<h2 class="vspace"><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI">CHAPTER XI</SPAN><br/> <span class="subhead">THE BOGUS SIR RICHARD DOUGLAS</span></h2>
<p class="drop-cap4"><span class="smcap1">The</span> most remarkable fact about Richard Douglas,
professional swindler, was that he kept a
record of every one of his crimes, as well as
a profit-and-loss balance-sheet, which he drew up at
the end of each year. His diary was an astonishing
document, and had it not been for the craft and obvious
guilt of the impostor it might have been used as evidence
to prove that he was not quite right in his head. Douglas,
however, was too resourceful a thief to be a lunatic,
and for some years he victimized all classes in London,
where he posed as a baronet and committed depredations
upon the trusting and unsuspicious.</p>
<p>The impostor was a man of venerable aspect, with
kindly blue eyes and a soft, ingratiating manner. He
was born with the name of Douglas, but as his father
was a small tradesman in a Surrey village Richard
thought he had better disown him, and when he had
failed many times to earn an honest living he blazoned
forth as "Sir Richard Douglas of Orpington House,
Kent," and made his two elder sons partners in his
criminal enterprises.</p>
<p>He was an insinuating rascal, and the tradespeople
whom he interviewed were easily taken in by his plausible
tongue. When he went to a well-known jeweller in
Bond Street to select a "present for my wife, Lady
Douglas," he had not the slightest difficulty in persuading
the merchant to let him have a five hundred<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148">148</SPAN></span>
guinea diamond necklace on approval. Most swindlers
would have been content to disappear with the necklace
and realize its value, but "Sir Richard" was more
ambitious and greedy, for he was back again in the
shop the same afternoon, and, greatly to the gratification
of the jeweller, announced that "her ladyship" had
been fascinated by the necklace, and that he wished to
pay for it there and then.</p>
<p>The impostor drew a cheque for six hundred pounds,
and, remarking that his own bank would be closed
before he could get to it, induced the jeweller to give
him a receipt for the necklace and seventy-five pounds
in cash. Of course, the cheque came back marked
"No account," and not for many a long day did he
see his customer again.</p>
<p>While the "baronet" was busy on swindles of this
nature his two sons were equally active. They lacked,
of course, the suave polish of their father, but they
were bright, intelligent youths, and they could pose
as army officers anxious to spend the generous allowance
their father, "Sir Richard Douglas," made them.
The credulous traders willingly cashed cheques for
the young Douglases, and were left eventually with
bits of paper as their only souvenirs of their simplicity
and trustfulness.</p>
<p>A few months' swindling provided Douglas with
sufficient capital to rent an expensive house at Ascot,
which became his headquarters, and it was to it that
he would retire every week-end from the stress and
strain of London. Every Monday morning, however,
he would be driven in his carriage to the station to
catch the train to London, and to start another week's
"work." He dressed for each swindle, and played
many characters. On one occasion after having entertained
some of the leading people at Ascot to dinner
he returned to town the following morning, donned the
attire of a broken-down clergyman, and cajoled a large<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149">149</SPAN></span>
sum from the credulous by a story of ill-health and
poverty and a starving wife and children. But generally
he was the well-dressed man of the world, and
boldly swindled tradespeople under the name of "Sir
Richard Douglas."</p>
<p>He had, of course, many narrow escapes. Once
he absent-mindedly entered a jeweller's shop—diamonds
and gold and silver articles specially appealed
to him, because they were easily convertible into hard
cash—which he had defrauded only a fortnight earlier.
The moment the proprietor saw him he identified him
as the man who had given a worthless cheque in exchange
for a diamond ring worth a hundred and fifty guineas,
but he pretended not to recognize the self-styled
"baronet," and he entered into negotiations with
"Sir Richard," who was plainly on the warpath again.
Now Douglas had that morning told his elder son,
Philip, to hang about in the vicinity of the shop, so
that when he emerged from it he might unostentatiously
pass on to him the spoils, as the impostor intended
to steal a few rings, as well as obtain others by false
pretences. The wary jeweller, however, was so unusually
alert that "Sir Richard" realized the situation.</p>
<p>He was in a tight corner now, for in addition to the
presence of the proprietor of the shop a brawny assistant
was keeping guard at the door. The "baronet," however,
exhibited no sign of fear or mental distress. He
just casually glanced out of the window, and raised his
handkerchief to his left cheek and brushed it lightly.
It was a signal to his son on the other side of the road,
and it meant that he was in difficulties.</p>
<p>Philip Douglas was a real chip of the old block, and
in a moment he devised a plan to save his venerable
parent. Walking briskly into the shop where "Sir
Richard" was the only customer—of course, the impostor
always selected the least busiest part of the
day for his frauds—he peremptorily laid his hand on<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150">150</SPAN></span>
his father's arm, and in curt tones expressed his delight
at having at last captured him.</p>
<p>"It's a bit of luck for you that I was passing and
recognized this fellow," he said to the astonished jeweller.
"Do you know that he is one of the greatest
swindlers in London? I have been looking for him for
over a year. Take my advice and see if he has robbed
you of anything."</p>
<p>Immediately the door was locked, and the "detective"
and the other two men stood round the pale-faced and
trembling culprit, who at that very moment held in
his hands a diamond tiara which was worth a thousand
pounds. But he was so terrified now that he seemed
not to know where he was and what he was doing.</p>
<p>The jeweller was so excited at the prospect of getting
even with the man who had swindled him a fortnight
before that he instantly preferred a charge against
"Sir Richard," and, furthermore, at the suggestion of
the "detective" added another one, accusing him of
trying to obtain the tiara by false pretences. This
was just what both the rogues wanted.</p>
<p>"Then you will be good enough to make a parcel
of that tiara," said the "detective," with an air of
authority which was irresistible. "You will carefully
seal it too. I shall have to hand it over to my superior
officer to be used as evidence at the trial. Of course
I will give you a receipt for it."</p>
<p>The jeweller hastened to obey, and ten minutes later
Philip Douglas left the shop and stepped into a four-wheeler
with his father and the diamond tiara. The
"detective" shouted out the address of a police station,
nodded curtly to the jeweller, and drove off. That
night at Ascot the family gloated over the acquisition
of a prize which would bring them in six hundred pounds
at least, and leave a big profit for the receiver of stolen
goods.</p>
<p>But the biggest <i>coup</i> of all was achieved by the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151">151</SPAN></span>
"baronet" posing as a messenger. It happened that
he was chatting with the manager of a diamond merchants
shop when the latter observed that Lady Chesterfield
had given them an order to reset a collection of
very valuable stones which she had just received under
the will of a relative. They were reputed to be worth
twenty thousand pounds, and that afternoon the manager
was to call at her ladyship's town house to receive
the precious parcel. On hearing this "Sir Richard"
brought the interview to an end, murmured that he
was due back at his country seat to entertain a Cabinet
Minister and his wife, and having got outside rushed
to the nearest post office, obtained Lady Chesterfield's
address, and drove to it. His respectable appearance
was in his favour, and he was admitted at once, but
her ladyship's secretary would not hear of handing
over the diamonds until "the manager" established
his identity. It was a critical moment, and had Douglas
not been an accomplished swindler he would have
bolted, but he held his ground, and by sheer personal
magnetism won the secretary over. He had a good
memory, and he was able to recall many of the statements
the manager had made to him, retailing intimate
details of previous transactions with Lady Chesterfield
which convinced the secretary that he was what
he represented himself to be.</p>
<p>Within a week the whole of the stones were in the
possession of a well-known Continental "fence," whose
place of business was in Amsterdam, and the Douglas
banking account was increased by nine thousand pounds.
Every morning for weeks the happy family at Ascot
enjoyed the newspaper references to the great mystery,
and congratulated themselves that the secretary's and
the manager's descriptions of the swindler resembled
anybody but the bogus "baronet."</p>
<p>Continual success so impressed the impostor that
he came to the conclusion that he was under the special<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152">152</SPAN></span>
protection of Providence. He began a diary, and the
entries that followed were both amusing and amazing.
Some are worth reproducing, for the police subsequently
captured two of these astonishing compilations, which
gave a complete history of his swindles and impostures.</p>
<p>"Jan. 5th. Phaeton and horse seized. Fear exposure
at Ascot, and chance up there. Fear we must
cut."</p>
<p>"Jan. 7th. All day ill. Row about stable. Forcible
possession taken of it. Row all day with one person
or another. Fearful how things will end. Three boys
at home idle, all ordering things."</p>
<p>"Jan. 18th. Went to boys' to dinner. Champagne.
Very merry. Providence not quite deserted us."</p>
<p>When he raised three hundred pounds in two days
by means of worthless cheques he celebrated the
"triumph" by writing in his diary:</p>
<p>"My labours ended for the week. Over three hundred
to the good. Paid off local tradesmen—genuine
cheques. Gave notice to cook. Must get some one
who understands serving fish. Looking forward to a
quiet week-end. Must read Bible regularly."</p>
<p>He was really fond of reading the Bible, and he spent
his leisure at his home in studying it and keeping his
diary up to date. When his sons went off to the races
he would potter about in the garden, apparently the
most respectable and virtuous man in the kingdom.</p>
<p>But every Monday morning Douglas would descend
upon London, and when the diaries were bulging with
records of swindles of all descriptions, and almost every
tradesman in the West End was on his guard, he turned
for a time to begging-letter writing, at which he proved
himself an adept. He was the starving widow with
eight children; the lonely widow of an Indian officer;
the one-legged and one-armed hero of half a dozen
campaigns; the old woman who had worked for the
poor all her life, and was now in poverty herself; and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153">153</SPAN></span>
a dozen other characters. These rôles produced plenty
of money, not large sums, but enough to pay expenses
at Ascot and pass the time until "Sir Richard Douglas"
and his greater misdeeds were forgotten by the public
if not by his victims.</p>
<p>On one occasion he resumed his clerical garb, and
went round collecting subscriptions for an aged missionary
and his wife. By working ten hours a day for
a fortnight he collected several hundred pounds, and
he even persuaded two bishops to contribute through
their chaplains, although as a rule bishops are very
careful to make inquiries before patronizing anything
of this sort. Douglas' sympathetic air, however, clinched
the matter, and by showing the bishops' subscriptions
he was able subsequently to swindle scores of persons
who would not otherwise have been taken in.</p>
<p>By now the police were on the look out for the bogus
baronet who had ruined more than one shopkeeper
by his frauds. But Douglas was a quick-change artist,
and his keen eyes were ever on the watch. He walked
freely about London, and he always spotted the detectives,
and decamped before they recognized him. Some
of the best sleuths were put on his track, but he fooled
them all.</p>
<p>He was once tracked to a house where he was trying
to persuade the occupant, a rich old lady, to buy a tract
of land in Scotland which he did not own, and it seemed
certain that the impostor would be captured, but,
scenting danger, he ran upstairs into a room, where he
found some female clothes, and shortly afterwards
he walked through the kitchen—where a policeman
was keeping guard—and out of the house by the side
door. The policeman explained later that he thought
"she was the cook going for her afternoon out."</p>
<p>This escape, however, was so narrow that the
"baronet" returned at once to Ascot, and lay low for
a month. Meanwhile, his sons had been making the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154">154</SPAN></span>
money fly. Thousands of pounds went to the bookmakers
at Ascot and other racecourses, and all three
of them were engaged to girls with expensive tastes,
which had to be satisfied. No wonder the old hypocrite
recorded in his diary:</p>
<p>"It is sad to think of the extravagance of youth.
If we misuse the money Providence has given us we will
experience poverty. I have spoken seriously to the
boys, but they will not heed me. Note. Special hopes
for the success of the A.T. scheme."</p>
<p>The latter was, however, not successful, for it was
an attempt at a religious swindle which failed owing
to the activities of the police.</p>
<p>Another failure was his short-lived matrimonial
agency, which was to be stocked with three "baronets,"
who were supposed to be on the look out for wives.
The "baronets" were to be impersonated by his sons.
It came to an abrupt termination by the theft of the
preliminary prospectus by a servant, who had to be
bought off later at a cost of five hundred pounds, an
item of expenditure which nearly broke the old man's
heart, according to his diary.</p>
<p>These and other matters contrived to make "Sir
Richard" nervy. His sons were devoting more time
to pleasure than to business, and the knowledge that
the authorities were doubling their efforts to catch him
was ever-disturbing. But he could not remain inactive,
for his brain was always teeming with plans for swindles,
and he entered details of several in his diary, some of
which he put into execution.</p>
<p>Amongst his acquaintances in London was a widow
of fortune. She was in the late fifties, but despite
that was not averse to marrying again, especially a
man with a title, and "Sir Richard's" advances were
not repulsed. Mrs. MacCormack had been left ten
thousand a year by her husband, and the lady maintained
a costly establishment in the neighbourhood<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155">155</SPAN></span>
of London. Douglas was fascinated by her money.
He knew that once she was his wife he would be able
to get complete control of her and her fortune. She
would obey him implicitly, and he could live at his ease,
make his sons handsome allowances, and thoroughly
enjoy life.</p>
<p>He therefore proposed to Mrs. MacCormack, who
accepted "Sir Richard" with an emotion akin to
enthusiasm, and immediately began to prepare to go
through the marriage ceremony a second time. But
Douglas insisted upon the engagement being kept a
secret, pointing out that it was only for her sake that
he did so.</p>
<p>"You will be accused of marrying me for my title,
dear," he said in a sympathetic tone, "and that would
hurt me terribly. Thank God, no one can accuse me
of marrying for money. Your fortune may be large,
but I think that it does not exceed the rent-roll of my
Scottish estates."</p>
<p>Mrs. MacCormack was touched by his kindly forethought,
and really kept the secret, although she was
anxious to impress her acquaintances with the fact
that she was about to become "Lady Douglas."</p>
<p>It was settled that the marriage should take place
at St. George's, Hanover Square, and "Sir Richard"
told the widow that the Archbishop of Canterbury
and the Bishop of London had promised to assist at
the ceremony if their engagements permitted. At the
last moment it happened that both these prelates were
detained elsewhere, at least Douglas said so, and to
the rector was given the honour of officiating.</p>
<p>On the morning of the ceremony "Sir Richard"
dressed himself with extreme care in the room he had
taken at the fashionable West End hotel. It was eleven
o'clock when he descended, and he was due at St. George's
at twelve. A carriage was to take him there with his
best man, who was his eldest son Philip, and the young<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156">156</SPAN></span>
rogue was posing for the occasion as a friend and not
a relative of the bridegroom-baronet.</p>
<p>Now, Philip Douglas, who was keenly interested
in his father's matrimonial adventure, had out of mere
curiosity made a few inquiries about Mrs. MacCormack,
and he learnt that it was really true that she had ten
thousand pounds a year, but on the day of the ceremony
he discovered by sheer accident that under the provisions
of her late husband's will she was to be deprived of
every penny if she married again. So at half-past eleven
Philip Douglas dashed into the hotel, seized his father
by the arm, and drew him into a corner. There he confided
to the old sinner the information that he was going
to marry a woman, ancient and ugly, who would be
penniless the moment the knot was tied. "Sir Richard"
gasped, and then burst forth into imprecations against
the widow for her "deceit." With tears in his eyes
he said she had not been honest with him, and when he
had regained his composure he and his son drove away
to catch the train back to Ascot. Mrs. MacCormack
arrived in due course at St. George's, Hanover Square,
but the "baronet" never appeared, and she reached
home in tears and feeling that she was the laughing-stock
of London. Douglas entered all the details of
the misadventure in his diary, and he severely censured
the widow for not having been "honest" enough to
tell him the truth.</p>
<p>For some reason, however, the "baronet" went to
pieces after the abandonment of his wedding. Money
suddenly became scarce, and creditors more persistent.
A sheaf of debts contracted by his sons took him by
surprise, but they had to be paid, and Douglas was
left with only a few pounds in hand.</p>
<p>In the midst of the crisis he remembered having heard
about a benevolent clergyman of the name of Hamilton,
who had a large fortune, which he was in the habit of
sharing with the poor. Douglas decided that he would<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157">157</SPAN></span>
get a slice of it, and to achieve his purpose he became a
clergyman again. This time he was supposed to be
an elderly priest who had fallen upon evil times, and
to play the part properly he took lodgings in a slum
house owned by a friend and humble confederate.
From there he wrote to Mr. Hamilton asking him to
call upon a sick and poverty-stricken fellow-clergyman,
who had no friends and no hope left in this world.</p>
<p>The appeal was cunningly worded, and the setting
of the stage for the comedy was perfect. Douglas
knew that if only Mr. Hamilton called he would be able
to work upon his feelings to the extent of two hundred
pounds at least. Anxiously he waited for a reply, and
his joy was great when the owner of the house informed
him that a clergyman was approaching.</p>
<p>The sham priest instantly returned to bed, and assuming
a pained look prepared to receive the visitor. He
heard the knock at the front door, and braced himself
for the interview. Presently footsteps sounded on the
stairs, and then the door opened and a clergyman entered,
whose expression seemed to indicate a generous and
credulous disposition.</p>
<p>Douglas was murmuring a prayer when the clergyman
came to his side and looked down at him. Then he
opened his eyes.</p>
<p>"You—you are the saintly Mr. Hamilton?" he
asked in a quavering voice.</p>
<p>"No," was the startling answer. "I am Inspector
Allen, and I hold a warrant for your arrest, Sir Richard."</p>
<p>It was a neat capture. The impostor was unable to
extricate himself, and at the ensuing Sessions he and
his sons were sentenced to imprisonment, and after
that catastrophe nothing more was heard of the venerable
swindler until a newspaper recorded his death in 1858.</p>
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