<h2><SPAN name="chap02"></SPAN>CHAPTER II</h2>
<p>It was nearly six years after the departure of Mr. David Faux for the West
Indies, that the vacant shop in the market-place at Grimworth was understood to
have been let to the stranger with a sallow complexion and a buff cravat, whose
first appearance had caused some excitement in the bar of the Woolpack, where
he had called to wait for the coach.</p>
<p>Grimworth, to a discerning eye, was a good place to set up shopkeeping in.
There was no competition in it at present; the Church-people had their own
grocer and draper; the Dissenters had theirs; and the two or three butchers
found a ready market for their joints without strict reference to religious
persuasion—except that the rector’s wife had given a general order
for the veal sweet-breads and the mutton kidneys, while Mr. Rodd, the Baptist
minister, had requested that, so far as was compatible with the fair
accommodation of other customers, the sheep’s trotters might be reserved
for him. And it was likely to be a growing place, for the trustees of Mr.
Zephaniah Crypt’s Charity, under the stimulus of a late visitation by
commissioners, were beginning to apply long-accumulating funds to the
rebuilding of the Yellow Coat School, which was henceforth to be carried
forward on a greatly-extended scale, the testator having left no restrictions
concerning the curriculum, but only concerning the coat.</p>
<p>The shopkeepers at Grimworth were by no means unanimous as to the advantages
promised by this prospect of increased population and trading, being
substantial men, who liked doing a quiet business in which they were sure of
their customers, and could calculate their returns to a nicety. Hitherto, it
had been held a point of honour by the families in Grimworth parish, to buy
their sugar and their flannel at the shop where their fathers and mothers had
bought before them; but, if newcomers were to bring in the system of
neck-and-neck trading, and solicit feminine eyes by gown-pieces laid in
fan-like folds, and surmounted by artificial flowers, giving them a factitious
charm (for on what human figure would a gown sit like a fan, or what female
head was like a bunch of China-asters?), or, if new grocers were to fill their
windows with mountains of currants and sugar, made seductive by contrast and
tickets,—what security was there for Grimworth, that a vagrant spirit in
shopping, once introduced, would not in the end carry the most important
families to the larger market town of Cattleton, where, business being done on
a system of small profits and quick returns, the fashions were of the freshest,
and goods of all kinds might be bought at an advantage?</p>
<p>With this view of the times predominant among the tradespeople at Grimworth,
their uncertainty concerning the nature of the business which the
sallow-complexioned stranger was about to set up in the vacant shop, naturally
gave some additional strength to the fears of the less sanguine. If he was
going to sell drapery, it was probable that a pale-faced fellow like that would
deal in showy and inferior articles—printed cottons and muslins which
would leave their dye in the wash-tub, jobbed linen full of knots, and flannel
that would soon look like gauze. If grocery, then it was to be hoped that no
mother of a family would trust the teas of an untried grocer. Such things had
been known in some parishes as tradesmen going about canvassing for custom with
cards in their pockets: when people came from nobody knew where, there was no
knowing what they might do. It was a thousand pities that Mr. Moffat, the
auctioneer and broker, had died without leaving anybody to follow him in the
business, and Mrs. Cleve’s trustee ought to have known better than to let
a shop to a stranger. Even the discovery that ovens were being put up on the
premises, and that the shop was, in fact, being fitted up for a confectioner
and pastry-cook’s business, hitherto unknown in Grimworth, did not quite
suffice to turn the scale in the newcomer’s favour, though the landlady
at the Woolpack defended him warmly, said he seemed to be a very clever young
man, and from what she could make out, came of a very good family; indeed, was
most likely a good many people’s betters.</p>
<p>It certainly made a blaze of light and colour, almost as if a rainbow had
suddenly descended into the market-place, when, one fine morning, the shutters
were taken down from the new shop, and the two windows displayed their
decorations. On one side, there were the variegated tints of collared and
marbled meats, set off by bright green leaves, the pale brown of glazed pies,
the rich tones of sauces and bottled fruits enclosed in their veil of
glass—altogether a sight to bring tears into the eyes of a Dutch painter;
and on the other, there was a predominance of the more delicate hues of pink,
and white, and yellow, and buff, in the abundant lozenges, candies, sweet
biscuits and icings, which to the eyes of a bilious person might easily have
been blended into a faëry landscape in Turner’s latest style. What a
sight to dawn upon the eyes of Grimworth children! They almost forgot to go to
their dinner that day, their appetites being preoccupied with imaginary
sugar-plums; and I think even Punch, setting up his tabernacle in the
market-place, would not have succeeded in drawing them away from those
shop-windows, where they stood according to gradations of size and strength,
the biggest and strongest being nearest the window, and the little ones in the
outermost rows lifting wide-open eyes and mouths towards the upper tier of
jars, like small birds at meal-time.</p>
<p>The elder inhabitants pished and pshawed a little at the folly of the new
shopkeeper in venturing on such an outlay in goods that would not keep; to be
sure, Christmas was coming, but what housewife in Grimworth would not think
shame to furnish forth her table with articles that were not home-cooked? No,
no. Mr. Edward Freely, as he called himself, was deceived, if he thought
Grimworth money was to flow into his pockets on such terms.</p>
<p>Edward Freely was the name that shone in gilt letters on a mazarine ground over
the doorplace of the new shop—a generous-sounding name, that might have
belonged to the open-hearted, improvident hero of an old comedy, who would have
delighted in raining sugared almonds, like a new manna-gift, among that small
generation outside the windows. But Mr. Edward Freely was a man whose impulses
were kept in due subordination: he held that the desire for sweets and pastry
must only be satisfied in a direct ratio with the power of paying for them. If
the smallest child in Grimworth would go to him with a halfpenny in its tiny
fist, he would, after ringing the halfpenny, deliver a just equivalent in
“rock.” He was not a man to cheat even the smallest child—he
often said so, observing at the same time that he loved honesty, and also that
he was very tender-hearted, though he didn’t show his feelings as some
people did.</p>
<p>Either in reward of such virtue, or according to some more hidden law of
sequence, Mr. Freely’s business, in spite of prejudice, started under
favourable auspices. For Mrs. Chaloner, the rector’s wife, was among the
earliest customers at the shop, thinking it only right to encourage a new
parishioner who had made a decorous appearance at church; and she found Mr.
Freely a most civil, obliging young man, and intelligent to a surprising degree
for a confectioner; well-principled, too, for in giving her useful hints about
choosing sugars he had thrown much light on the dishonesty of other tradesmen.
Moreover, he had been in the West Indies, and had seen the very estate which
had been her poor grandfather’s property; and he said the missionaries
were the only cause of the negro’s discontent—an observing young
man, evidently. Mrs. Chaloner ordered wine-biscuits and olives, and gave Mr.
Freely to understand that she should find his shop a great convenience. So did
the doctor’s wife, and so did Mrs. Gate, at the large carding-mill, who,
having high connexions frequently visiting her, might be expected to have a
large consumption of ratafias and macaroons.</p>
<p>The less aristocratic matrons of Grimworth seemed likely at first to justify
their husbands’ confidence that they would never pay a percentage of
profits on drop-cakes, instead of making their own, or get up a hollow show of
liberal housekeeping by purchasing slices of collared meat when a neighbour
came in for supper. But it is my task to narrate the gradual corruption of
Grimworth manners from their primitive simplicity—a melancholy task, if
it were not cheered by the prospect of the fine peripateia or downfall by which
the progress of the corruption was ultimately checked.</p>
<p>It was young Mrs. Steene, the veterinary surgeons wife, who first gave way to
temptation. I fear she had been rather over-educated for her station in life,
for she knew by heart many passages in <i>Lalla Rookh</i>, the <i>Corsair</i>,
and the <i>Siege of Corinth</i>, which had given her a distaste for domestic
occupations, and caused her a withering disappointment at the discovery that
Mr. Steene, since his marriage, had lost all interest in the
“bulbul,” openly preferred discussing the nature of spavin with a
coarse neighbour, and was angry if the pudding turned out watery—indeed,
was simply a top-booted “vet.”, who came in hungry at dinner-time;
and not in the least like a nobleman turned Corsair out of pure scorn for his
race, or like a renegade with a turban and crescent, unless it were in the
irritability of his temper. And scorn is such a very different thing in
top-boots!</p>
<p>This brutal man had invited a supper-party for Christmas eve, when he would
expect to see mince-pies on the table. Mrs. Steene had prepared her mince-meat,
and had devoted much butter, fine flour, and labour, to the making of a batch
of pies in the morning; but they proved to be so very heavy when they came out
of the oven, that she could only think with trembling of the moment when her
husband should catch sight of them on the supper-table. He would storm at her,
she was certain; and before all the company; and then she should never help
crying: it was so dreadful to think she had come to that, after the bulbul and
everything! Suddenly the thought darted through her mind that <i>this once</i>
she might send for a dish of mince-pies from Freely’s: she knew he had
some. But what was to become of the eighteen heavy mince-pies? Oh, it was of no
use thinking about that; it was very expensive—indeed, making mince-pies
at all was a great expense, when they were not sure to turn out well: it would
be much better to buy them ready-made. You paid a little more for them, but
there was no risk of waste.</p>
<p>Such was the sophistry with which this misguided young woman—enough. Mrs.
Steene sent for the mince-pies, and, I am grieved to add, garbled her household
accounts in order to conceal the fact from her husband. This was the second
step in a downward course, all owing to a young woman’s being out of
harmony with her circumstances, yearning after renegades and bulbuls, and being
subject to claims from a veterinary surgeon fond of mince-pies. The third step
was to harden herself by telling the fact of the bought mince-pies to her
intimate friend Mrs. Mole, who had already guessed it, and who subsequently
encouraged herself in buying a mould of jelly, instead of exerting her own
skill, by the reflection that “other people” did the same sort of
thing. The infection spread; soon there was a party or clique in Grimworth on
the side of “buying at Freely’s”; and many husbands, kept for
some time in the dark on this point, innocently swallowed at two mouthfuls a
tart on which they were paying a profit of a hundred per cent., and as
innocently encouraged a fatal disingenuousness in the partners of their bosoms
by praising the pastry. Others, more keen-sighted, winked at the too frequent
presentation on washing-days, and at impromptu suppers, of superior
spiced-beef, which flattered their palates more than the cold remnants they had
formerly been contented with. Every housewife who had once “bought at
Freely’s” felt a secret joy when she detected a similar perversion
in her neighbour’s practice, and soon only two or three old-fashioned
mistresses of families held out in the protest against the growing
demoralization, saying to their neighbours who came to sup with them, “I
can’t offer you Freely’s beef, or Freely’s cheesecakes;
everything in our house is home-made; I’m afraid you’ll hardly have
any appetite for our plain pastry.” The doctor, whose cook was not
satisfactory, the curate, who kept no cook, and the mining agent, who was a
great <i>bon vivant</i>, even began to rely on Freely for the greater part of
their dinner, when they wished to give an entertainment of some brilliancy. In
short, the business of manufacturing the more fanciful viands was fast passing
out of the hinds of maids and matrons in private families, and was becoming the
work of a special commercial organ.</p>
<p>I am not ignorant that this sort of thing is called the inevitable course of
civilization, division of labour, and so forth, and that the maids and matrons
may be said to have had their hands set free from cookery to add to the wealth
of society in some other way. Only it happened at Grimworth, which, to be sure,
was a low place, that the maids and matrons could do nothing with their hands
at all better than cooking: not even those who had always made heavy cakes and
leathery pastry. And so it came to pass, that the progress of civilization at
Grimworth was not otherwise apparent than in the impoverishment of men, the
gossiping idleness of women, and the heightening prosperity of Mr. Edward
Freely.</p>
<p>The Yellow Coat School was a double source of profit to the calculating
confectioner; for he opened an eating-room for the superior workmen employed on
the new school, and he accommodated the pupils at the old school by giving
great attention to the fancy-sugar department. When I think of the sweet-tasted
swans and other ingenious white shapes crunched by the small teeth of that
rising generation, I am glad to remember that a certain amount of calcareous
food has been held good for young creatures whose bones are not quite formed;
for I have observed these delicacies to have an inorganic flavour which would
have recommended them greatly to that young lady of the
<i>Spectator’s</i> acquaintance who habitually made her dessert on the
stems of tobacco-pipes.</p>
<p>As for the confectioner himself, he made his way gradually into Grimworth
homes, as his commodities did, in spite of some initial repugnance. Somehow or
other, his reception as a guest seemed a thing that required justifying, like
the purchasing of his pastry. In the first place, he was a stranger, and
therefore open to suspicion; secondly, the confectionery business was so
entirely new at Grimworth, that its place in the scale of rank had not been
distinctly ascertained. There was no doubt about drapers and grocers, when they
came of good old Grimworth families, like Mr. Luff and Mr. Prettyman: they
visited with the Palfreys, who farmed their own land, played many a game at
whist with the doctor, and condescended a little towards the timber-merchant,
who had lately taken to the coal-trade also, and had got new furniture; but
whether a confectioner should be admitted to this higher level of
respectability, or should be understood to find his associates among butchers
and bakers, was a new question on which tradition threw no light. His being a
bachelor was in his favour, and would perhaps have been enough to turn the
scale, even if Mr. Edward Freely’s other personal pretensions had been of
an entirely insignificant cast. But so far from this, it very soon appeared
that he was a remarkable young man, who had been in the West Indies, and had
seen many wonders by sea and land, so that he could charm the ears of Grimworth
Desdemonas with stories of strange fishes, especially sharks, which he had
stabbed in the nick of time by bravely plunging overboard just as the monster
was turning on his side to devour the cook’s mate; of terrible fevers
which he had undergone in a land where the wind blows from all quarters at
once; of rounds of toast cut straight from the breadfruit trees; of toes bitten
off by land-crabs; of large honours that had been offered to him as a man who
knew what was what, and was therefore particularly needed in a tropical
climate; and of a Creole heiress who had wept bitterly at his departure. Such
conversational talents as these, we know, will overcome disadvantages of
complexion; and young Towers, whose cheeks were of the finest pink, set off by
a fringe of dark whisker, was quite eclipsed by the presence of the sallow Mr.
Freely. So exceptional a confectioner elevated the business, and might well
begin to make disengaged hearts flutter a little.</p>
<p>Fathers and mothers were naturally more slow and cautious in their recognition
of the newcomer’s merits.</p>
<p>“He’s an amusing fellow,” said Mr. Prettyman, the highly
respectable grocer. (Mrs. Prettyman was a Miss Fothergill, and her sister had
married a London mercer.) “He’s an amusing fellow; and I’ve
no objection to his making one at the Oyster Club; but he’s a bit too
fond of riding the high horse. He’s uncommonly knowing, I’ll allow;
but how came he to go to the Indies? I should like that answered. It’s
unnatural in a confectioner. I’m not fond of people that have been beyond
seas, if they can’t give a good account how they happened to go. When
folks go so far off, it’s because they’ve got little credit nearer
home—that’s my opinion. However, he’s got some good rum; but
I don’t want to be hand and glove with him, for all that.”</p>
<p>It was this kind of dim suspicion which beclouded the view of Mr.
Freely’s qualities in the maturer minds of Grimworth through the early
months of his residence there. But when the confectioner ceased to be a
novelty, the suspicions also ceased to be novel, and people got tired of
hinting at them, especially as they seemed to be refuted by his advancing
prosperity and importance. Mr. Freely was becoming a person of influence in the
parish; he was found useful as an overseer of the poor, having great firmness
in enduring other people’s pain, which firmness, he said, was due to his
great benevolence; he always did what was good for people in the end. Mr.
Chaloner had even selected him as clergyman’s churchwarden, for he was a
very handy man, and much more of Mr. Chaloner’s opinion in everything
about church business than the older parishioners. Mr. Freely was a very
regular churchman, but at the Oyster Club he was sometimes a little free in his
conversation, more than hinting at a life of Sultanic self-indulgence which he
had passed in the West Indies, shaking his head now and then and smiling rather
bitterly, as men are wont to do when they intimate that they have become a
little too wise to be instructed about a world which has long been flat and
stale to them.</p>
<p>For some time he was quite general in his attentions to the fair sex, combining
the gallantries of a lady’s man with a severity of criticism on the
person and manners of absent belles, which tended rather to stimulate in the
feminine breast the desire to conquer the approval of so fastidious a judge.
Nothing short of the very best in the department of female charms and virtues
could suffice to kindle the ardour of Mr. Edward Freely, who had become
familiar with the most luxuriant and dazzling beauty in the West Indies. It may
seem incredible that a confectioner should have ideas and conversation so much
resembling those to be met with in a higher walk of life, but it must be
remembered that he had not merely travelled, he had also bow-legs and a sallow,
small-featured visage, so that nature herself had stamped him for a fastidious
connoisseur of the fair sex.</p>
<p>At last, however, it seemed clear that Cupid had found a sharper arrow than
usual, and that Mr. Freely’s heart was pierced. It was the general talk
among the young people at Grimworth. But was it really love, and not rather
ambition? Miss Fullilove, the timber-merchant’s daughter, was quite sure
that if <i>she</i> were Miss Penny Palfrey, she would be cautious; it was not a
good sign when men looked so much above themselves for a wife. For it was no
less a person than Miss Penelope Palfrey, second daughter of the Mr. Palfrey
who farmed his own land, that had attracted Mr. Freely’s peculiar regard,
and conquered his fastidiousness; and no wonder, for the Ideal, as exhibited in
the finest waxwork, was perhaps never so closely approached by the Real as in
the person of the pretty Penelope. Her yellowish flaxen hair did not curl
naturally, I admit, but its bright crisp ringlets were such smooth, perfect
miniature tubes, that you would have longed to pass your little finger through
them, and feel their soft elasticity. She wore them in a crop, for in those
days, when society was in a healthier state, young ladies wore crops long after
they were twenty, and Penelope was not yet nineteen. Like the waxen ideal, she
had round blue eyes, and round nostrils in her little nose, and teeth such as
the ideal would be seen to have, if it ever showed them. Altogether, she was a
small, round thing, as neat as a pink and white double daisy, and as guileless;
for I hope it does not argue guile in a pretty damsel of nineteen, to think
that she should like to have a beau and be “engaged,” when her
elder sister had already been in that position a year and a half. To be sure,
there was young Towers always coming to the house; but Penny felt convinced he
only came to see her brother, for he never had anything to say to her, and
never offered her his arm, and was as awkward and silent as possible.</p>
<p>It is not unlikely that Mr. Freely had early been smitten by Penny’s
charms, as brought under his observation at church, but he had to make his way
in society a little before he could come into nearer contact with them; and
even after he was well received in Grimworth families, it was a long while
before he could converse with Penny otherwise than in an incidental meeting at
Mr. Luff’s. It was not so easy to get invited to Long Meadows, the
residence of the Palfreys; for though Mr. Palfrey had been losing money of late
years, not being able quite to recover his feet after the terrible murrain
which forced him to borrow, his family were far from considering themselves on
the same level even as the old-established tradespeople with whom they visited.
The greatest people, even kings and queens, must visit with somebody, and the
equals of the great are scarce. They were especially scarce at Grimworth,
which, as I have before observed, was a low parish, mentioned with the most
scornful brevity in gazetteers. Even the great people there were far behind
those of their own standing in other parts of this realm. Mr. Palfrey’s
farmyard doors had the paint all worn off them, and the front garden walks had
long been merged in a general weediness. Still, his father had been called
Squire Palfrey, and had been respected by the last Grimworth generation as a
man who could afford to drink too much in his own house.</p>
<p>Pretty Penny was not blind to the fact that Mr. Freely admired her, and she
felt sure that it was he who had sent her a beautiful valentine; but her sister
seemed to think so lightly of him (all young ladies think lightly of the
gentlemen to whom they are not engaged), that Penny never dared mention him,
and trembled and blushed whenever they met him, thinking of the valentine,
which was very strong in its expressions, and which she felt guilty of knowing
by heart. A man who had been to the Indies, and knew the sea so well, seemed to
her a sort of public character, almost like Robinson Crusoe or Captain Cook;
and Penny had always wished her husband to be a remarkable personage, likely to
be put in Mangnall’s Questions, with which register of the immortals she
had become acquainted during her one year at a boarding-school. Only it seemed
strange that a remarkable man should be a confectioner and pastry-cook, and
this anomaly quite disturbed Penny’s dreams. Her brothers, she knew,
laughed at men who couldn’t sit on horseback well, and called them
tailors; but her brothers were very rough, and were quite without that power of
anecdote which made Mr. Freely such a delightful companion. He was a very good
man, she thought, for she had heard him say at Mr. Luff’s, one day, that
he always wished to do his duty in whatever state of life he might be placed;
and he knew a great deal of poetry, for one day he had repeated a verse of a
song. She wondered if he had made the words of the valentine!—it ended in
this way:—</p>
<p class="poem">
“Without thee, it is pain to live,<br/>
But with thee, it were sweet to die.”</p>
<p>Poor Mr. Freely! her father would very likely object—she felt sure he
would, for he always called Mr. Freely “that sugar-plum fellow.”
Oh, it was very cruel, when true love was crossed in that way, and all because
Mr. Freely was a confectioner: well, Penny would be true to him, for all that,
and since his being a confectioner gave her an opportunity of showing her
faithfulness, she was glad of it. Edward Freely was a pretty name, much better
than John Towers. Young Towers had offered her a rose out of his button-hole
the other day, blushing very much; but she refused it, and thought with delight
how much Mr. Freely would be comforted if he knew her firmness of mind.</p>
<p>Poor little Penny! the days were so very long among the daisies on a grazing
farm, and thought is so active—how was it possible that the inward drama
should not get the start of the outward? I have known young ladies, much better
educated, and with an outward world diversified by instructive lectures, to say
nothing of literature and highly-developed fancy-work, who have spun a cocoon
of visionary joys and sorrows for themselves, just as Penny did. Her elder
sister Letitia, who had a prouder style of beauty, and a more worldly ambition,
was engaged to a wool-factor, who came all the way from Cattelton to see her;
and everybody knows that a wool-factor takes a very high rank, sometimes
driving a double-bodied gig. Letty’s notions got higher every day, and
Penny never dared to speak of her cherished griefs to her lofty
sister—never dared to propose that they should call at Mr. Freely’s
to buy liquorice, though she had prepared for such an incident by mentioning a
slight sore throat. So she had to pass the shop on the other side of the
market-place, and reflect, with a suppressed sigh, that behind those pink and
white jars somebody was thinking of her tenderly, unconscious of the small
space that divided her from him.</p>
<p>And it was quite true that, when business permitted, Mr. Freely thought a great
deal of Penny. He thought her prettiness comparable to the loveliest things in
confectionery; he judged her to be of submissive temper—likely to wait
upon him as well as if she had been a negress, and to be silently terrified
when his liver made him irritable; and he considered the Palfrey family quite
the best in the parish, possessing marriageable daughters. On the whole, he
thought her worthy to become Mrs. Edward Freely, and all the more so, because
it would probably require some ingenuity to win her. Mr. Palfrey was capable of
horse-whipping a too rash pretender to his daughter’s hand; and,
moreover, he had three tall sons: it was clear that a suitor would be at a
disadvantage with such a family, unless travel and natural acumen had given him
a countervailing power of contrivance. And the first idea that occurred to him
in the matter was, that Mr. Palfrey would object less if he knew that the
Freelys were a much higher family than his own. It had been foolish modesty in
him hitherto to conceal the fact that a branch of the Freelys held a manor in
Yorkshire, and to shut up the portrait of his great uncle the admiral, instead
of hanging it up where a family portrait should be hung—over the
mantelpiece in the parlour. Admiral Freely, K.C.B., once placed in this
conspicuous position, was seen to have had one arm only, and one eye—in
these points resembling the heroic Nelson—while a certain pallid
insignificance of feature confirmed the relationship between himself and his
grand-nephew.</p>
<p>Next, Mr. Freely was seized with an irrepressible ambition to posses Mrs.
Palfrey’s receipt for brawn, hers being pronounced on all hands to be
superior to his own—as he informed her in a very flattering letter
carried by his errand-boy. Now Mrs. Palfrey, like other geniuses, wrought by
instinct rather than by rule, and possessed no receipts—indeed, despised
all people who used them, observing that people who pickled by book, must
pickle by weights and measures, and such nonsense; as for herself, her weights
and measures were the tip of her finger and the tip of her tongue, and if you
went nearer, why, of course, for dry goods like flour and spice, you went by
handfuls and pinches, and for wet, there was a middle-sized jug—quite the
best thing whether for much or little, because you might know how much a
teacupful was if you’d got any use of your senses, and you might be sure
it would take five middle-sized jugs to make a gallon. Knowledge of this kind
is like Titian’s colouring, difficult to communicate; and as Mrs.
Palfrey, once remarkably handsome, had now become rather stout and asthmatical,
and scarcely ever left home, her oral teaching could hardly be given anywhere
except at Long Meadows. Even a matron is not insusceptible to flattery, and the
prospect of a visitor whose great object would be to listen to her
conversation, was not without its charms to Mrs. Palfrey. Since there was no
receipt to be sent in reply to Mr. Freely’s humble request, she called on
her more docile daughter, Penny, to write a note, telling him that her mother
would be glad to see him and talk with him on brawn, any day that he could call
at Long Meadows. Penny obeyed with a trembling hand, thinking how wonderfully
things came about in this world.</p>
<p>In this way, Mr. Freely got himself introduced into the home of the Palfreys,
and notwithstanding a tendency in the male part of the family to jeer at him a
little as “peaky” and bow-legged, he presently established his
position as an accepted and frequent guest. Young Towers looked at him with
increasing disgust when they met at the house on a Sunday, and secretly longed
to try his ferret upon him, as a piece of vermin which that valuable animal
would be likely to tackle with unhesitating vigour. But—so blind
sometimes are parents—neither Mr. nor Mrs. Palfrey suspected that Penny
would have anything to say to a tradesman of questionable rank whose youthful
bloom was much withered. Young Towers, they thought, had an eye to her, and
<i>that</i> was likely enough to be a match some day; but Penny was a child at
present. And all the while Penny was imagining the circumstances under which
Mr. Freely would make her an offer: perhaps down by the row of damson-trees,
when they were in the garden before tea; perhaps by letter—in which case,
how would the letter begin? “Dearest Penelope?” or “My dear
Miss Penelope?” or straight off, without dear anything, as seemed the
most natural when people were embarrassed? But, however he might make the
offer, she would not accept it without her father’s consent: she would
always be true to Mr. Freely, but she would not disobey her father. For Penny
was a good girl, though some of her female friends were afterwards of opinion
that it spoke ill for her not to have felt an instinctive repugnance to Mr.
Freely.</p>
<p>But he was cautious, and wished to be quite sure of the ground he trod on. His
views on marriage were not entirely sentimental, but were as duly mingled with
considerations of what would be advantageous to a man in his position, as if he
had had a very large amount of money spent on his education. He was not a man
to fall in love in the wrong place; and so, he applied himself quite as much to
conciliate the favour of the parents, as to secure the attachment of Penny.
Mrs. Palfrey had not been inaccessible to flattery, and her husband, being also
of mortal mould, would not, it might be hoped, be proof against rum—that
very fine Jamaica rum—of which Mr. Freely expected always to have a
supply sent him from Jamaica. It was not easy to get Mr. Palfrey into the
parlour behind the shop, where a mild back-street light fell on the features of
the heroic admiral; but by getting hold of him rather late one evening as he
was about to return home from Grimworth, the aspiring lover succeeded in
persuading him to sup on some collared beef which, after Mrs. Palfrey’s
brawn, he would find the very best of cold eating.</p>
<p>From that hour Mr. Freely felt sure of success: being in privacy with an
estimable man old enough to be his father, and being rather lonely in the
world, it was natural he should unbosom himself a little on subjects which he
could not speak of in a mixed circle—especially concerning his
expectations from his uncle in Jamaica, who had no children, and loved his
nephew Edward better than any one else in the world, though he had been so hurt
at his leaving Jamaica, that he had threatened to cut him off with a shilling.
However, he had since written to state his full forgiveness, and though he was
an eccentric old gentleman and could not bear to give away money during his
life, Mr. Edward Freely could show Mr. Palfrey the letter which declared,
plainly enough, who would be the affectionate uncle’s heir. Mr. Palfrey
actually saw the letter, and could not help admiring the spirit of the nephew
who declared that such brilliant hopes as these made no difference to his
conduct; he should work at his humble business and make his modest fortune at
it all the same. If the Jamaica estate was to come to him—well and good.
It was nothing very surprising for one of the Freely family to have an estate
left him, considering the lands that family had possessed in time gone
by—nay, still possessed in the Northumberland branch. Would not Mr.
Palfrey take another glass of rum? and also look at the last year’s
balance of the accounts? Mr. Freely was a man who cared to possess personal
virtues, and did not pique himself on his family, though some men would.</p>
<p>We know how easily the great Leviathan may be led, when once there is a hook in
his nose or a bridle in his jaws. Mr. Palfrey was a large man, but, like
Leviathan’s, his bulk went against him when once he had taken a turning.
He was not a mercurial man, who easily changed his point of view. Enough.
Before two months were over, he had given his consent to Mr. Freely’s
marriage with his daughter Penny, and having hit on a formula by which he could
justify it, fenced off all doubts and objections, his own included. The formula
was this: “I’m not a man to put my head up an entry before I know
where it leads.”</p>
<p>Little Penny was very proud and fluttering, but hardly so happy as she expected
to be in an engagement. She wondered if young Towers cared much about it, for
he had not been to the house lately, and her sister and brothers were rather
inclined to sneer than to sympathize. Grimworth rang with the news. All men
extolled Mr. Freely’s good fortune; while the women, with the tender
solicitude characteristic of the sex, wished the marriage might turn out well.</p>
<p>While affairs were at this triumphant juncture, Mr. Freely one morning observed
that a stone-carver who had been breakfasting in the eating-room had left a
newspaper behind. It was the <i>X-shire Gazette</i>, and X-shire being a county
not unknown to Mr. Freely, he felt some curiosity to glance over it, and
especially over the advertisements. A slight flush came over his face as he
read. It was produced by the following announcement:—“If David
Faux, son of Jonathan Faux, late of Gilsbrook, will apply at the office of Mr.
Strutt, attorney, of Rodham, he will hear of something to his advantage.”</p>
<p>“Father’s dead!” exclaimed Mr. Freely, involuntarily.
“Can he have left me a legacy?”</p>
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