and the symbol of empire floating largely over its roof.
Placards said that admission through the archway was a shilling; but Mr.
Oxford, bearing Priam's latest picture as though it had cost fifty thousand
instead of five hundred pounds, went straight into the place without
paying, and Priam accepted his impressive invitation to follow. Aged
military veterans whose breasts carried a row of medals saluted Mr. Oxford
as he entered, and, within the penetralia, beings in silk hats as faultless
as Mr. Oxford's raised those hats to Mr. Oxford, who did not raise his in
reply. Merely nodded, Napoleonically! His demeanour had greatly changed.
You saw here the man of unbending will, accustomed to use men as pawns in
the chess of a complicated career. Presently they reached a private office
where Mr. Oxford, with the assistance of a page, removed his gloves, furs,
and hat, and sent sharply for a man who at once brought a frame which
fitted Priam's picture.</p>
<p>"Do have a cigar," Mr. Oxford urged Priam, with a quick return to his
earlier manner, offering a box in which each cigar was separately encased
in gold-leaf. The cigar was such as costs a crown in a restaurant,
half-a-crown in a shop, and twopence in Amsterdam. It was a princely cigar,
with the odour of paradise and an ash as white as snow. But Priam could not
appreciate it. No! He had seen on a beaten copper plate under the archway
these words: 'Parfitts' Galleries.' He was in the celebrated galleries of
his former dealers, whom by the way he had never seen. And he was afraid.
He was mortally apprehensive, and had a sickly sensation in the
stomach.</p>
<p>After they had scrupulously inspected the picture, through the clouds of
incense, Mr. Oxford wrote out a cheque for five hundred pounds, and, cigar
in mouth, handed it to Priam, who tried to take it with a casual air and
did not succeed. It was signed 'Parfitts'.'</p>
<p>"I dare say you have heard that I'm now the sole proprietor of this
place," said Mr. Oxford through his cigar.</p>
<p>"Really!" said Priam, feeling just as nervous as an inexperienced
youth.</p>
<p>Then Mr. Oxford led Priam over thick carpets to a saloon where electric
light was thrown by means of reflectors on to a small but incomparable band
of pictures. Mr. Oxford had not exaggerated. They did give pleasure to
Priam. They were not the pictures one sees every day, nor once a year.
There was the finest Delacroix of its size that Priam had ever met with;
also a Vermeer that made it unnecessary to visit the Ryks Museum. And on
the more distant wall, to which Mr. Oxford came last, in a place of marked
honour, was an evening landscape of Volterra, a hill-town in Italy. The
bolts of Priam's very soul started when he caught sight of that picture. On
the lower edge of the rich frame were two words in black lettering: 'Priam
Farll.' How well he remembered painting it! And how masterfully beautiful
it was!</p>
<p>"Now that," said Mr. Oxford, "is in my humble opinion one of the finest
Farlls in existence. What do you think, Mr. Leek?"</p>
<p>Priam paused. "I agree with you," said he.</p>
<p>"Farll," said Mr. Oxford, "is about the only modern painter that can
stand the company that that picture has in this room, eh?"</p>
<p>Priam blushed. "Yes," he said.</p>
<p>There is a considerable difference, in various matters, between Putney
and Volterra; but the picture of Volterra and the picture of Putney High
Street were obviously, strikingly, incontestably, by the same hand; one
could not but perceive the same brush-work, the same masses, the same
manner of seeing and of grasping, in a word the same dazzling and austere
translation of nature. The resemblance jumped at one and shook one by the
shoulders. It could not have escaped even an auctioneer. Yet Mr. Oxford did
not refer to it. He seemed quite blind to it. All he said was, as they left
the room, and Priam finished his rather monosyllabic praise--</p>
<p>"Yes, that's the little collection I've just got together, and I am very
proud to have shown it to you. Now I want you to come and lunch with me at
my club. Please do. I should be desolated if you refused."</p>
<p>Priam did not care a halfpenny about the desolation of Mr. Oxford; and
he most sincerely objected to lunch at Mr. Oxford's club. But he said "Yes"
because it was the easiest thing for his shyness to do, Mr. Oxford being a
determined man. Priam was afraid to go. He was disturbed, alarmed,
affrighted, by the mystery of Mr. Oxford's silence.</p>
<p>They arrived at the club in the car.</p>
<h2><i>The Club</i></h2>
<p>Priam had never been in a club before. The statement may astonish, may
even meet with incredulity, but it is true. He had left the land of clubs
early in life. As for the English clubs in European towns, he was familiar
with their exteriors, and with the amiable babble of their supporters at
<i>tables d'hôte,</i> and his desire for further knowledge had not
been so hot as to inconvenience him. Hence he knew nothing of clubs.</p>
<p>Mr. Oxford's club alarmed and intimidated him; it was so big and so
black. Externally it resembled a town-hall of some great industrial town.
As you stood on the pavement at the bottom of the flight of giant steps
that led to the first pair of swinging doors, your head was certainly lower
than the feet of a being who examined you sternly from the other side of
the glass. Your head was also far below the sills of the mighty windows of
the ground-floor. There were two storeys above the ground-floor, and above
them a projecting eave of carven stone that threatened the uplifted eye
like a menace. The tenth part of a slate, the merest chip of a corner,
falling from the lofty summit of that pile, would have slain elephants. And
all the façade was black, black with ages of carbonic deposit. The
notion that the building was a town-hall that had got itself misplaced and
perverted gradually left you as you gazed. You perceived its falseness. You
perceived that Mr. Oxford's club was a monument, a relic of the days when
there were giants on earth, that it had come down unimpaired to a race of
pigmies, who were making the best of it. The sole descendant of the giants
was the scout behind the door. As Mr. Oxford and Priam climbed towards it,
this unique giant, with a giant's force, pulled open the gigantic door, and
Mr. Oxford and Priam walked imperceptibly in, and the door swung to with a
large displacement of air. Priam found himself in an immense interior,
under a distant carved ceiling, far, far upwards, like heaven. He watched
Mr. Oxford write his name in a gigantic folio, under a gigantic clock. This
accomplished, Mr. Oxford led him past enormous vistas to right and left,
into a very long chamber, both of whose long walls were studded with
thousands upon thousands of massive hooks--and here and there upon a hook a
silk hat or an overcoat. Mr. Oxford chose a couple of hooks in the expanse,
and when they had divested themselves sufficiently he led Priam forwards
into another great chamber evidently meant to recall the baths of Carcalla.
In gigantic basins chiselled out of solid granite, Priam scrubbed his
finger-nails with a nail-brush larger than he had previously encountered,
even in nightmares, and an attendant brushed his coat with a utensil that
resembled a weapon of offence lately the property of Anak.</p>
<p>"Shall we go straight to the dining-room now," asked Mr. Oxford, "or
will you have a gin and angostura first?"</p>
<p>Priam declined the gin and angostura, and they went up an overwhelming
staircase of sombre marble, and through other apartments to the
dining-room, which would have made an excellent riding-school. Here one had
six of the gigantic windows in a row, each with curtains that fell in huge
folds from the unseen into the seen. The ceiling probably existed. On every
wall were gigantic paintings in thick ornate frames, and between the
windows stood heroic busts of marble set upon columns of basalt. The chairs
would have been immovable had they not run on castors of weight-resisting
rock, yet against the tables they had the air of negligible toys. At one
end of the room was a sideboard that would not have groaned under an ox
whole, and at the other a fire, over which an ox might have been roasted in
its entirety, leaped under a mantelpiece upon which Goliath could not have
put his elbows.</p>
<p>All was silent and grave; the floors were everywhere covered with heavy
carpets which hushed all echoes. There was not the faintest sound. Sound,
indeed, seemed to be deprecated. Priam had already passed the wide entrance
to one illimitable room whose walls were clothed with warnings in gigantic
letters: 'Silence.' And he had noticed that all chairs and couches were
thickly padded and upholstered in soft leather, and that it was impossible
to produce in them the slightest creak. At a casual glance the place seemed
unoccupied, but on more careful inspection you saw midgets creeping about,
or seated in easy-chairs that had obviously been made to hold two of them;
these midgets were the members of the club, dwarfed into dolls by its
tremendous dimensions. A strange and sinister race! They looked as though
in the final stages of decay, and wherever their heads might rest was
stretched a white cloth, so that their heads might not touch the spots
sanctified by the heads of the mighty departed. They rarely spoke to one
another, but exchanged regards of mutual distrust and scorn; and if by
chance they did converse it was in tones of weary, brusque disillusion.
They could at best descry each other but indistinctly in the universal
pervading gloom--a gloom upon which electric lamps, shining dimly yellow in
their vast lustres, produced almost no impression. The whole establishment
was buried in the past, dreaming of its Titantic yore, when there were
doubtless giants who could fill those fauteuils and stick their feet on
those mantelpieces.</p>
<p>It was in such an environment that Mr. Oxford gave Priam to eat and to
drink off little ordinary plates and out of tiny tumblers. No hint of the
club's immemorial history in that excessively modern and excellent
repast--save in the Stilton cheese, which seemed to have descended from the
fine fruity days of some Homeric age, a cheese that Ulysses might have
inaugurated. I need hardly say that the total effect on Priam's temperament
was disastrous. (Yet how could the diplomatic Mr. Oxford have guessed that
Priam had never been in a club before?) It induced in him a speechless
anguish, and he would have paid a sum as gigantic as the club--he would
have paid the very cheque in his pocket--never to have met Mr. Oxford. He
was a far too sensitive man for a club, and his moods were incalculable.
Assuredly Mr. Oxford had miscalculated the result of his club on Priam's
humour; he soon saw his error.</p>
<p>"Suppose we take coffee in the smoking-room?" he said.</p>
<p>The populous smoking-room was the one part of the club where talking
with a natural loudness was not a crime. Mr. Oxford found a corner fairly
free from midgets, and they established themselves in it, and liqueurs and
cigars accompanied the coffee. You could actually see midgets laughing
outright in the mist of smoke; the chatter narrowly escaped being a din;
and at intervals a diminutive boy entered and bawled the name of a midget
at the top of his voice, Priam was suddenly electrified, and Mr. Oxford,
very alert, noticed the electrification.</p>
<p>Mr. Oxford drank his coffee somewhat quickly, and then he leaned forward
a little over the table, and put his moon-like face nearer to Priam's, and
arranged his legs in a truly comfortable position beneath the table, and
expelled a large quantity of smoke from his cigar. It was clearly the
preliminary to a scene of confidence, the approach to the crisis to which
he had for several hours been leading up.</p>
<p>Priam's heart trembled.</p>
<p>"What is your opinion, <i>maître</i>," he asked, "of the ultimate value
of Farll's pictures?"</p>
<p>Priam was in misery. Mr. Oxford's manner was deferential, amiable and
expectant. But Priam did not know what to say. He only knew what he would
do if he could have found the courage to do it: run away, recklessly,
unceremoniously, out of that club.</p>
<p>"I--I don't know," said Priam, visibly whitening.</p>
<p>"Because I've bought a goodish few Farlls in my time," Mr. Oxford
continued, "and I must say I've sold them well. I've only got that one left
that I showed you this morning, and I've been wondering whether I should
stick to it and wait for a possible further rise, or sell it at once."</p>
<p>"How much can you sell it for?" Priam mumbled.</p>
<p>"I don't mind telling you," said Mr. Oxford, "that I fancy I could sell
it for a couple of thousand. It's rather small, but it's one of the finest
in existence."</p>
<p>"I should sell it," said Priam, scarcely audible.</p>
<p>"You would? Well, perhaps you're right. It's a question, in my mind,
whether some other painter may not turn up one of these days who would do
that sort of thing even better than Farll did it. I could imagine the
possibility of a really clever man coming along and imitating Farll so well
that only people like yourself, <i>maître</i>, and perhaps me, could tell
the difference. It's just the kind of work that might be brilliantly
imitated, if the imitator was clever enough, don't you think?"</p>
<p>"But what do you mean?" asked Priam, perspiring in his back.</p>
<p>"Well," said Mr. Oxford vaguely, "one never knows. The style might be
imitated, and the market flooded with canvases practically as good as
Farll's. Nobody might find it out for quite a long time, and then there
might be confusion in the public mind, followed by a sharp fall in prices.
And the beauty of it is that the public wouldn't really be any the worse.
Because an imitation that no one can distinguish from the original is
naturally as good as the original. You take me? There's certainly a
tremendous chance for a man who could seize it, and that's why I'm inclined
to accept your advice and sell my one remaining Farll."</p>
<p>He smiled more and more confidentially. His gaze was charged with a
secret meaning. He seemed to be suggesting unspeakable matters to Priam.
That bright face wore an expression which such faces wear on such
occasions--an expression cheerfully insinuating that after all there is no
right and no wrong--or at least that many things which the ordinary slave
of convention would consider to be wrong are really right. So Priam read
the expression.</p>
<p>"The dirty rascal wants me to manufacture imitations of myself for him!"
Priam thought, full of sudden, hidden anger. "He's known all along that
there's no difference between what I sold him and the picture he's already
had. He wants to suggest that we should come to terms. He's simply been
playing a game with me up to now." And he said aloud, "I don't know that I
<i>advise</i> you to do anything. I'm not a dealer, Mr. Oxford."</p>
<p>He said it in a hostile tone that ought to have silenced Mr. Oxford for
ever, but it did not. Mr. Oxford curved away, like a skater into a new
figure, and began to expatiate minutely upon the merits of the Volterra
picture. He analyzed it in so much detail, and lauded it with as much
justice, as though the picture was there before them. Priam was astonished
at the man's exactitude. "Scoundrel! He knows a thing or two!" reflected
Priam grimly.</p>
<p>"You don't think I overpraise it, do you, <i>cher maître?</i> Mr. Oxford
finished, still smiling.</p>
<p>"A little," said Priam.</p>
<p>If only Priam could have run away! But he couldn't! Mr. Oxford had him
well in a corner. No chance of freedom! Besides, he was over fifty and
stout.</p>
<p>"Ah! Now I was expecting you to say that! Do you mind telling me at what
period you painted it?" Mr. Oxford inquired, very blandly, though his hands
were clasped in a violent tension that forced the blood from the region of
the knuckle-joints.</p>
<p>This was the crisis which Mr. Oxford had been leading up to! All the
time Mr. Oxford's teethy smile had concealed a knowledge of Priam's
identity!</p>
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