<p>“What is this all about, Bixiou?” cried Couture. “Nothing more <i>bona
fide</i>. Not a week passes but pies are offered to the public for a
louis. But who compels the public to take them? Are they not perfectly
free to make inquiries?”</p>
<p>“You would rather have it made compulsory to take up shares, would you?”
asked Blondet.</p>
<p>“No,” said Finot. “Where would the talent come in?”</p>
<p>“Very good for Finot.”</p>
<p>“Who put him up to it?” asked Couture.</p>
<p>“The fact was,” continued Bixiou, “that Nucingen had twice had the luck to
present the public (quite unintentionally) with a pie that turned out to
be worth more than the money he received for it. That unlucky good luck
gave him qualms of conscience. A course of such luck is fatal to a man in
the long run. This time he meant to make no mistake of this sort; he
waited ten years for an opportunity of issuing negotiable securities which
should seem on the face of it to be worth something, while as a matter of
fact——”</p>
<p>“But if you look at banking in that light,” broke in Couture, “no sort of
business would be possible. More than one <i>bona fide</i> banker, backed
up by a <i>bona fide</i> government, has induced the hardest-headed men on
‘Change to take up stock which is bound to fall within a given time. You
have seen better than that. Have you not seen stock created with the
concurrence of a government to pay the interest upon older stock, so as to
keep things going and tide over the difficulty? These operations were more
or less like Nucingen’s settlements.”</p>
<p>“The thing may look queer on a small scale,” said Blondet, “but on a large
we call it finance. There are high-handed proceedings criminal between man
and man that amount to nothing when spread out over any number of men,
much as a drop of prussic acid becomes harmless in a pail of water. You
take a man’s life, you are guillotined. But if, for any political
conviction whatsoever, you take five hundred lives, political crimes are
respected. You take five thousand francs out of my desk; to the hulks you
go. But with a sop cleverly pushed into the jaws of a thousand
speculators, you can cram the stock of any bankrupt republic or monarchy
down their throats; even if the loan has been floated, as Couture says, to
pay the interest on that very same national debt. Nobody can complain.
These are the real principles of the present Golden Age.”</p>
<p>“When the stage machinery is so huge,” continued Bixiou, “a good many
puppets are required. In the first place, Nucingen had purposely and with
his eyes open invested his five millions in an American investment,
foreseeing that the profits would not come in until it was too late. The
firm of Nucingen deliberately emptied its coffers. Any liquidation ought
to be brought about naturally. In deposits belonging to private
individuals and other investments, the firm possessed about six millions
of capital altogether. Among those private individuals was the Baroness
d’Aldrigger with her three hundred thousand francs, Beaudenord with four
hundred thousand, d’Aiglemont with a million, Matifat with three hundred
thousand, Charles Grandet (who married Mlle. d’Aubrion) with half a
million, and so forth, and so forth.</p>
<p>“Now, if Nucingen had himself brought out a joint-stock company, with the
shares of which he proposed to indemnify his creditors after more or less
ingenious manoeuvring, he might perhaps have been suspected. He set about
it more cunningly than that. He made some one else put up the machinery
that was to play the part of the Mississippi scheme in Law’s system.
Nucingen can make the longest-headed men work out schemes for him without
confiding a word to them; it is his peculiar talent. Nucingen just let
fall a hint to du Tillet of the pyramidal, triumphant notion of bringing
out a joint-stock enterprise with capital sufficient to pay very high
dividends for a time. Tried for the first time, in days when noodles with
capital were plentiful, the plan was pretty sure to end in a run upon the
shares, and consequently in a profit for the banker that issued them. You
must remember that this happened in 1826.</p>
<p>“Du Tillet, struck through he was by an idea both pregnant and ingenious,
naturally bethought himself that if the enterprise failed, the blame must
fall upon somebody. For which reason, it occurred to him to put forward a
figurehead director in charge of his commercial machinery. At this day you
know the secret of the firm of Claparon and Company, founded by du Tillet,
one of the finest inventions——”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Blondet, “the responsible editor in business matters, the
instigator, and scapegoat; but we know better than that nowadays. We put,
‘Apply at the offices of the Company, such and such a number, such and
such a street,’ where the public find a staff of clerks in green caps,
about as pleasing to behold as broker’s men.”</p>
<p>“Nucingen,” pursued Bixiou, “had supported the firm of Charles Claparon
and Company with all his credit. There were markets in which you might
safely put a million francs’ worth of Claparon’s paper. So du Tillet
proposed to bring his firm of Claparon to the fore. So said, so done. In
1825 the shareholder was still an unsophisticated being. There was no such
thing as cash lying at call. Managing directors did not pledge themselves
not to put their own shares upon the market; they kept no deposit with the
Bank of France; they guaranteed nothing. They did not even condescend to
explain to shareholders the exact limits of their liabilities when they
informed them that the directors in their goodness, refrained from asking
any more than a thousand, or five hundred, or even two hundred and fifty
francs. It was not given out that the experiment in <i>aere publico</i>
was not meant to last for more than seven, five, or even three years, so
that shareholders would not have long to wait for the catastrophe. It was
in the childhood of the art. Promoters did not even publish the gigantic
prospectuses with which they stimulate the imagination, and at the same
time make demands for money of all and sundry.”</p>
<p>“That only comes when nobody wishes to part with money,” said Couture.</p>
<p>“In short, there was no competition in investments,” continued Bixiou.
“Paper-mache manufacturers, cotton printers, zinc-rollers, theatres, and
newspapers as yet did not hurl themselves like hunting dogs upon their
quarry—the expiring shareholder. ‘Nice things in shares,’ as Couture
says, put thus artlessly before the public, and backed up by the opinions
of experts (‘the princes of science’), were negotiated shamefacedly in the
silence and shadow of the Bourse. Lynx-eyed speculators used to execute
(financially speaking) the air <i>Calumny</i> out of <i>The Barber of
Seville</i>. They went about piano, piano, making known the merits of the
concern through the medium of stock-exchange gossip. They could only
exploit the victim in his own house, on the Bourse, or in company; so they
reached him by means of the skilfully created rumor which grew till it
reached a <i>tutti</i> of a quotation in four figures——”</p>
<p>“And as we can say anything among ourselves,” said Couture, “I will go
back to the last subject.”</p>
<p>“<i>Vous etes orfevre, Monsieur Josse</i>!” cried Finot.</p>
<p>“Finot will always be classic, constitutional, and pedantic,” commented
Blondet.</p>
<p>“Yes,” rejoined Couture, on whose account Cerizet had just been condemned
on a criminal charge. “I maintain that the new way is infinitely less
fraudulent, less ruinous, more straightforward than the old. Publicity
means time for reflection and inquiry. If here and there a shareholder is
taken in, he has himself to blame, nobody sells him a pig in a poke. The
manufacturing industry——”</p>
<p>“Ah!” exclaimed Bixiou, “here comes industry——”</p>
<p>“—— is a gainer by it,” continued Couture, taking no notice of
the interruption. “Every government that meddles with commerce and cannot
leave it free, sets about an expensive piece of folly; State interference
ends in a <i>maximum</i> or a monopoly. To my thinking, few things can be
more in conformity with the principles of free trade than joint-stock
companies. State interference means that you try to regulate the relations
of principal and interest, which is absurd. In business, generally
speaking, the profits are in proportion to the risks. What does it matter
to the State how money is set circulating, provided that it is always in
circulation? What does it matter who is rich or who is poor, provided that
there is a constant quantity of rich people to be taxed? Joint-stock
companies, limited liability companies, every sort of enterprise that pays
a dividend, has been carried on for twenty years in England, commercially
the first country in the world. Nothing passes unchallenged there; the
Houses of Parliament hatch some twelve hundred laws every session, yet no
member of Parliament has ever yet raised an objection to the system——”</p>
<p>“A cure for plethora of the strong box. Purely vegetable remedy,” put in
Bixiou, “<i>les carottes</i>” (gambling speculation).</p>
<p>“Look here!” cried Couture, firing up at this. “You have ten thousand
francs. You invest it in ten shares of a thousand francs each in ten
different enterprises. You are swindled nine times out of the ten—as
a matter of fact you are not, the public is a match for anybody, but say
that you are swindled, and only one affair turns out well (by accident!—oh,
granted!—it was not done on purpose—there, chaff away!). Very
well, the punter that has the sense to divide up his stakes in this way
hits on a splendid investment, like those who took shares in the Wortschin
mines. Gentlemen, let us admit among ourselves that those who call out are
hypocrites, desperately vexed because they have no good ideas of their
own, and neither power to advertise nor skill to exploit a business. You
will not have long to wait for proof. In a very short time you will see
the aristocracy, the court, and public men descend into speculation in
serried columns; you will see that their claws are longer, their morality
more crooked than ours, while they have not our good points. What a head a
man must have if he has to found a business in times when the shareholder
is as covetous and keen as the inventor! What a great magnetizer must he
be that can create a Claparon and hit upon expedients never tried before!
Do you know the moral of it all? Our age is no better than we are; we live
in an era of greed; no one troubles himself about the intrinsic value of a
thing if he can only make a profit on it by selling it to somebody else;
so he passes it on to his neighbor. The shareholder that thinks he sees a
chance of making money is just as covetous as the founder that offers him
the opportunity of making it.”</p>
<p>“Isn’t he fine, our Couture? Isn’t he fine?” exclaimed Bixiou, turning to
Blondet. “He will ask us next to erect statues to him as a benefactor of
the species.”</p>
<p>“It would lead people to conclude that the fool’s money is the wise man’s
patrimony by divine right,” said Blondet.</p>
<p>“Gentlemen,” cried Couture, “let us have our laugh out here to make up for
all the times when we must listen gravely to solemn nonsense justifying
laws passed on the spur of the moment.”</p>
<p>“He is right,” said Blondet. “What times we live in, gentlemen! When the
fire of intelligence appears among us, it is promptly quenched by
haphazard legislation. Almost all our lawgivers come up from little
parishes where they studied human nature through the medium of the
newspapers; forthwith they shut down the safety-valve, and when the
machinery blows up there is weeping and gnashing of teeth! We do nothing
nowadays but pass penal laws and levy taxes. Will you have the sum of it
all!—There is no religion left in the State!”</p>
<p>“Oh, bravo, Blondet!” cried Bixiou, “thou hast set thy finger on the weak
spot. Meddlesome taxation has lost us more victories here in France than
the vexatious chances of war. I once spent seven years in the hulks of a
government department, chained with bourgeois to my bench. There was a
clerk in the office, a man with a head on his shoulders; he had set his
mind upon making a sweeping reform of the whole fiscal system—ah,
well, we took the conceit out of him nicely. France might have been too
prosperous, you know she might have amused herself by conquering Europe
again; we acted in the interests of the peace of nations. I slew Rabourdin
with a caricature.”[*]</p>
<p>[*] See Les Employes [The Government Clerks aka Bureaucracy].<br/></p>
<p>“By <i>religion</i> I do not mean cant; I use the word in its wide
political sense,” rejoined Blondet.</p>
<p>“Explain your meaning,” said Finot.</p>
<p>“Here it is,” returned Blondet. “There has been a good deal said about
affairs at Lyons; about the Republic cannonaded in the streets; well,
there was not a word of truth in it all. The Republic took up the riots,
just as an insurgent snatches up a rifle. The truth is queer and profound,
I can tell you. The Lyons trade is a soulless trade. They will not weave a
yard of silk unless they have the order and are sure of payment. If orders
fall off; the workmen may starve; they can scarcely earn a living,
convicts are better off. After the Revolution of July, the distress
reached such a pitch that the Lyons weavers—the <i>canuts</i>, as
they call them—hoisted the flag, ‘Bread or Death!’ a proclamation of
a kind which compels the attention of a government. It was really brought
about by the cost of living at Lyons; Lyons must build theatres and become
a metropolis, forsooth, and the octroi duties accordingly were insanely
high. The Republicans got wind of this bread riot, they organized the <i>canuts</i>
in two camps, and fought among themselves. Lyons had her Three Days, but
order was restored, and the silk weavers went back to their dens. Hitherto
the <i>canut</i> had been honest; the silk for his work was weighed out to
him in hanks, and he brought back the same weight of woven tissue; now he
made up his mind that the silk merchants were oppressing him; he put
honesty out at the door and rubbed oil on his fingers. He still brought
back weight for weight, but he sold the silk represented by the oil; and
the French silk trade has suffered from a plague of ‘greased silks,’ which
might have ruined Lyons and a whole branch of French commerce. The masters
and the government, instead of removing the causes of the evil, simply
drove it in with a violent external application. They ought to have sent a
clever man to Lyons, one of those men that are said to have no principle,
an Abbe Terray; but they looked at the affair from a military point of
view. The result of the troubles is a <i>gros de Naples</i> at forty <i>sous</i>
per yard; the silk is sold at this day, I dare say, and the masters no
doubt have hit upon some new check upon the men. This method of
manufacturing without looking ahead ought never to have existed in the
country where one of the greatest citizens that France has ever known
ruined himself to keep six thousand weavers in work without orders.
Richard Lenoir fed them, and the government was thickheaded enough to
allow him to suffer from the fall of the prices of textile fabrics brought
about by the Revolution of 1814. Richard Lenoir is the one case of a
merchant that deserves a statue. And yet the subscription set on foot for
him has no subscribers, while the fund for General Foy’s children reached
a million francs. Lyons has drawn her own conclusions; she knows France,
she knows that there is no religion left. The story of Richard Lenoir is
one of those blunders which Fouche condemned as worse than a crime.”</p>
<p>“Suppose that there is a tinge of charlatanism in the way in which
concerns are put before the public,” began Couture, returning to the
charge, “that word charlatanism has come to be a damaging expression, a
middle term, as it were, between right and wrong; for where, I ask you,
does charlatanism begin? where does it end? what is charlatanism? do me
the kindness of telling me what it is <i>not</i>. Now for a little plain
speaking, the rarest social ingredient. A business which should consist in
going out at night to look for goods to sell in the day would obviously be
impossible. You find the instinct of forestalling the market in the very
match-seller. How to forestall the market—that is the one idea of
the so-called honest tradesman of the Rue Saint-Denis, as of the most
brazen-fronted speculator. If stocks are heavy, sell you must. If sales
are slow, you must tickle your customer; hence the signs of the Middle
Ages, hence the modern prospectus. I do not see a hair’s-breadth of
difference between attracting custom and forcing your goods upon the
consumer. It may happen, it is sure to happen, it often happens, that a
shopkeeper gets hold of damaged goods, for the seller always cheats the
buyer. Go and ask the most upright folk in Paris—the best known men
in business, that is—and they will all triumphantly tell you of
dodges by which they passed off stock which they knew to be bad upon the
public. The well-known firm of Minard began by sales of this kind. In the
Rue Saint-Denis they sell nothing but ‘greased silk’; it is all that they
can do. The most honest merchants tell you in the most candid way that
‘you must get out of a bad bargain as best you can’—a motto for the
most unscrupulous rascality. Blondet has given you an account of the Lyons
affair, its causes and effects, and I proceed in my turn to illustrate my
theory with an anecdote:—There was once a woolen weaver, an
ambitious man, burdened with a large family of children by a wife too much
beloved. He put too much faith in the Republic, laid in a stock of scarlet
wool, and manufactured those red-knitted caps that you may have noticed on
the heads of all the street urchins in Paris. How this came about I am
just going to tell you. The Republic was beaten. After the Saint-Merri
affair the caps were quite unsalable. Now, when a weaver finds that
besides a wife and children he has some ten thousand red woolen caps in
the house, and that no hatter will take a single one of them, notions
begin to pass through his head as fast as if he were a banker racking his
brains to get rid of ten million francs’ worth of shares in some dubious
investment. As for this Law of the Faubourg, this Nucingen of caps, do you
know what he did? He went to find a pothouse dandy, one of those comic men
that drive police sergeants to despair at open-air dancing saloons at the
barriers; him he engaged to play the part of an American captain staying
at Meurice’s and buying for export trade. He was to go to some large
hatter, who still had a cap in his shop window, and ‘inquire for’ ten
thousand red woolen caps. The hatter, scenting business in the wind,
hurried round to the woolen weaver and rushed upon the stock. After that,
no more of the American captain, you understand, and great plenty of caps.
If you interfere with the freedom of trade, because free trade has its
drawbacks, you might as well tie the hands of justice because a crime
sometimes goes unpunished, or blame the bad organization of society
because civilization produces some evils. From the caps and the Rue
Saint-Denis to joint-stock companies and the Bank——draw your
own conclusions.”</p>
<p>“A crown for Couture!” said Blondet, twisting a serviette into a wreath
for his head. “I go further than that, gentlemen. If there is a defect in
the working hypothesis, what is the cause? The law! the whole system of
legislation. The blame rests with the legislature. The great men of their
districts are sent up to us by the provinces, crammed with parochial
notions of right and wrong; and ideas that are indispensable if you want
to keep clear of collisions with justice, are stupid when they prevent a
man from rising to the height at which a maker of the laws ought to abide.
Legislation may prohibit such and such developments of human passions—gambling,
lotteries, the Ninons of the pavement, anything you please—but you
cannot extirpate the passions themselves by any amount of legislation.
Abolish them, you would abolish the society which develops them, even if
it does not produce them. The gambling passion lurks, for instance, at the
bottom of every heart, be it a girl’s heart, a provincial’s, a
diplomatist’s; everybody longs to have money without working for it; you
may hedge the desire about with restrictions, but the gambling mania
immediately breaks out in another form. You stupidly suppress lotteries,
but the cook-maid pilfers none the less, and puts her ill-gotten gains in
the savings bank. She gambles with two hundred and fifty franc stakes
instead of forty sous; joint-stock companies and speculation take the
place of the lottery; the gambling goes on without the green cloth, the
croupier’s rake is invisible, the cheating planned beforehand. The
gambling houses are closed, the lottery has come to an end; ‘and now,’ cry
idiots, ‘morals have greatly improved in France,’ as if, forsooth, they
had suppressed the punters. The gambling still goes on, only the State
makes nothing from it now; and for a tax paid with pleasure, it has
substituted a burdensome duty. Nor is the number of suicides reduced, for
the gambler never dies, though his victim does.”</p>
<p>“I am not speaking now of foreign capital lost to France,” continued
Couture, “nor of the Frankfort lotteries. The Convention passed a decree
of death against those who hawked foreign lottery-tickets, and
procureur-syndics used to traffic in them. So much for the sense of our
legislator and his driveling philanthropy. The encouragement given to
savings banks is a piece of crass political folly. Suppose that things
take a doubtful turn and people lose confidence, the Government will find
that they have instituted a queue for money, like the queues outside the
bakers’ shops. So many savings banks, so many riots. Three street boys
hoist a flag in some corner or other, and you have a revolution ready
made.</p>
<p>“But this danger, however great it may be, seems to me less to be dreaded
than the widespread demoralization. Savings banks are a means of
inoculating the people, the classes least restrained by education or by
reason from schemes that are tacitly criminal, with the vices bred of
self-interest. See what comes of philanthropy!</p>
<p>“A great politician ought to be without a conscience in abstract
questions, or he is a bad steersman for a nation. An honest politician is
a steam-engine with feelings, a pilot that would make love at the helm and
let the ship go down. A prime minister who helps himself to millions but
makes France prosperous and great is preferable, is he not, to a public
servant who ruins his country, even though he is buried at the public
expense? Would you hesitate between a Richelieu, a Mazarin, or a Potemkin,
each with his hundreds of millions of francs, and a conscientious Robert
Lindet that could make nothing out of assignats and national property, or
one of the virtuous imbeciles who ruined Louis XVI.? Go on, Bixiou.”</p>
<p>“I will not go into the details of the speculation which we owe to
Nucingen’s financial genius. It would be the more inexpedient because the
concern is still in existence and shares are quoted on the Bourse. The
scheme was so convincing, there was such life in an enterprise sanctioned
by royal letters patent, that though the shares issued at a thousand
francs fell to three hundred, they rose to seven and will reach par yet,
after weathering the stormy years ‘27, ‘30, and ‘32. The financial crisis
of 1827 sent them down; after the Revolution of July they fell flat; but
there really is something in the affair, Nucingen simply could not invent
a bad speculation. In short, as several banks of the highest standing have
been mixed up in the affair, it would be unparliamentary to go further
into detail. The nominal capital amounted to ten millions; the real
capital to seven. Three millions were allotted to the founders and bankers
that brought it out. Everything was done with a view to sending up the
shares two hundred francs during the first six months by the payment of a
sham dividend. Twenty per cent, on ten millions! Du Tillet’s interest in
the concern amounted to five hundred thousand francs. In the
stock-exchange slang of the day, this share of the spoils was a ‘sop in
the pan.’ Nucingen, with his millions made by the aid of a lithographer’s
stone and a handful of pink paper, proposed to himself to operate certain
nice little shares carefully hoarded in his private office till the time
came for putting them on the market. The shareholders’ money floated the
concern, and paid for splendid business premises, so they began
operations. And Nucingen held in reserve founders’ shares in Heaven knows
what coal and argentiferous lead-mines, also in a couple of canals; the
shares had been given to him for bringing out the concerns. All four were
in working order, well got up and popular, for they paid good dividends.</p>
<p>“Nucingen might, of course, count on getting the differences if the shares
went up, but this formed no part of the Baron’s schemes; he left the
shares at sea-level on the market to tempt the fishes.</p>
<p>“So he had massed his securities as Napoleon massed his troops, all with a
view to suspending payment in the thick of the approaching crisis of
1826-27 which revolutionized European markets. If Nucingen had had his
Prince of Wagram, he might have said, like Napoleon from the heights of
Santon, ‘Make a careful survey of the situation; on such and such a day,
at such an hour funds will be poured in at such a spot.’ But in whom could
he confide? Du Tillet had no suspicion of his own complicity in Nucingen’s
plot; and the bold Baron had learned from his previous experiments in
suspensions of payment that he must have some man whom he could trust to
act at need as a lever upon the creditor. Nucingen had never a nephew, he
dared not take a confidant; yet he must have a devoted and intelligent
Claparon, a born diplomatist with a good manner, a man worthy of him, and
fit to take office under government. Such connections are not made in a
day nor yet in a year. By this time Rastignac had been so thoroughly
entangled by Nucingen, that being, like the Prince de la Paix, equally
beloved by the King and Queen of Spain, he fancied that he (Rastignac) had
secured a very valuable dupe in <i>Nucingen</i>! For a long while he had
laughed at a man whose capacities he was unable to estimate; he ended in a
sober, serious, and devout admiration of Nucingen, owning that Nucingen
really had the power which he thought he himself alone possessed.</p>
<p>“From Rastignac’s introduction to society in Paris, he had been led to
contemn it utterly. From the year 1820 he thought, like the Baron, that
honesty was a question of appearances; he looked upon the world as a
mixture of corruption and rascality of every sort. If he admitted
exceptions, he condemned the mass; he put no belief in any virtue—men
did right or wrong, as circumstances decided. His worldly wisdom was the
work of a moment; he learned his lesson at the summit of Pere Lachaise one
day when he buried a poor, good man there; it was his Delphine’s father,
who died deserted by his daughters and their husbands, a dupe of our
society and of the truest affection. Rastignac then and there resolved to
exploit this world, to wear full dress of virtue, honesty, and fine
manners. He was empanoplied in selfishness. When the young scion of
nobility discovered that Nucingen wore the same armor, he respected him
much as some knight mounted upon a barb and arrayed in damascened steel
would have respected an adversary equally well horsed and equipped at a
tournament in the Middle Ages. But for the time he had grown effeminate
amid the delights of Capua. The friendship of such a woman as the Baronne
de Nucingen is of a kind that sets a man abjuring egoism in all its forms.</p>
<p>“Delphine had been deceived once already; in her first venture of the
affections she came across a piece of Birmingham manufacture, in the shape
of the late lamented de Marsay; and therefore she could not but feel a
limitless affection for a young provincial’s articles of faith. Her
tenderness reacted upon Rastignac. So by the time that Nucingen had put
his wife’s friend into the harness in which the exploiter always gets the
exploited, he had reached the precise juncture when he (the Baron)
meditated a third suspension of payment. To Rastignac he confided his
position; he pointed out to Rastignac a means of making ‘reparation.’ As a
consequence of his intimacy, he was expected to play the part of
confederate. The Baron judged it unsafe to communicate the whole of his
plot to his conjugal collaborator. Rastignac quite believed in impending
disaster; and the Baron allowed him to believe further that he (Rastignac)
saved the shop.</p>
<p>“But when there are so many threads in a skein, there are apt to be knots.
Rastignac trembled for Delphine’s money. He stipulated that Delphine must
be independent and her estate separated from her husband’s, swearing to
himself that he would repay her by trebling her fortune. As, however,
Rastignac said nothing of himself, Nucingen begged him to take, in the
event of success, twenty-five shares of a thousand francs in the
argentiferous lead-mines, and Eugene took them—not to offend him!
Nucingen had put Rastignac up to this the day before that evening in the
Rue Joubert when our friend counseled Malvina to marry. A cold shiver ran
through Rastignac at the sight of so many happy folk in Paris going to and
fro unconscious of the impending loss; even so a young commander might
shiver at the first sight of an army drawn up before a battle. He saw the
d’Aiglemonts, the d’Aldriggers, and Beaudenord. Poor little Isaure and
Godefroid playing at love, what were they but Acis and Galatea under the
rock which a hulking Polyphemus was about to send down upon them?”</p>
<p>“That monkey of a Bixiou has something almost like talent,” said Blondet.</p>
<p>“Oh! so I am not maundering now?” asked Bixiou, enjoying his success as he
looked round at his surprised auditors.—“For two months past,” he
continued, “Godefroid had given himself up to all the little pleasures of
preparation for the marriage. At such times men are like birds building
nests in spring; they come and go, pick up their bits of straw, and fly
off with them in their beaks to line the nest that is to hold a brood of
young birds by and by. Isaure’s bridegroom had taken a house in the Rue de
la Plancher at a thousand crowns, a comfortable little house neither too
large nor too small, which suited them. Every morning he went round to
take a look at the workmen and to superintend the painters. He had
introduced ‘comfort’ (the only good thing in England)—heating
apparatus to maintain an even temperature all over the house; fresh, soft
colors, carefully chosen furniture, neither too showy nor too much in
fashion; spring-blinds fitted to every window inside and out; silver plate
and new carriages. He had seen to the stables, coach-house, and
harness-room, where Toby Joby Paddy floundered and fidgeted about like a
marmot let loose, apparently rejoiced to know that there would be women
about the place and a ‘lady’! This fervent passion of a man that sets up
housekeeping, choosing clocks, going to visit his betrothed with his
pockets full of patterns of stuffs, consulting her as to the bedroom
furniture, going, coming, and trotting about, for love’s sake,—all
this, I say, is a spectacle in the highest degree calculated to rejoice
the hearts of honest people, especially tradespeople. And as nothing
pleases folk better than the marriage of a good-looking young fellow of
seven-and-twenty and a charming girl of nineteen that dances admirably
well, Godefroid in his perplexity over the corbeille asked Mme. de
Nucingen and Rastignac to breakfast with him and advise him on this
all-important point. He hit likewise on the happy idea of asking his
cousin d’Aiglemont and his wife to meet them, as well as Mme. de Serizy.
Women of the world are ready enough to join for once in an improvised
breakfast-party at a bachelor’s rooms.”</p>
<p>“It is their way of playing truant,” put in Blondet.</p>
<p>“Of course they went over the new house,” resumed Bixiou. “Married women
relish these little expeditions as ogres relish warm flesh; they feel
young again with the young bliss, unspoiled as yet by fruition. Breakfast
was served in Godefroid’s sitting-room, decked out like a troop horse for
a farewell to bachelor life. There were dainty little dishes such as women
love to devour, nibble at, and sip of a morning, when they are usually
alarmingly hungry and horribly afraid to confess to it. It would seem that
a woman compromises herself by admitting that she is hungry.—‘Why
have you come alone?’ inquired Godefroid when Rastignac appeared.—‘Mme.
de Nucingen is out of spirits; I will tell you all about it,’ answered
Rastignac, with the air of a man whose temper has been tried.—‘A
quarrel?’ hazarded Godefroid.—‘No.’—At four o’clock the women
took flight for the Bois de Boulogne; Rastignac stayed in the room and
looked out of the window, fixing his melancholy gaze upon Toby Joby Paddy,
who stood, his arms crossed in Napoleonic fashion, audaciously posted in
front of Beaudenord’s cab horse. The child could only control the animal
with his shrill little voice, but the horse was afraid of Joby Toby.</p>
<p>“‘Well,’ began Godefroid, ‘what is the matter with you, my dear fellow?
You look gloomy and anxious; your gaiety is forced. You are tormented by
incomplete happiness. It is wretched, and that is a fact, when one cannot
marry the woman one loves at the mayor’s office and the church.’</p>
<p>“‘Have you courage to hear what I have to say? I wonder whether you will
see how much a man must be attached to a friend if he can be guilty of
such a breach of confidence as this for his sake.’</p>
<p>“Something in Rastignac’s voice stung like a lash of a whip.</p>
<p>“‘<i>What</i>?’ asked Godefroid de Beaudenord, turning pale.</p>
<p>“‘I was unhappy over your joy; I had not the heart to keep such a secret
to myself when I saw all these preparations, your happiness in bloom.’</p>
<p>“‘Just say it out in three words!’</p>
<p>“‘Swear to me on your honor that you will be as silent as the grave——’</p>
<p>“‘As the grave,’ repeated Beaudenord.</p>
<p>“‘That if one of your relatives were concerned in this secret, he should
not know it.’</p>
<p>“‘No.’</p>
<p>“‘Very well. Nucingen started to-night for Brussels. He must file his
schedule if he cannot arrange a settlement. This very morning Delphine
petitioned for the separation of her estate. You may still save your
fortune.’</p>
<p>“‘How?’ faltered Godefroid; the blood turned to ice in his veins.</p>
<p>“‘Simply write to the Baron de Nucingen, antedating your letter a
fortnight, and instruct him to invest all your capital in shares.’—Rastignac
suggested Claparon and Company, and continued—‘You have a fortnight,
a month, possibly three months, in which to realize and make something;
the shares are still going up——’</p>
<p>“‘But d’Aiglemont, who was here at breakfast with us, has a million in
Nucingen’s bank.’</p>
<p>“‘Look here; I do not know whether there will be enough of these shares to
cover it; and besides, I am not his friend, I cannot betray Nucingen’s
confidence. You must not speak to d’Aiglemont. If you say a word, you must
answer to me for the consequences.’</p>
<p>“Godefroid stood stock still for ten minutes.</p>
<p>“‘Do you accept? Yes or no!’ said the inexorable Rastignac.</p>
<p>“Godefroid took up the pen, wrote at Rastignac’s dictation, and signed his
name.</p>
<p>“‘My poor cousin!’ he cried.</p>
<p>“‘Each for himself,’ said Rastignac. ‘And there is one more settled!’ he
added to himself as he left Beaudenord.</p>
<p>“While Rastignac was manoeuvring thus in Paris, imagine the state of
things on the Bourse. A friend of mine, a provincial, a stupid creature,
once asked me as we came past the Bourse between four and five in the
afternoon what all that crowd of chatterers was doing, what they could
possibly find to say to each other, and why they were wandering to and fro
when business in public securities was over for the day. ‘My friend,’ said
I, ‘they have made their meal, and now they are digesting it; while they
digest it, they gossip about their neighbors, or there would be no
commercial security in Paris. Concerns are floated here, such and such a
man—Palma, for instance, who is something the same here as Sinard at
the Academie Royale des Sciences—Palma says, “let the speculation be
made!” and the speculation is made.’”</p>
<p>“What a man that Hebrew is,” put in Blondet; “he has not had a university
education, but a universal education. And universal does not in his case
mean superficial; whatever he knows, he knows to the bottom. He has a
genius, an intuitive faculty for business. He is the oracle of all the
lynxes that rule the Paris market; they will not touch an investment until
Palma has looked into it. He looks solemn, he listens, ponders, and
reflects; his interlocutor thinks that after this consideration he has
come round his man, till Palma says, ‘This will not do for me.’—The
most extraordinary thing about Palma, to my mind, is the fact that he and
Werbrust were partners for ten years, and there was never the shadow of a
disagreement between them.”</p>
<p>“That is the way with the very strong or the very weak; any two between
the extremes fall out and lose no time in making enemies of each other,”
said Couture.</p>
<p>“Nucingen, you see, had neatly and skilfully put a little bombshell under
the colonnades of the Bourse, and towards four o’clock in the afternoon it
exploded.—‘Here is something serious; have you heard the news?’
asked du Tillet, drawing Werbrust into a corner. ‘Here is Nucingen gone
off to Brussels, and his wife petitioning for a separation of her estate.’</p>
<p>“‘Are you and he in it together for a liquidation?’ asked Werbrust,
smiling.</p>
<p>“‘No foolery, Werbrust,’ said du Tillet. ‘You know the holders of his
paper. Now, look here. There is business in it. Shares in this new concern
of ours have gone up twenty per cent already; they will go up to
five-and-twenty by the end of the quarter; you know why. They are going to
pay a splendid dividend.’</p>
<p>“‘Sly dog,’ said Werbrust. ‘Get along with you; you are a devil with long
and sharp claws, and you have them deep in the butter.’</p>
<p>“‘Just let me speak, or we shall not have time to operate. I hit on the
idea as soon as I heard the news. I positively saw Mme. de Nucingen
crying; she is afraid for her fortune.’</p>
<p>“‘Poor little thing!’ said the old Alsacien Jew, with an ironical
expression. ‘Well?’ he added, as du Tillet was silent.</p>
<p>“‘Well. At my place I have a thousand shares of a thousand francs in our
concern; Nucingen handed them over to me to put on the market, do you
understand? Good. Now let us buy up a million of Nucingen’s paper at a
discount of ten or twenty per cent, and we shall make a handsome
percentage out of it. We shall be debtors and creditors both; confusion
will be worked! But we must set about it carefully, or the holders may
imagine that we are operating in Nucingen’s interests.’</p>
<p>“Then Werbrust understood. He squeezed du Tillet’s hand with an expression
such as a woman’s face wears when she is playing her neighbor a trick.</p>
<p>“Martin Falleix came up.—‘Well, have you heard the news?’ he asked.
‘Nucingen has stopped payment.’</p>
<p>“‘Pooh,’ said Werbrust, ‘pray don’t noise it about; give those that hold
his paper a chance.’</p>
<p>“‘What is the cause of the smash; do you know?’ put in Claparon.</p>
<p>“‘You know nothing about it,’ said du Tillet. ‘There isn’t any smash.
Payment will be made in full. Nucingen will start again; I shall find him
all the money he wants. I know the causes of the suspension. He has put
all his capital into Mexican securities, and they are sending him metal in
return; old Spanish cannon cast in such an insane fashion that they melted
down gold and bell-metal and church plate for it, and all the wreck of the
Spanish dominion in the Indies. The specie is slow in coming, and the dear
Baron is hard up. That is all.’</p>
<p>“‘It is a fact,’ said Werbrust; ‘I am taking his paper myself at twenty
per cent discount.’</p>
<p>“The news spread swift as fire in a straw rick. The most contradictory
reports got about. But such confidence was felt in the firm after the two
previous suspensions, that every one stuck to Nucingen’s paper. ‘Palma
must lend us a hand,’ said Werbrust.</p>
<p>“Now Palma was the Keller’s oracle, and the Kellers were brimful of
Nucingen’s paper. A hint from Palma would be enough. Werbrust arranged
with Palma, and he rang the alarm bell. There was a panic next day on the
Bourse. The Kellers, acting on Palma’s advice, let go Nucingen’s paper at
ten per cent of loss; they set the example on ‘Change, for they were
supposed to know very well what they were about. Taillefer followed up
with three hundred thousand francs at a discount of twenty per cent, and
Martin Falleix with two hundred thousand at fifteen. Gigonnet saw what was
going on. He helped to spread the panic, with a view to buying up
Nucingen’s paper himself and making a commission of two or three per cent
out of Werbrust.</p>
<p>“In a corner of the Bourse he came upon poor Matifat, who had three
hundred thousand francs in Nucingen’s bank. Matifat, ghastly and haggard,
beheld the terrible Gigonnet, the bill-discounter of his old quarter,
coming up to worry him. He shuddered in spite of himself.</p>
<p>“‘Things are looking bad. There is a crisis on hand. Nucingen is
compounding with his creditors. But this does not interest you, Daddy
Matifat; you are out of business.’</p>
<p>“‘Oh, well, you are mistaken, Gigonnet; I am in for three hundred thousand
francs. I meant to speculate in Spanish bonds.’</p>
<p>“‘Then you have saved your money. Spanish bonds would have swept
everything away; whereas I am prepared to offer you something like fifty
per cent for your account with Nucingen.’</p>
<p>“‘You are very keen about it, it seems to me,’ said Matifat. ‘I never knew
a banker yet that paid less than fifty per cent. Ah, if it were only a
matter of ten per cent of loss—’ added the retired man of drugs.</p>
<p>“‘Well, will you take fifteen?’ asked Gigonnet.</p>
<p>“‘You are very keen about it, it seems to me,’ said Matifat.</p>
<p>“‘Good-night.’</p>
<p>“‘Will you take twelve?’</p>
<p>“‘Done,’ said Gigonnet.</p>
<p>“Before night two millions had been bought up in the names of the three
chance-united confederates, and posted by du Tillet to the debit side of
Nucingen’s account. Next day they drew their premium.</p>
<p>“The dainty little old Baroness d’Aldrigger was at breakfast with her two
daughters and Godefroid, when Rastignac came in with a diplomatic air to
steer the conversation on the financial crisis. The Baron de Nucingen felt
a lively regard for the d’Aldrigger family; he was prepared, if things
went amiss, to cover the Baroness’ account with his best securities, to
wit, some shares in the argentiferous lead-mines, but the application must
come from the lady.</p>
<p>“‘Poor Nucingen!’ said the Baroness. ‘What can have become of him?’</p>
<p>“‘He is in Belgium. His wife is petitioning for a separation of her
property; but he had gone to see if he can arrange with some bankers to
see him through.’</p>
<p>“‘Dear me! That reminds me of my poor husband! Dear M. de Rastignac, how
you must feel this, so attached as you are to the house!’</p>
<p>“‘If all the indifferent are covered, his personal friends will be
rewarded later on. He will pull through; he is a clever man.’</p>
<p>“‘An honest man, above all things,’ said the Baroness.</p>
<p>“A month later, Nucingen met all his liabilities, with no formalities
beyond the letters by which creditors signified the investments which they
preferred to take in exchange for their capital; and with no action on the
part of other banks beyond registering the transfer of Nucingen’s paper
for the investments in favor.</p>
<p>“While du Tillet, Werbrust, Claparon, Gigonnet, and others that thought
themselves clever were fetching in Nucingen’s paper from abroad with a
premium of one per cent—for it was still worth their while to
exchange it for securities in a rising market—there was all the more
talk on the Bourse, because there was nothing now to fear. They babbled
over Nucingen; he was discussed and judged; they even slandered him. His
luxurious life, his enterprises! When a man has so much on his hands, he
overreaches himself, and so forth, and so forth.</p>
<p>“The talk was at its height, when several people were greatly astonished
to receive letters from Geneva, Basel, Milan, Naples, Genoa, Marseilles,
and London, in which their correspondents, previously advised of the
failure, informed them that somebody was offering one per cent for
Nucingen’s paper! ‘There is something up,’ said the lynxes of the Bourse.</p>
<p>“The Court meanwhile had granted the application for Mme. de Nucingen’s
separation as to her estate, and the question became still more
complicated. The newspapers announced the return of M. le Baron de
Nucingen from a journey to Belgium; he had been arranging, it was said,
with a well-known Belgian firm to resume the working of some coal-pits in
the Bois de Bossut. The Baron himself appeared on the Bourse, and never
even took the trouble to contradict the slanders circulating against him.
He scorned to reply through the press; he simply bought a splendid estate
just outside Paris for two millions of francs. Six weeks afterwards, the
Bordeaux shipping intelligence announced that two vessels with cargoes of
bullion to the amount of seven millions, consigned to the firm of
Nucingen, were lying in the river.</p>
<p>“Then it was plain to Palma, Werbrust, and du Tillet that the trick had
been played. Nobody else was any the wiser. The three scholars studied the
means by which the great bubble had been created, saw that it had been
preparing for eleven months, and pronounced Nucingen the greatest
financier in Europe.</p>
<p>“Rastignac understood nothing of all this, but he had the four hundred
thousand francs which Nucingen had allowed him to shear from the Parisian
sheep, and he portioned his sisters. D’Aiglemont, at a hint from his
cousin Beaudenord, besought Rastignac to accept ten per cent upon his
million if he would undertake to convert it into shares in a canal which
is still to make, for Nucingen worked things with the Government to such
purpose that the concessionaires find it to their interest not to finish
their scheme. Charles Grandet implored Delphine’s lover to use his
interest to secure shares for him in exchange for his cash. And altogether
Rastignac played the part of Law for ten days; he had the prettiest
duchesses in France praying to him to allot shares to them, and to-day the
young man very likely has an income of forty thousand livres, derived in
the first instance from the argentiferous lead-mines.”</p>
<p>“If every one was better off, who can have lost?” asked Finot.</p>
<p>“Hear the conclusion,” rejoined Bixiou. “The Marquis d’Aiglemont and
Beaudenord (I put them forward as two examples out of many) kept their
allotted shares, enticed by the so-called dividend that fell due a few
months afterwards. They had another three per cent on their capital, they
sang Nucingen’s praises, and took his part at a time when everybody
suspected that he was going bankrupt. Godefroid married his beloved Isaure
and took shares in the mines to the value of a hundred thousand francs.
The Nucingens gave a ball even more splendid than people expected of them
on the occasion of the wedding; Delphine’s present to the bride was a
charming set of rubies. Isaure danced, a happy wife, a girl no longer. The
little Baroness was more than ever a Shepherdess of the Alps. The ball was
at its height when Malvina, the <i>Andalouse</i> of Musset’s poem, heard
du Tillet’s voice drily advising her to take Desroches. Desroches, warmed
to the right degree by Rastignac and Nucingen, tried to come to an
understanding financially; but at the first hint of shares in the mines
for the bride’s portion, he broke off and went back to the Matifat’s in
the Rue du Cherche-Midi, only to find the accursed canal shares which
Gigonnet had foisted on Matifat in lieu of cash.</p>
<p>“They had not long to wait for the crash. The firm of Claparon did
business on too large a scale, the capital was locked up, the concern
ceased to serve its purposes, or to pay dividends, though the speculations
were sound. These misfortunes coincided with the events of 1827. In 1829
it was too well known that Claparon was a man of straw set up by the two
giants; he fell from his pedestal. Shares that had fetched twelve hundred
and fifty francs fell to four hundred, though intrinsically they were
worth six. Nucingen, knowing their value, bought them up at four.</p>
<p>“Meanwhile the little Baroness d’Aldrigger had sold out of the mines that
paid no dividends, and Godefroid had reinvested the money belonging to his
wife and her mother in Claparon’s concern. Debts compelled them to realize
when the shares were at their lowest, so that of seven hundred thousand
francs only two hundred thousand remained. They made a clearance, and all
that was left was prudently invested in the three per cents at
seventy-five. Godefroid, the sometime gay and careless bachelor who had
lived without taking thought all his life long, found himself saddled with
a little goose of a wife totally unfitted to bear adversity (indeed,
before six months were over, he had witnessed the anserine transformation
of his beloved) to say nothing of a mother-in-law whose mind ran on pretty
dresses while she had not bread to eat. The two families must live
together to live at all. It was only by stirring up all his considerably
chilled interest that Godefroid got a post in the audit department. His
friends?—They were out of town. His relatives?—All
astonishment and promises. ‘What! my dear boy! Oh! count upon me! Poor
fellow!’ and Beaudenord was clean forgotten fifteen minutes afterwards. He
owed his place to Nucingen and de Vandenesse.</p>
<p>“And to-day these so estimable and unfortunate people are living on a
third floor (not counting the entresol) in the Rue du Mont Thabor.
Malvina, the Adolphus’ pearl of a granddaughter, has not a farthing. She
gives music-lessons, not to be a burden upon her brother-in-law. You may
see a tall, dark, thin, withered woman, like a mummy escaped from
Passalacqua’s about afoot through the streets of Paris. In 1830 Beaudenord
lost his situation just as his wife presented him with a fourth child. A
family of eight and two servants (Wirth and his wife) and an income of
eight thousand livres. And at this moment the mines are paying so well,
that an original share of a thousand francs brings in a dividend of cent
per cent.</p>
<p>“Rastignac and Mme. de Nucingen bought the shares sold by the Baroness and
Godefroid. The Revolution made a peer of France of Nucingen and a Grand
Officer of the Legion of Honor. He has not stopped payment since 1830, but
still I hear that he has something like seventeen millions. He put faith
in the Ordinances of July, sold out of all his investments, and boldly put
his money into the funds when the three per cents stood at forty-five. He
persuaded the Tuileries that this was done out of devotion, and about the
same time he and du Tillet between them swallowed down three millions
belonging to that great scamp Philippe Bridau.</p>
<p>“Quite lately our Baron was walking along the Rue de Rivoli on his way to
the Bois when he met the Baroness d’Aldrigger under the colonnade. The
little old lady wore a tiny green bonnet with a rose-colored lining, a
flowered gown, and a mantilla; altogether, she was more than ever the
Shepherdess of the Alps. She could no more be made to understand the
causes of her poverty than the sources of her wealth. As she went along,
leaning upon poor Malvina, that model of heroic devotion, she seemed to be
the young girl and Malvina the old mother. Wirth followed them, carrying
an umbrella.</p>
<p>“‘Dere are beoples whose vordune I vound it imbossible to make,’ said the
Baron, addressing his companion (M. Cointet, a cabinet minister). ‘Now dot
de baroxysm off brincibles haf bassed off, chust reinshtate dot boor
Peautenord.’</p>
<p>“So Beaudenord went back to his desk, thanks to Nucingen’s good offices;
and the d’Aldriggers extol Nucingen as a hero of friendship, for he always
sends the little Shepherdess of the Alps and her daughters invitations to
his balls. No creature whatsoever can be made to understand that the Baron
yonder three times did his best to plunder the public without breaking the
letter of the law, and enriched people in spite of himself. No one has a
word to say against him. If anybody should suggest that a big capitalist
often is another word for a cut-throat, it would be a most egregious
calumny. If stocks rise and fall, if property improves and depreciates,
the fluctuations of the market are caused by a common movement, a
something in the air, a tide in the affairs of men subject like other
tides to lunar influences. The great Arago is much to blame for giving us
no scientific theory to account for this important phenomenon. The only
outcome of all this is an axiom which I have never seen anywhere in print——”</p>
<p>“And that is?”</p>
<p>“The debtor is more than a match for the creditor.”</p>
<p>“Oh!” said Blondet. “For my own part, all that we have been saying seems
to me to be a paraphrase of the epigram in which Montesquieu summed up <i>l’Esprit
des Lois</i>.”</p>
<p>“What?” said Finot.</p>
<p>“Laws are like spiders’ webs; the big flies get through, while the little
ones are caught.”</p>
<p>“Then, what are you for?” asked Finot.</p>
<p>“For absolute government, the only kind of government under which
enterprises against the spirit of the law can be put down. Yes. Arbitrary
rule is the salvation of a country when it comes to the support of
justice, for the right of mercy is strictly one-sided. The king can pardon
a fraudulent bankrupt; he cannot do anything for the victims. The letter
of the law is fatal to modern society.”</p>
<p>“Just get that into the electors’ heads!” said Bixiou.</p>
<p>“Some one has undertaken to do it.”</p>
<p>“Who?”</p>
<p>“Time. As the Bishop of Leon said, ‘Liberty is ancient, but kingship is
eternal; any nation in its right mind returns to monarchical government in
one form or another.’”</p>
<p>“I say, there was somebody next door,” said Finot, hearing us rise to go.</p>
<p>“There always is somebody next door,” retorted Bixiou. “But he must have
been drunk.”</p>
<p>PARIS, November 1837.</p>
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