<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XVII</h3>
<h2>PINOCCHIO WILL NOT TAKE HIS MEDICINE</h2>
<p>As soon as the three doctors had left the room the Fairy
approached Pinocchio and, having touched his forehead,
she perceived that he was in a high fever.</p>
<p>She therefore dissolved a certain white powder in half a
tumbler of water and, offering it to the puppet, she said to
him lovingly:</p>
<p>"Drink it and in a few days you will be cured."</p>
<p>Pinocchio looked at the tumbler, made a wry face, and
then asked in a plaintive voice:</p>
<p>"Is it sweet or bitter?"</p>
<p>"It is bitter, but it will do you good."</p>
<p>"If it is bitter, I will not take it."</p>
<p>"Listen to me: drink it."</p>
<p>"I don't like anything bitter."</p>
<p>"Drink it, and when you have drunk it I will give you
a lump of sugar to take away the taste."</p>
<p>"Where is the lump of sugar?"</p>
<p>"Here it is," said the Fairy, taking a piece from a gold
sugar-basin.</p>
<p>"Give me first the lump of sugar and then I will drink
that bad bitter water."</p>
<p>"Do you promise me?"</p>
<p>"Yes."</p>
<p>The Fairy gave him the sugar and Pinocchio, having
crunched it up and swallowed it in a second, said, licking
his lips:</p>
<p>"It would be a fine thing if sugar were medicine! I
would take it every day."</p>
<p>"Now keep your promise and drink these few drops of
water, which will restore you to health."</p>
<p>Pinocchio took the tumbler unwillingly in his hand and
put the point of his nose to it: he then approached it to his
lips: he then again put his nose to it, and at last said:</p>
<p>"It is too bitter! too bitter! I cannot drink it."</p>
<p>"How can you tell that, when you have not even tasted it?"</p>
<p>"I can imagine it! I know it from the smell. I want
first another lump of sugar and then I will drink it!"</p>
<p>The Fairy then, with all the patience of a good mamma,
put another lump of sugar in his mouth, and again presented
the tumbler to him.</p>
<p>"I cannot drink it so!" said the puppet, making a thousand
grimaces.</p>
<p>"Why?"</p>
<p>"Because that pillow that is down there on my feet
bothers me."</p>
<p>The Fairy removed the pillow.</p>
<p>"It is useless. Even so I cannot drink it."</p>
<p>"What is the matter now?"</p>
<p>"The door of the room, which is half open, bothers me."</p>
<p>The Fairy went and closed the door.</p>
<p>"In short," cried Pinocchio, bursting into tears, "I will
not drink that bitter water—no, no, no!"</p>
<p>"My boy, you will repent it."</p>
<p>"I don't care."</p>
<p>"Your illness is serious."</p>
<p>"I don't care."</p>
<p>"The fever in a few hours will carry you into the other
world."</p>
<p>"I don't care."</p>
<p>"Are you not afraid of death?"</p>
<p>"I am not in the least afraid! I would rather die than
drink that bitter medicine."</p>
<p>At that moment the door of the room flew open and
four rabbits as black as ink entered carrying on their shoulders
a little bier.</p>
<p>"What do you want with me?" cried Pinocchio, sitting
up in bed in a great fright.</p>
<p>"We have come to take you," said the biggest rabbit.</p>
<p>"To take me? But I am not yet dead!"</p>
<p>"No, not yet? but you have only a few minutes to live,
as you have refused the medicine that would have cured you
of the fever."</p>
<p>"Oh, Fairy, Fairy!" the puppet then began to scream,
"give me the tumbler at once; be quick, for pity's sake, for
I will not die—no, I will not die."</p>
<p>And, taking the tumbler in both hands, he emptied it
at a gulp.</p>
<p>"We must have patience!" said the rabbits; "this time
we have made our journey in vain." And, taking the little
bier again on their shoulders, they left the room, grumbling
and murmuring between their teeth.</p>
<p>In fact, a few minutes afterwards, Pinocchio jumped down
from the bed quite well, because wooden puppets have the
privilege of being seldom ill and of being cured very quickly.</p>
<p>The Fairy, seeing him running and rushing about the room
as gay and as lively as a young cock, said to him:</p>
<p>"Then my medicine has really done you good?"</p>
<p>"Good? I should think so! It has restored me to life!"</p>
<p>"Then why on earth did you require so much persuasion
to take it?"</p>
<p>"Because you see that we boys are all like that! We
are more afraid of medicine than of the illness."</p>
<p>"Disgraceful! Boys ought to know that a good remedy
taken in time may save them from a serious illness, and perhaps
even from death."</p>
<p>"Oh! but another time I shall not require so much persuasion.
I shall remember those black rabbits with the bier
on their shoulders and then I shall immediately take the
tumbler in my hand, and down it will go!"</p>
<p>"Now, come here to me and tell me how it came about
that you fell into the hands of those assassins."</p>
<p>"You see, the showman, Fire-Eater, gave me some gold
pieces and said to me: 'Go, and take them to your father!'
and instead I met on the road a Fox and a Cat, who said
to me: 'Would you like those pieces of gold to become a
thousand or two? Come with us and we will take you to
the Field of Miracles,' and I said: 'Let us go.' And they
said: 'Let us stop at the inn of The Red Craw-Fish,' and after
midnight they left. And when I awoke I found that they
were no longer there, because they had gone away. Then I
began to travel by night, for you cannot imagine how dark
it was; and on that account I met on the road two assassins
in charcoal sacks who said to me: 'Out with your money,' and
I said to them: 'I have got none,' because I had hidden the
four gold pieces in my mouth, and one of the assassins tried
to put his hand in my mouth, and I bit his hand off and spat
it out, but instead of a hand it was a cat's paw. And the
assassins ran after me, and I ran, and ran, until at last they
caught me and tied me by the neck to a tree in this wood, and
said to me: 'Tomorrow we shall return here and then you
will be dead with your mouth open and we shall be able to
carry off the pieces of gold that you have hidden under your
tongue."</p>
<p>"And the four pieces—where have you put them?" asked
the Fairy.</p>
<p>"I have lost them!" said Pinocchio, but he was telling a
lie, for he had them in his pocket.</p>
<p>He had scarcely told the lie when his nose, which was
already long, grew at once two inches longer.</p>
<p>"And where did you lose them?"</p>
<p>"In the wood near here."</p>
<p>At this second lie his nose went on growing.</p>
<p>"If you have lost them in the wood near here," said the
Fairy, "we will look for them and we shall find them: because
everything that is lost in that wood is always found."</p>
<p>"Ah! now I remember all about it," replied the puppet,
getting quite confused; "I didn't lose the four gold pieces, I
swallowed them whilst I was drinking your medicine."</p>
<p>At this lie his nose grew to such an extraordinary length
that poor Pinocchio could not move in any direction. If he
turned to one side he struck his nose against the bed or the
window-panes, if he turned to the other he struck it against
the walls or the door, if he raised his head a little he ran the
risk of sticking it into one of the Fairy's eyes.</p>
<p>And the Fairy looked at him and laughed.</p>
<p>"What are you laughing at?" asked the puppet, very
confused and anxious at finding his nose growing so prodigiously.</p>
<p>"I am laughing at the lie you have told."</p>
<p>"And how can you possibly know that I have told a lie?"</p>
<p>"Lies, my dear boy, are found out immediately, because
they are of two sorts. There are lies that have short legs,
and lies that have long noses. Your lie, as it happens, is one
of those that have a long nose."</p>
<p>Pinocchio, not knowing where to hide himself for shame,
tried to run out of the room; but he did not succeed, for his
nose had increased so much that it could no longer pass through
the door.</p>
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