<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV</SPAN></h2>
<h3>JOE LEARNS SOMETHING</h3>
<p>Joe Matson had been in fights before. Some
had been forced upon him, and he accepted the
challenges for sufficient reasons, and had given
a good account of himself in the battles. Other
fistic encounters had been of his own seeking and
for excellent reasons he had generally come out
ahead.</p>
<p>The prospective fight with the bully was very
sudden. Joe had seen what he considered a mean
trick on Hiram’s part and had thrown on the
impulse of the moment. He rather regretted his
hasty action, but it was too late for regrets now,
and he was willing to accept the outcome.</p>
<p>“I’m going to make you wish you’d never
come to Excelsior Hall!” cried Hiram, and with
that he expected the blow which he had aimed at
Joe to land on the countenance of our hero.</p>
<p>But, like the celebrated flea of history, who,
as the Dutchman said, “ven you put your finger
on him, dot flea he aind’t dere!” so it was with<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</SPAN></span>
Joe. He cleverly ducked, and then waited for
what would happen next.</p>
<p>Something did happen with a vengeance.
Hiram had rushed up the slippery, sloping, inner
wall of the fort to get at Joe, and pummel him
for sending the snowball smashing into his face,
but when Joe turned aside, and Hiram’s fist went
through the air like a batter fanning over a swift
ball, the bully was unable to recover himself.</p>
<p>He overbalanced, clawed vainly at the atmosphere,
made a grab for Joe, who took good care
to keep well out of reach, and then <SPAN href="#image02">Hiram Shell
went slipping and sliding down the outside wall
of the snow fort</SPAN>, turning over several times ere
he landed at the bottom, amid a pile of the white
flakes.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <SPAN name="image02" id="image02"><ANTIMG src="images/image02.jpg" width-obs="375" height-obs="600" alt="HIRAM SHELL WENT SLIPPING AND SLIDING DOWN THE OUTSIDE WALL OF THE SNOW FORT." title="HIRAM SHELL WENT SLIPPING AND SLIDING DOWN THE OUTSIDE WALL OF THE SNOW FORT." /></SPAN> <br/><span class="caption"><SPAN href="#Page_32">HIRAM SHELL WENT SLIPPING AND SLIDING DOWN THE OUTSIDE WALL OF THE SNOW FORT.</SPAN></span></div>
<p>In his descent he struck several lads who were
swarming up to the attack, and these Hiram
bowled over like tenpins, so that when he came
to rest he was in the centre of a pile of heaving
bodies, and of threshing and swaying arms and
legs, like a football player downed after a long
run.</p>
<p>“Get off me, you fellows!” yelled Hiram, when
he could get his breath. “I’ll punch some of you
good and hard for this!”</p>
<p>“And you’ll get punched yourself if you don’t<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</SPAN></span>
take your feet out of my face!” retorted Peaches,
who was one of the few pupils not afraid of the
bully.</p>
<p>“Where’s that Joe Matson? I’ve got a score
to settle with him,” went on Hiram, as he
struggled to his feet, and disentangled himself
from the mass of snow-warriors.</p>
<p>“You’ll have one to settle with me if you
knock me down again!” cried Teeter Nelson, as
he tried to shake some snow out from inside his
collar. It was melting and running down his
back in little cold streams. “What do you mean
by playing that way?” demanded Teeter, who
had not seen the impending fight between Joe and
Hiram. “Why don’t you stay inside your own
fort, and not make a human battering ram of
yourself?”</p>
<p>“You mind your own business!” snapped
Hiram with an ugly look. “I slipped and fell, or
else Joe Matson pushed me. Wait until I get
hold of him.”</p>
<p>With a look of anger on his face, Hiram
turned and went swarming up the outer wall of
the fort. At the top stood Joe, waiting, and the
lad’s face showed no signs of fear, though he was
a trifle pale. Though Hiram was larger, and
evidently stronger than Joe, our hero was not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</SPAN></span>
afraid. He was debating in his mind whether it
would not be better to rush to the ground below,
where he would have a better chance if it came
to an out-and-out-fight. Yet Joe had a certain
advantage on top of the snow wall, for he could
easily push Hiram down. Yet this was not his
idea of a contest of that kind.</p>
<p>“I’ll fix you, Matson!” muttered the bully.
“I’ll teach you to push me down! You might
have broken my arm or leg,” he added in an injured
tone.</p>
<p>“I didn’t push you!” retorted our hero. “You
tried to hit me and missed. Then you fell.”</p>
<p>“That’s right!” chimed in Peaches, amid a
silence, for the general snowball fight had ceased
in anticipation of another kind of an encounter.</p>
<p>Hiram balanced himself half way up the white
wall.</p>
<p>“What did you smash me in the face with a
snowball for?” he demanded. “We made it up
that no one was to aim at another fellow’s face
at close range, and you know it.”</p>
<p>“Of course I know it,” answered Joe. “But
that rule applied to hard balls, and I didn’t use
one. I threw a soft ball at you, and you know
why I did it, too. I’ll let Luke Fodick have one,
too, if he does it again.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“Does what again?” sneered the bully’s
crony.</p>
<p>“Use icy balls. I saw you and Hiram take
some frozen ones from that box,” and Joe
pointed to the secret supply of ammunition.
“Some of our fellows were hit and that’s why I
threw in your face, Hiram. Now, if you want to
fight I’m ready for you,” and Joe stood well
balanced on top of the wall, awaiting the approach
of his enemy.</p>
<p>Somehow the fighting spirit was oozing out of
Hiram. He felt sure that he could whip Joe
in a battle on level ground, but when his opponent
stood above him, and when it was evident
that Joe could deliver a blow before Hiram could,
with the probability that it would send the attacker
sliding down the wall again, the bully
began to see that discretion was the better part
of valor.</p>
<p>“Do you want to fight?” demanded Hiram, in
that tone which sometimes means that the questioner
would be glad to get a negative answer.</p>
<p>“I’m not aching for it,” replied Joe slowly.
“But I’m not going to run away. If you like
I’ll come down, but you can come up if you want
to,” and he smiled at Hiram. “You only got
what you deserved, you know.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“That’s right,” chimed in Teeter. “You
hadn’t any right to use frozen balls, Hiram.”</p>
<p>“Sure not!” came in a menacing chorus from
Joe’s crowd of lads.</p>
<p>“Well, they weren’t frozen very hard,” mumbled
Hiram. “I only threw a few, anyhow, and
you’ve got more fellows than we have.”</p>
<p>“Because we captured some of yours—yes,”
admitted Joe.</p>
<p>“Well, all right then,” answered the bully with
no good grace. “But if you throw at my face
again, at such close range, Joe Matson, I’ll give
you the best licking you ever had.”</p>
<p>“Two can play at that game,” was Joe’s retort.
“I’m ready any time you are.”</p>
<p>“Why don’t you go at him now, and clean him
up?” asked Luke Fodick, making his way to
where Hiram stood. “If you don’t he’ll be saying
he backed you to a standstill. Go at him,
Hiram.”</p>
<p>“I’ve a good notion to,” muttered the bully.</p>
<p>He measured with his eye the distance between
himself and Joe, and wondered if he could cover
it in a rush, carry his opponent off his feet, and
batter and pummel him as they rolled down the
fort wall together.</p>
<p>“Go on!” urged Luke.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“I—I guess I will!” spoke Hiram desperately.</p>
<p>Then from the outer fringe of the attacking
crowd there arose a cautious warning.</p>
<p>“Cheese it! Here comes old Sixteen!”</p>
<p>Professor Rodd was approaching and the lads
well knew that he was bitterly opposed to fights,
and would at once report any who engaged in
them.</p>
<p>“Come on! Let’s finish the snow fight!” cried
Teeter. “Get back in your fort, Hiram, and the
rest of you, and we’ll soon capture it.”</p>
<p>“All right,” said the bully in a low voice. Then
looking at Joe he said: “This isn’t the end of it;
not by a long shot, Matson. I’ll get square with
you yet.”</p>
<p>“Just as you choose,” answered Joe, as he
rallied his lads to the attack again.</p>
<p>Then the snow ball fight went on, with Professor
Rodd an interested onlooker. Joe’s boys
finally won, capturing the fort; but the real zest
had been taken out of the battle by the unpleasant
incident, and the boys no longer fought with jolly
good-will.</p>
<p>“Ah, that is what I like to see,” remarked the
Latin professor, as the lads, having finished the
game, strolled away from the fort which had<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</SPAN></span>
been sadly battered and disrupted by the attack
on it. “Nothing like good, healthy out-door exercise
to fit the mind for the classics. I’m sure
you will all do better in Latin and Greek for this
little diversion.”</p>
<p>“He’s got another think coming as far as I’m
concerned,” whispered Teeter to Joe. “I haven’t
got a line of my Cæsar.”</p>
<p>“This is certainly what I like to see,” went on
the instructor. “No hard feelings, yet I venture
to say you all fought well, and hard. It is most
delightful.”</p>
<p>“It wouldn’t have been quite so delightful if
you’d have come along a few minutes later and
seen a real fight,” murmured Peaches. “Would
you have stood up to Hiram, Joe?”</p>
<p>“I sure would. I was ready for him, though
I don’t want to be unfriendly to any of the fellows
here. But I couldn’t stand for what he did. Oh,
I’d have fought him all right, even at the risk
of a whipping, or of beating him, and having him
down on me all the while I’m here.”</p>
<p>“I guess he’s down on you all right as it is,”
ventured George Bland. “And it’s too bad, too.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I don’t know as I care particularly,”
spoke Joe.</p>
<p>“I thought I heard you say you wanted to play<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</SPAN></span>
ball when the Spring season opened,” said George.</p>
<p>“So I do, but what has Hiram Shell got to do
with it?”</p>
<p>“Lots, as you’ll very soon learn,” put in Teeter.
“Hiram is the head of the ball club—the manager—I
guess you forgot that, and he runs things. If
he doesn’t want a fellow to play—why, that fellow
doesn’t play—that’s all. That’s what George
means.”</p>
<p>“Yes,” assented George. “And Hiram is sure
down on you after what you did to him to-day,
Joe.”</p>
<p>The young pitcher stood still. Many thoughts
came to him. He felt a strange sinking sensation,
as if he had suddenly lost hope. He dwelt
for a moment on his great ambition, to be the
star pitcher on the school nine, as he had been
on the nine at home.</p>
<p>“Well, I guess it’s too late to worry about it
now,” remarked Joe after a bit. “I’m sorry—no;
I’m not either!” he cried, with sudden energy.
“I’d do the same thing over again if I had to,
and if Hiram Shell wants to keep me off the nine
he can do it!”</p>
<p>“That’s the way to talk!” cried Teeter, clapping
Joe on the back.</p>
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