<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXXIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXXIII</h3>
<h2>PINOCCHIO IS TRAINED FOR THE CIRCUS</h2>
<p>Finding that the door remained shut the little man burst
it open with a violent kick and, coming into the room, he
said to Pinocchio and Candlewick with his usual little laugh:</p>
<p>"Well done, boys! You brayed well, and I recognized
you by your voices. That is why I am here."</p>
<p>At these words the two little donkeys were quite stupefied
and stood with their heads down, their ears lowered, and their
tails between their legs.</p>
<p>At first the little man stroked and caressed them; then,
taking out a currycomb, he currycombed them well. And
when by this process he had polished them till they shone like
two mirrors, he put a halter round their necks and led them
to the market-place, in hopes of selling them and making a
good profit.</p>
<p>And indeed buyers were not wanting. Candlewick was
bought by a peasant whose donkey had died the previous day.
Pinocchio was sold to the director of a company of buffoons
and tight-rope dancers, who bought him that he might teach
him to leap and to dance with the other animals belonging to
the company.</p>
<p>And now, my little readers, you will have understood the
fine trade that little man pursued. The wicked little monster,
who had a face all milk and honey, made frequent journeys
round the world with his coach. As he went along he collected,
with promises and flattery, all the idle boys who had
taken a dislike to books and school. As soon as his coach was
full he conducted them to the "Land of Boobies," that they
might pass their time in games, in uproar, and in amusement.
When these poor, deluded boys, from continual play and no
study, had become so many little donkeys, he took possession
of them with great delight and satisfaction, and carried them
off to the fairs and markets to be sold. And in this way he
had in a few years made heaps of money and had become a
millionaire.</p>
<p>What became of Candlewick I do not know, but I do
know that Pinocchio from the very first day had to endure a
very hard, laborious life.</p>
<p>When he was put into his stall his master filled the
manger with straw; but Pinocchio, having tried a mouthful,
spat it out again.</p>
<p>Then his master, grumbling, filled the manger with hay;
but neither did the hay please him.</p>
<p>"Ah!" exclaimed his master in a passion. "Does not hay
please you either? Leave it to me, my fine donkey; if you
are so full of caprices I will find a way to cure you!"</p>
<p>And by way of correcting him he struck his legs with
his whip.</p>
<p>Pinocchio began to cry and to bray with pain, and he
said, braying:</p>
<p>"Hee-haw! I cannot digest straw!"</p>
<p>"Then eat hay!" said his master, who understood perfectly
the asinine dialect.</p>
<p>"Hee-haw! hay gives me a pain in my stomach."</p>
<p>"Do you mean to pretend that a little donkey like you
must be kept on breasts of chickens, and capons in jelly?"
asked his master, getting more and more angry, and whipping
him again.</p>
<p>At this second whipping Pinocchio prudently held his
tongue and said nothing more.</p>
<p>The stable was then shut and Pinocchio was left alone.
He had not eaten for many hours and he began to yawn from
hunger. And when he yawned he opened a mouth that seemed
as wide as an oven.</p>
<p>At last, finding nothing else in the manger, he resigned
himself and chewed a little hay; and after he had chewed it
well, he shut his eyes and swallowed it.</p>
<p>"This hay is not bad," he said to himself; "but how much
better it would have been if I had gone on with my studies!
Instead of hay I might now be eating a hunch of new bread
and a fine slice of sausage. But I must have patience!"</p>
<p>The next morning when he woke he looked in the manger
for a little more hay; but he found none, for he had eaten
it all during the night.</p>
<p>Then he took a mouthful of chopped straw, but whilst
he was chewing it he had to acknowledge that the taste of
chopped straw did not in the least resemble a savory dish
of macaroni or pie.</p>
<p>"But I must have patience!" he repeated as he went on
chewing. "May my example serve at least as a warning to
all disobedient boys who do not want to study. Patience!"</p>
<p>"Patience indeed!" shouted his master, coming at that
moment into the stable. "Do you think, my little donkey, that
I bought you only to give you food and drink? I bought you
to make you work, and that you might earn money for me.
Up, then, at once! you must come with me into the circus, and
there I will teach you to jump through hoops, to go through
frames of paper head foremost, to dance waltzes and polkas,
and to stand upright on your hind legs."</p>
<p>Poor Pinocchio, either by love or by force, had to learn
all these fine things. But it took him three months before
he had learned them, and he got many a whipping that nearly
took off his skin.</p>
<p>At last a day came when his master was able to announce
that he would give a really extraordinary representation. The
many colored placards stuck on the street corners were thus
worded:<br/><br/></p>
<p class="center"> <span class="smcap">Great Full Dress Representation</span></p>
<hr class="minor" />
<p class="center"> <big><b>TONIGHT</b></big><br/>
<span class="smcap">Will Take Place the Usual Feats and Surprising</span><br/>
<span class="smcap">Performances Executed by All the Artists</span><br/>
<span class="smcap">and by all the horses of the company</span><br/>
<span class="smcap">and moreover</span><br/>
<span class="smcap">The Famous</span><br/>
<big><b>LITTLE DONKEY PINOCCHIO</b></big><br/>
<span class="smcap">called</span><br/>
<big><b>THE STAR OF THE DANCE</b></big><br/>
<span class="smcap">Will Make His First Appearance</span></p>
<hr class="minor" />
<p class="center"> <span class="smcap">the theater will be brilliantly illuminated</span>
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<p>On that evening, as you may imagine, an hour before
the play was to begin the theater was crammed.</p>
<p>There was not a place to be had either in the pit or the
stalls, or in the boxes even, by paying its weight in gold.</p>
<p>The benches round the circus were crowded with children
and with boys of all ages, who were in a fever of impatience
to see the famous little donkey Pinocchio dance.</p>
<p>When the first part of the performance was over, the
director of the company, dressed in a black coat, white breeches,
and big leather boots that came above his knees, presented
himself to the public, and, after making a profound bow, he
began with much solemnity the following ridiculous speech:</p>
<p>"Respectable public, ladies and gentlemen! The humble
undersigned being a passer-by in this illustrious city, I have
wished to procure for myself the honor, not to say the pleasure,
of presenting to this intelligent and distinguished audience a
celebrated little donkey, who has already had the honor of
dancing in the presence of His Majesty the Emperor of all
the principal courts of Europe.</p>
<p>"And, thanking you, I beg of you to help us with your
inspiring presence and to be indulgent to us."</p>
<p>This speech was received with much laughter and applause,
but the applause redoubled and became tumultuous when the
little donkey Pinocchio made his appearance in the middle of
the circus. He was decked out for the occasion. He had a
new bridle of polished leather with brass buckles and studs,
and two white camelias in his ears. His mane was divided and
curled, and each curl was tied with bows of colored ribbon.
He had a girth of gold and silver round his body, and his tail
was plaited with amaranth and blue velvet ribbons. He was,
in fact, a little donkey to fall in love with!</p>
<p>The director, in presenting him to the public, added these
few words:</p>
<p>"My respectable auditors! I am not here to tell you
falsehoods of the great difficulties that I have overcome in
understanding and subjugating this mammifer, whilst he was
grazing at liberty amongst the mountains in the plains of the
torrid zone. I beg you will observe the wild rolling of his
eyes. Every means having been tried in vain to tame him,
and to accustom him to the life of domestic quadrupeds, I
was often forced to have recourse to the convincing argument
of the whip. But all my goodness to him, instead of gaining
his affections, has, on the contrary, increased his viciousness.
However, following the system of Gall, I discovered in his
cranium a bony cartilage that the Faculty of Medicine of Paris
has itself recognized as the regenerating bulb of the hair, and
of dance. For this reason I have not only taught him to dance,
but also to jump through hoops and through frames covered
with paper. Admire him, and then pass your opinion on him!
But before taking my leave of you, permit me, ladies and
gentlemen, to invite you to the daily performance that will
take place tomorrow evening; but in case the weather should
threaten rain, the performance will be postponed till tomorrow
morning at 11 ante-meridian of post-meridian."</p>
<p>Here the director made another profound bow, and, then
turning to Pinocchio, he said:</p>
<p>"Courage, Pinocchio! before you begin your feats make
your bow to this distinguished audience—ladies, gentlemen, and
children."</p>
<p>Pinocchio obeyed, and bent both his knees till they touched
the ground, and remained kneeling until the director, cracking
his whip, shouted to him:</p>
<p>"At a foot's pace!"</p>
<p>Then the little donkey raised himself on his four legs and
began to walk round the theater, keeping at a foot's pace.</p>
<p>After a little the director cried:</p>
<p>"Trot!" and Pinocchio, obeying the order, changed to
a trot.</p>
<p>"Gallop!" and Pinocchio broke into a gallop.</p>
<p>"Full gallop!" and Pinocchio went full gallop. But whilst
he was going full speed like a race horse the director, raising
his arm in the air, fired off a pistol.</p>
<p>At the shot the little donkey, pretending to be wounded,
fell his whole length in the circus, as if he were really dying.</p>
<p>As he got up from the ground amidst an outburst of
applause, shouts and clapping of hands, he naturally raised his
head and looked up, and he saw in one of the boxes a beautiful
lady who wore round her neck a thick gold chain from
which hung a medallion. On the medallion was painted the
portrait of a puppet.</p>
<p>"That is my portrait! That lady is the Fairy!" said Pinocchio
to himself, recognizing her immediately; and, overcome
with delight, he tried to cry:</p>
<p>"Oh, my little Fairy! Oh, my little Fairy!"</p>
<p>But instead of these words a bray came from his throat,
so sonorous and so prolonged that all the spectators laughed,
and more especially all the children who were in the theater.</p>
<p>Then the director, to give him a lesson, and to make him
understand that it is not good manners to bray before the
public, gave him a blow on his nose with the handle of his whip.</p>
<p>The poor little donkey put his tongue out an inch and
licked his nose for at least five minutes, thinking perhaps that
it would ease the pain he felt.</p>
<p>But what was his despair when, looking up a second time,
he saw that the box was empty and that the Fairy had disappeared!</p>
<p>He thought he was going to die; his eyes filled with tears
and he began to weep. Nobody, however, noticed it, and
least of all the director who, cracking his whip, shouted:</p>
<p>"Courage, Pinocchio! Now let the audience see how
gracefully you can jump through the hoops."</p>
<p>Pinocchio tried two or three times, but each time that
he came in front of the hoop, instead of going through it, he
found it easier to go under it. At last he made a leap and
went through it, but his right leg unfortunately caught in the
hoop, and that caused him to fall to the ground doubled up
in a heap on the other side.</p>
<p>When he got up he was lame and it was only with great
difficulty that he managed to return to the stable.</p>
<p>"Bring out Pinocchio! We want the little donkey! Bring
out the little donkey!" shouted all the boys in the theater,
touched and sorry for the sad accident.</p>
<p>But the little donkey was seen no more that evening.</p>
<p>The following morning the veterinary, that is, the doctor
of animals, paid him a visit, and declared that he would
remain lame for life.</p>
<p>The director then said to the stable-boy:</p>
<p>"What do you suppose I can do with a lame donkey?
He would eat food without earning it. Take him to the
market and sell him."</p>
<p>When they reached the market a purchaser was found
at once. He asked the stable-boy:</p>
<p>"How much do you want for that lame donkey?"</p>
<p>"Twenty dollars."</p>
<p>"I will give you two dollars. Don't suppose that I am
buying him to make use of; I am buying him solely for his
skin. I see that his skin is very hard and I intend to make
a drum with it for the band of my village."</p>
<p>Imagine poor Pinocchio's feelings when he heard that he
was destined to become a drum!</p>
<p>As soon as the purchaser had paid his two dollars he
conducted the little donkey to the seashore. He then put a
stone round his neck and, tying a rope, the end of which he
held in his hand, round his leg, he gave him a sudden push
and threw him into the water.</p>
<p>Pinocchio, weighted down by the stone, went at once to
the bottom, and his owner, keeping tight hold of the cord,
sat down quietly on a piece of rock to wait until the little
donkey was drowned, intending then to skin him.</p>
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