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<h2> CHAPTER VIII </h2>
<p>As she was devoted to romantic effects Lord Warburton ventured to express
a hope that she would come some day and see his house, a very curious old
place. He extracted from Mrs. Touchett a promise that she would bring her
niece to Lockleigh, and Ralph signified his willingness to attend the
ladies if his father should be able to spare him. Lord Warburton assured
our heroine that in the mean time his sisters would come and see her. She
knew something about his sisters, having sounded him, during the hours
they spent together while he was at Gardencourt, on many points connected
with his family. When Isabel was interested she asked a great many
questions, and as her companion was a copious talker she urged him on this
occasion by no means in vain. He told her he had four sisters and two
brothers and had lost both his parents. The brothers and sisters were very
good people—"not particularly clever, you know," he said, "but very
decent and pleasant;" and he was so good as to hope Miss Archer might know
them well. One of the brothers was in the Church, settled in the family
living, that of Lockleigh, which was a heavy, sprawling parish, and was an
excellent fellow in spite of his thinking differently from himself on
every conceivable topic. And then Lord Warburton mentioned some of the
opinions held by his brother, which were opinions Isabel had often heard
expressed and that she supposed to be entertained by a considerable
portion of the human family. Many of them indeed she supposed she had held
herself, till he assured her she was quite mistaken, that it was really
impossible, that she had doubtless imagined she entertained them, but that
she might depend that, if she thought them over a little, she would find
there was nothing in them. When she answered that she had already thought
several of the questions involved over very attentively he declared that
she was only another example of what he had often been struck with—the
fact that, of all the people in the world, the Americans were the most
grossly superstitious. They were rank Tories and bigots, every one of
them; there were no conservatives like American conservatives. Her uncle
and her cousin were there to prove it; nothing could be more medieval than
many of their views; they had ideas that people in England nowadays were
ashamed to confess to; and they had the impudence moreover, said his
lordship, laughing, to pretend they knew more about the needs and dangers
of this poor dear stupid old England than he who was born in it and owned
a considerable slice of it—the more shame to him! From all of which
Isabel gathered that Lord Warburton was a nobleman of the newest pattern,
a reformer, a radical, a contemner of ancient ways. His other brother, who
was in the army in India, was rather wild and pig-headed and had not been
of much use as yet but to make debts for Warburton to pay—one of the
most precious privileges of an elder brother. "I don't think I shall pay
any more," said her friend; "he lives a monstrous deal better than I do,
enjoys unheard-of luxuries and thinks himself a much finer gentleman than
I. As I'm a consistent radical I go in only for equality; I don't go in
for the superiority of the younger brothers." Two of his four sisters, the
second and fourth, were married, one of them having done very well, as
they said, the other only so-so. The husband of the elder, Lord Haycock,
was a very good fellow, but unfortunately a horrid Tory; and his wife,
like all good English wives, was worse than her husband. The other had
espoused a smallish squire in Norfolk and, though married but the other
day, had already five children. This information and much more Lord
Warburton imparted to his young American listener, taking pains to make
many things clear and to lay bare to her apprehension the peculiarities of
English life. Isabel was often amused at his explicitness and at the small
allowance he seemed to make either for her own experience or for her
imagination. "He thinks I'm a barbarian," she said, "and that I've never
seen forks and spoons;" and she used to ask him artless questions for the
pleasure of hearing him answer seriously. Then when he had fallen into the
trap, "It's a pity you can't see me in my war-paint and feathers," she
remarked; "if I had known how kind you are to the poor savages I would
have brought over my native costume!" Lord Warburton had travelled through
the United States and knew much more about them than Isabel; he was so
good as to say that America was the most charming country in the world,
but his recollections of it appeared to encourage the idea that Americans
in England would need to have a great many things explained to them. "If I
had only had you to explain things to me in America!" he said. "I was
rather puzzled in your country; in fact I was quite bewildered, and the
trouble was that the explanations only puzzled me more. You know I think
they often gave me the wrong ones on purpose; they're rather clever about
that over there. But when I explain you can trust me; about what I tell
you there's no mistake." There was no mistake at least about his being
very intelligent and cultivated and knowing almost everything in the
world. Although he gave the most interesting and thrilling glimpses Isabel
felt he never did it to exhibit himself, and though he had had rare
chances and had tumbled in, as she put it, for high prizes, he was as far
as possible from making a merit of it. He had enjoyed the best things of
life, but they had not spoiled his sense of proportion. His quality was a
mixture of the effect of rich experience—oh, so easily come by!—with
a modesty at times almost boyish; the sweet and wholesome savour of which—it
was as agreeable as something tasted—lost nothing from the addition
of a tone of responsible kindness.</p>
<p>"I like your specimen English gentleman very much," Isabel said to Ralph
after Lord Warburton had gone.</p>
<p>"I like him too—I love him well," Ralph returned. "But I pity him
more."</p>
<p>Isabel looked at him askance. "Why, that seems to me his only fault—that
one can't pity him a little. He appears to have everything, to know
everything, to be everything."</p>
<p>"Oh, he's in a bad way!" Ralph insisted.</p>
<p>"I suppose you don't mean in health?"</p>
<p>"No, as to that he's detestably sound. What I mean is that he's a man with
a great position who's playing all sorts of tricks with it. He doesn't
take himself seriously."</p>
<p>"Does he regard himself as a joke?"</p>
<p>"Much worse; he regards himself as an imposition—as an abuse."</p>
<p>"Well, perhaps he is," said Isabel.</p>
<p>"Perhaps he is—though on the whole I don't think so. But in that
case what's more pitiable than a sentient, self-conscious abuse planted by
other hands, deeply rooted but aching with a sense of its injustice? For
me, in his place, I could be as solemn as a statue of Buddha. He occupies
a position that appeals to my imagination. Great responsibilities, great
opportunities, great consideration, great wealth, great power, a natural
share in the public affairs of a great country. But he's all in a muddle
about himself, his position, his power, and indeed about everything in the
world. He's the victim of a critical age; he has ceased to believe in
himself and he doesn't know what to believe in. When I attempt to tell him
(because if I were he I know very well what I should believe in) he calls
me a pampered bigot. I believe he seriously thinks me an awful Philistine;
he says I don't understand my time. I understand it certainly better than
he, who can neither abolish himself as a nuisance nor maintain himself as
an institution."</p>
<p>"He doesn't look very wretched," Isabel observed.</p>
<p>"Possibly not; though, being a man of a good deal of charming taste, I
think he often has uncomfortable hours. But what is it to say of a being
of his opportunities that he's not miserable? Besides, I believe he is."</p>
<p>"I don't," said Isabel.</p>
<p>"Well," her cousin rejoined, "if he isn't he ought to be!"</p>
<p>In the afternoon she spent an hour with her uncle on the lawn, where the
old man sat, as usual, with his shawl over his legs and his large cup of
diluted tea in his hands. In the course of conversation he asked her what
she thought of their late visitor.</p>
<p>Isabel was prompt. "I think he's charming."</p>
<p>"He's a nice person," said Mr. Touchett, "but I don't recommend you to
fall in love with him."</p>
<p>"I shall not do it then; I shall never fall in love but on your
recommendation. Moreover," Isabel added, "my cousin gives me rather a sad
account of Lord Warburton."</p>
<p>"Oh, indeed? I don't know what there may be to say, but you must remember
that Ralph must talk."</p>
<p>"He thinks your friend's too subversive—or not subversive enough! I
don't quite understand which," said Isabel.</p>
<p>The old man shook his head slowly, smiled and put down his cup. "I don't
know which either. He goes very far, but it's quite possible he doesn't go
far enough. He seems to want to do away with a good many things, but he
seems to want to remain himself. I suppose that's natural, but it's rather
inconsistent."</p>
<p>"Oh, I hope he'll remain himself," said Isabel. "If he were to be done
away with his friends would miss him sadly."</p>
<p>"Well," said the old man, "I guess he'll stay and amuse his friends. I
should certainly miss him very much here at Gardencourt. He always amuses
me when he comes over, and I think he amuses himself as well. There's a
considerable number like him, round in society; they're very fashionable
just now. I don't know what they're trying to do—whether they're
trying to get up a revolution. I hope at any rate they'll put it off till
after I'm gone. You see they want to disestablish everything; but I'm a
pretty big landowner here, and I don't want to be disestablished. I
wouldn't have come over if I had thought they were going to behave like
that," Mr. Touchett went on with expanding hilarity. "I came over because
I thought England was a safe country. I call it a regular fraud if they
are going to introduce any considerable changes; there'll be a large
number disappointed in that case."</p>
<p>"Oh, I do hope they'll make a revolution!" Isabel exclaimed. "I should
delight in seeing a revolution."</p>
<p>"Let me see," said her uncle, with a humorous intention; "I forget whether
you're on the side of the old or on the side of the new. I've heard you
take such opposite views."</p>
<p>"I'm on the side of both. I guess I'm a little on the side of everything.
In a revolution—after it was well begun—I think I should be a
high, proud loyalist. One sympathises more with them, and they've a chance
to behave so exquisitely. I mean so picturesquely."</p>
<p>"I don't know that I understand what you mean by behaving picturesquely,
but it seems to me that you do that always, my dear."</p>
<p>"Oh, you lovely man, if I could believe that!" the girl interrupted.</p>
<p>"I'm afraid, after all, you won't have the pleasure of going gracefully to
the guillotine here just now," Mr. Touchett went on. "If you want to see a
big outbreak you must pay us a long visit. You see, when you come to the
point it wouldn't suit them to be taken at their word."</p>
<p>"Of whom are you speaking?"</p>
<p>"Well, I mean Lord Warburton and his friends—the radicals of the
upper class. Of course I only know the way it strikes me. They talk about
the changes, but I don't think they quite realise. You and I, you know, we
know what it is to have lived under democratic institutions: I always
thought them very comfortable, but I was used to them from the first. And
then I ain't a lord; you're a lady, my dear, but I ain't a lord. Now over
here I don't think it quite comes home to them. It's a matter of every day
and every hour, and I don't think many of them would find it as pleasant
as what they've got. Of course if they want to try, it's their own
business; but I expect they won't try very hard."</p>
<p>"Don't you think they're sincere?" Isabel asked.</p>
<p>"Well, they want to FEEL earnest," Mr. Touchett allowed; "but it seems as
if they took it out in theories mostly. Their radical views are a kind of
amusement; they've got to have some amusement, and they might have coarser
tastes than that. You see they're very luxurious, and these progressive
ideas are about their biggest luxury. They make them feel moral and yet
don't damage their position. They think a great deal of their position;
don't let one of them ever persuade you he doesn't, for if you were to
proceed on that basis you'd be pulled up very short."</p>
<p>Isabel followed her uncle's argument, which he unfolded with his quaint
distinctness, most attentively, and though she was unacquainted with the
British aristocracy she found it in harmony with her general impressions
of human nature. But she felt moved to put in a protest on Lord
Warburton's behalf. "I don't believe Lord Warburton's a humbug; I don't
care what the others are. I should like to see Lord Warburton put to the
test."</p>
<p>"Heaven deliver me from my friends!" Mr. Touchett answered. "Lord
Warburton's a very amiable young man—a very fine young man. He has a
hundred thousand a year. He owns fifty thousand acres of the soil of this
little island and ever so many other things besides. He has half a dozen
houses to live in. He has a seat in Parliament as I have one at my own
dinner-table. He has elegant tastes—cares for literature, for art,
for science, for charming young ladies. The most elegant is his taste for
the new views. It affords him a great deal of pleasure—more perhaps
than anything else, except the young ladies. His old house over there—what
does he call it, Lockleigh?—is very attractive; but I don't think
it's as pleasant as this. That doesn't matter, however—he has so
many others. His views don't hurt any one as far as I can see; they
certainly don't hurt himself. And if there were to be a revolution he
would come off very easily. They wouldn't touch him, they'd leave him as
he is: he's too much liked."</p>
<p>"Ah, he couldn't be a martyr even if he wished!" Isabel sighed. "That's a
very poor position."</p>
<p>"He'll never be a martyr unless you make him one," said the old man.</p>
<p>Isabel shook her head; there might have been something laughable in the
fact that she did it with a touch of melancholy. "I shall never make any
one a martyr."</p>
<p>"You'll never be one, I hope."</p>
<p>"I hope not. But you don't pity Lord Warburton then as Ralph does?"</p>
<p>Her uncle looked at her a while with genial acuteness. "Yes, I do, after
all!"</p>
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