<h2><SPAN name="chap39"></SPAN>XXXIX.</h2>
<p>When Farfrae descended out of the loft breathless from his encounter with
Henchard, he paused at the bottom to recover himself. He arrived at the yard
with the intention of putting the horse into the gig himself (all the men
having a holiday), and driving to a village on the Budmouth Road. Despite the
fearful struggle he decided still to persevere in his journey, so as to recover
himself before going indoors and meeting the eyes of Lucetta. He wished to
consider his course in a case so serious.</p>
<p>When he was just on the point of driving off Whittle arrived with a note badly
addressed, and bearing the word “immediate” upon the outside. On
opening it he was surprised to see that it was unsigned. It contained a brief
request that he would go to Weatherbury that evening about some business which
he was conducting there. Farfrae knew nothing that could make it pressing; but
as he was bent upon going out he yielded to the anonymous request, particularly
as he had a call to make at Mellstock which could be included in the same tour.
Thereupon he told Whittle of his change of direction, in words which Henchard
had overheard, and set out on his way. Farfrae had not directed his man to take
the message indoors, and Whittle had not been supposed to do so on his own
responsibility.</p>
<p>Now the anonymous letter was a well-intentioned but clumsy contrivance of
Longways and other of Farfrae’s men to get him out of the way for the
evening, in order that the satirical mummery should fall flat, if it were
attempted. By giving open information they would have brought down upon their
heads the vengeance of those among their comrades who enjoyed these boisterous
old games; and therefore the plan of sending a letter recommended itself by its
indirectness.</p>
<p>For poor Lucetta they took no protective measure, believing with the majority
there was some truth in the scandal, which she would have to bear as she best
might.</p>
<p>It was about eight o’clock, and Lucetta was sitting in the drawing-room
alone. Night had set in for more than half an hour, but she had not had the
candles lighted, for when Farfrae was away she preferred waiting for him by the
firelight, and, if it were not too cold, keeping one of the window-sashes a
little way open that the sound of his wheels might reach her ears early. She
was leaning back in the chair, in a more hopeful mood than she had enjoyed
since her marriage. The day had been such a success, and the temporary
uneasiness which Henchard’s show of effrontery had wrought in her
disappeared with the quiet disappearance of Henchard himself under her
husband’s reproof. The floating evidences of her absurd passion for him,
and its consequences, had been destroyed, and she really seemed to have no
cause for fear.</p>
<p>The reverie in which these and other subjects mingled was disturbed by a hubbub
in the distance, that increased moment by moment. It did not greatly surprise
her, the afternoon having been given up to recreation by a majority of the
populace since the passage of the Royal equipages. But her attention was at
once riveted to the matter by the voice of a maid-servant next door, who spoke
from an upper window across the street to some other maid even more elevated
than she.</p>
<p>“Which way be they going now?” inquired the first with interest.</p>
<p>“I can’t be sure for a moment,” said the second,
“because of the malter’s chimbley. O yes—I can see ’em.
Well, I declare, I declare!”</p>
<p>“What, what?” from the first, more enthusiastically.</p>
<p>“They are coming up Corn Street after all! They sit back to back!”</p>
<p>“What—two of ’em—are there two figures?”</p>
<p>“Yes. Two images on a donkey, back to back, their elbows tied to one
another’s! She’s facing the head, and he’s facing the
tail.”</p>
<p>“Is it meant for anybody in particular?”</p>
<p>“Well—it mid be. The man has got on a blue coat and kerseymere
leggings; he has black whiskers, and a reddish face. ’Tis a stuffed
figure, with a falseface.”</p>
<p>The din was increasing now—then it lessened a little.</p>
<p>“There—I shan’t see, after all!” cried the disappointed
first maid.</p>
<p>“They have gone into a back street—that’s all,” said
the one who occupied the enviable position in the attic. “There—now
I have got ’em all endways nicely!”</p>
<p>“What’s the woman like? Just say, and I can tell in a moment if
’tis meant for one I’ve in mind.”</p>
<p>“My—why—’tis dressed just as <i>she</i> was dressed
when she sat in the front seat at the time the play-actors came to the Town
Hall!”</p>
<p>Lucetta started to her feet, and almost at the instant the door of the room was
quickly and softly opened. Elizabeth-Jane advanced into the firelight.</p>
<p>“I have come to see you,” she said breathlessly. “I did not
stop to knock—forgive me! I see you have not shut your shutters, and the
window is open.”</p>
<p>Without waiting for Lucetta’s reply she crossed quickly to the window and
pulled out one of the shutters. Lucetta glided to her side. “Let it
be—hush!” she said peremptorily, in a dry voice, while she seized
Elizabeth-Jane by the hand, and held up her finger. Their intercourse had been
so low and hurried that not a word had been lost of the conversation without,
which had thus proceeded:—</p>
<p>“Her neck is uncovered, and her hair in bands, and her back-comb in
place; she’s got on a puce silk, and white stockings, and coloured
shoes.”</p>
<p>Again Elizabeth-Jane attempted to close the window, but Lucetta held her by
main force.</p>
<p>“’Tis me!” she said, with a face pale as death. “A
procession—a scandal—an effigy of me, and him!”</p>
<p>The look of Elizabeth betrayed that the latter knew it already.</p>
<p>“Let us shut it out,” coaxed Elizabeth-Jane, noting that the rigid
wildness of Lucetta’s features was growing yet more rigid and wild with
the meaning of the noise and laughter. “Let us shut it out!”</p>
<p>“It is of no use!” she shrieked. “He will see it, won’t
he? Donald will see it! He is just coming home—and it will break his
heart—he will never love me any more—and O, it will kill
me—kill me!”</p>
<p>Elizabeth-Jane was frantic now. “O, can’t something be done to stop
it?” she cried. “Is there nobody to do it—not one?”</p>
<p>She relinquished Lucetta’s hands, and ran to the door. Lucetta herself,
saying recklessly “I will see it!” turned to the window, threw up
the sash, and went out upon the balcony. Elizabeth immediately followed, and
put her arm round her to pull her in. Lucetta’s eyes were straight upon
the spectacle of the uncanny revel, now dancing rapidly. The numerous lights
round the two effigies threw them up into lurid distinctness; it was impossible
to mistake the pair for other than the intended victims.</p>
<p>“Come in, come in,” implored Elizabeth; “and let me shut the
window!”</p>
<p>“She’s me—she’s me—even to the parasol—my
green parasol!” cried Lucetta with a wild laugh as she stepped in. She
stood motionless for one second—then fell heavily to the floor.</p>
<p>Almost at the instant of her fall the rude music of the skimmington ceased. The
roars of sarcastic laughter went off in ripples, and the trampling died out
like the rustle of a spent wind. Elizabeth was only indirectly conscious of
this; she had rung the bell, and was bending over Lucetta, who remained
convulsed on the carpet in the paroxysms of an epileptic seizure. She rang
again and again, in vain; the probability being that the servants had all run
out of the house to see more of the Demoniac Sabbath than they could see
within.</p>
<p>At last Farfrae’s man, who had been agape on the doorstep, came up; then
the cook. The shutters, hastily pushed to by Elizabeth, were quite closed, a
light was obtained, Lucetta carried to her room, and the man sent off for a
doctor. While Elizabeth was undressing her she recovered consciousness; but as
soon as she remembered what had passed the fit returned.</p>
<p>The doctor arrived with unhoped-for promptitude; he had been standing at his
door, like others, wondering what the uproar meant. As soon as he saw the
unhappy sufferer he said, in answer to Elizabeth’s mute appeal,
“This is serious.”</p>
<p>“It is a fit,” Elizabeth said.</p>
<p>“Yes. But a fit in the present state of her health means mischief. You
must send at once for Mr. Farfrae. Where is he?”</p>
<p>“He has driven into the country, sir,” said the parlour-maid;
“to some place on the Budmouth Road. He’s likely to be back
soon.”</p>
<p>“Never mind, he must be sent for, in case he should not hurry.” The
doctor returned to the bedside again. The man was despatched, and they soon
heard him clattering out of the yard at the back.</p>
<p>Meanwhile Mr. Benjamin Grower, that prominent burgess of whom mention has been
already made, hearing the din of cleavers, tongs, tambourines, kits, crouds,
humstrums, serpents, rams’-horns, and other historical kinds of music as
he sat indoors in the High Street, had put on his hat and gone out to learn the
cause. He came to the corner above Farfrae’s, and soon guessed the nature
of the proceedings; for being a native of the town he had witnessed such rough
jests before. His first move was to search hither and thither for the
constables, there were two in the town, shrivelled men whom he ultimately found
in hiding up an alley yet more shrivelled than usual, having some not
ungrounded fears that they might be roughly handled if seen.</p>
<p>“What can we two poor lammigers do against such a multitude!”
expostulated Stubberd, in answer to Mr. Grower’s chiding.
“’Tis tempting ’em to commit <i>felo de se</i> upon us, and
that would be the death of the perpetrator; and we wouldn’t be the cause
of a fellow-creature’s death on no account, not we!”</p>
<p>“Get some help, then! Here, I’ll come with you. We’ll see
what a few words of authority can do. Quick now; have you got your
staves?”</p>
<p>“We didn’t want the folk to notice us as law officers, being so
short-handed, sir; so we pushed our Gover’ment staves up this
water-pipe.”</p>
<p>“Out with ’em, and come along, for Heaven’s sake! Ah,
here’s Mr. Blowbody; that’s lucky.” (Blowbody was the third
of the three borough magistrates.)</p>
<p>“Well, what’s the row?” said Blowbody. “Got their
names—hey?”</p>
<p>“No. Now,” said Grower to one of the constables, “you go with
Mr. Blowbody round by the Old Walk and come up the street; and I’ll go
with Stubberd straight forward. By this plan we shall have ’em between
us. Get their names only: no attack or interruption.”</p>
<p>Thus they started. But as Stubberd with Mr. Grower advanced into Corn Street,
whence the sounds had proceeded, they were surprised that no procession could
be seen. They passed Farfrae’s, and looked to the end of the street. The
lamp flames waved, the Walk trees soughed, a few loungers stood about with
their hands in their pockets. Everything was as usual.</p>
<p>“Have you seen a motley crowd making a disturbance?” Grower said
magisterially to one of these in a fustian jacket, who smoked a short pipe and
wore straps round his knees.</p>
<p>“Beg yer pardon, sir?” blandly said the person addressed, who was
no other than Charl, of Peter’s Finger. Mr. Grower repeated the words.</p>
<p>Charl shook his head to the zero of childlike ignorance. “No; we
haven’t seen anything; have we, Joe? And you was here afore I.”</p>
<p>Joseph was quite as blank as the other in his reply.</p>
<p>“H’m—that’s odd,” said Mr. Grower.
“Ah—here’s a respectable man coming that I know by sight.
Have you,” he inquired, addressing the nearing shape of Jopp, “have
you seen any gang of fellows making a devil of a noise—skimmington
riding, or something of the sort?”</p>
<p>“O no—nothing, sir,” Jopp replied, as if receiving the most
singular news. “But I’ve not been far tonight, so
perhaps—”</p>
<p>“Oh, ’twas here—just here,” said the magistrate.</p>
<p>“Now I’ve noticed, come to think o’t that the wind in the
Walk trees makes a peculiar poetical-like murmur to-night, sir; more than
common; so perhaps ’twas that?” Jopp suggested, as he rearranged
his hand in his greatcoat pocket (where it ingeniously supported a pair of
kitchen tongs and a cow’s horn, thrust up under his waistcoat).</p>
<p>“No, no, no—d’ye think I’m a fool? Constable, come this
way. They must have gone into the back street.”</p>
<p>Neither in back street nor in front street, however, could the disturbers be
perceived, and Blowbody and the second constable, who came up at this time,
brought similar intelligence. Effigies, donkey, lanterns, band, all had
disappeared like the crew of <i>Comus</i>.</p>
<p>“Now,” said Mr. Grower, “there’s only one thing more we
can do. Get ye half-a-dozen helpers, and go in a body to Mixen Lane, and into
Peter’s Finger. I’m much mistaken if you don’t find a clue to
the perpetrators there.”</p>
<p>The rusty-jointed executors of the law mustered assistance as soon as they
could, and the whole party marched off to the lane of notoriety. It was no
rapid matter to get there at night, not a lamp or glimmer of any sort offering
itself to light the way, except an occasional pale radiance through some
window-curtain, or through the chink of some door which could not be closed
because of the smoky chimney within. At last they entered the inn boldly, by
the till then bolted front-door, after a prolonged knocking of loudness
commensurate with the importance of their standing.</p>
<p>In the settles of the large room, guyed to the ceiling by cords as usual for
stability, an ordinary group sat drinking and smoking with statuesque quiet of
demeanour. The landlady looked mildly at the invaders, saying in honest
accents, “Good evening, gentlemen; there’s plenty of room. I hope
there’s nothing amiss?”</p>
<p>They looked round the room. “Surely,” said Stubberd to one of the
men, “I saw you by now in Corn Street—Mr. Grower spoke to
’ee?”</p>
<p>The man, who was Charl, shook his head absently. “I’ve been here
this last hour, hain’t I, Nance?” he said to the woman who
meditatively sipped her ale near him.</p>
<p>“Faith, that you have. I came in for my quiet suppertime half-pint, and
you were here then, as well as all the rest.”</p>
<p>The other constable was facing the clock-case, where he saw reflected in the
glass a quick motion by the landlady. Turning sharply, he caught her closing
the oven-door.</p>
<p>“Something curious about that oven, ma’am!” he observed
advancing, opening it, and drawing out a tambourine.</p>
<p>“Ah,” she said apologetically, “that’s what we keep
here to use when there’s a little quiet dancing. You see damp weather
spoils it, so I put it there to keep it dry.”</p>
<p>The constable nodded knowingly, but what he knew was nothing. Nohow could
anything be elicited from this mute and inoffensive assembly. In a few minutes
the investigators went out, and joining those of their auxiliaries who had been
left at the door they pursued their way elsewhither.</p>
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