<h2><SPAN name="page172"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>XXVII</h2>
<p><span class="smcap">The</span> Doctor, of course, on his
return, had a good deal of talk with his sisters. He was at
no great pains to narrate his travels or to communicate his
impressions of distant lands to Mrs. Penniman, upon whom he
contented himself with bestowing a memento of his enviable
experience, in the shape of a velvet gown. But he conversed
with her at some length about matters nearer home, and lost no
time in assuring her that he was still an inflexible father.</p>
<p>“I have no doubt you have seen a great deal of Mr.
Townsend, and done your best to console him for Catherine’s
absence,” he said. “I don’t ask you, and
you needn’t deny it. I wouldn’t put the
question to you for the world, and expose you to the
inconvenience of having to—a—excogitate an
answer. No one has betrayed you, and there has been no spy
upon your proceedings. Elizabeth has told no tales, and has
never mentioned you except to praise your good looks and good
spirits. The thing is simply an inference of my
own—an induction, as the philosophers say. It seems
to me likely that you would have offered an asylum to an
interesting sufferer. Mr. Townsend has been a good deal in
the house; there is something in the house that tells me
so. We doctors, you know, end by acquiring fine
perceptions, and it is impressed upon my sensorium that he has
sat in these chairs, in a very easy attitude, and warmed himself
at that fire. I don’t grudge him the comfort of it;
it is the only one he will ever enjoy at my expense. It
seems likely, indeed, that I shall be able to economise at his
own. I don’t know what you may have said to him, or
what you may say hereafter; but I should like you to know that if
you have encouraged him to believe that he will gain anything by
hanging on, or that I have budged a hair’s-breadth from the
position I took up a year ago, you have played him a trick for
which he may exact reparation. I’m not sure that he
may not bring a suit against you. Of course you have done
it conscientiously; you have made yourself believe that I can be
tired out. This is the most baseless hallucination that
ever visited the brain of a genial optimist. I am not in
the least tired; I am as fresh as when I started; I am good for
fifty years yet. Catherine appears not to have budged an
inch either; she is equally fresh; so we are about where we were
before. This, however, you know as well as I. What I
wish is simply to give you notice of my own state of mind!
Take it to heart, dear Lavinia. Beware of the just
resentment of a deluded fortune-hunter!”</p>
<p>“I can’t say I expected it,” said Mrs.
Penniman. “And I had a sort of foolish hope that you
would come home without that odious ironical tone with which you
treat the most sacred subjects.”</p>
<p>“Don’t undervalue irony, it is often of great
use. It is not, however, always necessary, and I will show
you how gracefully I can lay it aside. I should like to
know whether you think Morris Townsend will hang on.”</p>
<p>“I will answer you with your own weapons,” said
Mrs. Penniman. “You had better wait and
see!”</p>
<p>“Do you call such a speech as that one of my own
weapons? I never said anything so rough.”</p>
<p>“He will hang on long enough to make you very
uncomfortable, then.”</p>
<p>“My dear Lavinia,” exclaimed the Doctor, “do
you call that irony? I call it pugilism.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Penniman, however, in spite of her pugilism, was a good
deal frightened, and she took counsel of her fears. Her
brother meanwhile took counsel, with many reservations, of Mrs.
Almond, to whom he was no less generous than to Lavinia, and a
good deal more communicative.</p>
<p>“I suppose she has had him there all the while,”
he said. “I must look into the state of my
wine! You needn’t mind telling me now; I have already
said all I mean to say to her on the subject.”</p>
<p>“I believe he was in the house a good deal,” Mrs.
Almond answered. “But you must admit that your
leaving Lavinia quite alone was a great change for her, and that
it was natural she should want some society.”</p>
<p>“I do admit that, and that is why I shall make no row
about the wine; I shall set it down as compensation to
Lavinia. She is capable of telling me that she drank it all
herself. Think of the inconceivable bad taste, in the
circumstances, of that fellow making free with the house—or
coming there at all! If that doesn’t describe him, he
is indescribable.”</p>
<p>“His plan is to get what he can. Lavinia will have
supported him for a year,” said Mrs. Almond.
“It’s so much gained.”</p>
<p>“She will have to support him for the rest of his life,
then!” cried the Doctor. “But without wine, as
they say at the <i>tables d’hôte</i>.”</p>
<p>“Catherine tells me he has set up a business, and is
making a great deal of money.”</p>
<p>The Doctor stared. “She has not told me
that—and Lavinia didn’t deign. Ah!” he
cried, “Catherine has given me up. Not that it
matters, for all that the business amounts to.”</p>
<p>“She has not given up Mr. Townsend,” said Mrs.
Almond. “I saw that in the first half minute.
She has come home exactly the same.”</p>
<p>“Exactly the same; not a grain more intelligent.
She didn’t notice a stick or a stone all the while we were
away—not a picture nor a view, not a statue nor a
cathedral.”</p>
<p>“How could she notice? She had other things to
think of; they are never for an instant out of her mind.
She touches me very much.”</p>
<p>“She would touch me if she didn’t irritate
me. That’s the effect she has upon me now. I
have tried everything upon her; I really have been quite
merciless. But it is of no use whatever; she is absolutely
<i>glued</i>. I have passed, in consequence, into the
exasperated stage. At first I had a good deal of a certain
genial curiosity about it; I wanted to see if she really would
stick. But, good Lord, one’s curiosity is
satisfied! I see she is capable of it, and now she can let
go.”</p>
<p>“She will never let go,” said Mrs. Almond.</p>
<p>“Take care, or you will exasperate me too. If she
doesn’t let go, she will be shaken off—sent tumbling
into the dust! That’s a nice position for my
daughter. She can’t see that if you are going to be
pushed you had better jump. And then she will complain of
her bruises.”</p>
<p>“She will never complain,” said Mrs. Almond.</p>
<p>“That I shall object to even more. But the deuce
will be that I can’t prevent anything.”</p>
<p>“If she is to have a fall,” said Mrs. Almond, with
a gentle laugh, “we must spread as many carpets as we
can.” And she carried out this idea by showing a
great deal of motherly kindness to the girl.</p>
<p>Mrs. Penniman immediately wrote to Morris Townsend. The
intimacy between these two was by this time consummate, but I
must content myself with noting but a few of its features.
Mrs. Penniman’s own share in it was a singular sentiment,
which might have been misinterpreted, but which in itself was not
discreditable to the poor lady. It was a romantic interest
in this attractive and unfortunate young man, and yet it was not
such an interest as Catherine might have been jealous of.
Mrs. Penniman had not a particle of jealousy of her niece.
For herself, she felt as if she were Morris’s mother or
sister—a mother or sister of an emotional
temperament—and she had an absorbing desire to make him
comfortable and happy. She had striven to do so during the
year that her brother left her an open field, and her efforts had
been attended with the success that has been pointed out.
She had never had a child of her own, and Catherine, whom she had
done her best to invest with the importance that would naturally
belong to a youthful Penniman, had only partly rewarded her
zeal. Catherine, as an object of affection and solicitude,
had never had that picturesque charm which (as it seemed to her)
would have been a natural attribute of her own progeny.
Even the maternal passion in Mrs. Penniman would have been
romantic and factitious, and Catherine was not constituted to
inspire a romantic passion. Mrs. Penniman was as fond of
her as ever, but she had grown to feel that with Catherine she
lacked opportunity. Sentimentally speaking, therefore, she
had (though she had not disinherited her niece) adopted Morris
Townsend, who gave her opportunity in abundance. She would
have been very happy to have a handsome and tyrannical son, and
would have taken an extreme interest in his love affairs.
This was the light in which she had come to regard Morris, who
had conciliated her at first, and made his impression by his
delicate and calculated deference—a sort of exhibition to
which Mrs. Penniman was particularly sensitive. He had
largely abated his deference afterwards, for he economised his
resources, but the impression was made, and the young man’s
very brutality came to have a sort of filial value. If Mrs.
Penniman had had a son, she would probably have been afraid of
him, and at this stage of our narrative she was certainly afraid
of Morris Townsend. This was one of the results of his
domestication in Washington Square. He took his ease with
her—as, for that matter, he would certainly have done with
his own mother.</p>
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