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<h1> MRS. SKAGGS'S HUSBANDS </h1>
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<h2> By Bret Harte </h2>
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<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0001"> MRS. SKAGGS'S HUSBANDS. </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0004"> HOW SANTA CLAUS CAME TO SIMPSON'S BAR.</SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0006"> THE ILIAD OF SANDY BAR. </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0007"> MR THOMPSON'S PRODIGAL </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0008"> THE ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0009"> THE POET OF SIERRA FLAT. </SPAN></p>
<p><SPAN href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE CHRISTMAS GIFT THAT CAME TO RUPERT.</SPAN></p>
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<h2> MRS. SKAGGS'S HUSBANDS. </h2>
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<h2> PART I—WEST. </h2>
<p>The sun was rising in the foot-hills. But for an hour the black mass of
Sierra eastward of Angel's had been outlined with fire, and the
conventional morning had come two hours before with the down coach from
Placerville. The dry, cold, dewless California night still lingered in the
long canyons and folded skirts of Table Mountain. Even on the mountain
road the air was still sharp, and that urgent necessity for something to
keep out the chill, which sent the barkeeper sleepily among his bottles
and wineglasses at the station, obtained all along the road.</p>
<p>Perhaps it might be said that the first stir of life was in the bar-rooms.
A few birds twittered in the sycamores at the roadside, but long before
that glasses had clicked and bottles gurgled in the saloon of the Mansion
House. This was still lit by a dissipated-looking hanging-lamp, which was
evidently the worse for having been up all night, and bore a singular
resemblance to a faded reveller of Angel's, who even then sputtered and
flickered in HIS socket in an arm-chair below it,—a resemblance so
plain that when the first level sunbeam pierced the window-pane, the
barkeeper, moved by a sentiment of consistency and compassion, put them
both out together.</p>
<p>Then the sun came up haughtily. When it had passed the eastern ridge it
began, after its habit, to lord it over Angel's, sending the thermometer
up twenty degrees in as many minutes, driving the mules to the sparse
shade of corrals and fences, making the red dust incandescent, and
renewing its old imperious aggression on the spiked bosses of the convex
shield of pines that defended Table Mountain. Thither by nine o'clock all
coolness had retreated, and the “outsides” of the up stage plunged their
hot faces in its aromatic shadows as in water.</p>
<p>It was the custom of the driver of the Wingdam coach to whip up his horses
and enter Angel's at that remarkable pace which the woodcuts in the hotel
bar-room represented to credulous humanity as the usual rate of speed of
that conveyance. At such times the habitual expression of disdainful
reticence and lazy official severity which he wore on the box became
intensified as the loungers gathered about the vehicle, and only the
boldest ventured to address him. It was the Hon. Judge Beeswinger, Member
of Assembly, who to-day presumed, perhaps rashly, on the strength of his
official position.</p>
<p>“Any political news from below, Bill?” he asked, as the latter slowly
descended from his lofty perch, without, however, any perceptible coming
down of mien or manner.</p>
<p>“Not much,” said Bill, with deliberate gravity. “The President o' the
United States hezn't bin hisself sens you refoosed that seat in the
Cabinet. The ginral feelin' in perlitical circles is one o' regret.”</p>
<p>Irony, even of this outrageous quality, was too common in Angel's to
excite either a smile or a frown. Bill slowly entered the bar-room during
a dry, dead silence, in which only a faint spirit of emulation survived.</p>
<p>“Ye didn't bring up that agint o' Rothschild's this trip?” asked the
barkeeper, slowly, by way of vague contribution to the prevailing tone of
conversation.</p>
<p>“No,” responded Bill, with thoughtful exactitude. “He said he couldn't
look inter that claim o' Johnson's without first consultin' the Bank o'
England.”</p>
<p>The Mr. Johnson here alluded to being present as the faded reveller the
barkeeper had lately put out, and as the alleged claim notoriously
possessed no attractions whatever to capitalists, expectation naturally
looked to him for some response to this evident challenge. He did so by
simply stating that he would “take sugar” in his, and by walking
unsteadily toward the bar, as if accepting a festive invitation. To the
credit of Bill be it recorded that he did not attempt to correct the
mistake, but gravely touched glasses with him, and after saying “Here's
another nail in your coffin,”—a cheerful sentiment, to which “And
the hair all off your head,” was playfully added by the others,—he
threw off his liquor with a single dexterous movement of head and elbow,
and stood refreshed.</p>
<p>“Hello, old major!” said Bill, suddenly setting down his glass. “Are YOU
there?”</p>
<p>It was a boy, who, becoming bashfully conscious that this epithet was
addressed to him, retreated sideways to the doorway, where he stood
beating his hat against the door-post with an assumption of indifference
that his downcast but mirthful dark eyes and reddening cheek scarcely bore
out. Perhaps it was owing to his size, perhaps it was to a certain
cherubic outline of face and figure, perhaps to a peculiar trustfulness of
expression, that he did not look half his age, which was really fourteen.</p>
<p>Everybody in Angel's knew the boy. Either under the venerable title
bestowed by Bill, or as “Tom Islington,” after his adopted father, his was
a familiar presence in the settlement, and the theme of much local
criticism and comment. His waywardness, indolence, and unaccountable
amiability—a quality at once suspicious and gratuitous in a pioneer
community like Angel's—had often been the subject of fierce
discussion. A large and reputable majority believed him destined for the
gallows; a minority not quite so reputable enjoyed his presence without
troubling themselves much about his future; to one or two the evil
predictions of the majority possessed neither novelty nor terror.</p>
<p>“Anything for me, Bill?” asked the boy, half mechanically, with the air of
repeating some jocular formulary perfectly understood by Bill.</p>
<p>“Anythin' for you!” echoed Bill, with an overacted severity equally well
understood by Tommy,—“anythin' for you? No! And it's my opinion
there won't be anythin' for you ez long ez you hang around bar-rooms and
spend your valooable time with loafers and bummers. Git!”</p>
<p>The reproof was accompanied by a suitable exaggeration of gesture (Bill
had seized a decanter) before which the boy retreated still
good-humoredly. Bill followed him to the door. “Dern my skin, if he hezn't
gone off with that bummer Johnson,” he added, as he looked down the road.</p>
<p>“What's he expectin', Bill?” asked the barkeeper.</p>
<p>“A letter from his aunt. Reckon he'll hev to take it out in expectin'.
Likely they're glad to get shut o' him.”</p>
<p>“He's leadin' a shiftless, idle life here,” interposed the Member of
Assembly.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Bill, who never allowed any one but himself to abuse his
protege, “seein' he ain't expectin' no offis from the hands of an
enlightened constitooency, it IS rayther a shiftless life.” After
delivering this Parthian arrow with a gratuitous twanging of the bow to
indicate its offensive personality, Bill winked at the barkeeper, slowly
resumed a pair of immense, bulgy buckskin gloves, which gave his fingers
the appearance of being painfully sore and bandaged, strode to the door
without looking at anybody, called out, “All aboard,” with a perfunctory
air of supreme indifference whether the invitation was heeded, remounted
his box, and drove stolidly away.</p>
<p>Perhaps it was well that he did so, for the conversation at once assumed a
disrespectful attitude toward Tom and his relatives. It was more than
intimated that Tom's alleged aunt was none other than Tom's real mother,
while it was also asserted that Tom's alleged uncle did not himself
participate in this intimate relationship to the boy to an extent which
the fastidious taste of Angel's deemed moral and necessary. Popular
opinion also believed that Islington, the adopted father, who received a
certain stipend ostensibly for the boy's support, retained it as a reward
for his reticence regarding these facts. “He ain't ruinin' hisself by
wastin' it on Tom,” said the barkeeper, who possibly possessed positive
knowledge of much of Islington's disbursements. But at this point
exhausted nature languished among some of the debaters, and he turned from
the frivolity of conversation to his severer professional duties.</p>
<p>It was also well that Bill's momentary attitude of didactic propriety was
not further excited by the subsequent conduct of his protege. For by this
time Tom, half supporting the unstable Johnson, who developed a tendency
to occasionally dash across the glaring road, but checked himself mid way
each time, reached the corral which adjoined the Mansion House. At its
farther extremity was a pump and horse-trough. Here, without a word being
spoken, but evidently in obedience to some habitual custom, Tom led his
companion. With the boy's assistance, Johnson removed his coat and
neckcloth, turned back the collar of his shirt, and gravely placed his
head beneath the pump-spout. With equal gravity and deliberation, Tom took
his place at the handle. For a few moments only the splashing of water and
regular strokes of the pump broke the solemnly ludicrous silence. Then
there was a pause in which Johnson put his hands to his dripping head,
felt of it critically as if it belonged to somebody else, and raised his
eyes to his companion. “That ought to fetch IT,” said Tom, in answer to
the look. “Ef it don't,” replied Johnson, doggedly, with an air of
relieving himself of all further responsibility in the matter, “it's got
to, thet's all!”</p>
<p>If “it” referred to some change in the physiognomy of Johnson, “it” had
probably been “fetched” by the process just indicated. The head that went
under the pump was large, and clothed with bushy, uncertain-colored hair;
the face was flushed, puffy, and expressionless, the eyes injected and
full. The head that came out from under the pump was of smaller size and
different shape, the hair straight, dark, and sleek, the face pale and
hollow-cheeked, the eyes bright and restless. In the haggard, nervous
ascetic that rose from the horse-trough there was very little trace of the
Bacchus that had bowed there a moment before. Familiar as Tom must have
been with the spectacle, he could not help looking inquiringly at the
trough, as if expecting to see some traces of the previous Johnson in its
shallow depths.</p>
<p>A narrow strip of willow, alder, and buckeye—a mere dusty, ravelled
fringe of the green mantle that swept the high shoulders of Table Mountain—lapped
the edge of the corral. The silent pair were quick to avail themselves of
even its scant shelter from the overpowering sun. They had not proceeded
far, before Johnson, who was walking quite rapidly in advance, suddenly
brought himself up, and turned to his companion with an interrogative
“Eh?”</p>
<p>“I didn't speak,” said Tommy, quietly.</p>
<p>“Who said you spoke?” said Johnson, with a quick look of cunning. “In
course you didn't speak, and I didn't speak, neither. Nobody spoke. Wot
makes you think you spoke?” he continued, peering curiously into Tommy's
eyes.</p>
<p>The smile which habitually shone there quickly vanished as the boy stepped
quietly to his companion's side, and took his arm without a word.</p>
<p>“In course you didn't speak, Tommy,” said Johnson, deprecatingly. “You
ain't a boy to go for to play an ole soaker like me. That's wot I like you
for. Thet's wot I seed in you from the first. I sez, 'Thet 'ere boy ain't
goin' to play you, Johnson! You can go your whole pile on him, when you
can't trust even a bar-keep.' Thet's wot I said. Eh?”</p>
<p>This time Tommy prudently took no notice of the interrogation, and Johnson
went on: “Ef I was to ask you another question, you wouldn't go to play me
neither,—would you, Tommy?”</p>
<p>“No,” said the boy.</p>
<p>“Ef I was to ask you,” continued Johnson, without heeding the reply, but
with a growing anxiety of eye and a nervous twitching of his lips,—“ef
I was to ask you, fur instance, ef that was a jackass rabbit thet jest
passed,—eh?—you'd say it was or was not, ez the case may be.
You wouldn't play the ole man on thet?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Tommy, quietly, “it WAS a jackass rabbit.”</p>
<p>“Ef I was to ask you,” continued Johnson, “ef it wore, say, fur instance,
a green hat with yaller ribbons, you wouldn't play me, and say it did,
onless,”—he added, with intensified cunning,—“onless it DID?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Tommy, “of course I wouldn't; but then, you see, IT DID.”</p>
<p>“It did?”</p>
<p>“It did!” repeated Tommy, stoutly; “a green hat with yellow ribbons—and—and—a
red rosette.”</p>
<p>“I didn't get to see the ros-ette,” said Johnson, with slow and
conscientious deliberation, yet with an evident sense of relief; “but that
ain't sayin' it warn't there, you know. Eh?”</p>
<p>Tommy glanced quietly at his companion. There were great beads of
perspiration on his ashen-gray forehead and on the ends of his lank hair;
the hand which twitched spasmodically in his was cold and clammy, the
other, which was free, had a vague, purposeless, jerky activity, as if
attached to some deranged mechanism. Without any apparent concern in these
phenomena, Tommy halted, and, seating himself on a log, motioned his
companion to a place beside him. Johnson obeyed without a word. Slight as
was the act, perhaps no other incident of their singular companionship
indicated as completely the dominance of this careless, half-effeminate,
but self-possessed boy over this doggedly self-willed, abnormally excited
man.</p>
<p>“It ain't the square thing,” said Johnson, after a pause, with a laugh
that was neither mirthful nor musical, and frightened away a lizard that
had been regarding the pair with breathless suspense,—“it ain't the
square thing for jackass rabbits to wear hats, Tommy,—is it, eh?”</p>
<p>“Well,” said Tommy, with unmoved composure, “sometimes they do and
sometimes they don't. Animals are mighty queer.” And here Tommy went off
in an animated, but, I regret to say, utterly untruthful and untrustworthy
account of the habits of California fauna, until he was interrupted by
Johnson.</p>
<p>“And snakes, eh, Tommy?” said the man, with an abstracted air, gazing
intently on the ground before him.</p>
<p>“And snakes,” said Tommy; “but they don't bite, at least not that kind you
see. There!—don't move, Uncle Ben, don't move; they're gone now. And
it's about time you took your dose.”</p>
<p>Johnson had hurriedly risen as if to leap upon the log, but Tommy had as
quickly caught his arm with one hand while he drew a bottle from his
pocket with the other. Johnson paused, and eyed the bottle. “Ef you say
so, my boy,” he faltered, as his fingers closed nervously around it; “say
'when,' then.” He raised the bottle to his lips and took a long draught,
the boy regarding him critically. “When,” said Tommy, suddenly. Johnson
started, flushed, and returned the bottle quickly. But the color that had
risen to his cheek stayed there, his eye grew less restless, and as they
moved away again, the hand that rested on Tommy's shoulder was steadier.</p>
<p>Their way lay along the flank of Table Mountain,—a wandering trail
through a tangled solitude that might have seemed virgin and unbroken but
for a few oyster-cans, yeast-powder tins, and empty bottles that had been
apparently stranded by the “first low wash” of pioneer waves. On the
ragged trunk of an enormous pine hung a few tufts of gray hair caught from
a passing grizzly, but in strange juxtaposition at its foot lay an empty
bottle of incomparable bitters,—the chef-d'oeuvre of a hygienic
civilization, and blazoned with the arms of an all-healing republic. The
head of a rattlesnake peered from a case that had contained tobacco, which
was still brightly placarded with the high-colored effigy of a popular
danseuse. And a little beyond this the soil was broken and fissured, there
was a confused mass of roughly hewn timber, a straggling line of sluicing,
a heap of gravel and dirt, a rude cabin, and the claim of Johnson.</p>
<p>Except for the rudest purposes of shelter from rain and cold, the cabin
possessed but little advantage over the simple savagery of surrounding
nature. It had all the practical directness of the habitation of some
animal, without its comfort or picturesque quality; the very birds that
haunted it for food must have felt their own superiority as architects. It
was inconceivably dirty, even with its scant capacity for accretion; it
was singularly stale, even in its newness and freshness of material.
Unspeakably dreary as it was in shadow, the sunlight visited it in a
blind, aching, purposeless way, as if despairing of mellowing its outlines
or of even tanning it into color.</p>
<p>The claim worked by Johnson in his intervals of sobriety was represented
by half a dozen rude openings in the mountain-side, with the heaped-up
debris of rock and gravel before the mouth of each. They gave very little
evidence of engineering skill or constructive purpose, or indeed showed
anything but the vague, successively abandoned essays of their projector.
To-day they served another purpose, for as the sun had heated the little
cabin almost to the point of combustion, curling up the long dry shingles,
and starting aromatic tears from the green pine beams, Tommy led Johnson
into one of the larger openings, and with a sense of satisfaction threw
himself panting upon its rocky floor. Here and there the grateful dampness
was condensed in quiet pools of water, or in a monotonous and soothing
drip from the rocks above. Without lay the staring sunlight,—colorless,
clarified, intense.</p>
<p>For a few moments they lay resting on their elbows in blissful
contemplation of the heat they had escaped. “Wot do you say,” said
Johnson, slowly, without looking at his companion, but abstractly
addressing himself to the landscape beyond,—“wot do you say to two
straight games fur one thousand dollars?”</p>
<p>“Make it five thousand,” replied Tommy, reflectively, also to the
landscape, “and I'm in.”</p>
<p>“Wot do I owe you now?” said Johnson, after a lengthened silence.</p>
<p>“One hundred and seventy-five thousand two hundred and fifty dollars,”
replied Tommy, with business-like gravity.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Johnson, after a deliberation commensurate with the magnitude
of the transaction, “ef you win, call it a hundred and eighty thousand,
round. War's the keerds?”</p>
<p>They were in an old tin box in a crevice of a rock above his head. They
were greasy and worn with service. Johnson dealt, albeit his right hand
was still uncertain,—hovering, after dropping the cards, aimlessly
about Tommy, and being only recalled by a strong nervous effort. Yet,
notwithstanding this incapacity for even honest manipulation, Mr. Johnson
covertly turned a knave from the bottom of the pack with such shameless
inefficiency and gratuitous unskilfulness, that even Tommy was obliged to
cough and look elsewhere to hide his embarrassment. Possibly for this
reason the young gentleman was himself constrained, by way of correction,
to add a valuable card to his own hand, over and above the number he
legitimately held.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, the game was unexciting, and dragged listlessly. Johnson
won. He recorded the fact and the amount with a stub of pencil and shaking
fingers in wandering hieroglyphics all over a pocket diary. Then there was
a long pause, when Johnson slowly drew something from his pocket, and held
it up before his companion. It was apparently a dull red stone.</p>
<p>“Ef,” said Johnson, slowly, with his old look of simple cunning,—“ef
you happened to pick up sich a rock ez that, Tommy, what might you say it
was?”</p>
<p>“Don't know,” said Tommy.</p>
<p>“Mightn't you say,” continued Johnson, cautiously, “that it was gold, or
silver?”</p>
<p>“Neither,” said Tommy, promptly.</p>
<p>“Mightn't you say it was quicksilver? Mightn't you say that ef thar was a
friend o' yourn ez knew war to go and turn out ten ton of it a day, and
every ton worth two thousand dollars, that he had a soft thing, a very
soft thing,—allowin', Tommy, that you used sich language, which you
don't?”</p>
<p>“But,” said the boy, coming to the point with great directness, “DO you
know where to get it? have you struck it, Uncle Ben?”</p>
<p>Johnson looked carefully around. “I hev, Tommy. Listen. I know whar thar's
cartloads of it. But thar's only one other specimen—the mate to this
yer—thet's above ground, and thet's in 'Frisco. Thar's an agint
comin' up in a day or two to look into it. I sent for him. Eh?”</p>
<p>His bright, restless eyes were concentrated on Tommy's face now, but the
boy showed neither surprise nor interest. Least of all did he betray any
recollection of Bill's ironical and gratuitous corroboration of this part
of the story.</p>
<p>“Nobody knows it,” continued Johnson, in a nervous whisper,—“nobody
knows it but you and the agint in 'Frisco. The boys workin' round yar
passes by and sees the old man grubbin' away, and no signs o' color, not
even rotten quartz; the boys loafin' round the Mansion House sees the old
man lyin' round free in bar-rooms, and they laughs and sez, 'Played out,'
and spects nothin'. Maybe ye think they spects suthin now, eh?” queried
Johnson, suddenly, with a sharp look of suspicion.</p>
<p>Tommy looked up, shook his head, threw a stone at a passing rabbit, but
did not reply.</p>
<p>“When I fust set eyes on you, Tommy,” continued Johnson, apparently
reassured, “the fust day you kem and pumped for me, an entire stranger,
and hevin no call to do it, I sez, 'Johnson, Johnson,' sez I,' yer's a boy
you kin trust. Yer's a boy that won't play you; yer's a chap that's white
and square,'—white and square, Tommy: them's the very words I used.”</p>
<p>He paused for a moment, and then went on in a confidential whisper, “'You
want capital, Johnson,' sez I, 'to develop your resources, and you want a
pardner. Capital you can send for, but your pardner, Johnson,—your
pardner is right yer. And his name, it is Tommy Islington.' Them's the
very words I used.”</p>
<p>He stopped and chafed his clammy hands upon his knees. “It's six months
ago sens I made you my pardner. Thar ain't a lick I've struck sens then,
Tommy, thar ain't a han'ful o' yearth I've washed, thar ain't a shovelful
o' rock I've turned over, but I tho't o' you. 'Share, and share alike,'
sez I. When I wrote to my agint, I wrote ekal for my pardner, Tommy
Islington, he hevin no call to know ef the same was man or boy.”</p>
<p>He had moved nearer the boy, and would perhaps have laid his hand
caressingly upon him, but even in his manifest affection there was a
singular element of awed restraint and even fear,—a suggestion of
something withheld even his fullest confidences, a hopeless perception of
some vague barrier that never could be surmounted. He may have been at
times dimly conscious that, in the eyes which Tommy raised to his, there
was thorough intellectual appreciation, critical good-humor, even feminine
softness, but nothing more. His nervousness somewhat heightened by his
embarrassment, he went on with an attempt at calmness which his twitching
white lips and unsteady fingers made pathetically grotesque. “Thar's a
bill o' sale in my bunk, made out accordin' to law, of an ekal ondivided
half of the claim, and the consideration is two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars,—gambling debts,—gambling debts from me to you, Tommy,—you
understand?”—nothing could exceed the intense cunning of his eye at
this moment,—“and then thar's a will.”</p>
<p>“A will?” said Tommy, in amused surprise.</p>
<p>Johnson looked frightened.</p>
<p>“Eh?” he said, hurriedly, “wot will? Who said anythin' 'bout a will,
Tommy?”</p>
<p>“Nobody,” replied Tommy, with unblushing calm.</p>
<p>Johnson passed his hand over his cold forehead, wrung the damp ends of his
hair with his fingers, and went on: “Times when I'm took bad ez I was
to-day, the boys about yer sez—you sez, maybe, Tommy—it's
whiskey. It ain't, Tommy. It's pizen,—quicksilver pizen. That's
what's the matter with me. I'm salviated! Salviated with merkery.</p>
<p>“I've heerd o' it before,” continued Johnson, appealing to the boy, “and
ez a boy o' permiskus reading, I reckon you hev too. Them men as works in
cinnabar sooner or later gets salviated. It's bound to fetch 'em some
time. Salviated by merkery.”</p>
<p>“What are you goin' to do for it?” asked Tommy.</p>
<p>“When the agint comes up, and I begins to realize on this yer mine,” said
Johnson, contemplatively, “I goes to New York. I sez to the barkeep' o'
the hotel, 'Show me the biggest doctor here.' He shows me. I sez to him,
'Salviated by merkery,—a year's standin',—how much?' He sez,
'Five thousand dollars, and take two o' these pills at bedtime, and an
ekil number o' powders at meals, and come back in a week.' And I goes back
in a week, cured, and signs a certifikit to that effect.”</p>
<p>Encouraged by a look of interest in Tommy's eye, he went on.</p>
<p>“So I gets cured. I goes to the barkeep', and I sez, 'Show me the biggest,
fashionblest house thet's for sale yer.' And he sez, 'The biggest,
nat'rally b'longs to John Jacob Astor.' And I sez, 'Show him,' and he
shows him. And I sez, 'Wot might you ask for this yer house?' And he looks
at me scornful, and sez, 'Go 'way, old man; you must be sick.' And I
fetches him one over the left eye, and he apologizes, and I gives him his
own price for the house. I stocks that house with mohogany furniture and
pervisions, and thar we lives, you and me, Tommy, you and me!”</p>
<p>The sun no longer shone upon the hillside. The shadows of the pines were
beginning to creep over Johnson's claim, and the air within the cavern was
growing chill. In the gathering darkness his eyes shone brightly as he
went on: “Then thar comes a day when we gives a big spread. We invites
govners, members o' Congress, gentlemen o' fashion, and the like. And
among 'em I invites a Man as holds his head very high, a Man I once knew;
but he doesn't know I knows him, and he doesn't remember me. And he comes
and he sits opposite me, and I watches him. And he's very airy, this Man,
and very chipper, and he wipes his mouth with a white hankercher, and he
smiles, and he ketches my eye. And he sez, 'A glass o' wine with you, Mr.
Johnson'; and he fills his glass and I fills mine, and we rises. And I
heaves that wine, glass and all, right into his damned grinnin' face. And
he jumps for me,—for he is very game, this Man, very game,—but
some on 'em grabs him, and he sez, 'Who be you?' And I sez, 'Skaggs! damn
you, Skaggs! Look at me! Gimme back my wife and child, gimme back the
money you stole, gimme back the good name you took away, gimme back the
health you ruined, gimme back the last twelve years! Give 'em to me, damn
you, quick, before I cuts your heart out!' And naterally, Tommy, he can't
do it. And so I cuts his heart out, my boy; I cuts his heart out.”</p>
<p>The purely animal fury of his eye suddenly changed again to cunning. “You
think they hangs me for it, Tommy, but they don't. Not much, Tommy. I goes
to the biggest lawyer there, and I says to him, 'Salviated by merkery,—you
hear me,—salviated by merkery.' And he winks at me, and he goes to
the judge, and he sez, 'This yer unfortnet man isn't responsible,—he's
been salviated by merkery.' And he brings witnesses; you comes, Tommy, and
you sez ez how you've seen me took bad afore; and the doctor, he comes,
and he sez as how he's seen me frightful; and the jury, without leavin'
their seats, brings in a verdict o' justifiable insanity,—salviated
by merkery.”</p>
<p>In the excitement of his climax he had risen to his feet, but would have
fallen had not Tommy caught him and led him into the open air. In this
sharper light there was an odd change visible in his yellow-white face,—a
change which caused Tommy to hurriedly support him, half leading, half
dragging him toward the little cabin. When they had reached it, Tommy
placed him on a rude “bunk,” or shelf, and stood for a moment in anxious
contemplation of the tremor-stricken man before him. Then he said rapidly:
“Listen, Uncle Ben. I'm goin' to town—to town, you understand—for
the doctor. You're not to get up or move on any account until I return. Do
you hear?” Johnson nodded violently. “I'll be back in two hours.” In
another moment he was gone.</p>
<p>For an hour Johnson kept his word. Then he suddenly sat up, and began to
gaze fixedly at a corner of the cabin. From gazing at it he began to
smile, from smiling at it he began to talk, from talking at it he began to
scream, from screaming he passed to cursing and sobbing wildly. Then he
lay quiet again.</p>
<p>He was so still that to merely human eyes he might have seemed asleep or
dead. But a squirrel, that, emboldened by the stillness, had entered from
the roof, stopped short upon a beam above the bunk, for he saw that the
man's foot was slowly and cautiously moving toward the floor, and that the
man's eyes were as intent and watchful as his own. Presently, still
without a sound, both feet were upon the floor. And then the bunk creaked,
and the squirrel whisked into the eaves of the roof. When he peered forth
again, everything was quiet, and the man was gone.</p>
<p>An hour later two muleteers on the Placerville Road passed a man with
dishevelled hair, glaring, bloodshot eyes, and clothes torn with bramble
and stained with the red dust of the mountain. They pursued him, when he
turned fiercely on the foremost, wrested a pistol from his grasp, and
broke away. Later still, when the sun had dropped behind Payne's Ridge,
the underbrush on Deadwood Slope crackled with a stealthy but continuous
tread. It must have been an animal whose dimly outlined bulk, in the
gathering darkness, showed here and there in vague but incessant motion;
it could be nothing but an animal whose utterance was at once so
incoherent, monotonous, and unremitting. Yet, when the sound came nearer,
and the chaparral was parted, it seemed to be a man, and that man Johnson.</p>
<p>Above the baying of phantasmal hounds that pressed him hard and drove him
on, with never rest or mercy; above the lashing of a spectral whip that
curled about his limbs, sang in his ears, and continually stung him
forward; above the outcries of the unclean shapes that thronged about him,—he
could still distinguish one real sound,—the rush and sweep of
hurrying waters. The Stanislaus River! A thousand feet below him drove its
yellowing current. Through all the vacillations of his unseated mind he
had clung to one idea,—to reach the river, to lave in it, to swim it
if need be, but to put it forever between him and the harrying shapes, to
drown forever in its turbid depths the thronging spectres, to wash away in
its yellow flood all stains and color of the past. And now he was leaping
from boulder to boulder, from blackened stump to stump, from gnarled bush
to bush, caught for a moment and withheld by clinging vines, or plunging
downward into dusty hollows, until, rolling, dropping, sliding, and
stumbling, he reached the river-bank, whereon he fell, rose, staggered
forward, and fell again with outstretched arms upon a rock that breasted
the swift current. And there he lay as dead.</p>
<p>A few stars came out hesitatingly above Deadwood Slope. A cold wind that
had sprung up with the going down of the sun fanned them into momentary
brightness, swept the heated flanks of the mountain, and ruffled the
river. Where the fallen man lay there was a sharp curve in the stream, so
that in the gathering shadows the rushing water seemed to leap out of the
darkness and to vanish again. Decayed drift-wood, trunks of trees,
fragments of broken sluicing,—the wash and waste of many a mile,—swept
into sight a moment, and were gone. All of decay, wreck, and foulness
gathered in the long circuit of mining-camp and settlement, all the dregs
and refuse of a crude and wanton civilization, reappeared for an instant,
and then were hurried away in the darkness and lost. No wonder that as the
wind ruffled the yellow waters the waves seemed to lift their unclean
hands toward the rock whereon the fallen man lay, as if eager to snatch
him from it, too, and hurry him toward the sea.</p>
<p>It was very still. In the clear air a horn blown a mile away was heard
distinctly. The jingling of a spur and a laugh on the highway over Payne's
Ridge sounded clearly across the river. The rattling of harness and hoofs
foretold for many minutes the approach of the Wingdam coach, that at last,
with flashing lights, passed within a few feet of the rock. Then for an
hour all again was quiet. Presently the moon, round and full, lifted
herself above the serried ridge and looked down upon the river. At first
the bared peak of Deadwood Hill gleamed white and skull-like. Then the
shadows of Payne's Ridge cast on the slope slowly sank away, leaving the
unshapely stumps, the dusty fissures, and clinging outcrop of Deadwood
Slope to stand out in black and silver. Still stealing softly downward,
the moonlight touched the bank and the rock, and then glittered brightly
on the river. The rock was bare and the man was gone, but the river still
hurried swiftly to the sea.</p>
<p>“Is there anything for me?” asked Tommy Islington, as, a week after, the
stage drew up at the Mansion House, and Bill slowly entered the bar-room.
Bill did not reply, but, turning to a stranger who had entered with him,
indicated with a jerk of his finger the boy. The stranger turned with an
air half of business, half of curiosity, and looked critically at Tommy.
“Is there anything for me?” repeated Tommy, a little confused at the
silence and scrutiny. Bill walked deliberately to the bar, and, placing
his back against it, faced Tommy with a look of demure enjoyment.</p>
<p>“Ef,” he remarked slowly,—“ef a hundred thousand dollars down and
half a million in perspektive is ennything, Major, THERE IS!”</p>
<p>MRS. SKAGGS'S HUSBANDS. <SPAN name="link2H_PART" id="link2H_PART_"></SPAN></p>
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<h2> PART II—EAST. </h2>
<p>It was characteristic of Angel's that the disappearance of Johnson, and
the fact that he had left his entire property to Tommy, thrilled the
community but slightly in comparison with the astounding discovery that he
had anything to leave. The finding of a cinnabar lode at Angel's absorbed
all collateral facts or subsequent details. Prospectors from adjoining
camps thronged the settlement; the hillside for a mile on either side of
Johnson's claim was staked out and pre-empted; trade received a sudden
stimulus; and, in the excited rhetoric of the “Weekly Record,” “a new era
had broken upon Angel's.” “On Thursday last,” added that paper, “over five
hundred dollars was taken in over the bar of the Mansion House.”</p>
<p>Of the fate of Johnson there was little doubt. He had been last seen lying
on a boulder on the river-bank by outside passengers of the Wingdam night
coach, and when Finn of Robinson's Ferry admitted to have fired three
shots from a revolver at a dark object struggling in the water near the
ferry, which he “suspicioned” to be a bear, the question seemed to be
settled. Whatever might have been the fallibility of his judgment, of the
accuracy of his aim there could be no doubt. The general belief that
Johnson, after possessing himself of the muleteer's pistol, could have run
amuck, gave a certain retributive justice to this story, which rendered it
acceptable to the camp.</p>
<p>It was also characteristic of Angel's that no feeling of envy or
opposition to the good fortune of Tommy Islington prevailed there. That he
was thoroughly cognizant, from the first, of Johnson's discovery, that his
attentions to him were interested, calculating, and speculative was,
however, the general belief of the majority,—a belief that,
singularly enough, awakened the first feelings of genuine respect for
Tommy ever shown by the camp. “He ain't no fool; Yuba Bill seed thet from
the first,” said the barkeeper. It was Yuba Bill who applied for the
guardianship of Tommy after his accession to Johnson's claim, and on whose
bonds the richest men of Calaveras were represented. It was Yuba Bill,
also, when Tommy was sent East to finish his education, accompanied him to
San Francisco, and, before parting with his charge on the steamer's deck,
drew him aside, and said, “Ef at enny time you want enny money, Tommy,
over and 'bove your 'lowance, you kin write; but ef you'll take my
advice,” he added, with a sudden huskiness mitigating the severity of his
voice, “you'll forget every derned ole spavined, string-halted bummer as
you ever met or knew at Angel's,—ev'ry one, Tommy,—ev'ry one!
And so—boy—take care of yourself—and—and God bless
ye, and pertikerly d—n me for a first-class A 1 fool.” It was Yuba
Bill, also, after this speech, glared savagely around, walked down the
crowded gang-plank with a rigid and aggressive shoulder, picked a quarrel
with his cabman, and, after bundling that functionary into his own
vehicle, took the reins himself, and drove furiously to his hotel. “It
cost me,” said Bill, recounting the occurrence somewhat later at Angel's,—“it
cost me a matter o' twenty dollars afore the jedge the next mornin'; but
you kin bet high thet I taught them 'Frisco chaps suthin new about
drivin'. I didn't make it lively in Montgomery Street for about ten
minutes,—O no!”</p>
<p>And so by degrees the two original locaters of the great Cinnabar lode
faded from the memory of Angel's, and Calaveras knew them no more. In five
years their very names had been forgotten; in seven the name of the town
was changed; in ten the town itself was transported bodily to the
hillside, and the chimney of the Union Smelting Works by night flickered
like a corpse-light over the site of Johnson's cabin, and by day poisoned
the pure spices of the pines. Even the Mansion House was dismantled, and
the Wingdam stage deserted the highway for a shorter cut by Quicksilver
City. Only the bared crest of Deadwood Hill, as of old, sharply cut the
clear blue sky, and at its base, as of old, the Stanislaus River,
unwearied and unresting, babbled, whispered, and hurried away to the sea.</p>
<p>A midsummer's day was breaking lazily on the Atlantic. There was not wind
enough to move the vapors in the foggy offing, but where the vague
distance heaved against a violet sky there were dull red streaks that,
growing brighter, presently painted out the stars. Soon the brown rocks of
Greyport appeared faintly suffused, and then the whole ashen line of dead
coast was kindled, and the lighthouse beacons went out one by one. And
then a hundred sail, before invisible, started out of the vapory horizon,
and pressed toward the shore. It was morning, indeed, and some of the best
society in Greyport, having been up all night, were thinking it was time
to go to bed.</p>
<p>For as the sky flashed brighter it fired the clustering red roofs of a
picturesque house by the sands that had all that night, from open lattice
and illuminated balcony, given light and music to the shore. It glittered
on the broad crystal spaces of a great conservatory that looked upon an
exquisite lawn, where all night long the blended odors of sea and shore
had swooned under the summer moon. But it wrought confusion among the
colored lamps on the long veranda, and startled a group of ladies and
gentlemen who had stepped from the drawing-room window to gaze upon it. It
was so searching and sincere in its way, that, as the carriage of the
fairest Miss Gillyflower rolled away, that peerless young woman, catching
sight of her face in the oval mirror, instantly pulled down the blinds,
and, nestling the whitest shoulders in Greyport against the crimson
cushions, went to sleep.</p>
<p>“How haggard everybody is! Rose, dear, you look almost intellectual,” said
Blanche Masterman.</p>
<p>“I hope not,” said Rose, simply. “Sunrises are very trying. Look how that
pink regularly puts out Mrs. Brown-Robinson, hair and all!”</p>
<p>“The angels,” said the Count de Nugat, with a polite gesture toward the
sky, “must have find these celestial combinations very bad for the
toilette.”</p>
<p>“They're safe in white,—except when they sit for their pictures in
Venice,” said Blanche. “How fresh Mr. Islington looks! It's really
uncomplimentary to us.”</p>
<p>“I suppose the sun recognizes in me no rival,” said the young man,
demurely. “But,” he added, “I have lived much in the open air, and require
very little sleep.”</p>
<p>“How delightful!” said Mrs. Brown-Robinson, in a low, enthusiastic voice
and a manner that held the glowing sentiment of sixteen and the practical
experiences of thirty-two in dangerous combination;—“how perfectly
delightful! What sunrises you must have seen, and in such wild, romantic
places! How I envy you! My nephew was a classmate of yours, and has often
repeated to me those charming stories you tell of your adventures. Won't
you tell some now? Do! How you must tire of us and this artificial life
here, so frightfully artificial, you know” (in a confidential whisper);
“and then to think of the days when you roamed the great West with the
Indians, and the bisons, and the grizzly bears! Of course, you have seen
grizzly bears and bisons?”</p>
<p>“Of course he has, dear,” said Blanche, a little pettishly, throwing a
cloak over her shoulders, and seizing her chaperon by the arm; “his
earliest infancy was soothed by bisons, and he proudly points to the
grizzly bear as the playmate of his youth. Come with me, and I'll tell you
all about it. How good it is of you,” she added, sotto voce, to Islington,
as he stood by the carriage,—“how perfectly good it is of you to be
like those animals you tell us of, and not know your full power. Think,
with your experiences and our credulity, what stories you MIGHT tell! And
you are going to walk? Good night, then.” A slim, gloved hand was frankly
extended from the window, and the next moment the carriage rolled away.</p>
<p>“Isn't Islington throwing away a chance there?” said Captain Merwin, on
the veranda.</p>
<p>“Perhaps he couldn't stand my lovely aunt's superadded presence. But then,
he's the guest of Blanche's father, and I dare say they see enough of each
other as it is.”</p>
<p>“But isn't it a rather dangerous situation?”</p>
<p>“For him, perhaps; although he's awfully old, and very queer. For her,
with an experience that takes in all the available men in both
hemispheres, ending with Nugat over there, I should say a man more or less
wouldn't affect her much, anyway. Of course,” he laughed, “these are the
accents of bitterness. But that was last year.”</p>
<p>Perhaps Islington did not overhear the speaker; perhaps, if he did, the
criticism was not new. He turned carelessly away, and sauntered out on the
road to the sea. Thence he strolled along the sands toward the cliffs,
where, meeting an impediment in the shape of a garden wall, he leaped it
with a certain agile, boyish ease and experience, and struck across an
open lawn toward the rocks again. The best society of Greyport were not
early risers, and the spectacle of a trespasser in an evening dress
excited only the criticism of grooms hanging about the stables, or cleanly
housemaids on the broad verandas that in Greyport architecture dutifully
gave upon the sea. Only once, as he entered the boundaries of Cliffwood
Lodge, the famous seat of Renwyck Masterman, was he aware of suspicious
scrutiny; but a slouching figure that vanished quickly in the lodge
offered no opposition to his progress. Avoiding the pathway to the lodge,
Islington kept along the rocks until, reaching a little promontory and
rustic pavilion, he sat down and gazed upon the sea.</p>
<p>And presently an infinite peace stole upon him. Except where the waves
lapped lazily the crags below, the vast expanse beyond seemed unbroken by
ripple, heaving only in broad ponderable sheets, and rhythmically, as if
still in sleep. The air was filled with a luminous haze that caught and
held the direct sunbeams. In the deep calm that lay upon the sea, it
seemed to Islington that all the tenderness of culture, magic of wealth,
and spell of refinement that for years had wrought upon that favored shore
had extended its gracious influence even here. What a pampered and
caressed old ocean it was; cajoled, flattered, and feted where it lay! An
odd recollection of the turbid Stanislaus hurrying by the ascetic pines,
of the grim outlines of Deadwood Hill, swam before his eyes, and made the
yellow green of the velvet lawn and graceful foliage seem almost tropical
by contrast. And, looking up, a few yards distant he beheld a tall slip of
a girl gazing upon the sea,—Blanche Masterman.</p>
<p>She had plucked somewhere a large fan-shaped leaf, which she held
parasol-wise, shading the blond masses of her hair, and hiding her gray
eyes. She had changed her festal dress, with its amplitude of flounce and
train, for a closely fitting half-antique habit whose scant outlines would
have been trying to limbs less shapely, but which prettily accented the
graceful curves and sweeping lines of this Greyport goddess. As Islington
rose, she came toward him with a frankly outstretched hand and
unconstrained manner. Had she observed him first? I don't know.</p>
<p>They sat down together on a rustic seat, Miss Blanche facing the sea, and
shading her eyes with the leaf.</p>
<p>“I don't really know how long I have been sitting here,” said Islington,
“or whether I have not been actually asleep and dreaming. It seemed too
lovely a morning to go to bed. But you?”</p>
<p>From behind the leaf, it appeared that Miss Blanche, on retiring, had been
pursued by a hideous winged bug which defied the efforts of herself and
maid to dislodge. Odin, the Spitz dog, had insisted upon scratching at the
door. And it made her eyes red to sleep in the morning. And she had an
early call to make. And the sea looked lovely.</p>
<p>“I'm glad to find you here, whatever be the cause,” said Islington, with
his old directness. “To-day, as you know, is my last day in Greyport, and
it is much pleasanter to say good by under this blue sky than even beneath
your father's wonderful frescos yonder. I want to remember you, too, as
part of this pleasant prospect which belongs to us all, rather than recall
you in anybody's particular setting.”</p>
<p>“I know,” said Blanche, with equal directness, “that houses are one of the
defects of our civilization; but I don't think I ever heard the idea as
elegantly expressed before. Where do you go?”</p>
<p>“I don't know yet. I have several plans. I may go to South America and
become president of one of the republics,—I am not particular which.
I am rich, but in that part of America which lies outside of Greyport it
is necessary for every man to have some work. My friends think I should
have some great aim in life, with a capital A. But I was born a vagabond,
and a vagabond I shall probably die.”</p>
<p>“I don't know anybody in South America,” said Blanche, languidly. “There
were two girls here last season, but they didn't wear stays in the house,
and their white frocks never were properly done up. If you go to South
America, you must write to me.”</p>
<p>“I will. Can you tell me the name of this flower which I found in your
greenhouse. It looks much like a California blossom.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps it is. Father bought it of a half-crazy old man who came here one
day. Do you know him?”</p>
<p>Islington laughed. “I am afraid not. But let me present this in a less
business-like fashion.”</p>
<p>“Thank you. Remind me to give you one in return before you go,—or
will you choose yourself?”</p>
<p>They had both risen as by a common instinct.</p>
<p>“Good by.”</p>
<p>The cool flower-like hand lay in his for an instant.</p>
<p>“Will you oblige me by putting aside that leaf a moment before I go?”</p>
<p>“But my eyes are red, and I look like a perfect fright.”</p>
<p>Yet, after a long pause, the leaf fluttered down, and a pair of very
beautiful but withal very clear and critical eyes met his. Islington was
constrained to look away. When he turned again, she was gone.</p>
<p>“Mister Hislington,—sir!”</p>
<p>It was Chalker, the English groom, out of breath with running.</p>
<p>“Seein' you alone, sir,—beg your pardon, sir,—but there's a
person—”</p>
<p>“A person! what the devil do you mean? Speak English—no, damn it, I
mean don't,” said Islington, snappishly.</p>
<p>“I sed a person, sir. Beg pardon—no offence—but not a gent,
sir. In the lib'ry.”</p>
<p>A little amused even through the utter dissatisfaction with himself and
vague loneliness that had suddenly come upon him, Islington, as he walked
toward the lodge, asked, “Why isn't he a gent?</p>
<p>“No gent—beggin' your pardin, sir—'ud guy a man in sarvis,
sir. Takes me 'ands so, sir, as I sits in the rumble at the gate, and puts
'em downd so, sir, and sez, 'Put 'em in your pocket, young man,—or
is it a road agint you expects to see, that you 'olds hup your 'ands, hand
crosses 'em like to that,' sez he. ''Old 'ard,' sez he, 'on the short
curves, or you'll bust your precious crust,' sez he. And hasks for you,
sir. This way, sir.”</p>
<p>They entered the lodge. Islington hurried down the long Gothic hall, and
opened the library door.</p>
<p>In an arm-chair, in the centre of the room, a man sat apparently
contemplating a large, stiff, yellow hat with an enormous brim, that was
placed on the floor before him. His hands rested lightly between his
knees, but one foot was drawn up at the side of his chair in a peculiar
manner. In the first glance that Islington gave, the attitude in some odd,
irreconcilable way suggested a brake. In another moment he dashed across
the room, and, holding out both hands, cried, “Yuba Bill!”</p>
<p>The man rose, caught Islington by the shoulders, wheeled him round, hugged
him, felt of his ribs like a good-natured ogre, shook his hands violently,
laughed, and then said, somewhat ruefully, “And how ever did you know me?”</p>
<p>Seeing that Yuba Bill evidently regarded himself as in some elaborate
disguise, Islington laughed, and suggested that it must have been
instinct.</p>
<p>“And you?” said Bill, holding him at arm's length, and surveying him
critically,—“you!—toe think—toe think—a little
cuss no higher nor a trace, a boy as I've flicked outer the road with a
whip time in agin, a boy ez never hed much clothes to speak of, turned
into a sport!”</p>
<p>Islington remembered, with a thrill of ludicrous terror, that he still
wore his evening dress.</p>
<p>“Turned,” continued Yuba Bill, severely,—“turned into a restyourant
waiter,—a garsong! Eh, Alfonse, bring me a patty de foy grass and an
omelette, demme!”</p>
<p>“Dear old chap!” said Islington, laughing, and trying to put his hand over
Bill's bearded mouth, “but you—YOU don't look exactly like yourself!
You're not well, Bill.” And indeed, as he turned toward the light, Bill's
eyes appeared cavernous, and his hair and beard thickly streaked with
gray.</p>
<p>“Maybe it's this yer harness,” said Bill, a little anxiously. “When I
hitches on this yer curb” (he indicated a massive gold watch-chain with
enormous links), “and mounts this 'morning star,'” (he pointed to a very
large solitaire pin which had the appearance of blistering his whole
shirt-front), “it kinder weighs heavy on me, Tommy. Otherwise I'm all
right, my boy,—all right.” But he evaded Islington's keen eye, and
turned from the light.</p>
<p>“You have something to tell me, Bill,” said Islington, suddenly, and with
almost brusque directness; “out with it.”</p>
<p>Bill did not speak, but moved uneasily toward his hat.</p>
<p>“You didn't come three thousand miles, without a word of warning, to talk
to me of old times,” said Islington, more kindly, “glad as I would have
been to see you. It isn't your way, Bill, and you know it. We shall not be
disturbed here,” he added, in reply to an inquiring glance that Bill
directed to the door, “and I am ready to hear you.”</p>
<p>“Firstly, then,” said Bill, drawing his chair nearer Islington, “answer me
one question, Tommy, fair and square, and up and down.”</p>
<p>“Go on,” said Islington, with a slight smile.</p>
<p>“Ef I should say to you, Tommy,—say to you to-day, right here, you
must come with me,—you must leave this place for a month, a year,
two years maybe, perhaps forever,—is there anything that 'ud keep
you,—anything, my boy, ez you couldn't leave?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Tommy, quietly; “I am only visiting here. I thought of leaving
Greyport to-day.”</p>
<p>“But if I should say to you, Tommy, come with me on a pasear to Chiny, to
Japan, to South Ameriky, p'r'aps, could you go?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Islington, after a slight pause.</p>
<p>“Thar isn't ennything,” said Bill, drawing a little closer, and lowering
his voice confidentially,—“ennything in the way of a young woman—you
understand, Tommy—ez would keep you? They're mighty sweet about
here; and whether a man is young or old, Tommy, there's always some woman
as is brake or whip to him!”</p>
<p>In a certain excited bitterness that characterized the delivery of this
abstract truth, Bill did not see that the young man's face flushed
slightly as he answered “No.”</p>
<p>“Then listen. It's seven years ago, Tommy, thet I was working one o' the
Pioneer coaches over from Gold Hill. Ez I stood in front o' the
stage-office, the sheriff o' the county comes to me, and he sez, 'Bill,'
sez he, 'I've got a looney chap, as I'm in charge of, taking 'im down to
the 'sylum in Stockton. He'z quiet and peaceable, but the insides don't
like to ride with him. Hev you enny objection to give him a lift on the
box beside you?' I sez, 'No; put him up.' When I came to go and get up on
that box beside him, that man, Tommy,—that man sittin' there, quiet
and peaceable, was—Johnson!</p>
<p>“He didn't know me, my boy,” Yuba Bill continued, rising and putting his
hands on Tommy's shoulders,—“he didn't know me. He didn't know
nothing about you, nor Angel's, nor the quicksilver lode, nor even his own
name. He said his name was Skaggs, but I knowd it was Johnson. Thar was
times, Tommy, you might have knocked me off that box with a feather; thar
was times when if the twenty-seven passengers o' that stage hed found
theirselves swimming in the American River five hundred feet below the
road, I never could have explained it satisfactorily to the company,—never.</p>
<p>“The sheriff said,” Bill continued hastily, as if to preclude any
interruption from the young man,—“the sheriff said he had been
brought into Murphy's Camp three years before, dripping with water, and
sufferin' from perkussion of the brain, and had been cared for generally
by the boys 'round. When I told the sheriff I knowed 'im, I got him to
leave him in my care; and I took him to 'Frisco, Tommy, to 'Frisco, and I
put him in charge o' the best doctors there, and paid his board myself.
There was nothin' he didn't have ez he wanted. Don't look that way, my
dear boy, for God's sake, don't!”</p>
<p>“O Bill,” said Islington, rising and staggering to the window, “why did
you keep this from me?”</p>
<p>“Why?” said Bill, turning on him savagely,—“why? because I warn't a
fool. Thar was you, winnin' your way in college; thar was YOU, risin' in
the world, and of some account to it; yer was an old bummer, ez good ez
dead to it,—a man ez oughter been dead afore! a man ez never denied
it! But you allus liked him better nor me,” said Bill, bitterly.</p>
<p>“Forgive me, Bill,” said the young man, seizing both his hands. “I know
you did it for the best; but go on.”</p>
<p>“Thar ain't much more to tell, nor much use to tell it, as I can see,”
said Bill, moodily. “He never could be cured, the doctors said, for he had
what they called monomania,—was always talking about his wife and
darter that somebody had stole away years ago, and plannin' revenge on
that somebody. And six months ago he was missed. I tracked him to Carson,
to Salt Lake City, to Omaha, to Chicago, to New York,—and here!”</p>
<p>“Here!” echoed Islington.</p>
<p>“Here! And that's what brings me here to-day. Whethers he's crazy or well,
whethers he's huntin' you or lookin' up that other man, you must get away
from here. You mustn't see him. You and me, Tommy, will go away on a
cruise. In three or four years he'll be dead or missing, and then we'll
come back. Come.” And he rose to his feet.</p>
<p>“Bill,” said Islington, rising also, and taking the hand of his friend,
with the same quiet obstinacy that in the old days had endeared him to
Bill, “wherever he is, here or elsewhere, sane or crazy, I shall seek and
find him. Every dollar that I have shall be his, every dollar that I have
spent shall be returned to him. I am young yet, thank God, and can work;
and if there is a way out of this miserable business, I shall find it.”</p>
<p>“I knew,” said Bill, with a surliness that ill concealed his evident
admiration of the calm figure before him—“I knew the partikler style
of d—n fool that you was, and expected no better. Good by, then—God
Almighty! who's that?”</p>
<p>He was on his way to the open French window, but had started back, his
face quite white and bloodless, and his eyes staring. Islington ran to the
window, and looked out. A white skirt vanished around the corner of the
veranda. When he returned, Bill had dropped into a chair.</p>
<p>“It must have been Miss Masterman, I think; but what's the matter?”</p>
<p>“Nothing,” said Bill, faintly; “have you got any whiskey handy?”</p>
<p>Islington brought a decanter, and, pouring out some spirits, handed the
glass to Bill. Bill drained it, and then said, “Who is Miss Masterman?”</p>
<p>“Mr. Masterman's daughter; that is, an adopted daughter, I believe.”</p>
<p>“Wot name?”</p>
<p>“I really don't know,” said Islington, pettishly, more vexed than he cared
to own at this questioning.</p>
<p>Yuba Bill rose and walked to the window, closed it, walked back again to
the door, glanced at Islington, hesitated, and then returned to his chair.</p>
<p>“I didn't tell you I was married—did I?” he said suddenly, looking
up in Islington's face with an unsuccessful attempt at a reckless laugh.</p>
<p>“No,” said Islington, more pained at the manner than the words.</p>
<p>“Fact,” said Yuba Bill. “Three years ago it was, Tommy,—three years
ago!”</p>
<p>He looked so hard at Islington, that, feeling he was expected to say
something, he asked vaguely, “Who did you marry?”</p>
<p>“Thet's it!” said Yuba Bill; “I can't ezactly say; partikly, though, a she
devil! generally, the wife of half a dozen other men.”</p>
<p>Accustomed, apparently, to have his conjugal infelicities a theme of mirth
among men, and seeing no trace of amusement on Islington's grave face, his
dogged, reckless manner softened, and, drawing his chair closer to
Islington, he went on: “It all began outer this: we was coming down
Watson's grade one night pretty free, when the expressman turns to me and
sez, 'There's a row inside, and you'd better pull up!' I pulls up, and out
hops, first a woman, and then two or three chaps swearing and cursin', and
tryin' to drag some one arter them. Then it 'pear'd, Tommy, thet it was
this woman's drunken husband they was going to put out for abusin' her,
and strikin' her in the coach; and if it hadn't been for me, my boy,
they'd hev left that chap thar in the road. But I fixes matters up by
putting her alongside o' me on the box, and we drove on. She was very
white, Tommy,—for the matter o' that, she was always one o' these
very white women, that never got red in the face,—but she never
cried a whimper. Most wimin would have cried. It was queer, but she never
cried. I thought so at the time.</p>
<p>“She was very tall, with a lot o' light hair meandering down the back of
her head, as long as a deer-skin whip-lash, and about the color. She hed
eyes thet'd bore you through at fifty yards, and pooty hands and feet. And
when she kinder got out o' that stiff, narvous state she was in, and
warmed up a little, and got chipper, by G-d, sir, she was handsome,—she
was that!”</p>
<p>A little flushed and embarrassed at his own enthusiasm, he stopped, and
then said, carelessly, “They got off at Murphy's.”</p>
<p>“Well,” said Islington.</p>
<p>“Well, I used to see her often arter thet, and when she was alone she
allus took the box-seat. She kinder confided her troubles to me, how her
husband got drunk and abused her; and I didn't see much o' him, for he was
away in 'Frisco arter thet. But it was all square, Tommy,—all square
'twixt me and her.</p>
<p>“I got a going there a good deal, and then one day I sez to myself, 'Bill,
this won't do,' and I got changed to another route. Did you ever know
Jackson Filltree, Tommy?” said Bill, breaking off suddenly.</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Might have heerd of him, p'r'aps?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Islington, impatiently.</p>
<p>“Jackson Filltree ran the express from White's out to Summit, 'cross the
North Fork of the Yuba. One day he sez to me, 'Bill, that's a mighty bad
ford at the North Fork.' I sez, 'I believe you, Jackson.' 'It'll git me
some day, Bill, sure,' sez he. I sez, 'Why don't you take the lower ford?'
'I don't know,' sez he, 'but I can't.' So ever after, when I met him, he
sez, 'That North Fork ain't got me yet.' One day I was in Sacramento, and
up comes Filltree. He sez, 'I've sold out the express business on account
of the North Fork, but it's bound to get me yet, Bill, sure'; and he
laughs. Two weeks after they finds his body below the ford, whar he tried
to cross, comin' down from the Summit way. Folks said it was foolishness:
Tommy, I sez it was Fate! The second day arter I was changed to the
Placerville route, thet woman comes outer the hotel above the
stage-office. Her husband, she said, was lying sick in Placerville; that's
what she said; but it was Fate, Tommy, Fate. Three months afterward, her
husband takes an overdose of morphine for delirium tremems, and dies.
There's folks ez sez she gave it to him, but it's Fate. A year after that
I married her,—Fate, Tommy, Fate!</p>
<p>“I lived with her jest three months,” he went on, after a long breath,—“three
months! It ain't much time for a happy man. I've seen a good deal o' hard
life in my day, but there was days in that three months longer than any
day in my life,—days, Tommy, when it was a toss-up whether I should
kill her or she me. But thar, I'm done. You are a young man, Tommy, and I
ain't goin' to tell things thet, old as I am, three years ago I couldn't
have believed.”</p>
<p>When at last, with his grim face turned toward the window, he sat silently
with his clinched hands on his knees before him, Islington asked where his
wife was now.</p>
<p>“Ask me no more, my boy,—no more. I've said my say.” With a gesture
as of throwing down a pair of reins before him, he rose, and walked to the
window.</p>
<p>“You kin understand, Tommy, why a little trip around the world 'ud do me
good. Ef you can't go with me, well and good. But go I must.”</p>
<p>“Not before luncheon, I hope,” said a very sweet voice, as Blanche
Masterman suddenly stood before them. “Father would never forgive me if in
his absence I permitted one of Mr. Islington's friends to go in this way.
You will stay, won't you? Do! And you will give me your arm now; and when
Mr. Islington has done staring, he will follow us into the dining-room and
introduce you.”</p>
<p>“I have quite fallen in love with your friend,” said Miss Blanche, as they
stood in the drawing-room looking at the figure of Bill, strolling, with
his short pipe in his mouth, through the distant shrubbery. “He asks very
queer questions, though. He wanted to know my mother's maiden name.”</p>
<p>“He is an honest fellow,” said Islington, gravely.</p>
<p>“You are very much subdued. You don't thank me, I dare say, for keeping
you and your friend here; but you couldn't go, you know, until father
returned.”</p>
<p>Islington smiled, but not very gayly.</p>
<p>“And then I think it much better for us to part here under these frescos,
don't you? Good by.”</p>
<p>She extended her long, slim hand.</p>
<p>“Out in the sunlight there, when my eyes were red, you were very anxious
to look at me,” she added, in a dangerous voice.</p>
<p>Islington raised his sad eyes to hers. Something glittering upon her own
sweet lashes trembled and fell.</p>
<p>“Blanche!”</p>
<p>She was rosy enough now, and would have withdrawn her hand, but Islington
detained it. She was not quite certain but that her waist was also in
jeopardy. Yet she could not help saying, “Are you sure that there isn't
anything in the way of a young woman that would keep you?”</p>
<p>“Blanche!” said Islington in reproachful horror.</p>
<p>“If gentlemen will roar out their secrets before an open window, with a
young woman lying on a sofa on the veranda, reading a stupid French novel,
they must not be surprised if she gives more attention to them than her
book.”</p>
<p>“Then you know all, Blanche?”</p>
<p>“I know,” said Blanche, “let's see—I know the partiklar style of—ahem!—fool
you was, and expected no better. Good by.” And, gliding like a lovely and
innocent milk snake out of his grasp, she slipped away.</p>
<p>To the pleasant ripple of waves, the sound of music and light voices, the
yellow midsummer moon again rose over Greyport. It looked upon formless
masses of rock and shrubbery, wide spaces of lawn and beach, and a
shimmering expanse of water. It singled out particular objects,—a
white sail in shore, a crystal globe upon the lawn, and flashed upon
something held between the teeth of a crouching figure scaling the low
wall of Cliffwood Lodge. Then, as a man and woman passed out from under
the shadows of the foliage into the open moonlight of the garden path, the
figure leaped from the wall, and stood erect and waiting in the shadow.</p>
<p>It was the figure of an old man, with rolling eyes, his trembling hand
grasping a long, keen knife,—a figure more pitiable than pitiless,
more pathetic than terrible. But the next moment the knife was stricken
from his hand, and he struggled in the firm grasp of another figure that
apparently sprang from the wall beside him.</p>
<p>“D—n you, Masterman!” cried the old man, hoarsely; “give me fair
play, and I'll kill you yet!”</p>
<p>“Which my name is Yuba Bill,” said Bill, quietly, “and it's time this d—n
fooling was stopped.”</p>
<p>The old man glared in Bill's face savagely. “I know you. You're one of
Masterman's friends,—d—n you,—let me go till I cut his
heart out,—let me go! Where is my Mary?—where is my wife?—there
she is! there!—there!—there! Mary!” He would have screamed,
but Bill placed his powerful hand upon his mouth, as he turned in the
direction of the old man's glance. Distinct in the moonlight the figures
of Islington and Blanche, arm in arm, stood out upon the garden path.</p>
<p>“Give me my wife!” muttered the old man hoarsely, between Bill's fingers.
“Where is she?”</p>
<p>A sudden fury passed over Yuba Bill's face. “Where is your wife?” he
echoed, pressing the old man back against the garden wall, and holding him
there as in a vice. “Where is your wife?” he repeated, thrusting his grim
sardonic jaw and savage eyes into the old man's frightened face. “Where is
Jack Adam's wife? Where is MY wife? Where is the she-devil that drove one
man mad, that sent another to hell by his own hand, that eternally broke
and ruined me? Where! Where! Do you ask where? In jail in Sacramento,—in
jail, do you hear?—in jail for murder, Johnson,—murder!”</p>
<p>The old man gasped, stiffened, and then, relaxing, suddenly slipped, a
mere inanimate mass, at Yuba Bill's feet. With a sudden revulsion of
feeling, Yuba Bill dropped at his side, and, lifting him tenderly in his
arms, whispered, “Look up, old man, Johnson! look up, for God's sake!—it's
me,—Yuba Bill! and yonder is your daughter, and—Tommy!—don't
you know—Tommy, little Tommy Islington?”</p>
<p>Johnson's eyes slowly opened. He whispered, “Tommy! yes, Tommy! Sit by me,
Tommy. But don't sit so near the bank. Don't you see how the river is
rising and beckoning to me,—hissing, and boilin' over the rocks?
It's gittin higher!—hold me, Tommy,—hold me, and don't let me
go yet. We'll live to cut his heart out, Tommy,—we'll live—we'll—”
His head sank, and the rushing river, invisible to all eyes save his,
leaped toward him out of the darkness, and bore him away, no longer to the
darkness, but through it to the distant, peaceful shining sea.</p>
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<h2> HOW SANTA CLAUS CAME TO SIMPSON'S BAR. </h2>
<p>It had been raining in the valley of the Sacramento. The North Fork had
overflowed its banks and Rattlesnake Creek was impassable. The few
boulders that had marked the summer ford at Simpson's Crossing were
obliterated by a vast sheet of water stretching to the foothills. The up
stage was stopped at Grangers; the last mail had been abandoned in the
tules, the rider swimming for his life. “An area,” remarked the “Sierra
Avalanche,” with pensive local pride, “as large as the State of
Massachusetts is now under water.”</p>
<p>Nor was the weather any better in the foothills. The mud lay deep on the
mountain road; wagons that neither physical force nor moral objurgation
could move from the evil ways into which they had fallen, encumbered the
track, and the way to Simpson's Bar was indicated by broken-down teams and
hard swearing. And farther on, cut off and inaccessible, rained upon and
bedraggled, smitten by high winds and threatened by high water, Simpson's
Bar, on the eve of Christmas day, 1862, clung like a swallow's nest to the
rocky entablature and splintered capitals of Table Mountain, and shook in
the blast.</p>
<p>As night shut down on the settlement, a few lights gleamed through the
mist from the windows of cabins on either side of the highway now crossed
and gullied by lawless streams and swept by marauding winds. Happily most
of the population were gathered at Thompson's store, clustered around a
red-hot stove, at which they silently spat in some accepted sense of
social communion that perhaps rendered conversation unnecessary. Indeed,
most methods of diversion had long since been exhausted on Simpson's Bar;
high water had suspended the regular occupations on gulch and on river,
and a consequent lack of money and whiskey had taken the zest from most
illegitimate recreation. Even Mr. Hamlin was fain to leave the Bar with
fifty dollars in his pocket,—the only amount actually realized of
the large sums won by him in the successful exercise of his arduous
profession. “Ef I was asked,” he remarked somewhat later,—“ef I was
asked to pint out a purty little village where a retired sport as didn't
care for money could exercise hisself, frequent and lively, I'd say
Simpson's Bar; but for a young man with a large family depending on his
exertions, it don't pay.” As Mr. Hamlin's family consisted mainly of
female adults, this remark is quoted rather to show the breadth of his
humor than the exact extent of his responsibilities.</p>
<p>Howbeit, the unconscious objects of this satire sat that evening in the
listless apathy begotten of idleness and lack of excitement. Even the
sudden splashing of hoofs before the door did not arouse them. Dick Bullen
alone paused in the act of scraping out his pipe, and lifted his head, but
no other one of the group indicated any interest in, or recognition of,
the man who entered.</p>
<p>It was a figure familiar enough to the company, and known in Simpson's Bar
as “The Old Man.” A man of perhaps fifty years; grizzled and scant of
hair, but still fresh and youthful of complexion. A face full of ready,
but not very powerful sympathy, with a chameleon-like aptitude for taking
on the shade and color of contiguous moods and feelings. He had evidently
just left some hilarious companions, and did not at first notice the
gravity of the group, but clapped the shoulder of the nearest man
jocularly, and threw himself into a vacant chair.</p>
<p>“Jest heard the best thing out, boys! Ye know Smiley, over yar,—Jim
Smiley,—funniest man in the Bar? Well, Jim was jest telling the
richest yarn about—”</p>
<p>“Smiley's a —— fool,” interrupted a gloomy voice.</p>
<p>“A particular —— skunk,” added another in sepulchral accents.</p>
<p>A silence followed these positive statements. The Old Man glanced quickly
around the group. Then his face slowly changed. “That's so,” he said
reflectively, after a pause, “certingly a sort of a skunk and suthin of a
fool. In course.” He was silent for a moment as in painful contemplation
of the unsavoriness and folly of the unpopular Smiley. “Dismal weather,
ain't it?” he added, now fully embarked on the current of prevailing
sentiment. “Mighty rough papers on the boys, and no show for money this
season. And tomorrow's Christmas.”</p>
<p>There was a movement among the men at this announcement, but whether of
satisfaction or disgust was not plain. “Yes,” continued the Old Man in the
lugubrious tone he had, within the last few moments, unconsciously
adopted,—“yes, Christmas, and to-night's Christmas eve. Ye see,
boys, I kinder thought—that is, I sorter had an idee, jest passin'
like, you know—that may be ye'd all like to come over to my house
to-night and have a sort of tear round. But I suppose, now, you wouldn't?
Don't feel like it, may be?” he added with anxious sympathy, peering into
the faces of his companions.</p>
<p>“Well, I don't know,” responded Tom Flynn with some cheerfulness. “P'r'aps
we may. But how about your wife, Old Man? What does SHE say to it?”</p>
<p>The Old Man hesitated. His conjugal experience had not been a happy one,
and the fact was known to Simpson's Bar. His first wife, a delicate,
pretty little woman, had suffered keenly and secretly from the jealous
suspicions of her husband, until one day he invited the whole Bar to his
house to expose her infidelity. On arriving, the party found the shy,
petite creature quietly engaged in her household duties, and retired
abashed and discomfited. But the sensitive woman did not easily recover
from the shock of this extraordinary outrage. It was with difficulty she
regained her equanimity sufficiently to release her lover from the closet
in which he was concealed and escape with him. She left a boy of three
years to comfort her bereaved husband. The Old Man's present wife had been
his cook. She was large, loyal, and aggressive.</p>
<p>Before he could reply, Joe Dimmick suggested with great directness that it
was the “Old Man's house,” and that, invoking the Divine Power, if the
case were his own, he would invite whom he pleased, even if in so doing he
imperilled his salvation. The Powers of Evil, he further remarked, should
contend against him vainly. All this delivered with a terseness and vigor
lost in this necessary translation.</p>
<p>“In course. Certainly. Thet's it,” said the Old Man with a sympathetic
frown. “Thar's no trouble about THET. It's my own house, built every stick
on it myself. Don't you be afeard o' her, boys. She MAY cut up a trifle
rough,—ez wimmin do,—but she'll come round.” Secretly the Old
Man trusted to the exaltation of liquor and the power of courageous
example to sustain him in such an emergency.</p>
<p>As yet, Dick Bullen, the oracle and leader of Simpson's Bar, had not
spoken. He now took his pipe from his lips. “Old Man, how's that yer
Johnny gettin' on? Seems to me he didn't look so peart last time I seed
him on the bluff heavin' rocks at Chinamen. Didn't seem to take much
interest in it. Thar was a gang of 'em by yar yesterday,—drownded
out up the river,—and I kinder thought o' Johnny, and how he'd miss
'em! May be now, we'd be in the way ef he wus sick?”</p>
<p>The father, evidently touched not only by this pathetic picture of
Johnny's deprivation, but by the considerate delicacy of the speaker,
hastened to assure him that Johnny was better and that a “little fun might
'liven him up.” Whereupon Dick arose, shook himself, and saying, “I'm
ready. Lead the way, Old Man: here goes,” himself led the way with a leap,
a characteristic howl, and darted out into the night. As he passed through
the outer room he caught up a blazing brand from the hearth. The action
was repeated by the rest of the party, closely following and elbowing each
other, and before the astonished proprietor of Thompson's grocery was
aware of the intention of his guests, the room was deserted.</p>
<p>The night was pitchy dark. In the first gust of wind their temporary
torches were extinguished, and only the red brands dancing and flitting in
the gloom like drunken will-o'-the-wisps indicated their whereabouts.
Their way led up Pine-Tree Canyon, at the head of which a broad, low,
bark-thatched cabin burrowed in the mountain-side. It was the home of the
Old Man, and the entrance to the tunnel in which he worked when he worked
at all. Here the crowd paused for a moment, out of delicate deference to
their host, who came up panting in the rear.</p>
<p>“P'r'aps ye'd better hold on a second out yer, whilst I go in and see thet
things is all right,” said the Old Man, with an indifference he was far
from feeling. The suggestion was graciously accepted, the door opened and
closed on the host, and the crowd, leaning their backs against the wall
and cowering under the eaves, waited and listened.</p>
<p>For a few moments there was no sound but the dripping of water from the
eaves, and the stir and rustle of wrestling boughs above them. Then the
men became uneasy, and whispered suggestion and suspicion passed from the
one to the other. “Reckon she's caved in his head the first lick!”
“Decoyed him inter the tunnel and barred him up, likely.” “Got him down
and sittin' on him.” “Prob'ly bilin suthin to heave on us: stand clear the
door, boys!” For just then the latch clicked, the door slowly opened, and
a voice said, “Come in out o' the wet.”</p>
<p>The voice was neither that of the Old Man nor of his wife. It was the
voice of a small boy, its weak treble broken by that preternatural
hoarseness which only vagabondage and the habit of premature
self-assertion can give. It was the face of a small boy that looked up at
theirs,—a face that might have been pretty and even refined but that
it was darkened by evil knowledge from within, and dirt and hard
experience from without. He had a blanket around his shoulders and had
evidently just risen from his bed. “Come in,” he repeated, “and don't make
no noise. The Old Man's in there talking to mar,” he continued, pointing
to an adjacent room which seemed to be a kitchen, from which the Old Man's
voice came in deprecating accents. “Let me be,” he added, querulously, to
Dick Bullen, who had caught him up, blanket and all, and was affecting to
toss him into the fire, “let go o' me, you d——d old fool, d'ye
hear?”</p>
<p>Thus adjured, Dick Bullen lowered Johnny to the ground with a smothered
laugh, while the men, entering quietly, ranged themselves around a long
table of rough boards which occupied the centre of the room. Johnny then
gravely proceeded to a cupboard and brought out several articles which he
deposited on the table. “Thar's whiskey. And crackers. And red herons. And
cheese.” He took a bite of the latter on his way to the table. “And
sugar.” He scooped up a mouthful en route with a small and very dirty
hand. “And terbacker. Thar's dried appils too on the shelf, but I don't
admire 'em. Appils is swellin'. Thar,” he concluded, “now wade in, and
don't be afeard. I don't mind the old woman. She don't b'long to ME.
S'long.”</p>
<p>He had stepped to the threshold of a small room, scarcely larger than a
closet, partitioned off from the main apartment, and holding in its dim
recess a small bed. He stood there a moment looking at the company, his
bare feet peeping from the blanket, and nodded.</p>
<p>“Hello, Johnny! You ain't goin' to turn in agin, are ye?” said Dick.</p>
<p>“Yes, I are,” responded Johnny, decidedly.</p>
<p>“Why, wot's up, old fellow?”</p>
<p>“I'm sick.”</p>
<p>“How sick!”</p>
<p>“I've got a fevier. And childblains. And roomatiz,” returned Johnny, and
vanished within. After a moment's pause, he added in the dark, apparently
from under the bedclothes,—“And biles!”</p>
<p>There was an embarrassing silence. The men looked at each other, and at
the fire. Even with the appetizing banquet before them, it seemed as if
they might again fall into the despondency of Thompson's grocery, when the
voice of the Old Man, incautiously lifted, came deprecatingly from the
kitchen.</p>
<p>“Certainly! Thet's so. In course they is. A gang o' lazy drunken loafers,
and that ar Dick Bullen's the ornariest of all. Didn't hev no more sabe
than to come round yar with sickness in the house and no provision. Thet's
what I said: 'Bullen,' sez I, 'it's crazy drunk you are, or a fool,' sez
I, 'to think o' such a thing.' 'Staples,' I sez, 'be you a man, Staples,
and 'spect to raise h-ll under my roof and invalids lyin' round?' But they
would come,—they would. Thet's wot you must 'spect o' such trash as
lays round the Bar.”</p>
<p>A burst of laughter from the men followed this unfortunate exposure.
Whether it was overheard in the kitchen, or whether the Old Man's irate
companion had just then exhausted all other modes of expressing her
contemptuous indignation, I cannot say, but a back door was suddenly
slammed with great violence. A moment later and the Old Man reappeared,
haply unconscious of the cause of the late hilarious outburst, and smiled
blandly.</p>
<p>“The old woman thought she'd jest run over to Mrs. McFadden's for a
sociable call,” he explained, with jaunty indifference, as he took a seat
at the board.</p>
<p>Oddly enough it needed this untoward incident to relieve the embarrassment
that was beginning to be felt by the party, and their natural audacity
returned with their host. I do not propose to record the convivialities of
that evening. The inquisitive reader will accept the statement that the
conversation was characterized by the same intellectual exaltation, the
same cautious reverence, the same fastidious delicacy, the same rhetorical
precision, and the same logical and coherent discourse somewhat later in
the evening, which distinguish similar gatherings of the masculine sex in
more civilized localities and under more favorable auspices. No glasses
were broken in the absence of any; no liquor was uselessly spilt on floor
or table in the scarcity of that article.</p>
<p>It was nearly midnight when the festivities were interrupted. “Hush,” said
Dick Bullen, holding up his hand. It was the querulous voice of Johnny
from his adjacent closet: “O dad!”</p>
<p>The Old Man arose hurriedly and disappeared in the closet. Presently he
reappeared. “His rheumatiz is coming on agin bad,” he explained, “and he
wants rubbin'.” He lifted the demijohn of whiskey from the table and shook
it. It was empty. Dick Bullen put down his tin cup with an embarrassed
laugh. So did the others. The Old Man examined their contents and said
hopefully, “I reckon that's enough; he don't need much. You hold on all o'
you for a spell, and I'll be back”; and vanished in the closet with an old
flannel shirt and the whiskey. The door closed but imperfectly, and the
following dialogue was distinctly audible:—</p>
<p>“Now, Sonny, whar does she ache worst?”</p>
<p>“Sometimes over yar and sometimes under yer; but it's most powerful from
yer to yer. Rub yer, dad.”</p>
<p>A silence seemed to indicate a brisk rubbing. Then Johnny:</p>
<p>“Hevin' a good time out yer, dad?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sonny.”</p>
<p>“To-morrer's Chrismiss, ain't it?”</p>
<p>“Yes, Sonny. How does she feel now?”</p>
<p>“Better rub a little furder down. Wot's Chrismiss, anyway? Wot's it all
about?”</p>
<p>“O, it's a day.”</p>
<p>This exhaustive definition was apparently satisfactory, for there was a
silent interval of rubbing. Presently Johnny again:</p>
<p>“Mar sez that everywhere else but yer everybody gives things to everybody
Chrismiss, and then she jist waded inter you. She sez thar's a man they
call Sandy Claws, not a white man, you know, but a kind o' Chinemin, comes
down the chimbley night afore Chrismiss and gives things to chillern,—boys
like me. Puts 'em in their butes! Thet's what she tried to play upon me.
Easy now, pop, whar are you rubbin' to,—thet's a mile from the
place. She jest made that up, didn't she, jest to aggrewate me and you?
Don't rub thar. . . . Why, dad!”</p>
<p>In the great quiet that seemed to have fallen upon the house the sigh of
the near pines and the drip of leaves without was very distinct. Johnny's
voice, too, was lowered as he went on, “Don't you take on now, fur I'm
gettin' all right fast. Wot's the boys doin' out thar?”</p>
<p>The Old Man partly opened the door and peered through. His guests were
sitting there sociably enough, and there were a few silver coins and a
lean buckskin purse on the table. “Bettin' on suthin,—some little
game or 'nother. They're all right,” he replied to Johnny, and recommenced
his rubbing.</p>
<p>“I'd like to take a hand and win some money,” said Johnny, reflectively,
after a pause.</p>
<p>The Old Man glibly repeated what was evidently a familiar formula, that if
Johnny would wait until he struck it rich in the tunnel he'd have lots of
money, etc., etc.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Johnny, “but you don't. And whether you strike it or I win it,
it's about the same. It's all luck. But it's mighty cur'o's about
Chrismiss,—ain't it? Why do they call it Chrismiss?”</p>
<p>Perhaps from some instinctive deference to the overhearing of his guests,
or from some vague sense of incongruity, the Old Man's reply was so low as
to be inaudible beyond the room.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Johnny, with some slight abatement of interest, “I've heerd o'
HIM before. Thar, that'll do, dad. I don't ache near so bad as I did. Now
wrap me tight in this yer blanket. So. Now,” he added in a muffled
whisper, “sit down yer by me till I go asleep.” To assure himself of
obedience, he disengaged one hand from the blanket and, grasping his
father's sleeve, again composed himself to rest.</p>
<p>For some moments the Old Man waited patiently. Then the unwonted stillness
of the house excited his curiosity, and without moving from the bed, he
cautiously opened the door with his disengaged hand, and looked into the
main room. To his infinite surprise it was dark and deserted. But even
then a smouldering log on the hearth broke, and by the upspringing blaze
he saw the figure of Dick Bullen sitting by the dying embers.</p>
<p>“Hello!”</p>
<p>Dick started, rose, and came somewhat unsteadily toward him.</p>
<p>“Whar's the boys?” said the Old Man.</p>
<p>“Gone up the canyon on a little pasear. They're coming back for me in a
minit. I'm waitin' round for 'em. What are you starin' at, Old Man?” he
added with a forced laugh; “do you think I'm drunk?”</p>
<p>The Old Man might have been pardoned the supposition, for Dick's eyes were
humid and his face flushed. He loitered and lounged back to the chimney,
yawned, shook himself, buttoned up his coat and laughed. “Liquor ain't so
plenty as that, Old Man. Now don't you git up,” he continued, as the Old
Man made a movement to release his sleeve from Johnny's hand. “Don't you
mind manners. Sit jest whar you be; I'm goin' in a jiffy. Thar, that's
them now.”</p>
<p>There was a low tap at the door. Dick Bullen opened it quickly, nodded
“Good night” to his host, and disappeared. The Old Man would have followed
him but for the hand that still unconsciously grasped his sleeve. He could
have easily disengaged it: it was small, weak, and emaciated. But perhaps
because it WAS small, weak, and emaciated, he changed his mind, and,
drawing his chair closer to the bed, rested his head upon it. In this
defenceless attitude the potency of his earlier potations surprised him.
The room flickered and faded before his eyes, reappeared, faded again,
went out, and left him—asleep.</p>
<p>Meantime Dick Bullen, closing the door, confronted his companions. “Are
you ready?” said Staples. “Ready,” said Dick; “what's the time?” “Past
twelve,” was the reply; “can you make it?—it's nigh on fifty miles,
the round trip hither and yon.” “I reckon,” returned Dick, shortly.
“Whar's the mare?” “Bill and Jack's holdin' her at the crossin'.” “Let 'em
hold on a minit longer,” said Dick.</p>
<p>He turned and re-entered the house softly. By the light of the guttering
candle and dying fire he saw that the door of the little room was open. He
stepped toward it on tiptoe and looked in. The Old Man had fallen back in
his chair, snoring, his helpless feet thrust out in a line with his
collapsed shoulders, and his hat pulled over his eyes. Beside him, on a
narrow wooden bedstead, lay Johnny, muffled tightly in a blanket that hid
all save a strip of forehead and a few curls damp with perspiration. Dick
Bullen made a step forward, hesitated, and glanced over his shoulder into
the deserted room. Everything was quiet. With a sudden resolution he
parted his huge mustaches with both hands and stooped over the sleeping
boy. But even as he did so a mischievous blast, lying in wait, swooped
down the chimney, rekindled the hearth, and lit up the room with a
shameless glow from which Dick fled in bashful terror.</p>
<p>His companions were already waiting for him at the crossing. Two of them
were struggling in the darkness with some strange misshapen bulk, which as
Dick came nearer took the semblance of a great yellow horse.</p>
<p>It was the mare. She was not a pretty picture. From her Roman nose to her
rising haunches, from her arched spine hidden by the stiff machillas of a
Mexican saddle, to her thick, straight, bony legs, there was not a line of
equine grace. In her half-blind but wholly vicious white eyes, in her
protruding under lip, in her monstrous color, there was nothing but
ugliness and vice.</p>
<p>“Now then,” said Staples, “stand cl'ar of her heels, boys, and up with
you. Don't miss your first holt of her mane, and mind ye get your off
stirrup QUICK. Ready!”</p>
<p>There was a leap, a scrambling struggle, a bound, a wild retreat of the
crowd, a circle of flying hoofs, two springless leaps that jarred the
earth, a rapid play and jingle of spurs, a plunge, and then the voice of
Dick somewhere in the darkness, “All right!”</p>
<p>“Don't take the lower road back onless you're hard pushed for time! Don't
hold her in down hill! We'll be at the ford at five. G'lang! Hoopa! Mula!
GO!”</p>
<p>A splash, a spark struck from the ledge in the road, a clatter in the
rocky cut beyond, and Dick was gone.</p>
<hr />
<p>Sing, O Muse, the ride of Richard Bullen! Sing, O Muse of chivalrous men!
the sacred quest, the doughty deeds, the battery of low churls, the
fearsome ride and grewsome perils of the Flower of Simpson's Bar! Alack!
she is dainty, this Muse! She will have none of this bucking brute and
swaggering, ragged rider, and I must fain follow him in prose, afoot!</p>
<p>It was one o'clock, and yet he had only gained Rattlesnake Hill. For in
that time Jovita had rehearsed to him all her imperfections and practised
all her vices. Thrice had she stumbled. Twice had she thrown up her Roman
nose in a straight line with the reins, and, resisting bit and spur,
struck out madly across country. Twice had she reared, and, rearing,
fallen backward; and twice had the agile Dick, unharmed, regained his seat
before she found her vicious legs again. And a mile beyond them, at the
foot of a long hill, was Rattlesnake Creek. Dick knew that here was the
crucial test of his ability to perform his enterprise, set his teeth
grimly, put his knees well into her flanks, and changed his defensive
tactics to brisk aggression. Bullied and maddened, Jovita began the
descent of the hill. Here the artful Richard pretended to hold her in with
ostentatious objurgation and well-feigned cries of alarm. It is
unnecessary to add that Jovita instantly ran away. Nor need I state the
time made in the descent; it is written in the chronicles of Simpson's
Bar. Enough that in another moment, as it seemed to Dick, she was
splashing on the overflowed banks of Rattlesnake Creek. As Dick expected,
the momentum she had acquired carried her beyond the point of balking,
and, holding her well together for a mighty leap, they dashed into the
middle of the swiftly flowing current. A few moments of kicking, wading,
and swimming, and Dick drew a long breath on the opposite bank.</p>
<p>The road from Rattlesnake Creek to Red Mountain was tolerably level.
Either the plunge in Rattlesnake Creek had dampened her baleful fire, or
the art which led to it had shown her the superior wickedness of her
rider, for Jovita no longer wasted her surplus energy in wanton conceits.
Once she bucked, but it was from force of habit; once she shied, but it
was from a new freshly painted meeting-house at the crossing of the county
road. Hollows, ditches, gravelly deposits, patches of freshly springing
grasses, flew from beneath her rattling hoofs. She began to smell
unpleasantly, once or twice she coughed slightly, but there was no
abatement of her strength or speed. By two o'clock he had passed Red
Mountain and begun the descent to the plain. Ten minutes later the driver
of the fast Pioneer coach was overtaken and passed by a “man on a Pinto
hoss,”—an event sufficiently notable for remark. At half past two
Dick rose in his stirrups with a great shout. Stars were glittering
through the rifted clouds, and beyond him, out of the plain, rose two
spires, a flagstaff, and a straggling line of black objects. Dick jingled
his spurs and swung his riata, Jovita bounded forward, and in another
moment they swept into Tuttleville and drew up before the wooden piazza of
“The Hotel of All Nations.”</p>
<p>What transpired that night at Tuttleville is not strictly a part of this
record. Briefly I may state, however, that after Jovita had been handed
over to a sleepy ostler, whom she at once kicked into unpleasant
consciousness, Dick sallied out with the bar-keeper for a tour of the
sleeping town. Lights still gleamed from a few saloons and
gambling-houses; but, avoiding these, they stopped before several closed
shops, and by persistent tapping and judicious outcry roused the
proprietors from their beds, and made them unbar the doors of their
magazines and expose their wares. Sometimes they were met by curses, but
oftener by interest and some concern in their needs, and the interview was
invariably concluded by a drink. It was three o'clock before this
pleasantry was given over, and with a small waterproof bag of india-rubber
strapped on his shoulders Dick returned to the hotel. But here he was
waylaid by Beauty,—Beauty opulent in charms, affluent in dress,
persuasive in speech, and Spanish in accent! In vain she repeated the
invitation in “Excelsior,” happily scorned by all Alpine-climbing youth,
and rejected by this child of the Sierras,—a rejection softened in
this instance by a laugh and his last gold coin. And then he sprang to the
saddle and dashed down the lonely street and out into the lonelier plain,
where presently the lights, the black line of houses, the spires, and the
flagstaff sank into the earth behind him again and were lost in the
distance.</p>
<p>The storm had cleared away, the air was brisk and cold, the outlines of
adjacent landmarks were distinct, but it was half past four before Dick
reached the meeting-house and the crossing of the county road. To avoid
the rising grade he had taken a longer and more circuitous road, in whose
viscid mud Jovita sank fetlock deep at every bound. It was a poor
preparation for a steady ascent of five miles more; but Jovita, gathering
her legs under her, took it with her usual blind, unreasoning fury, and a
half-hour later reached the long level that led to Rattlesnake Creek.
Another half-hour would bring him to the creek. He threw the reins lightly
upon the neck of the mare, chirruped to her, and began to sing.</p>
<p>Suddenly Jovita shied with a bound that would have unseated a less
practised rider. Hanging to her rein was a figure that had leaped from the
bank, and at the same time from the road before her arose a shadowy horse
and rider. “Throw up your hands,” commanded this second apparition, with
an oath.</p>
<p>Dick felt the mare tremble, quiver, and apparently sink under him. He knew
what it meant and was prepared.</p>
<p>“Stand aside, Jack Simpson, I know you, you d——d thief. Let me
pass or—”</p>
<p>He did not finish the sentence. Jovita rose straight in the air with a
terrific bound, throwing the figure from her bit with a single shake of
her vicious head, and charged with deadly malevolence down on the
impediment before her. An oath, a pistol-shot, horse and highwayman rolled
over in the road, and the next moment Jovita was a hundred yards away. But
the good right arm of her rider, shattered by a bullet, dropped helplessly
at his side.</p>
<p>Without slacking his speed he shifted the reins to his left hand. But a
few moments later he was obliged to halt and tighten the saddle-girths
that had slipped in the onset. This in his crippled condition took some
time. He had no fear of pursuit, but looking up he saw that the eastern
stars were already paling, and that the distant peaks had lost their
ghostly whiteness, and now stood out blackly against a lighter sky. Day
was upon him. Then completely absorbed in a single idea, he forgot the
pain of his wound, and mounting again dashed on toward Rattlesnake Creek.
But now Jovita's breath came broken by gasps, Dick reeled in his saddle,
and brighter and brighter grew the sky.</p>
<p>Ride, Richard; run, Jovita; linger, O day!</p>
<p>For the last few rods there was a roaring in his ears. Was it exhaustion
from loss of blood, or what? He was dazed and giddy as he swept down the
hill, and did not recognize his surroundings. Had he taken the wrong road,
or was this Rattlesnake Creek?</p>
<p>It was. But the brawling creek he had swam a few hours before had risen,
more than doubled its volume, and now rolled a swift and resistless river
between him and Rattlesnake Hill. For the first time that night Richard's
heart sank within him. The river, the mountain, the quickening east, swam
before his eyes. He shut them to recover his self-control. In that brief
interval, by some fantastic mental process, the little room at Simpson's
Bar and the figures of the sleeping father and son rose upon him. He
opened his eyes wildly, cast off his coat, pistol, boots, and saddle,
bound his precious pack tightly to his shoulders, grasped the bare flanks
of Jovita with his bared knees, and with a shout dashed into the yellow
water. A cry rose from the opposite bank as the head of a man and horse
struggled for a few moments against the battling current, and then were
swept away amidst uprooted trees and whirling drift-wood.</p>
<hr />
<p>The Old Man started and woke. The fire on the hearth was dead, the candle
in the outer room flickering in its socket, and somebody was rapping at
the door. He opened it, but fell back with a cry before the dripping
half-naked figure that reeled against the doorpost.</p>
<p>“Dick?”</p>
<p>“Hush! Is he awake yet?”</p>
<p>“No,—but, Dick?—”</p>
<p>“Dry up, you old fool! Get me some whiskey QUICK!” The Old Man flew and
returned with—an empty bottle! Dick would have sworn, but his
strength was not equal to the occasion. He staggered, caught at the handle
of the door, and motioned to the Old Man.</p>
<p>“Thar's suthin' in my pack yer for Johnny. Take it off. I can't.”</p>
<p>The Old Man unstrapped the pack and laid it before the exhausted man.</p>
<p>“Open it, quick!”</p>
<p>He did so with trembling fingers. It contained only a few poor toys,—cheap
and barbaric enough, goodness knows, but bright with paint and tinsel. One
of them was broken; another, I fear, was irretrievably ruined by water;
and on the third—ah me! there was a cruel spot.</p>
<p>“It don't look like much, that's a fact,” said Dick, ruefully . . . . “But
it's the best we could do. . . . Take 'em, Old Man, and put 'em in his
stocking, and tell him—tell him, you know—hold me, Old Man—”
The Old Man caught at his sinking figure. “Tell him,” said Dick, with a
weak little laugh,—“tell him Sandy Claus has come.”</p>
<p>And even so, bedraggled, ragged, unshaven and unshorn, with one arm
hanging helplessly at his side, Santa Claus came to Simpson's Bar and fell
fainting on the first threshold. The Christmas dawn came slowly after,
touching the remoter peaks with the rosy warmth of ineffable love. And it
looked so tenderly on Simpson's Bar that the whole mountain as if caught
in a generous action, blushed to the skies.</p>
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<h2> THE PRINCESS BOB AND HER FRIENDS. </h2>
<p>She was a Klamath Indian. Her title was, I think, a compromise between her
claim as daughter of a chief, and gratitude to her earliest white
protector, whose name, after the Indian fashion, she had adopted. “Bob”
Walker had taken her from the breast of her dead mother at a time when the
sincere volunteer soldiery of the California frontier were impressed with
the belief that extermination was the manifest destiny of the Indian race.
He had with difficulty restrained the noble zeal of his compatriots long
enough to convince them that the exemption of one Indian baby would not
invalidate this theory. And he took her to his home,—a pastoral
clearing on the banks of the Salmon River,—where she was cared for
after a frontier fashion.</p>
<p>Before she was nine years old, she had exhausted the scant kindliness of
the thin, overworked Mrs. Walker. As a playfellow of the young Walkers she
was unreliable; as a nurse for the baby she was inefficient. She lost the
former in the trackless depths of a redwood forest; she basely abandoned
the latter in an extemporized cradle, hanging like a chrysalis to a
convenient bough. She lied and she stole,—two unpardonable sins in a
frontier community, where truth was a necessity and provisions were the
only property. Worse than this, the outskirts of the clearing were
sometimes haunted by blanketed tatterdemalions with whom she had
mysterious confidences. Mr. Walker more than once regretted his indiscreet
humanity; but she presently relieved him of responsibility, and possibly
of bloodguiltiness, by disappearing entirely.</p>
<p>When she reappeared, it was at the adjacent village of Logport, in the
capacity of housemaid to a trader's wife, who, joining some little culture
to considerable conscientiousness, attempted to instruct her charge. But
the Princess proved an unsatisfactory pupil to even so liberal a teacher.
She accepted the alphabet with great good-humor, but always as a pleasing
and recurring novelty, in which all interest expired at the completion of
each lesson. She found a thousand uses for her books and writing materials
other than those known to civilized children. She made a curious necklace
of bits of slate-pencil, she constructed a miniature canoe from the
pasteboard covers of her primer, she bent her pens into fish-hooks, and
tattooed the faces of her younger companions with blue ink. Religious
instruction she received as good-humoredly, and learned to pronounce the
name of the Deity with a cheerful familiarity that shocked her
preceptress. Nor could her reverence be reached through analogy; she knew
nothing of the Great Spirit, and professed entire ignorance of the Happy
Hunting-Grounds. Yet she attended divine service regularly, and as
regularly asked for a hymn-book; and it was only through the discovery
that she had collected twenty-five of these volumes and had hidden them
behind the woodpile, that her connection with the First Baptist Church of
Logport ceased. She would occasionally abandon these civilized and
Christian privileges, and disappear from her home, returning after several
days of absence with an odor of bark and fish, and a peace-offering to her
mistress in the shape of venison or game.</p>
<p>To add to her troubles, she was now fourteen, and, according to the laws
of her race, a woman. I do not think the most romantic fancy would have
called her pretty. Her complexion defied most of those ambiguous similes
through which poets unconsciously apologize for any deviation from the
Caucasian standard. It was not wine nor amber colored; if anything, it was
smoky. Her face was tattooed with red and white lines on one cheek, as if
a duo-toothed comb had been drawn from cheek-bone to jaw, and, but for the
good-humor that beamed from her small berry-like eyes and shone in her
white teeth, would have been repulsive. She was short and stout. In her
scant drapery and unrestrained freedom she was hardly statuesque, and her
more unstudied attitudes were marred by a simian habit of softly
scratching her left ankle with the toes of her right foot, in moments of
contemplation.</p>
<p>I think I have already shown enough to indicate the incongruity of her
existence with even the low standard of civilization that obtained at
Logport in the year 1860. It needed but one more fact to prove the
far-sighted poetical sagacity and prophetic ethics of those sincere
advocates of extermination, to whose virtues I have done but scant justice
in the beginning of this article. This fact was presently furnished by the
Princess. After one of her periodical disappearances,—this time
unusually prolonged,—she astonished Logport by returning with a
half-breed baby of a week old in her arms. That night a meeting of the
hard-featured serious matrons of Logport was held at Mrs. Brown's. The
immediate banishment of the Princess was demanded. Soft-hearted Mrs. Brown
endeavored vainly to get a mitigation or suspension of the sentence. But,
as on a former occasion, the Princess took matters into her own hands. A
few mornings afterwards, a wicker cradle containing an Indian baby was
found hanging on the handle of the door of the First Baptist Church. It
was the Parthian arrow of the flying Princess. From that day Logport knew
her no more.</p>
<p>It had been a bright clear day on the upland, so clear that the ramparts
of Fort Jackson and the flagstaff were plainly visible twelve miles away
from the long curving peninsula that stretched a bared white arm around
the peaceful waters of Logport Bay. It had been a clear day upon the
sea-shore, albeit the air was filled with the flying spume and shifting
sand of a straggling beach whose low dunes were dragged down by the long
surges of the Pacific and thrown up again by the tumultuous trade-winds.
But the sun had gone down in a bank of fleecy fog that was beginning to
roll in upon the beach. Gradually the headland at the entrance of the
harbor and the lighthouse disappeared, then the willow fringe that marked
the line of Salmon River vanished, and the ocean was gone. A few sails
still gleamed on the waters of the bay; but the advancing fog wiped them
out one by one, crept across the steel-blue expanse, swallowed up the
white mills and single spire of Logport, and, joining with reinforcements
from the marshes, moved solemnly upon the hills. Ten minutes more and the
landscape was utterly blotted out; simultaneously the wind died away, and
a death-like silence stole over sea and shore. The faint clang, high
overhead, of unseen brent, the nearer call of invisible plover, the lap
and wash of undistinguishable waters, and the monotonous roll of the
vanished ocean, were the only sounds. As night deepened, the far-off
booming of the fog-bell on the headland at intervals stirred the thick
air.</p>
<p>Hard by the shore of the bay, and half hidden by a drifting sand-hill,
stood a low nondescript structure, to whose composition sea and shore had
equally contributed. It was built partly of logs and partly of driftwood
and tarred canvas. Joined to one end of the main building—the
ordinary log-cabin of the settler—was the half-round pilot-house of
some wrecked steamer, while the other gable terminated in half of a broken
whale-boat. Nailed against the boat were the dried skins of wild animals,
and scattered about lay the flotsam and jetsam of many years' gathering,—bamboo
crates, casks, hatches, blocks, oars, boxes, part of a whale's vertebrae,
and the blades of sword-fish. Drawn up on the beach of a little cove
before the house lay a canoe. As the night thickened and the fog grew more
dense, these details grew imperceptible, and only the windows of the
pilot-house, lit up by a roaring fire within the hut, gleamed redly
through the mist.</p>
<p>By this fire, beneath a ship's lamp that swung from the roof, two figures
were seated, a man and a woman. The man, broad-shouldered and heavily
bearded, stretched his listless powerful length beyond a broken bamboo
chair, with his eyes fixed on the fire. The woman crouched cross-legged
upon the broad earthen hearth, with her eyes blinkingly fixed on her
companion. They were small, black, round, berry-like eyes, and as the
firelight shone upon her smoky face, with its one striped cheek of
gorgeous brilliancy, it was plainly the Princess Bob and no other.</p>
<p>Not a word was spoken. They had been sitting thus for more than an hour,
and there was about their attitude a suggestion that silence was habitual.
Once or twice the man rose and walked up and down the narrow room, or
gazed absently from the windows of the pilot-house, but never by look or
sign betrayed the slightest consciousness of his companion. At such times
the Princess from her nest by the fire followed him with eyes of canine
expectancy and wistfulness. But he would as inevitably return to his
contemplation of the fire, and the Princess to her blinking watchfulness
of his face.</p>
<p>They had sat there silent and undisturbed for many an evening in fair
weather and foul. They had spent many a day in sunshine and storm,
gathering the unclaimed spoil of sea and shore. They had kept these mute
relations, varied only by the incidents of the hunt or meagre household
duties, for three years, ever since the man, wandering moodily over the
lonely sands, had fallen upon the half-starved woman lying in the little
hollow where she had crawled to die. It had seemed as if they would never
be disturbed, until now, when the Princess started, and, with the instinct
of her race, bent her ear to the ground.</p>
<p>The wind had risen and was rattling the tarred canvas. But in another
moment there plainly came from without the hut the sound of voices. Then
followed a rap at the door; then another rap; and then, before they could
rise to their feet, the door was flung briskly open.</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon,” said a pleasant but somewhat decided contralto voice,
“but I don't think you heard me knock. Ah, I see you did not. May I come
in?”</p>
<p>There was no reply. Had the battered figurehead of the Goddess of Liberty,
which lay deeply embedded in the sand on the beach, suddenly appeared at
the door demanding admittance, the occupants of the cabin could not have
been more speechlessly and hopelessly astonished than at the form which
stood in the open doorway.</p>
<p>It was that of a slim, shapely, elegantly dressed young woman. A
scarlet-lined silken hood was half thrown back from the shining mass of
the black hair that covered her small head; from her pretty shoulders
dropped a fur cloak, only restrained by a cord and tassel in her small
gloved hand. Around her full throat was a double necklace of large white
beads, that by some cunning feminine trick relieved with its infantile
suggestion the strong decision of her lower face.</p>
<p>“Did you say yes? Ah, thank you. We may come in, Barker.” (Here a shadow
in a blue army overcoat followed her into the cabin, touched its cap
respectfully, and then stood silent and erect against the wall.) “Don't
disturb yourself in the least, I beg. What a distressingly unpleasant
night! Is this your usual climate?”</p>
<p>Half graciously, half absently overlooking the still embarrassed silence
of the group, she went on: “We started from the fort over three hours ago,—three
hours ago, wasn't it, Barker?” (the erect Barker touched his cap,)—“to
go to Captain Emmons's quarters on Indian Island,—I think you call
it Indian Island, don't you?” (she was appealing to the awe-stricken
Princess,)—“and we got into the fog and lost our way; that is,
Barker lost his way,” (Barker touched his cap deprecatingly,) “and
goodness knows where we didn't wander to until we mistook your light for
the lighthouse and pulled up here. No, no, pray keep your seat, do! Really
I must insist.”</p>
<p>Nothing could exceed the languid grace of the latter part of this speech,—nothing
except the easy unconsciousness with which she glided by the offered chair
of her stammering, embarrassed host and stood beside the open hearth.</p>
<p>“Barker will tell you,” she continued, warming her feet by the fire, “that
I am Miss Portfire, daughter of Major Portfire, commanding the post. Ah,
excuse me, child!” (She had accidentally trodden upon the bare yellow toes
of the Princess.) “Really, I did not know you were there. I am very
near-sighted.” (In confirmation of her statement, she put to her eyes a
dainty double eyeglass that dangled from her neck.) “It's a shocking thing
to be near-sighted, isn't it?”</p>
<p>If the shamefaced uneasy man to whom this remark was addressed could have
found words to utter the thought that even in his confusion struggled
uppermost in his mind, he would, looking at the bold, dark eyes that
questioned him, have denied the fact. But he only stammered, “Yes.” The
next moment, however, Miss Portfire had apparently forgotten him and was
examining the Princess through her glass.</p>
<p>“And what is your name, child?”</p>
<p>The Princess, beatified by the eyes and eyeglass, showed all her white
teeth at once, and softly scratched her leg.</p>
<p>“Bob?”</p>
<p>“Bob? What a singular name!”</p>
<p>Miss Portfire's host here hastened to explain the origin of the Princess's
title.</p>
<p>“Then YOU are Bob.” (Eye-glass.)</p>
<p>“No, my name is Grey,—John Grey.” And he actually achieved a bow
where awkwardness was rather the air of imperfectly recalling a forgotten
habit.</p>
<p>“Grey?—ah, let me see. Yes, certainly. You are Mr. Grey the recluse,
the hermit, the philosopher, and all that sort of thing. Why, certainly;
Dr. Jones, our surgeon, has told me all about you. Dear me, how
interesting a rencontre! Lived all alone here for seven—was it seven
years?—yes, I remember now. Existed quite au naturel, one might say.
How odd! Not that I know anything about that sort of thing, you know. I've
lived always among people, and am really quite a stranger, I assure you.
But honestly, Mr.—I beg your pardon—Mr. Grey, how do you like
it?”</p>
<p>She had quietly taken his chair and thrown her cloak and hood over its
back, and was now thoughtfully removing her gloves. Whatever were the
arguments,—and they were doubtless many and profound,—whatever
the experience,—and it was doubtless hard and satisfying enough,—by
which this unfortunate man had justified his life for the last seven
years, somehow they suddenly became trivial and terribly ridiculous before
this simple but practical question.</p>
<p>“Well, you shall tell me all about it after you have given me something to
eat. We will have time enough; Barker cannot find his way back in this fog
to-night. Now don't put yourselves to any trouble on my account. Barker
will assist?”</p>
<p>Barker came forward. Glad to escape the scrutiny of his guest, the hermit
gave a few rapid directions to the Princess in her native tongue, and
disappeared in the shed. Left a moment alone, Miss Portfire took a quick,
half-audible, feminine inventory of the cabin. “Books, guns, skins, ONE
chair, ONE bed, no pictures, and no looking-glass!” She took a book from
the swinging shelf and resumed her seat by the fire as the Princess
re-entered with fresh fuel. But while kneeling on the hearth the Princess
chanced to look up and met Miss Portfire's dark eyes over the edge of her
book.</p>
<p>“Bob!”</p>
<p>The Princess showed her teeth.</p>
<p>“Listen. Would you like to have fine clothes, rings, and beads like these,
to have your hair nicely combed and put up so? Would you?”</p>
<p>The Princess nodded violently.</p>
<p>“Would you like to live with me and have them? Answer quickly. Don't look
round for HIM. Speak for yourself. Would you? Hush; never mind now.”</p>
<p>The hermit re-entered, and the Princess, blinking, retreated into the
shadow of the whale-boat shed, from which she did not emerge even when the
homely repast of cold venison, ship biscuit, and tea was served. Miss
Portfire noticed her absence: “You really must not let me interfere with
your usual simple ways. Do you know this is exceedingly interesting to me,
so pastoral and patriarchal and all that sort of thing. I must insist upon
the Princess coming back; really, I must.”</p>
<p>But the Princess was not to be found in the shed, and Miss Portfire, who
the next minute seemed to have forgotten all about her, took her place in
the single chair before an extemporized table. Barker stood behind her,
and the hermit leaned against the fireplace. Miss Portfire's appetite did
not come up to her protestations. For the first time in seven years it
occurred to the hermit that his ordinary victual might be improved. He
stammered out something to that effect.</p>
<p>“I have eaten better, and worse,” said Miss Portfire, quietly.</p>
<p>“But I thought you—that is, you said—”</p>
<p>“I spent a year in the hospitals, when father was on the Potomac,”
returned Miss Portfire, composedly. After a pause she continued: “You
remember after the second Bull Run—But, dear me! I beg your pardon;
of course, you know nothing about the war and all that sort of thing, and
don't care.” (She put up her eye-glass and quietly surveyed his broad
muscular figure against the chimney.) “Or, perhaps, your prejudices—But
then, as a hermit you know you have no politics, of course. Please don't
let me bore you.”</p>
<p>To have been strictly consistent, the hermit should have exhibited no
interest in this topic. Perhaps it was owing to some quality in the
narrator, but he was constrained to beg her to continue in such phrases as
his unfamiliar lips could command. So that, little by little, Miss
Portfire yielded up incident and personal observation of the contest then
raging; with the same half-abstracted, half-unconcerned air that seemed
habitual to her, she told the stories of privation, of suffering, of
endurance, and of sacrifice. With the same assumption of timid deference
that concealed her great self-control, she talked of principles and
rights. Apparently without enthusiasm and without effort, of which his
morbid nature would have been suspicious, she sang the great American
Iliad in a way that stirred the depths of her solitary auditor to its
massive foundations. Then she stopped and asked quietly, “Where is Bob?”</p>
<p>The hermit started. He would look for her. But Bob, for some reason, was
not forthcoming. Search was made within and without the hut, but in vain.
For the first time that evening Miss Portfire showed some anxiety. “Go,”
she said to Barker, “and find her. She MUST be found; stay, give me your
overcoat, I'll go myself.” She threw the overcoat over her shoulders and
stepped out into the night. In the thick veil of fog that seemed suddenly
to inwrap her, she stood for a moment irresolute, and then walked toward
the beach, guided by the low wash of waters on the sand. She had not taken
many steps before she stumbled over some dark crouching object. Reaching
down her hand she felt the coarse wiry mane of the Princess.</p>
<p>“Bob!”</p>
<p>There was no reply.</p>
<p>“Bob. I've been looking for you, come.”</p>
<p>“Go 'way.”</p>
<p>“Nonsense, Bob. I want you to stay with me to-night, come.”</p>
<p>“Injin squaw no good for waugee woman. Go 'way.”</p>
<p>“Listen, Bob. You are daughter of a chief: so am I. Your father had many
warriors: so has mine. It is good that you stay with me. Come.”</p>
<p>The Princess chuckled and suffered herself to be lifted up. A few moments
later and they re-entered the hut, hand in hand.</p>
<p>With the first red streaks of dawn the next day the erect Barker touched
his cap at the door of the hut. Beside him stood the hermit, also just
risen from his blanketed nest in the sand. Forth from the hut, fresh as
the morning air, stepped Miss Portfire, leading the Princess by the hand.
Hand in hand also they walked to the shore, and when the Princess had been
safely bestowed in the stern sheets, Miss Portfire turned and held out her
own to her late host.</p>
<p>“I shall take the best of care of her, of course. You will come and see
her often. I should ask you to come and see me, but you are a hermit, you
know, and all that sort of thing. But if it's the correct anchorite thing,
and can be done, my father will be glad to requite you for this night's
hospitality. But don't do anything on my account that interferes with your
simple habits. Good by.”</p>
<p>She handed him a card, which he took mechanically.</p>
<p>“Good by.”</p>
<p>The sail was hoisted, and the boat shoved off. As the fresh morning breeze
caught the white canvas it seemed to bow a parting salutation. There was a
rosy flash of promise on the water, and as the light craft darted forward
toward the ascending sun, it seemed for a moment uplifted in its glory.</p>
<p>Miss Portfire kept her word. If thoughtful care and intelligent kindness
could regenerate the Princess, her future was secure. And it really seemed
as if she were for the first time inclined to heed the lessons of
civilization and profit by her new condition. An agreeable change was
first noticed in her appearance. Her lawless hair was caught in a net, and
no longer strayed over her low forehead. Her unstable bust was stayed and
upheld by French corsets; her plantigrade shuffle was limited by heeled
boots. Her dresses were neat and clean, and she wore a double necklace of
glass beads. With this physical improvement there also seemed some moral
awakening. She no longer stole nor lied. With the possession of personal
property came a respect for that of others. With increased dependence on
the word of those about her came a thoughtful consideration of her own.
Intellectually she was still feeble, although she grappled sturdily with
the simple lessons which Miss Portfire set before her. But her zeal and
simple vanity outran her discretion, and she would often sit for hours
with an open book before her, which she could not read. She was a favorite
with the officers at the fort, from the Major, who shared his daughter's
prejudices and often yielded to her powerful self-will, to the subalterns,
who liked her none the less that their natural enemies, the frontier
volunteers, had declared war against her helpless sisterhood. The only
restraint put upon her was the limitation of her liberty to the enclosure
of the fort and parade; and only once did she break this parole, and was
stopped by the sentry as she stepped into a boat at the landing.</p>
<p>The recluse did not avail himself of Miss Portfire's invitation. But after
the departure of the Princess he spent less of his time in the hut, and
was more frequently seen in the distant marshes of Eel River and on the
upland hills. A feverish restlessness, quite opposed to his usual phlegm,
led him into singular freaks strangely inconsistent with his usual habits
and reputation. The purser of the occasional steamer which stopped at
Logport with the mails reported to have been boarded, just inside the bar,
by a strange bearded man, who asked for a newspaper containing the last
war telegrams. He tore his red shirt into narrow strips, and spent two
days with his needle over the pieces and the tattered remnant of his only
white garment; and a few days afterward the fishermen on the bay were
surprised to see what, on nearer approach, proved to be a rude imitation
of the national flag floating from a spar above the hut.</p>
<p>One evening, as the fog began to drift over the sand-hills, the recluse
sat alone in his hut. The fire was dying unheeded on the hearth, for he
had been sitting there for a long time, completely absorbed in the blurred
pages of an old newspaper. Presently he arose, and, refolding it,—an
operation of great care and delicacy in its tattered condition,—placed
it under the blankets of his bed. He resumed his seat by the fire, but
soon began drumming with his fingers on the arm of his chair. Eventually
this assumed the time and accent of some air. Then he began to whistle
softly and hesitatingly, as if trying to recall a forgotten tune. Finally
this took shape in a rude resemblance, not unlike that which his flag bore
to the national standard, to Yankee Doodle. Suddenly he stopped.</p>
<p>There was an unmistakable rapping at the door. The blood which had at
first rushed to his face now forsook it and settled slowly around his
heart. He tried to rise, but could not. Then the door was flung open, and
a figure with a scarlet-lined hood and fur mantle stood on the threshold.
With a mighty effort he took one stride to the door. The next moment he
saw the wide mouth and white teeth of the Princess, and was greeted by a
kiss that felt like a baptism.</p>
<p>To tear the hood and mantle from her figure in the sudden fury that seized
him, and to fiercely demand the reason of this masquerade, was his only
return to her greeting. “Why are you here? did you steal these garments?”
he again demanded in her guttural language, as he shook her roughly by the
arm. The Princess hung her head. “Did you?” he screamed, as he reached
wildly for his rifle.</p>
<p>“I did?”</p>
<p>His hold relaxed, and he staggered back against the wall. The Princess
began to whimper. Between her sobs, she was trying to explain that the
Major and his daughter were going away, and that they wanted to send her
to the Reservation; but he cut her short. “Take off those things!” The
Princess tremblingly obeyed. He rolled them up, placed them in the canoe
she had just left, and then leaped into the frail craft. She would have
followed, but with a great oath he threw her from him, and with one stroke
of his paddle swept out into the fog, and was gone.</p>
<p>“Jessamy,” said the Major, a few days after, as he sat at dinner with his
daughter, “I think I can tell you something to match the mysterious
disappearance and return of your wardrobe. Your crazy friend, the recluse,
has enlisted this morning in the Fourth Artillery. He's a splendid-looking
animal, and there's the right stuff for a soldier in him, if I'm not
mistaken. He's in earnest too, for he enlists in the regiment ordered back
to Washington. Bless me, child, another goblet broken; you'll ruin the
mess in glassware, at this rate!”</p>
<p>“Have you heard anything more of the Princess, papa?”</p>
<p>“Nothing, but perhaps it's as well that she has gone. These cursed
settlers are at their old complaints again about what they call 'Indian
depredations,' and I have just received orders from head-quarters to keep
the settlement clear of all vagabond aborigines. I am afraid, my dear,
that a strict construction of the term would include your protegee.”</p>
<p>The time for the departure of the Fourth Artillery had come. The night
before was thick and foggy. At one o'clock, a shot on the ramparts called
out the guard and roused the sleeping garrison. The new sentry, Private
Grey, had challenged a dusky figure creeping on the glacis, and, receiving
no answer, had fired. The guard sent out presently returned, bearing a
lifeless figure in their arms. The new sentry's zeal, joined with an
ex-frontiersman's aim, was fatal.</p>
<p>They laid the helpless, ragged form before the guard-house door, and then
saw for the first time that it was the Princess. Presently she opened her
eyes. They fell upon the agonized face of her innocent slayer, but haply
without intelligence or reproach.</p>
<p>“Georgy!” she whispered.</p>
<p>“Bob!”</p>
<p>“All's same now. Me get plenty well soon. Me make no more fuss. Me go to
Reservation.”</p>
<p>Then she stopped, a tremor ran through her limbs, and she lay still. She
had gone to the Reservation. Not that devised by the wisdom of man, but
that one set apart from the foundation of the world for the wisest as well
as the meanest of His creatures.</p>
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<h2> THE ILIAD OF SANDY BAR. </h2>
<p>Before nine o'clock it was pretty well known all along the river that the
two partners of the “Amity Claim” had quarrelled and separated at
daybreak. At that time the attention of their nearest neighbor had been
attracted by the sounds of altercations and two consecutive pistol-shots.
Running out, he had seen, dimly, in the gray mist that rose from the
river, the tall form of Scott, one of the partners, descending the hill
toward the canyon; a moment later, York, the other partner, had appeared
from the cabin, and walked in an opposite direction toward the river,
passing within a few feet of the curious watcher. Later it was discovered
that a serious Chinaman, cutting wood before the cabin, had witnessed part
of the quarrel. But John was stolid, indifferent, and reticent. “Me
choppee wood, me no fightee,” was his serene response to all anxious
queries. “But what did they SAY, John?” John did not sabe. Colonel
Starbottle deftly ran over the various popular epithets which a generous
public sentiment might accept as reasonable provocation for an assault.
But John did not recognize them. “And this yer's the cattle,” said the
Colonel, with some severity, “that some thinks oughter be allowed to
testify ag'in' a White Man! Git—you heathen!”</p>
<p>Still the quarrel remained inexplicable. That two men, whose amiability
and grave tact had earned for them the title of “The Peacemakers,” in a
community not greatly given to the passive virtues,—that these men,
singularly devoted to each other, should suddenly and violently quarrel,
might well excite the curiosity of the camp. A few of the more inquisitive
visited the late scene of conflict, now deserted by its former occupants.
There was no trace of disorder or confusion in the neat cabin. The rude
table was arranged as if for breakfast; the pan of yellow biscuit still
sat upon that hearth whose dead embers might have typified the evil
passions that had raged there but an hour before. But Colonel Starbottle's
eye—albeit somewhat bloodshot and rheumy—was more intent on
practical details. On examination, a bullet-hole was found in the
doorpost, and another, nearly opposite, in the casing of the window. The
Colonel called attention to the fact that the one “agreed with” the bore
of Scott's revolver, and the other with that of York's derringer. “They
must hev stood about yer,” said the Colonel, taking position; “not mor'n
three feet apart, and—missed!” There was a fine touch of pathos in
the falling inflection of the Colonel's voice, which was not without
effect. A delicate perception of wasted opportunity thrilled his auditors.</p>
<p>But the Bar was destined to experience a greater disappointment. The two
antagonists had not met since the quarrel, and it was vaguely rumored
that, on the occasion of a second meeting, each had determined to kill the
other “on sight.” There was, consequently, some excitement—and, it
is to be feared, no little gratification—when, at ten o'clock, York
stepped from the Magnolia Saloon into the one long straggling street of
the camp, at the same moment that Scott left the blacksmith's shop at the
forks of the road. It was evident, at a glance, that a meeting could only
be avoided by the actual retreat of one or the other.</p>
<p>In an instant the doors and windows of the adjacent saloons were filled
with faces. Heads unaccountably appeared above the river-banks and from
behind bowlders. An empty wagon at the cross-road was suddenly crowded
with people, who seemed to have sprung from the earth. There was much
running and confusion on the hillside. On the mountain-road, Mr. Jack
Hamlin had reined up his horse, and was standing upright on the seat of
his buggy. And the two objects of this absorbing attention approached each
other.</p>
<p>“York's got the sun,” “Scott'll line him on that tree,” “He's waitin' to
draw his fire,” came from the cart; and then it was silent. But above this
human breathlessness the river rushed and sang, and the wind rustled the
tree-tops with an indifference that seemed obtrusive. Colonel Starbottle
felt it, and in a moment of sublime preoccupation, without looking around,
waved his cane behind him, warningly to all nature, and said, “Shu!”</p>
<p>The men were now within a few feet of each other. A hen ran across the
road before one of them. A feathery seed-vessel, wafted from a wayside
tree, fell at the feet of the other. And, unheeding this irony of nature,
the two opponents came nearer, erect and rigid, looked in each other's
eyes, and—passed!</p>
<p>Colonel Starbottle had to be lifted from the cart. “This yer camp is
played out,” he said, gloomily, as he affected to be supported into the
Magnolia. With what further expression he might have indicated his
feelings it was impossible to say, for at that moment Scott joined the
group. “Did you speak to me?” he asked of the Colonel, dropping his hand,
as if with accidental familiarity, on that gentleman's shoulder. The
Colonel, recognizing some occult quality in the touch, and some unknown
quantity in the glance of his questioner, contented himself by replying,
“No, sir,” with dignity. A few rods away, York's conduct was as
characteristic and peculiar. “You had a mighty fine chance; why didn't you
plump him?” said Jack Hamlin, as York drew near the buggy. “Because I hate
him,” was the reply, heard only by Jack. Contrary to popular belief, this
reply was not hissed between the lips of the speaker, but was said in an
ordinary tone. But Jack Hamlin, who was an observer of mankind, noticed
that the speaker's hands were cold, and his lips dry, as he helped him
into the buggy, and accepted the seeming paradox with a smile.</p>
<p>When Sandy Bar became convinced that the quarrel between York and Scott
could not be settled after the usual local methods, it gave no further
concern thereto. But presently it was rumored that the “Amity Claim” was
in litigation, and that its possession would be expensively disputed by
each of the partners. As it was well known that the claim in question was
“worked out” and worthless, and that the partners, whom it had already
enriched, had talked of abandoning it but a day or two before the quarrel,
this proceeding could only be accounted for as gratuitous spite. Later,
two San Francisco lawyers made their appearance in this guileless Arcadia,
and were eventually taken into the saloons, and—what was pretty much
the same thing—the confidences of the inhabitants. The results of
this unhallowed intimacy were many subpoenas; and, indeed, when the “Amity
Claim” came to trial, all of Sandy Bar that was not in compulsory
attendance at the county seat came there from curiosity. The gulches and
ditches for miles around were deserted. I do not propose to describe that
already famous trial. Enough that, in the language of the plaintiff's
counsel, “it was one of no ordinary significance, involving the inherent
rights of that untiring industry which had developed the Pactolian
resources of this golden land”; and, in the homelier phrase of Colonel
Starbottle, “A fuss that gentlemen might hev settled in ten minutes over a
social glass, ef they meant business; or in ten seconds with a revolver,
ef they meant fun.” Scott got a verdict, from which York instantly
appealed. It was said that he had sworn to spend his last dollar in the
struggle.</p>
<p>In this way Sandy Bar began to accept the enmity of the former partners as
a lifelong feud, and the fact that they had ever been friends was
forgotten. The few who expected to learn from the trial the origin of the
quarrel were disappointed. Among the various conjectures, that which
ascribed some occult feminine influence as the cause was naturally
popular, in a camp given to dubious compliment of the sex. “My word for
it, gentlemen,” said Colonel Starbottle, who had been known in Sacramento
as a Gentleman of the Old School, “there's some lovely creature at the
bottom of this.” The gallant Colonel then proceeded to illustrate his
theory, by divers sprightly stories, such as Gentlemen of the Old School
are in the habit of repeating, but which, from deference to the prejudices
of gentlemen of a more recent school, I refrain from transcribing here.
But it would appear that even the Colonel's theory was fallacious. The
only woman who personally might have exercised any influence over the
partners was the pretty daughter of “old man Folinsbee,” of Poverty Flat,
at whose hospitable house—which exhibited some comforts and
refinements rare in that crude civilization—both York and Scott were
frequent visitors. Yet into this charming retreat York strode one evening,
a month after the quarrel, and, beholding Scott sitting there, turned to
the fair hostess with the abrupt query, “Do you love this man?” The young
woman thus addressed returned that answer—at once spirited and
evasive—which would occur to most of my fair readers in such an
exigency. Without another word, York left the house. “Miss Jo” heaved the
least possible sigh as the door closed on York's curls and square
shoulders, and then, like a good girl, turned to her insulted guest “But
would you believe it, dear?” she afterward related to an intimate friend,
“the other creature, after glowering at me for a moment, got upon its hind
legs, took its hat, and left, too; and that's the last I've seen of
either.”</p>
<p>The same hard disregard of all other interests or feelings in the
gratification of their blind rancor characterized all their actions. When
York purchased the land below Scott's new claim, and obliged the latter,
at a great expense, to make a long detour to carry a “tail-race” around
it, Scott retaliated by building a dam that overflowed York's claim on the
river. It was Scott, who, in conjunction with Colonel Starbottle, first
organized that active opposition to the Chinamen, which resulted in the
driving off of York's Mongolian laborers; it was York who built the
wagon-road and established the express which rendered Scott's mules and
pack-trains obsolete; it was Scott who called into life the Vigilance
Committee which expatriated York's friend, Jack Hamlin; it was York who
created the “Sandy Bar Herald,” which characterized the act as “a lawless
outrage,” and Scott as a “Border Ruffian”; it was Scott, at the head of
twenty masked men, who, one moonlight night, threw the offending “forms”
into the yellow river, and scattered the types in the dusty road. These
proceedings were received in the distant and more civilized outlying towns
as vague indications of progress and vitality. I have before me a copy of
the “Poverty Flat Pioneer,” for the week ending August 12, 1856, in which
the editor, under the head of “County Improvements,” says: “The new
Presbyterian Church on C Street, at Sandy Bar, is completed. It stands
upon the lot formerly occupied by the Magnolia Saloon, which was so
mysteriously burnt last month. The temple, which now rises like a Phoenix
from the ashes of the Magnolia, is virtually the free gift of H. J. York,
Esq., of Sandy Bar, who purchased the lot and donated the lumber. Other
buildings are going up in the vicinity, but the most noticeable is the
'Sunny South Saloon,' erected by Captain Mat. Scott, nearly opposite the
church. Captain Scott has spared no expense in the furnishing of this
saloon, which promises to be one of the most agreeable places of resort in
old Tuolumne. He has recently imported two new, first-class
billiard-tables, with cork cushions. Our old friend, 'Mountain Jimmy,'
will dispense liquors at the bar. We refer our readers to the
advertisement in another column. Visitors to Sandy Bar cannot do better
than give 'Jimmy' a call.” Among the local items occurred the following:
“H. J. York, Esq., of Sandy Bar, has offered a reward of $100 for the
detection of the parties who hauled away the steps of the new Presbyterian
Church, C Street, Sandy Bar, during divine service on Sabbath evening
last. Captain Scott adds another hundred for the capture of the miscreants
who broke the magnificent plate-glass windows of the new saloon on the
following evening. There is some talk of reorganizing the old Vigilance
Committee at Sandy Bar.”</p>
<p>When, for many months of cloudless weather, the hard, unwinking sun of
Sandy Bar had regularly gone down on the unpacified wrath of these men,
there was some talk of mediation. In particular, the pastor of the church
to which I have just referred—a sincere, fearless, but perhaps not
fully enlightened man—seized gladly upon the occasion of York's
liberality to attempt to reunite the former partners. He preached an
earnest sermon on the abstract sinfulness of discord and rancor. But the
excellent sermons of the Rev. Mr. Daws were directed to an ideal
congregation that did not exist at Sandy Bar,—a congregation of
beings of unmixed vices and virtues, of single impulses, and perfectly
logical motives, of preternatural simplicity, of childlike faith, and
grown-up responsibilities. As, unfortunately, the people who actually
attended Mr. Daws's church were mainly very human, somewhat artful, more
self-excusing than self-accusing, rather good-natured, and decidedly weak,
they quietly shed that portion of the sermon which referred to themselves,
and, accepting York and Scott—who were both in defiant attendance—as
curious examples of those ideal beings above referred to, felt a certain
satisfaction—which, I fear, was not altogether Christian-like—in
their “raking-down.” If Mr. Daws expected York and Scott to shake hands
after the sermon, he was disappointed. But he did not relax his purpose.
With that quiet fearlessness and determination which had won for him the
respect of men who were too apt to regard piety as synonymous with
effeminacy, he attacked Scott in his own house. What he said has not been
recorded, but it is to be feared that it was part of his sermon. When he
had concluded, Scott looked at him, not unkindly, over the glasses of his
bar, and said, less irreverently than the words might convey, “Young man,
I rather like your style; but when you know York and me as well as you do
God Almighty, it'll be time to talk.”</p>
<p>And so the feud progressed; and so, as in more illustrious examples, the
private and personal enmity of two representative men led gradually to the
evolution of some crude, half-expressed principle or belief. It was not
long before it was made evident that those beliefs were identical with
certain broad principles laid down by the founders of the American
Constitution, as expounded by the statesmanlike A; or were the fatal
quicksands, on which the ship of state might be wrecked, warningly pointed
out by the eloquent B. The practical result of all which was the
nomination of York and Scott to represent the opposite factions of Sandy
Bar in legislative councils.</p>
<p>For some weeks past, the voters of Sandy Bar and the adjacent camps had
been called upon, in large type, to “RALLY!” In vain the great pines at
the cross-roads—whose trunks were compelled to bear this and other
legends—moaned and protested from their windy watch-towers. But one
day, with fife and drum, and flaming transparency, a procession filed into
the triangular grove at the head of the gulch. The meeting was called to
order by Colonel Starbottle, who, having once enjoyed legislative
functions, and being vaguely known as a “war-horse,” was considered to be
a valuable partisan of York. He concluded an appeal for his friend, with
an enunciation of principles, interspersed with one or two anecdotes so
gratuitously coarse that the very pines might have been moved to pelt him
with their cast-off cones, as he stood there. But he created a laugh, on
which his candidate rode into popular notice; and when York rose to speak,
he was greeted with cheers. But, to the general astonishment, the new
speaker at once launched into bitter denunciation of his rival. He not
only dwelt upon Scott's deeds and example, as known to Sandy Bar, but
spoke of facts connected with his previous career, hitherto unknown to his
auditors. To great precision of epithet and directness of statement, the
speaker added the fascination of revelation and exposure. The crowd
cheered, yelled, and were delighted, but when this astounding philippic
was concluded, there was a unanimous call for “Scott!” Colonel Starbottle
would have resisted this manifest impropriety, but in vain. Partly from a
crude sense of justice, partly from a meaner craving for excitement, the
assemblage was inflexible; and Scott was dragged, pushed, and pulled upon
the platform.</p>
<p>As his frowsy head and unkempt beard appeared above the railing, it was
evident that he was drunk. But it was also evident, before he opened his
lips, that the orator of Sandy Bar—the one man who could touch their
vagabond sympathies (perhaps because he was not above appealing to them)—stood
before them. A consciousness of this power lent a certain dignity to his
figure, and I am not sure but that his very physical condition impressed
them as a kind of regal unbending and large condescension. Howbeit, when
this unexpected Hector arose from the ditch, York's myrmidons trembled.</p>
<p>“There's naught, gentlemen,” said Scott, leaning forward on the railing,—“there's
naught as that man hez said as isn't true. I was run outer Cairo; I did
belong to the Regulators; I did desert from the army; I did leave a wife
in Kansas. But thar's one thing he didn't charge me with, and, maybe, he's
forgotten. For three years, gentlemen, I was that man's pardner!—”
Whether he intended to say more, I cannot tell; a burst of applause
artistically rounded and enforced the climax, and virtually elected the
speaker. That fall he went to Sacramento, York went abroad; and for the
first time in many years, distance and a new atmosphere isolated the old
antagonists.</p>
<p>With little of change in the green wood, gray rock, and yellow river, but
with much shifting of human landmarks, and new faces in its habitations,
three years passed over Sandy Bar. The two men, once so identified with
its character, seemed to have been quite forgotten. “You will never return
to Sandy Bar,” said Miss Folinsbee, the “Lily of Poverty Flat,” on meeting
York in Paris, “for Sandy Bar is no more. They call it Riverside now; and
the new town is built higher up on the river-bank. By the by, 'Jo' says
that Scott has won his suit about the 'Amity Claim,' and that he lives in
the old cabin, and is drunk half his time. O, I beg your pardon,” added
the lively lady, as a flush crossed York's sallow cheek; “but, bless me, I
really thought that old grudge was made up. I'm sure it ought to be.”</p>
<p>It was three months after this conversation, and a pleasant summer
evening, that the Poverty Flat coach drew up before the veranda of the
Union Hotel at Sandy Bar. Among its passengers was one, apparently a
stranger, in the local distinction of well-fitting clothes and closely
shaven face, who demanded a private room and retired early to rest. But
before sunrise next morning he arose, and, drawing some clothes from his
carpet-bag, proceeded to array himself in a pair of white duck trousers, a
white duck overshirt, and straw hat. When his toilet was completed, he
tied a red bandanna handkerchief in a loop and threw it loosely over his
shoulders. The transformation was complete. As he crept softly down the
stairs and stepped into the road, no one would have detected in him the
elegant stranger of the previous night, and but few have recognized the
face and figure of Henry York of Sandy Bar.</p>
<p>In the uncertain light of that early hour, and in the change that had come
over the settlement, he had to pause for a moment to recall where he
stood. The Sandy Bar of his recollection lay below him, nearer the river;
the buildings around him were of later date and newer fashion. As he
strode toward the river, he noticed here a schoolhouse and there a church.
A little farther on, “The Sunny South” came in view, transformed into a
restaurant, its gilding faded and its paint rubbed off. He now knew where
he was; and, running briskly down a declivity, crossed a ditch, and stood
upon the lower boundary of the Amity Claim.</p>
<p>The gray mist was rising slowly from the river, clinging to the tree-tops
and drifting up the mountain-side, until it was caught among those rocky
altars, and held a sacrifice to the ascending sun. At his feet the earth,
cruelly gashed and scarred by his forgotten engines, had, since the old
days, put on a show of greenness here and there, and now smiled
forgivingly up at him, as if things were not so bad after all. A few birds
were bathing in the ditch with a pleasant suggestion of its being a new
and special provision of nature, and a hare ran into an inverted
sluice-box, as he approached, as if it were put there for that purpose.</p>
<p>He had not yet dared to look in a certain direction. But the sun was now
high enough to paint the little eminence on which the cabin stood. In
spite of his self-control, his heart beat faster as he raised his eyes
toward it. Its window and door were closed, no smoke came from its adobe
chimney, but it was else unchanged. When within a few yards of it, he
picked up a broken shovel, and, shouldering it with a smile, strode toward
the door and knocked. There was no sound from within. The smile died upon
his lips as he nervously pushed the door open.</p>
<p>A figure started up angrily and came toward him,—a figure whose
bloodshot eyes suddenly fixed into a vacant stare, whose arms were at
first outstretched and then thrown up in warning gesticulation,—a
figure that suddenly gasped, choked, and then fell forward in a fit.</p>
<p>But before he touched the ground, York had him out into the open air and
sunshine. In the struggle, both fell and rolled over on the ground. But
the next moment York was sitting up, holding the convulsed frame of his
former partner on his knee, and wiping the foam from his inarticulate
lips. Gradually the tremor became less frequent, and then ceased; and the
strong man lay unconscious in his arms.</p>
<p>For some moments York held him quietly thus, looking in his face. Afar,
the stroke of a wood-man's axe—a mere phantom of sound—was all
that broke the stillness. High up the mountain, a wheeling hawk hung
breathlessly above them. And then came voices, and two men joined them.</p>
<p>“A fight?” No, a fit; and would they help him bring the sick man to the
hotel?</p>
<p>And there, for a week, the stricken partner lay, unconscious of aught but
the visions wrought by disease and fear. On the eighth day, at sunrise, he
rallied, and, opening his eyes, looked upon York, and pressed his hand;
then he spoke:—</p>
<p>“And it's you. I thought it was only whiskey.”</p>
<p>York replied by taking both of his hands, boyishly working them backward
and forward, as his elbow rested on the bed, with a pleasant smile.</p>
<p>“And you've been abroad. How did you like Paris?”</p>
<p>“So, so. How did YOU like Sacramento?”</p>
<p>“Bully.”</p>
<p>And that was all they could think to say. Presently Scott opened his eyes
again.</p>
<p>“I'm mighty weak.”</p>
<p>“You'll get better soon.”</p>
<p>“Not much.”</p>
<p>A long silence followed, in which they could hear the sounds of
wood-chopping, and that Sandy Bar was already astir for the coming day.
Then Scott slowly and with difficulty turned his face to York, and said,—</p>
<p>“I might hev killed you once.”</p>
<p>“I wish you had.”</p>
<p>They pressed each other's hands again, but Scott's grasp was evidently
failing. He seemed to summon his energies for a special effort.</p>
<p>“Old man!”</p>
<p>“Old chap.”</p>
<p>“Closer!”</p>
<p>York bent his head toward the slowly fading face.</p>
<p>“Do ye mind that morning?”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>A gleam of fun slid into the corner of Scott's blue eye, as he whispered,—</p>
<p>“Old man, thar WAS too much saleratus in that bread.”</p>
<p>It is said that these were his last words. For when the sun, which had so
often gone down upon the idle wrath of these foolish men, looked again
upon them reunited, it saw the hand of Scott fall cold and irresponsive
from the yearning clasp of his former partner, and it knew that the feud
of Sandy Bar was at an end.</p>
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<h2> MR THOMPSON'S PRODIGAL </h2>
<p>We all knew that Mr. Thompson was looking for his son, and a pretty bad
one at that. That he was coming to California for this sole object was no
secret to his fellow-passengers; and the physical peculiarities, as well
as the moral weaknesses, of the missing prodigal were made equally plain
to us through the frank volubility of the parent. “You was speaking of a
young man which was hung at Red Dog for sluice-robbing,” said Mr. Thompson
to a steerage passenger, one day; “be you aware of the color of his eyes?”
“Black,” responded the passenger. “Ah,” said Mr. Thompson, referring to
some mental memoranda, “Char-les's eyes was blue.” He then walked away.
Perhaps it was from this unsympathetic mode of inquiry, perhaps it was
from that Western predilection to take a humorous view of any principle or
sentiment persistently brought before them, that Mr. Thompson's quest was
the subject of some satire among the passengers. A gratuitous
advertisement of the missing Charles, addressed to “Jailers and
Guardians,” circulated privately among them; everybody remembered to have
met Charles under distressing circumstances. Yet it is but due to my
countrymen to state that when it was known that Thompson had embarked some
wealth in this visionary project, but little of this satire found its way
to his ears, and nothing was uttered in his hearing that might bring a
pang to a father's heart, or imperil a possible pecuniary advantage of the
satirist. Indeed, Mr. Bracy Tibbets's jocular proposition to form a
joint-stock company to “prospect” for the missing youth received at one
time quite serious entertainment.</p>
<p>Perhaps to superficial criticism Mr. Thompson's nature was not picturesque
nor lovable. His history, as imparted at dinner, one day, by himself, was
practical even in its singularity. After a hard and wilful youth and
maturity,—in which he had buried a broken-spirited wife, and driven
his son to sea,—he suddenly experienced religion. “I got it in New
Orleans in '59,” said Mr. Thompson, with the general suggestion of
referring to an epidemic. “Enter ye the narrer gate. Parse me the beans.”
Perhaps this practical quality upheld him in his apparently hopeless
search. He had no clew to the whereabouts of his runaway son; indeed,
scarcely a proof of his present existence. From his indifferent
recollection of the boy of twelve, he now expected to identify the man of
twenty-five.</p>
<p>It would seem that he was successful. How he succeeded was one of the few
things he did not tell. There are, I believe, two versions of the story.
One, that Mr. Thompson, visiting a hospital, discovered his son by reason
of a peculiar hymn, chanted by the sufferer, in a delirious dream of his
boyhood. This version, giving as it did wide range to the finer feelings
of the heart, was quite popular; and as told by the Rev. Mr. Gushington,
on his return from his California tour, never failed to satisfy an
audience. The other was less simple, and, as I shall adopt it here,
deserves more elaboration.</p>
<p>It was after Mr. Thompson had given up searching for his son among the
living, and had taken to the examination of cemeteries, and a careful
inspection of the “cold hic jacets of the dead.” At this time he was a
frequent visitor of “Lone Mountain,”—a dreary hill-top, bleak enough
in its original isolation, and bleaker for the white-faced marbles by
which San Francisco anchored her departed citizens, and kept them down in
a shifting sand that refused to cover them, and against a fierce and
persistent wind that strove to blow them utterly away. Against this wind
the old man opposed a will quite as persistent,—a grizzled, hard
face, and a tall, crape-bound hat drawn tightly over his eyes,—and
so spent days in reading the mortuary inscriptions audibly to himself. The
frequency of Scriptural quotation pleased him, and he was fond of
corroborating them by a pocket Bible. “That's from Psalms,” he said, one
day, to an adjacent grave-digger. The man made no reply. Not at all
rebuffed, Mr. Thompson at once slid down into the open grave, with a more
practical inquiry, “Did you ever, in your profession, come across Char-les
Thompson?” “Thompson be d——d!” said the grave-digger, with
great directness. “Which, if he hadn't religion, I think he is,” responded
the old man, as he clambered out of the grave.</p>
<p>It was, perhaps, on this occasion that Mr. Thompson stayed later than
usual. As he turned his face toward the city, lights were beginning to
twinkle ahead, and a fierce wind, made visible by fog, drove him forward,
or, lying in wait, charged him angrily from the corners of deserted
suburban streets. It was on one of these corners that something else,
quite as indistinct and malevolent, leaped upon him with an oath, a
presented pistol, and a demand for money. But it was met by a will of iron
and a grip of steel. The assailant and assailed rolled together on the
ground. But the next moment the old man was erect; one hand grasping the
captured pistol, the other clutching at arm's length the throat of a
figure, surly, youthful, and savage.</p>
<p>“Young man,” said Mr. Thompson, setting his thin lips together, “what
might be your name?”</p>
<p>“Thompson!”</p>
<p>The old man's hand slid from the throat to the arm of his prisoner,
without relaxing its firmness.</p>
<p>“Char-les Thompson, come with me,” he said, presently, and marched his
captive to the hotel. What took place there has not transpired, but it was
known the next morning that Mr. Thompson had found his son.</p>
<p>It is proper to add to the above improbable story, that there was nothing
in the young man's appearance or manners to justify it. Grave, reticent,
and handsome, devoted to his newly found parent, he assumed the emoluments
and responsibilities of his new condition with a certain serious ease that
more nearly approached that which San Francisco society lacked, and—rejected.
Some chose to despise this quality as a tendency to “psalm-singing”;
others saw in it the inherited qualities of the parent, and were ready to
prophesy for the son the same hard old age. But all agreed that it was not
inconsistent with the habits of money-getting, for which father and son
were respected.</p>
<p>And yet, the old man did not seem to be happy. Perhaps it was that the
consummation of his wishes left him without a practical mission; perhaps—and
it is the more probable—he had little love for the son he had
regained. The obedience he exacted was freely given, the reform he had set
his heart upon was complete; and yet, somehow, it did not seem to please
him. In reclaiming his son, he had fulfilled all the requirements that his
religious duty required of him, and yet the act seemed to lack
sanctification. In this perplexity, he read again the parable of the
Prodigal Son,—which he had long ago adopted for his guidance,—and
found that he had omitted the final feast of reconciliation. This seemed
to offer the proper quality of ceremoniousness in the sacrament between
himself and his son; and so, a year after the appearance of Charles, he
set about giving him a party. “Invite everybody, Char-les,” he said,
dryly; “everybody who knows that I brought you out of the wine-husks of
iniquity, and the company of harlots; and bid them eat, drink, and be
merry.”</p>
<p>Perhaps the old man had another reason, not yet clearly analyzed. The fine
house he had built on the sand-hills sometimes seemed lonely and bare. He
often found himself trying to reconstruct, from the grave features of
Charles, the little boy whom he but dimly remembered in the past, and of
whom lately he had been thinking a great deal. He believed this to be a
sign of impending old age and childishness; but coming, one day, in his
formal drawing-room, upon a child of one of the servants, who had strayed
therein, he would have taken him in his arms, but the child fled from
before his grizzled face. So that it seemed eminently proper to invite a
number of people to his house, and, from the array of San Francisco
maidenhood, to select a daughter-in-law. And then there would be a child—a
boy, whom he could “rare up” from the beginning, and—love—as
he did not love Charles.</p>
<p>We were all at the party. The Smiths, Joneses, Browns, and Robinsons also
came, in that fine flow of animal spirits, unchecked by any respect for
the entertainer, which most of us are apt to find so fascinating. The
proceedings would have been somewhat riotous, but for the social position
of the actors. In fact, Mr. Bracy Tibbets, having naturally a fine
appreciation of a humorous situation, but further impelled by the bright
eyes of the Jones girls, conducted himself so remarkably as to attract the
serious regard of Mr. Charles Thompson, who approached him, saying
quietly: “You look ill, Mr. Tibbets; let me conduct you to your carriage.
Resist, you hound, and I'll throw you through that window. This way,
please; the room is close and distressing.” It is hardly necessary to say
that but a part of this speech was audible to the company, and that the
rest was not divulged by Mr. Tibbets, who afterward regretted the sudden
illness which kept him from witnessing a certain amusing incident, which
the fastest Miss Jones characterized as the “richest part of the
blow-out,” and which I hasten to record.</p>
<p>It was at supper. It was evident that Mr. Thompson had overlooked much
lawlessness in the conduct of the younger people, in his abstract
contemplation of some impending event. When the cloth was removed, he rose
to his feet, and grimly tapped upon the table. A titter, that broke out
among the Jones girls, became epidemic on one side of the board. Charles
Thompson, from the foot of the table, looked up in tender perplexity.
“He's going to sing a Doxology,” “He's going to pray,” “Silence for a
speech,” ran round the room.</p>
<p>“It's one year to-day, Christian brothers and sisters,” said Mr. Thompson,
with grim deliberation,—“one year to-day since my son came home from
eating of wine-husks and spending of his substance on harlots.” (The
tittering suddenly ceased.) “Look at him now. Char-les Thompson, stand
up.” (Charles Thompson stood up.) “One year ago to-day,—and look at
him now.”</p>
<p>He was certainly a handsome prodigal, standing there in his cheerful
evening-dress,—a repentant prodigal, with sad, obedient eyes turned
upon the harsh and unsympathetic glance of his father. The youngest Miss
Smith, from the pure depths of her foolish little heart, moved
unconsciously toward him.</p>
<p>“It's fifteen years ago since he left my house,” said Mr. Thompson, “a
rovier and a prodigal. I was myself a man of sin, O Christian friends,—a
man of wrath and bitterness” (“Amen,” from the eldest Miss Smith),—“but
praise be God, I've fled the wrath to come. It's five years ago since I
got the peace that passeth understanding. Have you got it, friends?” (A
general sub-chorus of “No, no,” from the girls, and, “Pass the word for
it,” from Midshipman Coxe, of the U. S. sloop Wethersfield.) “Knock, and
it shall be opened to you.</p>
<p>“And when I found the error of my ways, and the preciousness of grace,”
continued Mr. Thompson, “I came to give it to my son. By sea and land I
sought him far, and fainted not. I did not wait for him to come to me,
which the same I might have done, and justified myself by the Book of
books, but I sought him out among his husks, and—” (the rest of the
sentence was lost in the rustling withdrawal of the ladies). “Works,
Christian friends, is my motto. By their works shall ye know them, and
there is mine.”</p>
<p>The particular and accepted work to which Mr. Thompson was alluding had
turned quite pale, and was looking fixedly toward an open door leading to
the veranda, lately filled by gaping servants, and now the scene of some
vague tumult. As the noise continued, a man, shabbily dressed, and
evidently in liquor, broke through the opposing guardians, and staggered
into the room. The transition from the fog and darkness without to the
glare and heat within evidently dazzled and stupefied him. He removed his
battered hat, and passed it once or twice before his eyes, as he steadied
himself, but unsuccessfully, by the back of a chair. Suddenly, his
wandering glance fell upon the pale face of Charles Thompson; and with a
gleam of childlike recognition, and a weak, falsetto laugh, he darted
forward, caught at the table, upset the glasses, and literally fell upon
the prodigal's breast.</p>
<p>“Sha'ly! yo' d——d ol' scoun'rel, hoo rar ye!”</p>
<p>“Hush—sit down!—hush!” said Charles Thompson, hurriedly
endeavoring to extricate himself from the embrace of his unexpected guest.</p>
<p>“Look at 'm!” continued the stranger, unheeding the admonition, but
suddenly holding the unfortunate Charles at arm's length, in loving and
undisguised admiration of his festive appearance. “Look at 'm! Ain't he
nasty? Sha'ls, I'm prow of yer!”</p>
<p>“Leave the house!” said Mr. Thompson, rising, with a dangerous look in his
cold, gray eye. “Char-les, how dare you?”</p>
<p>“Simmer down, ole man! Sha'ls, who's th' ol' bloat? Eh?”</p>
<p>“Hush, man; here, take this!” With nervous hands, Charles Thompson filled
a glass with liquor. “Drink it and go—until to-morrow—any
time, but—leave us!—go now!” But even then, ere the miserable
wretch could drink, the old man, pale with passion, was upon him. Half
carrying him in his powerful arms, half dragging him through the circling
crowd of frightened guests, he had reached the door, swung open by the
waiting servants, when Charles Thompson started from a seeming stupor,
crying,—</p>
<p>“Stop!”</p>
<p>The old man stopped. Through the open door the fog and wind drove chilly.
“What does this mean?” he asked, turning a baleful face on Charles.</p>
<p>“Nothing—but stop—for God's sake. Wait till to-morrow, but not
to-night. Do not—I implore you—do this thing.”</p>
<p>There was something in the tone of the young man's voice, something,
perhaps, in the contact of the struggling wretch he held in his powerful
arms; but a dim, indefinite fear took possession of the old man's heart.
“Who,” he whispered, hoarsely, “is this man?”</p>
<p>Charles did not answer.</p>
<p>“Stand back, there, all of you,” thundered Mr. Thompson, to the crowding
guests around him. “Char-les—come here! I command you—I—I—I—beg
you—tell me WHO is this man?”</p>
<p>Only two persons heard the answer that came faintly from the lips of
Charles Thompson,—</p>
<p>“YOUR SON.”</p>
<p>When day broke over the bleak sand-hills, the guests had departed from Mr.
Thompson's banquet-halls. The lights still burned dimly and coldly in the
deserted rooms,—deserted by all but three figures, that huddled
together in the chill drawing-room, as if for warmth. One lay in drunken
slumber on a couch; at his feet sat he who had been known as Charles
Thompson; and beside them, haggard and shrunken to half his size, bowed
the figure of Mr. Thompson, his gray eye fixed, his elbows upon his knees,
and his hands clasped over his ears, as if to shut out the sad, entreating
voice that seemed to fill the room.</p>
<p>“God knows I did not set about to wilfully deceive. The name I gave that
night was the first that came into my thought,—the name of one whom
I thought dead,—the dissolute companion of my shame. And when you
questioned further, I used the knowledge that I gained from him to touch
your heart to set me free; only, I swear, for that! But when you told me
who you were, and I first saw the opening of another life before me—then—then—O,
sir, if I was hungry, homeless, and reckless, when I would have robbed you
of your gold, I was heart-sick, helpless, and desperate, when I would have
robbed you of your love!”</p>
<p>The old man stirred not. From his luxurious couch the newly found prodigal
snored peacefully.</p>
<p>“I had no father I could claim. I never knew a home but this. I was
tempted. I have been happy,—very happy.”</p>
<p>He rose and stood before the old man. “Do not fear that I shall come
between your son and his inheritance. To-day I leave this place, never to
return. The world is large, sir, and, thanks to your kindness, I now see
the way by which an honest livelihood is gained. Good by. You will not
take my hand? Well, well. Good by.”</p>
<p>He turned to go. But when he had reached the door he suddenly came back,
and, raising with both hands the grizzled head, he kissed it once and
twice.</p>
<p>“Char-les.”</p>
<p>There was no reply.</p>
<p>“Char-les!”</p>
<p>The old man rose with a frightened air, and tottered feebly to the door.
It was open. There came to him the awakened tumult of a great city, in
which the prodigal's footsteps were lost forever.</p>
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<h2> THE ROMANCE OF MADRONO HOLLOW. </h2>
<p>The latch on the garden gate of the Folinsbee Ranch clicked twice. The
gate itself was so much in shadow that lovely night, that “old man
Folinsbee,” sitting on his porch, could distinguish nothing but a tall
white hat and beside it a few fluttering ribbons, under the pines that
marked the entrance. Whether because of this fact, or that he considered a
sufficient time had elapsed since the clicking of the latch for more
positive disclosure, I do not know; but after a few moments' hesitation he
quietly laid aside his pipe and walked slowly down the winding path toward
the gate. At the Ceanothus hedge he stopped and listened.</p>
<p>There was not much to hear. The hat was saying to the ribbons that it was
a fine night, and remarking generally upon the clear outline of the
Sierras against the blue-black sky. The ribbons, it so appeared, had
admired this all the way home, and asked the hat if it had ever seen
anything half so lovely as the moonlight on the summit. The hat never had;
it recalled some lovely nights in the South in Alabama (“in the South in
Ahlabahm” was the way the old man heard it), but then there were other
things that made this night seem so pleasant. The ribbons could not
possibly conceive what the hat could be thinking about. At this point
there was a pause, of which Mr. Folinsbee availed himself to walk very
grimly and craunchingly down the gravel-walk toward the gate. Then the hat
was lifted, and disappeared in the shadow, and Mr. Folinsbee confronted
only the half-foolish, half-mischievous, but wholly pretty face of his
daughter.</p>
<p>It was afterward known to Madrono Hollow that sharp words passed between
“Miss Jo” and the old man, and that the latter coupled the names of one
Culpepper Starbottle and his uncle, Colonel Starbottle, with certain
uncomplimentary epithets, and that Miss Jo retaliated sharply. “Her
father's blood before her father's face boiled up and proved her truly of
his race,” quoted the blacksmith, who leaned toward the noble verse of
Byron. “She saw the old man's bluff and raised him,” was the directer
comment of the college-bred Masters.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the subject of these animadversions proceeded slowly along the
road to a point where the Folinsbee mansion came in view,—a long,
narrow, white building, unpretentious, yet superior to its neighbors, and
bearing some evidences of taste and refinement in the vines that clambered
over its porch, in its French windows, and the white muslin curtains that
kept out the fierce California sun by day, and were now touched with
silver in the gracious moonlight. Culpepper leaned against the low fence,
and gazed long and earnestly at the building. Then the moonlight vanished
ghostlike from one of the windows, a material glow took its place, and a
girlish figure, holding a candle, drew the white curtains together. To
Culpepper it was a vestal virgin standing before a hallowed shrine; to the
prosaic observer I fear it was only a fair-haired young woman, whose
wicked black eyes still shone with unfilial warmth. Howbeit, when the
figure had disappeared he stepped out briskly into the moonlight of the
high-road. Here he took off his distinguishing hat to wipe his forehead,
and the moon shone full upon his face.</p>
<p>It was not an unprepossessing one, albeit a trifle too thin and lank and
bilious to be altogether pleasant. The cheek-bones were prominent, and the
black eyes sunken in their orbits. Straight black hair fell slantwise off
a high but narrow forehead, and swept part of a hollow cheek. A long black
mustache followed the perpendicular curves of his mouth. It was on the
whole a serious, even Quixotic face, but at times it was relieved by a
rare smile of such tender and even pathetic sweetness, that Miss Jo is
reported to have said that, if it would only last through the ceremony,
she would have married its possessor on the spot. “I once told him so,”
added that shameless young woman; “but the man instantly fell into a
settled melancholy, and hasn't smiled since.”</p>
<p>A half-mile below the Folinsbee Ranch the white road dipped and was
crossed by a trail that ran through Madrono hollow. Perhaps because it was
a near cut-off to the settlement, perhaps from some less practical reason,
Culpepper took this trail, and in a few moments stood among the rarely
beautiful trees that gave their name to the valley. Even in that uncertain
light the weird beauty of these harlequin masqueraders was apparent; their
red trunks—a blush in the moonlight, a deep blood-stain in the
shadow—stood out against the silvery green foliage. It was as if
Nature in some gracious moment had here caught and crystallized the gypsy
memories of the transplanted Spaniard, to cheer him in his lonely exile.</p>
<p>As Culpepper entered the grove he heard loud voices. As he turned toward a
clump of trees, a figure so bizarre and characteristic that it might have
been a resident Daphne—a figure over-dressed in crimson silk and
lace, with bare brown arms and shoulders, and a wreath of honeysuckle—stepped
out of the shadow. It was followed by a man. Culpepper started. To come to
the point briefly, he recognized in the man the features of his respected
uncle, Colonel Starbottle; in the female, a lady who may be briefly
described as one possessing absolutely no claim to an introduction to the
polite reader. To hurry over equally unpleasant details, both were
evidently under the influence of liquor.</p>
<p>From the excited conversation that ensued, Culpepper gathered that some
insult had been put upon the lady at a public ball which she had attended
that evening; that the Colonel, her escort, had failed to resent it with
the sanguinary completeness that she desired. I regret that, even in a
liberal age, I may not record the exact and even picturesque language in
which this was conveyed to her hearers. Enough that at the close of a
fiery peroration, with feminine inconsistency she flew at the gallant
Colonel, and would have visited her delayed vengeance upon his luckless
head, but for the prompt interference of Culpepper. Thwarted in this, she
threw herself upon the ground, and then into unpicturesque hysterics.
There was a fine moral lesson, not only in this grotesque performance of a
sex which cannot afford to be grotesque, but in the ludicrous concern with
which it inspired the two men. Culpepper, to whom woman was more or less
angelic, was pained and sympathetic; the Colonel, to whom she was more or
less improper, was exceedingly terrified and embarrassed. Howbeit the
storm was soon over, and after Mistress Dolores had returned a little
dagger to its sheath (her garter), she quietly took herself out of Madrono
Hollow, and happily out of these pages forever. The two men, left to
themselves, conversed in low tones. Dawn stole upon them before they
separated: the Colonel quite sobered and in full possession of his usual
jaunty self-assertion; Culpepper with a baleful glow in his hollow cheek,
and in his dark eyes a rising fire.</p>
<p>The next morning the general ear of Madrono Hollow was filled with rumors
of the Colonel's mishap. It was asserted that he had been invited to
withdraw his female companion from the floor of the Assembly Ball at the
Independence Hotel, and that, failing to do this, both were expelled. It
is to be regretted that in 1854 public opinion was divided in regard to
the propriety of this step, and that there was some discussion as to the
comparative virtue of the ladies who were not expelled; but it was
generally conceded that the real casus belli was political. “Is this a
dashed Puritan meeting?” had asked the Colonel, savagely. “It's no Pike
County shindig,” had responded the floor-manager, cheerfully. “You're a
Yank!” had screamed the Colonel, profanely qualifying the noun. “Get! you
border ruffian,” was the reply. Such at least was the substance of the
reports. As, at that sincere epoch, expressions like the above were
usually followed by prompt action, a fracas was confidently looked for.</p>
<p>Nothing, however, occurred. Colonel Starbottle made his appearance next
day upon the streets with somewhat of his usual pomposity, a little
restrained by the presence of his nephew, who accompanied him, and who, as
a universal favorite, also exercised some restraint upon the curious and
impertinent. But Culpepper's face wore a look of anxiety quite at variance
with his usual grave repose. “The Don don't seem to take the old man's
set-back kindly,” observed the sympathizing blacksmith. “P'r'aps he was
sweet on Dolores himself,” suggested the sceptical expressman.</p>
<p>It was a bright morning, a week after this occurrence, that Miss Jo
Folinsbee stepped from her garden into the road. This time the latch did
not click as she cautiously closed the gate behind her. After a moment's
irresolution, which would have been awkward but that it was charmingly
employed, after the manner of her sex, in adjusting a bow under a dimpled
but rather prominent chin, and in pulling down the fingers of a neatly
fitting glove, she tripped toward the settlement. Small wonder that a
passing teamster drove his six mules into the wayside ditch and imperilled
his load, to keep the dust from her spotless garments; small wonder that
the “Lightning Express” withheld its speed and flash to let her pass, and
that the expressman, who had never been known to exchange more than rapid
monosyllables with his fellow-man, gazed after her with breathless
admiration. For she was certainly attractive. In a country where the
ornamental sex followed the example of youthful Nature, and were prone to
overdress and glaring efflorescence, Miss Jo's simple and tasteful raiment
added much to the physical charm of, if it did not actually suggest a
sentiment to, her presence. It is said that Euchre-deck Billy, working in
the gulch at the crossing, never saw Miss Folinsbee pass but that he
always remarked apologetically to his partner, that “he believed he MUST
write a letter home.” Even Bill Masters, who saw her in Paris presented to
the favorable criticism of that most fastidious man, the late Emperor,
said that she was stunning, but a big discount on what she was at Madrono
Hollow.</p>
<p>It was still early morning, but the sun, with California extravagance, had
already begun to beat hotly on the little chip hat and blue ribbons, and
Miss Jo was obliged to seek the shade of a bypath. Here she received the
timid advances of a vagabond yellow dog graciously, until, emboldened by
his success, he insisted upon accompanying her, and, becoming slobberingly
demonstrative, threatened her spotless skirt with his dusty paws, when she
drove him from her with some slight acerbity, and a stone which haply fell
within fifty feet of its destined mark. Having thus proved her ability to
defend herself, with characteristic inconsistency she took a small panic,
and, gathering her white skirts in one hand, and holding the brim of her
hat over her eyes with the other, she ran swiftly at least a hundred yards
before she stopped. Then she began picking some ferns and a few
wild-flowers still spared to the withered fields, and then a sudden
distrust of her small ankles seized her, and she inspected them narrowly
for those burrs and bugs and snakes which are supposed to lie in wait for
helpless womanhood. Then she plucked some golden heads of wild oats, and
with a sudden inspiration placed them in her black hair, and then came
quite unconsciously upon the trail leading to Madrono Hollow.</p>
<p>Here she hesitated. Before her ran the little trail, vanishing at last
into the bosky depths below. The sun was very hot. She must be very far
from home. Why should she not rest awhile under the shade of a madrono?</p>
<p>She answered these questions by going there at once. After thoroughly
exploring the grove, and satisfying herself that it contained no other
living human creature, she sat down under one of the largest trees, with a
satisfactory little sigh. Miss Jo loved the madrono. It was a cleanly
tree; no dust ever lay upon its varnished leaves; its immaculate shade
never was known to harbor grub or insect.</p>
<p>She looked up at the rosy arms interlocked and arched above her head. She
looked down at the delicate ferns and cryptogams at her feet. Something
glittered at the root of the tree. She picked it up; it was a bracelet.
She examined it carefully for cipher or inscription; there was none. She
could not resist a natural desire to clasp it on her arm, and to survey it
from that advantageous view-point. This absorbed her attention for some
moments; and when she looked up again she beheld at a little distance
Culpepper Starbottle.</p>
<p>He was standing where he had halted, with instinctive delicacy, on first
discovering her. Indeed, he had even deliberated whether he ought not to
go away without disturbing her. But some fascination held him to the spot.
Wonderful power of humanity! Far beyond jutted an outlying spur of the
Sierra, vast, compact, and silent. Scarcely a hundred yards away, a
league-long chasm dropped its sheer walls of granite a thousand feet. On
every side rose up the serried ranks of pine-trees, in whose close-set
files centuries of storm and change had wrought no breach. Yet all this
seemed to Culpepper to have been planned by an all-wise Providence as the
natural background to the figure of a pretty girl in a yellow dress.</p>
<p>Although Miss Jo had confidently expected to meet Culpepper somewhere in
her ramble, now that he came upon her suddenly, she felt disappointed and
embarrassed. His manner, too, was more than usually grave and serious; and
more than ever seemed to jar upon that audacious levity which was this
giddy girl's power and security in a society where all feeling was
dangerous. As he approached her she rose to her feet, but almost before
she knew it he had taken her hand and drawn her to a seat beside him. This
was not what Miss Jo had expected, but nothing is so difficult to
predicate as the exact preliminaries of a declaration of love.</p>
<p>What did Culpepper say? Nothing, I fear, that will add anything to the
wisdom of the reader; nothing, I fear, that Miss Jo had not heard
substantially from other lips before. But there was a certain conviction,
fire-speed, and fury in the manner that was deliciously novel to the young
lady. It was certainly something to be courted in the nineteenth century
with all the passion and extravagance of the sixteenth; it was something
to hear, amid the slang of a frontier society, the language of
knight-errantry poured into her ear by this lantern-jawed, dark-browed
descendant of the Cavaliers.</p>
<p>I do not know that there was anything more in it. The facts, however, go
to show that at a certain point Miss Jo dropped her glove, and that in
recovering it Culpepper possessed himself first of her hand and then her
lips. When they stood up to go Culpepper had his arm around her waist, and
her black hair, with its sheaf of golden oats, rested against the breast
pocket of his coat. But even then I do not think her fancy was entirely
captive. She took a certain satisfaction in this demonstration of
Culpepper's splendid height, and mentally compared it with a former flame,
one lieutenant McMirk, an active, but under-sized Hector, who subsequently
fell a victim to the incautiously composed and monotonous beverages of a
frontier garrison. Nor was she so much preoccupied but that her quick
eyes, even while absorbing Culpepper's glances, were yet able to detect,
at a distance, the figure of a man approaching. In an instant she slipped
out of Culpepper's arm, and, whipping her hands behind her, said, “There's
that horrid man!”</p>
<p>Culpepper looked up and beheld his respected uncle panting and blowing
over the hill. His brow contracted as he turned to Miss Jo: “You don't
like my uncle!”</p>
<p>“I hate him!” Miss Jo was recovering her ready tongue.</p>
<p>Culpepper blushed. He would have liked to enter upon some details of the
Colonel's pedigree and exploits, but there was not time. He only smiled
sadly. The smile melted Miss Jo. She held out her hand quickly, and said
with even more than her usual effrontery, “Don't let that man get you into
any trouble. Take care of yourself, dear, and don't let anything happen to
you.”</p>
<p>Miss Jo intended this speech to be pathetic; the tenure of life among her
lovers had hitherto been very uncertain. Culpepper turned toward her, but
she had already vanished in the thicket.</p>
<p>The Colonel came up panting. “I've looked all over town for you, and be
dashed to you, sir. Who was that with you?”</p>
<p>“A lady.” (Culpepper never lied, but he was discreet.)</p>
<p>“D—m 'em all! Look yar, Culp, I've spotted the man who gave the
order to put me off the floor” (“flo” was what the Colonel said) “the
other night!”</p>
<p>“Who was it?” asked Culpepper, listlessly.</p>
<p>“Jack Folinsbee.”</p>
<p>“Who?”</p>
<p>“Why, the son of that dashed nigger-worshipping psalm-singing Puritan
Yankee. What's the matter, now? Look yar, Culp, you ain't goin' back on
your blood, ar' ye? You ain't goin' back on your word? Ye ain't going down
at the feet of this trash, like a whipped hound?”</p>
<p>Culpepper was silent. He was very white. Presently he looked up and said
quietly. “No.”</p>
<p>Culpepper Starbottle had challenged Jack Folinsbee, and the challenge was
accepted. The cause alleged was the expelling of Culpepper's uncle from
the floor of the Assembly Ball by the order of Folinsbee. This much
Madrono Hollow knew and could swear to; but there were other strange
rumors afloat, of which the blacksmith was an able expounder. “You see,
gentlemen,” he said to the crowd gathered around his anvil, “I ain't got
no theory of this affair, I only give a few facts as have come to my
knowledge. Culpepper and Jack meets quite accidental like in Bob's saloon.
Jack goes up to Culpepper and says, 'A word with you.' Culpepper bows and
steps aside in this way, Jack standing about HERE.” (The blacksmith
demonstrates the position of the parties with two old horseshoes on the
anvil.) “Jack pulls a bracelet from his pocket and says, 'Do you know that
bracelet?' Culpepper says, 'I do not,' quite cool-like and easy. Jack
says, 'You gave it to my sister.' Culpepper says, still cool as you
please, 'I did not.' Jack says, 'You lie, G-d d-mn you,' and draws his
derringer. Culpepper jumps forward about here” (reference is made to the
diagram) “and Jack fires. Nobody hit. It's a mighty cur'o's thing,
gentlemen,” continued the blacksmith, dropping suddenly into the abstract,
and leaning meditatively on his anvil,—“it's a mighty cur'o's thing
that nobody gets hit so often. You and me empties our revolvers sociably
at each other over a little game, and the room full and nobody gets hit!
That's what gets me.”</p>
<p>“Never mind, Thompson,” chimed in Bill Masters, “there's another and a
better world where we shall know all that and—become better shots.
Go on with your story.”</p>
<p>“Well, some grabs Culpepper and some grabs Jack, and so separates them.
Then Jack tells 'em as how he had seen his sister wear a bracelet which he
knew was one that had been given to Dolores by Colonel Starbottle. That
Miss Jo wouldn't say where she got it, but owned up to having seen
Culpepper that day. Then the most cur'o's thing of it yet, what does
Culpepper do but rise up and takes all back that he said, and allows that
he DID give her the bracelet. Now my opinion, gentlemen, is that he lied;
it ain't like that man to give a gal that he respects anything off of that
piece, Dolores. But it's all the same now, and there's but one thing to be
done.”</p>
<p>The way this one thing was done belongs to the record of Madrono Hollow.
The morning was bright and clear; the air was slightly chill, but that was
from the mist which arose along the banks of the river. As early as six
o'clock the designated ground—a little opening in the madrono grove—was
occupied by Culpepper Starbottle, Colonel Starbottle, his second, and the
surgeon. The Colonel was exalted and excited, albeit in a rather imposing,
dignified way, and pointed out to the surgeon the excellence of the
ground, which at that hour was wholly shaded from the sun, whose steady
stare is more or less discomposing to your duellist. The surgeon threw
himself on the grass and smoked his cigar. Culpepper, quiet and
thoughtful, leaned against a tree and gazed up the river. There was a
strange suggestion of a picnic about the group, which was heightened when
the Colonel drew a bottle from his coat-tails, and, taking a preliminary
draught, offered it to the others. “Cocktails, sir,” he explained with
dignified precision. “A gentleman, sir, should never go out without 'em.
Keeps off the morning chill. I remember going out in '53 with Hank
Boompirater. Good ged, sir, the man had to put on his overcoat, and was
shot in it. Fact.”</p>
<p>But the noise of wheels drowned the Colonel's reminiscences, and a rapidly
driven buggy, containing Jack Folinsbee, Calhoun Bungstarter, his second,
and Bill Masters, drew up on the ground. Jack Folinsbee leaped out gayly.
“I had the jolliest work to get away without the governor's hearing,” he
began, addressing the group before him with the greatest volubility.
Calhoun Bungstarter touched his arm, and the young man blushed. It was his
first duel.</p>
<p>“If you are ready, gentlemen,” said Mr. Bungstarter, “we had better
proceed to business. I believe it is understood that no apology will be
offered or accepted. We may as well settle preliminaries at once, or I
fear we shall be interrupted. There is a rumor in town that the Vigilance
Committee are seeking our friends the Starbottles, and I believe, as their
fellow-countryman, I have the honor to be included in their warrant.”</p>
<p>At this probability of interruption, that gravity which had hitherto been
wanting fell upon the group. The preliminaries were soon arranged and the
principals placed in position. Then there was a silence.</p>
<p>To a spectator from the hill, impressed with the picnic suggestion, what
might have been the popping of two champagne corks broke the stillness.</p>
<p>Culpepper had fired in the air. Colonel Starbottle uttered a low curse.
Jack Folinsbee sulkily demanded another shot.</p>
<p>Again the parties stood opposed to each other. Again the word was given,
and what seemed to be the simultaneous report of both pistols rose upon
the air. But after an interval of a few seconds all were surprised to see
Culpepper slowly raise his unexploded weapon and fire it harmlessly above
his head. Then, throwing the pistol upon the ground, he walked to a tree
and leaned silently against it.</p>
<p>Jack Folinsbee flew into a paroxysm of fury. Colonel Starbottle raved and
swore. Mr. Bungstarter was properly shocked at their conduct. “Really,
gentlemen, if Mr. Culpepper Starbottle declines another shot, I do not see
how we can proceed.”</p>
<p>But the Colonel's blood was up, and Jack Folinsbee was equally implacable.
A hurried consultation ensued, which ended by Colonel Starbottle taking
his nephew's place as principal, Bill Masters acting as second, vice Mr.
Bungstarter, who declined all further connection with the affair.</p>
<p>Two distinct reports rang through the Hollow. Jack Folinsbee dropped his
smoking pistol, took a step forward, and then dropped heavily upon his
face.</p>
<p>In a moment the surgeon was at his side. The confusion was heightened by
the trampling of hoofs, and the voice of the blacksmith bidding them flee
for their lives before the coming storm. A moment more and the ground was
cleared, and the surgeon, looking up, beheld only the white face of
Culpepper bending over him.</p>
<p>“Can you save him?”</p>
<p>“I cannot say. Hold up his head a moment, while I run to the buggy.”</p>
<p>Culpepper passed his arm tenderly around the neck of the insensible man.
Presently the surgeon returned with some stimulants.</p>
<p>“There, that will do, Mr. Starbottle, thank you. Now my advice is to get
away from here while you can. I'll look after Folinsbee. Do you hear?”</p>
<p>Culpepper's arm was still round the neck of his late foe, but his head had
drooped and fallen on the wounded man's shoulder. The surgeon looked down,
and, catching sight of his face, stooped and lifted him gently in his
arms. He opened his coat and waistcoat. There was blood upon his shirt,
and a bullet-hole in his breast. He had been shot unto death at the first
fire.</p>
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<h2> THE POET OF SIERRA FLAT. </h2>
<p>As the enterprising editor of the “Sierra Flat Record” stood at his case
setting type for his next week's paper, he could not help hearing the
woodpeckers who were busy on the roof above his head. It occurred to him
that possibly the birds had not yet learned to recognize in the rude
structure any improvement on nature, and this idea pleased him so much
that he incorporated it in the editorial article which he was then doubly
composing. For the editor was also printer of the “Record”; and although
that remarkable journal was reputed to exert a power felt through all
Calaveras and a greater part of Tuolumne County, strict economy was one of
the conditions of its beneficent existence.</p>
<p>Thus preoccupied, he was startled by the sudden irruption of a small roll
of manuscript, which was thrown through the open door and fell at his
feet. He walked quickly to the threshold and looked down the tangled trail
which led to the high-road. But there was nothing to suggest the presence
of his mysterious contributor. A hare limped slowly away, a green-and-gold
lizard paused upon a pine stump, the woodpeckers ceased their work. So
complete had been his sylvan seclusion, that he found it difficult to
connect any human agency with the act; rather the hare seemed to have an
inexpressibly guilty look, the woodpeckers to maintain a significant
silence, and the lizard to be conscience-stricken into stone.</p>
<p>An examination of the manuscript, however, corrected this injustice to
defenceless nature. It was evidently of human origin,—being verse,
and of exceeding bad quality. The editor laid it aside. As he did so he
thought he saw a face at the window. Sallying out in some indignation, he
penetrated the surrounding thicket in every direction, but his search was
as fruitless as before. The poet, if it were he, was gone.</p>
<p>A few days after this the editorial seclusion was invaded by voices of
alternate expostulation and entreaty. Stepping to the door, the editor was
amazed at beholding Mr. Morgan McCorkle, a well-known citizen of Angelo,
and a subscriber to the “Record,” in the act of urging, partly by force
and partly by argument, an awkward young man toward the building. When he
had finally effected his object, and, as it were, safely landed his prize
in a chair, Mr. McCorkle took off his hat, carefully wiped the narrow
isthmus of forehead which divided his black brows from his stubby hair,
and with an explanatory wave of his hand toward his reluctant companion,
said, “A borned poet, and the cussedest fool you ever seed!”</p>
<p>Accepting the editor's smile as a recognition of the introduction, Mr.
McCorkle panted and went on: “Didn't want to come! 'Mister Editor don't
went to see me, Morg,' sez he. 'Milt,' sez I, 'he do; a borned poet like
you and a gifted genius like he oughter come together sociable!' And I
fetched him. Ah, will yer?” The born poet had, after exhibiting signs of
great distress, started to run. But Mr. McCorkle was down upon him
instantly, seizing him by his long linen coat, and settled him back in his
chair. “Tain't no use stampeding. Yer ye are and yer ye stays. For yer a
borned poet,—ef ye are as shy as a jackass rabbit. Look at 'im now!”</p>
<p>He certainly was not an attractive picture. There was hardly a notable
feature in his weak face, except his eyes, which were moist and shy and
not unlike the animal to which Mr. McCorkle had compared him. It was the
face that the editor had seen at the window.</p>
<p>“Knowed him for fower year,—since he war a boy,” continued Mr.
McCorkle in a loud whisper. “Allers the same, bless you! Can jerk a rhyme
as easy as turnin' jack. Never had any eddication; lived out in Missooray
all his life. But he's chock full o' poetry. On'y this mornin' sez I to
him,—he camps along o' me,—'Milt!' sez I, 'are breakfast
ready?' and he up and answers back quite peert and chipper, 'The breakfast
it is ready, and the birds is singing free, and it's risin' in the dawnin'
light is happiness to me!' When a man,” said Mr. McCorkle, dropping his
voice with deep solemnity, “gets off things like them, without any call to
do it, and handlin' flapjacks over a cookstove at the same time,—that
man's a borned poet.”</p>
<p>There was an awkward pause. Mr. McCorkle beamed patronizingly on his
protege. The born poet looked as if he were meditating another flight,—not
a metaphorical one. The editor asked if he could do anything for them.</p>
<p>“In course you can,” responded Mr. McCorkle, “that's jest it. Milt,
where's that poetry!”</p>
<p>The editor's countenance fell as the poet produced from his pocket a roll
of manuscript. He, however, took it mechanically and glanced over it. It
was evidently a duplicate of the former mysterious contribution.</p>
<p>The editor then spoke briefly but earnestly. I regret that I cannot recall
his exact words, but it appeared that never before, in the history of the
“Record,” had the pressure been so great upon its columns. Matters of
paramount importance, deeply affecting the material progress of Sierra,
questions touching the absolute integrity of Calaveras and Tuolumne as
social communities, were even now waiting expression. Weeks, nay, months,
must elapse before that pressure would be removed, and the “Record” could
grapple with any but the sternest of topics. Again, the editor had noticed
with pain the absolute decline of poetry in the foot-hills of the Sierras.
Even the works of Byron and Moore attracted no attention in Dutch Flat,
and a prejudice seemed to exist against Tennyson in Grass Valley. But the
editor was not without hope for the future. In the course of four or five
years, when the country was settled,—</p>
<p>“What would be the cost to print this yer?” interrupted Mr. McCorkle,
quietly.</p>
<p>“About fifty dollars, as an advertisement,” responded the editor with
cheerful alacrity.</p>
<p>Mr. McCorkle placed the sum in the editor's hand. “Yer see thet's what I
sez to Milt, 'Milt,' sez I, 'pay as you go, for you are a borned poet.
Hevin no call to write, but doin' it free and spontaneous like, in course
you pays. Thet's why Mr. Editor never printed your poetry.'”</p>
<p>“What name shall I put to it?” asked the editor.</p>
<p>“Milton.”</p>
<p>It was the first word that the born poet had spoken during the interview,
and his voice was so very sweet and musical that the editor looked at him
curiously, and wondered if he had a sister.</p>
<p>“Milton; is that all?”</p>
<p>“Thet's his furst name,” exclaimed Mr. McCorkle.</p>
<p>The editor here suggested that as there had been another poet of that name—</p>
<p>“Milt might be took for him! Thet's bad,” reflected Mr. McCorkle with
simple gravity. “Well, put down his hull name,—Milton Chubbuck.”</p>
<p>The editor made a note of the fact. “I'll set it up now,” he said. This
was also a hint that the interview was ended. The poet and patron, arm in
arm, drew towards the door. “In next week's paper,” said the editor,
smilingly, in answer to the childlike look of inquiry in the eyes of the
poet, and in another moment they were gone.</p>
<p>The editor was as good as his word. He straight-way betook himself to his
case, and, unrolling the manuscript, began his task. The woodpeckers on
the roof recommenced theirs, and in a few moments the former sylvan
seclusion was restored. There was no sound in the barren, barn-like room
but the birds above, and below the click of the composing-rule as the
editor marshalled the types into lines in his stick, and arrayed them in
solid column on the galley. Whatever might have been his opinion of the
copy before him, there was no indication of it in his face, which wore the
stolid indifference of his craft. Perhaps this was unfortunate, for as the
day wore on and the level rays of the sun began to pierce the adjacent
thicket, they sought out and discovered an anxious ambushed figure drawn
up beside the editor's window,—a figure that had sat there
motionless for hours. Within, the editor worked on as steadily and
impassively as Fate. And without, the born poet of Sierra Flat sat and
watched him as waiting its decree.</p>
<p>The effect of the poem on Sierra Flat was remarkable and unprecedented.
The absolute vileness of its doggerel, the gratuitous imbecility of its
thought, and above all the crowning audacity of the fact that it was the
work of a citizen and published in the county paper, brought it instantly
into popularity. For many months Calaveras had languished for a sensation;
since the last vigilance committee nothing had transpired to dispel the
listless ennui begotten of stagnant business and growing civilization. In
more prosperous moments the office of the “Record” would have been simply
gutted and the editor deported; at present the paper was in such demand
that the edition was speedily exhausted. In brief, the poem of Mr. Milton
Chubbuck came like a special providence to Sierra Flat. It was read by
camp-fires, in lonely cabins, in flaring bar-rooms and noisy saloons, and
declaimed from the boxes of stagecoaches. It was sung in Poker Flat with
the addition of a local chorus, and danced as an unhallowed rhythmic dance
by the Pyrrhic phalanx of One Horse Gulch, known as “The Festive Stags of
Calaveras.” Some unhappy ambiguities of expression gave rise to many new
readings, notes, and commentaries, which, I regret to state, were more
often marked by ingenuity than delicacy of thought or expression.</p>
<p>Never before did poet acquire such sudden local reputation. From the
seclusion of McCorkle's cabin and the obscurity of culinary labors, he was
haled forth into the glowing sunshine of Fame. The name of Chubbuck was
written in letters of chalk on unpainted walls, and carved with a pick on
the sides of tunnels. A drink known variously as “The Chubbuck
Tranquillizer,” or “The Chubbuck Exalter,” was dispensed at the bars. For
some weeks a rude design for a Chubbuck statue, made up of illustrations
from circus and melodeon posters, representing the genius of Calaveras in
brief skirts on a flying steed in the act of crowning the poet Chubbuck,
was visible at Keeler's Ferry. The poet himself was overborne with
invitations to drink and extravagant congratulations. The meeting between
Colonel Starbottle of Siskyion and Chubbuck, as previously arranged by our
“Boston,” late of Roaring Camp, is said to have been indescribably
affecting. The Colonel embraced him unsteadily. “I could not return to my
constituents at Siskyion, sir, if this hand, which has grasped that of the
gifted Prentice and the lamented Poe, should not have been honored by the
touch of the godlike Chubbuck. Gentlemen, American literature is looking
up. Thank you, I will take sugar in mine.” It was “Boston” who indited
letters of congratulations from H. W. Longfellow, Tennyson, and Browning,
to Mr. Chubbuck, deposited them in the Sierra Flat post-office, and
obligingly consented to dictate the replies.</p>
<p>The simple faith and unaffected delight with which these manifestations
were received by the poet and his patron might have touched the hearts of
these grim masters of irony, but for the sudden and equal development in
both of the variety of weak natures. Mr. McCorkle basked in the popularity
of his protege, and became alternately supercilious or patronizing toward
the dwellers of Sierra Flat; while the poet, with hair carefully oiled and
curled, and bedecked with cheap jewelry and flaunting neck-handkerchief,
paraded himself before the single hotel. As may be imagined, this new
disclosure of weakness afforded intense satisfaction to Sierra Flat, gave
another lease of popularity to the poet, and suggested another idea to the
facetious “Boston.”</p>
<p>At that time a young lady popularly and professionally known as the
“California Pet” was performing to enthusiastic audiences in the interior.
Her specialty lay in the personation of youthful masculine character; as a
gamin of the street she was irresistible, as a negro-dancer she carried
the honest miner's heart by storm. A saucy, pretty brunette, she had
preserved a wonderful moral reputation even under the Jove-like advances
of showers of gold that greeted her appearance on the stage at Sierra
Flat. A prominent and delighted member of that audience was Milton
Chubbuck. He attended every night. Every day he lingered at the door of
the Union Hotel for a glimpse of the “California Pet.” It was not long
before he received a note from her,—in “Boston's” most popular and
approved female hand,—acknowledging his admiration. It was not long
before “Boston” was called upon to indite a suitable reply. At last, in
furtherance of his facetious design, it became necessary for “Boston” to
call upon the young actress herself and secure her personal participation.
To her he unfolded a plan, the successful carrying out of which he felt
would secure his fame to posterity as a practical humorist. The
“California Pet's” black eyes sparkled approvingly and mischievously. She
only stipulated that she should see the man first,—a concession to
her feminine weakness which years of dancing Juba and wearing trousers and
boots had not wholly eradicated from her wilful breast. By all means, it
should be done. And the interview was arranged for the next week.</p>
<p>It must not be supposed that during this interval of popularity Mr.
Chubbuck had been unmindful of his poetic qualities. A certain portion of
each day he was absent from town,—“a communin' with natur',” as Mr.
McCorkle expressed it,—and actually wandering in the mountain
trails, or lying on his back under the trees, or gathering fragrant herbs
and the bright-colored berries of the Marzanita. These and his company he
generally brought to the editor's office, late in the afternoon, often to
that enterprising journalist's infinite weariness. Quiet and
uncommunicative, he would sit there patiently watching him at his work
until the hour for closing the office arrived, when he would as quietly
depart. There was something so humble and unobtrusive in these visits,
that the editor could not find it in his heart to deny them, and accepting
them, like the woodpeckers, as a part of his sylvan surroundings, often
forgot even his presence. Once or twice, moved by some beauty of
expression in the moist, shy eyes, he felt like seriously admonishing his
visitor of his idle folly; but his glance falling upon the oiled hair and
the gorgeous necktie, he invariably thought better of it. The case was
evidently hopeless.</p>
<p>The interview between Mr. Chubbuck and the “California Pet” took place in
a private room of the Union Hotel; propriety being respected by the
presence of that arch-humorist, “Boston.” To this gentleman we are
indebted for the only true account of the meeting. However reticent Mr.
Chubbuck might have been in the presence of his own sex, toward the fairer
portion of humanity he was, like most poets, exceedingly voluble.
Accustomed as the “California Pet” had been to excessive compliment, she
was fairly embarrassed by the extravagant praises of her visitor. Her
personation of boy characters, her dancing of the “champion jig,” were
particularly dwelt upon with fervid but unmistakable admiration. At last,
recovering her audacity and emboldened by the presence of “Boston,” the
“California Pet” electrified her hearers by demanding, half jestingly,
half viciously, if it were as a boy or a girl that she was the subject of
his flattering admiration.</p>
<p>“That knocked him out o' time,” said the delighted “Boston,” in his
subsequent account of the interview. “But do you believe the d——d
fool actually asked her to take him with her; wanted to engage in the
company.”</p>
<p>The plan, as briefly unfolded by “Boston,” was to prevail upon Mr.
Chubbuck to make his appearance in costume (already designed and prepared
by the inventor) before a Sierra Flat audience, and recite an original
poem at the Hall immediately on the conclusion of the “California Pet's”
performance. At a given signal the audience were to rise and deliver a
volley of unsavory articles (previously provided by the originator of the
scheme); then a select few were to rush on the stage, seize the poet, and,
after marching him in triumphal procession through town, were to deposit
him beyond its uttermost limits, with strict injunctions never to enter it
again. To the first part of the plan the poet was committed, for the
latter portion it was easy enough to find participants.</p>
<p>The eventful night came, and with it an audience that packed the long
narrow room with one dense mass of human beings. The “California Pet”
never had been so joyous, so reckless, so fascinating and audacious
before. But the applause was tame and weak compared to the ironical
outburst that greeted the second rising of the curtain and the entrance of
the born poet of Sierra Flat. Then there was a hush of expectancy, and the
poet stepped to the foot-lights and stood with his manuscript in his hand.</p>
<p>His face was deadly pale. Either there was some suggestion of his fate in
the faces of his audience, or some mysterious instinct told him of his
danger. He attempted to speak, but faltered, tottered, and staggered to
the wings.</p>
<p>Fearful of losing his prey, “Boston” gave the signal and leaped upon the
stage. But at the same moment a light figure darted from behind the
scenes, and delivering a kick that sent the discomfited humorist back
among the musicians, cut a pigeon-wing, executed a double-shuffle, and
then advancing to the foot-lights with that inimitable look, that
audacious swagger and utter abandon which had so thrilled and fascinated
them a moment before, uttered the characteristic speech: “Wot are you
goin' to hit a man fur, when he's down, s-a-a-y?”</p>
<p>The look, the drawl, the action, the readiness, and above all the
downright courage of the little woman, had its effect. A roar of
sympathetic applause followed the act. “Cut and run while you can,” she
whispered hurriedly over her one shoulder, without altering the other's
attitude of pert and saucy defiance toward the audience. But even as she
spoke the poet tottered and sank fainting upon the stage. Then she threw a
despairing whisper behind the scenes, “Ring down the curtain.”</p>
<p>There was a slight movement of opposition in the audience, but among them
rose the burly shoulders of Yuba Bill, the tall, erect figure of Henry
York of Sandy Bar, and the colorless, determined face of John Oakhurst.
The curtain came down.</p>
<p>Behind it knelt the “California Pet” beside the prostrate poet. “Bring me
some water. Run for a doctor. Stop!! CLEAR OUT, ALL OF YOU!”</p>
<p>She had unloosed the gaudy cravat and opened the shirt-collar of the
insensible figure before her. Then she burst into an hysterical laugh.</p>
<p>“Manuela!”</p>
<p>Her tiring-woman, a Mexican half-breed, came toward her.</p>
<p>“Help me with him to my dressing-room, quick; then stand outside and wait.
If any one questions you, tell them he's gone. Do you hear? HE's gone.”</p>
<p>The old woman did as she was bade. In a few moments the audience had
departed. Before morning so also had the “California Pet,” Manuela, and—the
poet of Sierra Flat.</p>
<p>But, alas! with them also had departed the fair fame of the “California
Pet.” Only a few, and these it is to be feared of not the best moral
character themselves, still had faith in the stainless honor of their
favorite actress. “It was a mighty foolish thing to do, but it'll all come
out right yet.” On the other hand, a majority gave her full credit and
approbation for her undoubted pluck and gallantry, but deplored that she
should have thrown it away upon a worthless object. To elect for a lover
the despised and ridiculed vagrant of Sierra Flat, who had not even the
manliness to stand up in his own defence, was not only evidence of
inherent moral depravity, but was an insult to the community. Colonel
Starbottle saw in it only another instance of the extreme frailty of the
sex; he had known similar cases; and remembered distinctly, sir, how a
well-known Philadelphia heiress, one of the finest women that ever rode in
her kerridge, that, gad, sir! had thrown over a Southern member of
Congress to consort with a d——d nigger. The Colonel had also
noticed a singular look in the dog's eye which he did not entirely fancy.
He would not say anything against the lady, sir, but he had noticed—And
here haply the Colonel became so mysterious and darkly confidential as to
be unintelligible and inaudible to the bystanders.</p>
<p>A few days after the disappearance of Mr. Chubbuck a singular report
reached Sierra Flat, and it was noticed that “Boston,” who since the
failure of his elaborate joke had been even more depressed in spirits than
is habitual with great humorists, suddenly found that his presence was
required in San Francisco. But as yet nothing but the vaguest surmises
were afloat, and nothing definite was known.</p>
<p>It was a pleasant afternoon when the editor of the “Sierra Flat Record”
looked up from his case and beheld the figure of Mr. Morgan McCorkle
standing in the doorway. There was a distressed look on the face of that
worthy gentleman that at once enlisted the editor's sympathizing
attention. He held an open letter in his hand, as he advanced toward the
middle of the room.</p>
<p>“As a man as has allers borne a fair reputation,” began Mr. McCorkle
slowly, “I should like, if so be as I could, Mister Editor, to make a
correction in the columns of your valooable paper.”</p>
<p>Mr. Editor begged him to proceed.</p>
<p>“Ye may not disremember that about a month ago I fetched here what so be
as we'll call a young man whose name might be as it were Milton—Milton
Chubbuck.”</p>
<p>Mr. Editor remembered perfectly.</p>
<p>“Thet same party I'd knowed better nor fower year, two on 'em campin' out
together. Not that I'd known him all the time, fur he war shy and strange
at spells and had odd ways that I took war nat'ral to a borned poet. Ye
may remember that I said he was a borned poet?”</p>
<p>The editor distinctly did.</p>
<p>“I picked this same party up in St. Jo., takin' a fancy to his face, and
kinder calklating he'd runn'd away from home,—for I'm a married man,
Mr. Editor, and hev children of my own,—and thinkin' belike he was a
borned poet.”</p>
<p>“Well?” said the editor.</p>
<p>“And as I said before, I should like now to make a correction in the
columns of your valooable paper.”</p>
<p>“What correction!” asked the editor.</p>
<p>“I said, ef you remember my words, as how he was a borned poet.”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“From statements in this yer letter it seems as how I war wrong.”</p>
<p>“Well!”</p>
<p>“She war a woman.”</p>
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<br/>
<h2> THE CHRISTMAS GIFT THAT CAME TO RUPERT. </h2>
<p>A STORY FOR LITTLE SOLDIERS.</p>
<p>It was the Christmas season in California,—a season of falling rain
and springing grasses. There were intervals when, through driving clouds
and flying scud, the sun visited the haggard hills with a miracle, and
death and resurrection were as one, and out of the very throes of decay a
joyous life struggled outward and upward. Even the storms that swept down
the dead leaves nurtured the tender buds that took their places. There
were no episodes of snowy silence; over the quickening fields the farmer's
ploughshare hard followed the furrows left by the latest rains. Perhaps it
was for this reason that the Christmas evergreens which decorated the
drawing-room took upon themselves a foreign aspect, and offered a weird
contrast to the roses, seen dimly through the windows, as the southwest
wind beat their soft faces against the panes.</p>
<p>“Now,” said the Doctor, drawing his chair closer to the fire, and looking
mildly but firmly at the semicircle of flaxen heads around him, “I want it
distinctly understood before I begin my story, that I am not to be
interrupted by any ridiculous questions. At the first one I shall stop. At
the second, I shall feel it my duty to administer a dose of castor-oil,
all around. The boy that moves his legs or arms will be understood to
invite amputation. I have brought my instruments with me, and never allow
pleasure to interfere with my business. Do you promise?”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir,” said six small voices, simultaneously. The volley was,
however, followed by half a dozen dropping questions.</p>
<p>“Silence! Bob, put your feet down, and stop rattling that sword. Flora
shall sit by my side, like a little lady, and be an example to the rest.
Fung Tang shall stay, too, if he likes. Now, turn down the gas a little;
there, that will do,—just enough to make the fire look brighter, and
to show off the Christmas candles. Silence, everybody! The boy who cracks
an almond, or breathes too loud over his raisins, will be put out of the
room?”</p>
<p>There was a profound silence. Bob laid his sword tenderly aside, and
nursed his leg thoughtfully. Flora, after coquettishly adjusting the
pocket of her little apron, put her arm upon the Doctor's shoulder, and
permitted herself to be drawn beside him. Fung Tang, the little heathen
page, who was permitted, on this rare occasion, to share the Christian
revels in the drawing-room, surveyed the group with a smile that was at
once sweet and philosophical. The light ticking of a French clock on the
mantel, supported by a young shepherdess of bronze complexion and great
symmetry of limb, was the only sound that disturbed the Christmas-like
peace of the apartment,—a peace which held the odors of evergreens,
new toys, cedar-boxes, glue, and varnish in an harmonious combination that
passed all understanding.</p>
<p>“About four years ago at this time,” began the Doctor, “I attended a
course of lectures in a certain city. One of the professors, who was a
sociable, kindly man,—though somewhat practical and hard-headed,—invited
me to his house on Christmas night. I was very glad to go, as I was
anxious to see one of his sons, who, though only twelve years old, was
said to be very clever. I dare not tell you how many Latin verses this
little fellow could recite, or how many English ones he had composed. In
the first place, you'd want me to repeat them; secondly, I'm not a judge
of poetry, Latin or English. But there were judges who said they were
wonderful for a boy, and everybody predicted a splendid future for him.
Everybody but his father. He shook his head doubtingly, whenever it was
mentioned, for, as I have told you, he was a practical, matter-of-fact
man.</p>
<p>“There was a pleasant party at the Professor's that night. All the
children of the neighborhood were there, and among them the Professor's
clever son, Rupert, as they called him,—a thin little chap, about as
tall as Bobby there, and as fair and delicate as Flora by my side. His
health was feeble, his father said; he seldom ran about and played with
other boys, preferring to stay at home and brood over his books, and
compose what he called his verses.</p>
<p>“Well, we had a Christmas-tree just like this, and we had been laughing
and talking, calling off the names of the children who had presents on the
tree, and everybody was very happy and joyous, when one of the children
suddenly uttered a cry of mingled surprise and hilarity, and said, 'Here's
something for Rupert; and what do you think it is?'</p>
<p>“We all guessed. 'A desk'; 'A copy of Milton'; 'A gold pen'; 'A rhyming
dictionary? 'No? what then?'</p>
<p>“'A drum!'</p>
<p>“'A what?' asked everybody.</p>
<p>“'A drum! with Rupert's name on it?'</p>
<p>“Sure enough there it was. A good-sized, bright, new, brass-bound drum,
with a slip of paper on it, with the inscription, 'FOR RUPERT.'</p>
<p>“Of course we all laughed, and thought it a good joke. 'You see you're to
make a noise in the world, Rupert!' said one. 'Here's parchment for the
poet,' said another. 'Rupert's last work in sheepskin covers,' said a
third. 'Give us a classical tune, Rupert,' said a fourth; and so on. But
Rupert seemed too mortified to speak; he changed color, bit his lips, and
finally burst into a passionate fit of crying, and left the room. Then
those who had joked him felt ashamed, and everybody began to ask who had
put the drum there. But no one knew, or if they did, the unexpected
sympathy awakened for the sensitive boy kept them silent. Even the
servants were called up and questioned, but no one could give any idea
where it came from. And, what was still more singular, everybody declared
that up to the moment it was produced, no one had seen it hanging on the
tree. What do I think? Well, I have my own opinion. But no questions!
Enough for you to know that Rupert did not come down stairs again that
night, and the party soon after broke up.</p>
<p>“I had almost forgotten those things, for the war of the Rebellion broke
out the next spring, and I was appointed surgeon in one of the new
regiments, and was on my way to the seat of war. But I had to pass through
the city where the Professor lived, and there I met him. My first question
was about Rupert. The Professor shook his head sadly. 'He's not so well,'
he said; 'he has been declining since last Christmas, when you saw him. A
very strange case,' he added, giving it a long Latin name,—'a very
singular case. But go and see him yourself,' he urged; 'it may distract
his mind and do him good?'</p>
<p>“I went accordingly to the Professor's house, and found Rupert lying on a
sofa, propped up with pillows. Around him were scattered his books, and,
what seemed in singular contrast, that drum I told you about was hanging
on a nail, just above his head. His face was thin and wasted; there was a
red spot on either cheek, and his eyes were very bright and widely opened.
He was glad to see me, and when I told him where I was going, he asked a
thousand questions about the war. I thought I had thoroughly diverted his
mind from its sick and languid fancies, when he suddenly grasped my hand
and drew me toward him.</p>
<p>“'Doctor,' said he, in a low whisper, 'you won't laugh at me if I tell you
something?'</p>
<p>“'No, certainly not,' I said.</p>
<p>“'You remember that drum?' he said, pointing to the glittering toy that
hung against the wall. 'You know, too, how it came to me. A few weeks
after Christmas, I was lying half asleep here, and the drum was hanging on
the wall, when suddenly I heard it beaten; at first, low and slowly, then
faster and louder, until its rolling filled the house. In the middle of
the night, I heard it again. I did not dare to tell anybody about it, but
I have heard it every night ever since.'</p>
<p>“He paused and looked anxiously in my face. 'Sometimes,' he continued, 'it
is played softly, sometimes loudly, but always quickening to a long-roll,
so loud and alarming that I have looked to see people coming into my room
to ask what was the matter. But I think, Doctor,—I think,' he
repeated slowly, looking up with painful interest into my face, 'that no
one hears it but myself.'</p>
<p>“I thought so, too, but I asked him if he had heard it at any other time.</p>
<p>“'Once or twice in the daytime,' he replied, 'when I have been reading or
writing; then very loudly, as though it were angry, and tried in that way
to attract my attention away from my books.'</p>
<p>“I looked into his face, and placed my hand upon his pulse. His eyes were
very bright, and his pulse a little flurried and quick. I then tried to
explain to him that he was very weak, and that his senses were very acute,
as most weak people's are; and how that when he read, or grew interested
and excited, or when he was tired at night, the throbbing of a big artery
made the beating sound he heard. He listened to me with a sad smile of
unbelief, but thanked me, and in a little while I went away. But as I was
going down stairs, I met the Professor. I gave him my opinion of the case,—well,
no matter what it was.</p>
<p>“'He wants fresh air and exercise,' said the Professor, 'and some
practical experience of life, sir?' The Professor was not a bad man, but
he was a little worried and impatient, and thought—as clever people
are apt to think—that things which he didn't understand were either
silly or improper.</p>
<p>“I left the city that very day, and in the excitement of battle-fields and
hospitals, I forgot all about little Rupert, nor did I hear of him again,
until one day, meeting an old classmate in the army, who had known the
Professor, he told me that Rupert had become quite insane, and that in one
of his paroxysms he had escaped from the house, and as he had never been
found, it was feared that he had fallen in the river and was drowned. I
was terribly shocked for the moment, as you may imagine; but, dear me, I
was living just then among scenes as terrible and shocking, and I had
little time to spare to mourn over poor Rupert.</p>
<p>“It was not long after receiving this intelligence that we had a terrible
battle, in which a portion of our army was surprised and driven back with
great slaughter. I was detached from my brigade to ride over to the
battle-field and assist the surgeons of the beaten division, who had more
on their hands than they could attend to. When I reached the barn that
served for a temporary hospital, I went at once to work. Ah, Bob,” said
the Doctor, thoughtfully taking the bright sword from the hands of the
half-frightened Bob, and holding it gravely before him, “these pretty
playthings are symbols of cruel, ugly realities.</p>
<p>“I turned to a tall, stout Vermonter,” he continued very slowly, tracing a
pattern on the rug with the point of the scabbard, “who was badly wounded
in both thighs, but he held up his hands and begged me to help others
first who needed it more than he. I did not at first heed his request, for
this kind of unselfishness was very common in the army; but he went on,
'For God's sake, Doctor, leave me here; there is a drummer-boy of our
regiment—a mere child—dying, if he isn't dead now. Go, and see
him first. He lies over there. He saved more than one life. He was at his
post in the panic this morning, and saved the honor of the regiment.' I
was so much more impressed by the man's manner than by the substance of
his speech, which was, however, corroborated by the other poor fellows
stretched around me, that I passed over to where the drummer lay, with his
drum beside him. I gave one glance at his face—and—yes, Bob—yes,
my children—it WAS Rupert.</p>
<p>“Well! well! it needed not the chalked cross which my brother-surgeons had
left upon the rough board whereon he lay to show how urgent was the relief
he sought; it needed not the prophetic words of the Vermonter, nor the
damp that mingled with the brown curls that clung to his pale forehead, to
show how hopeless it was now. I called him by name. He opened his eyes—larger,
I thought, in the new vision that was beginning to dawn upon him—and
recognized me. He whispered, 'I'm glad you are come, but I don't think you
can do me any good.'</p>
<p>“I could not tell him a lie. I could not say anything. I only pressed his
hand in mine, as he went on.</p>
<p>“'But you will see father, and ask him to forgive me. Nobody is to blame
but myself. It was a long time before I understood why the drum came to me
that Christmas night, and why it kept calling to me every night, and what
it said. I know it now. The work is done, and I am content. Tell father it
is better as it is. I should have lived only to worry and perplex him, and
something in me tells me this is right.'</p>
<p>“He lay still for a moment, and then, grasping my hand, said,—</p>
<p>“'Hark!'</p>
<p>“I listened, but heard nothing but the suppressed moans of the wounded men
around me. 'The drum,' he said faintly; 'don't you hear it? The drum is
calling me.'</p>
<p>“He reached out his arm to where it lay, as though he would embrace it.</p>
<p>“'Listen,' he went on, 'it's the reveille. There are the ranks drawn up in
review. Don't you see the sunlight flash down the long line of bayonets?
Their faces are shining,—they present arms,—there comes the
General; but his face I cannot look at, for the glory round his head. He
sees me; he smiles, it is—” And with a name upon his lips that he
had learned long ago, he stretched himself wearily upon the planks, and
lay quite still.</p>
<p>“That's all. No questions now; never mind what became of the drum. Who's
that snivelling? Bless my soul, where's my pill-box?”</p>
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